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-Hey, Mama.
-Hey, Kalina.
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-How are we feeling today?
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You know, not too shabby.
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Been better. Been worse.
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Really running the gamut there, huh?
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Yeah.
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Hmm. Sounds like someone
could use some healing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Someone sure could.
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-Mrs. Harding.
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Detective Perez.
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I'm surprised
to see you here at the station.
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Oh, well, I'm surprised
that Ben Wood was arrested
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when I explicitly said
I did not wanna press charges.
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Despite your intimate connection
to the suspect,
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you might also be surprised
to learn that you don't control the world.
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Oh, I'm sorry that I didn't want
the father of my unborn child
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to be hauled off by police
in front of my other child.
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And I'm sorry, but the law is the law.
And Ben Wood broke it.
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You know, that's funny
how some days the law is the law
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and then other days, the law
is whatever the fuck you want it to be.
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And by you, I don't mean the royal you.
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I'm literally talking about you.
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-And you know what I'm talking about.
-Oh, I do know what you're talking about.
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Some days our emotions
get the better of us.
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And some days, sober thoughts prevail.
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Unfortunately, in Ben Wood's case,
sober thoughts did not prevail
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the day he hit you and Miss Hale.
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Well, maybe someone in this station
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would like to know
what I'm talking about, hmm?
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I don't think you wanna open
that can of worms in here.
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Well, then where
would you like to open it?
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So this is your spirit gate.
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It'll help with anxiety.
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I'll take it.
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And this is your outer gate.
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-It's good for pain relief.
-Ow.
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-You okay?
-Yeah.
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-Some of these can be a little sticky.
-Yes. Sticky.
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Oh, shit. I'm so sorry.
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Kind of waiting for my friend to call.
Could you maybe check it for me?
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Okay. This once.
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Thank you.
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It's Laguna Oncology.
You need to take this?
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No. No, no, they're just…
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…calling to confirm my follow-up scan.
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All right, big day! When are we going in?
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Uh, soon. Yeah, we just,
you know, we gotta double check.
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Ah.
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Fuck me!
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What's that gate?
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That's a blocked one.
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-We're stressed. We're stressed, okay?
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-Let's just try to relax.
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-Find our zen place.
-Find our zen place.
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-And get centered.
-Get centered.
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Maybe give me a warning next time,
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like a, "This one's gonna hurt
like a fucking son of a bitch"?
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-Okay, you signed up for this.
-Yeah.
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How dare you come to my office
and make veiled threats at me?
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They're not veiled.
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-You're aware I carry a gun, right?
-Okay, I'm just asking you to help Ben.
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Oh, please.
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His bail will be set faster
than anyone should be comfortable with.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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Rich white men don't do time, they buy it.
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-Oh, God.
-You, on the other hand, do need help.
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I don't mean the royal you.
I mean the royally screwed you
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because they found DNA
on Steve Wood's body.
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-What? They did?
-They did.
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Do they know whose it is?
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Not yet, but if I had to guess,
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I'd probably go with, mm-mm,
the person who killed him.
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-Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.
-Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
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-Fuck, fuck!
-Yep. Mm-hmm.
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-Fuck.
-Whew!
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-Fuck! Fuck!
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-Fuck!
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-Fuck!
-Seriously?
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-Really? Come on.
-Fuck.
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-All right, well, what do we do?
-No, don't--
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There's no more "we." Not anymore.
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Goodbye, Mrs. Harding.
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Fuck!
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-What if I just turn myself in?
-What? You can't just give up.
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I'm saying, what if I said I did it
before they say I did it?
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Then-- then don't
I get some kind of points or something?
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I don't think the FBI works
on a point system.
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I can't live like this. I'm gonna
have a fucking nervous breakdown.
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Now I know why
you were always so confessy.
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Now I know why that drove you nuts.
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-Yeah, well…
-Okay, look. You have to fight.
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You have a baby on the way.
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You can't fight science, Judy. It's DNA.
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They won't be able to match it to you,
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unless they have, like,
your hair or your semen or whatever.
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Know what? If they have my semen,
then we have other problems.
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You know what I mean. Your lady semen.
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-What?
-She-men.
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-She-men?
-Yeah.
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-Okay, I don't know!
-I don't fucking know!
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I don't even know what the fuck DNA is.
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We just need to stay calm.
