1 00:00:00,804 --> 00:00:03,137 (rap music) 2 00:00:14,002 --> 00:00:16,252 (cheering) 3 00:00:17,525 --> 00:00:20,996 - Ladies and gentlemen, 4 00:00:21,973 --> 00:00:26,973 please welcome to the stage my cousin of hope 5 00:00:27,099 --> 00:00:29,316 Sergei Mokavek. 6 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:32,830 (rap music) 7 00:00:37,118 --> 00:00:40,035 In the envelope in Sergei's hand is 8 00:00:41,043 --> 00:00:45,243 the name of Interpol's most wanted badass. 9 00:00:45,243 --> 00:00:48,063 I wonder who that could be. 10 00:00:48,063 --> 00:00:50,170 Sergei, read the names. 11 00:00:52,559 --> 00:00:54,892 - Okay, so in numbers three, 12 00:00:58,371 --> 00:01:01,983 Hajina Do, head of Indian mafia. 13 00:01:01,983 --> 00:01:04,963 - Oh, it sucks to be him. 14 00:01:04,963 --> 00:01:08,963 Remind me to send a card for him being a big blow off. 15 00:01:08,963 --> 00:01:11,153 - In second place. 16 00:01:11,153 --> 00:01:12,426 - Take your time Sergei. 17 00:01:14,301 --> 00:01:19,301 Slow, slow like X factors build trapper. 18 00:01:23,653 --> 00:01:26,100 - In number. 19 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,553 - Speed it up, speed it up. 20 00:01:27,553 --> 00:01:28,386 - In number, 21 00:01:31,553 --> 00:01:35,053 in second place is Vladimir Shevchenko. 22 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:40,747 (cheering and rap music) 23 00:01:42,955 --> 00:01:45,173 - Stop your clapping! 24 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:47,826 Shut off music and disco lights. 25 00:01:47,826 --> 00:01:50,465 We don't applause number two! 26 00:01:50,465 --> 00:01:53,759 - [Sergei] Number one bad guy is the world is El Chito. 27 00:01:53,759 --> 00:01:54,771 - El Chito? 28 00:01:54,771 --> 00:01:56,011 - Chitock Beron from. 29 00:01:56,011 --> 00:01:58,780 - I know who he is Sergei. 30 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:00,193 - What happens now? 31 00:02:00,193 --> 00:02:05,193 - Now, we press button on Antelope's Tail. 32 00:02:07,858 --> 00:02:10,858 (suspenseful music) 33 00:02:17,823 --> 00:02:22,183 - Right, now I know you're all feeling pretty stupid 34 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:25,363 after Ann pulled the wool over all of your eyes. 35 00:02:25,363 --> 00:02:27,683 Yeah, but it happens and I just want to assure you 36 00:02:27,683 --> 00:02:29,883 that you have the full support from the entire. 37 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,613 - Okay Joan move. 38 00:02:31,613 --> 00:02:33,303 You got a new mommy now. 39 00:02:33,303 --> 00:02:35,653 - I'm sorry can I help you? 40 00:02:35,653 --> 00:02:36,486 Who are you? 41 00:02:36,486 --> 00:02:38,663 - I'm Gemma Stone, CIA operations. 42 00:02:38,663 --> 00:02:40,293 The United Nations have put me in charge 43 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,373 of crushing Vladimir Shevchenko. 44 00:02:42,373 --> 00:02:44,313 Now who is in charge of this shit show? 45 00:02:44,313 --> 00:02:45,493 - Well that would be me. 46 00:02:45,493 --> 00:02:48,117 I'm Ruth Brooks, head of MI-6 special branch 47 00:02:48,117 --> 00:02:50,783 and you have no jurisdiction in the United Kingdom. 48 00:02:50,783 --> 00:02:52,913 - Okay, nobody cares about your country anymore. 49 00:02:52,913 --> 00:02:55,003 - Um, this country was at the forefront of intelligence 50 00:02:55,003 --> 00:02:56,445 for as long as I can remember. 51 00:02:56,445 --> 00:02:57,278 - Okay, so your lips are moving 52 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,483 but I'm not really listening to what you're saying. 53 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,833 It's like pieces of wood are falling out of your mouth. 54 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,520 - Look, whatever your name is. 55 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,643 We need to take a minute. 56 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:07,393 - Yeah, you don't have a minute. 57 00:03:07,393 --> 00:03:08,783 Go home. 58 00:03:08,783 --> 00:03:10,036 - Okay, great, yeah sure. 59 00:03:11,001 --> 00:03:11,866 Sure, I'll just head off. 60 00:03:12,863 --> 00:03:14,798 - Ruth I have something you should see. 61 00:03:14,798 --> 00:03:16,603 - Ruth doesn't work here anymore. 