1 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:32,238 -Hey, Mama. -Hey, Kalina. 2 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,953 -How are we feeling today? 3 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,834 You know, not too shabby. 4 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,540 Been better. Been worse. 5 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,460 Really running the gamut there, huh? 6 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,369 Yeah. 7 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,667 Hmm. Sounds like someone could use some healing. 8 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,251 Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:47,049 Someone sure could. 10 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:56,809 -Mrs. Harding. 11 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:57,970 Detective Perez. 12 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,728 I'm surprised to see you here at the station. 13 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:03,560 Oh, well, I'm surprised that Ben Wood was arrested 14 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,686 when I explicitly said I did not wanna press charges. 15 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,605 Despite your intimate connection to the suspect, 16 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:11,403 you might also be surprised to learn that you don't control the world. 17 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:15,158 Oh, I'm sorry that I didn't want the father of my unborn child 18 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,661 to be hauled off by police in front of my other child. 19 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,214 And I'm sorry, but the law is the law. And Ben Wood broke it. 20 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:23,418 You know, that's funny how some days the law is the law 21 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:27,250 and then other days, the law is whatever the fuck you want it to be. 22 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,837 And by you, I don't mean the royal you. 23 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,133 I'm literally talking about you. 24 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:35,717 -And you know what I'm talking about. -Oh, I do know what you're talking about. 25 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,514 Some days our emotions get the better of us. 26 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,097 And some days, sober thoughts prevail. 27 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,682 Unfortunately, in Ben Wood's case, sober thoughts did not prevail 28 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,228 the day he hit you and Miss Hale. 29 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:45,231 Well, maybe someone in this station 30 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:48,233 would like to know what I'm talking about, hmm? 31 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:50,736 I don't think you wanna open that can of worms in here. 32 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,659 Well, then where would you like to open it? 33 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,238 So this is your spirit gate. 34 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:58,124 It'll help with anxiety. 35 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,291 I'll take it. 36 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,329 And this is your outer gate. 37 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:03,332 -It's good for pain relief. -Ow. 38 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:04,754 -You okay? -Yeah. 39 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,843 -Some of these can be a little sticky. -Yes. Sticky. 40 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,799 Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. 41 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:15,301 Kind of waiting for my friend to call. Could you maybe check it for me? 42 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,965 Okay. This once. 43 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:18,053 Thank you. 44 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:23,558 It's Laguna Oncology. You need to take this? 45 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,563 No. No, no, they're just… 46 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,976 …calling to confirm my follow-up scan. 47 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:32,395 All right, big day! When are we going in? 48 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:36,605 Uh, soon. Yeah, we just, you know, we gotta double check. 49 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:37,818 Ah. 50 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,737 Fuck me! 51 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:40,736 What's that gate? 52 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:41,947 That's a blocked one. 53 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:44,656 -We're stressed. We're stressed, okay? 54 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,747 -Let's just try to relax. 55 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,923 -Find our zen place. -Find our zen place. 56 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,002 -And get centered. -Get centered. 57 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,303 Maybe give me a warning next time, 58 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:56,181 like a, "This one's gonna hurt like a fucking son of a bitch"? 59 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,639 -Okay, you signed up for this. -Yeah. 60 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,890 How dare you come to my office and make veiled threats at me? 61 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,473 They're not veiled. 62 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:07,768 -You're aware I carry a gun, right? -Okay, I'm just asking you to help Ben. 63 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:08,944 Oh, please. 64 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,772 His bail will be set faster than anyone should be comfortable with. 65 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,278 -Really? -Yes. 66 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,489 Rich white men don't do time, they buy it. 67 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,410 -Oh, God. -You, on the other hand, do need help. 68 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:19,738 I don't mean the royal you. I mean the royally screwed you 69 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:22,914 because they found DNA on Steve Wood's body. 70 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,914 -What? They did? -They did. 71 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,746 Do they know whose it is? 72 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,582 Not yet, but if I had to guess, 73 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,747 I'd probably go with, mm-mm, the person who killed him. 74 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:34,796 -Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. -Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 75 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,628 -Fuck, fuck! -Yep. Mm-hmm. 76 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,927 -Fuck. -Whew! 77 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,011 -Fuck! Fuck! 78 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,426 -Fuck! 79 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:44,644 -Fuck! -Seriously? 