We don't even know what they found.
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They could have nothing.
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Or they have something, Judy.
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And then what? And then there's just--
there's no way out.
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There is. There always is.
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My mother used to say
there's always an exit somewhere.
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-You just have to find it.
-How's that going for her in jail?
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You know what we need?
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-A lawyer.
-A vacation.
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I thought I heard you say "vacation."
That would be insane.
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Hmm? Or is it
the sanest thing I've ever said?
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-Okay, come on.
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We could go somewhere and relax,
like…
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…find our zen. Center ourselves.
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Okay, we can't just run away.
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You have your scans. They're this week.
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-Well, I could do them next week.
-No, you can't!
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What-- what if you
have to have more chemo?
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Well, then I'm definitely
gonna wanna take a vacation first.
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Look, I can't just leave here.
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-I have work. I have responsibilities. I--
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Yes, yes, okay. I get it.
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You're totally right.
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We should just stay here and tell
the kids you're having Ben's baby.
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Where would we even go?
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Steve has a place in Mexico.
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It's right on the beach.
We could go there.
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Okay, let's take a getaway
to the house of the guy
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that I am trying to get away with killing.
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Hmm. Fair point.
I could find somewhere else.
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I mean, it could be Mexico. It--
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That sounds real nice.
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-It does, right?
-Yeah.
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Pinwheel? Pinwheel?
Yeah, there you go.
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Oh, little Starvin' Marvins
aren't we today?
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-Oh, praise Jesus. I'm starving.
-These aren't for you.
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My blood sugar's crashing.
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I only ate a baby's handful
of almonds for breakfast.
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-Why?
-'Cause I'm keeping it tight.
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Because I'm in the market
for a new man-panion.
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-By the way, nice listing. Truly.
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-Yeah, well, it comes at a price, so…
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Oh, man.
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Hey, uh, I wanted to ask you,
could you watch the boys for a few days?
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And maybe cover me
in case I get some bites here?
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-For you? And a split of the commish?
-Hmm.
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-Yeah.
-Literally anything.
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-Literally?
-Anything.
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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-Hey. You okay?
-Yeah.
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-Why?
-You just look a little--
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-What?
-Nothing.
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-Congrats, Jen.
-Oh, f--
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Looks like a lot of interested buyers.
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Okay, Karen, I told you
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that sellers are not supposed
to be at their own open house.
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-Then why is Jeff here?
-W-why is Jeff here?
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Thank you.
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-I'm on it.
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He looks good with a tan, don't you think?
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Almost Italian.
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Not sure what fucking region
you're talking about, but…
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I guess…
…beach living really suits him.
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-You need to keep it together, Karen.
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I'm sorry.
It's just really hard to let go of him.
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He's my best friend.
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I mean, was…
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Here.
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Karen, I say this with love,
but you're making things weird.
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-And I need you to leave.
-Okay.
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No.
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No.
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-Hmm.
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-Not now, Laguna Oncology.
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This tile is actually limestone. Mm-hmm.
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Bet you thought travertine, huh?
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-I did.
-Surprise.
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-Jen.
-Um, what are you still doing here?
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Sorry, I was gonna leave, but then
I realized I have nowhere else to go.
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Also, there's a potential buyer
in the safe room.
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I thought we agreed
to call it the office though, right?
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Sorry, it's just
so much change all at once.
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Karen, do not go in there.
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Oh, hi.
Can I answer any questions for you?
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Well, I certainly hope so.
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Agent Glenn Moranis. FBI.
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Oh, hello.
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Uh, wh-what can I, um--
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How did you-- how can I, uh--
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Are you-- are you looking to buy a house?
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No, I'm looking for you.
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Hmm.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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I found us a great hotel in Baja… Hi!
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-Hi.
-Glenn? What the… what?
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Yeah, um, Agent, uh, Moranis from the FBI
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came by the open house to look for me,
so that's what's happening.
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-Hey, Judy. That's a fun hat.
-Hi.
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Oh…
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This old thing?
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It's, um… just my house hat.
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It's just the hat I wear in the house.
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Yeah.
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-Sorry to interrupt your work day.
-Mm-hmm.
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Looks like you guys had
a pretty good turnout over there.
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What is that place?
Twenty-two hundred square feet?
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Uh, it's 2,250. Yeah, you were close.
