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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎天啊，我要尿尿

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‎那就不要喝這麼多水

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‎可是喉嚨裡有很多沙

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‎-那就喝點水
‎-好

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‎糟了

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‎-不會吧
‎-怎樣？

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‎我手機在包包裡嗎？

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‎-什麼？
‎-我手機

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‎麻煩妳看我包包
‎手機有沒有在裡面？

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‎沒看到

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‎靠，這下慘了

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‎手機好像掉在那裡

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‎-什麼？
‎-對

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‎妳不會那麼粗心，怎麼會？

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‎-不知道
‎-一定掉在車上

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‎沒有，茱蒂，我們要掉頭回去

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‎天啊，要是掉在洞裡怎麼辦？

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‎-天啊
‎-天啊

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‎-等等，我打一下
‎-不要打啦

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‎-為什麼？
‎-妳瘋了嗎？

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‎-怎麼會？
‎-要是手機在洞裡響

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‎就像用擴音器在說

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‎大家快來看，這裡有屍體

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‎-妳說得對，我瘋了
‎-這下死定了

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‎死定了啦，這…

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‎找到了

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‎沒事了

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‎沒事

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‎天啊，那台警車在跟我們嗎？

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‎是嗎？

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‎怎麼可能不是？就跟在我們後面

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‎我知道

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‎我不想這樣說，但我們是

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‎兩個中年白人女人開一台賓士車

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‎我知道，謝謝妳讓我知道妳的特權

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‎但我們也剛埋了一具屍體

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‎沒人知道

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‎靠邊停車

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‎糟了

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‎車上有鏟子

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‎我們在做園藝

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‎天啊，在森林裡？

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‎妳覺得森林裡的人怎麼有食物？

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‎我們在森林裡種果樹嗎？

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‎是採集料理用的莓果

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‎-就說我們在種採集料理的莓果
‎-我們是莓果農

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‎知道了，天啊

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‎-哪種莓果？
‎-不知道

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‎覆盆子？

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‎現在不是覆盆子的季節

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‎-算了，不要說話就好
‎-好

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‎-什麼都不要說，茱蒂
‎-我不會說

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‎不然催油門開走

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‎-不行啦
‎-我…

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‎-你好
‎-你好嗎？

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‎值得嗎？

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‎什麼？

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‎妳犯了罪

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‎沒有

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‎妳在開車

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‎只要手拿手機，就是在犯罪

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‎-我不知道
‎-什麼事這麼重要

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‎妳要邊開車邊看手機？

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‎衛星導航

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‎-地圖
‎-對

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‎我沒辦法…

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‎不需要衛星導航
‎我能告訴妳們這是哪裡

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‎慘兮溪

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‎只是鬧妳們的

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‎但妳會吃上罰單

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‎妳應該看看自己的表情

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‎-天啊
‎-嚇死我了

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‎-請給我駕照和行照
‎-是

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‎妳真的沒辦法等到回旅館嗎？

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‎我已經憋了六小時

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‎不好意思

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‎那個…

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‎那個是什麼派？

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‎櫻桃派

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‎那…好吃嗎？

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‎是櫻桃派

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‎不是

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‎有些櫻桃派很難吃
‎那個呢？那個是…

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‎櫻桃派

