1
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Jesus, fuck this fucking dust.

2
00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:19,436
Disgusting shit. Fucking flaps!

3
00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,952
Oh, excuse-- I'm sorry, bro.
Aren't you forgetting something?

4
00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:31,488
Uh…

5
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Is it Mother's Day?

6
00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:34,988
No, it's-- no.

7
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That-- that was, like, two months ago. Uh!

8
00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:40,330
So just can you please
take your bowl to the dishwasher?

9
00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:43,955
But the kitchen's all flapped off.
It's not safe back there.

10
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Listen. Sit down, please.

11
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Okay.

12
00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,882
I really, really need you
to step it up while Judy's in treatment.

13
00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,467
I need you to help me help her.

14
00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:56,393
This is an all-hands-on-deck
kind of situation.

15
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I already gave her my room.

16
00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,597
I know. It's such a sacrifice.

17
00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:02,944
You getting to live in the guesthouse
doing whatever it is that you're doing,

18
00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,941
and I can't hear you doing it.

19
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You really can't hear,
like, even from your room?

20
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Dude.

21
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Are you still gonna be able
to help me make my cranes for Christ?

22
00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:18,043
The what? Oh, gosh.
How many do I have to make?

23
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-Just a thousand.
-Great.

24
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-Jesus Christ needs a lot of cranes.

25
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Uh, yeah, honey. Just-- you know what?
Just put 'em in here. Thanks, boo.

26
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Is Judy gonna be okay?

27
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Yeah. Yeah, she's gonna be okay.
She's gonna be great.

28
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It's not gonna be like
what happened with Grandma, right?

29
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No. No, that was a different time,

30
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and medicine has come so far since then,

31
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and we're doing all the right things,
so she is gonna be fine, okay?

32
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Okay.

33
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Is-- is your face sweating?

34
00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,992
-Hmm? What?
-There's like… right here.

35
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-Oh, I didn't notice.
-Yeah, it's kind of moist.

36
00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,325
Don't you ever say "moist" in this house.

37
00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,043
I'm not kidding.

38
00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:15,588
So, the awesome thing is that you wear
the cold cap during your treatment,

39
00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:19,307
and, I mean, yeah, it looks like
an old-timey wrestler's helmet.

40
00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,849
-Oh.
-But it'll help you keep your hair.

41
00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,603
-Oh, well, that's good.
-Yeah.

42
00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,475
-Thanks for hooking that up.
-Of course.

43
00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,362
I mean, not that losing your hair
is, like, the biggest deal.

44
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They didn't even have cold caps
when my mom was sick,

45
00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,737
so we ended up having
to shave her head, and…

46
00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,239
Oh, man, she did not have
the head shape for that.

47
00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,275
-How you doing? You okay?
-Yeah.

48
00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,736
Ooh, smelling a little
crystal-shoppy in here.

49
00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,497
-Yeah, it's ginger cardamom oil.

50
00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,709
-No.
-No? Okay.

51
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It's supposed
to block out the toxins.

52
00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:49,707
I thought the point of chemo
was to put toxins in though, right?

53
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Yeah, but I follow this Reiki healer,
and she posted about this woman Kalina

54
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that she met at a sober dance party
who specializes in Chinese medicine

55
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for reproductive cancers,
so I'm doing her protocol.

56
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Okay.

57
00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,057
But as long as you do
the Western medicine,

58
00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,771
real science stuff, then,

59
00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,691
yeah, you do all
the woo-woo business that you want.

60
00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,320
And Kalina also suggests taking mushrooms

61
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to see what the cancer's
trying to teach me.

62
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,032
Oh. Is Kalina a cult leader?

63
00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,399
I'm just asking for a friend.

64
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You don't think that every experience is
the universe trying to teach us something?

65
00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,736
I got crabs in Cancun when I was 18.
Where's the lesson in that?

66
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You shouldn't fuck the guy
who sells necklaces on the beach.

67
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I shouldn't have.
I told you that, didn't I?

68
00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:28,707
-Yeah. Twice.
-Okay.

69
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Are you ner-- you nervous?

70
00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,301
Yeah, I'm-- I'm--
I'm just thinking, you know.

71
00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,757
After the chemo,
I'll probably go into menopause

72
00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:47,097
which obviously just closes the book
on the whole kids thing, so…

73
00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,981
That's hard, I know. I'm so sorry, honey.

74
00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,074
Thanks.

75
00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,861
Well, if it's any consolation,
I'm menopause-ing too.

