1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:01,501 Previously on Legacies... 2 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:02,936 You know, I opened this school to protect these kids. 3 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,404 How am I supposed to protect them 4 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:07,708 from stuff that's not supposed to exist? 5 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,376 DORIAN: The monsters come one at a time. 6 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,844 I found myself not far from here 7 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,679 with an urge to possess that knife. 8 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,915 And who told you to do this? A voice in my mind. 9 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:16,350 MG: You think he'll go for her? 10 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,251 Probably. 11 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:19,052 They usually do. 12 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:21,255 JOSIE: Lizzie has dibs. HOPE: On Rafael? 13 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,356 She always calls dibs. 14 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,957 When's it gonna be your turn? 15 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:26,226 We're here to discuss if Landon should be allowed to stay 16 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:27,294 at the school. 17 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,462 Landon has to go. 18 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,913 ALARIC: I know what you're doing is important, Caroline. 19 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:48,048 But how do I tell the girls that their mom 20 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,450 isn't gonna be there for their 16th birthday? 21 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,720 I can't exactly tell them what you're really involved in. 22 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:05,933 No. 23 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,902 I-I am nowhere near cracking this case. 24 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:13,006 I have a knife, I have a symbol, I have a place, sort of, 25 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,574 but I don't know what any of it means, 26 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,009 a-and I don't know what's connecting it, 27 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,078 and I don't know what monster is coming next. 28 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,179 Ric? 29 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,021 I've got to call you back. 30 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,459 ALARIC: Dorian! 31 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,297 DORIAN: Are you okay? 32 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,266 Whoa, whoa. 33 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,601 Ric, if you could just put down the crossbow. 34 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,937 My freak-out level is about 11 right now. 35 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,305 You know her? 36 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:47,140 I know who she's supposed to be. 37 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,842 Who? 38 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,211 The love of my life. 39 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,214 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,354 JO: Wait, wait, wait, wait. 41 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,822 Wait. Hold up. Hold... 42 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:04,558 hold up, Ric. Listen to Dorian. 43 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,193 Are you Dorian? Yeah. 44 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,494 I'm Jo. 45 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:08,695 You're his dead wife? 46 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:11,131 I m-- I mean fiancée. 47 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,633 I mean, uh... 48 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,002 You don't think she's actually...? No, I don't. 49 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,503 Did you see how she got here? 50 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,838 I was sort of, um... 51 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,841 yanked awake and then I was just here. 52 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,309 : Nothing suspicious about that. 53 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,343 You thinking what I'm thinking? 54 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,511 Kill her now before she attacks? 55 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:25,712 Wait, what? I-I... 56 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,080 I was more, "Let's interrogate her." 57 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,349 Because if she's the next monster, 58 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,685 then maybe she would know more than the dryad did. 59 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,923 What? 60 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,428 Okay, but no one sees her. 61 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:44,231 Especially today. Good idea. 62 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:46,666 I need Emma. 63 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:51,538 HOPE: Obviously, nothing's gonna come out of it. 64 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,273 I mean, I may never see him again. 65 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:54,841 And nobody wants a phone thing. 66 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,377 Though I do like the sound of his voice. It's low 67 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,613 and smart-sounding and kind of soothing. 68 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:02,349 And his eyes-- his eyes are, like, this green-gray color 69 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,017 that's not really a color, you know? 70 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,386 Like, they're green when he wears green, and then... 71 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,355 Oh, my God. Who am I right now? 72 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,091 A normal teenager? 73 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,393 Though I do love hearing you talk about something 74 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:15,729 as simple as having a crush on a boy. 75 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:18,899 You do not need a counselor, Hope. 76 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,567 You need a friend. 77 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:22,602 RAFAEL: All right, let's get the rest of these chairs 78 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:24,271 and tables and get 'em out of here. 79 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,572 All right? 80 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:28,308 Let's go, let's go. 81 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,877 Perks of being an alpha. 82 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,913 Bunch of people you get to boss around. 83 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,614 More like a bunch of shadows 84 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,116 waiting to be told what to do. 85 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,919 Who put you on party duty? 86 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:42,089 I volunteered. What do you want? I'm busy. 87 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,924 Listen, Raf, I know you're mad at me 88 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,093 for sending Landon away, but... 89 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,729 I promise you, it was for his own good. 90 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,897 You've known him for two minutes, 91 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,232 and you know what's good for him? 92 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,633 I know that I want him to be safe. 93 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:56,503 Listen, Raf, I just came here to apologize. 94 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,004 And I thought maybe if... 95 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:01,308 I don't know, if you needed someone to talk to... 96 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,344 Whatever. 97 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:13,019 Actually, um... 98 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,455 I do kind of need help with something. 99 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,190 There's no fancy parties 100 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,192 in grand ballrooms where I come from. 101 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,428 I need to know what to expect for tonight. 