1 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,281 Put the heaters away, boys. 2 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:34,368 This guy's a scientist, not a soldier. 3 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,537 Now, toss the place and find it. 4 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,877 Before der Führer beats us to it. 5 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:51,210 I guess the saying is true. 6 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,670 Those who don't learn from history 7 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:54,680 are doomed to repeat it. 8 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,930 Actually, the original quote is from George Santayana, 9 00:00:57,930 --> 00:01:00,260 who said, "Those who do not remember the past 10 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,310 are condemned to repeat it." 11 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:04,850 Not that it really matters. 12 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,060 It's good to have you back, Landon. 13 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:10,610 But the monsters are back, too. 14 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:12,820 Yeah, I always miss the good ones. 15 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,950 Like, first there was the mummy, and then, and then a minotaur, 16 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,030 and now a leprechaun? 17 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:19,780 What did it want? We believe Malivore sent it 18 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,620 to retrieve the Ascendant. Makes sense. 19 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:23,500 Malivore can't meatsuit me if he's stuck in a prison world, 20 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,870 so of course he wants a way out. 21 00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:26,170 That's not happening on my watch. 22 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:31,130 Our watch. 23 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:32,550 Landon's safe. 24 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,090 But the rest of us... not so much. 25 00:01:35,090 --> 00:01:37,720 It's like you said, history repeating itself, 26 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,600 doom... whatever. 27 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,560 With the Ascendant destroyed, 28 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,480 the monsters may be after Landon now. 29 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,270 So let's focus. 30 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:48,310 After the leprechaun came the Ferryman, 31 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:50,270 which Cleo summoned to bring you back home. 32 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:53,150 Which is why I nominate Cleo for the Super Squad. 33 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:55,950 More like nominate yourself into her pants. 34 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,570 All in favor? 35 00:01:57,570 --> 00:01:59,320 We're not exactly on great terms, 36 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,570 but she brought Landon back to me, 37 00:02:00,570 --> 00:02:02,580 so she has my vote. 38 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,910 Well, that's a majority. Motion passes. 39 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:06,710 Is it? Where is everyone? 40 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,330 Like, Josie and MG and, and... 41 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,250 the rest of the students? 42 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:15,420 Well, we've been having some enrollment issues. 43 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:18,010 Yet another reason to get this monster problem all sorted out. 44 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:19,800 Well, if history has taught us anything, 45 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,220 it's that we need to find whatever portal they're coming 46 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:23,060 out of and seal it up. How? 47 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,520 By stepping in every puddle in town and seeing 48 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,100 if we wind up in an alternate hell dimension? 49 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:30,150 Well, I'm glad you asked, Elizabeth, because that's 50 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,440 your assignment today. 51 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,070 If Cleo can summon a monster, 52 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,440 it stands to reason she can summon another. 53 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,240 Perhaps a harmless one who will talk 54 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,610 and give us answers once we capture it. 55 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:44,740 Now, I expect you all to work together while I'm gone, 56 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:46,000 harmoniously. 57 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:52,880 Wait, where you going that's more important than this? 58 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,960 I'm going to see a supernatural scholar about another lead. 59 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,260 We will summon this monster when I get back. 60 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:02,800 Now,harmoniously. 61 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:07,220 I can't even look at you right now. 62 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:10,640 I mean, what kind of mystery meat is that? 63 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,360 I'm gonna be honest. I'm not sure. 64 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,940 But whatever it takes to fit in 65 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:18,110 on my first day. Good luck. 66 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,570 Mystic Falls is clique-ier than The Salvatore School, 67 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:22,950 which has actual factions. 68 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:24,330 Over there is where the jocks sit 69 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,660 with the mean girl cheerleaders. 70 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:30,540 Well, she doesn't look so mean to me. 71 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:33,460 Tori Thompson? Please. 72 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,840 The LARPers and comic book geeks sit over there. 73 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,340 It's probably more your speed. 74 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:39,300 Well, maybe at our last school, but here, 75 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:40,970 we can be as cool as we want to be. 76 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,680 How cool is that, exactly? 77 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,890 I see myself trying out for the football team... 78 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:51,600 ...because Tori Thompson is totally into me. 79 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:55,690 Yeah, she just told her friend. 80 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:57,650 Knock it off. No vamp powers. 81 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:59,570 Relax, they don't even know. 82 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,240 Yeah, and we need to keep it that way 83 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,570 or my dad is going to yank us out of this school 84 00:04:02,570 --> 00:04:04,320 so fast our heads are gonna spin. 85 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,990 Okay, he's probably lurking in the parking lot right now. 86 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:09,540 You're being paranoid. 