76
00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,914
I mean, my period comes as frequently
as the Summer Olympics at this point.

77
00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,068
-Oh.

78
00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,196
Is there an opening ceremony?

79
00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:06,333
Yeah, I light a tampon on fire
and run around the house.

80
00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,332
-All right! I'm in!
-Yeah.

81
00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:14,748
Then I throw it at you.

82
00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,144
You'll never guess
what I just bought at the craft store.

83
00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:33,188
Then don't make me guess. I don't know
what you do when you're not here.

84
00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,653
Oh, uh, I'm always working, boss.

85
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What is that?

86
00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,452
Pretty sure that's the weapon
that killed Steve Wood.

87
00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,621
That bird?

88
00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,080
Uh, well, not <i>that </i>bird,

89
00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,500
but I was at The Sawmill last week.
You'll never guess who was there.

90
00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,040
-So just tell me.
-Ben Wood.

91
00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,714
Holding a bird, just like this one.
Only his was missing a tail.

92
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-So?
-So I asked him where he got it.

93
00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,593
-You wanna guess?
-Just quit making me guess shit!

94
00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:03,514
From Henry Harding.
It was a gift from Judy Hale.

95
00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,851
So what's your point exactly?

96
00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,101
This is my point.

97
00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,520
You see this?

98
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It's this.

99
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This is this.

100
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This is this.

101
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This is this. That is that.

102
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This is this!

103
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-Don't you see it?
-No, not really.

104
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Well, you need to look closer
because I'm telling you,

105
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there is something here,
and it's got something to do

106
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with Jen Harding and Judy Hale.

107
00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,579
Why Jen Harding?

108
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The weapon was in her house.

109
00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:38,707
-Mm-hmm?
-Mm-hmm.

110
00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:41,006
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Yeah. Yup.

111
00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:43,010
-Mmm.
-Boom.

112
00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,848
Don't you think
we should take this to Agent Moranis?

113
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Sure, sure, but, um,

114
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I should be the one to take it

115
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because, um, you know, since I'm liaising.

116
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Yeah, but you could maybe,
you know, just mention that I found it.

117
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What you haven't found
is the driver of our hit-and-run.

118
00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,945
So maybe you can focus
on helping our victims,

119
00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,909
instead of trying
to turn them into suspects.

120
00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:08,199
That's not what I'm doing.
I told you I-- I canvassed the area.

121
00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,004
Did you canvas the CCTV
in the surrounding area? You canvas that?

122
00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,959
Come on.
That'll take, like, a thousand hours.

123
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,540
-Conservatively.
-Well, if I were you, I'd get started.

124
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All right.

125
00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,700
Can I interest you in some snacks?

126
00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:46,409
No? All right.

127
00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:49,329
-Uh, a magazine?

128
00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,829
-Okey-dokey. Nice cozy blanket? Okay.
-Ooh. Yes, please.

129
00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:53,832
Wow.

130
00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:57,130
This is like first class,
except for instead of nuts, I get chemo.

131
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I also have nuts.

132
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-Delicious.
-Thank you.

133
00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,296
-Hey.

134
00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,220
-Hmm.
-You got this!

135
00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,218
-Okay?
-Yeah.

136
00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,549
You are gonna kill this cance.

137
00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:08,845
Is that what we're calling it?

138
00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,348
Well, I'm taking it out
for a little test drive.

139
00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:12,768
Taking her for a spin.

140
00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,479
-Oh! Cance.
-In the cance-mobile.

141
00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,310
You got the cance?
I'm so sad about the cance.

142
00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,356
-All right, Miss Judy.

143
00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,190
I got the good stuff for you today

144
00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,435
and the even better stuff
for the side effects.

145
00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:28,317
-Oh, thank you… Francine.
-Oh.

146
00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:32,236
I can tell by that spread
that this is not your first rodeo, huh?

147
00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,156
Nope.

148
00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,581
Nice to have
a pro by your side.

149
00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,624
Uh, yeah, it is. I'm lucky.

150
00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,838
All right, I am just going to
clean out the port, okay?

151
00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:42,839
Okay. Yeah, yeah.

152
00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,710
Gonna have to move your hair.

153
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Okay. All right.

154
00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:53,885
-You okay?
-Hmm? Yeah. No, I'm good.

155
00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,433
I just was realizing
I hadn't filled up your water bottle,

156
00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:59,017
so I am gonna go do that.

157
00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,313
-Oh, it's around the corner.
-Thank you.

158
00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:25,246
Oh, fu-- shit! Goddamn it. 