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Oh, close only counts in horseshoes
and hand grenades.
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-Oh, right. That's…
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Uh, I'll only keep you a minute.
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Uh, I just have a couple of questions
about your relationship with Steve Wood.
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Oh, I wouldn't call that
a relationship.
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Well, you were
his real estate agent, right?
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Uh, yeah, for, like, a blip.
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I mean,
it's like, did that even happen?
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Seems like it did.
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Uh, according to our records,
you sold him two condos.
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All cash.
Before he walked out on the deal.
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Yeah. Well, yeah, that-- that did happen.
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-How much was that for again?
-I-- I don't remember.
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Yeah, probably not top of mind.
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Does 8.6 million ring a bell?
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Ding. That-- that sounds right.
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And did you know he stole that money
from the Greek mafia at the time?
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-Like mafia mafia?
-Well, they call themselves a syndicate.
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A syndicate. Oh, God.
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Jeez, that's actually the first time
I've ever heard that term.
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Wow, I am shocked.
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-Well, imagine how they felt.
-Right.
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But they can't be too surprised, right?
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Steve wasn't exactly an angel.
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No, Steve was… good.
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A fine person.
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Did you have
any more contact with him after that?
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Um…
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Mrs. Harding?
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Mrs. Harding.
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Uh… I don't-- I don't remember.
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Sure.
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I'm just curious. You ever do any
real estate outside Laguna Beach?
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No, no, not really. Why?
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Because we have a record of you
getting a ticket near Angeles Forest
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where Steve's body was found.
246
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You do?
247
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Can I ask why you were
in Antelope Valley at that time?
248
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Oh, God.
249
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What was I-- I was, um…
250
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I, uh…
251
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-I--
252
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-It was a girls' weekend. Scone?
-Oh, yes, please. I love snacks.
253
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-For you.
-A girls' weekend in Antelope Valley.
254
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-Yep.
-Yeah.
255
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For when you wanna get away,
but not too far away.
256
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,824
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-'Cause you have kids and stress.
257
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Down.
258
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Of course.
Who doesn't love a quick getaway?
259
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-Right?
-I mean, I don't.
260
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-Oh.
-Just ask my wife. Ex-wife.
261
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Yeah. Well--
262
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So, just the two of you, then?
263
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-Yes.
-Mm. No.
264
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-Hmm?
-We were with our friend Jeff.
265
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-It was a girls' and gay's weekend.
266
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-There was lots of rosé.
-Right.
267
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-"Rosé all day," remember that?
-You were all, "Hey!"
268
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I was like, "Rosé all day!"
He's like, "Don't do that."
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Yeah, then she threw up.
270
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-Jeff.
-Yeah, so, you know, this one.
271
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-Pregnancy brains. So boop, forgets.
-Oh!
272
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-Wow, you're pregnant.
-She is.
273
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-I am. I am.
-Yeah. Yeah.
274
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I know. I'm a hundred.
275
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-So she gets really tired, as do I.
-Mm-hmm.
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She has cancer.
277
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-You do?
-I do.
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Super sad.
279
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So, we're just a bunch of tired,
rundown gals.
280
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Now I get the house hat.
281
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-Mm. Yeah.
-Yeah.
282
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,669
-I'm so sorry, Judy.
-Thank you, Glenn.
283
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Look, I'm gonna let you two get some rest.
284
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If you think of anything else
that might be helpful, just gimme a call.
285
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Here to help.
286
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-I'll walk you out.
-Oh, thank you.
287
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,138
Ooh, if I can. No, just kidding.
288
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:15,020
Well, thank you so much for coming.
I hope you got everything that you need.
289
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,481
Time will tell. Oh, wow.
290
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,525
-Is that one of yours?
-Yeah.
291
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Ah, it's beautiful.
292
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,405
-Thank you.
-Hm.
293
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,702
Well, you might wanna get
a new frame though.
294
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:31,996
That one's cracked.
295
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,917
Oh, yeah, I…
296
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…dropped it when I was trying to hang it.
Ol' butterfingers over here.
297
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,922
-Right.
298
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,174
And also, Glenn,
I don't wanna play the cance card,
299
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,136
but wow, you know, they, like,
300
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,055
shoot all that stuff into you,
and you just get so weak.
301
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,433
-Aww.
-Gets, like, porous bones.
