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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎天啊 我要尿尿

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‎那你就别喝那么多水

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‎但我喉咙里有很多尘土

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‎-那你就喝点水
‎-好的

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‎糟了

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‎-糟了
‎-怎么了？

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‎我手机在我包里吗？

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‎-什么？
‎-我手机

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‎你看一下我的包
‎看看我手机是否在里面？

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‎没有 我没看到

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‎可恶 该死！

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‎我可能把手机落在那儿了

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‎-什么？
‎-真的

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‎你不会那么做的 怎么会？

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‎-我不知道
‎-你一定把它放哪了

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‎我没有 我他妈没有 朱迪
‎我们得回去

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‎天啊 要是我把它落在坑里了呢？

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‎-老天！
‎-天啊

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‎-等等 我打一下
‎-别 别他妈打！

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‎-为什么？
‎-你他妈疯了吧？

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‎-为什么？
‎-要是它在坑里响

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‎就好像有个扩音器在放

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‎“各位 这里他妈有具尸体！”

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‎-你说得对 疯了
‎-这完全是一场灾难

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‎这他妈是一场灾难！这…

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‎它在这儿

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‎我们没事了

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‎没事了

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‎天啊 在闪我们吗？

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‎是吗？

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‎不然呢？它就跟在我们后面

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‎我知道

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‎我不想这样说 不过我们

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‎是两个开奔驰车的中年白人女性

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‎我知道
‎我很欣赏你能承认自己的特权

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‎但我们也刚埋了一具尸体

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‎这点谁也不知道！

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‎靠边停车

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‎可恶

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‎我们车上有铁铲

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‎我们干园艺活了

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‎天啊 在森林里？

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‎你觉得森林居民是怎么弄到食物的？

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‎不是吧 我们在森林里种水果树了？

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‎就说采浆果吧 喂马用的！

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‎就说我们去种喂马的浆果了

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‎我们是浆果种植者 知道了 天啊

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‎-什么样的浆果？
‎-不知道

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‎树莓？

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‎现在不是树莓的季节

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‎-算了 你别说话
‎-好的

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‎-什么都不要说 朱迪
‎-好的 我不说

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‎也许我应该突然加速

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‎-你不能加速
‎-对 我想…

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‎-嗨
‎-你好

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‎值得吗？

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‎什么… 什么值得？

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‎你犯罪了

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‎没有

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‎你在开车

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‎你的手机一拿在手里 你就犯罪了

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‎-我都不知道
‎-什么事那么重要…

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‎以至于让你开车时看手机？

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‎导航

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‎-对 地图
‎-是的

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‎我无法…

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‎你不用导航
‎我可以看出来你们的情况

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‎你们可是深陷泥淖呢

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‎我跟你们开玩笑的

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‎但你们得吃罚单

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‎你们真该看看自己的表情

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‎-天啊
‎-吓死我了

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‎-请出示驾照和行驶证
‎-好的

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‎你真的等不到我们到一家酒店吗？

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‎我都憋了六小时了

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‎你好

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‎那个…

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‎那个是什么派？

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‎樱桃派

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‎它… 它好吃吗？

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‎樱桃味的

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‎嗯

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‎樱桃也可能不好吃 那个呢？那是…

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‎樱桃派

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‎好吧 我就来这个樱桃派吧

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‎真他妈不敢相信我们吃了罚单

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‎现在有了我们来过这儿的记录