80 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,734 -Really? Come on. -Fuck. 81 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,110 -All right, well, what do we do? -No, don't-- 82 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:54,526 There's no more "we." Not anymore. 83 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,566 Goodbye, Mrs. Harding. 84 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:04,331 Fuck! 85 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,627 -What if I just turn myself in? -What? You can't just give up. 86 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:16,671 I'm saying, what if I said I did it before they say I did it? 87 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,126 Then-- then don't I get some kind of points or something? 88 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,007 I don't think the FBI works on a point system. 89 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,644 I can't live like this. I'm gonna have a fucking nervous breakdown. 90 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,811 Now I know why you were always so confessy. 91 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,350 Now I know why that drove you nuts. 92 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,773 -Yeah, well… -Okay, look. You have to fight. 93 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:31,402 You have a baby on the way. 94 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:34,569 You can't fight science, Judy. It's DNA. 95 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,229 They won't be able to match it to you, 96 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,817 unless they have, like, your hair or your semen or whatever. 97 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:41,363 Know what? If they have my semen, then we have other problems. 98 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,987 You know what I mean. Your lady semen. 99 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,494 -What? -She-men. 100 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,735 -She-men? -Yeah. 101 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,447 -Okay, I don't know! -I don't fucking know! 102 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,787 I don't even know what the fuck DNA is. 103 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:52,752 We just need to stay calm. We don't even know what they found. 104 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,294 They could have nothing. 105 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:57,303 Or they have something, Judy. 106 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,841 And then what? And then there's just-- there's no way out. 107 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,505 There is. There always is. 108 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:05,053 My mother used to say there's always an exit somewhere. 109 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,518 -You just have to find it. -How's that going for her in jail? 110 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:09,638 You know what we need? 111 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:10,936 -A lawyer. -A vacation. 112 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,269 I thought I heard you say "vacation." That would be insane. 113 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:16,114 Hmm? Or is it the sanest thing I've ever said? 114 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:18,190 -Okay, come on. 115 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,856 We could go somewhere and relax, like… 116 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,065 …find our zen. Center ourselves. 117 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,696 Okay, we can't just run away. 118 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,945 You have your scans. They're this week. 119 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,445 -Well, I could do them next week. -No, you can't! 120 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,924 What-- what if you have to have more chemo? 121 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,210 Well, then I'm definitely gonna wanna take a vacation first. 122 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,422 Look, I can't just leave here. 123 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,216 -I have work. I have responsibilities. I-- 124 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,761 Yes, yes, okay. I get it. 125 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:45,974 You're totally right. 126 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:49,468 We should just stay here and tell the kids you're having Ben's baby. 127 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,559 Where would we even go? 128 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,270 Steve has a place in Mexico. 129 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,572 It's right on the beach. We could go there. 130 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,989 Okay, let's take a getaway to the house of the guy 131 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,239 that I am trying to get away with killing. 132 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:05,871 Hmm. Fair point. I could find somewhere else. 133 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:08,078 I mean, it could be Mexico. It-- 134 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,115 That sounds real nice. 135 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,913 -It does, right? -Yeah. 136 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:17,957 Pinwheel? Pinwheel? Yeah, there you go. 137 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,214 Oh, little Starvin' Marvins aren't we today? 138 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,377 -Oh, praise Jesus. I'm starving. -These aren't for you. 139 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,586 My blood sugar's crashing. 140 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,675 I only ate a baby's handful of almonds for breakfast. 141 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,851 -Why? -'Cause I'm keeping it tight. 142 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,140 Because I'm in the market for a new man-panion. 143 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,386 -By the way, nice listing. Truly. 144 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:38,517 -Yeah, well, it comes at a price, so… 145 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,016 Oh, man. 146 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:44,108 Hey, uh, I wanted to ask you, could you watch the boys for a few days? 147 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:47,445 And maybe cover me in case I get some bites here? 148 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,492 -For you? And a split of the commish? -Hmm. 149 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,445 -Yeah. -Literally anything. 