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‎好吧，那我要櫻桃派

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‎真不敢相信我們被開罰單

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‎這下有我們來過這裡的紀錄

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‎討厭的香蒂

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‎這個派好乾

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‎-妳要吃一點嗎？
‎-不要

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‎天啊

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‎真是全身痠痛

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‎感覺好像脊椎要從我背後爬出來

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‎妳真的不餓嗎？這裡有鬆餅

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‎我不餓

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‎聽我說

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‎我很過意不去

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‎我們沒辦法

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‎加上更多

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‎妳要的心靈儀式
‎來完成我們剛做的事，但…

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‎我們不能冒被抓到的風險，茱蒂

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‎我們一定要速戰速決，對嗎？

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‎對，沒錯

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‎但我們花了很久時間
‎根本就不是速戰速決

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‎-對，我們要…
‎-續杯嗎？

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‎麻煩妳，謝謝，瑪法

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‎瑪法，可以給我一點鮮奶油嗎？

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‎派有點乾，謝謝

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‎聽好，我只是說我們沒有時間

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‎磨蹭

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‎-我不是要磨蹭
‎-妳懂我的意思

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‎我只是想唱首歌給史帝夫聽
‎或是說幾句話

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‎我知道

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‎但我們不知道四下有沒有人
‎隔牆有耳

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‎我道歉，要是我有點固執

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‎我們不能停下來唱哈利該死的路亞

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‎只是讓妳知道…

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‎謝謝

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‎我不是要唱那首歌

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‎我知道那過時了

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‎我只是想給…

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‎給那一刻一種隆重感

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‎我知道，這就是我的意思，茱蒂

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‎不是每件事都像

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‎迪士尼電影的片頭
‎有閃耀的城堡，好嗎？

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‎我們不是在演《白雪公主》

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‎我們是《疤面煞星》

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‎我沒看過

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‎我也沒看過，沒女生看過

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‎但我們知道那個意思

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‎真的假的？

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‎她是故意的

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‎不是應該要住小旅館嗎？

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‎只是洗個澡休息而已

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‎我知道，但我沒時間
‎上旅遊優惠網找，好嗎？

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‎髒成這樣我沒辦法忍受

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‎感覺好像兄弟會的馬桶

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‎我們會有房間嗎？這麼臨時

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‎這裡鳥不生蛋的，沒人會住這裡

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‎很抱歉，我們客滿了

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‎現在是怎樣？

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‎這個週末有場婚禮
‎客房都被訂滿了，很抱歉

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‎真的一間房間都沒有？

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‎我就知道

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‎其實我能提供妳總統套房

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‎最少要住兩晚，但房價…

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‎我不想知道，我們要了

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‎我來付，好嗎？我請客

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‎妳們是來洽公還是旅遊？

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‎-旅遊
‎-洽公

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‎-洽公
‎-旅遊

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‎只是跟好姊妹來過姊妹淘週末

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‎我的閨密

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‎對嗎？

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‎對

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‎到底誰會在羚羊谷結婚啊？

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‎羚羊谷的人？

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‎應該是吧

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‎-珍
‎-傑夫

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‎-妳好
‎-你好

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‎-妳好
‎-你好，傑夫

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‎妳好，珍

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‎茱蒂，這位是…

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‎妳知道我鄰居凱倫嗎？

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‎-知道
‎-這是她老公傑夫

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‎-是，妳好
‎-原來，凱倫人很好

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‎-對，她很好
‎-她有來嗎？

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‎-沒有