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‎可恶的珊迪

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‎这个派太干了

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‎-你想来点吗？
‎-不

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‎天啊

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‎好像浑身都疼

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‎感觉我的脊椎想要从后背刺出来

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‎你确定不饿吗？他们有华夫饼

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‎我不饿

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‎听我说…

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‎我感觉很难过

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‎我们昨晚忙活时

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‎没能顾及

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‎你想要进行的更多送灵仪式 但是…

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‎我们不能冒被抓的风险 朱迪

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‎我们真的得马上上车离开 对吧？

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‎对 没错

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‎但这事花了很长时间
‎并不是我们上车离开那么简单

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‎-对 我们得…
‎-续杯吗？

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‎好的 谢谢你 玛瓦

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‎玛瓦 你可以帮我加点鲜奶油吗？

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‎这个有点干 谢谢你

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‎我的意思是我们当时没时间

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‎磨蹭

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‎我没想磨蹭

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‎你知道我的意思

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‎我只想为史蒂夫唱首歌或者说几句话

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‎我知道

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‎但我们当时不知道那里还有谁
‎或者谁会听到我们说什么

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‎在我们没留久一点唱赞美歌这事上

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‎如果我当时有点强硬 我道歉就是了

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‎我跟你说…

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‎谢谢

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‎我没打算唱那首歌

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‎我知道那样很俗气

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‎我只是想要…

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‎让那一刻有点仪式感

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‎我知道 我就是这意思 朱迪

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‎并不是一切都他妈的像

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‎“迪士尼电影就要开始了”
‎又是城堡又是闪闪发光的 好吗？

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‎我们不是在《白雪公主》里

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‎而是在他妈的《疤面煞星》里

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‎我从没看过这个电影

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‎我也没看过 没有女生看过

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‎但我们知道它的内容

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‎不是吧？

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‎她故意这么做的

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‎我们不该去个不那么高档的地方吗？

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‎只是找个地方洗澡而已

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‎我知道 但我没时间通过在线旅行社
‎安排我的行程 好吗？

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‎我只是…受不了这么脏的样子

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‎我觉得自己就像狼藉的马桶

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‎你觉得我们能订到房间吗？
‎这也太赶了吧

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‎这里很偏僻 没人会住这儿的

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‎很抱歉 我们的房间都订完了

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‎什么情况？

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‎这周末有人在这儿举办婚礼
‎所以房间都订满了 抱歉

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‎你们真的一间都不剩了吗？

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‎对 我就知道

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‎其实 我可以为你们提供
‎我们的总统套房

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‎最少要住两晚 但费用…

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‎我不想知道 我们就订这个

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‎我来就好 好吗？我请客

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‎两位女士是来出差 还是来玩的？

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‎-来玩
‎-出差

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‎-出差
‎-来玩

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‎就是和我最好的朋友一起过个周末

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‎我的闺蜜

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‎对吧？

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‎对

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‎谁他妈会在羚羊峡谷结婚呢？

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‎羚羊峡谷的人？

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‎我想是吧

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‎-詹
‎-杰夫

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‎-嘿
‎-嗨

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨 杰夫

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‎嗨 詹

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‎朱迪 这位是…
‎你认识我的邻居凯伦吧？

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‎-认识
‎-嗯 这位是她的丈夫杰夫

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‎-对 你好
‎-哎呀 凯伦人可好了

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‎-对 她人很好
‎-她来了吗？

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‎-没有
‎-真令人失望 好吧 那…

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‎是啊 我… 我是来出差的 所以…

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‎-不错
‎-你们来参加婚礼？

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‎-不是 我们就是闺蜜一起过个周末
‎-不错

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‎亲爱的 我买了咖啡

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‎“亲爱的”