102 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,996 I don't want to let Lizzie down. 103 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:26,633 Who cares what Lizzie Saltzman thinks? I do. 104 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,635 I'm her date. 105 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,809 Hey. I didn't see you 106 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,511 at breakfast. I'm too excited to eat. 107 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:38,812 Happy birthday to us. 108 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,548 Isn't it a beautiful day for a party? 109 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:42,983 You're... cheerful. 110 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,318 Why wouldn't I be? Mom's coming home, 111 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:47,821 I had sex with Raf, my pores are practically invisible... 112 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:50,056 Wait, what? 113 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:52,526 You had sex with... Last night. 114 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:55,128 You know how Mom always says that things work out 115 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,230 in the end the way they're supposed to? 116 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,565 She's right. 117 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:01,368 I wouldn't have time to represent the witches now 118 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,036 with a boyfriend, 119 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,205 so you getting the consolation prize is perfect. 120 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,339 Okay. 121 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,841 I need your help. 122 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,976 I'm going for Meghan Markle tasteful. 123 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,845 PENELOPE: Woot, woot! 124 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,547 Happy birthday, witches. 125 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,248 LIZZIE: Oh, look. It's Satan 126 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:18,185 in a crop top. Come to burn my world down? Retro. 127 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:21,488 Princess Di before she got style. I dig it. 128 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,691 What do you want? Oh, just to cheer you two up. You know, 129 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,059 'cause your mom's not coming. 130 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,994 What? What? Oh, I heard them cancel 131 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,364 her pickup at the office. I thought you knew. 132 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,399 Oops. 133 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:42,576 I put a basic boundary spell to keep her in. 134 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:45,178 Are you sure she can't do magic? 135 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,247 She couldn't before she died, so if she can now, 136 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,748 I guess we'll learn the hard way. 137 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:51,251 Um, she's right here. 138 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,886 And she's got a lot of questions. 139 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,788 Be careful with this one, Ric. 140 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,765 Okay, let's talk. 141 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,468 Who are you 142 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:12,105 I'm Josette Laughlin, almost Saltzman. No. 143 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,306 Jo Laughlin is dead. 144 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,442 I'm well aware. It's not every day 145 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,410 you get murdered at your shotgun wedding. Okay. 146 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,279 What's the last thing you remember? 147 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,782 Morning sickness. 148 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:25,485 My dress. 149 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,153 Our vows. 150 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:30,590 My psychopath twin brother with a very large knife. And then... 151 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,794 ...nothing. 152 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,631 How long ago was that? 153 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,100 You look a little... seasoned. 154 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,502 About 16 years ago. 155 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,505 16 years. 156 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,842 I don't know what to say. 157 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,176 How are you 158 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,779 Oh, just cut the... Just drop the act, okay? 159 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,314 It's not an act, Ric. 160 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,815 This is Mystic Falls. I'm not exactly 161 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:58,151 the first person to be brought back from the dead. 162 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,152 Yeah, well, things have gotten a little complicated 163 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,153 around here lately. 164 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,690 LIZZIE: Uh, Dad? 165 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,458 Why is your door locked? 166 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:08,028 "Dad"? 167 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,630 And when were you going to tell us 168 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:11,698 that Mom wasn't coming back? 169 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,266 ALARIC: I was about to. 170 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,368 There-There's a strike at the airport in Mozambique. 171 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,705 LIZZIE: She couldn't compel a pilot 172 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:20,307 and hop on a private jet? 173 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,541 ALARIC: She'll explain everything later. 174 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,043 Okay? But right now I just need you 175 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,178 to go because I am wrapping your presents. 176 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,680 No, you're not. You're lying 177 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,181 through your teeth. 178 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,355 (Lizzie and Josie speak foreign language) 179 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,194 Who's this trollop? 180 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,829 Oh, my God. I need you to leave 181 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:44,964 right now. I'm sorry. 182 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,633 How old are you? 183 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,701 16. 16. 184 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,002 Today. 185 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,570 It's our birthday. 186 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:51,971 You're twins? 187 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,873 What are we interrupting here? ALARIC: I'm serious. 188 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:55,542 Do as I say and now just go. 189 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,976 Lizzie. What? 190 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,679 Lizzie, it's her. 191 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,648 Her who? 192 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,223 Her. 193 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:16,563 Holy crap. 194 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,933 You're Bio-mom. 195 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,740 This is impossible. I wasn't even showing 196 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,241 at our wedding. How... 197 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,077 Your family's crazy coven magically implanted them 198 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,779 in Caroline when you died. 199 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,381 She's their birth mother. 200 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,416 Caroline? 201 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:37,751 So... 202 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,886 you two... No. 203 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,188 She married Stefan Salvatore. 204 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,591 Who basically died on their wedding day, too, 205 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:45,925 but that's a long story. 