1 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,640 ANGUA: Welcome to Ankh-Morpork. 2 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,520 CARCER: The future will soon be in flames. 3 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,160 VIMES: Carcer. 4 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,720 VETINARI: There is a dragon at large. 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,080 The key to controlling the dragon is a talking sword called Wayne. 6 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,840 ANGUA: There are other artefacts. 7 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,240 CHEERY: We need all of them to control the dragon. 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:31,840 OBSERVER: Do not fail us again, Carcer Dun or you will cease to exist. 9 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,120 Good morning, class. 10 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,720 What was she like? This other me. 11 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,560 What was he like? 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,720 ANGUA: You still don't have everything you need, Carcer. 13 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,520 We have no idea how many artefacts there are. 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,560 There's just one more. 15 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,680 And it's you. 16 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:51,840 CARCER: Iron in the sword. Iron in the bearer. 17 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:52,880 WAYNE: I go where the work is. 18 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,120 CARCER: Iron in the crown. 19 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,200 CHEERY: Where's the crown? 20 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,080 CARCER: Iron in its wearer. 21 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,120 WONSE: They shine and shimmer... 22 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,200 Wonse took my badge. 23 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,880 WONSE: ...in noon's first ray. 24 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,040 The blood and the badge. 25 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,560 Command the dragon. 26 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,840 Carcer has everything he needs. 27 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,080 Burn the day. 28 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,880 [DRAGON GROWLING] 29 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,320 VIMES: We've issued warnings. 30 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,840 Every imp from here to the Plains has a brush out for Carcer. 31 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,160 My officers are out searching the streets. 32 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:42,080 We need to clear them. I've ordered my palace guards to help. 33 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,080 We'll find him. 34 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,840 Carcer can turn the dragon on us at any moment. 35 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,280 We're out of time. 36 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,200 Why did you bring me down here? 37 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,280 That old thing? 38 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:00,160 It's been rusted shut for as long as I can remember. Doesn't even have a... 39 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,560 key. 40 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,120 When a Patrician fails to protect his city, 41 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,840 the law demands that he be deprived of his life, 42 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,640 or his liberty. 43 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,200 [GRUNTING] 44 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,240 Personally... 45 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,160 I prefer the latter. 46 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,280 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 47 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,280 You see, Vimes, you should never build a dungeon 48 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,680 that you wouldn't want to stay in yourself. 49 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,040 -Hmm. -Keep us updated. If you can. 50 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,800 -You mean if I don't die? -Ah, yes. And that, too. 51 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,800 If people know that you're hiding away in here... 52 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,320 All they'll ever know is the outside of that cell door. 53 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:00,240 So as long as I go up to it, moaning from time to time, 54 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,600 they'll think that I'm suffering and be satisfied. 55 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,840 So let the people have their bolts and bars 56 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,600 as long as you're the one with the locks and keys. 57 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:14,960 Uh, don't you think you should stand by the people in this, their darkest hour? 58 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,320 You mean, you're leaving us on our own? 59 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,360 [DOOR LOCKING] 60 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,000 Don't you have a heart at all? 61 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,760 I'm not giving up, you hear me? 62 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,360 [DOOR THUDS] 63 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,320 Sorry, didn't mean to startle you. 64 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,880 I was wondering if I could ask you a small favour. 65 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:38,520 First, you're gonna answer me some questions. Come on. 66 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,120 [MIMICS VIMES] You're gonna answer me some questions. 67 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,000 WOMAN: [ON LOUDSPEAKER] Citizens, the waving bird is slightly more dangerous... 68 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,840 Hello, dragon. 69 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,320 ...than previously thought. Please make your way to safety. 70 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,520 -Have you cleared the streets? -They're not bloody listening. 71 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,400 -They never listen to us. -It's like they don't want to believe 72 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,400 -the world's ending until it actually ends. -It's all right. I'll sort it. 73 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,480 Get off these bloody streets right bloody now, 74 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:05,680 or you and your children are all going to burn! 75 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,720 That was good. 76 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,920 CARROT: If this all ends today,I just wanna say, you know, that... 77 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,640 Oh, bloody hell. Mirror? 