150 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:52,786 -Literally? -Anything. 151 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:53,960 Oh, my God. Thank you. 152 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,329 -Hey. You okay? -Yeah. 153 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,416 -Why? -You just look a little-- 154 00:06:58,501 --> 00:06:59,791 -What? -Nothing. 155 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:01,337 -Congrats, Jen. -Oh, f-- 156 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,091 Looks like a lot of interested buyers. 157 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,172 Okay, Karen, I told you 158 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,587 that sellers are not supposed to be at their own open house. 159 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,846 -Then why is Jeff here? -W-why is Jeff here? 160 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,678 Thank you. 161 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,563 -I'm on it. 162 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,938 He looks good with a tan, don't you think? 163 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,940 Almost Italian. 164 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,982 Not sure what fucking region you're talking about, but… 165 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:27,448 I guess… …beach living really suits him. 166 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,490 -You need to keep it together, Karen. 167 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,784 I'm sorry. It's just really hard to let go of him. 168 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,488 He's my best friend. 169 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:35,998 I mean, was… 170 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:36,910 Here. 171 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,130 Karen, I say this with love, but you're making things weird. 172 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:42,499 -And I need you to leave. -Okay. 173 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,233 No. 174 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:00,691 No. 175 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,904 -Hmm. 176 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,777 -Not now, Laguna Oncology. 177 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,418 This tile is actually limestone. Mm-hmm. 178 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,506 Bet you thought travertine, huh? 179 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,011 -I did. -Surprise. 180 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,973 -Jen. -Um, what are you still doing here? 181 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,313 Sorry, I was gonna leave, but then I realized I have nowhere else to go. 182 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,270 Also, there's a potential buyer in the safe room. 183 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,771 I thought we agreed to call it the office though, right? 184 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:26,233 Sorry, it's just so much change all at once. 185 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,481 Karen, do not go in there. 186 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,703 Oh, hi. Can I answer any questions for you? 187 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,582 Well, I certainly hope so. 188 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,420 Agent Glenn Moranis. FBI. 189 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,917 Oh, hello. 190 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,713 Uh, wh-what can I, um-- 191 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,511 How did you-- how can I, uh-- 192 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,803 Are you-- are you looking to buy a house? 193 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:58,466 No, I'm looking for you. 194 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,177 Hmm. 195 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,239 -Hey. -Hey. 196 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:20,084 I found us a great hotel in Baja… Hi! 197 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,121 -Hi. -Glenn? What the… what? 198 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:26,584 Yeah, um, Agent, uh, Moranis from the FBI 199 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,747 came by the open house to look for me, so that's what's happening. 200 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,707 -Hey, Judy. That's a fun hat. -Hi. 201 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:32,627 Oh… 202 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,545 This old thing? 203 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,973 It's, um… just my house hat. 204 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,763 It's just the hat I wear in the house. 205 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,268 Yeah. 206 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,061 -Sorry to interrupt your work day. -Mm-hmm. 207 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,395 Looks like you guys had a pretty good turnout over there. 208 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,151 What is that place? Twenty-two hundred square feet? 209 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:54,073 Uh, it's 2,250. Yeah, you were close. 210 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,993 Oh, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. 211 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,243 -Oh, right. That's… 212 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,791 Uh, I'll only keep you a minute. 213 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:05,539 Uh, I just have a couple of questions about your relationship with Steve Wood. 214 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,745 Oh, I wouldn't call that a relationship. 215 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,705 Well, you were his real estate agent, right? 216 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,586 Uh, yeah, for, like, a blip. 217 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,094 I mean, it's like, did that even happen? 218 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,336 Seems like it did. 219 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,347 Uh, according to our records, you sold him two condos. 220 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,770 All cash. Before he walked out on the deal. 221 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,189 Yeah. Well, yeah, that-- that did happen. 222 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:29,058 -How much was that for again? -I-- I don't remember. 223 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,816 Yeah, probably not top of mind. 224 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,109 Does 8.6 million ring a bell? 225 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,363 Ding. That-- that sounds right. 226 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:39,115 And did you know he stole that money from the Greek mafia at the time? 227 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:42,368 -Like mafia mafia? -Well, they call themselves a syndicate. 