206 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:47,861 They're still very close. 207 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,196 We opened this school together. 208 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,065 She's overseas right now doing very important 209 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,600 recruiting work. 210 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,903 I'm Lizzie. After my mother's mom. 211 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:58,905 And I'm Josie. 212 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,608 Josette. Like... 213 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,909 Me. 214 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:05,211 HOPE: So, the emcee 215 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,113 will then announce Lizzie and her escort. 216 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,815 Her what? Kind of like at a, 217 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,283 a debutante ball. 218 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,718 I grew up in foster care. 219 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,487 Okay. Well, they had stairs, didn't they? 220 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:17,323 So, you're gonna meet her halfway down. 221 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,259 How do you know all this stuff? 222 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:22,429 One of my aunts has been around for more than a thousand years. 223 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:25,732 This kind of thing is her jam. 224 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,802 So, what, I just stand here? 225 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:32,338 Then you take her arm. 226 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,407 Sort of like you're putting yours on top. 227 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,510 Yeah, like that. And then you descend together. 228 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,851 And now you bow. 229 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,355 Yeah, you're messing with me. You think this is bad? 230 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:50,623 You know it's only gonna get worse, right? 231 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:51,958 Lizzie Saltzman has been planning 232 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,360 her sweet 16 since she was five. 233 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,529 You probably should've thought twice before asking 234 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,532 to be her date. Well, I didn't ask her. 235 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,101 All I know is that I can't let her down now. 236 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,303 Why? 237 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,672 Because I slept with her, Hope. 238 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,542 You're lucky I respect women 239 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,011 and that I shun all forms of toxic masculinity, 240 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,881 or else you and I would be throwing down right now. 241 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,117 Even if you can kick my ass. 242 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,718 Dude, I am here to help. 243 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,220 By telling Lizzie and Josie that their mom isn't coming? 244 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,721 Oh, that was just for Lizzie, 245 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:25,158 who is taking Rafael as her date instead of you. 246 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,326 So why are you doing all this 247 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,727 to try and make her party perfect? 248 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,696 'Cause a man's got to shoot his shot. 249 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,898 Oh, my God. No. I can't take it anymore. 250 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:36,035 As your friend, I demand that you retrieve your little MGs 251 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,370 from Lizzie's grip. 252 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,038 Not when I can taste victory. 253 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:42,976 Fine. 254 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,410 I'll make you a deal. 255 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,579 I will keep Werewolf Prince Charming away 256 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,147 from the party long enough for you 257 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,550 to shoot your one, final, 258 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,852 inevitably failed shot. 259 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:55,321 And when it's over, and the Queen of Mean 260 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,091 has broken your heart all over again, promise me 261 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:01,427 that you will let Lizzie go. 262 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,164 ALARIC: All right, one more time. 263 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,933 What's your name? 264 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,535 Josette Laughlin. 265 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,605 And what's your profession? 266 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:13,873 I'm a doctor. 267 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,875 I was, anyway. 268 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,445 Repeat after me: 269 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,180 I'm here to harm you. 270 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,449 I'm here to harm you. 271 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:27,220 How did you meet my dad? 272 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,588 That's not, uh, a question. 273 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,457 I walked up to him at a college party. 274 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,960 He was the only guy over 20. 275 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,128 Was it love at first sight? 276 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,462 Jo. 277 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,299 Don't be so nosy. 278 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,533 Not quite. 279 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,136 I flirted with him and asked him 280 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,971 for a sip of his drink. 281 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,539 He told me he was a germophobe. 282 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:50,410 But I thought he looked like Indiana Jones, so... 283 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:57,216 This walk down weird old people memory lane is fun and all, 284 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,385 but we have a party to get ready for. 285 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,755 Will you still be here after? 286 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,824 ALARIC: I will be there when I can. 287 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,726 But right now the office is off limits. 288 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,401 One, two, three. One, two... 289 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,003 I can't believe you slept with Lizzie Saltzman. 290 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,238 Look, I was mad 291 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,473 and she was there. 292 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,775 I didn't say I was proud of it. 293 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,245 You're leading. 294 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,451 You're officially a gigolo. 295 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,154 Thanks for this. 296 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:40,259 I guess I'll see you at the party. 297 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,095 No, you won't. 298 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,330 So, what, you're just gonna stay in your room alone 299 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,099 while everybody else is out having fun? 300 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,267 Yep, works for me. Bullcrap. 301 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,769 Everybody needs a crew. 302 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,105 Kind of ironic coming from the reluctant alpha. 303 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,307 Okay, well, the pack is one thing, but a crew is a crew. 304 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,776 You know what? I had that in Landon until you sent him away. 305 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,112 We're back to that? I'm just saying. It's one thing 306 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,447 to be cool with being alone, and then it's another 307 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,949 to want to be the lonely girl on purpose. 