1 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:08,383 (speaking German) 2 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,016 (loud banging on door) 3 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,197 Put the heaters away, boys. 4 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:34,284 This guy's a scientist, not a soldier. 5 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,536 Now, toss the place and find it. 6 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,877 Before der Fuhrer beats us to it. 7 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,008 (chalk writing on chalkboard) 8 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,634 ALARIC: I guess the saying is true. 9 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:53,094 Those who don't learn from history 10 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,096 are doomed to repeat it. 11 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:58,349 LANDON: Actually, the original quote is from George Santayana, 12 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,685 who said, "Those who do not remember the past 13 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,729 are condemned to repeat it." 14 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,273 Not that it really matters. 15 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,816 (chuckles) 16 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:09,486 It's good to have you back, Landon. 17 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,029 But the monsters are back, too. 18 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,239 Yeah, I always miss the good ones. 19 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,366 Like, first there was the mummy, and then, and then a minotaur, 20 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,452 and now a leprechaun? 21 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,205 What did it want? 22 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,956 to retrieve the Ascendant. 23 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,917 Malivore can't meatsuit me if he's stuck in a prison world, 24 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,293 so of course he wants a way out. 25 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,669 That's not happening on my watch. 26 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:31,549 Our watch. 27 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,967 Landon's safe. 28 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,512 But the rest of us... not so much. 29 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:38,139 It's like you said, history repeating itself, 30 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:41,017 doom... whatever. 31 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,977 With the Ascendant destroyed, 32 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:44,896 the monsters may be after Landon now. 33 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,689 So let's focus. 34 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,733 After the leprechaun came the Ferryman, 35 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,693 which Cleo summoned to bring you back home. 36 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,571 Which is why I nominate Cleo for the Super Squad. 37 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:56,366 More like nominate yourself into her pants. 38 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:57,992 All in favor? 39 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,744 We're not exactly on great terms, 40 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:00,995 but she brought Landon back to me, 41 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:02,997 so she has my vote. 42 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,333 Well, that's a majority. Motion passes. 43 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,127 Is it? Where is everyone? 44 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,754 Like, Josie and MG and, and... 45 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,589 the rest of the students? 46 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,844 Well, we've been having some enrollment issues. (chuckles) 47 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:18,805 Yet another reason to get this monster problem all sorted out. 48 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,515 Well, if history has taught us anything, 49 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:21,850 it's that we need to find whatever portal they're coming 50 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,476 out of and seal it up. 51 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,937 By stepping in every puddle in town and seeing 52 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,523 if we wind up in an alternate hell dimension? 53 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,567 ALARIC: Well, I'm glad you asked, Elizabeth, because that's 54 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:31,860 your assignment today. 55 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:34,487 If Cleo can summon a monster, 56 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,865 it stands to reason she can summon another. 57 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,658 Perhaps a harmless one who will talk 58 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,035 and give us answers once we capture it. 59 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:45,165 Now, I expect you all to work together while I'm gone, 60 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:46,499 harmoniously. 61 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,298 Wait, where you going that's more important than this? 62 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:56,384 I'm going to see a supernatural scholar about another lead. 63 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:59,679 We will summon this monster when I get back. 64 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:03,308 Now, remember: harmoniously. 65 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,645 JOSIE: I can't even look at you right now. 66 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:11,065 I mean, what kind of mystery meat is that? 67 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:13,776 I'm gonna be honest. I'm not sure. 68 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:16,362 But whatever it takes to fit in 69 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,531 on my first day. 70 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,992 Mystic Falls is clique-ier than The Salvatore School, 71 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,494 which has actual factions. 72 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,787 Over there is where the jocks sit 73 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,164 with the mean girl cheerleaders. 74 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,960 Well, she doesn't look so mean to me. 75 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,880 Tori Thompson? Please. 76 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,256 The LARPers and comic book geeks sit over there. 77 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,674 It's probably more your speed. 78 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:39,719 Well, maybe at our last school, but here, 79 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,387 we can be as cool as we want to be. 80 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:44,098 How cool is that, exactly? 81 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,309 I see myself trying out for the football team... 82 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,769 (female voices echoing) 83 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:52,023 ...because Tori Thompson is totally into me. 84 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,442 (laughs) 85 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,110 Yeah, she just told her friend. 86 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,071 Knock it off. No vamp powers. 87 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,989 Relax, they don't even know. 88 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,658 Yeah, and we need to keep it that way 89 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:02,992 or my dad is going to yank us out of this school 90 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,744 so fast our heads are gonna spin. 91 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,413 Okay, he's probably lurking in the parking lot right now. 92 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,958 You're being paranoid. 93 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,627 Please, just try being human with me. 94 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:17,340 Okay, fine. No powers. 95 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,759 But if this place is so important to you, 96 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,595 why are we sitting here alone? 97 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,555 Mind if I join you guys? 98 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,848 Looks like there's plenty of room. 99 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,601 That'd be cool, right? 100 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,562 I'm MG. 101 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,731 I remember, from that flag football game. 102 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,858 You transferred here, too? 103 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:39,362 And, um, speaking of football, I was thinking of trying out. 104 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,531 You got any pointers? 105 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,996 Uh, study hard instead. I just got cut. 106 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,708 LIZZIE: I thought you were on my team. 107 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:55,503 And I am, because your dad said that we all need to 108 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,171 work together on this one. 109 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,798 Well, he's not here, 110 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,009 and I am not working with Hope Mikaelson. 111 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,928 Lizzie, the last time we went against Doc's plans, 112 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,306 a leprechaun nearly killed him with a necktie. 