62 00:03:16,603 --> 00:03:17,843 She was just leaving. 63 00:03:17,843 --> 00:03:18,973 - I really ought to take a look. 64 00:03:18,973 --> 00:03:21,023 - Yeah, I really think that you shouldn't. 65 00:03:21,023 --> 00:03:23,543 Hey, I can make this more embarrassing for you. 66 00:03:23,543 --> 00:03:25,698 Rex, Sarason. 67 00:03:25,698 --> 00:03:28,550 - Oh great, they've got dog names, lovely. 68 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:32,263 - You know what, let's just throw this out to the floor. 69 00:03:32,263 --> 00:03:34,523 Okay, put your hand in the air 70 00:03:34,523 --> 00:03:37,026 if you think Ruth should stay. 71 00:03:37,026 --> 00:03:39,636 Anyone at all? 72 00:03:42,183 --> 00:03:44,496 - Okay, you look like you need to shit. 73 00:03:45,556 --> 00:03:47,573 Can you just fucking move? 74 00:03:47,573 --> 00:03:48,406 Thank you. 75 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:52,553 - Okay, what have we got? 76 00:03:52,553 --> 00:03:55,606 - It's Shevchenko, he's just uploaded a video this morning. 77 00:03:57,225 --> 00:04:00,969 - Oh, hello world. 78 00:04:00,969 --> 00:04:02,219 I am Vladimir Shevchenko. 79 00:04:04,406 --> 00:04:08,073 In my possession I have the Antelope's Tail. 80 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:13,001 Oh, now I have your attention. 81 00:04:15,802 --> 00:04:19,002 You might as well shit inside of yourselves 82 00:04:19,002 --> 00:04:22,035 because come this Wednesday 83 00:04:22,035 --> 00:04:27,035 I shall push the button on Antelopes Tail. 84 00:04:27,093 --> 00:04:29,203 Causing destruction that 85 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:32,553 has never been seen on earth before. 86 00:04:32,553 --> 00:04:37,180 This day shall be known as Antelope's Tail-maggedon. 87 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:40,293 Antelope's Tail-maggedon. 88 00:04:40,293 --> 00:04:43,277 Guys, guys, Antelope's Tail. 89 00:04:43,277 --> 00:04:44,353 - [Soldiers] Antelope's Tail-maggedon. 90 00:04:45,191 --> 00:04:46,640 - All at the same time. 91 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,928 - [All] Antelope's Tail-maggedon. 92 00:04:48,928 --> 00:04:50,589 - [Soldiers] Antelope's Tail-maggedon. 93 00:04:50,589 --> 00:04:51,923 - Ah, your an idiot fool. 94 00:04:51,923 --> 00:04:53,523 Mike shut it off. 95 00:04:53,523 --> 00:04:54,803 - Let's get this down ASAP. 96 00:04:54,803 --> 00:04:56,753 We need to keep a lid on this thing. 97 00:04:56,753 --> 00:04:58,273 - We may be too late ma'am. 98 00:04:58,273 --> 00:05:01,043 - We cut now from one piece of news or media reaction 99 00:05:01,043 --> 00:05:03,843 to the next as hysteria and information-mania surround 100 00:05:03,843 --> 00:05:05,733 the mystery of exact nature of 101 00:05:05,733 --> 00:05:08,403 the Antelope's Tail spreads around the world. 102 00:05:08,403 --> 00:05:10,883 - What does the Antelope's Tail actually do? 103 00:05:10,883 --> 00:05:13,033 - One theory is that if the button is pressed. 104 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:14,533 - All the volcanoes on the planet 105 00:05:14,533 --> 00:05:17,353 will erupt a precisely the same time. 106 00:05:17,353 --> 00:05:20,083 - Causing a really mega big tsunami. 107 00:05:20,083 --> 00:05:23,223 - And a million random children's heads will explode. 108 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:26,323 - Every dog in the world will turn on his master. 109 00:05:26,323 --> 00:05:29,030 - Dinosaurs will come back to life. 110 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,743 - And if that theory is true. 111 00:05:30,743 --> 00:05:32,593 - Then every fish in the world 112 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,943 will float to the top of the water. 113 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,323 - I guess it's real power is 114 00:05:36,323 --> 00:05:39,256 that no one really knows what it does. 115 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,839 (simple music) 116 00:05:47,857 --> 00:05:50,440 - Ah Ruth, Ruth Brooks it's me. 117 00:05:52,263 --> 00:05:54,323 I'm alive. 118 00:05:54,323 --> 00:05:56,172 I'm not a ghost. 119 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:57,683 - I know you're not a ghost. 