308 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,051 As opposed to Mr. Good Guy, who's taking a girl 309 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,619 that you don't even like to her own party? 310 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,888 You know what, you're right. 311 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,992 Lesson learned. 312 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,032 The hell? 313 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,135 Barrier spell. 314 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,469 Fantastic. 315 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,038 Sorry, kids. 316 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,372 Nothing personal. 317 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,074 Let us out of here, Penelope. 318 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,709 You'll be free in an hour. 319 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,477 Plenty of time to practice that waltz. 320 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,651 ALARIC: I-I don't get it. 321 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,387 She hasn't tried to escape, not a word about the knife. 322 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,823 She knows things that only Jo knows and let's not ignore 323 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,591 the fact that I remember her, 324 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,060 so she's not like the other creatures. 325 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,062 Blunt force hasn't gotten them what they want, 326 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,997 so they've moved on to psychological warfare. 327 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,899 Tread lightly. If Jo is another monster, 328 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,568 she can do more damage to you than any dragon. 329 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,203 DORIAN: It was something she said... 330 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,771 Here. 331 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,506 There's an eyewitness account 332 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,275 of a group of World War I soldiers buried 333 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,243 in France who came back to life 334 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,012 and massacred a village. 335 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,847 After, they didn't remember hurting anyone. 336 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,184 And they all said they'd been "yanked" back into being. 337 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,685 Like Jo. 338 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,455 Wait, so someone or something resurrected them 339 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,423 and used them to attack a village? 340 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,058 Without them even knowing it. 341 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,131 Dad is so suspicious. 342 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,266 Uh, duh. So am I. 343 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:31,537 I just think that she's more fairy godmother than zombie. 344 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,439 She's not our mother. 345 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,274 She's DNA. 346 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:38,077 We can be mad at Mom all that we want for missing our party, 347 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:42,081 but we cannot cheat on her with Mombie Dearest. 348 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,085 You're not even dressed. 349 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,254 I don't want to be late to my own party. 350 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,555 I'm done. 351 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,724 I'll catch up with you, okay? 352 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,006 ♪ ♪ 353 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,100 Hey, Jo Jo. 354 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,269 Need an escort? 355 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,837 Sure. 356 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,973 Do you know anyone whose heart isn't made of stone? 357 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,042 Look, I am sorry about earlier. 358 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,777 I saw a chance to make Lizzie suffer 359 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,114 and, uh... I shot my shot. 360 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,149 Why can't you just ease up on her? 361 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,485 She sucks the air out of every room you're in. 362 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,719 She's my twin. 363 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,188 We can share oxygen. 364 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,823 Are you sharing love interests now, too? 365 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,825 Because she's the only one with a date. 366 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,793 See? You have crawled 367 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,862 so far down the codependence rabbit hole 368 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,499 that you think taking care of yourself is selfish. 369 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,867 But it's not. 370 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,002 So when are you gonna take care of you? 371 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,138 I take care of myself just fine. 372 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,172 Oh, really? 373 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,874 Party starts in five. 374 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,345 It's a shame you spent all of that time 375 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,214 helping Lizzie get ready. 376 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,242 Do you know how to braid? 377 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,384 ♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪ 378 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,519 ♪ ♪ 379 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,723 ♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪ 380 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,524 ♪ ♪ 381 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,761 ♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪ 382 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,063 ♪ ♪ 383 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:14,533 ♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪ 384 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,402 ♪ Ooh ♪ 385 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,972 Ah, let's welcome birthday girl number one, 386 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,408 and her lucky escort. 387 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,291 Where's my date? 388 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,759 You're looking at him. 389 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,928 You're wearing sneakers? 390 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,163 These are Concord 11s, Milady. 391 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,937 What if I told you my favorite was sunflowers? 392 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,571 I'd know you were lying. 393 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,106 How? 394 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,119 The same way I know that your favorite color is lavender, 395 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,088 your favorite dessert is key lime pie, 396 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,525 you like a blend of hip-hop and old-school Motown, 397 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,127 and powdered bat wings make you sneeze. 398 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,166 ♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪ 399 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,668 My favorite song. 400 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,870 I know. 401 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,273 ♪ The phone rings ♪ 402 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,475 ♪ In the middle of the night ♪ 403 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:33,379 ♪ My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?" ♪ 404 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,114 ♪ Oh, Daddy, dear ♪ 405 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,316 ♪ You know you're still number one ♪ 406 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,352 ♪ But girls just wanna have fun ♪ 407 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,188 ♪ Girls, they wanna ♪ 408 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,357 ♪ Wanna have fun ♪ 409 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,892 Aren't you gonna be late? 410 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,160 Oh, no. It's cool. 411 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,329 No one will notice. 