228 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:43,661 A syndicate. Oh, God. 229 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:46,714 Jeez, that's actually the first time I've ever heard that term. 230 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:47,789 Wow, I am shocked. 231 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,133 -Well, imagine how they felt. -Right. 232 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,749 But they can't be too surprised, right? 233 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,707 Steve wasn't exactly an angel. 234 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,127 No, Steve was… good. 235 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,547 A fine person. 236 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,846 Did you have any more contact with him after that? 237 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,100 Um… 238 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,436 Mrs. Harding? 239 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,448 Mrs. Harding. 240 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,406 Uh… I don't-- I don't remember. 241 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,538 Sure. 242 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,710 I'm just curious. You ever do any real estate outside Laguna Beach? 243 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,211 No, no, not really. Why? 244 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,924 Because we have a record of you getting a ticket near Angeles Forest 245 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,545 where Steve's body was found. 246 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:39,763 You do? 247 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,892 Can I ask why you were in Antelope Valley at that time? 248 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,679 Oh, God. 249 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,811 What was I-- I was, um… 250 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:48,732 I, uh… 251 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,899 -I-- 252 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,858 -It was a girls' weekend. Scone? -Oh, yes, please. I love snacks. 253 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:58,030 -For you. -A girls' weekend in Antelope Valley. 254 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,070 -Yep. -Yeah. 255 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,113 For when you wanna get away, but not too far away. 256 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,817 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. -'Cause you have kids and stress. 257 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:04,738 Down. 258 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:07,035 Of course. Who doesn't love a quick getaway? 259 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,579 -Right? -I mean, I don't. 260 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,712 -Oh. -Just ask my wife. Ex-wife. 261 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,707 Yeah. Well--  262 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,253 So, just the two of you, then? 263 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,376 -Yes. -Mm. No. 264 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,302 -Hmm? -We were with our friend Jeff. 265 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,220 -It was a girls' and gay's weekend. 266 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,049 -There was lots of rosé. -Right. 267 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,684 -"Rosé all day," remember that? -You were all, "Hey!" 268 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,012 I was like, "Rosé all day!" He's like, "Don't do that." 269 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,057 Yeah, then she threw up. 270 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,390 -Jeff. -Yeah, so, you know, this one. 271 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,146 -Pregnancy brains. So boop, forgets. -Oh! 272 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,559 -Wow, you're pregnant. -She is. 273 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,728 -I am. I am. -Yeah. Yeah. 274 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,487 I know. I'm a hundred. 275 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,818 -So she gets really tired, as do I. -Mm-hmm. 276 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:43,992 She has cancer. 277 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,413 -You do? -I do. 278 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,701 Super sad.  279 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,750 So, we're just a bunch of tired, rundown gals. 280 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,671 Now I get the house hat. 281 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:54,579 -Mm. Yeah. -Yeah. 282 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,667 -I'm so sorry, Judy. -Thank you, Glenn. 283 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,048 Look, I'm gonna let you two get some rest. 284 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:03,470 If you think of anything else that might be helpful, just gimme a call. 285 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,721 Here to help. 286 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,432 -I'll walk you out. -Oh, thank you. 287 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,142 Ooh, if I can. No, just kidding. 288 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:15,024 Well, thank you so much for coming. I hope you got everything that you need. 289 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,484 Time will tell. Oh, wow. 290 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,525 -Is that one of yours? -Yeah. 291 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,704 Ah, it's beautiful. 292 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,408 -Thank you. -Hm. 293 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,702 Well, you might wanna get a new frame though. 294 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,004 That one's cracked. 295 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,920 Oh, yeah, I…  296 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,461 …dropped it when I was trying to hang it. Ol' butterfingers over here. 297 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,916 -Right. 298 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,166 And also, Glenn, I don't wanna play the cance card, 299 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,138 but wow, you know, they, like, 300 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,059 shoot all that stuff into you, and you just get so weak. 301 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,429 -Aww. -Gets, like, porous bones. 302 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,636 Throwing up, no good news. Hard to hang art. 303 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,018 -Oh, Jesus. 304 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:59,024 -Yeah, it's terrible. -Okay, well, thanks again. 305 00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,976 Yeah! 306 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,145 Oh, and you know, maybe no more quick getaways for a minute. 