113 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:08,308 Maybe ponder that for a sec. 114 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,393 This is my pondering face, okay? 115 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,520 And that plan was still way better than the one 116 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,689 that Hope came up with, which could have sent Josie 117 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:15,815 to the dark side. 118 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,859 And at least I'm doing something 119 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,403 instead of moping around because MG left. 120 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,822 Okay, I can tell that you're in a bad mood, 121 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,115 so I'm gonna refrain from pointing out 122 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,158 your involvement in that, too. 123 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,701 Besides, MG's probably 124 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,328 just out somewhere taking a walk or something 125 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:29,829 to blow some steam off. 126 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:33,291 MG enrolled at Mystic Falls this morning. 127 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,794 He'll be staying with Josie in town. 128 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:45,053 Josie is his only friend there. He'll be back in no time. Okay? 129 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,512 I hope so. 130 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,431 Because, as your new bestie, 131 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,391 you mooning over his comic books 132 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,809 is a little creepy. 133 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,187 Yeah, this is research. 134 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,688 Oh, yes. 135 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:59,400 The adventures of trench coat guy and Tinker Bell. 136 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,361 First off, that's John Constantine, 137 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:02,403 and you damn well know it. 138 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,364 Second, that is a pixie. 139 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:07,909 A kinder, gentler version of a genie... 140 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:11,037 As if genies even exist. 141 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,747 ...that trades wishes for favors. 142 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,249 So all we gotta do is a solid for one of 'em, 143 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:18,378 wish for them to close the portal as payback. 144 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:21,756 Our Malivore problem is done and dusted. Boom. 145 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,763 Oh, damn. 146 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,057 That's that little ponder face you were talking about. 147 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,017 What are you thinking? 148 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,478 It's classified. 149 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:37,814 LANDON: I thought we were supposed 150 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:40,316 to be working with Lizzie and Kaleb. 151 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,487 What is that? 152 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:47,281 The note Lizzie left on the door to her room. 153 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,868 Hey, are you okay? 154 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,205 I mean, I've been picking up on some weird tension. 155 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,289 Never better. 156 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:56,582 I've got you back. 157 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,042 That's all that matters anyway. 158 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,629 I'm not sure Lizzie feels the same. 159 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,631 Yeah. I may have tried to guilt Josie 160 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,341 into taking her magic back 161 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,926 to open a door to save you, 162 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,053 but it didn't even happen, so I don't know why 163 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,680 Lizzie's so bent out of shape. 164 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,723 Well, how would you have felt if it had been me in danger 165 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,016 instead of Josie? 166 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:15,268 Whose side are you on? 167 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:17,395 Yours. Always. 168 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,188 I'm just saying 169 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,482 the reason you two are mad at each other is because 170 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,525 you're more alike than you think. 171 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,193 Take that back immediately. 172 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,195 You're both smart, powerful witches 173 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,240 who'd do just about anything for who or what you love. 174 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,910 I really hope you're wrong, because if you're right, 175 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,787 I think I know what Lizzie's about to do next. 176 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,465 I was unaware you jogged, Lizzie. 177 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:47,175 I'm, uh, more of a night runner. 178 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,969 It's normally so dark, in fact, that you can't even see me. 179 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,929 Well, I always sprint the last mile. 180 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,473 No pressure to keep up. 181 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:56,642 And leave your mentor in the dust? 182 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,478 I'm here to officially welcome you-- 183 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:02,064 Sculptress of Statuary, Slayer of Small Ones-- 184 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:04,859 as a member-elect of the Super Squad. 185 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,862 Thank you... I think. 186 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,490 What is expected of me? 187 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,659 Merely one super-heroic event, 188 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:17,205 as approved by your Super Squad mentor. 189 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:18,539 Meaning you. Yes. 190 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,125 So lucky, right? 191 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,920 And I've already thought of just the thing. 192 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:25,463 HOPE: And I bet I know what that is. 193 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,056 You were gonna summon a monster behind my back? 194 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,682 Please. Like you weren't planning on 195 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,184 doing the same thing. 196 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,685 And knowing you, you would have released 197 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,063 a Kraken with a Muppet allergy 198 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,272 that would have wiped out the rest of us. 199 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,649 Okay, unlike you, 200 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,692 I actually listened to your father, 201 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,986 so I was thinking cute, talking, harmless. 202 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,738 Well, why don't you share with the rest of the class? 203 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,864 Why don't we summon a cherub? 204 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,658 They're basically flying babies. 205 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:54,700 LIZZIE: With bows and arrows. 206 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:57,203 Cupid was a total bloodbath. 207 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,412 Remember? 208 00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,872 Um, he wasn't actually Cupid, 209 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:00,915 and shouldn't we just wait for Dr. Saltzman? 210 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,166 BOTH: Stay out of this! 211 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,668 It doesn't matter who he was, 212 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,837 because pixies grant wishes. 213 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,464 Okay, so does a monkey's paw. How would that work out? 214 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,716 You'll see. Fire up that summoning spell. 215 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,177 I do not believe that will be necessary. 216 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,096 The monster is already here. 217 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,017 (growling) 218 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,727 (purring) 219 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:24,480 Oh, that is the cutest monster ever. 220 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,690 (babbling) 221 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,650 (giggling) 222 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,318 What is it? I don't know. 223 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,861 But I want one. 224 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,281 (purring, chuckling) 225 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:43,165 Did you summon that thing? 226 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:45,126 We must be wary. 227 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,420 (sneezes) 228 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:50,881 This thing could check all of our boxes. 229 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,341 Now, somebody, quick, throw a blanket over it 230 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,759 and we'll find out if it can talk. 231 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,177 (high-pitched voice): Screw you. 232 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,763 How's that for talking? 