120 00:05:57,683 --> 00:05:59,205 I don't believe in ghosts anyway. 121 00:05:59,205 --> 00:06:00,166 - Well you should. 122 00:06:00,166 --> 00:06:02,423 When I was a little boy the ghost of an old man 123 00:06:02,423 --> 00:06:05,883 used to sneak inside my room from by bedroom window. 124 00:06:05,883 --> 00:06:08,665 Sit at the end of the bed and tickle my toes. 125 00:06:08,665 --> 00:06:10,863 Come to think of it, maybe it wasn't a ghost. 126 00:06:10,863 --> 00:06:13,173 It might have been a weird old man. 127 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,253 - Oh god it's bunk. 128 00:06:15,253 --> 00:06:16,793 What do you want man? 129 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:17,626 - Shevchenko. 130 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,793 I know where he is. 131 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:23,803 - Okay, this is how the US roll. 132 00:06:23,803 --> 00:06:27,273 We ain't here to dance, we fire straight in. 133 00:06:27,273 --> 00:06:29,543 Civilian causalities, in my mind 134 00:06:29,543 --> 00:06:31,663 that's just an unlucky break I never met. 135 00:06:31,663 --> 00:06:33,947 Okay, are you set soldier? 136 00:06:33,947 --> 00:06:36,403 - [Male] We are outside Vladimir Shevchenko's headquarters. 137 00:06:36,403 --> 00:06:39,303 - Then Mission Castle Fucker is a go. 138 00:06:39,303 --> 00:06:41,915 Operation is go, go, go Team Five. 139 00:06:41,915 --> 00:06:43,653 - [Male] Go, go, go, go. 140 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:44,793 - That's a go, go, go, go. 141 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:46,064 Team Six? 142 00:06:46,064 --> 00:06:47,367 - [Male] We are go, go, go. 143 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:48,200 - Go, go. 144 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,033 - [Male] Go, go, go. 145 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,384 - Go, go, go, go. 146 00:06:50,384 --> 00:06:53,379 (shooting) 147 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:56,353 Oh, oh right in the fucking face. 148 00:06:57,403 --> 00:07:00,570 Ow! Fuck you asshole. 149 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:02,366 (shooting) 150 00:07:02,366 --> 00:07:04,116 I'd say goodbye to your kids bitch. 151 00:07:05,396 --> 00:07:06,323 Are you getting this? 152 00:07:06,323 --> 00:07:09,291 - [Male] We got him mum, we got him. 153 00:07:09,291 --> 00:07:12,733 Put your hands up and identify yourself sir. 154 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,206 Identify yourself! 155 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:19,066 - Hi, I'm Vlad Shevchenko. 156 00:07:19,066 --> 00:07:21,263 - [Male] Left turn and state your name. 157 00:07:21,263 --> 00:07:23,593 - Hi, I am Vlad Shevchenko. 158 00:07:23,593 --> 00:07:24,613 - What the fuck is going on? 159 00:07:24,613 --> 00:07:26,873 - [Male] You turn slow and identify yourself! 160 00:07:26,873 --> 00:07:30,013 - Hey, I am Vlad Shevchenko. 161 00:07:30,013 --> 00:07:30,886 - Oh my god. 162 00:07:32,513 --> 00:07:33,836 Shit look alikes. 163 00:07:36,013 --> 00:07:37,723 - Hello my enemies. 164 00:07:39,101 --> 00:07:43,096 Did you enjoy our game of hide and seeks. 165 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:45,366 Peek-a-boo! 166 00:07:47,822 --> 00:07:52,633 Hold up, you're not Ruth Brooks. 167 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:57,003 - Forget Ruth Brooks, I'm in charge now. 168 00:07:57,003 --> 00:07:59,053 You give me the god damn Antelope's Tail 169 00:07:59,053 --> 00:08:00,983 or I will rip your nuts right out of their sack. 170 00:08:00,983 --> 00:08:05,983 - I didn't call for sexy time but gee, oh yes, I'm aroused. 171 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:10,203 - I will stand on your fucking neck 172 00:08:10,203 --> 00:08:12,478 and I will shoot your teeth out one by one. 173 00:08:12,478 --> 00:08:15,569 - Slow down and savor it. 174 00:08:15,569 --> 00:08:18,563 I'm about to shoot my bunk already. 175 00:08:18,563 --> 00:08:21,463 - Listen, I am hunting you down. 176 00:08:21,463 --> 00:08:23,923 I'm throwing everything I've got into breaking you 177 00:08:23,923 --> 00:08:26,923 and you should know that I fight dirty. 