78 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,480 You're magical, right? So... 79 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,360 MIRROR: Go on, Carrot, darling. 80 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:47,440 I wanted to know what to say to Angua, you know, about... 81 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,560 Shall we try a little role play? 82 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,480 Oh, Angua, you, uh, you look great today. 83 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,960 Those boots make you look really tall. 84 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,160 Not that you're small or anything. Of course not. 85 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,040 Well, I mean you are a bit smallbut that's fine because I like small things. 86 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,280 Mmm. 87 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:09,600 -[CARROT CLEARS THROAT] -Oh, Carrot, why don't you tell her how you feel? 88 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,600 Angua, I... 89 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,120 I... 90 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,400 I think you're cool. 91 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:30,840 [BABY CRYING] 92 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,920 What happens when it's all gone? 93 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,800 We get to live. 94 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:37,520 In ruins? 95 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,720 In a better world. 96 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,880 I don't believe that any more. 97 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,320 Yeah? You beginning to believe in Vimes then? 98 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:54,600 The good in Vimes powers a pattern that endures through the multiverse. 99 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:59,480 Every version of The Watch rising, giving hope. 100 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,560 If we break that pattern just once, 101 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,160 maybe it breaks everywhere, maybe they'll be no more good. 102 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,080 [CARCER GRUNTS] 103 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,400 It's too late. 104 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,120 Is it? 105 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,360 If they can erase you, why haven't they done it to The Watch? 106 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,400 Vimes? 107 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:28,920 Do you know who or what Carcer Dun's in business with? 108 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:33,320 Why would I know anything about that? Ah, I see. 109 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,520 They sent him back here. 110 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:40,880 Just because I'm the anthropomorphic personification of a supernatural entity... 111 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,200 You can appear and disappear out of thin air, can't you? 112 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,920 I must be best friends with all unexplained phenomena. 113 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,160 I didn't say that. 114 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,280 But you were thinking it! 115 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:52,280 -I need your help here! -[DEATH GROWLS] 116 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,680 -We're facing extinction. -It's not my fault. 117 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,840 -Up against all these strange forces. -[GROANS] Oh, here we go. 118 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:02,320 I was just hoping maybe one of them might be on our side? 119 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,640 [SIGHS] Oh, goodness. 120 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,800 Only one authority in existencehas the kind of power you're describing. 121 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,520 If you've upset them... 122 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,640 Who's them? 123 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,720 They go by many names. 124 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:23,280 Unfortunately, if a human hearsone of those names their mind immediately disintegrates. 125 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,400 Would you like me to tell you? 126 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:29,040 My mind's been disintegrating for the last 20 years but let's skip the names. 127 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,360 Will you help me fight them? 128 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,680 Will you 129 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,480 let me join your band 130 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,040 -Oh, piss off, Death. -That's mean. 131 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,680 CARCER: If the Watch and the city survive today 132 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,120 then I get wiped from existence. 133 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:49,480 Reality. Memories. Everything. 134 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,440 Everything is what the rest of us will lose if The Watch fall. 135 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,800 A world without good and all it inspires. 136 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:05,840 -Hope. Love. -[SCOFFS] 137 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,520 You'd still do it, wouldn't you? 138 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:19,680 Why should I sacrifice myself so the rest of you can just, can just carry on? 139 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,880 You've got this all wrong. You really don't know. 140 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,600 You could be a hero. 141 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,560 [WONSE GASPS] 142 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,400 I won't forget you, Wonse. 143 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,200 OBSERVER 1: Ooh, I didn't see that coming. 144 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,200 OBSERVER 2: It's exactly as I foresaw. 145 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,560 OBSERVER 1: Yeah, right. 146 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,480 THROAT: Hurry up, Clifford. Till's not nicking itself. 147 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:11,600 Today. Round the back of the counter. There. 148 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,960 Looting is still illegal, Throat. 149 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,040 Not when you're in The Thieves' Guild. 