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-[shoveling]
-[Jen and Judy grunting]
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[Jen and Judy grunt]
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[gulping]
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[sighs]
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Ooh, God, I gotta pee.
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Then stop drinking so much water.
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Because I have so much dust
in my throat. [coughs]
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-Well, then, drink some water.
-Okay. [gulps]
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-Oh, no.
-[sighs]
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-Oh, no, no, no.
-What?
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Is my phone in my bag?
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-What?
-My phone.
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Can you look in my bag
and see if my phone is there?
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No, I don't see it.
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Oh, fuck, fuck, fucking fuck!
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I think I might have left it back there.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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You wouldn't do that. Why would you?
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-I don't know.
-You must have it somewhere.
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I don't. I fucking don't, Judy.
We have to go back.
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Oh, my God, what if I left it in the hole?
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-Oh, Jesus!
-Oh, my God.
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-Wait, I'll call it.
-No, don't fucking call it!
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-Why not?
-Are you fucking insane?
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-Why?
-If it rings in the hole,
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it's like a megaphone saying,
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"Hey everybody,
there's a fucking body in here!"
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-You're right, that's insane.
-This is a disaster.
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This is a fucking disaster! This is a--
Oh, here it is.
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-[exhales]
-We're fine.
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Fine.
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-[zips bag]
-[exhales]
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Oh, my God, is that for us?
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Is it?
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[shudders]
How could it not be? It's right behind us.
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I know. Um...
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I hate to say this, but we are
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two middle-aged white women
in a Mercedes.
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I know, and I appreciate you
acknowledging your privilege,
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but we also just buried a body.
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Which nobody knows about.
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-[siren wails]
-[officer] Pull over.
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Shit.
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We have shovels in the car.
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We were gardening.
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Oh, God, in the forest?
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How do you think
forest people get their food?
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Well, what, were we planting fruit trees
in the forest?
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Berries for foraging. Foraging!
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Say we were planting berries for foraging.
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We're berry planters. Got it. Oh, God.
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-[Jen] What kind of berries?
-I don't know. Raspberries?
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[Jen] It's not raspberry season.
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-Forget it, okay? Just don't say a word.
-Okay.
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-Don't say anything, Judy.
-Okay, I won't. [panting]
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Maybe I should just gun it.
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-You can't gun it.
-No, I think--
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-[knocks]
-[both gasp]
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-Hi.
-How are you?
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Was it worth it?
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-What?
-What was? Was what?
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You committed a crime.
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N-no.
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You're driving.
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As soon as that phone is in your hand,
you're committing a crime.
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[both] Oh.
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-I didn't know that.
-[officer] What was so important
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you had to look at it while driving?
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-[sighs] GPS.
-The...
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-Yeah, the maps.
-Yeah.
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I couldn't...
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You don't need the GPS.
I can tell you where you are.
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Up shit's creek.
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[laughs] I'm just messing with you.
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You're getting a ticket, though.
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-Oh.
-[all chuckling]
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-You should've seen your face.
-[Judy laughing] A ticket.
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-Silly Willy McGilly.
-License and registration.
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-Yep, yep.
-[Judy continues laughing]
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[Jen] You really can't wait till a hotel?
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[Judy inhales]
I've been holding it in for six hours.
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Excuse me. Um...
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Uh, what-- what kind of pie is that one?
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Cherry.
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Is it, um... is it good?
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It's cherry.
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Well, cherry can be shitty,
but what about that? What's...
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Cherry.
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Oh, okay.
I guess I'm gonna have the cherry.
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I can't fucking believe we got a ticket.
Now there's record we were here.
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Fucking Shandy.
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This pie is really dry.
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-You want some?
-No.
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Oh, man.
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It's just like, everything hurts.
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It feels like my spine is trying
to claw its way out of my back.
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You sure you're not hungry
or anything? They have waffles.
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I'm not hungry.
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Look...
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I feel bad that we couldn't attend
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to the more spiritual tidbits
that you wanted
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to include in what we just did, but...
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we couldn't risk getting caught, Judy.
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I mean, we really had
to get in and out, right?
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I mean, yeah, right.
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But it took a really long time.
It's not like we just got in and got out.
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-Right, we had to--
-[Marva] Refill?
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Yes, please. Thank you, Marva.
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Marva, could I get
some whipped cream for this?
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It's a little dry. Thank you.