178 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,210 - That's the way I like it. 179 00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:33,596 But I'm in the most secretive place on earth. 180 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,855 You'll never ever find me. 181 00:08:37,855 --> 00:08:40,605 (dramatic music) 182 00:08:43,173 --> 00:08:44,006 - Why am I here? 183 00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:47,047 - Well because Huxley and I and me 184 00:08:47,047 --> 00:08:49,313 have broken the abacus code. 185 00:08:49,313 --> 00:08:51,423 I know where Shevchenko is. 186 00:08:51,423 --> 00:08:52,256 - Go on. 187 00:08:52,256 --> 00:08:53,193 - Well Huxley will explain, 188 00:08:53,193 --> 00:08:55,346 he's something of a computer whiz. 189 00:08:55,346 --> 00:08:56,853 - I see. 190 00:08:56,853 --> 00:08:58,483 - Yes, please. 191 00:08:58,483 --> 00:09:01,070 So well, once I started to look around for. 192 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:02,753 - Yep. 193 00:09:02,753 --> 00:09:04,983 - Once I started to look around for any data 194 00:09:04,983 --> 00:09:07,483 that could lead us to Shevchenko, I came across this. 195 00:09:07,483 --> 00:09:09,422 - And I said, straightaway, that's the abacus sign. 196 00:09:09,422 --> 00:09:10,983 That is what you've got there, 197 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,123 it's definitely the abacus sign. 198 00:09:12,123 --> 00:09:13,573 Seen it everywhere on this mission. 199 00:09:13,573 --> 00:09:15,403 That is the abacus sign right there. 200 00:09:15,403 --> 00:09:16,236 - And I thought. 201 00:09:16,236 --> 00:09:17,613 - We thought. 202 00:09:17,613 --> 00:09:20,203 - We thought that there could be much more to it. 203 00:09:20,203 --> 00:09:21,353 - Yeah and that's where things 204 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,473 started to get really interesting. 205 00:09:23,473 --> 00:09:24,306 - So I. 206 00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:25,299 - No we. - Built an. 207 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:26,132 - We built. 208 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:26,965 - Built an algorithm. 209 00:09:26,965 --> 00:09:27,798 - We built an algorithm. 210 00:09:27,798 --> 00:09:29,113 - A computer based system that searches through 211 00:09:29,113 --> 00:09:31,603 like any occult signs and system on the net. 212 00:09:31,603 --> 00:09:33,176 - I was gonna say exactly what he's saying right now. 213 00:09:33,176 --> 00:09:36,813 That was actually, I was, read my mind bro. 214 00:09:36,813 --> 00:09:39,113 - Then I thought, why don't I use 215 00:09:39,113 --> 00:09:40,793 the algorithm to search for. 216 00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:42,143 - It's a map! 217 00:09:42,143 --> 00:09:43,503 It's a map Ruth. 218 00:09:43,503 --> 00:09:44,493 My god, it's a map. 219 00:09:44,493 --> 00:09:45,813 It's a freaking map girl. 220 00:09:45,813 --> 00:09:47,103 - A map of what? 221 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:49,567 - Um, some sort of underground mining tunnels. 222 00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:51,684 - In the mountains, they're in the mountains. 223 00:09:51,684 --> 00:09:54,233 - Mayaliviac, Vlad's Republic. 224 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:56,790 So the little circles here are bunkers 225 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,610 and the ones over here the large ones are the ones where. 226 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:01,888 - That that right there is a secret underground base. 227 00:10:01,888 --> 00:10:05,093 - You can see that um you can access the tunnels 228 00:10:05,093 --> 00:10:06,833 via an old disused damn. 229 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:09,843 - Ruth this is where Shevchenko is. 230 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,146 I bet my life on it. 231 00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:16,856 - Well this is fantastic work. 232 00:10:19,422 --> 00:10:21,063 What do you need from me? 233 00:10:21,063 --> 00:10:21,896 - A village. 