150 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,560 And especially not when you're head of The Thieves' Guild. 151 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,320 They made you their leader? 152 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,160 Most have fled. The rest wanted someone with guts. 153 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,640 You know, vision. 154 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,320 This is your vision? 155 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:33,240 This is what you do when the world's about to go up in flames? 156 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,320 Soon there'll be no shops to loot, nobody to rob, nothing to steal. 157 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,040 Just fire and ash. 158 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,400 All the more reason to get what you can while you can. 159 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,960 -Oh, for god's sake. -Wonse? 160 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,440 I said the till, Cliff. Does she look like a bloody till? 161 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,440 CARROT: What have you got there? 162 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,520 If Carcer's got any sense he'll attack here first. 163 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,120 Thousands of tinderbox homes. 164 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,200 Fire will spread fast. 165 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,240 -[DOOR BANGING OPEN] -She's lost a lot of blood. Cheery? 166 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,440 CARROT: What's she doing here, Captain? ANGUA: What's going on? 167 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,480 [WONSE WHIMPERS IN PAIN] 168 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,640 -VIMES: All right. -[WONSE GROANS] 169 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,440 ANGUA: She shouldn't be here. SYBIL: You can't trust her, Vimes. 170 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,520 -[WONSE GASPS] -We won't hurt you. 171 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,400 [WONSE GRUNTS] 172 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,680 I can help you find him. I know where he's headed. 173 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,960 Here. 174 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,400 SYBIL: Sunset Street? WONSE: There's a sun dial. 175 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,640 -"Noon's first ray." -"Command the dragon and burn the day." 176 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,360 Noon's in twenty minutes. 177 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,080 Why does everything have to be in 20 minutes? 178 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,320 If Carcer does this, the dragon will bow down before him? 179 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,640 It'll do everything the bearer of the artefacts commands. 180 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,680 Well then it's simple. When he shows his face, I'll bloody shoot him in it. 181 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,600 VIMES: We'll have to be fast. 182 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,400 I'll help you. You saw what he did to me. 183 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,520 Besides, this isn't about loyalty, okay? 184 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,800 It's about what kind of universe we want to live in. 185 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,000 You've done enough, Wonse. Rest. 186 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,760 How long between Carcer steppinginto the sun and the dragon being under his control? 187 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,040 Uh, a moment. 188 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,600 When it comes, what if I can distract it? 189 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,520 Buy us more time. 190 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,080 As far as we're aware, it hasn't eaten today. 191 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,040 And we all know what it likes. 192 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,720 I know this might come as a shock to you all, but... 193 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,360 I'm a virgin. 194 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,800 [ALL MURMURING] 195 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,680 -Aw! -You have to be kidding me. 196 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,000 -That's incredible. -No, can't be. 197 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,640 [GOBLIN SPEAKING] 198 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,800 I'll try to attract its attention. 199 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,560 Thank you for sharing, Carrot. 200 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,560 -Very brave. -The magical lure of the artefacts will be intense. 201 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,040 A single virgin won't be enough. 202 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:37,880 [SIGHS] 203 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,120 CARROT: Sally? 204 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,800 -Hello? -You came back. 205 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,000 Do you want a cookie? 206 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,640 Sally, how many virgins are in your support group? 207 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,360 One more now. 208 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,360 -Dig them up. -Why would she need to dig them up? 209 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,040 For real. Who is this crazy chick? 210 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,600 The dragon's not the only reasonvirgins are disappearing from the streets. 211 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,480 -[PANTING] -[HISSING] 212 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,440 -[MIAOWING] -[HISSING] 213 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,400 What are you two doing? 214 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,800 Yeah. What are we doing? 215 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,960 Dig them up. Now! 216 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,920 WOMAN: [ON LOUDSPEAKER] Citizens, Lord Vetinari wishes you all well, 217 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:28,840 and thanks you for your contribution to the rich, varied life of this city. 218 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,720 It's been fun, seriously. So, so much fun. 219 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,280 VIMES: [WHISPERING] Where is he? 220 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,120 He has to show himself any second now. 221 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,680 Vimes, 222 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,440 I want you to know 223 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,200 that even if I do get my hands on those artefacts, 224 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,400 you can trust me. 225 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,320 I trust you to do the right thing. 