159
00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,346
I like your bracelet. It's pretty.

160
00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:34,888
Oh, thank you.
I hate it, but I gotta wear it

161
00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:36,682
'cause my daughter gave it to me.

162
00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,346
-Aww. How many kids do you have?
-Four.

163
00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:40,685
But only two good ones.

164
00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,690
Come on. That can't be true.

165
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,482
Well, I don't know.

166
00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:47,815
I think my son Frankie
was sent to Earth just to torture me.

167
00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,652
But you still love him.

168
00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:52,407
Yeah, I do,
but I wouldn't have chosen him.

169
00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,160
But I didn't have a say in that.
They choose you.

170
00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,873
Really? Hmm.

171
00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,873
I probably should have shopped around
a little more before I chose mine.

172
00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,866
He should have too.

173
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,168
We have nothing in common.

174
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,002
Ex-- except we watch <i>Survivor.</i>

175
00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:10,968
We like to watch it together
and strategize how to screw people over.

176
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,430
That's actually sweet.

177
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,510
-Eh. Ready to get comfy?
-Yeah.

178
00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,425
-All right, hold on here.
-Okay.

179
00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,434
-There we go.
-Oh! Ah!

180
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,226
All right, got your water.
Who's ready to hydrate?!

181
00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,440
-Me!
-I'll check on you later.

182
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,360
-There you go. Okay.
-Thank you, Francine.

183
00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:25,268
Thank you, Francine!

184
00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,030
-Are you sure you're okay?
-Yeah.

185
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,485
Stop asking me that.
I'm great. 

186
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,576
All right!

187
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,660
Now you just sit back
and watch in amazement

188
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,576
as I have suddenly developed the ability

189
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:46,165
to fold 1,000 fucking cranes.

190
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,802
Oh.

191
00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,298
Look at you!

192
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,812
Diagram 1A. Fold A to--

193
00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,729
Wait, it says fold and unfold.

194
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,481
Yeah, okay, and then…

195
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,941
Oh, shit. Then flip.

196
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:06,556
Then B…

197
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,607
Honestly, watching you do that
is more painful than getting chemo.

198
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,152
Really? Already pulling
the cance card, are we?

199
00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,736
Gimme those.

200
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,736
Fine. You fold the fucking ducks.

201
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,764
Hey.

202
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,643
-Come in.
-Hi.

203
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,969
Um, my mom told me to bring you this.

204
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,556
Oh, thank you.

205
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:46,230
And thank you for letting me
use your room. I really appreciate it.

206
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,862
-It wasn't really my choice.
-Oh.

207
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,526
But, you know…

208
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,493
I'm supposed to ask
if you need anything else. Do you?

209
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,874
Uh, no. Thanks.

210
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,039
Hey, Charlie.

211
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,249
Have you ever seen<i> Survivor</i>?

212
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:06,995
The reality show?

213
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,713
Uh-huh. I hear it's good.

214
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,503
It's not. It's a bunch of starving people

215
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,507
stabbing each other
in the backs for bad pizza.

216
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,669
Oh.

217
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,929
I didn't realize.
That does sound unpleasant.

218
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,050
Yeah.

219
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,265
Mm. They're all medicinal.

220
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,556
It's the one perk about having the cance.

221
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,355
How are those gummies?

222
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,939
Very delicious.

223
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,856
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

224
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:35,784
Huh.

225
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,781
Hmm. In fact, you know…

226
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:41,703
…I wouldn't even probably
notice if, like, a few went missing

227
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:45,124
'cause I'm so out of it
with the chemo. 

228
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,920
Do you want, like,
another pillow or something?

229
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,303
Actually, that would be great.

230
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,740
Thanks.

231
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,871
Anytime.

232
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,808
Hey. Thanks.

233
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,773
Anytime.

234
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,673
Thank you so much, Francine.

235
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,458
How many more have you got of those?

236
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,423
-Um, I lost count.
-Oh!

237
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,844
But I'm getting close.

238
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,512
Well, you're getting close on everything.
You only got two more of these.

239
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,353
I know, thank God. I will not miss it.

240
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,893
Yeah, but you're gonna miss me, right?

241
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,313
-Yes, of course I am.

242
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,482
I will be happy that it's done though.

243
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,731
Get back to life.

244
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,765
Maybe go on a vacation.

245
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,317
Oh, God.

246
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,320
I have not been on a trip
since before Annie was born.

247
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,374
Well, I guess that's the one good thing
about not having kids.