234 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:23,893 - A village? 235 00:10:23,893 --> 00:10:25,743 - I've always wanted to start my own community 236 00:10:25,743 --> 00:10:28,173 and I think now I have the skills to go off and do that. 237 00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:29,006 - What? 238 00:10:29,006 --> 00:10:30,023 - We don't need a village. 239 00:10:30,023 --> 00:10:33,393 That is actually the last thing, scrub a village. 240 00:10:33,393 --> 00:10:34,943 I mean we have that locked and loaded. 241 00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:39,013 We need Action Team back together to fight this one out. 242 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,993 - Yes, well I can track Action Team down. 243 00:10:40,993 --> 00:10:43,733 The last I heard they were on gardening leave. 244 00:10:43,733 --> 00:10:45,983 (clipping) 245 00:10:48,928 --> 00:10:51,095 (revving) 246 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:59,173 (heroic music) 247 00:11:15,195 --> 00:11:16,303 - How can? 248 00:11:16,303 --> 00:11:19,636 - Yeah, Spink Rat, I'm alive, I'm alive. 249 00:11:20,883 --> 00:11:23,133 (grunting) 250 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,484 - Well that's good then. 251 00:11:29,484 --> 00:11:30,317 - Good for me. 252 00:11:30,317 --> 00:11:31,953 Yeah, I'm brilliant. 253 00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:33,507 - Yeah, yeah. 254 00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:35,757 (grunting) 255 00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:40,320 - Dah, um. 256 00:11:42,262 --> 00:11:43,481 - Are you okay? 257 00:11:43,481 --> 00:11:46,121 - No, no not really. 258 00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:49,563 It's been a bit rough mate to be honest. 259 00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:50,563 - I have a question. 260 00:11:51,563 --> 00:11:53,928 Did you have a fake funeral for me? 261 00:11:53,928 --> 00:11:55,011 - Yes we did. 262 00:11:56,747 --> 00:12:00,360 Uh, we had a few drinks in the Nelson. 263 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,483 And then I had to carry on on my own. 264 00:12:03,483 --> 00:12:04,533 - Oh nice. 265 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:06,183 - Ga, I'm really struggling to hold this together man. 266 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,993 - Me too moucher. 267 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:08,826 Me too. 268 00:12:09,943 --> 00:12:12,093 - So you're alive then. 269 00:12:12,093 --> 00:12:14,303 - Oh, I forgot about you in all this. 270 00:12:14,303 --> 00:12:15,853 My demise must have ripped you up 271 00:12:15,853 --> 00:12:18,260 like a bad burrito from the inside. 272 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,406 - No not really. 273 00:12:21,813 --> 00:12:23,743 So we're going back to work then, or what? 274 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,266 - I think what she means Graham is. 275 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,183 - Can we kick it? 276 00:12:28,183 --> 00:12:31,020 - Yes, we can. 277 00:12:32,176 --> 00:12:35,176 (suspenseful music) 278 00:12:39,147 --> 00:12:42,490 - So you know what I am giggling at? 279 00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:47,276 I always thought my final meal would be steak. 280 00:12:48,623 --> 00:12:53,623 Yet here I sit eating fajitas for the first time. 281 00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:59,556 Such a weird thing to do, right? 282 00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:05,206 Never scared to break new boundaries. 283 00:13:10,003 --> 00:13:13,576 Am I sensing a little seed, 284 00:13:16,753 --> 00:13:18,766 of negativity around this table? 285 00:13:20,823 --> 00:13:21,773 Is there a problem? 286 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:25,636 - Do we have to press the button? 287 00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:29,616 - Of course we have to press the button. 288 00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:33,577 That's what all of this has been for. 289 00:13:33,577 --> 00:13:35,566 It's our destiny. 290 00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:37,823 WHat's wrong? 