412 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,832 At your own party? 413 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,567 Maybe if I had a date. 414 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,838 Is there someone special? 415 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:02,208 That is a complicated question. 416 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,414 Humor me. 417 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,317 Well... 418 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:16,155 Last year, there was this girl, um, but she dumped me. 419 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,157 Oh. 420 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,892 And now there's this boy. 421 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,228 Um, but Lizzie has dibs, so... 422 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,897 Does she know you like him? 423 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:29,568 No. That would be... bad. 424 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:35,107 Being 16 and having a strong twin sister isn't a cakewalk. 425 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,076 But anybody who spent five minutes with you 426 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,211 would know how special you are. 427 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:43,282 You're only saying that because you're... 428 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,886 It's okay. 429 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,788 Caroline is your mom. 430 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,057 She did a great job. 431 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,592 Lizzie's exactly like her. 432 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:57,029 You would never know that she's not her biological mom. 433 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,466 And you take after me. 434 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,138 I'm really happy you're here. 435 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,910 I honestly think that Dad is really lonely. 436 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,614 He's a pretty terrific guy, your dad. 437 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,216 But you can catch me up later. 438 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,618 You have a party to go to. 439 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,891 Actually, do you want to come with me? 440 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,129 RAFAEL: So you can slay a dragon, 441 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,430 but you can't get us out of here. 442 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,333 Only Penelope can undo the spell. 443 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:38,137 Or the twins could siphon the magic. 444 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,339 Well, that's unlikely, seeing as Lizzie probably thinks 445 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,807 I'm standing her up right now. 446 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,110 Her ego could use a little bit of deflating. 447 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,411 I'm not that guy, okay? 448 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,013 I don't just forget about people. 449 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,915 Relax. It's only been 12 hours. 450 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,584 It's not that! 451 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,119 Look, 452 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,322 it has only been six weeks since... 453 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,624 Your girlfriend died. 454 00:20:58,624 --> 00:20:59,992 Cassie. 455 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,461 It's crazy, but I feel like... 456 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,830 like I cheated on her or something. 457 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:05,965 So if I can do right 458 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,633 by Lizzie, maybe that can... Then what? 459 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,535 It'll exonerate you? I don't know. 460 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,670 Maybe. Look, Raf, 461 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,839 you went through something awful, 462 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,542 and it's right to mourn your girlfriend, 463 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,511 but you can't pretend 464 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,513 to like Lizzie to make yourself feel better. 465 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,815 That's not doing her any good, 466 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,551 or yourself. 467 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,837 : Oh. 468 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,138 You got moves. 469 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,506 You ain't seen nothin' yet. 470 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,975 ♪ Boy, boy, boy, boy... ♪ 471 00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:58,384 Come on... Yes. Uh-huh, uh-huh. No. No, no, no. 472 00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:02,855 ♪ Oh, no, we gonna rock down to ♪ 473 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:08,727 ♪ Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher ♪ 474 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:12,431 ♪ Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue ♪ 475 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:15,100 ♪ Then we'll take it higher... ♪ 476 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,435 Have you seen Josie? 477 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,003 ♪ Then we'll take it higher... ♪ 478 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,073 So Lizzie's in love with Raf, but MG's in love with Lizzie. 479 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,576 It's this whole thing. What? 480 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,711 There's this alcove that's up super high, 481 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,913 so you'll be able to see everything. 482 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,884 Jo? Hey. 483 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:36,355 Jo? Somebody help! 484 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,724 I'll be right back, okay? 485 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,810 One more minute. 486 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:03,716 Raf, I didn't just send Landon away. 487 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,117 I sent him to someone 488 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,052 who's gonna help him find his birth mom. 489 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:10,222 You sent him away by himself 490 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,492 to find the woman that gave him up. 491 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:17,663 What if she's amazing, and he finally gets a family? 492 00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:19,798 He had a family. 493 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,402 He had me. A crew 494 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,571 isn't the same. 495 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,506 Family is always and forever. 496 00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:28,974 Yeah, you're right. 497 00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:31,610 He's not my blood, 498 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:33,913 but he is my brother. 499 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,315 If anything, maybe you should try 500 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,950 doubling down on friends 501 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,853 to make up for the family you don't have. 502 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,863 Time's up, lonely girl. 503 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:56,035 ♪ What's it like now? ♪ 504 00:23:56,035 --> 00:24:00,005 ♪ What's it like now, what's it like now ♪ 505 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:03,375 ♪ What's it like now, what's it like now ♪ 506 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:08,047 ♪ What's it like now, what's it like now ♪ 507 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:11,951 ♪ What's it like now, what's it like now, hey, hey. ♪ 508 00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:18,057 (intro to "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" plays) 509 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,872 ♪ Though I tried ♪ 510 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:35,741 ♪ Before to tell her ♪ I got this. 511 00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:37,843 ♪ Of the feelings ♪ 512 00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:40,412 Thanks. ♪ I have for her ♪ 513 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,915 ♪ In my heart ♪ I'm sorry I was late. 514 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:45,851 I'll forgive you... 515 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,886 just this once. 516 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:51,090 ♪ Every time that I come near her ♪ 517 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,325 ♪ I just lose my nerve ♪ 518 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:57,496 ♪ As I've done from the start ♪ 519 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,770 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic ♪ 520 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,405 ♪ Everything she does... ♪ 521 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,774 ALARIC: She could be anywhere, Dorian. 