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Look, all I'm saying is that
we just didn't have time to, like,
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dilly-dally.
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-I wasn't trying to dilly-dally.
-You know what I mean.
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I just wanted to sing a song for Steve
or maybe say a few things.
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I know.
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But we didn't know who was out there
or who could hear us.
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Okay, so I'm sorry if I got a little rigid
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'cause we couldn't stop
to sing "Halle-fucking-lujah."
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Just so you know...
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Thank you.
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I wasn't gonna sing that song.
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I know it's played out.
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I just wanted to give...
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give the moment a sense of occasion.
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This is what I'm saying, Judy.
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Not everything is a fucking, like,
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Disney-movie's-about-to-start fucking
castles with fucking sparkle time, okay?
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We are not in Snow White here.
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We are in fucking Scarface.
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Well, I've never seen that.
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Neither have I. No girls have.
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But we know what it's about.
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-[air hisses]
-Really?
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She did that on purpose.
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Shouldn't we have stopped
someplace less fancy?
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It's just a shower pit stop.
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I know, but I didn't have time to
Trufflepig my way through Priceline, okay?
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I just...
I can't handle this level of dirty.
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I feel like a frat house toilet.
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You think we're gonna get a room?
It's so last-minute.
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It's the middle of nowhere.
No one stays here.
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I'm sorry,
we don't have anything available.
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What's that now?
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We have a wedding this weekend,
so we're all booked up. I'm sorry.
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Okay, you literally don't have anything?
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Hmm.
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Yeah, thought so.
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[clacking on keyboard]
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[clacking continues]
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Oh! Actually, I can offer you
our presidential suite.
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It's a two-night minimum, but the rate--
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I don't want to know. We'll take it.
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I got this, okay? My treat.
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Are you ladies in town
for business or pleasure?
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-Pleasure.
-Business.
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-Business.
-Pleasure.
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No, it's just a gals' weekend
with my best friend.
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My befri.
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Right?
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Yeah.
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Who the fuck gets married
in Antelope Valley?
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-People from Antelope Valley?
-[elevator bell dings]
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Oh, I guess.
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-Jen.
-Jeff.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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-Hi.
-Hi, Jeff.
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Hello, Jen.
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[stammers] Judy, this is...
You know my neighbor Karen?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, this is her husband Jeff.
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-Oh, wow, Karen is so nice.
-Yeah. So hi.
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-Yeah, she's great.
-Is she here?
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-[Jeff] Uh, no, no, no.
-Bummer, bummer, bummer. Okay, all right.
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Yeah, it's just a business trip, so...
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-[Jen] Great.
-You here for the wedding?
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-No, we're having a girls' weekend.
-[Jeff] Oh, fun.
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-I got our coffees, babe.
-Oh.
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-"Babe." [gasps]
-[Jeff] Thank you.
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Jen, listen, could you...
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-[sighs] ...maybe not--
-Yep. All good. Mm-hmm.
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-Okay.
-[Jen] Yep. Nope.
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The only reason that I even put--
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-We were never here.
-[laughs] Sure.
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-It doesn't have to go that far.
-Okay, bye-bye.
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Thank you, I just-- thank-- oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe we did that.
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We still have to deal with his car, but...
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[sighs] I think that...
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[exhales] I feel like we might be okay.
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I guess so.
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-Do you want to take a shower first?
-[Judy] No.
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Want to get out
of those dirty clothes or...
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[sighs]
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do you just want to stare
out the window weirdly?
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Yeah.
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[sighs]
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Okay.
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[Jen] Hey. Is there power?
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Yeah, it just came back on.
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Oh, well, that's good.
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Well, not fucking really. Now Henry,
Christopher, and Henry's weird friend
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are dancing around
to Jesus Christ Superstar.
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Okay, you know what? Language, Charlie.
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Don't denigrate Jesus Christ Superstar.
It's a great fucking show.
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Whatever. I don't even know
why Christopher's here.
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We would've been fine on our own.
Now they're driving me fucking crazy.
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You know what?
Why don't you go out for a walk
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and say "fuck" outside instead
of sitting there, moping around?
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It's 100 degrees out.
I can't walk anywhere.
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This is why I need a car.
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With climate change,
it's only getting more urgent.
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Oh, wow, well, thank you
for mansplaining to me
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why you are the most affected
by climate change.
