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- I made you a heart.
- Gross.
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[sighs] Last trap is clear.
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You should be good.
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[Jen] Thank you, Slade.
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None of them gnawed
into your freezer, right?
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- No.
- Mnh-mnh.
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You're lucky. It's a solid machine.
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You want it?
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[Slade] Seriously?
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Dead serious.
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I could use it, I've got seven kids,
but... [sighs]
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I can't afford this Cadillac.
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- Please take it.
- It's yours.
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Oh, I feel so much lighter
with that freezer out of there.
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Ooh, flax crackers.
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I am so happy I never
have to see that thing again.
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Yeah, right?
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It's nice not to have
that constant reminder hanging over you.
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Yeah. [sighs]
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Okay, so, go on this ride with me.
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- Yeah.
- Paella tonight.
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It's a six-hour process,
but no risks, no reward, right?
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Do you know if we have saffron
at the house?
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Uh... [sighs]
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...no, you know, I don't.
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And I know that
your back has been hurting,
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so after dinner, pot gummies, hot tub...
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- Ooh, I'm listening.
- Then a documentary about Indian women
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who make their own maxi pads.
It's supposed to be really empowering.
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You know what else is empowering?
Four bottles for the price of three.
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See, that's so lucky.
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I'm telling you,
since I sent the petrified rock back,
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there's been an energetic shift.
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I hope so,
'cause mama needs a fucking break.
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[scanner beeping]
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There's also that documentary about
the Saudi Arabian women who get to drive.
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Is it "Sowdi" or "Sawdi"?
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Anyway, I don't know if they get to drive,
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or because they already know,
or if they learn to drive,
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but it's supposed to be really good.
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$263.42.
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There's also the one about misogyny
and revenge porn.
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Ooh, take a penny, leave a penny!
I love that.
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[beeps]
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- Oh, sorry, your card didn't go through.
- Oh, just run it again, please.
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Uh, I already did. Twice.
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Well, then something must be wrong
with your runner thingy.
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Or your card's maxed out.
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Maybe your card's maxed out.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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Just take some items out.
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Do you really need eight bottles of wine?
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Oh, I'm sorry, are you the wine sheriff?
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Because I am the dick police and you have
the right to remain fucking silent.
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What is your problem, lady?
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You're my fucking problem, Tyler!
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- Eww.
- [Jen mocks]
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[Jen and Judy gasp]
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I'm not paying for that.
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I'm not cleaning that up.
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- [mocks]
- I will.
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- No worries.
- Ah, shit.
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[sighs]
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- I didn't realize it was that bad.
- Yeah.
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- What can I do?
- You got 20 grand I can borrow?
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Not liquid, no.
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- If I can get my paintings back...
- Oh, Judy, it's...
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How else can I help?
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You know, there's, like, a...
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...like, a hovering that can stop...
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- Oh.
- ...maybe.
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- Sorry. Nobody likes a hoverer.
- No, it's okay.
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- Is it your back? Do you need your brace?
- Oh, fucking stop!
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- Fine.
- I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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[sighs]
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Look, Judy, you know that I love you.
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I love you too.
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And I know these last few weeks
have been intense,
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but we have hung out every day...
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for all the days, and, um, it's been...
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Really nice.
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Yeah, yeah, but...
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Look, I know you have a lot
of love to give.
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Thank you.
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Uh, but it's getting a little co-dependy,
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and, uh, I just,
I kind of need some space,
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you know, just, like,
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to kind of get my life back on track.
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Yeah, yeah. Totally.
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- Okay?
- Right.
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Yeah, s...
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Cool.
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- Did you want the time to start right now?
- I do.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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If you need anything, I'm just...
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Yeah, I know how close you are.
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- Yeah, I'm gonna...
- Okay.
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Busy doing some stuff, but...
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Okay, great.
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Thank you.
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- [man] Excuse me.
- Sorry. [laughs]
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- An Arby's?
- [Judy] Mm-hmm.
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- I mean, yum.
- Sure, it's great for the community,
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but the gallery is, like,
just totally gone.
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[stammers] I just really need
my paintings back, you know?
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Well, yeah, of course,
it's your life's work.
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I was hoping I could sell them.
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You don't happen to know where they are,
do you?
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No, I don't, sorry. I could ask Howard.
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No, don't ask Howard. I mean, he's, like,
super busy. He's got a lot on his plate.