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‎谢谢

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‎-詹 你能不能不要…
‎-好的

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‎-好的 没事
‎-只是…

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‎-好的
‎-好 不会

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‎我这样的唯一原因…

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‎不 我们从没来过这儿

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‎-我们从没来过这儿
‎-不用…

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‎好 再见

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‎谢谢 我只是… 谢谢… 该死

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‎天啊

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‎真不敢相信我们做到了

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‎我们还要处理掉他的车 不过…

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‎我觉得…

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‎我觉得我们不会有事的

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‎应该吧

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‎你想先冲个澡吗？

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‎不想

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‎要不要脱掉这身脏衣服 还是…

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‎你只想怪怪地望着窗外？

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‎嗯

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‎好吧

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‎嘿 来电了吗？

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‎嗯 刚来电

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‎那就好

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‎好个屁啊

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‎现在亨利、克里斯托弗
‎还有亨利古怪的朋友

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‎正伴着《耶稣基督万世巨星》跳舞

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‎好的 查理 别说脏话

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‎别说《耶稣基督万世巨星》的坏话
‎这音乐剧很精彩

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‎随便吧
‎我都不知道克里斯托弗怎么会在这儿

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‎本来家里只有我们自己
‎现在他们要他妈把我逼疯了

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‎好了 你知道吗？你干嘛不出去走走

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‎在外面说脏话 而不是待在家里
‎闷闷不乐呢？

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‎外面得有三十七摄氏度
‎我哪都去不了

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‎所以我才需要一辆车

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‎随着气候变化
‎这事只会变得越来越紧迫

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‎谢谢你向我说教

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‎为什么你是受气候变化影响最大的人

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‎查理 你很快就会有一辆车

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‎但眼下 就像我说的

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‎你会得到爸爸的自行车

216
00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,250
‎什么时候？

217
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,335
‎等我有时间去储藏间的时候

218
00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,503
‎我也得费一番周折呢

219
00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:06,587
‎随便吧

220
00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:11,008
‎我们明天从朱迪生病的姨妈家回来

221
00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,010
‎她姨妈生死未卜

222
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,388
‎-但我想她会渡过难关的
‎-太好了

223
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,682
‎好了 爱你 再见

224
00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:20,101
‎等等 你是说你爱我
‎爱到要给我买辆车 还是…

225
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,728
‎不是 我说我爱你 再见

226
00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:31,988
‎嘿 我需要给我手机充电
‎已经快没电了

227
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,371
‎没事吧？

228
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,000
‎还好

229
00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:48,754
‎那就好

230
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‎我知道…

231
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,925
‎昨晚的确让人难以承受 但我…

232
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,095
‎我觉得我们已经渡过了难关 朱迪

233
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,476
‎要不要

234
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,646
‎来点什么 比如…

235
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:10,192
‎要不要给你叫个水疗服务
‎比如做个按摩什么的？

236
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,238
‎你看 猫途鹰给了差不多三星评价

237
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,532
‎这句话好多余

238
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,617
‎不了 谢谢

239
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,201
‎你想来个美甲或足部护理吗？

240
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,747
‎我真的没心情
‎如果让你觉得烦的话 我很抱歉

241
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,291
‎天啊 朱迪 你没让我觉得烦 好吗？

242
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,794
‎你生我的气吗？

243
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,547
‎因为生我的气也没关系

244
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:40,640
‎没 我没生气

245
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,686
‎好吧 那你可以告诉我
‎我该做什么吗？

246
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,856
‎因为在这件事上
‎你是好人 而我是坏人

247
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:52,902
‎所以我得知道怎么能为你做件好事

248
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,572
‎因为你有点吓到我了

249
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,243
‎我只是现在不想讲话

250
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:04,580
‎好吧

251
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,418
‎我想我只是太累了

252
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,588
‎在森林里挖了六小时的坑

253
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,257
‎最后还把我的前未婚夫扔了进去

254
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,512
‎好吧

255
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:23,766
‎没问题

256
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,157
‎嘿

257
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,617
‎你醒了吗？

258
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,037
‎现在醒了

259
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,331
‎怎么了？

260
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,501
‎我有个想法

261
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:54,088
‎酒店大堂有个酒吧

262
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,006
‎名叫“耳语与眨眼酒吧”

263
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,883
‎我想也许…

264
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,386
‎我们可以下去…

265
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,471
‎为史蒂夫…

266
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,265
‎敬个酒

267
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,767
‎是吗？

268
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:11,021
‎是的 葬礼之后 人们不都这样吗？

269
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,064
‎对吧？

270
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,567
‎哀悼 饮酒…

271
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:16,610
‎把情绪发泄出来

272
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,868
‎-好的
‎-真的？

273
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,830
‎你说的是“猫胡须与翅膀酒吧”？

274
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,124
‎不是 怎么会是“猫胡须”呢？
‎不 是“耳语”