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Charlie, you're going to get a car
soon enough.
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But for now, like I said,
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you're getting Dad's bike.
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Well, when is that gonna happen?
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Uh, when I have time to go
to the storage unit,
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-which is a whole thing.
-Whatever.
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Look, we, um... [sighs]
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...we'll be back tomorrow
from Judy's sick aunt's place.
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She was kind of touch-and-go here,
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-but I think she's gonna pull through.
-[Charlie] Great.
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Okay, well, love you. Bye.
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Wait, did you say you loved me enough
to buy me a car?
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No, I said I love you. Bye.
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[beeps]
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Hey, I just need to plug in my phone.
It's dying already.
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So, how are we?
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We're okay.
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Okay, yeah.
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[stuttering] I know...
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last night was a lot, but I...
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I just feel like we're
on the other side of it, Jude.
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Is there, um, anything
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I can get you or, just, like...
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Want me to get you a spa service,
like a nice massage or something?
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Oh, look at that.
TripAdvisor gives it almost three stars.
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Don't know why you would print that.
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No, thank you.
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You want a mani-pedi? No?
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I'm not really in the mood.
Sorry if that's bothering you.
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Jesus, Judy.
You're not bothering me. Okay?
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Are you mad at me?
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Because it's okay to be mad at me.
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No, I'm not.
247
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,686
Okay, well, can you please
just tell me what to do here?
248
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,856
Because you're the nice one
and I'm the shitty one,
249
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:52,902
so just tell me how I can do
something nice for you.
250
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,572
Because you're scaring me a little.
251
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,243
I just don't really feel
like talking right now.
252
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:04,580
Okay.
253
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,418
I think I'm just really tired
254
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,588
from six hours of digging a hole
in the forest
255
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,257
that ended with dumping my ex-fiancé
in that hole.
256
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,512
Yeah, okay.
257
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:23,766
Yeah, sure.
258
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,192
[clears throat]
259
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,529
[clears throat]
260
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,157
Hey. Hey.
261
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,617
You up?
262
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,037
I am now.
263
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,331
What's going on?
264
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:50,960
-Um, I, uh, have an idea.
-[groans]
265
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,044
There's, uh...
266
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:56,006
There's a bar down in the lobby called
Whispers and Winks,
267
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,883
and I just thought maybe...
268
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,386
we could go down and...
269
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,471
do a toast to...
270
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,265
to Steve.
271
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,767
Really?
272
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:11,021
Yeah. I mean, isn't that what people do
after a burial?
273
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,064
Right?
274
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,567
Commiserate, drink...
275
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:16,610
Let it all out.
276
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,868
-Okay.
-Yeah?
277
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,830
Did you say "Whiskers and Wings"?
278
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,124
No, why would it be "Whiskers"?
No, it's "Whispers."
279
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,043
-Oh.
-And "Winks," like psst! Psst! Psst!
280
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,128
[clicks tongue]
281
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,298
I am gonna need you to shower, though.
282
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,967
-'Cause...
-Yeah?
283
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:42,803
Just 'cause...
284
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,721
I stink?
285
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,474
Mm, you just--
You just look dumb in those clothes.
286
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,433
[Judy] They're yours.
287
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,977
[dance music playing]
288
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:50,895
[Jen] Hi.
289
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:51,979
Hi. What can I get you?
290
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,441
Uh, we'll get two double scotches. Okay.
291
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,443
If you're with the wedding party,
it's open bar.
292
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,486
Oh, we're actually--
293
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:02,031
The bride is my second cousin, so, yeah,
we'll just get the Johnnie Walker Blue.
294
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,532
Thank you.
295
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,287
-It's pretty loud.
-It's a bar.
296
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,498
Thank you.
297
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,415
Thank you.
298
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,753
To Steve.
299
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,255
-To Steve.
-[clinks]
300
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,594
Um...
301
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:27,181
Do you want to say something about him?
302
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,100
This isn't really what I was imagining,
so I don't...
303
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,101
Okay.
304
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,603
I don't really know what to say.
305
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,855
Well, um...
306
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,068
He was very good-looking.
307
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,571
-He was more than that.
-Right, of course.
308
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,657
-You didn't really know him.
-No, I didn't.
309
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,076
He was very thoughtful...
310
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:48,953
and sweet.
311
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,996
-Okay.
-He was.
312
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:51,914
Okay.