226 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Really? Because we argue all the time. 227 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,640 You wanted to throw Wayne into the lake, I didn't. 228 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,200 You wanted to release Skimmer, I didn't. 229 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,440 I was very happy to hand him over to Cruces. 230 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,640 Even at your worst, 231 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:19,560 you're a thousand times better and kinder and truer 232 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,000 than I could ever be. 233 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,960 When this is all over, 234 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,040 do you have plans? 235 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,880 What do you mean, plans? 236 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:31,960 Plans. 237 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,360 Plans. 238 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,720 MAN: Quickly! 239 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,720 You keep running. Don't look back. 240 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,400 Looking back only tells the predator it's definitely gonna catch you. 241 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,640 I've already been caught. 242 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,400 Angua, I know you could never... 243 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,840 -Now you know what I am... -You're a dwarf. 244 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,240 Also not a dwarf. 245 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,440 [ANGUA CHUCKLES] 246 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:10,080 Carrot, look, for what it's worth, I really think you're... 247 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,760 Carrot, honey, if this works and the dragon goes away, 248 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,680 every virgin will be safe? 249 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,040 Everyone will be safe. 250 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,200 Doesn't matter if you're a virgin. 251 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,760 -It doesn't? -Of course not. 252 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,640 So for argument's sake, let's say virgins kept on disappearing... 253 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,280 -We'd investigate. -Yeah? 254 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,720 Yeah. 255 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,120 WAYNE: Is now a good time to discuss my requirements? 256 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,480 -Quiet. -Because if we're burning this world 257 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,520 and building a new one, I have some demands. 258 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,200 Hear me out now. 259 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,800 I should like to be worshipped as a sexual deity. 260 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,480 You're in no position to make demands. 261 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,920 WAYNE: I want my own temple of ecstasy, 262 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,920 for all true lovers to cavort around as gayly and freely as they please. 263 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,000 -CARROT: Carcer. He's here. -This, this is the way of Wayne. 264 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040 Get ready. 265 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,200 WAYNE: We will spare the lovers, won't we? 266 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,080 CARCER: Shut up. It's time. 267 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,120 Soon as it shows. 268 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,240 [YELLS] 269 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,080 [RUMBLING] 270 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,320 [DRAGON ROARS] 271 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,560 WAYNE: Dragon, ignore this dickhead and do as you will. 272 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,800 [DRAGON ROARS] 273 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,120 WAYNE: It actually worked this time. 274 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Is he controlling it? 275 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,240 It's circling us. 276 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,640 -Is Carcer making it do that? -Why would he? 277 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,960 WAYNE: Oh, no. I think it may have backfired. 278 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,080 Yeah. It's really quite pissed off. 279 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,240 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 280 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,680 [DRAGON ROARING] 281 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,200 [DRAGON GROWLING] 282 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,480 [ROARING] 283 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,280 This is it! 284 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,680 Virgins! On me! 285 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Stay. 286 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,320 [DRAGON RUMBLES] 287 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,040 I know that sound. 288 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,760 [CHEERY HUMMING] 289 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,600 [DRAGON RUMBLES] 290 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,080 CHEERY: Oh, shit. 291 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,120 [DRAGON GROWLS] 292 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,440 -Cheery! -ANGUA: Cheery! 293 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,800 VIMES: Cheery! 294 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,280 [DRAGON ROARS] 295 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,080 CARCER: Sam. 296 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,200 It was the dragon. It ate them. 297 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,720 The badge, the crown, the sword. 298 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,120 Even your friend. 299 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,560 And now it's gonna burn you all. 300 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,240 You lose today, Sam. 301 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,840 And for once I get to win. 302 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,920 [CARCER COUGHS] 303 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,840 [DRAGON ROARING] 304 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,320 [DRAGON ROARING] 305 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,680 CARCER: I know how that thing feels. 306 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,320 Doesn't wanna be caged. Controlled. 