1 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,720 Why are you trying to change people who don't want to be changed? 2 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,200 If you want change, you need power. 3 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,240 Anybody who wants power that badshouldn't have it. 4 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,680 That would make you the perfect leader, wouldn't it? 5 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,080 ANGUA: You still don't have everything you need, Carcer. 6 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,680 We have no idea how many artefacts there are. 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,480 -There's just one more. -And it's you. 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,600 CHEERY: If this turns purple, you've got Octiron in your blood. 9 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,640 CARROT: What does that mean? CHEERY: It's normal. 10 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,800 If he's not the third artefact, then who is? 11 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,600 You know, Lady Ramkin, 12 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:39,760 Skimmer often brags about how easy it was to throttle your mother. 13 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,000 Can you guarantee my safety, Captain? 14 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,200 VIMES: Cruces is gone. SKIMMER: It's not Dr Cruces that I'm worried about. 15 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,600 [LIGHT FLICKERING] 16 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:47,920 OBSERVER: Who is she? 17 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,680 WONSE: Find us the worst version of Sam Vimes 18 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,760 and we'll make him murder Sybil Ramkin. 19 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,800 OBSERVER: We've found him! 20 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,800 Go. 21 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,920 SKIMMER: Hmm. 22 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,400 A wizard was choking on a poison pill. 23 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,320 I had to push my fingers down his throat to prevent regurgitation. 24 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,400 I love that word. 25 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,000 Regurgitation. 26 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:31,640 He wanted to live so badly he bit off my finger. 27 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,280 I wanted him to die so badly I let him. 28 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,440 [CHUCKLES] 29 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,880 Believe in anything that much, Vimes? 30 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,360 Hmm? 31 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,480 The Watch? 32 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,320 Yourself? 33 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,080 You stay in this city, you're a dead man. 34 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,320 Isn't that true of us both? 35 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,120 Oh, yes, I thought I recognised that. 36 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,600 The Watch Captain's badge is a precious relic in our Guild's culture. 37 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,920 Remember King Veltrick? 38 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,680 The founder of The Watch? 39 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,120 He was wearing that when an assassin cut his throat. 40 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,520 How appropriate that you'll be wearing it when your time comes, Captain. 41 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,920 SYBIL: So you just let him walk? 42 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:26,520 If Carrot's right, Carcer's been to the future and he knows our every move. 43 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,720 We don't even know where he is or... 44 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,680 Or who or what's helping him. 45 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,680 So justice doesn't matter anymore? 46 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,280 Whoever that third artefact is, Carcer is closer to finding them than we are. 47 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,960 We're in no shape to take in prisoners. 48 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,080 I did what I had to do. 49 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,520 There is always a choice 50 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,960 between what you have to do and what you should do. 51 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,600 You were gonna let that man walk out there to his death. 52 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,160 I can admit when I'm wrong. 53 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,640 And I can admit when I'm right. 54 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,440 If you don't hold Skimmer here, I will recapture him. 55 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,080 And by the time I'm done with him, 56 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,480 he won't be so much The Duke of Stab, 57 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,240 as he'll be the Prince of Pottery! 58 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,440 -And Textiles! -You said you'd given all that up. 59 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,120 Well, maybe I was wrong about that, too. 60 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,720 Because it worked far better than anything we've tried in here. 61 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,360 You step one foot outside that door, 62 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,640 I will come to your mansion and I will arrest you. 63 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,720 For what? 64 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,920 Doing what you should have done? 65 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,000 For taking the law into your own hands. 66 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,560 Whatever law there is, it belongs to a far stronger set of hands than yours, Sam. 67 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,480 Sybil... 68 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,360 Sybil? 69 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,720 [DOOR OPENS] 70 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,040 -One foot outside that door... Eh? -[DOOR CLOSES] 71 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,240 [SIGHS] 72 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,080 [GRUNTS] 73 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,040 [SIGHS] 74 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,560 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 75 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,320 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 76 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,200 This is gonna hurt. 77 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,240 [GRUNTS] 78 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,400 [MACHINERY CLICKING] 79 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,960 Cheery, Klatchian coffee now. 80 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,240 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 81 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,960 [JAIL CELL DOOR SLAMS] 82 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,080 Somebody didn't sleep last night. 83 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,160 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 84 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,880 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 85 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,320 -[YELLING] -[GRUNTS] 86 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,680 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 87 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,080 ♪ You're frozen 88 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,920 ♪ Hey! Hey... 89 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:27,920 GROUPIE: [LAUGHING] I will... 90 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,320 [MUSIC THUMPING IN DISTANCE] 91 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,400 [GASPS] 92 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,360 Wanna do something... geeky? 93 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,280 Should we start a... 94 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,560 Well, what do you call it? 95 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,080 -Uh... -A role-playing game? 96 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,920 -I'm just gonna... -Oh. 97 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,760 I saw you upstairs at the bar. 98 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,760 All by yourself. 