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Speaking of plates,
thank you for sharing your lunch.
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This sandwich is really
filling the old void.
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[chuckles] Of course.
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You don't think that maybe they ended up
back at your parents' house, do you?
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No, no, sorry.
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But, Judy,
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I wanted to tell you something.
You were right.
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- I was?
- Mm-hmm.
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Steve did go to Mexico.
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- What?
- Mm-hmm. A month ago.
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They have a record of him
crossing the border in a white truck.
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Oh, my God.
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Did they know what he was doing there?
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I don't know, something about car parts.
Is this really homemade?
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'Cause this tastes store-bought,
in a good way.
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No, I make my own nut butter.
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Oh, she's so casual about it.
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Anyway, turns out the FBI
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is after a much bigger fish.
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Okay? So if we can find him
and get him to cooperate,
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they'll cut him a deal,
and he'll be okay.
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- Really?
- Yeah. That's something, right?
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- Yeah, that's really something.
- Okay, so,
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- Jude...
- Yeah.
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- If you know anything else...
- I don't.
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...what he was doing
a few days beforehand.
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- I don't.
- If you know where he is...
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- I don't.
- If you know, please tell me.
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- I wish I did. I would...
- We're desperate.
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- You can trust me.
- I do!
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All I know is that he was really stressed.
He bought a condo a few days ago,
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and then he pulled out of the deal,
which really fucked Jen over financially.
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Wait. Jen, your Jen?
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Who?
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Jen saw him a couple days ago?
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Um...
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I mean, did I say a few days ago?
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[laughs] I have such a loose grasp
on time. You know me.
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[mutters, laughs]
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Huh.
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[pants]
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You fucking idiot.
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Stupid fucking idiot.
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[sobs] What did you do?
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What did you do?
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Tsk. Why can't you just be quiet?
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[sniffles]
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Fucking be quiet, for once.
Why can't you be fucking quiet?
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Why can't you ever be quiet for a minute?!
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Why can't you ever just shut your mouth
and do what you're told?
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[gasps]
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[mutters]
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- Oh, shit, sorry...
- No, sorry, I just, um...
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It's not your fault.
I should have locked the door.
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- Are you sure?
- No, yeah, come on in.
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I'll wash my hands and be gone.
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- [sighing]
- Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm just... You know.
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[laughs] I'm having a day.
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Ugh, me too.
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- Fuck this day.
- Yeah, right?
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- [sighs]
- Mercury's in retrograde or something.
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- Huh. It's always in retrograde, isn't it?
- Right?
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- [laughs]
- Are you okay?
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- Eh.
- Do you want to talk about it?
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- God, no. Do you?
- Ugh. My God, no. [laughs]
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Do you want to maybe drink about it?
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I really shouldn't, so...
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Well, there's a lot of things
we shouldn't do.
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Yes.
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I would very much like to drink about it.
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[both laugh]
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[exhales]
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Oh, hey, Lorna. Lorna. Lorna!
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- Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Well, make it snappy, Jennifer.
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I have a promising lunch date
with a one-term state senator.
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He saw my Over Asking cover story
and vigorously pursued me.
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Why are you walking like a cripple?
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Oh, I was playing basketball with Charlie,
and I pulled my back out, so back brace.
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What on Earth were you thinking?
You're over 50.
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- Uh, no, actually, I'm not.
- Are you sure?
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Okay, can I just talk now?
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How much do you think I could get
for my house?
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You mean our house?
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No, I mean, you helped with the deposit,
but it's not your...
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I gave you the entire down payment.
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My name's on the deed.
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- It is?
- Ted insisted.
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He did?
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Okay, um, anyway,
things are just a little tight right now,
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and I have fallen behind on our mortgage.
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And I just think it's time
for the boys and I to downsize.
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No.
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What do you mean "no"?
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I won't let you sell the only home
those boys have ever known.
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A home filled with memories
of their father.
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Your problem isn't your mortgage,
Jennifer.
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Your problem is you.
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Excuse me?
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Your personality's off-putting.
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It's affecting your sales.
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Well, you know, it's not my fault
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that the pregnant couple didn't want
to live in a house with black mold.
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The pregnant people closed
on the mold house this morning,
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once I stepped in.
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Once you stepped in?
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They just needed a loving little nudge.
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But that's never been your strong suit.
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Always bothered Ted.