233 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,348 Grab it. 234 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,891 (laughing) 235 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,607 MONSTSER: Too slow. Too slow! 236 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,692 (monster laughs maniacally) 237 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,069 Are you sure it went this way? 238 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,779 Yes, Hope, I can hear it. 239 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,407 Are you two deaf and dumb? 240 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,451 Let's see if the thing is as fireproof as it is critical. 241 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,161 HOPE: No, don't. See where these pipes lead? 242 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,204 MONSTER: Okey-dokey. Just dumb. (laughs) 243 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,497 Regrettably, you're right. 244 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,499 We need a song of ice and not fire. 245 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,126 A quick Glae Solidatur 246 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,629 will freeze this little guy in his tracks. 247 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,547 HOPE: We want to interrogate it, not kill it. 248 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,341 Remember? I'll just cast immobilus. 249 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,259 Oh, great, so it can drown in there. 250 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,180 (monster coughing) 251 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,389 Once again, Hope, 252 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,600 this is all your fault... 253 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,644 Yah! (squeaks) 254 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,731 MONSTER: Smell you later, ladies... 255 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,566 (monster giggling) 256 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:53,653 Like I've been saying all day, 257 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:56,530 I don't want your help. 258 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,449 I can't believe that you would push me in here. 259 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,451 I didn't. It was the monster. 260 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,994 You know what, Hope? 261 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,288 At least when I'm a bitch, 262 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,666 I own it. 263 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,250 Now, for the last time, 264 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,294 stay the hell out of my way. 265 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,006 People always get hurt when you don't. 266 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,802 ALARIC: I really appreciate your help. 267 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,846 Whatever you can do to identify that would be great. 268 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,640 Anything for an old pal. 269 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,767 Especially the one who helped me get this gig. 270 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,893 You deserve it. 271 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,603 How's, uh... 272 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,939 how's Emma? 273 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,692 Yeah. At least we will be 274 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,194 once she wraps up this semester in Shanghai. 275 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,529 Ah. 276 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,615 Mac? Mm... 277 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,911 Do I even want to know why you're interested in this? 278 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,871 Well, we think Malivore opened up 279 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,373 another portal somehow. 280 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,125 Monsters started appearing 281 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,335 once Hope and I opened up that artifact, 282 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,087 and I just want to know if it's a coincidence 283 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,424 or a... you know, cause for concern. 284 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,176 I'll give you a call as soon as I have information. 285 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,935 Unless y-you'd prefer to stick around. 286 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,021 (chuckles) Why would I want to do that? 287 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,481 (chuckles) 288 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,692 Because you could've sent me photos 289 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,694 of this thing, Rick, and called. 290 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,447 Your daughter goes here 291 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,323 and now so does MG. 292 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,075 So, like you said-- 293 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,953 coincidence or cause for concern? 294 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,790 I wish I knew. 295 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,543 Josie came in contact with black magic. 296 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,670 Now, she checks out fine, but, you know, 297 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,756 black magic can be tricky. 298 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,760 I hate the idea of spying on her, 299 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,345 but, uh... 300 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,056 what do you have in mind? 301 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,478 I had a teacher call in sick this morning. 302 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,605 I need a substitute. 303 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,441 Well... 304 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:59,403 my human history's a... a little rusty, but... 305 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,905 (chuckles) 306 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,657 Who said it was history class? 307 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,785 (whistle blows) 308 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,788 ALARIC: All right. Let's, um, 309 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,373 stretch the ham... hammies. 310 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,464 (sighs) 311 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,257 Paranoid, huh? 312 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:24,345 Your dad has questionable timing 313 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,306 and extremely questionable taste 314 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,517 in athletic apparel. But h-he's not... 315 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,478 A total spy? 316 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,979 That's fine. He can spy all he wants 317 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,397 if there's nothing for him to see. 318 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,526 So no using vamp speed or strength 319 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,237 to impress Tori-Crop-Top-Thompson 320 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,780 with your soccer skills. 321 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,156 Promise? 322 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,329 (grunts softly) 323 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,747 (whispers): Stop looking. 324 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,541 It's really hard. Okay. 325 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,834 HOPE: Too short. 326 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,712 Too green. Mm. 327 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,130 Too Gimli. 328 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,091 (gasps) You remembered. 329 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,425 (laughs) 330 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,719 That's a lawn ornament. This is pointless. 331 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,513 No, it's a process. There are literally 332 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,640 thousands of wee folk in mythology. 333 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,517 We just have to figure out what this one is. 334 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,477 It would go a lot faster if we could share notes with Lizzie. 335 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,104 Not an option. 336 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,939 Apparently, I'm hazardous to everyone's health. 337 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,440 Okay. 338 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,734 Radical idea, I know. 339 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,820 Have you thought about apologizing 340 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,364 to her for pressuring Josie? 341 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,157 And not because I don't want to. 342 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,077 But because if you disappeared tomorrow, 343 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,162 I'd do it all over again. 344 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,039 Well, what brought me back was something you hadn't thought of. 345 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,709 And I bet if you and Lizzie had worked together, 346 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,168 you'd have found another way. 347 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,753 Yeah, but we didn't. 348 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,213 And I can't change the past. 349 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,548 But you can change the present. 350 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,799 Starting with our current 351 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,885 adorable little monster... 352 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,511 LIZZIE (over P.A.): Good morning, Stallions. 353 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:51,265 This is The Salvatore School Monster Warning Service. 354 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,642 There's yet another monster on the loose, 355 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,061 but more on that later. 356 00:14:56,103 --> 00:15:00,941 Because the true threat to all our lives is Hope Mikaelson. 357 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,485 And not just 'cause she has scabies. 