99 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,160 I thought maybe you'd like to come down here 100 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,280 and join my little support group... 101 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,400 For virgins. 102 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,480 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 103 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,640 What makes you think I'm a virgin? 104 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,120 I'm really sensitive. 105 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,320 [SIGHING] 106 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,960 You're bleeding. 107 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,200 Oh, yeah, 108 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,320 I just had a little blood test. 109 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,480 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 110 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,440 Sally make it... better. 111 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,560 -What are you doing? -[RIPPING] 112 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,720 Why are you being so weird? 113 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,400 Is the blood poisoned? 114 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,000 Ugh, it's too salty? 115 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,560 Oh, please not sepsis. 116 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,480 No, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just ordinary. 117 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,040 Not... special or... noble. 118 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,800 Oh, honey. There's more to blood than nobility. 119 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:41,920 And I can tell you for a fact there's only one noble-blood left. 120 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,040 Lady Sybil Ramkin. 121 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,560 Sally, you... 122 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,960 You're a genius. 123 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:51,720 [VOICE DISTORTING] So show this genius the goods. 124 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,360 [HISSING] 125 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,480 Dance! 126 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,600 I'm gonna go. [CLEARS THROAT] 127 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,720 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Shit. 128 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,760 He's too literal, Sally. 129 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,280 You're dead. 130 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,480 [SIGHS IN EXASPERATION] 131 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,400 -Then I must be dead. -[SCOFFS] 132 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,640 Yes. 133 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,520 This time, I actually must be really dead. 134 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,600 Well, I'm not surprised. 135 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,240 Today's the day. 136 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,440 And the punishment for my sins 137 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,720 is an eternity in a cell with you. 138 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,040 We've been cell mates for two years 139 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,160 and you always said we would have gone mad if we didn't have each other. 140 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,760 -Two years? -Isn't that right, Mr Hand? 141 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,440 [IN DEEP VOICE] That's some hurtful shit, Vimes. 142 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,800 But... 143 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,560 What? How did I get here? 144 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,480 You're gonna die in here alone now. 145 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,800 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Come on, there's no... 146 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,160 [IN DEEP VOICE] It's my plan, my way! 147 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,200 Where am I? What is this place? 148 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,880 [IN NORMAL VOICE] It's Tanty! Tanty Prison! 149 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,680 Tanty? 150 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,040 That place is a wreck. It's been empty for years. 151 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,040 This place has never been empty. 152 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,840 -[PA CHIMES] -Morning inspection. 153 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,400 [GOBLINS HISSING AND CLICKING] 154 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,240 Urdo. 155 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,480 Report. 156 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,280 Present and correct, Officer Ironfoundersson. 157 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,520 Carrot? 158 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,000 Kid, I've never been so glad to see you. 159 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,080 On the dots, Prisoner 177! 160 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,320 Kid, it's me, your captain. 161 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,200 -You'll raise your hand if you want to speak! -[GRUNTS] 162 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,080 [COUGHS] 163 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,960 Are those sandals? 164 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,920 You know he loves his sandals. 165 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,920 [IN DEEP VOICE] And don't make trouble for the screws today. 166 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,640 I don't know what's goin' on here, 167 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,920 but if you ever... hit me again like that, 168 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,800 I'll take those sandals and shove them right up your... 169 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:46,840 Enough! 170 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,480 Throw him to The Beast. 171 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:50,640 [GOBLIN SPEAKS IN NATIVE TONGUE] 172 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:52,640 [VIMES GRUNTING] 173 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,600 Beast'll rip him limb from limb. 174 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,160 OBSERVER 1: The worst version of Sam Vimes. 175 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,200 [SNORING] 176 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,520 OBSERVER 2: Weak, spineless, 177 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,240 the most dangerous of all humanity. 178 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,360 -OBSERVER 1: Oh, he's waking. -[GASPS] 179 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,440 [EXCLAIMING] 180 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,120 Urdo? 181 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,840 Mr Hand? 182 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:22,960 [WHIMPERS] 183 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:29,800 [GRUNTS] 184 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,800 Where's Lady Ramkin? 185 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,640 -She left. -Took Goodboy. 186 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:44,800 What happened to your jacket? 187 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,760 Nothing. 188 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,320 What happened to your... hands? 189 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,760 Yeah, I like your... Your hair like that. 190 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:59,720 It really suits you and your eyebrows, of course, they are nice 191 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,480 with, sort of... Mm, er... 192 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,440 Look, I think Lady Ramkin might be the third artefact. 193 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,920 Wonse told me The Grimoire Sorcerer 194 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,680 put Octiron in the blood of the last king. 195 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,560 Lady Ramkin's the only noble-blood left in the city. 196 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,960 ANGUA: What makes you so sure about that? 197 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,200 [STAMMERS] Sally. 198 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,440 -Sally? -Sally. 199 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,920 Who the hell's Sally? 200 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,000 Well... She knows a lot about blood. 201 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,400 [SNIFFING] 202 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,880 She's a stinking vampire. 