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This is Roscoe.
The guy I was telling you about.
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So you're a private detective?
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That sweet, innocent little girl
you got up there,
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she stole the identity of a dead kid.
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How is that possible?
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I can show what she's doing
if you want to see it.
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She eats canned soup, she prays,
she goes to sleep.
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-Then it gets a little weird.
-What do you mean "weird"?
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It's okay now.
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-Why us?
-I knew I'd be happy here.
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Was that your first time
being on television too, Leanne?
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Yes, Dorothy.
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-What's your name?
-Leanne.
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Dorothy!
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-Good morning, Mr. Turner.
-Kick her in the ass for me, would ya?
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Dorothy?
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Dorothy.
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Hi.
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Leanne.
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Mr. Turner's waiting for you.
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Yes, he needs the car.
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So, he's driving me all week.
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He's been acting so strange lately.
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Have you noticed anything?
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Strange. How?
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I don't know.
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Nice.
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Sean's not nice to anyone.
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It's not in him.
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Unless he wants something...
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or if he's done something
he shouldn't have.
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I bet that's it.
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You're with him all week.
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If you knew something,
you'd let me know, right?
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I really don't think that Mr. Turner's
having an affair, Dorothy.
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"An affair"?
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Who said anything about an affair?
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It was the furthest thing from my mind
until you put it there.
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Ready when you are.
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Two shakes of a lamb's tail.
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Well...
Sean's pitching restaurants this week.
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Hence the jacket
he thinks makes him look 25.
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Still oiling yourself into that skirt,
I see.
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There's the Sean we all know and love.
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I'm not gonna be around much this week,
but you'll be all right on your own?
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I won't be by myself.
I'll have Jericho for company.
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Are you warm? You're warm.
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Okay, let's go.
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Okay, ready?
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So much fun, right?
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I won.
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That's how it done, son.
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Hi, sweetie. Hi. There you go.
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There you go. Hey.
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Hey.
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You left the front door open.
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I came in through the side entrance.
Sean gave me the access code.
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There's a key under the grill
if you ever get locked out.
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Did I scare you?
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No.
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Bet I know something that will.
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What is it?
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Open it and see.
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Crickets.
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Sean asked me to drop them off
and do a few hours of prep work.
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You must get a lot of them back home.
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I used to hear them at night.
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Now I only hear cars.
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What do they taste like?
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Chicken.
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Are you serious?
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You can't leave this on the sidewalk.
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Not around here.
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Some of them won't even check
if it's empty.
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Thank you.
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I was distracted.
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You're with the Turners? Sean and Dorothy?
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I'm the nanny, Leanne.
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I'm Wanda. This is Olivia. Say hi.
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I've seen you both in the neighborhood.
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Yeah, we've been locked out all morning.
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I'm always forgetting my keys.
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Nice place.
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They keep it warm too.
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Would you like to stay for a drink?
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Where you from, Leanne?
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Wisconsin.
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Big family?
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Just me.
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How much did they pay for this house?
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I don't know.
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We can look it up.
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Move over.
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You were telling me about home. Wyoming?
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Wisconsin.
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But I always wanted to travel more.
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Somewhere like Asia, maybe?
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My aunt, she had this book on Japan.
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Did you know that a whole city
was wiped out by a bomb?
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Yeah, no shit.
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Hey, I gotta run.
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Hi.
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Is everything okay here?
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Everything's fine. You can go.
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Okay then.
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See? They doubled their fucking money.
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Fuck!
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I have to take this.
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So, how old are you, Olivia?
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Six.
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How old do you think I am?
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Thirty?
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Man, fuck that guy.
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Is everything okay?
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I have to go into town, pay a fine
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or your fucking country
is gonna deport my boyfriend.
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Can you do me a favor?
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Yeah, of course.
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Watch her for an hour?
She's scared of the subways.
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She can stay here.
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Okay. Change of clothes, favorite toy,
everything she cries for is in there.
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And don't feed her.
She's fucking allergic to everything.
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I'll just be one hour, no more.
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If we don't wake Jericho,
we can play a game.
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Okay.
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Ninety-seven, 98, 99, 100.
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Ready or not, here I come.
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Olivia? What happened?
Did you see somebody?
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A man. He ran outside.
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I'm sorry.
My boyfriend and I got in a fight.
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It's okay.
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We had fun, didn't we?
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-I can take her home now.
-Okay.
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I owe you one.
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You can come back anytime. Both of you.
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What do we say to our new friend?
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Thank you, Leanne.
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Bye.
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Okay.
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We all love a free touch-up at the mall,
but if hygiene fanatics get their way,
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what you're seeing now
may soon be considered a criminal act.
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I spoke with some shoppers this morning
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and asked them how they felt
about the proposed ban.