87 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:12,120 Please, just try being human with me. 88 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:16,920 Okay, fine. No powers. 89 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,340 But if this place is so important to you, 90 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:22,170 why are we sitting here alone? 91 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:24,130 Mind if I join you guys? 92 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,470 Looks like there's plenty of room. 93 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:28,100 That'd be cool, right? Yeah, sure. 94 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,230 I'm MG. 95 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:33,310 I remember, from that flag football game. 96 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:35,440 You transferred here, too? Yeah. 97 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,940 And, um, speaking of football, I was thinking of trying out. 98 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:41,030 You got any pointers? 99 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:47,490 Uh, study hard instead. I just got cut. 100 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:51,290 I thought you were on my team. 101 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:55,080 And I am, because your dad said that we all need to 102 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,750 work together on this one. 103 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,380 Well, he's not here, 104 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:00,590 and I am not working with Hope Mikaelson. 105 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:03,510 Lizzie, the last time we went against Doc's plans, 106 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:05,880 a leprechaun nearly killed him with a necktie. 107 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,890 Maybe ponder that for a sec. 108 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,970 This is my pondering face, okay? 109 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:12,100 And that plan was still way better than the one 110 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:14,270 that Hope came up with, which could have sent Josie 111 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,480 to the dark side. 112 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,440 And at least I'm doing something 113 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,980 instead of moping around because MG left. 114 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,400 Okay, I can tell that you're in a bad mood, 115 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,690 so I'm gonna refrain from pointing out 116 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:24,780 your involvement in that, too. 117 00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:26,410 Besides, MG's probably 118 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,910 just out somewhere taking a walk or something 119 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,490 to blow some steam off. 120 00:05:29,490 --> 00:05:32,870 MG enrolled at Mystic Falls this morning. 121 00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:36,290 He'll be staying with Josie in town. 122 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,630 Josie is his only friend there. He'll be back in no time. Okay? 123 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:46,090 I hope so. 124 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:48,010 Because, as your new bestie, 125 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:49,970 you mooning over his comic books 126 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:51,390 is a little creepy. 127 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:53,770 Yeah, this is research. 128 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,350 Oh, yes. 129 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:58,980 The adventures of trench coat guy and Tinker Bell. 130 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,940 First off, that's John Constantine, 131 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:02,070 and you damn well know it. 132 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,940 Second, that is a pixie. 133 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:07,490 A kinder, gentler version of a genie... 134 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:10,620 As if genies even exist. 135 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,330 ...that trades wishes for favors. 136 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,830 So all we gotta do is a solid for one of 'em, 137 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:17,960 wish for them to close the portal as payback. 138 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:21,250 Our Malivore problem is done and dusted. Boom. 139 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,340 Oh, damn. 140 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:30,640 That's that little ponder face you were talking about. 141 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,600 What are you thinking? 142 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,970 It's classified. 143 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:37,430 I thought we were supposed 144 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,810 to be working with Lizzie and Kaleb. 145 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:44,070 What is that? 146 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,780 The note Lizzie left on the door to her room. 147 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:50,450 Hey, are you okay? 148 00:06:50,450 --> 00:06:53,780 I mean, I've been picking up on some weird tension. 149 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:54,870 Never better. 150 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:56,160 I've got you back. 151 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,540 That's all that matters anyway. 152 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,210 I'm not sure Lizzie feels the same. 153 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,210 Yeah. I may have tried to guilt Josie 154 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:04,920 into taking her magic back 155 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,590 to open a door to save you, 156 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:08,630 but it didn't even happen, so I don't know why 157 00:07:08,630 --> 00:07:10,340 Lizzie's so bent out of shape. 158 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,300 Well, how would you have felt if it had been me in danger 159 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,600 instead of Josie? Oh, I'm sorry. 160 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,850 Whose side are you on? 161 00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:16,970 Yours. Always. 162 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,770 I'm just saying 163 00:07:18,770 --> 00:07:20,980 the reason you two are mad at each other is because 164 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:22,100 you're more alike than you think. 165 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,770 Take that back immediately. 166 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,770 You're both smart, powerful witches 167 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:28,740 who'd do just about anything for who or what you love. 168 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,490 I really hope you're wrong, because if you're right, 169 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:34,280 I think I know what Lizzie's about to do next. 170 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:45,040 I was unaware you jogged, Lizzie. 