358 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,946 (laughing maniacally) 359 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,705 Gotta go easy on that arm. 360 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,750 Oh, that's right, I need to. 361 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:21,128 Unless you need a Band-Aid for that cut, QB None. 362 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,296 Oh, knock it off, Blake. 363 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,714 We can't all go 12 seasons 364 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299 without taking a snap like you. 365 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,010 It's only been three. 366 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,304 Who am I to question your math? 367 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,139 Yeah, go ahead, bail. 368 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,807 Like you bailed on your family. 369 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,309 Worked out great. 370 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,271 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Break it up, break it up. 371 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,398 Break it up, break it up. Break it up. 372 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,275 All right, everyone go take 373 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,027 a couple laps around the school. Go! 374 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,197 Not you. 375 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,531 Go pick up some of those cones 376 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,950 and cool off. 377 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,329 (grunts) 378 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,748 After you go pick that up. 379 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,333 Go on, move. 380 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,212 JOSIE: What was that about? 381 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,672 I don't know, you tell me. 382 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,132 JOSIE: I don't know. Everything's fine here. 383 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,593 Better than fine, actually. It's perfect. 384 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,261 Well, it doesn't seem that way to me. 385 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,431 Ethan got cut from the football team 386 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,849 and he's messed up about it. 387 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,102 (horn blares) 388 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,191 (horn blaring) 389 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,029 Holy crap. 390 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,699 How did you just move that fast? 391 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,411 HOPE: I cannot believe you. 392 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,954 Scabies? Really? 393 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,747 I have no idea what you're talking about. 394 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,916 I was too busy washing the chlorine out of my hair. 395 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,918 Though I can't say I disagree with the spirit of the message. 396 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,586 Okay, let's do this. 397 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,714 I've saved you and this school over a dozen times. 398 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,799 And how many times have you put us all 399 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,384 in grave, life-threatening danger? 400 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,136 It's a wash, Hope. 401 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,178 And the truth is, 402 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,221 you're only there for us 403 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,389 when you need something. 404 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,974 HOPE: Look, I'm not proud 405 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,851 of what I asked Josie to do, but let's be real: 406 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,394 you're the reason she went dark in the first place. 407 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,312 LANDON: Ding, ding. Round over. 408 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,189 Everyone back to a neutral corner. 409 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,775 You two are not making any sense. 410 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,235 Okay. Butt out, new girl. 411 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,696 You have no idea how deep our history goes. 412 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,406 CLEO: That is correct. 413 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,450 Which is why I am taking both of you at your word. 414 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,868 If Hope says 415 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,202 she did not push Lizzie into the pool, 416 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,704 then I believe her. 417 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,205 And if Lizzie 418 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,790 swears she did not make that announcement, 419 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,375 then I believe her, too. 420 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,585 But we heard her voice. 421 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,711 CLEO: Perhaps we should focus 422 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,337 on that fact. 423 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,256 And an explanation for it that does not require 424 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,507 either of you to be wrong. 425 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,176 The monster. 426 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,304 Sounds like I'm here right on time. 427 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:36,472 Critter was just in Doc's office. 428 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,681 LIZZIE: God, you will do anything 429 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,683 to suck up to Cleo. 430 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,561 Killing monsters does not impress me. 431 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,729 HOPE: No, he didn't kill it. 432 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,105 It's molting. 433 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,774 What kind of creature does that? 434 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,358 LIZZIE: Butterflies? 435 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,818 Frogs? 436 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,987 Oh, it is definitely a gremlin. 437 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,447 Oh, awesome. 438 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,199 Finally. (laughs) 439 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,076 I mean, I mean... 440 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,668 LIZZIE: I don't get it. 441 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,087 How does something so cute 442 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,838 become this? 443 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,341 Duh. Feeding them after midnight. 444 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,679 Oh, come on. You've never seen... 445 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,556 Disrespect. 446 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,017 Says it right here, nerd. 447 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,268 That's what gremlins feed on. 448 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,770 Okay, well, then the movie-- 449 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,230 which you all still should have seen-- 450 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,273 obviously took some artistic license. 451 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,610 Perhaps it is pitting the two of you against one another. 452 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,488 Great. 453 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,865 We've been feeding it an all-you-can-eat buffet. 454 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,951 The stronger it gets, the more dangerous it is. 455 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,203 For Landon, right? 456 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,413 Wait, that's it. 457 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,207 If we want to trap this thing, 458 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,834 we have the perfect bait. 459 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,919 Do not look at my boyfriend like he's a piece of cheese. 460 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,087 We are not... 461 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,088 is a great idea. 462 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,422 I mean, 463 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,341 if Malivore wants me, like always, 464 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,009 then the gremlin has no choice but to come for me, right? 465 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,554 And we'll be waiting when it does. 466 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,474 Look, the only way this goes wrong 467 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,143 is if you two can't work together. 468 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,437 It's all up to you two. 469 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,982 ALARIC: This isn't about us, MG. 470 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,359 It's about what's best for Ethan. 471 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,028 Or is it more like keeping our secrets safe at his expense? 472 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,780 JOSIE: Burdening Ethan with it 473 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,407 won't end well, either. Dad's right. 474 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,992 We can't risk it. 475 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,536 Jo. But what are you really worried about risking? 476 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,330 Do I get a vote? 477 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,168 Well, this isn't a democracy. 478 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,044 But we can hear what you have to say. 479 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,672 I think it's really cool that MG has superpowers, because... 480 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,049 ...I'd be dead without them. 481 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,092 And I understand why you'd want 482 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,302 to keep that a secret. 