203 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,960 What? You... 204 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,480 [SNIFFING] 205 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,520 Your nostrils have gone all flarey. 206 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,320 Werewolves. Vampires. 207 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:38,680 [NECK CRACKING] 208 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,320 I just want him to be safe. 209 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,200 What's wrong with that? 210 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:43,920 Nothing. 211 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,680 Come on. Let's find Lady Ramkin. 212 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,480 Why's the captain running away? 213 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,200 Oi! 214 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,000 [YELLING AND GRUNTING] 215 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,440 ALT DETRITUS: I'm gonna beat ya, 216 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,560 eat ya, 217 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,000 and then excrete ya. 218 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,920 Sir, you have the soul of a poet. 219 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,040 Thank the Gods! Detritus! 220 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,280 [BOTH GRUNT] 221 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:25,840 [COUGHS] 222 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,120 So good to see ya. 223 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,800 So good. 224 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,560 You cut that out. 225 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,080 [STRAINING] You always signpost your jab. 226 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,360 [YELLING] 227 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,160 You killed my best friend. 228 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,520 I'm your best friend! 229 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,040 You landed on Pickety Warp. 230 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,360 Who's Snickety... 231 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,480 Pickety! 232 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,560 -[YELLING] -Eat ya... 233 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,480 I don't know what's happening, 234 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,040 but I'm not the Sam you think I am! 235 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,280 ALT DETRITUS: Hmm... 236 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,680 How come your arm grew back? 237 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,440 You think I lost my arm? 238 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,960 Nah. 239 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,840 But you thought that I thought that you did. 240 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,760 -Let's find out who you really are. [GRUNTS] -[GASPS] 241 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,440 -[PANTING] -[INDISTINCT CHATTER] 242 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,280 -Hey. -[GASPS] 243 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,800 Hey, where you going in a rush? 244 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,840 Is this the past? 245 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,120 Just a different present. 246 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,320 You look... You look so young. 247 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,640 You know me? 248 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,760 Carcer Dun. You're my friend. 249 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,280 [GRUNTING] 250 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,640 You're not what I expected either, friend. 251 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,640 [CARCER CHUCKLES] 252 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,040 That's why I busted you out of that prison. 253 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,280 Yeah. Brought you into this world. 254 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,680 Go on. Breathe its air. Go on. 255 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,480 [BOTH INHALING SHARPLY] 256 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,760 [BOTH COUGHING] 257 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,760 Better than a prison cell, though, right? 258 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,280 Well... yeah. 259 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,600 Well, if you want to keep breathing in this fresh air... 260 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,000 [SNIFFS] Yeah. 261 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,080 Then you have to do everything that I say. 262 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,760 Otherwise you're gonna go back to that other place the moment you fall asleep. 263 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,840 -[DOOR OPENING] -CARROT: Captain? 264 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,240 [GASPS] 265 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,200 ALT VIMES: That's the... 266 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,680 That's the worst screw in Tanty. 267 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:26,280 Oh, well, here he works for you. 268 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,720 I know. For some reason, he, er, he loves you. 269 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,760 [CHUCKLING] And respects you. 270 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,640 No, seriously. 271 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,680 And he'll do anything that you tell him. 272 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,560 Go on. Put it on. Try it. 273 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,800 Try telling him, "Stay there, Constable." 274 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,200 Stay there, Constable. 275 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,720 Yeah, yeah, but a bit more like a pirate. Argh. 276 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,760 Argh. Argh. 277 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,600 Yeah, don't forget the eye. So, [IN PIRATE VOICE] "Stay there, Constable" 278 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,920 [YELLING IN PIRATE VOICE] Stay there, Constable. 279 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,040 -[IN NORMAL VOICE] He's staying. -He's staying. 280 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,600 -Feels good, right? -Yeah. 281 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,240 -Yeah, feels powerful. -Mm. 282 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,960 -Wanna keep feeling powerful? -Yes. 283 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Then do everything that I tell you. 284 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,400 But first, we got to get rid of them. 285 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,840 -Okay. -CARCER: Hmm. 286 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,640 Ah, oh! Er, they're... they're looking for somebody. 287 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,320 Lady Ramkin? 288 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,080 They said she's an artefact? 289 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,600 They did, did they? 290 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,800 Interesting. 291 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,320 All right. Thanks. 292 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,200 Lead them to Tanty Prison, all right? 293 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,040 -Er... -Yup. 294 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,120 Go... 295 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,960 [GRUNTS] 296 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,200 -[IN PIRATE VOICE] Stay there! -You got it. 297 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,360 -Argh. -Off you go. 298 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,320 CARROT: Captain. 299 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,240 We need to find Lady Ramkin immediately. 300 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,360 Yes. 301 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,000 Oh, she's waiting for us. 302 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,200 -Er, she is? -Yes. 303 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,440 Why, sir? 304 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,320 She said something about an artefact. 305 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,840 -So then I was right? -Yes! 306 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,640 You're a good... Carrot. 307 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,960 [GRUNTS] 308 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,240 Ha! I'm your captain. 