275
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,501
‎和“眨眼”…

276
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,298
‎但我需要你冲个澡

277
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,967
‎-因为…
‎-是吗？

278
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:42,803
‎因为…

279
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,721
‎我臭臭的？

280
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,474
‎不 只是你穿这身衣服很傻

281
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,433
‎衣服是你的

282
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:50,895
‎你好

283
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:51,979
‎嗨 两位喝点什么？

284
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,441
‎我们要两杯双份威士忌 好吗？好的

285
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,443
‎你们若是婚礼派对的 那酒水免费

286
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,486
‎我们其实…

287
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,989
‎对 新娘是我的远房表妹
‎我们就喝尊尼获加蓝牌威士忌

288
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,532
‎谢谢

289
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,287
‎-这里好吵
‎-这里是酒吧

290
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,498
‎谢谢

291
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,415
‎谢谢

292
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,753
‎敬史蒂夫

293
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:17,713
‎敬史蒂夫

294
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:27,181
‎你要不要说点他的事或者…

295
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,100
‎这里跟我想象的很不一样 所以我不…

296
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,101
‎好吧

297
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,603
‎我真的不知道说什么

298
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,355
‎嗯…

299
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,068
‎他长得很帅

300
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,654
‎-他不止帅吧
‎-对

301
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,571
‎当然了

302
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,697
‎你都不认识他

303
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,657
‎对 我不认识他

304
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,076
‎他很体贴人…

305
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:48,953
‎很善良

306
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,996
‎-嗯
‎-真的

307
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:51,914
‎好的

308
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,125
‎他以前总是为我做一些小事
‎让我感觉自己很特别

309
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,420
‎连他求婚的方式也很特别

310
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,047
‎是吗？他怎样…

311
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:01,882
‎他怎样求婚的？

312
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,717
‎找快闪族求的婚

313
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:05,761
‎真是…

314
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,846
‎真有趣

315
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,306
‎我以为那天我们只是去海滩的 突然

316
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,559
‎200个人跳了起来…

317
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,688
‎伴着辛蒂·罗波的歌曲
‎表演了精心设计的演出

318
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,857
‎真的很用心

319
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,027
‎他真的有
‎不曾向很多人展示的温柔一面

320
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,155
‎嗯

321
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,032
‎我知道你不喜欢他

322
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,910
‎你完全有理由不喜欢他

323
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,872
‎我知道他是什么人

324
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,707
‎我明白

325
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,502
‎但我爱他

326
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,215
‎他是第一个…

327
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,135
‎让我真正感到被爱的人

328
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,638
‎他并不总是完美的

329
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,726
‎但他是我的亲人

330
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,811
‎我明白

331
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,396
‎不是 我…

332
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,064
‎我明白你的意思

333
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,486
‎怎么了？

334
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,156
‎-怎么了？
‎-没事…

335
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,576
‎只是有件事我一直想告诉你 我从没…

336
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,953
‎从没找到合适的时机

337
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:13,871
‎什么事？

338
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,539
‎我不知道 算了

339
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,542
‎别 朱迪 你不能跟我讲有事要说
‎但又不告诉我

340
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,461
‎-你说得对 我也讨厌人们这样
‎-很烦人

341
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,545
‎-没错
‎-那就告诉我

342
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,463
‎好的

343
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,634
‎我们撞了特德后的…

344
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,594
‎那天早上…

345
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,930
‎我醒来后发现…

346
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,934
‎史蒂夫没在床上 所以我去到处找他…

347
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,479
‎后来我在我们最喜欢的
‎那块海滩上找到了他