483 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,511 And I'm happy to keep it. 484 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,138 ALARIC: Yes, I believe you. 485 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,681 But I made your mother a promise 486 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,308 that I'd look after you and keep you safe. 487 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,642 MG? 488 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,144 Please compel him. 489 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,312 That's my decision. 490 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,189 Compel me to do what? 491 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,773 There's no reason to be scared. 492 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,108 You had a bad day. 493 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,444 You got cut from the football team 494 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,653 and you're mad about it, 495 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,947 so you went home after gym class. 496 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,074 But you're gonna wake up tomorrow feeling better. 497 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,659 And you're gonna find what makes you happy 498 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,328 that's not football, 499 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,788 then go after it. 500 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,582 But you're not going to remember this conversation 501 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,417 or anything that happened with us today. 502 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,504 I feel better already. 503 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,466 I don't remember a thing. 504 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,095 So you don't remember the thing you're not supposed to remember? 505 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,935 Is there any possibility 506 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,479 that you told his mom about vervain? 507 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,650 Mm. 508 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,401 Yeah. Son of a bitch. 509 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,862 CLEO: This is quite intense. 510 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,280 At least the dude's little. 511 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,074 Minotaurs, gargoyles, 512 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,450 Headless Horseman-- 513 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,202 that's when the real intensity kicks in. 514 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,620 Hey. 515 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,914 It's okay. 516 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,540 You get used to it. 517 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,042 I do not want to. 518 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,920 I thought this school was perfect for me-- 519 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,257 secure, enlightened, creative. 520 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,925 But now I am unsure 521 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,426 if I wish to be a member of your Squad. 522 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,594 Look, I used to feel 523 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,554 the same way about this place. 524 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,683 Just take it from me: don't let fear drive you away from... 525 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,226 something good. 526 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:14,648 Uh, especially when you don't have anything to be afraid of. 527 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,692 From what you have all told me, 528 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,403 Malivore is terrifying. 529 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,280 So explain how 530 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,115 I'm supposed to feel safe. 531 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,373 Uh... 532 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,749 Uh, maybe I, uh... 533 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,418 just... 534 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,796 totally misread that whole situation. I'm... 535 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,840 sorry. 536 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,467 Ask again when our lives are not in jeopardy. 537 00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,849 I'm gonna go 538 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:52,102 get, uh, uh, another... another book. 539 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,479 Yeah. Okay. 540 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,109 (growling) 541 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,445 HOPE: It's here. 542 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,904 Then you were right. 543 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,407 You can use gremlin goo to cast a locator spell. 544 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,242 All the more reason to moisturize. 545 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,786 It's on the move. Get ready. 546 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,964 I don't mean to interrupt this awesome teamwork on display, 547 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,674 but where do you need me, exactly? 548 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:23,925 Anywhere is fine. 549 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,552 If you really wanted to help, 550 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,305 you could slather yourself in honey. 551 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,978 Uh, it doesn't matter. It's not coming. 552 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,104 What do you mean? 553 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,942 He's right. It's headed off-campus. 554 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,986 Oh, great. You screwed up the spell. 555 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,279 Your attitude, on the other hand? 556 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,073 Disrespect. 557 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,241 Remember? 558 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,993 it's full. 559 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,914 Or Malivore's not after Landon. 560 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:54,956 Then who the hell 561 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:56,500 does he want? 562 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,001 (door opens) 563 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,253 The gremlin-- the gremlin took Cleo. 564 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,595 Put that down. You're not coming. 565 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,180 Like hell. Cleo got grabbed on my watch. I'm getting her back. 566 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,391 LIZZIE: So you guys uncovered how to 567 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,267 incapacitate/murder a gremlin 568 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,603 prior to her being kidnapped? 569 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,021 No, but I will. Personally. 570 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,523 Okay, who's gonna stay here 571 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:21,233 and keep an eye on the school? 572 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,110 You miss the part where I suck at protecting people? 573 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,528 LANDON: Kaleb's right. 574 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,821 Not about the sucking. 575 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,531 And before you tell me why I'm wrong, 576 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,241 there are, like, four other students at this school 577 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,784 and the monster isn't after me for once. 578 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,203 I don't need protection. 579 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,371 So let me handle the research 580 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,539 while the three of you 581 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,666 handle finding Cleo together. 582 00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:39,084 Because doing things the way you have been doing them 583 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,961 is exactly what the gremlin wants. 584 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,005 ETHAN: Found it. 585 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,550 My mom said 586 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,926 it's an herbal supplement to help with my arm. 587 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,428 She sends me the stuff all the time. 588 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,434 (MG grunts) 589 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,852 Mm. Yeah. 590 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,770 That... Mm. 591 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,647 That stings like vervain. 592 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,316 Holy crap, is vervain your kryptonite? 593 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,693 ALARIC: When was the last time 594 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:05,777 you took one of those pills? 595 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,237 Uh, this morning, 596 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,864 before I worked out, around 6:00. 597 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:10,740 A dose that size, 598 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,325 it should be out of your system 599 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:14,077 in a couple of hours. Then you and MG can try 600 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,455 having that, uh, conversation again. 601 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:17,831 If something different than that happens, 602 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,332 give me a call. 603 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,377 Where are you going? 604 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,631 I think you and I need to talk privately. 605 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,758 (door opens) 606 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,016 (door closes) 607 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,476 ETHAN: I guess we got time to kill. 608 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:40,854 Might as well tell me your origin story. 