309 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,200 Sir. 310 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,240 [IN NORMAL VOICE] So, er, you go get the others and then we'll go to her. 311 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,440 Huh? 312 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,000 Why did you run off like that, sir? 313 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,840 I needed a... Argh! 314 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,440 [IN PIRATE VOICE] I needed a breath of fresh air. 315 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,000 In Ankh-Morpork? 316 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,280 Mm. [CHUCKLES] 317 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,960 Fresh air. 318 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,280 [LAUGHING] Right. 319 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,720 ALT DETRITUS: This is Great-Great-Great-Grandmother. 320 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,000 [STRAINING] It's a pleasure to meet you. 321 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,920 These are the oldest rocks in Tanty's foundations. 322 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,840 [RUMBLING] 323 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,400 Should you, er, be touching Grandma like that? 324 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,520 ALT DETRITUS: Hmm... 325 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,440 You're communing. 326 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,520 Not your world. Not my Vimes. 327 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,920 You been swapped. 328 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,600 Did, did, did Grandma tell you that? 329 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,920 Stone speaks stone. 330 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,920 Even across splintered worlds like yours and mine. 331 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,040 Splintered by what? 332 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,800 Decisions, mostly. 333 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,200 Swapped by who? 334 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,280 Eh... 335 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,640 Are... Are you telling me 336 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,480 that the Vimes from this world 337 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,920 -is back in the world that I come from? -Maybe. 338 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,000 What's Tanty like over there? 339 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,640 Oh, I don't know. I'm not in Tanty. I'm the Captain of The Watch. 340 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,040 [LAUGHING] 341 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,360 Captain of The Watch! Ha! 342 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,360 [LAUGHING] That is one messed-up world. 343 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,680 Did you hear that, Grandma? 344 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,400 Captain of The Watch. [LAUGHING] 345 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,760 She's laughing. 346 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,080 You can't hear it, but she's laughing. [LAUGHING] 347 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,720 [CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY] Want to hear something really funny? 348 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,560 Your great-great-grandson is my sergeant. Ha-ha! 349 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:50,280 So, my Vimes is in your world, and he is your Detritus' boss? 350 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,360 [LAUGHING] 351 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,400 What, Grandma? 352 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,800 Help me to get back. 353 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,080 Hmm... 354 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,640 Now, clearly, magic has something to do 355 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,760 with me being here. 356 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,760 Are there any wizards in Tanty? 357 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,000 Help me to break out of here and get to Unseen University. 358 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,480 Can we do that? 359 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,800 Your Detritus... he's dead? 360 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,240 Grandma told me. 361 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,280 What happened? 362 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,240 Hey. 363 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,080 You... 364 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,400 He... died doing his job. 365 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,560 [ECHOING] No! 366 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,800 Second time he saved my life. 367 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,560 Sarge! 368 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,520 He was the best friend I ever had. 369 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,320 You're my best friend now, Sam Vimes. 370 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,240 I think I know a way I can save you one more time. 371 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,160 Come with me. 372 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,960 He's leading them straight into the trap. 373 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,280 We'll meet Vimes there and take him onto the Ramkin mansion. 374 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,520 There's something else? 375 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,960 This Vimes is a bit pathetic, which is a surprise, 376 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,800 and it turns out the Ironfoundersson kid isn't the third artefact. 377 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,880 They think it might be Lady Ramkin. 378 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,200 I built this to track Ironfoundersson after he got away from us. 379 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,000 We can test it on her. 380 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,160 [OCTIMETER WARBLING] 381 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,600 WAYNE THE SWORD: Here we go again. 382 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,920 The under-developed magical artefact gets pulled... 383 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,680 [VOICE FADES] 384 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,840 ...I only went along with all this 385 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,120 because you said I'd get something interesting to do. 386 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,320 Why'd it go silent like that? 387 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,240 It detects the silence that existed before anything else. 388 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,520 Octiron sings with that same silence. 389 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:16,080 It was forged by elemental magic long before there were worlds 390 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,440 or men and women to walk upon them. 391 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,080 Well... 392 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,680 We don't need to know if Ramkin is the third artefact. 393 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,280 We just need Vimes to kill her. 394 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,360 Then we're free. 395 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,760 And if he doesn't? 396 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,240 This was your idea. 397 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,240 I survived all these years because I never assumed 398 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,840 the roof over my head today would still be there tomorrow. 399 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,560 I've seen the ones who took you out of time. 400 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,760 What they can do. 401 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,000 We need every lever we can get. 402 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,640 Guard them. 403 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,120 [GOBLIN SPEAKS IN NATIVE TONGUE] 404 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,600 WAYNE THE SWORD: They're using us, Goblin. 405 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,120 I am only here for the exposition, 406 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,120 while you are nothing more than a pointless allegory. 407 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,800 Hey. 408 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,360 CHEERY: He's acting really weird. 409 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,040 Does he look like he can tell where he is through the sole of his boots? 