313
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,125
He used to always do these little things
for me to make me feel special.
314
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,126
Aww.
315
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,420
Even the way he proposed.
316
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,339
Yeah? What, um...
317
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,341
How did he propose?
318
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,677
-With a flash mob.
-Oh.
319
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,846
Aw, that's... that's so fun.
320
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,889
I thought we were just going to the beach
for the day,
321
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,934
but then 200 people jumped up...
322
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,688
and did this whole choreographed thing
to Cyndi Lauper.
323
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,857
That's very thoughtful.
324
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,027
He really had a soft side
that he didn't show a lot of people.
325
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,155
Mm-hmm. Okay.
326
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,032
I know you didn't like him.
327
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,910
You have every reason not to.
328
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,872
I know who he was.
329
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,707
I get it.
330
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,502
But I loved him.
331
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,215
He was the first person who ever...
332
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,135
really made me feel loved.
333
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,139
[voice breaking] He wasn't always perfect.
334
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,726
But he was my person.
335
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,811
No, I know.
336
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,396
No, I--
337
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,064
I know what you mean.
338
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,027
-[sniffles, stammers]
-Hmm.
339
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,486
What?
340
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,156
-What?
-No...
341
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,576
There's this thing I always wanted
to tell you, and I just never...
342
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,203
never felt like it was the right time.
343
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,539
-What?
-I don't know, just forget it.
344
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,542
No, you can't tell me you have something
to tell me and then not tell me.
345
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,461
-Yeah, I hate when people do that.
-It's annoying.
346
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,545
-It is.
-So just tell me.
347
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,463
Okay.
348
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,634
The morning after we...
349
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,594
hit Ted...
350
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,930
I woke up, and...
351
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,934
Steve wasn't in bed,
so I went looking around for him...
352
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,479
and I found him at our favorite spot
by the beach.
353
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,983
And he was just sitting on the wet sand.
354
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,779
He was crying like a little kid.
355
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,743
It's not that he didn't care
about what happened.
356
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,748
He was gutted by it, but I just don't
think that he was able to...
357
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,292
[sniffles] ...show his feelings, you know?
358
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,086
-Mm-hmm.
-[sniffles]
359
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,463
But I think he felt safe at the beach,
360
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,632
and that's why I kind of wanted us
to take him there...
361
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,510
and put him to rest.
362
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,096
Yeah, I get it.
363
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,641
I just wanted...
364
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,771
[sobbing]
365
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,110
I just...
366
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,572
I just wanted to say goodbye to him.
367
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,410
He always took such good care of me.
368
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,954
I just wanted to do something for him,
too.
369
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,624
[sniffles]
370
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,547
What's wrong? Are you okay?
371
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,385
[crying] I'm sorry.
372
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,262
I'm so sorry.
373
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,973
You deserve to say goodbye.
374
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,101
I got to do it with Ted, and...
375
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,936
Just, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
376
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,563
-No, no, no.
-It's not fair.
377
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,107
-Don't cry. I don't want you to feel bad.
-You don't have to take care of me.
378
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,442
-I'm sorry.
-Don't take care of me.
379
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,652
-I can do whatever I want.
-[crying]
380
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:15,075
It's why Steve loved you. [sniffles]
381
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,411
[shuddering breaths] Because you are...
382
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:22,332
...you are, like, the kindest person maybe
in the whole fucking world.
383
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,379
I love you so much.
384
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,423
I really do.
385
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,259
-I love you so much.
-[both sobbing]
386
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,390
Will you be my person?
387
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,935
Yes. I'll be your person.
388
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,148
-Hey, there.
-[Jen] Oh.
389
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,816
-[Judy gasps]
-[Jen groans]
390
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,152
Do you guys want to dance?
391
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,613
-Oh! No, thank you.
-What the--
392
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,532
-You sure?
-Oh, my God, excuse me.
393
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,826
Do you see that we're
in the middle of something here?
394
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,329
Does it look like my friend wants
to fucking dance?
395
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,581
Read the room, fucko.
396
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,836
What in the hell is fucking wrong
with people?
397
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,297
-[laughing]
-Seriously!
398
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,759
-Oh!
-Poor guy, he just wanted to dance.
399
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,676
My God.
400
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,972
"Those girls look like
they might kill themselves.
401
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,726
Maybe they want to get a nice jig in
before they jump off the bridge."