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Just remember,
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the only harder sell than a moldy house
is a bitter woman.
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No one wants to live with that.
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- [honking]
- [laughs]
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[sighs]
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What the fuck is this?
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[laughs] What the fuck?
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[zips]
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Fuck off.
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[laughs] Charlie!
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This car is such a flex.
Where did you get it?
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My mom had it stashed away.
I think it's for my birthday.
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It's, like, straight fire. [chuckles]
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Should we see how fast it can go?
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Fuck, yeah.
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[engine revs]
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[tires screech]
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[laughing]
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[shouts] Ah! My hair! My hair!
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[Jen] No, no. No. The cameras work.
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Uh, just...
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you know, too well. Haha.
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So I was just realizing
that I don't want the full coverage.
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So if there's any way that I could
possibly scale back that...
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Mm-hmm.
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Gotcha. Yep, yep, yep.
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No, I know, I signed the contract,
so there's that.
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00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:11,647
Um...
250
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,485
While I have you on the phone,
do you think you could walk me through...
251
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,947
um, erasing some footage that I have?
252
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:21,656
Okay.
253
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,032
Yeah, I just...
254
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,703
Mm-hmm. Okay.
255
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,246
Hiya.
256
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,751
- Hi.
- Sorry, I didn't mean to barge.
257
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,753
Janice said to just come on in.
258
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,173
Oh, well, if Janice says it,
then I guess it's fine.
259
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,801
[belt unfastens]
260
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:41,969
[Jen groans]
261
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,138
Um...
262
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,183
How can I, um...
263
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,770
What are you doing here?
264
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,271
Oh, right, um...
265
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:55,065
Don't want to take up too much
of your time, but, uh...
266
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,194
I just had lunch with Judy, and, uh,
she said you were working with Steve.
267
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,822
She did? She said that?
268
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,783
She said he backed out of a deal
or something
269
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,075
right before he disappeared,
270
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,994
uh, said he screwed you over pretty badly.
271
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:08,913
I wouldn't say screwed, no.
272
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,498
She said "fucked," actually. [laughs]
273
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,832
Oh.
274
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:15,127
Yeah, but, uh, you know what?
Deals fall through all the time.
275
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,754
No hard feelings.
276
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,089
Right, right.
Well, did he give you a reason why,
277
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,383
or was he acting weird at all?
278
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,595
You know what? I don't really know him,
so I don't know his baseline.
279
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,239
You may be one of the last people
to see him...
280
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,389
Well, I wasn't.
281
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,059
I mean, I'm sure I wasn't,
282
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:34,563
because he has a lot of associates
and... and, uh, the people.
283
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:35,940
Of course.
284
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,303
- Sorry I can't help you.
- Yeah.
285
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,655
Just one more question. Uh...
286
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,447
Mm-hmm.
287
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,703
Hmm. Do you ever do short-term rentals?
[laughs]
288
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,247
I'm sorry, what?
289
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,374
I just don't know how long
this is gonna go on for,
290
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,960
and I'm living with my mom,
and I love her to death,
291
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,755
but it's kind of like I can't take it
anymore, if that makes sense? [laughs]
292
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,756
Mm-hmm, it does.
293
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,593
Let me just look
for some short-term listings for you.
294
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,430
[groans]
295
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,140
Uh, L4-L5?
296
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,642
- What?
- Your back.
297
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,687
Oh, uh, L5-S1. It was close.
298
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,315
[grunting] How long were you,
um, wanting to...
299
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,776
- to get a place?
- Hard to tell.
300
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,362
I don't know.
We were hoping to find him by now.
301
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,989
People don't just vanish, you know?
302
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,906
Yeah.
303
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,576
- [groans]
- Are you okay?
304
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,035
Mm-hmm. I'm fine.
305
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,079
I wouldn't lean over any more.
You're gonna seize.
306
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,581
- [groaning]
- Okay.
307
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,252
[Jen sighs] I'm good.
308
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,462
[Ben] Uh, are you sure?
309
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,132
Uh, yep.
310
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,345
Rentals, though you might want
to look at the long-terms, too. [groans]
311
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,597
- Are you...
- I'm good.
312
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,432
- Can I...
- No, I'm fine.
313
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,268
[Jen] Thank you for driving me home.
314
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,745
- You didn't have to...
- [Ben] No sweat.