307 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,200 VIMES: People are dying, Carcer. 308 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,480 Help us. 309 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,200 -[DRAGON ROARS] -I can't. 310 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,240 Whoever sent you back from the future must have the power to... 311 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,640 They don't want to help you. 312 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,440 I know why you want it all gone. 313 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,920 And I agree with you, the whole city's rigged. 314 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,040 That's not why I did this. 315 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,600 I didn't have a choice. 316 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,280 I've never had a choice. 317 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,000 The first time I killed, it was him or me. 318 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,520 But you, 319 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,320 you chose to let me fall. 320 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,320 -Right into their hands. -Whose hands? 321 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,200 CARROT: Listen to what's happening out there. 322 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,120 -Don't you care? -Why should I? 323 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,600 I was always gonna be the villain in this story. 324 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,880 CARROT: We'll save everybody. CARCER: You'll never make captain now. 325 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,320 CARROT: With or without your help. 326 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,200 -You'll die. -We'll find a way. 327 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,600 Just like your dwarf friend. 328 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,600 The fact that I'm still breathing, still here, 329 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,280 the fact that you still remember my name, 330 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,320 means that you and everything you stand for ends today. 331 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,480 But me? 332 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,240 I'll be spared, 333 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,080 and not just by some dragon. 334 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,800 Who's going to spare you? 335 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,320 [SCOFFS] 336 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,080 [DISTANT ROAR] 337 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,840 When I hear your screams, 338 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,720 I'll know. 339 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,680 For the first time in my life, I'll know... 340 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,840 -that it's fair. -[THUNDER RUMBLES] 341 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,520 [SPIKE SHUDDERING] 342 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,800 Last report said it was heading for the Upper Side. 343 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,960 It's burning everything. Street by street. 344 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,280 It must have a weakness. 345 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,640 A vulnerability. 346 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,920 -[GOODBOY CRIES] -Do not shake him like that. 347 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,240 He's a dragon, isn't he? He must be able to do something. 348 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,640 You're frightening him. And me, for that matter. 349 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,880 If Cheery couldn't find anything, 350 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:46,880 what chance do we have? 351 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,840 [SPIKE SOBBING SOFTLY] 352 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,520 My father always said, "It's better to light a candle 353 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,760 "than curse the darkness." 354 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,720 VIMES: That thing's like a lit flamethrower. 355 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,200 Soon, there'll be nothing left but darkness. 356 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,480 Cheery was afraid of the dark, 357 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,480 and then they realised it wasn't so bad. 358 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,680 Well, they wouldn't let us 359 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,440 spend our last hours like this, would they? 360 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,000 No, they'd get the tambourine out. 361 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,320 VIMES: You're alive! 362 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,840 Yeah, I'm a bit shocked too. 363 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,080 Especially since the dragon literally dropped me. 364 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,240 It dropped you? 365 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,240 Ow! [EXHALES SHARPLY] 366 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,440 Too experienced for its tastes. 367 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,920 Yeah, she dropped me Into a forest. 368 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,000 Speaking of which, can somebody do something with this please. 369 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,160 It's an egg. Thank you. 370 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,840 Oh, that's mine. 371 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,880 Cheers, I've been looking for that. 372 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,280 Where's Goodboy. 373 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,240 There's Goodboy. 374 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,400 You're a good boy aren't you? 375 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,800 [COOING] 376 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,840 [GOODBOY SCREECHES] 377 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,680 The Dragon... 378 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,600 is pissed. 379 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,960 Proper pissed. 380 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,280 I know this because we had a chat. 381 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,000 -A chat? -CHEERY: Well, I say chat. 382 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,640 It was kind of bit more like a... 383 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,040 [IMITATES DRAGON GROWL] 384 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,640 ...and then it was a bit of screaming from my part. 385 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,440 Lot of... [GRUNTING] 386 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,360 You know... [IMITATES DRAGON GROWL] 387 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,920 [IMITATES SCREAMING] 388 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,200 I've had worse conversations believe me. 389 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,760 She feels threatened. 