609 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,315 Uh, I don't think that's a good idea. 610 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,816 Why not? 611 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:47,861 You're just gonna wipe my memory anyway, right? 612 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,446 Kind of like how 613 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,449 Zatanna mind-wiped Batman. (scoffs) 614 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:57,329 In Identity Crisis issue number six. 615 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,997 Yeah. 616 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,332 Hold on. 617 00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,958 Hold on, hold on. 618 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,960 How'd you know? 619 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,046 All right, look, 620 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,006 I would never admit this to anyone, but... 621 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,841 I've loved comic books since I was a kid. 622 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:10,926 Wow. (laughs) 623 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,719 It's our secret, all right? 624 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,721 (both laugh) 625 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,308 This should be the spot. 626 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,353 Great. A literal cow pasture. 627 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:22,729 But, hey, pun intended. 628 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,064 That's supposed to be good luck, right? 629 00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:25,649 KALEB: Pipe down for a sec, Lizzie. 630 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,400 (indistinct sounds) 631 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,278 Of course you can't. 632 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,365 Cleo! (grunts) 633 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:35,075 Hold on, okay? 634 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:39,704 Nice work. Yeah. 635 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,540 Dissero. 636 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,045 Cleo, we can levitate you out of there. 637 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,800 I said "we." 638 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,009 a bit too easy? 639 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,302 If I were a gremlin, 640 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:55,220 why would I leave Cleo in a place 641 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,137 that is so quick to find? 642 00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:57,305 KALEB: Who cares? 643 00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,140 Maybe gremlins are dumb. 644 00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,725 Or at least, as smart as we are. 645 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,102 I mean, it used Cleo as bait. 646 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,186 Just like we did with Landon. 647 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,521 You think? 648 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,731 (distant thudding) 649 00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:10,277 (growling) 650 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,782 Call it a gut feeling. 651 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,076 (high-pitched roaring) 652 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,245 Fools! 653 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,419 (screeching) 654 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:28,753 How is it so big? 655 00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:30,922 We've been kumbaya since Landon's speech. 656 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,507 CLEO: It is my fault. 657 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,426 I may have used some colorful language 658 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,760 as it dragged me here. 659 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,562 Like they say, the bigger they are... 660 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,947 So, what's plan B? 661 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,371 (car door opens) 662 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,498 (roars) 663 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:06,625 No way. 664 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,753 He's like Gremzilla now! 665 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:12,088 And far less frightening than I will be if you have scratched 666 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,131 my paint. 667 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,507 Focus, guys. 668 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,176 I figured out how to defeat the gremlin. 669 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:18,428 Disrespect makes the gremlin stronger, 670 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,055 and respect weakens it. 671 00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:21,931 In hindsight, actually makes a lot of sense. 672 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,224 Probably shouldn't have taken hours of research. 673 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,726 So we have to respect each other? 674 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,271 Ha. We're doomed. 675 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,732 You're a vampire? 676 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:33,193 Now, it's nowhere near as dope as getting bitten 677 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,945 by some radioactive bat or anything, but, uh, 678 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,823 yeah, it's the truth. 679 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:41,785 It's still cool as hell. Super strength? 680 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,621 Super speed? The blood thing is a bit of a bummer, 681 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,790 but the only bad part was your mom and dad 682 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:49,125 not accepting you for what you are. 683 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,418 Yeah. 684 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:54,506 That part was, uh, definitely rough. 685 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,677 My story's the opposite. 686 00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:01,388 My mom's done everything she can to support me, 687 00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:03,223 even letting me stay here in Mystic Falls 688 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,849 to let me make the most of what I got. 689 00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,686 Which isn't much, compared to you. 690 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:12,607 But that's why getting cut hurts so much, 691 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,442 'cause I don't know how to tell her. 692 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,194 Or who I am without football. 693 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,742 Wait, can you compel that into me? 694 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:25,620 Uh... Yeah. 695 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,372 But, um, 696 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:31,084 I'd rather help you figure that out on the other side. 697 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,090 Well, I'm curious about your next move. 698 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,675 What do you mean? 699 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,093 Well, you can say that you're not a superhero, 700 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,137 but that's a load of crap. 701 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,931 If there's one thing guys like us know, with great power 702 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,058 comes great responsibility. 703 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,103 So how are you gonna use those powers for good? 704 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:54,941 (watch beeping) 705 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,320 (beeping stops) 706 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:13,376 The, um, vervain should be out of your system. 707 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,089 Hey, can I ask a favor first? 708 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,926 Don't take everything away. 709 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,053 Uh, leave the part where we met today. 710 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,183 Why? 711 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:31,978 Because we're friends now, right? 712 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:35,607 And I-I could really use one right about now. 713 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,735 KALEB: What are you waiting for? 714 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,446 Start complimenting each other while I go distract this thing. 715 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,699 (roars) 716 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,284 I like the color of your hair. 717 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:49,746 I also like the color of your hair. And the cut. 718 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,581 Although the one before it did frame your face better. 719 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:54,375 Seriously? 720 00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,461 Respect has to be genuine. 721 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,338 You guys have to understand that despite your differences, 722 00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,965 there's a lot you two have in common. 723 00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,593 I would have never made the choice that Hope did. 724 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,053 Josie could have died. 725 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:09,974 (whoops) 726 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,226 Here. Grab this. 727 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,977 I'm sorry about that. 728 00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:14,354 I never meant to hurt your sister or you. 729 00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:15,980 I just didn't know what else to do. 730 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,650 Well, I guess 731 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,652 the way that you put Landon first 24/7 732 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:23,571 is kind of like what I do with Josie, and myself. 