522 00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:11,744 I've got the faculty searching the building as we speak. 523 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,612 I'm on my way to the dance hall. 524 00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,347 Ric? 525 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,783 Call off the dogs. I think I found her. 526 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,585 I think I'll keep 'em on standby. 527 00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,086 Something's wrong. 528 00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:22,521 How did you get out? 529 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,390 Josie wanted me to come to the party, and so, 530 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,291 she siphoned the spell again. I know it was stupid, 531 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,060 but I just... I wanted to see their Sweet 16. 532 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,528 Okay, just tell me exactly what happened. 533 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,698 I don't know. I-I was with her one minute, and then... 534 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,100 Ric, I lost time. I don't know. I must have 535 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,569 done something to her, but I just, I don't know. 536 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,208 : There's a knife 537 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,978 in your possession that will buy you the answer. 538 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,151 No need to rush. 539 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:55,387 I'm sure your daughter has an hour before she runs out of air. 540 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:59,391 Where is she?! 541 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,561 HOPE: Dr. Saltzman? 542 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,230 What's going on? 543 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,300 Hope, I need your help. 544 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:13,472 Hey. Have you seen Josie? 545 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,340 She's probably having the time of her life, 546 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:18,444 like I was until Prince Charming showed up 547 00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:20,179 and turned me into the pumpkin. 548 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,915 I have hate in my heart. 549 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,421 I'm ready for battle. 550 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,190 We're gonna duel. No. 551 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,525 No, we're not doing that. I'm holding you to our deal. 552 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:36,595 As of this moment, Lizzie Saltzman's cancelled. 553 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:42,100 You gonna howl at the moon wearing that? 554 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,670 Sorry, no time for bitchy banter. 555 00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:51,443 Actually... I could use your help finding Josie. 556 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,445 What happened? Apparently, her possessed 557 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,614 biological mother buried her alive in the cemetery. 558 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,150 We're coming with you. 559 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,127 DORIAN: Ric. Where is it? 560 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:12,164 Asking for a friend? 561 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,699 I need the knife, Dorian. 562 00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:14,967 My daughter's life is at stake. 563 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,301 That's why I moved it. 564 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,203 I knew the monster was gonna make a play. 565 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,005 I need you to bring it to me now. 566 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:21,340 Hero 101, Ric: 567 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,141 you don't give the bad guys what they want, 568 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,676 especially if we don't know what it does. 569 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,578 I mean, this thing could spawn Armageddon. 570 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:27,880 It has Josie! 571 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,816 We'll save Josie, Ric. 572 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,985 We're not giving up this knife. 573 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:42,761 MG, listen for her breathing. 574 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,162 Hold on. 575 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:46,064 I hear something. Shovel. 576 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,748 That won't work! 577 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,859 To kill a walker, 578 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,727 you got to go for the brain. Everybody knows that. 579 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,729 PENELOPE: Yeah, every nerd maybe. 580 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,364 Just call it a zombie. 581 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,136 Zombies. 582 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:28,106 Plural. 583 00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:41,219 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic... ♪ 584 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:46,058 There's a clothing-optional rock quarry nearby. 585 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,894 It's cold, but I figured 586 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,829 since we won't be getting much sleep tonight, 587 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,231 it could be refreshing. 588 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,566 ♪ For her goes on... ♪ 589 00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:00,439 Lizzie, I'm sorry, but I can't. 590 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,107 ♪ I resolve to call her up... ♪ 591 00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:05,577 I know it's a dick move to do this on your birthday, but... 592 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,647 it would be even worse to lie to you. 593 00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:10,782 Now I'm yours, and I'm here tonight, 594 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:14,920 and I want to be the best date that I can be, 595 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,924 but the other stuff is not gonna happen. 596 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:22,427 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic... ♪ 597 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:27,265 I don't understand. 598 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:29,101 Last night... 599 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,103 Last night was a mistake. 600 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,705 ♪ Now I know my love for her goes on ♪ 601 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:37,175 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic ♪ 602 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:40,812 ♪ Everything she does just turns me on ♪ 603 00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:44,349 ♪ Even though my life before was tragic... ♪ 604 00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:47,786 Where's my sister? 605 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,725 Whoo! Two for two, baby. 606 00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:56,061 Penelope and I can handle the rest. Just find Josie. 607 00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:57,996 Right. Got it. 608 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,566 How do you want to do this I say we DIY 609 00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:03,835 and pretend they're Lizzie Saltzman. 