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It doesn't really affect me
as I'm allergic to most--
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-Do you like cake?
-Cake?
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Carlo's on Fisher and Third,
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they do the most incredible coffee sponge.
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Would you like a slice?
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Yes, please.
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Well, so, it's about 40 minutes there
and back if you get the 15.
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But it's so worth it.
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And you keep the change for yourself.
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Hello?
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Look at this thing.
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I've got Moon base Alpha
planted on my face.
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I don't get cold sores.
I thought I was one of the immune people.
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I'm gonna be trending by tonight,
just you wait and see.
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Hashtag Dorothy Turner has herpes.
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You didn't eat your cake.
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My what?
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Sean and I had an early night.
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That was so sweet of you
to go all that way to get it, though.
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Anytime, Dorothy.
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-Yes.
-Hi, I'm Leanne from down the street.
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Is Wanda home?
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Wanda?
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Yeah, I met her and Olivia yesterday.
Your daughter is very sweet.
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I think you've made a mistake.
We don't have children.
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Where did you say you were from?
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I'm sorry, I...
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Take it from a woman who's tried
every diet from Atkins to Zone,
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nothing burns those inches off
like trampolining.
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With heart disease amongst young adults
on a steep increase,
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residents of Philadelphia are being
encouraged to get up, get active...
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Yes, yes.
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-Where did you get this?
-The cellar.
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-What were you doing down there?
-I didn't touch any of the wine.
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What?
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So, Greek or Indian?
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How's our boy today? Hi.
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He's good.
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I can't taste either of it, so...
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Leanne. Will you eat with us?
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I was just going to have soup.
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You do love that soup, don't you?
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Well, I'm ordering, so let me know
if you change your mind.
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Okay.
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Hi. It's okay. It's okay.
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-Look, I know.
-She's never gonna know.
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I ain't doing it.
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Is it completely necessary?
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You need to stop making everything
so comfortable for this freak.
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Let her know she's not welcome.
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That's your answer? Practical jokes?
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If it was left to me,
I'd shut the heating off in her room.
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Drive her out of the fucking house.
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Sean?
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Sean?
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Dorothy's calling for you, Mr. Turner.
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Sean.
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Run to her, bitch.
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-I can't wait till you get married.
-Yeah, you're really selling it.
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See yourself out.
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-Call me tomorrow.
-Yeah.
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Leanne. Can you help me, please?
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Here. Can you just squeeze right here?
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I'm replacing that headboard today.
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Well, I sleep in the same bed as you,
God help me,
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and I don't have any splinters.
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That's 'cause your skin's so thick.
You're, like, two-thirds rhinoceros.
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Do you want me to help you or not?
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I retract my previous statement.
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Got it.
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Wow.
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Don't touch it.
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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Is this okay?
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Fuck, I don't care.
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How long do you think you'll be with them?
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These Turners.
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'Cause, if you're interested,
I have a family in Fairmount,
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they'll pay you 600 a week, cash.
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That's more than you make here, no?
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I couldn't leave Jericho.
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The really young ones like you,
the mothers don't worry so much.
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That's why they'll pay more.
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Make it while you still can.
That's my advice.
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I said no.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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I didn't know there was anything wrong
with the onesie.
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What?
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And I didn't have to go all that way
to get her a stupid cake.
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If she wanted me out of the house,
she could've just asked.
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What are you talking about?
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Put your hand in front of your mouth.
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And he cries more when she's in the house.
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He doesn't cry for me.
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Not once, not ever.
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Olivia?
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Olivia?
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Wait... Okay.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, she can't breathe.
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She's in anaphylactic shock.
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Fucking allergies.
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I need her pen.
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Where's her fucking pen?
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You don't live on this street,
do you, Wanda?
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What?
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00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:07,044
Who sent you?
Who told you to be my friend?
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-It wasn't like that. He was--
-Who?
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Julian! His name is Julian, okay?
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He works with my family.
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He gave me $300.
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Ask a few questions,
encourage you to leave.
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That's all.
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Please. Please help me!
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Can I borrow you for five minutes?
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When you deep-fry these little critters,
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their innards shrink,
and the shell hardens,
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creating little pockets
in the abdomen and thorax,
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allowing me to inject
a reduction of katemfe fruit,
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which is 2,000 times sweeter than sugar.
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So, just a few drops is like putting
an entire sugar cube into each insect,
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which, obviously, I could not do.
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Now, I know they're gross,
so if you don't want to...
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My aunt used to say
that when a cricket came into your home...
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something bad was coming.
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What's coming, Leanne?
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Sticky.
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It's like caramel popcorn.
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I could drizzle them in beurre suzette,
serve 'em like this.
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Couldn't do this without you.