402
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,645
-[laughing]
-What an asshole.
403
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,063
[Judy] He really is.
404
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,064
Oh, God.
405
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,150
I do actually kind of feel like dancing.
406
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,318
-What?
-I don't know.
407
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,737
-With that guy?
-No, no. With you.
408
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,364
With me. Okay.
409
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,907
Okay.
410
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,827
-Here.
-["Chains of Love" by Erasure playing]
411
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:46,166
♪ Do you remember there was a time ♪
412
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,920
♪ When people on the street... ♪
413
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:54,216
-Champagne.
-♪ Were walking hand in hand in hand... ♪
414
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,176
-[Jen hums]
-Thank you.
415
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,971
-♪ They used to talk about the weather ♪
-[clinks]
416
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,889
♪ Making plans together ♪
417
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,892
♪ Days would last forever ♪
418
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,187
♪ Come to me, cover me, hold me ♪
419
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,230
-Ooh.
-Whoo!
420
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,900
♪ Together we'll break these
Chains of love ♪
421
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,696
♪ Don't give up, don't give up ♪
422
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:22,870
♪ Together with me and my baby
Break the chains of love ♪
423
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:27,708
♪ Together we'll break these
Chains of love ♪
424
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,378
♪ Don't give up, don't give up ♪
425
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:38,594
♪ Together with me and my baby
Break the chains of love ♪
426
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,388
-[Judy sighs]
-Whoo-hoo!
427
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,808
Oh-ho-ho! My God, wait.
How have we not talked about Jeff?
428
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,436
[gasps] Jeff! Oh, my God.
429
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,937
Oh, my God, poor Karen!
430
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,398
I feel so terrible for Karen,
and I don't even like Karen.
431
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,817
-Okay?
-Okay, wait, is there any world
432
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,196
where we think that those two guys
are business partners?
433
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,948
-Judy.
-What?
434
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:00,949
Judy.
435
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,035
-No?
-Those guys are joined at the dick.
436
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,119
[sighs]
437
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,455
-Aww! To Karen.
-Oh, to Karen!
438
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,581
-[Judy moans]
-[clinks]
439
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,878
-Whoo! Can we have two more, please?
-Um... yes.
440
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,880
Yeah, I know you're not
with the wedding party.
441
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:15,839
-Excuse me?
-What?
442
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,424
You owe me $83.
443
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:18,967
[Jen] What?
444
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,803
[gasps] Douche.
445
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,388
[bartender] And get the fuck out.
446
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,893
-Psst, psst, psst. [clicks tongue]
-[laughs]
447
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,447
-[cell phone rings]
-Oh! Oh.
448
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,368
Oh, Christ...
449
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,537
[groans]
450
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,581
-[ringing stops]
-Hello.
451
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,169
Wait, wait, wait. What?
452
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,840
[Jen] Oh, shit.
453
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,760
Are we sure that it's the bird?
454
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:02,678
That it's our bird?
455
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,971
Henry is sure.
456
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:06,390
-[Jen sighs]
-What happened?
457
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,600
Everyone was having a fun time.
458
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,104
Then I stepped in here for two minutes
to make lemon ricotta pancakes,
459
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,480
and as I was grating the zest,
460
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:17,234
I heard a scream, and I was too late.
The bird was already dead.
461
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,568
Okay, but how?
462
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,070
Um...
463
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,655
The dog did it.
464
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,574
Probably just animal instinct.
465
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,909
-I am so sorry, Jen.
-Oh, God.
466
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,370
I told Alan she needed
to be professionally trained.
467
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,415
But you know what? This is not like her.
Adele is not aggressive.
468
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,916
I mean, she is a snob.
469
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,751
She won't wear synthetics.
470
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,086
-It's okay. It's okay.
-[sniffles]
471
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,046
It's okay, baby. It's okay to be sad.
472
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,257
-[Jen sighs]
-I just...
473
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:44,094
I just wish I knew it was the last time
I was gonna play with the bird.
474
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,388
I would have said goodbye.
475
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,810
You can still say goodbye.
476
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,481
[shoveling]
477
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,943
[Christopher] In your hands, O Lord,
478
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:04,614
we humbly entrust our brothers, sisters,
479
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,074
and birds.
480
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,370
In this life, you embrace them
with your tender love.
481
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,582
So now, deliver them from evil
482
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,375
and bid them eternal rest.