248
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,949
Oh, I think
there's more than one good thing.

249
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,285
You made a good call there.

250
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,079
Hmm. Wasn't really my call.

251
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,171
Just didn't happen.

252
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,422
I didn't get chosen.

253
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,416
Maybe you got chosen for something else.

254
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,965
Maybe.

255
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,142
Definitely. You're a doll!

256
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,180
I'm my mother now,
pushing your hair off your face.

257
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,934
-I like it.
-Look at that cute little <i>punim.</i>

258
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,064
By the way, you can have
any one of these you want.

259
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:41,225
Really? I don't ever wanna see
them again as long as I live.

260
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,166
Where the hell have you been?
I've called you a thousand times.

261
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,788
I know.
I've been a little busy. I'm-- I'm sorry.

262
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,379
-Look familiar?

263
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,047
-Where-- where did you get that?
-From Nick.

264
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,354
Evidently your little gal-pal
is handing out birds left and right.

265
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,104
I'm supposed to give it to the FBI.

266
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,765
-Maybe I should've.

267
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,555
-Well, I didn't, clearly.
-Okay.

268
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,767
But that doesn't mean
they're not gonna figure it out.

269
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,607
I don't care.
Let them fucking figure it out.

270
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,113
I don't care!

271
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,704
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

272
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,739
I didn't get the memo
that we don't care anymore.

273
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,203
Maybe if you had picked up the phone
and given me that pertinent inform--

274
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,544
Judy has cervical cancer!

275
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:38,581
Oh.

276
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,995
And it's stage four.

277
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,713
-Shit.
-Don't say "shit."

278
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,843
I'm sorry.
I-- I just know four isn't great.

279
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,381
I know what it means, okay,

280
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,474
and I'm just trying to stay positive,
to stay strong.

281
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,761
But every time I look at her,
I just wanna burst

282
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,595
into tears because… 

283
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,930
…I'm so scared I'm gonna lose her, and I…

284
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,441
I can't let her see me like that.

285
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,986
You don't…
you don't have to be nice to me.

286
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,030
Now you tell me?

287
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,307
Hi, Francine. Last chemo.

288
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,058
-You're finally getting rid of me.
-Good morning.

289
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,231
Oh.

290
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,939
Hi. Sorry. Where's Francine?

291
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,020
She died?

292
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,234
-She died!
-Just, like, out of nowhere?

293
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,225
Yeah, a massive heart attack.

294
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,857
-Well, that's annoying.
-What? It's devastating.

295
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,074
No, I just mean,

296
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,074
this is, like, the last thing
you need to be dealing with right now.

297
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,407
Me? What about her four kids?

298
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,913
Oh, that is sad.

299
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,374
It is.

300
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,581
I just don't want it
to diminish the fact

301
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,995
that you just finished
three months of chemo, honey.

302
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,416
We should be celebrating.

303
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,634
I don't really feel
like celebrating right now.

304
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,224
Okay, I'm not gonna force it,

305
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,799
but I did get balloons
and a bottle of Dom.

306
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,678
You were right.

307
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,430
Maybe my cancer
isn't trying to teach me anything.

308
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:24,386
I mean, what is the lesson
in some sweet woman keeping me alive

309
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,231
suddenly fucking dying?

310
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,984
Oh, God. I-- I don't know, but…

311
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,991
I'm glad she was in your life.

312
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:37,567
-Is that something?
-No! No, no, it's not!

313
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,655
You know what?
Everything is just so random

314
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,044
and meaningless. Nothing matters.

315
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,542
Okay, we're going dark.

316
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,633
Stupid fucking tea
that tastes like armpits doesn't matter.

317
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,879
Judy, calm--

318
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,128
Dumb greasy tinctures
that do nothing but getting my purse oily!

319
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,215
And smelly.

320
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,549
Goddamn it!

321
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,053
-You need to throw everything out.
-Dumb, stupid mushrooms.

322
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,558
Oh, thanks for nothing, Kalina.
Fuck you and your spiritual journey.

323
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,681
I don't need it.

324
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,402
I don't know.

325
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,478
-Seems like… maybe we need it.

326
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,068
-What are you doing?
-I think I'm doing mushrooms.

327
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,192
What are you doing?

328
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,817
Hmm. Tastes like butt.

329
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:17,735
Yeah.

330
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,242
Oh, oh! No, no, no, no, no, that's too--

331
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,575
What? Mmm!

332
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,161
Never mind.

333
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,457
I'm excited!

334
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,835
Judy, I went down on a Smurf.