302
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,644
Throwing up, no good news.
Hard to hang art.
303
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,021
-Oh, Jesus.
304
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:59,023
-Yeah, it's terrible.
-Okay, well, thanks again.
305
00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,982
Yeah!
306
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,152
Oh, and you know, maybe no more
quick getaways for a minute.
307
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,071
Might come back around
and ask a few follow-up questions.
308
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,281
Right, yeah, of course.
309
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,867
I mean, we're here.
We're not going anywhere.
310
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-Yeah.
-Just, uh, be here, hanging out.
311
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:16,332
-You know where to find us. Obvs.
-I do know where to find you. Obvs.
312
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,503
Oh, my God, he knows.
313
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,005
We don't know what he knows.
314
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,966
I mean, he didn't arrest anyone.
We're still here, right?
315
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,093
Yeah, well, obviously,
we can't go anywhere now.
316
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,596
And why-- why did you tell him
that I was pregnant?
317
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,599
-Ben doesn't even know that, Judy.
-Well, it's a good cover.
318
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,601
-And why would you bring up Jeff?
-He's an alibi.
319
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,770
We weren't with him that weekend.
320
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He was with his child bride
of a boyfriend!
321
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,566
So, we'll ask him
to corroborate the story.
322
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,069
Oh, my God.
323
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,113
-Where's my Number One Mom mug?
-What?
324
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,366
My motherfucking Number One Mom mug!
Where is it?
325
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,786
-Uh, it's around here somewhere--
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
326
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,955
Holy shit!
Holy shit, it's gone. He took it.
327
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,831
-What? Who?
-Agent Moranis.
328
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,166
-Glenn?
-Yeah, he took it.
329
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,251
And now he's gonna match the DNA!
330
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,670
-Oh, my God.
-Where did he put it?
331
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,046
-Down his fucking pants?
-Maybe.
332
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,048
-I mean, they were chinos.
-They were.
333
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,008
Oh, my God.
They're gonna know I did it.
334
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,470
And I'm gonna give birth
in a jail cell, chained to my bed.
335
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,555
No, no, no, no.
You are not going to jail, okay?
336
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,433
We just need to calm down.
There is always a way out.
337
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,352
You're right.
338
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,270
Here's what we do.
339
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,189
-We kill Glenn.
-We check the dining room. What?
340
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,315
We kill him.
341
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,569
We goodbye him forever, all right?
It's the only way.
342
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,406
Jen, we are not killing Glenn.
343
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,783
-No, we make it look like an accident.
-What?
344
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,786
Yes, like, uh, an overdose
or something, with-- with the pills.
345
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,246
-Okay. Yes.
-What pills?
346
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,790
The pain pills
that you stole from the hospital.
347
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,544
We can mash 'em up and--
and bake 'em up into a scone or something.
348
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,170
If only I could find the damn--
349
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,755
Oh, here it is!
350
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,927
That-- when-- where did it-- where?
351
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,388
It was in-- in the sink.
352
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,932
-Oh.
-Under a bowl.
353
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,225
Well, that makes sense.
354
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,351
Yeah.
355
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,521
So, I guess we won't be needing these.
356
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,439
No.
357
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,774
-Okay.
-Okay.
358
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,208
-Jen?
-Jeff.
359
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,418
-Jen.
-Jeff.
360
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,753
-Judy.
-Hi.
361
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,838
Uh, sorry to just show up like this, but--
362
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,757
No, no, no. Mi RV es su RV.
363
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,341
-Okay.
-Please, right this way.
364
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,553
-Join me on the lanai.
-It's a parking lot, but we're not--
365
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,680
-It's not really beach weather.
-Okay.
366
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,724
'Cause it's pretty windy, but--
367
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,351
So, Jeff--
368
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,853
-So, I'm hanging in.
-Okay.
369
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,855
It's been emotional. Selling the house.
370
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,106
Ending things with Seb.
371
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,984
-Sebastian.
-Aww.
372
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,903
-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
-Oh, wow.
373
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,698
He seemed so nice when we met him
when we were all at that hotel together.
374
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,533
Mm-hmm. That entire weekend.
375
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,869
Oh, right. Those were dark days.
376
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,704
Sneaking around. Lying.
377
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,790
Don't need to revisit that weekend again.
378
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:06,335
-Well, you might have to, actually.