410 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,560 Ever since he met Lady Ramkin he's been wearing Demon Rum aftershave. 411 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,080 CARROT: All that matters is getting to her... 412 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,160 He isn't wearing it now. 413 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,320 ...before Carcer... 414 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,160 Hello, Carrot, you listening? 415 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,480 Just following orders. 416 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,680 When were your orders to stop thinking, Carrot? 417 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,120 CHEERY: Where are we? 418 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,640 CARROT: I've read about this place. 419 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,880 Tanty. 420 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,160 The city's first and oldest prison. 421 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,480 It was built by King Veltrick to house the arrests he thought the Watch would make. 422 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,120 Now it's empty. 423 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,160 So why would Lady Ramkin be meeting us in an empty prison? 424 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,760 Coo-ee. This way. 425 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,800 There's your way out. 426 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,000 I'm not leaving you. 427 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,920 Don't worry. We meet again, Captain. 428 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,480 Stone speaks stone. 429 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,120 ALT DETRITUS: Hmm... 430 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,280 [RUMBLING] 431 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,720 Go on then. 432 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,680 Argh, argh! [CHUCKLES] 433 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,080 Argh. 434 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,520 What's through there, Captain? 435 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,680 [GRUNTS] 436 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,480 You. 437 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,280 That's for putting me in The Hut so many times. 438 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,760 Hut? What Hut, Captain? What are you talking about? 439 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,800 Carcer... 440 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,480 I knew something wasn't right. 441 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,320 CARCER: Come on, Sam. She's waiting. 442 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,560 CARROT: Captain? 443 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,240 Captain! 444 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,760 [SIGHS] 445 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,520 Hello. 446 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,280 Cell inspection. Inspect... 447 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,360 ALT CARROT: Move it along! 448 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,360 Prison Regulation C stroke 21 A 449 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,280 states that you will maintain access of five yards at all times! 450 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,560 Nothing ever changes. 451 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,400 Hey. 452 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,200 How did you get away from The Beast? 453 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,560 You said... today's the day? 454 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,680 [IN DEEP VOICE] Get lost. 455 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,760 The day for what? 456 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,960 [IN NORMAL VOICE] You know what. 457 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,240 You got an escape plan? 458 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,720 I haven't. [IN DEEP VOICE] I have. 459 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,960 All right, then, I'm in. 460 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Say please. 461 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,920 [SCOFFS] 462 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,640 Please. 463 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,000 All right, slag. You're in. 464 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,960 Er, I got a bit of a knock on the head from The Beast. 465 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,160 Perhaps you could remind me of the plan. 466 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,200 My associate will explain. 467 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,960 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Thank you. 468 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 That door... 469 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,920 is the only way out of here 470 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,760 and it can only get opened by the Warden. 471 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,000 Hmm. 472 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,120 ALT URDO: Lots of doors behind that one. 473 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,880 Warden's hand opens all of them. 474 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,560 So... 475 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,920 We're gonna cut it off. 476 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,680 Is that absolutely necessary? 477 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,440 [STRAINING] 478 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,200 [RATTLING] 479 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,640 CHEERY: The windows are all barred. 480 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,120 The only way out's the way we came in. 481 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,560 DEATH: Excuse me... 482 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,160 but could you tell me which one of you 483 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,120 is most likely to eat the other one first? 484 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,800 Just trying to organise my schedule. 485 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,400 Don't worry, I know this guy. 486 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,480 Can you help us get out of here? 487 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,800 Oh, sorry. Can't really intervene. 488 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,520 Oh, you must have some sort of special powers or skills? 489 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,200 Well, I do have a little somethin'-somethin'. 490 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,360 [DEATH CHUCKLES] 491 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,200 I've started writing songs, you see. 492 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,520 It's nothing. They're just silly little things, really. 493 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,600 Not that any of you would care. Nobody ever cares. 494 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,880 -We would love to hear your song. -DEATH: Huh? 495 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,280 DEATH: Sweet sensation. 496 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,480 This one's called, uh, Last Breath. 497 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,120 -[INSTRUMENT PLAYING] -[DEATH VOCALISING] 498 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,720 Yeah, yeah. 499 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,200 Check it. 500 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,560 Check it. One, two, break it down now. Uh... 501 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,080 ♪ This is your last breath 502 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,440 ♪ Hello 503 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,600 [CHUCKLES] 504 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,680 ♪ I'm Death... 505 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,840 ALT CARROT: Move it along! 506 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,760 [IN DEEP VOICE] It has to happen today. 507 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,400 My boys are on the outside waiting for us. 508 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,680 Yeah, but cutting off a hand... 509 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,720 -[PA CHIMES] -All stand for the Warden! 510 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,440 Good morning, class. 511 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,800 INMATES: Good morning, Warden. 512 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,120 As you all know, 513 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:49,040 our founder King Veltrick bled for a better world. 514 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,840 The blood and the badge. 