307 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,065 Might come back around and ask a few follow-up questions. 308 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,275 Right, yeah, of course. 309 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,874 I mean, we're here. We're not going anywhere. 310 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,540 -Yeah. -Just, uh, be here, hanging out. 311 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:16,330 -You know where to find us. Obvs. -I do know where to find you. Obvs. 312 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,502 Oh, my God, he knows. 313 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,007 We don't know what he knows. 314 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,968 I mean, he didn't arrest anyone. We're still here, right? 315 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,090 Yeah, well, obviously, we can't go anywhere now. 316 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,597 And why-- why did you tell him that I was pregnant? 317 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,599 -Ben doesn't even know that, Judy. -Well, it's a good cover. 318 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,602 -And why would you bring up Jeff? -He's an alibi. 319 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,774 We weren't with him that weekend. 320 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,363 He was with his child bride of a boyfriend! 321 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,569 So, we'll ask him to corroborate the story. 322 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,069 Oh, my God. 323 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,110 -Where's my Number One Mom mug? -What? 324 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,367 My motherfucking Number One Mom mug! Where is it? 325 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,789 -Uh, it's around here somewhere-- -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 326 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,959 Holy shit! Holy shit, it's gone. He took it. 327 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,828 -What? Who? -Agent Moranis. 328 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,165 -Glenn? -Yeah, he took it. 329 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,249 And now he's gonna match the DNA! 330 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,665 -Oh, my God. -Where did he put it? 331 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,053 -Down his fucking pants? -Maybe. 332 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,049 -I mean, they were chinos. -They were. 333 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,011 Oh, my God. They're gonna know I did it. 334 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,472 And I'm gonna give birth in a jail cell, chained to my bed. 335 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,563 No, no, no, no. You are not going to jail, okay? 336 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,429 We just need to calm down. There is always a way out. 337 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,347 You're right. 338 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,268 Here's what we do. 339 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,194 -We kill Glenn. -We check the dining room. What? 340 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,322 We kill him. 341 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,569 We goodbye him forever, all right? It's the only way. 342 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,413 Jen, we are not killing Glenn. 343 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,779 -No, we make it look like an accident. -What? 344 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,786 Yes, like, uh, an overdose or something, with-- with the pills. 345 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,249 -Okay. Yes. -What pills? 346 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,789 The pain pills that you stole from the hospital. 347 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,543 We can mash 'em up and-- and bake 'em up into a scone or something. 348 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,167 If only I could find the damn-- 349 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,764 Oh, here it is! 350 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,931 That-- when-- where did it-- where? 351 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,386 It was in-- in the sink. 352 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,929 -Oh. -Under a bowl. 353 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,226 Well, that makes sense. 354 00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,348 Yeah. 355 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,515 So, I guess we won't be needing these. 356 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,444 No. 357 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,766 -Okay. -Okay. 358 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,207 -Jen? -Jeff. 359 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,422 -Jen. -Jeff. 360 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,751 -Judy. -Hi. 361 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,836 Uh, sorry to just show up like this, but-- 362 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,761 No, no, no. Mi RV es su RV. 363 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,340 -Okay. -Please, right this way. 364 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,545 -Join me on the lanai. -It's a parking lot, but we're not-- 365 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,676 -It's not really beach weather. -Okay. 366 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,724 'Cause it's pretty windy, but-- 367 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,347 So, Jeff-- 368 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,845 -So, I'm hanging in. -Okay. 369 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,856 It's been emotional. Selling the house. 370 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,108 Ending things with Seb. 371 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,981 -Sebastian. -Aww. 372 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,898 -Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. -Oh, wow. 373 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,696 He seemed so nice when we met him when we were all at that hotel together. 374 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,532 Mm-hmm. That entire weekend. 375 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,867 Oh, right. Those were dark days. 376 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,702 Sneaking around. Lying. 377 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,788 Don't need to revisit that weekend again. 378 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:06,343 -Well, you might have to, actually. -Mm-hmm. 379 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,548 With the FBI, actually. 