291 00:13:37,823 --> 00:13:41,983 Have you lost your nerve now you have a girlfriend? 292 00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:45,116 You become pussy whipped little bitch. 293 00:13:46,028 --> 00:13:50,433 Look at you, sitting there better than everyone else 294 00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:53,256 because you have a new whore. 295 00:14:01,993 --> 00:14:04,126 That was insensitive and callous of me. 296 00:14:05,063 --> 00:14:08,793 Ridicule you only because you have found love. 297 00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:12,893 And I'm sorry for it. 298 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,060 You know what? 299 00:14:15,803 --> 00:14:17,496 Maybe you sit this one out. 300 00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:22,531 Go be with your girl, do couple stuff. 301 00:14:22,531 --> 00:14:24,476 Have a picnic in park. 302 00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:29,363 Get one of those bicycles you can ride at the same time. 303 00:14:29,363 --> 00:14:31,633 What do they call, Demetri please? 304 00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:32,733 - Tandem. 305 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:36,313 - The tandem, go have a tandem ride together with her. 306 00:14:36,313 --> 00:14:39,669 - Look Vlad, I don't want special treatment okay. 307 00:14:39,669 --> 00:14:41,419 - Oh, you deserve it. 308 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:43,466 Go. 309 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,553 - Nah. 310 00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:51,394 Enjoy your dinner everyone. 311 00:14:51,394 --> 00:14:53,382 Thanks Vlad. 312 00:14:53,382 --> 00:14:55,632 (clanking) 313 00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:01,300 (pop) 314 00:15:07,235 --> 00:15:08,735 - We are bad guys. 315 00:15:09,907 --> 00:15:14,140 That should mean something to each and every one of you. 316 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:19,137 It means we act first and we think about it later. 317 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:22,261 Usually with a large regret. 318 00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:27,038 Like right now, I'm regretting shooting Bogohardt. 319 00:15:27,038 --> 00:15:30,956 He was a good man and a loyal soldier. 320 00:15:30,956 --> 00:15:34,326 But that is what being a bad guy is. 321 00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:38,094 So anyone else around this table 322 00:15:38,094 --> 00:15:43,094 don't got the stomach for it, want to follow him. 323 00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:48,666 No, I didn't think so. 324 00:15:57,421 --> 00:15:59,588 Eat, eat, eat the fajitas! 325 00:16:02,173 --> 00:16:04,603 - I say we just fire a nuke right into his 326 00:16:04,603 --> 00:16:07,180 shit pot little republic and let's see how he likes that. 327 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:10,383 - We are not launching a full stage nuclear attack 328 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:12,094 because you lost this man. 329 00:16:12,094 --> 00:16:14,273 - Hey, it wasn't just me. 330 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,783 It was a team fuck up. 331 00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:16,793 Like we all fucked up a little bit 332 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,753 and that made one massive fuck up. 333 00:16:18,753 --> 00:16:20,353 - Enough, Mrs. Potty Mouth. 334 00:16:20,353 --> 00:16:22,853 My question remains, does anyone have 335 00:16:22,853 --> 00:16:25,943 the faintest idea where Vladimir Shevchenko is? 336 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:26,836 - Yes, I do. 337 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,617 Sally, link me up to channels two four eight. 338 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:32,953 - Oh, but that. 339 00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:35,203 - Action Team, they're back. 340 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,437 - Who the hell are Action Team? 341 00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:39,100 - They're the only hope we've got. 342 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,773 Sally, I need full thermal imaging 343 00:16:40,773 --> 00:16:42,123 on the following coordinates. 