733 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:27,867 Maybe in the past, but you've changed, Lizzie. 734 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,536 And honestly, I wish I could be as proactive 735 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,788 as you when it comes to bettering myself. 736 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,833 LANDON: Okay, come on, Cleo. 737 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:36,918 You got this. 738 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,878 And I wish I had your confidence. 739 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,421 I can only imagine what it's like 740 00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:42,799 to not second-guess myself all the time. 741 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,968 To always be the hero. 742 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:48,429 Y-You're doing it! 743 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:49,681 It's shrinking! 744 00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:51,182 Well, I'd trade my confidence 745 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,642 for your brutal honesty. 746 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,478 And your ability to coordinate outfits. 747 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,689 (chuckles) Well, that can be arranged. 748 00:30:57,730 --> 00:31:00,233 If you teach me your badass, icy glare. 749 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,734 LANDON: Come on. 750 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,111 You got this. 751 00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:07,490 We got this. 752 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,743 Not so big now, huh? 753 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,916 I'm sorry about today. 754 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,377 Might be new, but you are totally Squad. 755 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,838 Welcome to your first mission. 756 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,506 Let us blast this thing. 757 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,261 Where did it go? 758 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,388 It's right here. 759 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,726 (high-pitched whimpering) 760 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:37,103 It is only a matter of time 761 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:40,315 until I return to my magnificent form... 762 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,400 Hmm. At least we know it still talks. 763 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,652 Yeah. You know, we better get a "A" on this assignment. 764 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,696 I want to take the little thing 765 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,698 and put it in a mason jar and just give it to Doc S. 766 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,618 So long as we respect one another the entire time 767 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:54,245 it remains in captivity, for if we do not... 768 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,955 I don't love those odds. 769 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,874 You thinking what I'm thinking? 770 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,335 More often than I care to admit. 771 00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:02,128 (gremlin squealing) 772 00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:09,385 How was your first day back? 773 00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,137 LANDON: Exhausting. 774 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:16,351 Well, at least the thread count is better here than in Malivore. 775 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:18,269 (chuckles) 776 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:22,690 Don't leave this bed, ever. 777 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,901 I wish that were the answer. 778 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,612 ♪ We'll draw the curtain ♪ 779 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,739 ♪ To never leave home ♪ 780 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,908 There's something on your mind. What's up? 781 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,619 ♪ I had a nightmare ♪ 782 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,788 ♪ Ah, ah... ♪ 783 00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,706 I don't really know the words 784 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:42,752 to express how much I appreciate what you did for me. 785 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:46,214 But I don't want my being back to be a burden to you. 786 00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:47,632 Or to anyone else. 787 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,342 You're not a burden. 788 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,636 And even if you were, I mean, I can handle it. 789 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,137 You're everything to me. 790 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,640 You've more than proven that, but... 791 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,518 maybe that's the problem. 792 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:00,895 The problem was that you were stuck in a hell dimension. 793 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:02,271 Now that I'm not, 794 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:03,773 I don't want to come between you 795 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,650 or any of our friends ever again. 796 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:09,070 Which means I can't be everything to you. 797 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,155 It clearly breeds resentment. 798 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:13,157 I don't care. 799 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:15,326 As long as I have you. 800 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:18,121 That's the thing, Hope-- you always will. 801 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,707 So maybe worry about having me 802 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:24,085 a little less and having everyone else more. 803 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,378 ♪ Ah, ah... ♪ 804 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,587 If I was right about the gremlin, 805 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:28,715 maybe I'm right about this. 806 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:32,427 There's enough Hope Mikaelson to go around. 807 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:37,890 ♪ This is how you fall in love ♪ 808 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:43,146 I don't remember you being this perfect. 809 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,106 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 810 00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:48,526 ♪ So pull me tight and close your eyes ♪ 811 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,361 If I'm gonna take your advice, 812 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,071 I think that there's somewhere I need to be. 813 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,282 ♪ Oh, my love, side to side... ♪ 814 00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:55,491 JOSIE: This isn't the conversation 815 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,243 I thought we'd be having. 816 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,871 Not that I'm complaining. (chuckles) 817 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:01,748 Thanks for walking me here. 818 00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:09,047 Oh, wow. I am amazed 819 00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:11,340 at how perfectly they rebuilt this place. 820 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,092 (scoffs) 821 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,512 The shutters may have changed a bit. 822 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:20,558 But then again, haven't we all? (chuckles) 823 00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:25,855 Pull up a step. Humor your old man. 824 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,194 What did you think we were gonna talk about? 825 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:34,155 Oh, I don't know... 826 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:38,451 me being willing to do black magic with Hope, 827 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:42,538 thus losing my chance to go to Mystic Falls High and live here. 828 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,416 Yeah, well... 829 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,543 That would be pretty hypocritical. 830 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:51,714 I understand why you did it. 831 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,549 I don't condone it, 832 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:56,469 but I know you were just trying to make up 833 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,179 for a past mistake. 834 00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:00,765 Kind of like I'm trying to do. 835 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:02,683 With the portal? 836 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:06,479 No. I'm talking about us, Jo. 837 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,731 You know, there is 838 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,609 nothing more important to me than you and your sister. 839 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:14,654 And maybe you'd know that 840 00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:16,989 if I said it more, instead of just... 841 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:19,450 (inhales deeply) ...showing up and buying milkshakes. 842 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,661 I do know that, Dad. 843 00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:24,956 Never stop buying me milkshakes, okay? 844 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,833 Deal. 845 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,961 (both chuckle softly) 846 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,382 You know you can talk to me. 847 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:36,300 Right? 848 00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:38,177 About anything. 