315
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,022
Okay, no pressure,
I could do a quick adjustment...
316
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:58,939
- Oh, God, no.
- No?
317
00:14:59,023 --> 00:14:59,857
- No.
- Okay.
318
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,317
No, I'm perfectly fine.
319
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,836
- This is... yeah, I don't...
- Right.
320
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,195
I just need to get to the chair.
321
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,447
- Easy, easy.
- I'm good.
322
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:09,909
Really, I am. I am... [groaning]
323
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,540
[moans] Yep.
324
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,042
- Yep.
- I'm good. [sighs]
325
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,962
Okay. Well, that didn't inspire
a boatload of confidence, but...
326
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,298
- [doorbell rings]
- Aww, shit.
327
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,509
- I'll get that.
- Oh. Okay, thank you.
328
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:31,805
- Hi.
- Uh, hello.
329
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,642
- Uh, do I know you?
- You do now.
330
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,728
- I'm Ben.
- Hi. Um, that's my friend. [laughs]
331
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,482
- Hi, Jen.
- Hi, Karen.
332
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,318
Sorry, didn't realize you had company.
333
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,945
Oh, yeah, it's not...
334
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,239
I just cracked open some
orange huh-huh! Are you interested?
335
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,301
You know what, Karen,
please don't open it. Listen.
336
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,159
- It's tight.
- Yeah.
337
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:56,288
I actually pulled my back out,
so maybe later.
338
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,500
After my chiropractor leaves.
339
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,502
- [Karen gasps] Oh!
- Okay?
340
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,045
Pulled your back out.
341
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,546
I get it.
342
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,758
Uh, you were here the other night, right?
343
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,093
Sorry, what?
344
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,302
- No.
- [Karen] Yes.
345
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,096
I saw you on my street cam. [laughs]
346
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,265
Remember, the next day you said
you were with a full-grown man?
347
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,349
I got it right here.
348
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,702
- Karen, shut up.
- It's really...
349
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:18,726
Shut up.
350
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,151
It's not him.
You don't know what you're saying.
351
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,232
You're drunk.
352
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,530
[stuttering] I'm gonna go get some ice.
353
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,613
Okay.
354
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,079
I'm sorry. Oh, God.
355
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,707
I hope I didn't ruin anything.
356
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,916
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no.
357
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,378
Just... Jeff's out of town again,
you know, and I just...
358
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,046
[sobs] I get lonely.
359
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,925
I know. Listen, you're okay.
Can you just go home, please?
360
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,050
Okay.
361
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:52,969
I love you.
362
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,097
I love, love, love, love.
363
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,725
I'm just gonna keep that.
You shouldn't have that.
364
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,768
All right. [sighs]
365
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,937
- Sorry.
- [exhales] Oh, my God.
366
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,438
Fuck.
367
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:05,649
[exhales]
368
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,068
- Hey.
- [Jen] Hey. I'm sorry about all that.
369
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,739
She's just kind of going through
a rough patch.
370
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,367
Husband's cheating on her with a dude.
371
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,871
Oh. Well, that's gotta make you
take a good, long look.
372
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,164
What was she talking about?
373
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,139
- Huh?
- She said something about the guy
374
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,209
she thought was me,
that was here the other night?
375
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,086
And was it Steve?
376
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:28,921
No.
377
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,089
No?
378
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,633
Sorry, I just...
379
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,137
I assumed that it was
a guy who looked like me,
380
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,474
- and you were working with him...
- Oh, that's... no, no, no, no.
381
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:42,311
That was a completely other man...
Timothy.
382
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,105
Gotcha. Oh, yeah, no, I'm... yeah.
383
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,774
Sorry about that.
384
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,610
Yeah, and of course you could have had
a million other guys over.
385
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,695
- What?
- Not that you would've...
386
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,782
[laughs]...had a million guys over.
387
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,992
[stammers] And maybe you did or...
388
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,787
Yeah, I'm gonna mind my own business,
389
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:03,165
and I'm going to
just be your "chiropractor."
390
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,876
Um, you should ice it.
391
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:07,543
Doctor's orders.
392
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,296
- [Jen] Thank you.
- [grunts]
393
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,381
- Are you sure you're...
- Yep.
394
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,009
[groans]
395
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,511
And it's back there.
396
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,304
[trills] I'm good.
397
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,558
[pop music playing]
398
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,484
[both laugh]
399
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,403
[knock on window]
400
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,364
[Charlie] Fuck.