-Mm-hmm.
379
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,545
With the FBI, actually.
380
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,798
The FBI?
Why would I need to talk to the FBI?
381
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:14,468
-Uh, that's, uh, because they--
-Uh, 'cause… they're--
382
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,677
Did Karen put you up to this?
383
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,638
-What?
-Trying to get me in trouble, isn't she?
384
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,057
-Yep.
-She sure is.
385
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,308
She cannot let go.
386
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,977
I mean, sure,
I cheated on her multiple times.
387
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,396
There may have been a bit
of methamphetamines that weekend.
388
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,981
It was just one time a couple of times.
389
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,360
-Okay, so here's the thing-- Hmm?
-She probably had me followed, didn't she?
390
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,736
Someone take pictures? Jesus.
391
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,280
Now she's gonna use it
all against me in the divorce, isn't she?
392
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:39,034
No, not if you say that you were with us
393
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,744
on, um, a girls' weekend.
394
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,997
Right. I mean, we could be your alibi.
395
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,207
Alibi. Yeah.
396
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,710
Jeff, do you have any more Absolut?
Because I'm making martoonis.
397
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,920
-Jen?
-Christopher.
398
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,588
-Judy?
-Hi.
399
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,885
So, in any event, uh, thank you.
I so appreciate you ladies having my back.
400
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,847
I owe you one. I guess I owe you two.
401
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,015
Well, why-- why do you owe me two?
402
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:06,270
I was going to mention it,
and then, you know, I didn't.
403
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,647
Remember the street camera footage
you asked me to delete?
404
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,401
You should see the resolution
on our street cam.
405
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,944
Kind of a home safety nerd.
406
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,363
-How do you erase it?
-I don't. I keep it all in the cloud.
407
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,907
Cloud. Cloud. Cloud. Cloud.
408
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,034
Yeah?
409
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,078
I didn't delete it.
410
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,623
Delete footage? What'd you do this time?
Murder a man in cold blood?
411
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,586
That's a good one.
412
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,423
-Oh! Ow!
413
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,384
Anyway, I tried,
but Karen reset our cloud password.
414
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,510
-Oh, fuck.
-Oh!
415
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,387
As you know,
she can be very vindictive.
416
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,056
Especially when she's in that house,
all alone with her guns.
417
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,308
Right.
418
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,685
Anyway, thank you so much for stopping by.
419
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,355
Christopher.
420
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:51,940
Bye.
421
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,775
Beautiful lanai.
422
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,669
-Hello… friend.
-Hi.
423
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,712
Hi.
424
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,672
Thinking you
might be up for a little visit.
425
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,590
Mm-hmm.
426
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,259
Is that… Mexican lasagna?
427
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,637
-With extra raisins.
-Thank you.
428
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,932
Mmm. Do you wanna come in?
429
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,433
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
430
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,602
I was just telling Judy
about your safe room.
431
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,853
Love to see it.
432
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,650
And this is from
when Jeff and I went to Key West.
433
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,692
Mm-hmm.
434
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,611
-Aww.
-Mm-hmm.
435
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,405
And this is
when we went to Fire Island.
436
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,284
Jeff.
He looks good, don't you think?
437
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,535
You know what?
438
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:49,373
Karen, uh, I'm gonna say this
to you as your… friend.
439
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:53,293
You really--
you gotta stop dwelling.
440
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,419
Oh, my God, Karen.
441
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,006
You know what? If I were you, honestly,
I would just erase the whole cloud.
442
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,424
-The whole thing.
-Yeah.
443
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,509
-Really?
-Yeah.
444
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,095
Yeah, yeah. I mean, the cloud is the past.
445
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,389
-Mm-hmm.
-That's what's holding you back, Kare.
446
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:08,016
-Yeah.
-Aww, Jeff used to call me that.
447
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,810
He called me his little Kare package.
448
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,812
Fuck Jeff! Fuck that guy.
449
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:12,771
He never let me.
450
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,691
Oh, jeez. So, guess what. Let's dump him.
451
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,734
-Yes, right in the trash.
-Dump him.
452
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,362
I need to think about it.
I'm-- I'm not spontaneous.
453
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,863
-I'm a planner!
454
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,615
I mean, hello, I built a safe room!
455
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,660
Yeah, like,
what exactly are you planning for?