515 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,280 INMATES: [CHANTING] The blood and the badge. 516 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,040 The blood and the badge. The blood and the badge. 517 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,880 -The blood and the badge. -The blood... 518 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,920 In the name of his sacrifice, 519 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,440 this prison is not actually a prison. 520 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,440 No, it's a place of learning. 521 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,000 A painful process. 522 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,480 One that requires... 523 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,880 extreme measures. 524 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:21,440 And so, today, Group B will go in The Hut. 525 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,360 INMATES: [CHANTING] Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! 526 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,960 Prisoner 177! 527 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,760 You're meant to be in the Hole. 528 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:34,040 Well, if the Hole didn't teach him a lesson, the Hut certainly will. 529 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,600 [WHISPERING] What's in the Hut? 530 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,200 [WHISPERING IN NORMAL VOICE] Everything we need to escape. 531 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,680 Him, too. 532 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,520 ♪ This is your last breath 533 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,680 ♪ And the people say 534 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,840 ALL: ♪ Hello 535 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,240 -DEATH: That's right. Uh. -I'm death. 536 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:55,040 ♪ I'm Death 537 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,240 Yeah. 538 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,320 You feel me right? Call and response. Easy to remember. 539 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,000 All the hallmarks of a stadium banger. 540 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,280 Does it really have to be 37 minutes long? 541 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,800 I can play you the club edit. 542 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,160 CHEERY: Actually, tell me about your instrument? 543 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,080 -I've never seen one that looks like that. -DEATH: Oh. 544 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,560 This? I, uh, fashioned this from what I could find. 545 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:20,000 This is an old hourglass that was just sort of lying around. 546 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,800 Anyway. 547 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,760 I know that my appearance doesn't exactly scream "rock star," but... 548 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,400 Bedsprings. I need bedsprings. 549 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:32,120 ...people lie in bed at night and all they can think of is me. 550 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,040 So, not only would I be bringing sweet licks to this band... 551 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,800 What have you got in mind, Cheery? 552 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,480 ...but I would also be bringing an audience. Uh... 553 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,240 Ah, shit. 554 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,480 I've inspired them. 555 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:54,280 You do what I say, you never have to go back. 556 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,560 But you have to earn your place here. 557 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,960 You have to kill someone. 558 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,840 I've never killed anybody. 559 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,120 Course you haven't. 560 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,600 How long you been in Tanty? 561 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,760 Twenty years. 562 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,400 You know, in and out. 563 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,200 It's time to man up. 564 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,560 This is how you get out. 565 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,680 Killing's wrong. 566 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,160 Don't think about it as right or wrong, good or bad. 567 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,640 There's no such thing. 568 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,840 There's just survival. 569 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,600 And this is what you have to do to survive. 570 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,840 Okay. 571 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,200 Who do you want me to kill? 572 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,080 That's the Prison Warden. 573 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,040 CARCER: Whatever she did to you in your world, 574 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,680 take it out on her in this one. 575 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,720 But she hasn't done anything to me in this one, has she? 576 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,800 You wanna go back? 577 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,520 SYBIL: Sam Vimes. [SCOFFS] Arrest me? 578 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,720 I'd like to see him try. 579 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,880 Come on, axe. 580 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,880 [OCTIMETER WARBLING] 581 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,040 We're better off without him, Goodboy. 582 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,160 [WARBLING STOPS] 583 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,400 Let's go. 584 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,960 How many more do we need? 585 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,400 That'll do for now. 586 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,000 When I was a kid, a mine tunnel collapsed. 587 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,280 Ten of us trapped, lamps all shattered, tools broken. 588 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,400 For a minute, all we could do was cry and scream and shout. 589 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,360 And then I realised... we still had the lamps. 590 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,080 We still had the tools. 591 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,120 Just needed to figure out a new way of using them. 592 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,640 So, we rigged a crank to move the rubble. 593 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,720 -You're gonna break through the wall with... -Whatever we can find. 594 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,040 [HOLLOW TAPPING] 595 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,640 There. 596 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,400 [OCTIMETER WARBLING] 597 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,080 [INAUDIBLE] 598 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,120 [WARBLING STOPS] 599 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,200 ALT VIMES: Thank you. 600 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,520 CARCER: For what? 601 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,200 Well, this is the second time you've saved me. 602 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,880 When was the first? 603 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,640 You, er... 604 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,440 You pulled me up from the edge of the roof of the Unseen University. 605 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,920 What? 606 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,120 And then you arrested me. 607 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,160 Arrested you for what? 608 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,720 We were in a gang. 609 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,760 And I sent you into The Watch House 610 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,880 to free our friends and kill Captain Keel... 611 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,800 but you didn't. 612 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,080 So you killed him? 613 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,360 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 614 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,400 I... I had a crossbow on you. 615 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,720 I was angry at you for betraying me... 616 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,240 -CARCER: We can solve this! -...but I couldn't. 617 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,800 I couldn't go through with it. 618 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,560 I could never go through with anything like that. 619 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,040 -VIMES: No! -[GUN FIRES] 620 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,840 [PANTING] 621 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,840 But later, when you locked me away, 622 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,160 he made you sergeant. 