348
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,983
‎他就坐在湿沙子上

349
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,779
‎他哭得像个孩子

350
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,743
‎并不是他不在乎发生的事

351
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,748
‎他被车祸吓坏了 但我觉得他无法…

352
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,292
‎表露自己的感情 明白吧？

353
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,463
‎但我觉得他在海滩上觉得安全

354
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,632
‎所以我才希望我们把他带到那里…

355
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,510
‎让他得以安息

356
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,096
‎嗯 我明白

357
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,641
‎我只是想要…

358
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,110
‎我只是…

359
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,572
‎我只是想要和他说再见

360
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,410
‎他总是很照顾我

361
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,954
‎我只是想也为他做点什么

362
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,547
‎怎么了？你没事吧？

363
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,467
‎对不起

364
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,262
‎真对不起

365
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,973
‎你应该和他说再见的

366
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,101
‎我和特德都道了别 而…

367
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,936
‎真对不起

368
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,563
‎-不
‎-这不公平

369
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,107
‎-别哭 我不想让你感到难过
‎-不要管我

370
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,442
‎-对不起
‎-不要管我

371
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,985
‎我想做什么就做什么

372
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,074
‎难怪史蒂夫那么爱你

373
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:16,994
‎因为你…

374
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:22,332
‎你他妈也许是全世界最善良的人

375
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,379
‎我太爱你了

376
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,423
‎真的

377
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341
‎我也爱你

378
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,390
‎你愿意当我的亲人吗？

379
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,935
‎愿意 我会当你的亲人

380
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,689
‎你们好

381
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,066
‎天啊

382
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,444
‎你们想跳舞吗？

383
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,237
‎-怎么…
‎-不想 谢谢你

384
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,532
‎-确定吗？
‎-天啊 你怎么回事？

385
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,826
‎你没见我们正忙着吗？

386
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,329
‎我朋友看起来想他妈的跳舞吗？

387
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,581
‎有点眼力见儿 白痴

388
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,836
‎人们都他妈怎么回事？

389
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,297
‎说真的！

390
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,759
‎可怜的家伙 他只是想跳个舞

391
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,676
‎天啊

392
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,972
‎“那两个女的像是要自杀的样子

393
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,058
‎也许她们想在跳桥之前

394
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,726
‎先好好跳个舞”

395
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,645
‎真是混蛋

396
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,063
‎真的是

397
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,064
‎天啊

398
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,150
‎其实我真的想要跳舞

399
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,318
‎-不会吧？
‎-不知道

400
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,362
‎-和那个人？
‎-不是 和你

401
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,364
‎和我 好吧

402
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,907
‎好

403
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,534
‎干杯

404
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:50,921
‎香槟

405
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,552
‎谢谢

406
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,806
‎天啊 等一下

407
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,933
‎我们怎么还没聊过杰夫？

408
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,393
‎杰夫！

409
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:47,436
‎天啊

410
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,937
‎天啊 可怜的凯伦！

411
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,398
‎我真为凯伦感到难过
‎就算我都不喜欢她

412
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,817
‎-好吗？
‎-好的 等等 我们有任何可能

413
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,196
‎认为那两个男人是生意伙伴吗？

414
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,948
‎-朱迪
‎-怎么了？

415
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:00,949
‎朱迪

416
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,035
‎-不是吗？
‎-那俩男人的老二可是合作无间

417
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,580
‎-敬凯伦
‎-敬凯伦！

418
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,878
‎-我们可以再喝两杯吗？
‎-对

419
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,880
‎我知道你们不是婚礼派对的人

420
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:15,839
‎-什么？
‎-什么？

421
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,424
‎你们欠我83美元

422
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:18,967
‎什么？

423
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,803
‎真是个讨厌鬼

424
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,055
‎赶紧滚

425
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,368
‎天啊…

426
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,581
‎喂？

427
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,169
‎等一下… 什么？

428
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:58,840
‎可恶

429
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,760
‎你确定是那只鸟？

430
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:02,678
‎是我们那只鸟？

431
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,971
‎亨利确定

432
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,390
‎发生什么了？

433
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,600
‎每个人都正玩得开心

434
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,104
‎然后我就进来两分钟
‎要做柠檬乳清干酪煎饼