390 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,920 She feels like we want to kill her or capture her. 391 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,520 So she's gonna do what any cornered animal would do? 392 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,320 But I think I know how to stop it. 393 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,000 You're head is bleeding. 394 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:31,960 -Is it? -Hmm. 395 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,880 Oh! Oh, right. 396 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,480 That's fine. If I collapse, then, transfuse my blood. 397 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,040 [COOING TO GOODBOY] 398 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,880 What you all gawking at? Come on. 399 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,400 We've got a city to save. Chop-chop. 400 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,720 Oi, Spike we're gonna need power. 401 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,160 Pretty exposed here. 402 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,960 We should run towards the danger everyone else runs away from. 403 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,240 Bastard's gonna burn everybody. 404 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,360 Are you sure about this, Cheery? 405 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,560 After the dragon took me 406 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,440 I realised that that roar we've been hearing... 407 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,320 it's not a roar. It's a song. 408 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,360 Goodboy's song. 409 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,200 I think they're both lonely. 410 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,600 If I'm right, then all we need to do is amplify the song. 411 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,880 -Boost it. -And then? 412 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,320 Noble Dragon should be attracted to it. 413 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,040 We release Goodboy 414 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,040 and then maybe... 415 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,200 Maybe? 416 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,160 Well, either he stops her from destroying everything, 417 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,840 or this is will be the shortest gig that we ever play. 418 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,440 Then let's play like we'll never play again. 419 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,080 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 420 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,720 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES] 421 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,720 [RUMBLING] 422 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,760 [SIGHS] 423 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,720 [JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES] 424 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,720 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 425 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,280 [THUNDER CLAPS] 426 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,600 [MUSIC PLAYING AT A DISTANCE] 427 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,560 [GROWLING] 428 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,440 CHEERY: It's not working. 429 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,360 [YELLING] Louder! 430 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,640 [SCREECHES] 431 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,640 [GROWLING] 432 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,440 It's coming. 433 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,040 Now, Lady Ramkin. 434 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,480 [GOODBOY CHITTERING] 435 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,320 [RUMBLING] 436 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,440 It's almost on us. 437 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,720 Be safe, Goodboy. 438 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,520 [CHITTERING] 439 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,680 Remember to breathe, Goodboy. 440 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,200 Breathe. 441 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,960 [DISTANT GROWL] 442 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,160 [GOODBOY CHITTERS] 443 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,560 [GROWLING] 444 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,560 [GOODBOY CHITTERING] 445 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,200 [DRAGON GROWLING] 446 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,280 [DISTANT BANG] 447 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,320 [LAUGHS] 448 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,080 [SOBS] 449 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,560 Best damn gig of our lives and no one saw. 450 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,320 We saw. 451 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 [GROANS] 452 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,920 [CRACKLING] 453 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,640 [PANTING] 454 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,000 I'm sorry. 455 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,240 I'll never forget you. 456 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,440 [WONSE CRYING] 457 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,760 CHEERY: We are the Watch. 458 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,880 [ALL CHUCKLE] 459 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,040 CHEERY: Who's there? We are! 460 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,520 VIMES: Well done, team. [CHUCKLES] 461 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,880 Why, thank you. 462 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,160 He's been erased. 463 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,080 Come to hand yourself in? 464 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,000 Lupine Wonse, we're arresting you for the theft of a Grimoire 465 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,600 from Unseen University Library. 466 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,840 -The summoning of a Noble Dragon... -Oh, wait! 467 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,880 I just helped you save the city. 468 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,480 You tried to burn the city. 469 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,640 [EXHALES] 470 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,320 You don't remember him... 471 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,720 He fell from the roof. 472 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,120 What are you talking about? 