‎-好掃興喔，那好吧

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‎我只是來洽公的，所以…

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‎-很好
‎-妳們是來參加婚禮嗎？

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‎-不是，只是來過姊妹淘週末
‎-好玩

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‎咖啡買好了，寶貝

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‎寶貝

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‎謝謝

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‎-珍，麻煩妳不要…
‎-好的

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‎-沒問題
‎-就…

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‎-好
‎-不客氣

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‎我這樣說只是因為…

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‎我們沒來過這裡

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‎-我們沒來過
‎-不用走那麼快

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‎好，再見

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‎謝謝，我…完了

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‎天啊

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‎真不敢相信我們那樣做了

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‎還要處理掉他的車，但…

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‎我想…

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‎搞不好我們會沒事

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‎應該是吧

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‎妳要先洗澡嗎？

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‎不要

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‎要換掉那身髒衣服還是…

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‎妳只想詭異的盯著那扇窗戶看？

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‎對

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‎好吧

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‎兒子，電來了嗎？

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‎剛恢復正常了

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‎太好了

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‎才不好

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‎現在亨利、克里斯多夫
‎和亨利的怪朋友

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‎在跳《萬世巨星》

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‎注意你的說話，查理

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‎不要酸《萬世巨星》，那個節目很好

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‎隨便，我不知道克里斯多夫來幹嘛

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‎我們原本好好的
‎現在我快被他們吵死了

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‎好，不然你去外面散步

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‎到外面說幹話
‎不要只會在那裡生悶氣

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‎外面37度，我沒辦法散步

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‎所以我才需要車

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‎氣候變遷只會讓我更急需要車

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‎是喔，謝謝你的說教讓我知道

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‎氣候變遷對你影響最大的原因

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‎查理，你很快會有自己的車

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‎但現在就像我說的

215
00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:00,790
‎你先騎你爸的腳踏車

216
00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,250
‎那是幾時的事？

217
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,335
‎等我有空去儲藏室再說

218
00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,503
‎那是一大折磨

219
00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:06,587
‎隨便

220
00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:11,008
‎我們在茱蒂生病的阿姨家
‎明天就會回去

221
00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,010
‎她的病情不太穩定

222
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,388
‎-但她會撐過去的
‎-太好了

223
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,682
‎那好吧，愛你，再見

224
00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:20,101
‎等等，妳是說愛我
‎要買台車給我還是…

225
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,728
‎不是，我說我愛你，再見

226
00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:31,988
‎我只是要充電手機，講到沒電了

227
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,621
‎我們沒事吧？

228
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,083
‎沒事

229
00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:48,754
‎好

230
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,172
‎我知道…

231
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,925
‎昨晚讓人一下很難接受，但我…

232
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,095
‎我覺得我們應該能放心了，茱蒂

233
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,602
‎妳有沒有…

234
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,855
‎想吃什麼還是…

235
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:10,359
‎要我幫妳訂水療服務
‎舒服的按摩什麼的嗎？

236
00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:14,488
‎妳看旅遊評論網站給它快要三顆星

237
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,532
‎不知道印那個要做什麼

238
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,617
‎不用，謝謝

239
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,368
‎妳要修指甲修腳嗎？都不要？

240
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,747
‎我沒心情，要是那煩到妳很抱歉

241
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,291
‎天啊，茱蒂，妳沒煩到我，好嗎？

242
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,794
‎妳在氣我嗎？

243
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,631
‎因為妳可以氣我

244
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:40,723
‎我沒氣妳

245
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,686
‎那拜託妳告訴我該怎麼做

246
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,856
‎因為通常妳是好人，我是壞人

247
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:52,902
‎所以就告訴我能怎麼做
‎才能讓妳好過一點