610 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:06,004 Works for me. 611 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:18,016 Josie. I hear you. Hold on. 612 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,601 MG, we're running out of time. Watch out! 613 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:39,237 Penelope? 614 00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:42,541 Axe. 615 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,716 Damn it, MG, get up and find her. There's too much noise. 616 00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:53,585 Well, listen harder. Pretend you're on a beach or something. JOSIE: Dad! 617 00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:59,257 I got her. 618 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,480 The talisman. 619 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,315 It worked. 620 00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:27,385 What's it supposed to do? 621 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,821 Make quiet things heard. 622 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:33,258 JO: She could have died because of me. 623 00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,260 But she's okay. 624 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,495 And it wasn't you. 625 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:38,430 I know that now. It's... 626 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,931 whatever takes over. 627 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:41,800 I mean, something is driving these monsters. 628 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,835 A-a dark presence, 629 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:46,404 we just can't figure it out. 630 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:47,639 And until we do, 631 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:49,107 we're just at its mercy. 632 00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:50,609 This is wrong. 633 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,844 This isn't safe for any of us. 634 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:55,280 We have to get this thing out of me. 635 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,750 Tell the girls to siphon its magic from me. 636 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,854 But the magic's probably the only thing keeping you ali... 637 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,693 Oh. 638 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:14,099 : Right. 639 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:27,946 Josie thinks you're lonely. 640 00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:30,816 Are you happy? 641 00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:32,384 I am happy right now 642 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:35,520 in the arms of my demon-possessed baby mama. 643 00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:41,293 I'm serious. 644 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:44,996 I will be happy when the girls are grown. 645 00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:47,465 I promise. 646 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:53,071 Do they know what happens when they turn 22? 647 00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:55,173 No. 648 00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:57,475 Not yet. And we... 649 00:32:57,475 --> 00:33:00,745 don't want them to know until we've exhausted all options. 650 00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:03,982 That's why Caroline's missed their birthday. 651 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,384 She's following some lead. 652 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:12,190 You tell Caroline 653 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:16,494 I said thank you for being my girls' mom. 654 00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:34,045 MG: I'm serious, Peez. Something clicked 655 00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:35,046 while I was taking out those zombies. 656 00:33:35,046 --> 00:33:37,582 Uh, it felt right inside, 657 00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:39,918 like that was the real me. 658 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,620 Meaning...? 659 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,555 I'm a superhero. 660 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:45,724 Like from the comics. 661 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,259 'Cause heroes don't 662 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,728 just get the girl-- they get all the girls. 663 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,729 Oh, totally. Yeah. 664 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:52,364 Superman is such a slut. 665 00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:54,766 Thanks for tonight, MG. 666 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,101 First hero thank you. 667 00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:58,436 Uh, accepted! Up, up, and away. 668 00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:01,273 Hey. What about me? 669 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:03,275 I helped. 670 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:07,579 You're the reason I got buried alive on my birthday. 671 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:09,547 I took your advice. 672 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:12,284 I wanted something, and I went for it. 673 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:15,287 I made the selfish move, and I ended up fighting a zombie. 674 00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:17,122 There's room for people in this world 675 00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:18,290 that just care about other people. 676 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:20,458 Not everybody has to be a showboat. 677 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,294 You're right. 678 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,062 This world 679 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,832 needs the selfless and the selfish 680 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:30,168 to keep spinning. 681 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:34,005 I happen to be the latter. 682 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,443 ♪ We can dance if we want to ♪ 683 00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:42,747 ♪ We can leave your friends behind ♪ 684 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,649 I hate you. 685 00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:46,651 I know. 686 00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:48,987 ♪ And if they don't dance, well, they're ♪ 687 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:51,489 ♪ No friends of mine ♪ 688 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,826 ♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪ 689 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:58,596 ♪ Everything is out of control ♪ 690 00:34:58,596 --> 00:34:59,664 ♪ We can dance ♪ 691 00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:01,266 Hey. 692 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,435 Hey. 693 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,103 Rough night? 694 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,639 : Um... no. 695 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,374 All evidence to the contrary. 696 00:35:09,374 --> 00:35:11,876 I actually had a lot of fun. 697 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:13,378 What about you? 698 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,781 About that... 699 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:19,150 I was straight with Lizzie. 700 00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:20,952 ♪ We can dance ♪ 701 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,487 Well, um, 702 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:24,990 I now have my own Avengers squad. 703 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:29,894 ♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪ 704 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:32,297 You want to see if I still got it? 705 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:34,966 ♪ Taking the chance ♪ 706 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,167 Why not? 707 00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:42,140 ♪ The safety dance ♪ 708 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,677 ♪ The safety dance ♪ 709 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:48,913 ♪ The safety dance ♪ 710 00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:50,181 ♪ The safety dance ♪ 711 00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:51,983 You look like you took a bath in dirt. 712 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,385 HOPE: Oh, thank you. 713 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,220 You're welcome. 