473 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,080 After he killed John Keel he fell from the roof. 474 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,840 You killed John Keel. 475 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,160 You killed him when I couldn't. 476 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,800 I should've arrested you that night. 477 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,720 -Carrot. -No wait. 478 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,480 -Vimes, please listen... -Hands. 479 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,040 They've rewritten reality. 480 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,480 -Do as he says. -You think I did everything Carcer did? 481 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,640 But I know different. 482 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,600 -Who's Carcer? -I'm not the enemy here. 483 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,760 -Hands. Now. -No. Wait. 484 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,080 This is uncut Slab. 485 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,280 This is uncut Slab. 486 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,080 I light it... 487 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,080 and anyone in a two-mile radius 488 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,800 is gonna have the worst day of their lives. 489 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,120 You mean the last day of their lives. 490 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,040 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 491 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,120 Don't follow. 492 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,640 I remember him. 493 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,400 Do you hear me? 494 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,800 I know you're watching. 495 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,120 I'm the only one who remembers him. 496 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,440 And you. 497 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,360 What if I told everybody that you're out there? 498 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,320 What if they all knew 499 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,800 what you're going to do? 500 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,640 [ELECTRICAL STATIC] 501 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,120 [RUMBLING] 502 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,760 OBSERVER: What do you want? 503 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,320 Power like yours. 504 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,800 Why should we give you power? 505 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,480 So I can destroy The Watch. 506 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,840 ALL: We're listening. 507 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,000 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 508 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,160 So Wonse is still at large? 509 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,360 But we're doing everything in our power to find her, sir. 510 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,400 And you're certain the Noble Dragon won't return? 511 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,760 It's free. 512 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,080 Hand it over, there's a love. 513 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,120 Come on, come on. 514 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,600 THROAT: Write the lady a receipt, Tim. 515 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,120 There's a good boy. 516 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,560 How reassuring it is to see everything back to normal. 517 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,160 Oh, not often we see you out on the streets, My Lord. 518 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,880 I have a delicate complexion. 519 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,720 Seems to agree with these nice clear skies though. 520 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,360 And your new responsibilities seem to be agreeing with you? 521 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,800 I'm not really in it for the thieving. 522 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,280 It's the people you get to meet. 523 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,360 Good. Because in light of The Watch's success, 524 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,320 I am considering reducing the quota. 525 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,640 Reduction, sir? Tim. 526 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,480 I've called an emergency meeting of the City Council, 527 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:58,280 and all the heads of the guilds are expected to attend. 528 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,160 The Assassins still don't have a leader 529 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,800 after the disappearance of Doctor Cruces. 530 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,440 Yes, the power vacuum in The Assassins' Guild 531 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,400 will certainly be top of the agenda. 532 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,640 -Oh. -And The Watch 533 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,400 will need a representative. 534 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,680 I hardly think that I'm suitable, sir. 535 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,400 We all know that, Vimes. 536 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,800 A reduction in the quota is a fantastic idea. 537 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,240 The Watch are more than ready to pick up the slack. 538 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,040 My Lord. 539 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,320 Oh, thank you for your approval, Lady Ramkin. 540 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,560 But we will need more officers though. 541 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,280 Will we? 542 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,440 [SCOFFS] Be there. 543 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,080 Why do we have to be on the posters, Cheery? 544 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,720 We're The Watch, which means... 545 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,320 -Anybody can be. -VIMES: I know. 546 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,400 Even if the quotas do come down, 547 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,360 there's still The Thieves' Guild and The Assassins' Guild. 548 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,640 A whole lot of wrong we can't touch. 