248
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,447
‎因為妳有點嚇到我了

249
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,160
‎我只是現在不想說話

250
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:04,830
‎好

251
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,418
‎我應該只是太累吧

252
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,588
‎在森林裡挖洞挖了六小時

253
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,424
‎最後把我前未婚夫棄屍在洞裡

254
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,512
‎是啊

255
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:23,849
‎當然了

256
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,157
‎妳好

257
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,617
‎妳醒了嗎？

258
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,246
‎現在醒了

259
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,331
‎怎麼了？

260
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,501
‎我有個想法

261
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,213
‎樓下大廳有個酒吧叫做

262
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,006
‎細語媚眼

263
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,883
‎我只是想說也許…

264
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,469
‎我們能到樓下…

265
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,596
‎喝酒敬…

266
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,265
‎史帝夫

267
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,767
‎真的嗎？

268
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:11,147
‎對，葬禮後不是都要那樣做？

269
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,064
‎對嗎？

270
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,775
‎哀悼、喝酒…

271
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,652
‎讓情緒都發洩出來

272
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,951
‎-好
‎-好嗎？

273
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,830
‎妳剛是說鬍子翅膀嗎？

274
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,124
‎不是，怎麼會是鬍子？是細語

275
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,876
‎還有媚眼

276
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:32,835
‎像這樣

277
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,298
‎但妳要先去洗澡

278
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,092
‎-因為…
‎-是嗎？

279
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:42,803
‎只是因為…

280
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,721
‎我很臭？

281
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,474
‎不是，妳穿那件衣服看起來很笨

282
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,433
‎衣服是妳的

283
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:50,853
‎你好

284
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:51,979
‎妳好，需要什麼？

285
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,441
‎我們要兩杯雙份威士忌，好嗎？好

286
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,443
‎要是婚禮賓客，酒是免費招待

287
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,486
‎我們其實…

288
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,989
‎新娘是我表姊的女兒
‎那我們要約翰走路藍牌

289
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,532
‎謝謝

290
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,454
‎-這裡好吵
‎-這是酒吧

291
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,498
‎謝謝

292
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,415
‎謝謝

293
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,753
‎敬史帝夫

294
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:17,713
‎敬史帝夫

295
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:27,181
‎妳想聊些他的事還是…

296
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,100
‎我沒想到是這樣，所以我…

297
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,101
‎好

298
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,853
‎我真的不知道該說什麼

299
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,355
‎那…

300
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,068
‎他長得很帥

301
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,654
‎-他不只人帥
‎-對

302
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,571
‎當然

303
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,697
‎妳不瞭解他

304
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,657
‎沒錯

305
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,243
‎他很體貼

306
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,036
‎也很貼心

307
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,996
‎-好
‎-真的

308
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:51,914
‎好

309
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,125
‎他以前常做這些小事
‎讓我覺得自己很特別

310
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,420
‎連他求婚的方式也是

311
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,172
‎是嗎？什麼…

312
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,049
‎他怎麼求婚的？

313
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,051
‎找來快閃族

314
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,761
‎那…

315
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,846
‎真好玩

316
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,306
‎我以為我們只是
‎要去海灘玩一天，但後來

317
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,684
‎兩百個人突然衝出來

318
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,688
‎放辛蒂羅波的歌跳了一整段編舞

319
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,857
‎真的很細心

320
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,027
‎很少人看過他溫柔的一面

321
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,155
‎好

322
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,032
‎我知道妳不喜歡他

323
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,910
‎妳是情有可原的

324
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,122
‎我瞭解他的為人

325
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,707
‎我懂

326
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,502
‎但我愛過他

327
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,299
‎他是第一個…

328
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,260
‎真的讓我感覺被愛的人

329
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,763
‎他不是完美的人

330
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,726
‎但他是我的男人

331
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,395
‎我知道

332
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,396
‎我…

333
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,148
‎我懂妳的意思

334
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,486
‎怎樣？

335
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,156
‎-怎麼了？
‎-沒有

336
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,576
‎只是有一件事我很想告訴妳

337
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,953
‎卻一直找不到時機

338
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,539
‎-什麼事？
‎-算我沒說好了

339
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,542
‎茱蒂，妳不能說有事要告訴我
‎然後又不說

340
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,461
‎-妳說得對，我討厭人家那樣
‎-很煩人