483
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,962
Let us find in you comfort in our sadness
484
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:23,050
and the courage
to move through this together.
485
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:25,886
Amen.
486
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,435
Judy, would you mind singing something?
487
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,104
[Henry] Yeah, would you?
488
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:39,483
Sure.
489
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,657
[clears throat]
490
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:56,249
♪ Stars shining bright above you ♪
491
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:02,297
♪ Night breezes seem to whisper ♪
492
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,925
♪ I love you ♪
493
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:09,304
♪ Birds singing in the sycamore tree ♪
494
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:15,977
♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
495
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,271
I love you.
496
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:23,819
♪ Say nighty-night and kiss me ♪
497
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,445
[laughing]
498
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:29,366
♪ Just hold me tight and tell me ♪
499
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,451
♪ You'll miss me ♪
500
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:32,911
I missed you.
501
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:37,916
♪ While I'm alone
And blue as can be ♪
502
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:44,714
♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
503
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:52,305
♪ Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you ♪
504
00:23:54,057 --> 00:24:00,939
♪ Sweet dreams that leave all worries
Behind you ♪
505
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,190
[yells] Drive the car, stupid!
506
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,317
Fucking listen. Don't be so sensitive!
507
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:11,825
♪ But in your dreams, whatever they be ♪
508
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:21,209
♪ Please dream a little dream of me ♪
509
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,796
[sniffles]
510
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,427
[seagulls crying]
511
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,891
[doorbell rings]
512
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:42,522
Hi, Jen.
513
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,440
Hi.
514
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,317
We're so sorry to bother you.
515
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,027
-Oh, it's all right.
-[woman sighs]
516
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,069
Hi, Shandy.
517
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,030
I hope we didn't wake you
from your slumbers.
518
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:53,158
No, it's eight o'clock.
I wasn't slumbering.
519
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,076
Shandy has something to say.
520
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:57,621
Don't you?
521
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,706
It's regarding the bird.
522
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:02,125
Okay.
523
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,293
I killed it.
524
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,212
Oh, you did.
525
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,255
[Shandy]
I was trying to stop it from flying away.
526
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,674
But I guess I squeezed it too hard.
527
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,010
I didn't realize birds were mostly liquid.
528
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:14,513
-[Jen] Hmm.
-But it was an accident.
529
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,306
Right?
530
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,560
Yes.
531
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,313
-I'm sorry.
-Mm-hmm.
532
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,274
-Okay.
-[woman] I'm so sorry.
533
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:31,154
I really appreciate how much
you've been letting Shandy come over.
534
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,658
I hope this doesn't change anything.
535
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,202
She needs friends.
536
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,538
Mm-hmm.
537
00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,498
Okay.
538
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:46,044
Uh, let's let Jen get back to her evening.
539
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:47,587
Thanks.
540
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,635
I just--
I wish I didn't have to tell Henry.
541
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:57,013
He's my best friend,
and I don't want to lose him.
542
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,059
You know what?
543
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:03,770
You don't have to tell him.
544
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:07,023
-Really?
-Yeah. It's okay.
545
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:11,486
I think sometimes people need a friend
546
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,154
more than they need the truth.
547
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,324
-[woman] Seriously, Shandy!
-You can go now.
548
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:25,875
-["Dream a Little Dream of Me" playing]
-♪ Say nighty-night and kiss me ♪
549
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:31,840
♪ Just hold me tight and tell me
You'll miss me ♪
550
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:37,262
♪ While I'm alone
And blue as can be ♪
551
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:41,433
♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
552
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:47,772
♪ Stars fading, but I linger on, dear ♪
553
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:52,861
♪ Still craving your kiss ♪
554
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:57,907
♪ I'm longing
To linger till dawn, dear ♪
555
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:58,867
I'm sorry.
556
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,872
♪ Just saying this ♪
557
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:09,044
♪ Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you ♪
558
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:14,716
♪ Sweet dreams that leave all worries
Behind you ♪
559
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:19,888
♪ But in your dreams whatever they be ♪
560
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:24,559
♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
561
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:30,690
Night.
562
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,151
Sleep well.
563
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,507
[storage door rattling]
564
00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,350
[chuckling]
565
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,102
Holy shit.
566
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,483
Fuck, yeah, Mom!
567
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,568
[theme music playing]
568
00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:54,584
[meows]