623 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,600 And then you succeeded him as captain. 624 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,680 Captain of The Watch. 625 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,240 You were a good captain. 626 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,760 Kind. 627 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,520 [BLADE UNSHEATHES] 628 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,760 You wanna be free? 629 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,320 You made a promise. 630 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,360 Then you have to go through with this. 631 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,440 Keep it. 632 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,440 [THUNDER CRACKS] 633 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,560 Now. 634 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,960 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 635 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,720 -[THUNDER CRASHING] -CARCER: What you waiting for? 636 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,360 Lady Ramkin isn't the third artefact. 637 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,760 There's no Octiron in her blood. 638 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,280 What does it matter? 639 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,040 Sam kills her, he's finished. 640 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,480 The Watch is finished. We're done. 641 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,840 It reacted to Vimes. 642 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,560 You can't really think he's got royal blood. 643 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,280 What if there's something else about him that triggers the meter? 644 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,600 They said there's nowhere in the multiverse 645 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,160 where Sam Vimes murders Sybil Ramkin. 646 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,160 Maybe because deep down he truly is noble. 647 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,600 Even in this version. 648 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,600 You mean "good"? 649 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,520 Like I told him, there's no such thing. 650 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,040 -You don't know that... -There's no such thing. 651 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,000 How could there be? 652 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,040 That would mean everything that I did, all of it... 653 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,280 It would make me bad. 654 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,080 Wouldn't it? 655 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,880 Wouldn't it, Wonse? 656 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,800 Come. 657 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,080 I'll show you. 658 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,560 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 659 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,800 -Intensive Arts and Crafts. -INMATE: Ow! 660 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,720 But the screws let us use the scissors. 661 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,640 They're all blunt, but we've been sharpening up these ones for over a month. 662 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,880 Right under their noses. [LAUGHS] 663 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,400 [VIMES CHUCKLES] 664 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,680 Just have to swap them out for these papier-mache ones. 665 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,280 Eyes down! Tools down! 666 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,040 We have a visitor. 667 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,200 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 668 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,040 ALT CARCER: And who do we have here? 669 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,240 Prisoner 177, sir. 670 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:44,920 Hello, Sam. 671 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,720 Carcer... 672 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,280 Captain Dun of the City Watch. 673 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,320 It's okay. 674 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,320 And what are we making here? 675 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,040 Well, all prisoners show Captain Dun your work! 676 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,400 Oh. Very nice. 677 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:11,960 Sam? 678 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,800 Oh, it's, um... It's just dogs. Dogs. 679 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,280 Well, go on. Show us. 680 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,040 Okay. 681 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,240 Yes, yes. [CHUCKLES] Doggies. 682 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,480 [SNICKERING] 683 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,320 I just need practice. Just a bit of practice. Yeah. 684 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,080 -Keep at it, Sam. -Mm. 685 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,720 Yeah? 686 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,760 Keep at it. 687 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,560 Great work, everyone. Thank you. 688 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,120 INMATES: Thank you. 689 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,680 I need to get out of here. 690 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,760 It's done. 691 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,800 [BOTTLES CLINKING] 692 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,600 [COUGHS] 693 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,840 Well, that was clearly built by Goblins. 694 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,520 Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 695 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,000 Whoo! [LAUGHS] 696 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,320 You got a scent on the captain? 697 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,560 This way. 698 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,360 [GOODBOY GROWLING] 699 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,880 You never liked him anyway. 700 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,440 [GOODBOY GROWLS] 701 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,840 Well, that's not what you said last time. 702 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,480 [GOODBOY GROWLS] 703 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,280 I suppose he did have nice eyes. 704 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,920 -[GROWLS] -And it was... 705 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,760 good not to be alone. 706 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,120 So, have you come to arrest me? 707 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,560 I have to stab you. 708 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,760 -[GOODBOY GROWLS] -Quiet, Goodboy. 709 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,000 Let the man euphemise if he wants. 710 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,480 He's just a little jealous. 711 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,920 Sorry, "Jealous"? 712 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,880 Of you and me. 713 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,640 I know we've had our differences, 714 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,440 but I'm glad you're here. 715 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,840 I've missed you, too. 716 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,240 No, I... I really came here to... 717 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,600 [KNIFE CLATTERS] 718 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,040 [GOODBOY WHIMPERS] 719 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,800 ...stab you. 720 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,240 You're not Vimes. 721 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,960 Skimmer. 