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《靈異女僕》

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早安，喬治

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喬治在哪裡？

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他離開了

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是嗎？什麼時候？

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昨晚

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他一定是去帶傑瑞可過來

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我確定他會回來吃午餐

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妳說妳爸要帶某人來？

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什麼？

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來吃午餐，妳好像說妳爸要帶女伴

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對，蔻特妮，荳蔻的蔻

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我們沒必要這麼大費周章

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要，有必要

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今天傑瑞可需要家人的陪伴

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這是他的第一個聖誕節

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所以有我、妳、朱利安、法蘭克
蔻特妮，荳蔻的蔻，與莉安？

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對，當然有莉安，我們應該也算喬治一份

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好，所以有七個人

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那我最好也煮了牠兄弟

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很好

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我們會讓他們過一個
完美的透納家族聖誕節

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他們不能就這樣把他帶回去

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顯然史恩有不同的想法

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加上桃樂絲不穩定的精神狀態

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問太多問題不會有好下場

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我們可是花了洪荒之力才阻止她報警

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所以才要簽約

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我一直是怎麼教你的？

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口頭協議比不上白紙黑字

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我不懂，所以他們究竟有沒有寶寶？

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這不關妳的事，蔻特妮
但他們很久以前有過寶寶

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等等，但他們今晚是在等誰的寶寶？

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天啊，妳放聰明一點

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他們有過寶寶，然後寶寶變成假的

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後來它被真的寶寶取代
現在又變成假的了

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但這次，桃樂絲知情

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而且她正等著威斯康辛州雪怪
隨時帶著真的寶寶過來

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妳聽懂了嗎，蔻特妮？

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不懂

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反正妳儘量別抓狂，蔻特妮

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情況岌岌可危

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祝大家他媽的聖誕快樂

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好的，慢慢來

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好戲登場

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小心一點，朱利安

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哈囉，快進來取暖吧，在下雪嗎？

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-你好
-妳太瘦了，親愛的

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這位就是蔻特妮，蔻特妮，這是桃樂絲

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第八新聞台的桃樂絲透納

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我是鐵粉

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妳真討喜

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你的賓客們來了

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當廚師最大的好處就是…

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躲起來也沒人在乎

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她認為他今天會回來，史恩

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是妳叔叔表現得好像會回來一樣

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我叔叔離開了

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他不會回來了

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這很難說

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看看我的手，被他治好了

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他想幫助我們

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我叔叔不像我

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-他不會違反規定
-為什麼？

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有哪些規定？解釋給我聽，我想瞭解

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拜託

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莉安，我覺得時間不夠了

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若他今天沒回來，桃樂絲會怎麼做？

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對，先是灰皮諾白酒
再來是馬爾貝克紅酒

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然後是很甜的麗絲玲白酒

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馬爾貝克搭配鵝肉？

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她說若可能有來世，她會跟著他去

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桃樂絲不會這麼蠢

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我再也搞不清楚了，我摸不透她

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我們必須有心理準備
以免今天的情況不如預期

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不如預期？

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你該不會真的認為
今天那個男人會把你兒子帶回來吧？

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有證據，那張字條、洛斯可

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他昨天對桃樂絲說的話，這是有可能的

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天啊，史恩，我開始覺得
我是這個家裡唯一的正常人

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若沒人要喝，我就喝了

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菜都上齊了

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-我只想說…
-什麼都別說

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-好吧
-記得你答應過我什麼都不說嗎？

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那麼，我想說幾句話

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我想感謝上帝讓我們今天相聚

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齊聚一堂

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在這棟漂亮的房子裡
享用我們吃不完的食物

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這些拉邦涅馬鈴薯
空運價每半公斤約300美元

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我們非常幸運

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我們也都心知肚明

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或許我們沒有資格要求更多
但這裡缺了一樣東西

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所以，請全部帶走吧

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我們不值得擁有這些，也不需要

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只要把我們失去的東西歸還就好

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阿們

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謝謝你，親愛的，太令人感動了

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是啊

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咱們開動吧

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300美元的馬鈴薯

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抱歉，你他媽的說什麼鬼話？

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-朱利安
-我再說一次，你他媽的說什麼鬼話？

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他只是說了禱詞，咱們別小題大作

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我完全沒有小題大作

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我只是沒想到請了一位
該死的牧師來共進晚餐

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你別這麼激動

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有一點信仰不行嗎？

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面對痛苦時，信仰能扭轉乾坤

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痛苦？你從來沒在乎過我的痛苦

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-抱歉，小桃
-沒關係

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我們開動吧，請用

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史恩，鵝肉太美味了，整個…融在嘴裡

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沒錯

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史恩是大師

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謝謝妳，蔻特妮

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莉安，妳要吃一點鵝肉嗎？

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我要，麻煩你，我想嚐嚐看

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太好了

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聽見了嗎？可能是他們

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去準備

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（娜塔莉）

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-你的手機在響
-我知道，謝謝妳

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好了，我們進去吧

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那麼，莉安，法蘭克說妳來自威斯康辛州

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沒錯，朱利安，可以把馬鈴薯給我嗎？

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抱歉，失陪了

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（娜塔莉）

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我們要感謝我即將得到的東西

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你還好嗎？

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對

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妳呢？

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我不太確定應該怎麼做

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-人們事後都怎麼…
-什麼都不做

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你為何不接她的電話？

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今天我不想接

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小朱，你要錯過這個回合了

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我們上床是個錯誤

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我只想說我很抱歉

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我不抱歉

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現在我感覺不一樣了，朱利安