380 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,799 The FBI? Why would I need to talk to the FBI? 381 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:14,471 -Uh, that's, uh, because they-- -Uh, 'cause… they're-- 382 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,681 Did Karen put you up to this? 383 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,641 -What? -Trying to get me in trouble, isn't she? 384 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,062 -Yep. -She sure is. 385 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,310 She cannot let go. 386 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,981 I mean, sure, I cheated on her multiple times. 387 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,401 There may have been a bit of methamphetamines that weekend. 388 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,980 It was just one time a couple of times. 389 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,355 -Okay, so here's the thing-- Hmm? -She probably had me followed, didn't she? 390 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,743 Someone take pictures? Jesus. 391 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,280 Now she's gonna use it all against me in the divorce, isn't she? 392 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:39,034 No, not if you say that you were with us 393 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,738 on, um, a girls' weekend. 394 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,998 Right. I mean, we could be your alibi. 395 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,211 Alibi. Yeah. 396 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,710 Jeff, do you have any more Absolut? Because I'm making martoonis. 397 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,924 -Jen? -Christopher. 398 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,593 -Judy? -Hi. 399 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,885 So, in any event, uh, thank you. I so appreciate you ladies having my back. 400 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,849 I owe you one. I guess I owe you two. 401 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,020 Well, why-- why do you owe me two? 402 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:06,269 I was going to mention it, and then, you know, I didn't. 403 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,653 Remember the street camera footage you asked me to delete? 404 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,404 You should see the resolution on our street cam. 405 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,944 Kind of a home safety nerd. 406 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,357 -How do you erase it? -I don't. I keep it all in the cloud. 407 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,906 Cloud. Cloud. Cloud. Cloud. 408 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,033 Yeah? 409 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,078 I didn't delete it. 410 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,622 Delete footage? What'd you do this time? Murder a man in cold blood? 411 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,592 That's a good one. 412 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,420 -Oh! Ow! 413 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,376 Anyway, I tried, but Karen reset our cloud password. 414 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,507 -Oh, fuck. -Oh! 415 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,394 As you know, she can be very vindictive. 416 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,060 Especially when she's in that house, all alone with her guns. 417 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,310 Right. 418 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,691 Anyway, thank you so much for stopping by. 419 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,361 Christopher. 420 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:51,944 Bye. 421 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,781 Beautiful lanai. 422 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,674 -Hello… friend. -Hi. 423 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,713 Hi. 424 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,665 Thinking you might be up for a little visit. 425 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,586 Mm-hmm. 426 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,256 Is that… Mexican lasagna? 427 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,643 -With extra raisins. -Thank you. 428 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,931 Mmm. Do you wanna come in? 429 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,425 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 430 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,596 I was just telling Judy about your safe room. 431 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,845 Love to see it. 432 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,653 And this is from when Jeff and I went to Key West. 433 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,693 Mm-hmm. 434 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,608 -Aww. -Mm-hmm. 435 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,414 And this is when we went to Fire Island. 436 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,279 Jeff. He looks good, don't you think? 437 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,538 You know what? 438 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:49,369 Karen, uh, I'm gonna say this to you as your… friend. 439 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:53,286 You really-- you gotta stop dwelling. 440 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,417 Oh, my God, Karen. 441 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,013 You know what? If I were you, honestly, I would just erase the whole cloud. 442 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,420 -The whole thing. -Yeah. 443 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,508 -Really? -Yeah. 444 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,102 Yeah, yeah. I mean, the cloud is the past. 445 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,388 -Mm-hmm. -That's what's holding you back, Kare. 446 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:08,022 -Yeah. -Aww, Jeff used to call me that. 447 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,810 He called me his little Kare package. 448 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,813 Fuck Jeff! Fuck that guy. 449 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:12,765 He never let me. 450 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,694 Oh, jeez. So, guess what. Let's dump him. 451 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,734 -Yes, right in the trash. -Dump him.  452 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,358 I need to think about it. I'm-- I'm not spontaneous. 453 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,855 -I'm a planner! 454 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,617 I mean, hello, I built a safe room! 455 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,659 Yeah, like, what exactly are you planning for? 456 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,163 The apocalypse. 457 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,615 -Right. -Cool. 458 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,665 -Yeah. I mean, so prepared. Right. -That's, like, such forward-thinking. 459 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,790 But for the first time in my personal life, 460 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,707 I-- I have no idea what's coming. 