722 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,760 I was just coming to find you. 723 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,200 Delighted to have saved you the trouble, Lady Ramkin. 724 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,880 -Who's this? -Who are you? 725 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,440 -Captain? -He's not the Captain, 726 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,360 and you're going straight to my basement, Skimmer. 727 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,520 Actually, I've come to take your corpse with me, Lady Ramkin. 728 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,840 It'll be my ticket back into the Assassin's Guild. 729 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,080 I have to be the one who kills her. 730 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,400 Really? 731 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,840 Well, I don't mind who does it just as long as I get her body. 732 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,280 Thanks, stranger. 733 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,080 Pleasure. Weirdo. 734 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,120 SKIMMER: There's two of us, Lady Ramkin. 735 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,080 I only hope that you choose your one shot 736 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,560 more wisely than your late father chose his friends. 737 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,720 Oh, you didn't know? Oh. 738 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:22,320 Your parents' inhumation was ordered by several of their closest friends. 739 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,680 -Mm. -What? 740 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,560 Maybe it was jealousy 741 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,760 or perhaps deep down they never really liked them. 742 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,800 [GRUNTING IN PAIN] 743 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,160 You were supposed to attack while I distracted her! 744 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,600 You didn't say that! 745 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,640 Well, I wasn't gonna say it in front of her, was I? 746 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,760 Take my axe. 747 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,400 VIMES: Ready? 748 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,800 ALT URDO: Here she comes! 749 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,600 I'm not going back there! [GRUNTS] 750 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,960 [AXE CLATTERS] 751 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,480 [CHOKING] 752 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,560 Back where? 753 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,520 -[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] -[LAUGHING] 754 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,560 That badge doesn't belong to you. 755 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,760 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 756 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,840 Put your hand through that reader. 757 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,120 -I don't want to hurt you. -[GRUNTS] 758 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,880 If I did that, it would encourage every prisoner in here 759 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,640 to think that violence is the answer to their problems. 760 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,080 [LAUGHING] 761 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,800 Would someone please tell me what the hell is going on? 762 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,120 -Forgive me. -For what? 763 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,320 I have to do this. 764 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,560 I won't back down. 765 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,640 You won't? 766 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,040 Not ever? 767 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,720 I am sorry. 768 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,440 There's always a choice... 769 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,640 ...between what you have to do... 770 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,680 ...and what you should do. 771 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,360 [IN DEEP VOICE] I want that hand! 772 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,640 -Finish her! Finish... [VOICE FADING] -[OCTIMETER WARBLING] 773 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,080 [INAUDIBLE SCREAMING] 774 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,960 [INAUDIBLE] 775 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,600 [SHOUTING INAUDIBLY] 776 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,640 [LAUGHING] 777 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,280 Vimes? 778 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:02,880 Sam... 779 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,040 -Vimes? -Sybil? 780 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,320 -Is that really you? -Is it really you? 781 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,680 BOTH: What was the last thing we said... 782 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,560 -It is you. -Is you. 783 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,000 -You should stop... -I should probably stop... I should stop talking. 784 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,520 -Yeah, I will... Shut. -Yes, you should. Stop talking. 785 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,600 -[GLASS SMASHING] -Hmm? 786 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,120 Skimmer! 787 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,360 -Did you see her, Captain? -Who? 788 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,760 The woman who took your badge. 789 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,920 [QUACKS] 790 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,200 [SKIMMER YELLING] 791 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,400 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 792 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,000 -"The blood and the badge"? -That's what she said. 793 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,720 What was she like? This... other me? 794 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,320 What was he like? 795 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,160 [ARROW THUDS] 796 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,760 CARROT: Captain? We're arresting you for aiding and abetting a fugitive. 797 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,440 -Come out and surrender, you imposter. -It's all right. He's mine. 798 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,560 I mean, ours. He's ours. He's our captain. 799 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,840 Demon Rum aftershave. 800 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,000 Lady Ramkin, we think your bloodline might... 801 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,120 Wonse took my badge. 802 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,160 King Veltrick was wearing it when the Assassins cut his throat. 803 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,760 His blood contains Octiron. 804 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,240 His blood is on the badge. 805 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,720 Then Carcer has everything he needs. 806 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,680 Shit. 807 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,040 CARCER: Iron in the Sword. 808 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,560 Iron in the Bearer. 809 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,040 Iron in the Crown. 810 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,160 Iron in its wearer. 811 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,040 They shine and shimmer in Noon's First Ray. 812 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,920 Command the dragon and burn the day. 813 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,200 [NOBLE DRAGON ROARS] 814 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,320 -[INSTRUMENT PLAYING] -[DEATH VOCALISING] 815 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,040 DEATH: Check one, check two. Bring the jam now. 816 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,520 ♪ This is your last breath 817 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,760 ♪ Hello, I'm Death 818 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,440 Let's get it. 819 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,440 ♪ Say hello 820 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,040 [CHUCKLES] 821 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,520 ♪ Say hello 822 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,800 Yeah, here we go. 823 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:10,520 ♪ I'm Death 824 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,840 [SIGHS]