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我覺得更有力量，感覺很好

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你也感覺很好，對吧？

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這樣不對，我的頭腦不清楚

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讓我化解你的痛苦

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像我昨晚那樣

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妳在做什麼，莉安？

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做我想做的事

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小朱

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我該走了

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他們說要玩遊戲，我就決定溜出來

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-午餐真好吃
-謝謝

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現在才3點多

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妳在想什麼？

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或許我錯了

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我要等到日落

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好

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電影

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三個字

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-魚？
-《大白鯊》，下一題

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真的必須玩遊戲嗎？

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要讓桃樂絲以為我們很開心就必須玩

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好的，這是一本書

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妳不瞭解最簡單的規則
所以出局，下一題

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朱利安，你客氣一點

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-書，妳比得真好，親愛的
-天啊

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他們會不會在測試我們？

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監視我們？

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現在是3點30分

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別想那些

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不然我要想什麼？

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想想傑瑞可回到妳的懷中
還有妳會怎麼做

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第一，我會聞他那顆小小的頭

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吸入他的味道

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然後我會對著他唱歌

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我一直想成為那種會唱搖籃曲的媽媽

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你會怎麼做？

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不知道

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無論如何，我都會讓他知道我愛他

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3點31分了

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食物，攝取

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噁心，嘔吐

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你從小好勝心就很強

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飢腸轆轆

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飢餓？

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飢餓，什麼飢餓什麼的

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我或許過度獎勵你了

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然而我要說，在當時

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我清楚記得那就是拉拔男孩的方式

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第一個字是好，第二個字

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大

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氣球

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天啊，別再比那個字的動作，繼續

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最後一個字是什麼？

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妳在地上還好嗎，親愛的？

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划行，抽搐

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垂死，死亡

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他媽的有幾個音節？

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《好餓的毛毛蟲》

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答對了

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厲害，親愛的

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妳們倆都好厲害

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我正要說

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是喔？這樣嗎？

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讚啦，小桃

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不好意思，我去小便

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-有消息嗎？
-路況很糟

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他們可能塞車

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我去看新聞有沒有車禍報導

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但請你們繼續玩，我很喜歡看見快樂的人

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史恩，氣氛好像變得緊張
或許我們該走了

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不…拜託你留下，她需要你的支持

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別不理我，朱利安

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我知道你現在的感受
也知道你不願意承認

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桃樂絲與莉安上哪去了？她們不想玩嗎？

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不想

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聽我說，我想幫助你

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讓我試著與你溝通

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朱利安

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我們要先開始了

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你會錯過這一個回合

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你在嗎？

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讓我試著與你溝通

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你不必獨自面對這種鳥事

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我不知道你為何堅持要獨自面對

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回電給我

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什麼聲音？

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朱利安

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暴風雪讓全費城的行車狀況

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變得危險

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（大雪警報）

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出門度假的人應該會被耽擱

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什麼聲音？

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蔻特妮？

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怎麼了？

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什麼？

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發生什麼事？

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-他沒呼吸，想辦法
-什麼？

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做心肺復甦術之類的

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發生什麼事？

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桃樂絲，不要看

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叫救護車

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打911

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這裡的地址是什麼？

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-雲杉街9780號
-雲杉街9780號

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對，拜託派救護車來，有人停止呼吸了

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已經過了兩分鐘

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躺下，桃樂絲，交給我們

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雲杉街9780號，對

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他為何沒呼吸？

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快點，朱利安

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醫護員在路上了

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小朱

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朱利安

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朱利安

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感謝上帝

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剛才你死了，你停止呼吸

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跟我們說話啊，你還好嗎，兒子？

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我在那裡看見他

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他看起來好好的

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什麼？你在說誰？你看見誰？

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醫護員來了

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他必須接受檢查，可能有後續的腦部損傷

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-去你的，爸
-站起來

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你有服用藥物嗎？

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只有一點消炎止痛藥

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還有這個

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我們會開他的車，醫院見

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替我們向桃樂絲說晚安

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也謝謝你準備的午餐

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桃樂絲

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看見他那副模樣，感覺好奇怪

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我看見妳在地下室做的東西了

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史恩絕對不能知道

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妳為何要做那個？

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以備不時之需

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若傑瑞可沒回來的話

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妳寧死也要陪在他身邊？

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當然，莉安

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我是他的母親

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桃樂絲

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桃樂絲

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桃樂絲

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透納先生

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聽說你在找傑瑞可

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