849 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,640 I don't want to keep each other in the dark, 850 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:45,017 like Ethan and Mac, 851 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,645 no matter how noble our intentions are. 852 00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:52,066 Just... 853 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:56,154 Just trying to let you go a little, you know. 854 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,534 Let you grow up. 855 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:09,750 (takes deep breath) 856 00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:12,086 You know, it's hard. 857 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:15,882 It's really hard. (sniffles) 858 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:20,386 You know, like, Malivore's... 859 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,680 (chuckles): ...way easier. 860 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,974 Oh, man. 861 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,476 On that note... 862 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,228 I, uh... 863 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,230 I'm gonna head back to the school. 864 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:34,108 Or you could stay for dinner. 865 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,653 Aunt Elena's gonna be home soon from her shift, 866 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,905 and she's planning on making some 867 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,240 old Salvatore family recipe. 868 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,075 (laughs) 869 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:46,954 Plus, there's still stuff for us to talk about. 870 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:50,041 Yeah? 871 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,377 Like wh-what? 872 00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:54,879 Um... 873 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,882 I know I make it seem 874 00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:00,468 like everything's perfect at Mystic Falls, 875 00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:02,720 but, um... 876 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:06,432 There's this girl at school. 877 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,226 It's... 878 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:09,936 it's complicated. 879 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,147 Yeah. 880 00:37:13,189 --> 00:37:16,234 Well, in that case, 881 00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:19,028 Malivore can wait. 882 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:22,949 Besides, the last person I want 883 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,743 giving you relationship advice is Damon. 884 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:29,080 (both laughing) 885 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:30,373 (groans) 886 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,667 ♪ A heart that's scorned ♪ 887 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:37,255 ♪ A new love born ♪ 888 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:40,800 ♪ Thought I had it under control, yeah ♪ 889 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:43,552 ♪ Thought I had it under control... ♪ 890 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,805 CLEO: Why are we going the long way home? 891 00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,849 KALEB: It'll be worth it. 892 00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:51,852 Watching the stars in the Falls is... 893 00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:54,563 magic, like you. 894 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:55,856 ♪ When I knew I had to let it go ♪ 895 00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:58,484 Plus, I want to stop and check in on MG. 896 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,361 You miss him so much already? 897 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,737 I can't help it. (chuckles) 898 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,656 MG's my guy. 899 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,366 no matter how much he pissed me off. 900 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,243 And if Hope and Lizzie can mend fences, 901 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,829 no reason why we can't. 902 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:14,667 Do all Malivore monsters provide this level of emotional insight? 903 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,546 (chuckles): Now that I think about it, yeah. 904 00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:21,424 'Cause I just can't stop thinking about him being alone 905 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,926 at this school with no new friends except Jo, 906 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,303 and... 907 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:28,931 I said go deep. 908 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:29,974 Come on, man. 909 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,142 My arm's not that washed up. 910 00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:32,268 All right. 911 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,478 ♪ Da, da, di, da, da ♪ 912 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,189 ♪ Da, di, da, da ♪ 913 00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:38,524 ETHAN: You should've had that. 914 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:39,984 ♪ Da, di, da, da ♪ 915 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,862 I quite enjoy the Falls. 916 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,739 Come with me. 917 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,324 I know a shortcut. 918 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,243 MG: Usain Bolt wouldn't have had that. 919 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,287 And he's nowhere near as fast as you. 920 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,122 And how freaking sweet is that? 921 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,749 Dude, come on. 922 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,459 You got to keep it down, E. 923 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,210 ♪ Baby, a fool ♪ 924 00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,503 Our secret, right? 925 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:03,007 Let's go. 926 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,344 (owl hooting) 927 00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:09,472 HOPE: What do you think you're doing? 928 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:11,515 And don't you dare say jogging. 929 00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,851 I'm looking for the portal. 930 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:17,146 I figured the monster was taking Cleo to it, 931 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,940 and that if I could find it, you might be able to finally chill. 932 00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:23,027 I'm admittedly bad at chill. 933 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:25,196 Same. 934 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:28,324 Maybe we can work on it together? 935 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:31,410 Landon and I are gonna watch a movie tonight. 936 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:34,622 What happened to being brutally honest? 937 00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:36,624 You don't want a third wheel. 938 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:39,919 Remember that time I said I was working on myself? 939 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:42,713 I don't know. 940 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,092 Because as much as we may share in common, 941 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:47,635 there's something we don't. 942 00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:51,764 Your going to extremes got you what you wanted. 943 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:55,101 But Josie isn't here for me. 944 00:39:56,811 --> 00:40:00,106 And as much as I try to be tough like you... 945 00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:04,026 I just... 946 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,820 miss her. 947 00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:14,703 Well, we can make popcorn. 948 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,458 What movie are we watching? 949 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,876 Gremlins. 950 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,711 Ugh. Yep. (laughs) 951 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,297 Landon is back, all right. 952 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,008 HOPE: Any luck with the portal? 953 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,593 LIZZIE: No. 954 00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:31,887 I have no idea where the monsters are coming from. 955 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:35,182 Hopefully they'll just stop. 956 00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:38,561 ♪ ♪ 957 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,236 This is an unexpected visit. 958 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,571 Your bourbon's better than mine. 959 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,281 Well, you better make it a double, 960 00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:51,657 'cause I'm way ahead of you. 961 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,285 Actually, you're not. 962 00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:57,663 You found out what the artifact is. 963 00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,915 But I have seen it before. 964 00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:07,506 Is that... 965 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,634 Look at his bookshelf. 966 00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:14,430 I'll be damned. 967 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,016 At least he's one of the good guys, right? 968 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,518 If you overlook the atomic bomb. 969 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,231 These two, on the other hand... 970 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,483 far more questionable. 971 00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:28,110 ALARIC: Rasputin. 972 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,699 And Napoleon Bonaparte. 973 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,956 I'm gonna go with "cause for concern." 974 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,713 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. 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