401
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,245
Hey. You can't be parked here.
402
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,580
This your car?
403
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,166
Yeah, yeah, it's my car.
404
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,507
Well, take it somewhere else.
405
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,842
This is private property.
406
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,264
[laughing] Oh, my God.
407
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,766
We gotta get out of here.
408
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,061
- Oh, this place.
- Yeah.
409
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,397
[Judy] Oh! Oh, my God!
410
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,608
- Oh, I love this view.
- I know, right?
411
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,812
- [Judy] Thank you.
- Uh-huh.
412
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,863
[gasps] It's gorgeous.
I've always wanted to come here.
413
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,281
Well, that works out.
414
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,951
- Are you hungry?
- Yes, but it doesn't look open.
415
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,830
Michelle, where are you going?
416
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,166
What are you doing?
417
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,586
- [man] Hey, Chef.
- Hey, Enrique.
418
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,295
"Chef"?
419
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,048
Yeah. They're letting women be chefs now.
420
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,135
- What the fuck are they thinking?
- [laughing]
421
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,636
I love to cook, too.
422
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,720
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
423
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,513
[Michelle] All right.
424
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,242
Get back here and show me what you got.
425
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,977
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
426
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,729
[Judy gasps] What?
427
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,356
Oh.
428
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,902
You should have seen your face
when you thought I was breaking in.
429
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,529
- [laughs]
- I didn't know you were such a good girl.
430
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,156
Oh, I'm not.
431
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,033
I don't know.
432
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,660
Got those cute bangs
and that sweet little dress.
433
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,830
- It's really just a cover.
- [laughs]
434
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,749
All right, what do you want?
435
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,419
Um, what's your specialty?
436
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,503
Making you happy.
437
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,465
- [gasps] I like that specialty.
- Mm-hmm.
438
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,051
Well, I don't know, surprise me.
439
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,125
[Jen] I'm only letting you do this
because I'm desperate.
440
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,989
- Oh, if I had a nickel...
- Please don't make me change my mind.
441
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,309
Okay. Um, may I?
442
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,018
Yep.
443
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,773
All right.
I'm really gonna need you to relax here.
444
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,566
- I'm trying. I'm trying.
- Oh, yeah.
445
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,027
- Wiggle your toes.
- Huh?
446
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,862
Just wiggle your toes.
447
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,030
Okay.
448
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,325
- [bones crack]
- He was fucking miserable, wasn't he?
449
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,079
[Ben] Well...
450
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,832
that loosened something up.
451
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,711
- Yeah.
- Now, hang tight.
452
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,591
Okay. Um...
453
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,219
Cross your arms for me.
454
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,807
I'm just gonna come in here gently
455
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,142
and lift you up just a little bit here.
456
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,603
All right.
457
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,147
Uh, big inhale.
458
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:17,025
[both inhale]
459
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,486
- [Ben] And let it out.
- [bones crack]
460
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,446
You are one mean fucking bitch.
461
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,823
[exhales]
462
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,494
[crying]
463
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,291
- [sniffles] I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. That's okay.
464
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,376
No need to apologize.
465
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,837
You know, we hold a lot of stuff
in our bodies.
466
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,673
- [gasps]
- Trauma, stress...
467
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:41,842
anger.
468
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,677
It's healthy to let it out.
469
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,638
[crying]
470
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,439
[laughing]
471
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,649
February 21st.
472
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,028
- Of course you're a Pisces.
- Right?
473
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,697
You're artsy, and you're loving.
474
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,158
Ooh, maybe a little too loving.
475
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,921
Why do you say that like it's a bad thing?
476
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,746
My friend Jen thinks I'm a little clingy.
477
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,247
Is she a Scorpio?
478
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,916
- Yes.
- [Michelle] Hmm.
479
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,519
Are you a little bit psychic?
480
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:19,463
Hmm. I'm a Taurus. We know shit. Okay.
481
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,383
I'm gonna need you to try this polenta
before it gets cold.
482
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:33,809
[Judy] Oh, my God.
483
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,772
That is the best polenta I've ever had.
484
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,690
Mine is never that creamy.
485
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,025
Eh, it's just butter.
486
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:43,070
I mean, there, I just summed up
culinary school for you in three words.
487
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,739
- Well, good. Now I don't have to go.