435
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,480
‎就在我擦柠檬皮碎时

436
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,065
‎我听到了一声尖叫

437
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,234
‎但为时已晚 那只鸟已经死了

438
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,568
‎好 但怎么死的？

439
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,655
‎那只狗干的

440
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,574
‎可能只是动物的本能

441
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,909
‎-真对不起 詹
‎-天啊

442
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,370
‎我跟艾伦说过它需要经过专业训练

443
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,415
‎但你知道吗？这种行为很反常
‎阿黛尔没有攻击性

444
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,916
‎虽然它很傲娇

445
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,751
‎它不愿穿合成纤维织物

446
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,086
‎没事

447
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,046
‎没事 亲爱的 难过没关系的

448
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:39,881
‎我只…

449
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:44,094
‎我只希望自己当时能知道
‎那会是我最后一次和那只鸟玩

450
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,388
‎我就会和它说再见

451
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,810
‎你仍能和它说再见

452
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,943
‎主啊 我们谦卑地

453
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:04,614
‎将我们的兄弟姐妹和小鸟托付到

454
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,074
‎你的手中

455
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,370
‎你用仁慈的爱拥抱他们这一生

456
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:11,705
‎所以现在

457
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,582
‎请你拯救他们脱离邪恶

458
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,375
‎让他们永远安息

459
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,962
‎让我们从悲伤中找到安慰

460
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:22,132
‎找到一起经历痛失所爱煎熬的

461
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,050
‎勇气

462
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:25,886
‎阿门

463
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,435
‎朱迪 你唱首歌好吗？

464
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,104
‎是啊 好吗？

465
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:39,483
‎好的

466
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,271
‎我爱你

467
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:32,911
‎我好想你

468
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:03,024
‎-开车 白痴！
‎-你他妈听我说！

469
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,317
‎不要这么敏感！

470
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:42,522
‎嗨 詹

471
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,440
‎嗨

472
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,317
‎我们很抱歉打扰你

473
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,651
‎没关系

474
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,069
‎嗨 珊迪

475
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,030
‎希望我们没把你从睡梦中吵醒

476
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,448
‎现在… 才8点

477
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:53,158
‎我没有睡觉

478
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,076
‎珊迪有话要说

479
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:57,621
‎是不是？

480
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,706
‎事关那只鸟

481
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:02,125
‎好的

482
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,293
‎是我杀死的

483
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,212
‎你杀死的？

484
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,255
‎我当时是要阻止它飞走

485
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,674
‎但我想我当时用手攥得太紧了

486
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,010
‎我没想到鸟类那么脆弱

487
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,513
‎但那是个意外

488
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,306
‎对吧？

489
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,560
‎是的

490
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,145
‎对不起

491
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,274
‎-好的
‎-真对不起

492
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:31,154
‎我很感激你经常让珊迪过来玩

493
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,658
‎希望这事不会改变什么

494
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,202
‎她需要朋友

495
00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,498
‎好了

496
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:46,044
‎我们让詹回屋休息吧

497
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:47,587
‎谢谢

498
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,635
‎我只是…希望我不用告诉亨利

499
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:57,013
‎他是我最好的朋友 我不想失去他

500
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,059
‎你知道吗？

501
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:03,770
‎你不必告诉他

502
00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:04,729
‎真的？

503
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,106
‎真的

504
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,023
‎没关系

505
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,526
‎我觉得有时候

506
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,821
‎比起了解真相 人们更需要朋友

507
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,324
‎-不是吧 珊迪…
‎-你现在可以走了

508
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:58,867
‎对不起

509
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,041
‎（致启者：
‎我爱过的人拿的这块石头）

510
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,209
‎（他想把它送回家
‎我们俩都感到很抱歉）

511
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:15,342
‎（石化森林国家公园）

512
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:30,690
‎晚安

513
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,151
‎好好睡

514
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,102
‎天啊

515
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,483
‎真有你的 老妈！

516
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,582
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