335
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,630
-Oh, no.
-And I had some kind of a reaction.

336
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,924
-Am I swole?
-Oh, no, no, no, I don't like it.

337
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:36,838
-You don't?
-I don't.

338
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,505
Shh. Shh. It's okay. It's okay. Quiet.

339
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:44,521
-Oh, applesauce!

340
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,770
Who the fuck
eats applesauce in this house?

341
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,562
-Everybody!
-Do you eat applesauce?

342
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:49,475
Yes!

343
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,023
I'm sitting where you were sitting.

344
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,187
I'm sitting where you sat.

345
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,605
We're water.

346
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,953
Like, we're <i>made </i>of water.

347
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,199
That's what I've been trying to say.

348
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,531
Wow.

349
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,736
Sorry, I forgot to put a top on today.

350
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:03,906
Jump some hurdles.

351
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,081
Spatula's the most perfect word.

352
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,995
It is. "Spadula."

353
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,133
It's like onomatopoeia.

354
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,461
-Onomatopoeia my pants-a!

355
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,126
-It's stupid!
-What is onomatopoeia?

356
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,836
It's saying when a word is what it is!

357
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,387
-What?
-Like, a spatula spats!

358
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,011
It totally does!

359
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,807
-It spats it right up!

360
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,392
Does someone here have kids?

361
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,362
By the way,
I really like your vagine skirt.

362
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,029
-Made out of authentic vagines.
-It is!

363
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,608
How many vagines does it take

364
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,034
to get to the center of a vagine skirt?

365
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,203
I know. I know.

366
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,951
-What is it?
-One vagenius.

367
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,703
Mic drop that shit.

368
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:47,908
Oh, gosh.

369
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,294
Your hair feels like a cat.

370
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,501
I had a cat once.

371
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,924
What was its name?

372
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:58,422
Well, I was deciding
between Patty and Sammy,

373
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,547
but then my mom

374
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,014
opened the door
to our apartment, and it got out.

375
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,425
-And I never saw it again.

376
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,933
-Oh, my God, I hate that story!
-Hmm.

377
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,805
-I'm gonna get you a cat.
-You are?

378
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,232
Even though they're fucking evil.

379
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,060
-But I'm gonna get you a cat.
-No, it's okay.

380
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:16,225
She wanted to go,
so… she wasn't really my cat.

381
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,820
Hmm.

382
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,030
I feel like my mom wasn't really my mom.

383
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,869
-Hmm.
-Moms stay.

384
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,287
Judy, I have to tell you something.

385
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:31,834
You killed Steve?

386
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,006
-No.

387
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,641
-I mean, I did! I did.
-I know.

388
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,009
No, that's not what I was gonna say.

389
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,306
But, no, I…

390
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,016
I…

391
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:55,063
I was really scared
when you were going through treatment.

392
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,727
-I know you were.
-Mm-hmm.

393
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,065
-I know you.
-Yeah, because of my mom.

394
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,488
-Oh, of course, I get it.

395
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,411
I was scared. I'm still scared.

396
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,699
-Of course. It's scary.
-So scary.

397
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,873
Yeah, and I-- I just didn't wanna fuck up

398
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,913
like I did with my mom,
and, you know, I had to mother my mom,

399
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,628
and that just-- that just
doesn't come naturally for me.

400
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,844
-What? You are the most natural.
-No.

401
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,921
You are, like, the best mom.

402
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:26,047
Please. I fucked up so much with my kids,

403
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,466
and that shit is permanent.
You don't get a do-over.

404
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,386
Well, if I had a do-over,

405
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,440
I would pick you as my mom.

406
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,519
You would?

407
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,015
-Mm-hmm.
-Wow.

408
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,689
It's mama-matopoeia.

409
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,026
What?

410
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,650
A mom moms.

411
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,113
Oh.

412
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,198
A mom moms. Whoa. 

413
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,584
-Mm-hmm.

414
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,160
-A mom moms.
-Mm-hmm.

415
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,618
-Mom.
-Mom.

416
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,876
-Mom.
-Mom.

417
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,498
-Mom.
-Mom!

418
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:04,264
Mom!

419
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,891
Mom!

420
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,177
Jesus. Oh!

421
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:14,274
I think I just onomatopoeia'd my pants.

422
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,731
-I did. All right, I'll Ben right back.
-Eww!

423
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,232
-Wait, did you just say "Ben"?
-Ben did I say Ben?

424
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,150
You just said it again.

425
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,983
-No.
-Yeah.