456
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,161
The apocalypse.
457
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,621
-Right.
-Cool.
458
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,667
-Yeah. I mean, so prepared. Right.
-That's, like, such forward-thinking.
459
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,794
But for the first time
in my personal life,
460
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,713
I-- I have no idea what's coming.
461
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,008
And I'm not sure
I wanna find out, you know?
462
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,760
It's just all too scary.
463
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,804
I get it.
464
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,557
You got this, Kare bear, okay?
465
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,600
You just gotta do one step at a time.
466
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,477
Yeah, you know what?
467
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,980
Why don't you just start
with erasing last year?
468
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,732
Oh, my G-- um, yes.
469
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,735
Can we admit
that this was a shitty year?
470
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,153
-Yeah.
-It really was.
471
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,487
Shitty last couple of years.
472
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,281
-Sucked. Mm-hmm.
-Really bad.
473
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,579
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
474
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,331
-Okay.
-You can do it.
475
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,915
-We have faith in you.
-Come on.
476
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,959
-You got this.
477
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,045
-You got it. Just drag it!
478
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,713
-You did it!
-Yay!
479
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,507
-Look at you!
-Look, doesn't that feel good?
480
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,260
-Wow!
-It does. It does!
481
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,138
And if I wanna see it again,
I-- I have it backed up on my hard drive.
482
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:31,141
-You know we're gonna have to take this.
-Yeah, we'll keep it safe.
483
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:39,107
What do people do to relax
when they can't drink?
484
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,692
I don't know.
485
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:42,986
Can I take a lick of one of these?
486
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,488
-Ooh, I wouldn't.
-Oh, come on.
487
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,114
-Just a little tiny lick.
-Mm-mm.
488
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,492
-Oh, man.
489
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,286
-You okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
490
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,706
I'm just a tired, rundown gal.
491
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:58,835
Hey, uh, when is your scan?
You didn't tell me.
492
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:02,464
Oh, that's 'cause, um,
haven't made the appointment yet.
493
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,049
What? Why?
494
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,594
Judy, come on, we've gone through this.
You have to follow up.
495
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,846
I know. I just--
496
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,681
I don't…
497
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,518
-I don't wanna know.
-Oh.
498
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,478
I just wanna stay here.
499
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:20,482
-In my safe room.
-Oh, girlie.
500
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,985
We aren't at the apocalypse yet, okay?
501
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,153
What if it's coming?
502
00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,490
What if it's not good?
503
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,412
Then we fucking fight.
504
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,496
Like we do.
505
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:39,334
'Cause we are a couple of badass,
506
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,463
pregnant, cancerous bitches.
507
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,548
Okay?
508
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:45,465
Okay.
509
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,775
Laguna Oncology.
Thanks for holding.
510
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,819
Hi. Hi. This is Judy Hale.
511
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,655
I'm calling to schedule my PET-CT scan.
512
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,906
One moment, please.
513
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,032
Thank you.
514
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,993
Oh, fuck.
515
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:01,291
Look, I don't know how to tell you this,
but…
516
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:04,544
…I found something upsetting
on my street cam footage.
517
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,629
You did?
518
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,465
I mean,
I'm thinking about going to the police,
519
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,926
but I thought
it was only fair to warn you.
520
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,511
Warn me about what?
521
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:16,181
You never know what kind of sicko
is living right next door.
522
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,350
-Karen…
-Hang on. Now, where…
523
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,852
-Karen.
-Oh, wait, let me favorite that one.
524
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,771
-You need to do that now?
-Oh, that's cute.
525
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,606
-Oh, for fuck's sake. Karen.
526
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:25,607
Oh, here.
527
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,068
Look at this.
528
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:34,950
-Hmm?
529
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:45,460
Jen, we can't let this guy buy my house.
530
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,419
No.
531
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,546
No.
532
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,130
-No.
-No.
533
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,423
I mean…
534
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,759
…what kind of creep goes
through someone's garbage?
535
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:55,136
With gloves and everything? Gloves.
536
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,514
-This is premeditated.
-Yeah.
537
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,724
Now you see why I own so many guns?
538
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,644
I do. Yeah.
539
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,646
Yeah.
540
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,198
Mrs. Harding.
541
00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:00,327
Hello again. Brought you something.
542
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,787
Oh, scones.