344 00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:43,939 Two, four, eight northwest. 345 00:16:43,939 --> 00:16:44,772 - Hold on a minute Brooks. 346 00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:45,605 You do not have the authority. 347 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,936 - No, but I have the intel. 348 00:16:48,555 --> 00:16:50,036 Do you? 349 00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:55,243 Do you? 350 00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:56,076 - No. 351 00:16:56,076 --> 00:16:56,909 - You don't. 352 00:16:57,873 --> 00:16:58,706 - Come on. 353 00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:04,113 Now, fuck off. 354 00:17:04,113 --> 00:17:05,553 - Sorry Ruth can we get on with this? 355 00:17:05,553 --> 00:17:07,133 - Absolutely yes, right. 356 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,493 Sally link me up. 357 00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:10,133 - Just patching you through mum. 358 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,593 - Thank you. 359 00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:14,001 - [Male] This is Action Team going live. 360 00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:16,584 (heroic music) 361 00:17:26,532 --> 00:17:29,009 (popping) 362 00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:31,941 (heroic music) 363 00:17:31,941 --> 00:17:34,319 (popping) 364 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,902 (heroic music) 365 00:17:43,977 --> 00:17:45,410 (popping) 366 00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:47,993 (heroic music) 367 00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:52,679 (pop) 368 00:17:52,679 --> 00:17:55,429 - Ah (groaning). 369 00:17:57,599 --> 00:17:59,654 - Hello Monica. 370 00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:00,487 - Uriand. 371 00:18:01,593 --> 00:18:03,376 Done something different with your hair? 372 00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:04,825 - [Huxley] What did y'all do to me. 373 00:18:04,825 --> 00:18:05,857 - Shut up! 374 00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:08,942 - Oe, you leave the kid out of this all right? 375 00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:10,640 Your battle's here you muppet. 376 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:15,383 - Vlad, I have intercepted Action Team. 377 00:18:15,383 --> 00:18:19,063 I repeat, I have intercepted Action Team. 378 00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:20,583 - I heard you the first time. 379 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:24,178 I repeat I heard you the first time. 380 00:18:24,178 --> 00:18:26,831 - Vladimir, don't worry we're coming. 381 00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,666 - Wait for me. 382 00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:31,046 - Oh don't you worry, Sergei. 383 00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:36,934 This is the perfect showdown I had planned all along. 384 00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:43,765 - So this is the end of Action Team. 385 00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:47,015 Now you die in tunnel like toilet rats. 386 00:18:47,906 --> 00:18:49,739 (pop) 387 00:18:57,893 --> 00:18:58,726 - Ah, ah. 388 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,957 (popping) 389 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,113 - Bit much there mate. 390 00:19:19,377 --> 00:19:21,877 - All is fair in love and war. 391 00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:27,334 - I have been expecting you Mr. Man. 392 00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:32,507 Mr. Man, Mr. Man I have been expecting you. 393 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:40,287 Well, well, well I've been expecting. 