- [laughs]
488
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:48,158
So, uh, how did you learn to cook?
489
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,493
Hmm.
490
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,537
I taught myself as a kid.
491
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,123
Oh, right. [exhales]
492
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,792
Was your mom not around much?
493
00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:00,962
No. No, she kind of
disappeared a lot, so...
494
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,382
So you had to take care of yourself?
495
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,465
Yeah.
496
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:05,675
And her.
497
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,529
I mean, when she finally would come home,
she'd be so out of it that, uh,
498
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,639
if I didn't cook stuff,
she wouldn't eat, so...
499
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,016
That's a lot for a kid.
500
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,309
Yeah. Thanks.
501
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,980
Um, did you want to talk about that thing
you didn't want to talk about earlier?
502
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,733
It's not really that big of a deal.
I don't know.
503
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:26,530
My mom keeps calling my ex-girlfriend
504
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,073
to complain about me.
505
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,159
So that's a cool thing I got going on.
506
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,578
What's to complain about?
You're so good to her.
507
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,789
Or I'm a selfish dick.
Depends who you ask.
508
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,750
I think it's kind of nice they talk.
509
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,252
My ex's mom hated me.
510
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,546
How long ago did you guys break up?
511
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,591
Oh, a while ago.
512
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,512
Is your ex still in the picture?
513
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,517
[Jen] No one can ever know what happened.
514
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:57,893
No.
515
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,480
No, it's definitely over.
516
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:03,691
Got it.
517
00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,694
So did it not end well?
518
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,111
No.
519
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,696
But...
520
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,283
I'm just trying to move on.
521
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,200
I hear that.
522
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,535
Hey.
523
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:18,498
Do you think that crystals are
bullshit nonsense,
524
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:21,710
or do you think that
they are magical compounds
525
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,295
formed by spiritual energy?
526
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,965
I know they're magical compounds
formed by spiritual energy.
527
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,632
Okay.
528
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,593
[clears throat]
529
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,850
I want you to have this.
530
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:37,933
It's my favorite.
531
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,354
- Is this a moonstone?
- Uh-huh.
532
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:42,731
[gasps]
533
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:46,860
- Are you really giving this to me?
- Yeah. It symbolizes new beginnings.
534
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:53,742
To new beginnings.
535
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:54,825
To new beginnings.
536
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:55,868
[clinks]
537
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,750
I'm sorry. I'm not usually the biggest fan
of crying in front of strangers.
538
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,711
Oh, hey. You're not the first lady
I've made cry.
539
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,297
- Hmm.
- Sorry. [scoffs]
540
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,632
You do that a lot, don't you?
541
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:11,134
Uh, make bad jokes?
542
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:14,554
Well, they're not terrible,
they're just not funny.
543
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,140
[chuckles] Um, thanks for the feedback.
544
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,517
Yeah, sometimes I feel like
545
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,312
Steve got all the confidence in the womb,
and I got the heart defect.
546
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,440
You seem to have a pretty good heart.
547
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,609
Seven surgeries later, yeah.
548
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,195
- It's okay. Something I deal with.
- Hmm.
549
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,340
How about you?
Your back pain, is that a chronic thing?
550
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,449
Yeah, I was a dancer...
551
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,117
- Really?
- ...for a long time.
552
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,786
- Me, too.
- Shut up.
553
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,663
Yeah, Miss Hedley's Dance Academy.
554
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,039
First through fifth grade.
555
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:44,167
Okay. Okay, this I have to see.
556
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,251
What?
557
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,586
You need to show me.
558
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,589
- [laughs] You're gonna make me?
- Yep.
559
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,759
[groans]
560
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:55,554
[laughs] This is going to be...
561
00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,640
- probably pretty good.
- Mm-hmm.
562
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,202
- Ooh.
- I don't even know what I'm doing here.
563
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,936
I don't know what you're doing either.
564
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:07,774
[laughs]
I'm not really sure what's happening here.
565
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:08,733
[hums]
566
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,057
- Some of that. [snaps fingers]
- [laughs] That's just...
567
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,321
No, that didn't work.
568
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:16,116
- Little worm.
- [laughing]
569
00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:17,826
Eww.
570
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:22,205
- Wait for it.
- [laughing]
571
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,332
Word. You're welcome.
572
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,875
That's so wrong.
573
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,103
How about a little Magic Mike?