341
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,545
‎-對
‎-有話就說

342
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,463
‎好吧

343
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,634
‎我們撞死泰德後…

344
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,594
‎隔天早上

345
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,013
‎我醒來發現…

346
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,934
‎史帝夫不在床上，我就去找他

347
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,270
‎結果發現他在我們最喜歡的海灘角落

348
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,983
‎他就坐在濕沙上

349
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,904
‎像個小孩子一樣大哭

350
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,910
‎他並非對發生的事漠不關心

351
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,748
‎他很傷心，但我覺得他沒辦法

352
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,376
‎表露他的情感

353
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,463
‎但我覺得海灘讓他有安全感

354
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,632
‎所以我才想說把他海葬

355
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,510
‎讓他安息

356
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,096
‎我懂

357
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,641
‎我只是想…

358
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,110
‎我只是…

359
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,781
‎我只是想跟他道別

360
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,410
‎他生前一直很照顧我

361
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,954
‎我也只是想為他做點什麼

362
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,547
‎怎麼了？妳沒事吧？

363
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,467
‎對不起

364
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,262
‎我很抱歉

365
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,973
‎妳應該跟他道別的

366
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,101
‎我有跟泰德道別…

367
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,936
‎我很抱歉

368
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,563
‎-不是
‎-這樣不公平

369
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,107
‎-不要哭，我不要妳難過
‎-不用安慰我

370
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,442
‎-對不起
‎-不要安慰我

371
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,110
‎我想做什麼都可以

372
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,074
‎難怪史帝夫愛妳

373
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:16,994
‎因為妳…

374
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:22,332
‎妳是全世界最善良的人

375
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,379
‎我好愛妳

376
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,423
‎真的

377
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341
‎我好愛妳

378
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,390
‎妳願意當我的姊妹嗎？

379
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,935
‎我願意當妳的姊妹

380
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,689
‎妳好

381
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,066
‎天啊

382
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,444
‎妳們想跳舞嗎？

383
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,488
‎-搞什麼…
‎-不想，謝謝

384
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,532
‎-妳確定？
‎-天啊，不好意思

385
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,826
‎你沒看到我們哭到一半嗎？

386
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,329
‎我朋友看起來像想跳舞嗎？

387
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,581
‎不要那麼白目，混蛋

388
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:08,045
‎大家到底是怎麼搞的？

389
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,297
‎真的假的

390
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,759
‎可憐的傢伙，他只是想跳舞

391
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,676
‎天啊

392
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,972
‎他心想那兩個女的
‎看起來好像想自殺的樣子

393
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,058
‎說不定她們想痛快跳支舞

394
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,851
‎再去跳河

395
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,645
‎真是大混蛋

396
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,063
‎真的是

397
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,064
‎天啊

398
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,150
‎我其實有點想跳舞

399
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,318
‎-搞什麼？
‎-我不知道

400
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,487
‎-跟那個人跳？
‎-不是，跟妳跳啦

401
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,364
‎跟我跳，好

402
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,907
‎好啊

403
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,700
‎敬妳

404
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:50,921
‎香檳

405
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,552
‎謝謝

406
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,806
‎天啊，等等

407
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,058
‎我們怎麼沒聊到傑夫？

408
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,393
‎傑夫

409
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:47,436
‎天啊

410
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,937
‎天啊，可憐的凱倫

411
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,398
‎我很同情凱倫，我根本不喜歡凱倫

412
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,817
‎-好嗎？
‎-等等，有沒有可能

413
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,404
‎那兩個男人是同事？

414
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,948
‎-茱蒂
‎-怎樣？

415
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:00,949
‎茱蒂

416
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,243
‎-不是嗎？
‎-那兩個男人是同志

417
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,663
‎-敬凱倫
‎-敬凱倫

418
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,878
‎-麻煩再來兩杯
‎-對

419
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,880
‎我知道妳們不是婚禮賓客

420
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:15,964
‎-你說什麼？
‎-什麼？

421
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,174
‎妳們欠我83元

422
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:18,967
‎什麼？

423
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,803
‎爛男人

424
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,055
‎快滾出去

425
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,822
‎靠

426
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,826
‎克里斯多夫

427
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,581
‎喂？

428
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,378
‎等等…什麼？

429
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:58,840
‎糟糕

430
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,760
‎確定是那隻鳥嗎？

431
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:02,678
‎我們的鳥？

432
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,971
‎亨利很確定

433
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,473
‎怎麼回事？

434
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,600
‎當時大家都玩得很開心

435
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,104
‎然後我進來這裡兩分鐘
‎做檸檬起司鬆餅