394 00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:43,236 I've been expecting you Mr. Man. 395 00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:46,033 - Oh there you are? 396 00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,533 - Mr. Man I have been. 397 00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:49,923 - You know you should really get this place sign posted. 398 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,070 - Mr. Man I have been. 399 00:19:51,070 --> 00:19:54,253 - Had me walking around like a headless chicken for ages. 400 00:19:54,253 --> 00:19:55,323 - Mr. Man I have been. 401 00:19:55,323 --> 00:19:58,043 - Tunnel after tunnel, place is like a Labyrinth. 402 00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:01,133 - Listen if you don't mind, I have a whole thing prepared. 403 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,673 If you could just let me. 404 00:20:02,673 --> 00:20:04,320 - Oh, what. 405 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,933 - Mr. Man I've been expecting you. 406 00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:10,033 - And I expect I'm gonna enjoy this. 407 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:13,223 - You're just going to shoot me, 408 00:20:13,223 --> 00:20:16,203 like big cowardly custard. 409 00:20:16,203 --> 00:20:20,153 Or are you gonna fight me like a man. 410 00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:22,093 - Shoot him, just shoot him agent. 411 00:20:22,093 --> 00:20:23,893 Do not be drawn into his games. 412 00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:26,093 - I think I might just press the button 413 00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:31,093 on the Antelope's Tail just cause you are such a sucker. 414 00:20:32,943 --> 00:20:37,403 - You sir, have just offended me one too many times. 415 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,869 I hope you like whoop ass. 416 00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:41,269 You just opened a can of it. 417 00:20:42,154 --> 00:20:44,404 (grunting) 418 00:20:48,009 --> 00:20:50,259 (grunting) 419 00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:58,337 (grunting) 420 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,720 (grunting) 421 00:21:09,212 --> 00:21:11,462 (clanking) 422 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,652 (grunting) 423 00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:21,543 (grunting) 424 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,875 (grunting) 425 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,272 (grunting) 426 00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,292 - Get off of me. 427 00:21:51,847 --> 00:21:54,856 (grunting) 428 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,106 (grunting) 429 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:03,696 - Logan, Logan do you copy? 430 00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:07,246 Agent do you copy? 431 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:16,708 - This is Logan Man of Action Team, Shevchenko is down. 432 00:22:17,643 --> 00:22:18,476 I'm alive. 433 00:22:19,503 --> 00:22:20,853 I have the Antelope's Tail. 434 00:22:21,933 --> 00:22:24,936 - Well done agent, now get on home. 435 00:22:26,923 --> 00:22:28,973 - Well it was touch and go there for a minute mum. 436 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,623 He was kicking my ass and I kicked his for a little bit. 437 00:22:31,623 --> 00:22:35,793 Then he kicked mine again and at one point I saw my life. 438 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,053 - Yeah, all right agent, I just said well done. 439 00:22:38,053 --> 00:22:40,753 Please don't milk it, go for Martin. 440 00:22:40,753 --> 00:22:42,973 - Loco mate, I don't mean to piss on your parade 441 00:22:42,973 --> 00:22:45,429 but you've got 30 seconds before she blows. 442 00:22:45,429 --> 00:22:50,153 - What? 443 00:22:50,153 --> 00:22:52,570 (explosions) 444 00:22:53,938 --> 00:22:56,938 (suspenseful music) 445 00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:04,977 (suspenseful music) 446 00:23:13,787 --> 00:23:16,787 (suspenseful music) 447 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:26,587 (suspensful music) 448 00:23:39,497 --> 00:23:41,747 (clicking) 449 00:23:46,564 --> 00:23:48,814 (clicking) 450 00:23:57,587 --> 00:23:59,587 (click)