549 00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,000 But there's a whole lot of wrong we can touch, sir. 550 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,440 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 551 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,000 Well, I guess you better put these up then. 552 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,760 Everywhere you can. 553 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,040 You're not coming out with us, Captain? 554 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,360 I've... got... plans. 555 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,440 Plans, sir? 556 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,800 Plans. 557 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,880 So then I told Vetinari that The Assassins 558 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:37,320 should fill their power vacuum by holding democratic elections for their new leader. 559 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,440 It was agreed 14 to 7 560 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,160 that I should be the one to administer it all. 561 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,600 So just you wait. 562 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,800 I'll have them out of business inside a year. 563 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,640 [CHUCKLES] 564 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,360 Oh, erm... 565 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,360 Got a light? 566 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,800 Goodboy's gone. 567 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,400 This is what I saw. 568 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,760 Us. 569 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,760 Here. 570 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,600 In the future. 571 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,880 Our future. 572 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,400 More wine? 573 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,440 Yes, lovely. 574 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,640 [GRUNTS] 575 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,520 [SPITS] 576 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,840 [GASPS] 577 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,800 No. No, no, no, no, no. 578 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,920 Do you know how many different varieties of cabbage 579 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,400 they have at the farm your friend despatched us to? 580 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,440 Three hundred. 581 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,520 My favourite was the uh, Klatchian Clutcher. 582 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,040 -You don't dig it up? -[GRUNTS] 583 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,040 It jumps out of the ground at you. 584 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,160 Such a persistent vegetable. 585 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,840 [SCREAMS AND GROANS] 586 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,680 Keeps coming at you. 587 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,640 Just will not give up. 588 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,240 -[GROANS] -[GRUNTS] 589 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,720 The only way to stop it. Is to cut out its heart. 590 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,240 [GRUNTS] 591 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,720 There is no power vacuum in The Assassins' Guild. 592 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,160 And there will be no election. 593 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,800 Or witnesses. Remember? 594 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,120 [GRUNTS] 595 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,240 [GROANS] 596 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,520 -[GASPS] -[GROANS] 597 00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,720 [GRUNTS] 598 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,240 Yes, I didn't see anything. 599 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,800 ALICE: No, wait. 600 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,200 You really are a good singer. 601 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,480 No! 602 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,840 -Um... -I'm so sorry about that. 603 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,560 I had some business to take care of. 604 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,000 You've got... 605 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,320 Sam how do you always manage to have such filthy skin? 606 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,080 You... You, uh... 607 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,560 And those scrawny little legs really do need fattening up. 608 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,200 Look, what I'm trying to tell you is, uh... 609 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,320 My legs need what? 610 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,760 Nutrition. I'll sort it out. 611 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,320 -Sybil. -Sam. 612 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,760 -Sybil. -Sam. 613 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,960 You have a fork in your back. 614 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,520 A what? 615 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,760 So I have. 616 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,600 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 617 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,400 I should take that out. 618 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,800 Well. If you're still here when I get back, 619 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,360 then I'll know you're really mine. 620 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,800 Well, that was well and truly wedged in... 621 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,000 deep. 622 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,720 Sam? 623 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,040 REALM RECEPTIONIST: The following announcement is for your safety. 624 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,560 As a mortal being in an interdimensional eternity 625 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,120 please keep away from the edge. 626 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,880 If you fall, you will fall forever. 627 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,560 And die forever. In eternal, endless agony. 628 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,160 Enjoy your visit to the Observers' Realm. 629 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,280 I thought you weren't our enemy? 630 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:29,840 I wasn't. 631 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,720 VIMES: Oh, bollocks. 632 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,280 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]