426
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,198
-Shit!
-What?

427
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,566
All right, I gotta go.

428
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,156
Okay, no, no, no. One thing.

429
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,541
Whatever you do,
do not look in the mirror.

430
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,035
Pee my pants.

431
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,496
Water. Mm.

432
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,927
Oh, mm, no.

433
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,387
Mom?

434
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,225
Oh, no.

435
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,112
No, no, no, no, no.

436
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:08,914
Hey.

437
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,526
You are beautiful.

438
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,254
-You need to take me to the hospital.
-What? Why?

439
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,751
Because I'm having a heart attack.
Look at my face.

440
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,254
It's crazy, right?

441
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,585
Did you look in the mirror?

442
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:24,670
Uh, yeah.

443
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,094
I told you not to do that.

444
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:31,094
Okay. You are not having a heart attack,
you're just tripping.

445
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:32,098
-Okay?
-Okay.

446
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,259
I think. You do look a little blue.

447
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:37,177
-You gotta drive me to the ER!
-Do I look like I can drive right now?

448
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,387
Well, you don't have
the best track record.

449
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,398
Ouch.

450
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,317
How you doing, Mom?

451
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,740
Could you please, please stop speeding?

452
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,739
I'm going,
like, 20 miles an hour.

453
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:53,201
No, you are driving like
an octopus drives.

454
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,539
Somebody took too many gummies.

455
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,922
-What? Oh, God.
-Nothing.

456
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,669
-You're okay.

457
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,631
-Hey, hey, hey, you're okay.

458
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,049
O-okay. No, no, no, please.

459
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,800
-You're a nice boy.
-I'm driving. I'm driving, please.

460
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:19,732
Where's Mom?

461
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:24,274
Uh… that's a good question.

462
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,476
She…

463
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,938
…went out for a bit,

464
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,567
and so I'm doing tuck-ins.

465
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,784
Oh, also, I have something for you.

466
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,001
Ta-da!

467
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,043
You did all these?

468
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,384
Yeah. Me and your mom.

469
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,841
-Oh, so, <i>you </i>did them.
-I wanted to.

470
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:52,925
What are you gonna do with all of these?

471
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:55,889
-Well, I'm supposed to make a wish.
-Oh!

472
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,011
Like in the book.

473
00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:02,231
<i>Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes</i>.

474
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,230
That is so cool.

475
00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:06,902
Christopher says
we should wish for Christ's return.

476
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:10,404
But I kind of wanna use my wish
for something else.

477
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:12,364
Okay.

478
00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:16,159
What do you wanna use your wish for?

479
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,330
For you.

480
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:20,372
To be okay.

481
00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,710
'Cause you're like my other mom.

482
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,251
I am?

483
00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:31,917
Well, yeah, obviously.

484
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,178
Well, good!

485
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,425
'Cause you're kind of like my-- Oh!

486
00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:43,234
You're like <i>my</i> other mom!

487
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,232
-You're silly.
-You're silly.

488
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,700
Can you uncross your legs for me?

489
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:03,195
-What? They're not-- oh, shit.
-Straighten out your legs.

490
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,578
There you go.
And then take your arm. I need your arm.

491
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:07,746
Mm-hmm.

492
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:09,588
Okay, that's too tight.

493
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,089
It's on the regular amount.

494
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:13,671
No, I know, but I-- I don't want
my arm to fall off. I need it.

495
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,377
-What did you take?
-What did <i>you </i>take?

496
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,087
-I didn't take any drugs.
-Neither did I.

497
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,137
-I don't believe you.
-That's rude.

498
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,464
Holy shit.

499
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:30,079
-Hello.
-Hello.

500
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,666
I hear we took some mushrooms.

501
00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,211
Uh, that's the buzz on the street.

502
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:34,504
-Yes, it is.

503
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:35,457
Am I dead?

504
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:37,375
No, you're definitely alive.

505
00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:39,625
-Okay.

506
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,468
Can you take some deep breaths for me?

507
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,352
-And release.
-And then we, yeah--

508
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,983
-Okay.

509
00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:52,809
Um, you know, I can…
I can hear my heart beating.

510
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,477
Like it's really, really loud.

511
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,737
Um…

512
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,108
Like-- like an echo.

513
00:28:58,987 --> 00:28:59,947
That's not an echo.

514
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:02,242
Then what is it?

515
00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:03,743
It's your baby's heartbeat.

516
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,155
-I don't have a baby.
-Not yet.

517
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,954
-What?
-You're pregnant.