436
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,480
‎我在磨檸檬皮時

437
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,065
‎聽到一聲尖叫

438
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,234
‎我趕去就太遲了，鳥已經死了

439
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,568
‎好，但怎麼會？

440
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,822
‎被狗狗咬死的

441
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,574
‎可能就是動物本能

442
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,909
‎-很抱歉，珍
‎-天啊

443
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,370
‎我跟艾倫說過
‎需要送牠去接受專業訓練

444
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,415
‎但這不像牠，艾黛兒沒有攻擊性

445
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,916
‎牠很愛虛榮

446
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,751
‎牠不會戴假貨

447
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,086
‎沒關係

448
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,213
‎寶貝，難過沒關係

449
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:39,965
‎我只是…

450
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,094
‎真希望當時我知道
‎那是我最後一次跟鳥玩

451
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,555
‎這樣我就能跟牠道別了

452
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,810
‎你還能跟牠道別

453
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,152
‎主啊，我們謙恭的

454
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:04,865
‎將我們的兄弟姊妹和小鳥

455
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,241
‎交託在祢手上

456
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,620
‎這一生祢用溫暖的愛擁抱他們

457
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,705
‎所以現在

458
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,582
‎救他們脫離罪惡

459
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,375
‎賜給他們永遠的安息

460
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,962
‎讓我們的悲傷有祢的安慰

461
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,882
‎讓我們有勇氣一起度過

462
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,133
‎這次難關

463
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:25,886
‎阿門

464
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,435
‎茱蒂，妳可以唱首歌嗎？

465
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,104
‎可以嗎？

466
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,483
‎當然可以

467
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,271
‎我愛妳

468
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:32,911
‎我好想妳

469
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,190
‎快開車，笨女人

470
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,108
‎給我聽好

471
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,317
‎不要這麼敏感

472
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:42,522
‎妳好，珍

473
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,440
‎妳好

474
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,317
‎很抱歉打擾妳

475
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,735
‎沒關係

476
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,069
‎妳好，香蒂

477
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,030
‎希望我們沒有吵醒妳睡覺

478
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,448
‎現在才8點

479
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:53,158
‎我還沒睡

480
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,076
‎香蒂有話要說

481
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:57,621
‎對嗎？

482
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,706
‎關於那隻鳥的事

483
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:02,125
‎好

484
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,293
‎是我捏死鳥的

485
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,212
‎是嗎？

486
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,255
‎我是不想讓牠飛走

487
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,591
‎但我捏得太用力了

488
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,010
‎我不知道鳥身體裡大部分都是水

489
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,513
‎但那是不小心的

490
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,306
‎對嗎？

491
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,769
‎對

492
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,145
‎對不起

493
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,274
‎-好
‎-我很抱歉

494
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:31,238
‎很謝謝妳常讓香蒂過來妳家

495
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,824
‎希望妳不會排斥她

496
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,202
‎她需要朋友

497
00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,706
‎好吧

498
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:46,044
‎我們就不要打擾珍了

499
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:47,587
‎謝謝

500
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,677
‎我…希望我不用告訴亨利

501
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:57,013
‎他是我的好朋友，我不想失去他

502
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,059
‎這樣好了

503
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:03,436
‎妳不用告訴他

504
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:05,021
‎真的嗎？

505
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,106
‎真的

506
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,023
‎沒關係

507
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,609
‎我想有時候

508
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,821
‎比起真相，人更需要朋友

509
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,324
‎-香蒂，快過來
‎-妳能走了

510
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:58,867
‎對不起

511
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,041
‎（敬啟者
‎我愛過的人拿走這塊石頭）

512
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,209
‎（他想把石頭物歸原位
‎我們都很抱歉）

513
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:15,342
‎（石化森林國家公園）

514
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:30,690
‎晚安

515
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,151
‎好好睡吧

516
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:06,935
‎天啊

517
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,483
‎好啊，媽

518
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,582
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