461 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,014 And I'm not sure I wanna find out, you know? 462 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,757 It's just all too scary. 463 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,803 I get it. 464 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,558 You got this, Kare bear, okay? 465 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,600 You just gotta do one step at a time. 466 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,480 Yeah, you know what? 467 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,981 Why don't you just start with erasing last year? 468 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,733 Oh, my G-- um, yes. 469 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,735 Can we admit that this was a shitty year? 470 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,148 -Yeah. -It really was. 471 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,486 Shitty last couple of years. 472 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,281 -Sucked. Mm-hmm. -Really bad. 473 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,582 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 474 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,332 -Okay. -You can do it. 475 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,924 -We have faith in you. -Come on. 476 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,959 -You got this. 477 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,053 -You got it. Just drag it! 478 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,708 -You did it! -Yay! 479 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,506 -Look at you! -Look, doesn't that feel good? 480 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,261 -Wow! -It does. It does! 481 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,144 And if I wanna see it again, I-- I have it backed up on my hard drive. 482 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:31,141 -You know we're gonna have to take this. -Yeah, we'll keep it safe. 483 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:39,111 What do people do to relax when they can't drink? 484 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,691 I don't know. 485 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:42,986 Can I take a lick of one of these? 486 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,490 -Ooh, I wouldn't. -Oh, come on. 487 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,111 -Just a little tiny lick. -Mm-mm. 488 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,488 -Oh, man. 489 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,289 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 490 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,710 I'm just a tired, rundown gal. 491 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:58,837 Hey, uh, when is your scan? You didn't tell me. 492 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:02,459 Oh, that's 'cause, um, haven't made the appointment yet. 493 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,047 What? Why? 494 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,592 Judy, come on, we've gone through this. You have to follow up. 495 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,847 I know. I just-- 496 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,677 I don't… 497 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,524 -I don't wanna know. -Oh. 498 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,478 I just wanna stay here. 499 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:20,476 -In my safe room. -Oh, girlie. 500 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,986 We aren't at the apocalypse yet, okay? 501 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,149 What if it's coming? 502 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,485 What if it's not good? 503 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,411 Then we fucking fight. 504 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,495 Like we do. 505 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:39,334 'Cause we are a couple of badass, 506 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,457 pregnant, cancerous bitches. 507 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,547 Okay? 508 00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:45,471 Okay. 509 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,778 Laguna Oncology. Thanks for holding. 510 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,819 Hi. Hi. This is Judy Hale. 511 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,662 I'm calling to schedule my PET-CT scan. 512 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,908 One moment, please. 513 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,030 Thank you. 514 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,991 Oh, fuck. 515 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:01,285 Look, I don't know how to tell you this, but… 516 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:04,544 …I found something upsetting on my street cam footage. 517 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,628 You did? 518 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,466 I mean, I'm thinking about going to the police, 519 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,928 but I thought it was only fair to warn you. 520 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,509 Warn me about what? 521 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:16,184 You never know what kind of sicko is living right next door. 522 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,354 -Karen… -Hang on. Now, where… 523 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,852 -Karen. -Oh, wait, let me favorite that one. 524 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,766 -You need to do that now? -Oh, that's cute. 525 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,614 -Oh, for fuck's sake. Karen. 526 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:25,609 Oh, here. 527 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,072 Look at this. 528 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:34,952 -Hmm? 529 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:45,455 Jen, we can't let this guy buy my house. 530 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,424 No. 531 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,553 No. 532 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,129 -No. -No. 533 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,424 I mean… 534 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,757 …what kind of creep goes through someone's garbage? 535 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:55,142 With gloves and everything? Gloves. 536 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,510 -This is premeditated. -Yeah. 537 00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,717 Now you see why I own so many guns? 538 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,638 I do. Yeah. 539 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,648 Yeah. 540 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,197 Mrs. Harding. 541 00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:00,332 Hello again. Brought you something. 542 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,790 Oh, scones.