574
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,727
Okay, now that's where we draw the line.
575
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:32,340
- That's just so stupid.
- [both laughing]
576
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,010
Oh, God. Wow.
577
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,887
- Man, my heart. [panting]
- Oh.
578
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,432
Boy, how bad would you feel
if I died right now? [laughs]
579
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,267
Sorry, that was...
580
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:43,560
[groans]...another one.
581
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,937
[sighs] Boy, I just keep them coming,
don't I? Sorry.
582
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,189
[laughs]
583
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,359
What's this? "Say go to stop signs."
584
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:55,697
Yeah, I probably could have
workshopped that a little bit more.
585
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,699
Eh. Yeah, yeah, maybe.
586
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,576
Hmm. Thanks for the feedback.
587
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:02,912
Uh, no, my son is starting to drive.
588
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:06,374
So now I have become that mother
that I hate.
589
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,458
What's that?
590
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,669
A mother who cares about her kid?
591
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:10,754
Nothing wrong with that.
592
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,882
My poor mom, she...
593
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:18,511
She's really going through it right now.
[exhales]
594
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,835
She's afraid to leave the house
595
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:22,169
'cause she thinks Steve'll walk in
and she won't be there.
596
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,267
Yeah, that's tough.
597
00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:25,517
Yeah.
598
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:27,061
For all of us.
599
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,479
[sighs]
600
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,291
I haven't talked to him in over a year.
601
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:32,984
- Really?
- Mnh-mnh.
602
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,780
- What did he do?
- No.
603
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,157
I was drinking,
604
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:44,496
and we got into an argument
over something really stupid.
605
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,666
And... [sighs]
606
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,585
I just started going off on him.
607
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:55,340
Everything I ever resented
about him just came, like,
608
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,010
exploding out of me.
I just couldn't keep it down, you know?
609
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,100
Of course, I regret it now.
610
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:07,811
Yeah, I'm sure.
611
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,565
I've been putting off making amends
with him, and now it's like...
612
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,611
[sighs]...you know,
what if I don't get to?
613
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,285
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
614
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,580
- put all this on you.
- No, it's okay.
615
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,875
[cell phone ringing]
616
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,378
Oh, I'm sorry. It's my son. I have to...
617
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,461
It's okay.
618
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:36,256
Hey. Hey, buddy.
619
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,384
What?
620
00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:41,094
I told him to rip it out.
621
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:43,017
I mean, who the hell wants
a black toilet bowl?
622
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,973
No one. How am I gonna tell
if I'm hydrated?
623
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,391
Yeah! Exactly.
624
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:49,686
- You want to see your work.
- [cell phone ringing]
625
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:50,937
You gotta take that?
626
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:53,106
No, it's just my friend Jen.
627
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,608
[rings]
628
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,692
Wow.
629
00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,528
- Who's the clingy one now?
- Right?
630
00:28:58,611 --> 00:28:59,696
[Michelle] Mm-hmm.
631
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:02,115
But maybe I should just...
632
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,744
[clears throat] Hello?
633
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,458
Oh, my God, what?
634
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,431
What the hell, Charlie?
635
00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,993
I didn't think it would run out of gas.
I just took it for a spin.
636
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,162
Run out of gas?
What the fuck are you even talking about?
637
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,562
This was not yours to take!
638
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:35,106
[Parker chuckles]
I thought it was a birthday present.
639
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,733
Hey, I'm Parker.
640
00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:40,779
Get in the fucking car, Parker.
641
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,238
Both of you, in Judy's car, now!
642
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:44,406
What about my car?
643
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,969
Your car? Oh, no, no, no.
You are never seeing this thing again.
644
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:48,870
Get in her car.
645
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:51,289
[Charlie] Oh, fine.
646
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:53,750
- Holy shit.
- [Jen] I know.
647
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,394
- Holy shit, what are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
648
00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:57,420
Just help me
and get them out of here, okay?
649
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,923
- I'll figure it out.
- [stammers] Okay.
650
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,008
[Jen panting]
651
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,640
[engine turns over]
652
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,272
He was miserable, wasn't he?
653
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:23,988
Fucking go!
654
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,740
You are one mean fucking bitch.
655
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,368
I never want to see
your fucking face again!
656
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:32,121
[echoes]
He was looking for a way out, honey.
657
00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,930
[theme music playing]
658
00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:09,946
[meows]