714 00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:57,255 No, actually, you wouldn't believe the night that I had. 715 00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:59,424 I, um, decided to take your advice... 716 00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:00,992 ♪ The safety dance. ♪ 717 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,528 So, we just 718 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:06,564 siphon the magic out of her until she's... 719 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:08,233 what, 720 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:09,934 dead again? Oh, my God. 721 00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:11,436 Lizzie, what is wrong with you? 722 00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:13,104 What? 723 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,839 It's okay, Josie. 724 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,908 It's okay. 725 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:19,678 I'm already dead. 726 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,179 I was a witch, 727 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,714 just like you. 728 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:26,117 And we believe in the natural order of things. 729 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:28,620 I shouldn't be here. 730 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:31,856 I love that I had this, 731 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,925 but it's a lie. 732 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,363 And now I need you to help me make it right. 733 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,468 The longer I'm here, 734 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:46,738 the more I remember where I came from. 735 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:52,444 I used to watch you. 736 00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:55,547 I used to watch all of you. 737 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,649 Like in a dream... 738 00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:01,986 ...where everything is warm and happy. 739 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:04,756 I think I was at peace. 740 00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:10,161 So that's where I'll be. 741 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:12,664 Waiting for you. 742 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,136 LIZZIE: I'm so sorry. 743 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:22,741 I was awful to you. 744 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,909 Oh, Lizzie. 745 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,312 You have such a big heart. 746 00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:31,015 It's okay to let other people see it. 747 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,353 ♪ I wish that I could stay ♪ 748 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:36,754 ♪ Forever ♪ 749 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,791 ♪ This young ♪ 750 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,627 Oh, my beautiful girls. 751 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:44,696 You are everything 752 00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:49,100 that I could have ever wished for. 753 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,036 Everything. 754 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:54,472 Be good to each other. 755 00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:57,008 Fight for each other. 756 00:37:57,008 --> 00:38:00,378 When you're older, you'll understand what I mean. 757 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:04,516 But I need you to remember that I said it. 758 00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:09,454 ♪ When I'm wiser ♪ 759 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:14,192 ♪ And I'm older ♪ 760 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:16,628 ♪ All this time ♪ 761 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,964 ♪ I was finding myself ♪ 762 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:20,965 ♪ And I ♪ 763 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,902 : I can't. 764 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:26,037 I can't. 765 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:27,472 Oh, Josette, 766 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:30,074 this is the right thing to do. 767 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:33,578 It's the only thing to do for you. 768 00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:39,017 ♪ When I'm wiser ♪ 769 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:42,687 ♪ And I'm older ♪ 770 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:45,256 ♪ All this time ♪ 771 00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:46,925 I love you. 772 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,927 ♪ Finding myself ♪ 773 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:51,930 ♪ And I ♪ 774 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:53,998 ♪ I didn't know ♪ 775 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:57,368 ♪ I was lost ♪ 776 00:38:57,368 --> 00:38:58,870 ♪ I ♪ 777 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,705 I love all of you 778 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:02,707 so much. 779 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:11,783 ♪ Oh... ♪ 780 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:16,688 ♪ Oh... ♪ 781 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,692 ♪ ♪ 782 00:39:32,237 --> 00:39:34,205 ♪ So wake me up ♪ 783 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:39,944 ♪ When it's all over ♪ 784 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,613 ♪ All this time ♪ 785 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,984 ♪ I was finding myself ♪ 786 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:49,487 ♪ And I ♪ 787 00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:53,791 ♪ Didn't know I was lost ♪ 788 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:58,796 ♪ Didn't know I was lost ♪ 789 00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:05,103 ♪ I didn't know I was lost. ♪ 790 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:07,305 Ric, why don't you go home. 791 00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:09,741 I'll take care of all of this. 792 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:19,517 The only place I'm going 793 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:23,655 is to find whatever monster did this 794 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,757 and kill it. 795 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,961 Slowly. 796 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:41,372 It wouldn't do you any good. 797 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,279 And who the hell are you? 798 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,282 Oh. Your pathetic attempt at humor 799 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,885 does nothing to mask your fear. 800 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:56,120 Tremble then in the presence of 801 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,957 the Necromancer! 802 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:02,794 Who? 803 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,462 The... 804 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,798 Necromancer! 805 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,866 Bringer of life and death. 806 00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,635 He who holds the Fates' threads. 807 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,904 The cursed king of the underworld! 808 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:15,907 It's not ringing any bells. You? 809 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:19,143 All I know about necromancers is from video games. 810 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,411 And they're, like, low-level 811 00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:22,480 witch cannon fodder. 812 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,915 I am no mere witch. 813 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,484 There's only one me, I assure you. 814 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,186 And now you've seen what I can do. 815 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:30,888 Let's get down to the business of a certain knife. 816 00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:33,358 ALARIC: If you're the one responsible 817 00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:35,693 for what went down today... 818 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:36,928 Yeah. 819 00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:39,030 ...you're gonna wish you were someone else. 820 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:40,565 I told you. 821 00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:43,000 Death cannot hold me. 822 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,902 Buddy... 823 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,845 ...we'll see about that.