171 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,840 I'm, uh, more of a night runner. 172 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,550 It's normally so dark, in fact, that you can't even see me. 173 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:51,510 Well, I always sprint the last mile. 174 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:53,050 No pressure to keep up. Wait! 175 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:56,220 And leave your mentor in the dust? 176 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:58,060 I'm here to officially welcome you-- 177 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:01,640 Sculptress of Statuary, Slayer of Small Ones-- 178 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,440 as a member-elect of the Super Squad. 179 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,360 Thank you... I think. 180 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:10,070 What is expected of me? 181 00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:13,240 Merely one super-heroic event, 182 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,780 as approved by your Super Squad mentor. 183 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,120 Meaning you. Yes. 184 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,700 So lucky, right? 185 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,500 And I've already thought of just the thing. 186 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,960 And I bet I know what that is. 187 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:34,640 You were gonna summon a monster behind my back? 188 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,260 Please. Like you weren't planning on 189 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:37,760 doing the same thing. 190 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,260 And knowing you, you would have released 191 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:41,640 a Kraken with a Muppet allergy 192 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,850 that would have wiped out the rest of us. 193 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:44,310 Okay, unlike you, 194 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:46,270 I actually listened to your father, 195 00:08:46,270 --> 00:08:48,570 so I was thinking cute, talking, harmless. 196 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,320 Well, why don't you share with the rest of the class? 197 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,530 Why don't we summon a cherub? 198 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,240 They're basically flying babies. 199 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,360 With bows and arrows. 200 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,450 Cupid was a total bloodbath. 201 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:57,620 Remember? 202 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,160 Um, he wasn't actually Cupid, 203 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,290 and shouldn't we just wait for Dr. Saltzman? 204 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,620 Stay out of this! 205 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,250 It doesn't matter who he was, 206 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:06,420 because pixies grant wishes. 207 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,040 Okay, so does a monkey's paw. How would that work out? 208 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,300 You'll see. Fire up that summoning spell. 209 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,760 I do not believe that will be necessary. 210 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,590 The monster is already here. 211 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,060 Oh, that is the cutest monster ever. 212 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:28,900 What is it? I don't know. 213 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,440 But I want one. 214 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,740 Did you summon that thing? No. 215 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,700 We must be wary. 216 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:47,000 More like merry. 217 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,460 This thing could check all of our boxes. 218 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,920 Now, somebody, quick, throw a blanket over it 219 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,340 and we'll find out if it can talk. 220 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,670 Screw you. 221 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,340 How's that for talking? 222 00:09:57,340 --> 00:09:58,930 Grab it. 223 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:07,180 Too slow. Too slow! 224 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:11,650 Are you sure it went this way? 225 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:13,360 Yes, Hope, I can hear it. 226 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,990 Are you two deaf and dumb? 227 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,030 Let's see if the thing is as fireproof as it is critical. 228 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,740 No, don't. See where these pipes lead? 229 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:21,780 Okey-dokey. Just dumb. 230 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:23,080 Regrettably, you're right. 231 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,080 We need a song of ice and not fire. 232 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,700 A quick Glae Solidatur 233 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,210 will freeze this little guy in his tracks. 234 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:31,130 We want to interrogate it, not kill it. 235 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,920 Remember? I'll just cast immobilus. 236 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,750 Oh, great, so it can drown in there. 237 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,970 Once again, Hope, 238 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:42,180 this is all your fault... 239 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:44,140 Yah! 240 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,310 Smell you later, ladies... Damn it. 241 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,060 Here. Let me help. 242 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:53,230 Like I've been saying all day, 243 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:56,110 I don't want your help. 244 00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:58,030 I can't believe that you would push me in here. 245 00:10:58,030 --> 00:11:00,030 I didn't. It was the monster. 246 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:01,570 You know what, Hope? 247 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:03,870 At least when I'm a bitch, 248 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:06,240 I own it. 249 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,830 Now, for the last time, 250 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,790 stay the hell out of my way. 251 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:13,500 People always get hurt when you don't. 252 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,380 I really appreciate your help. 253 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:20,420 Whatever you can do to identify that would be great. 254 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:22,220 Anything for an old pal. 255 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:24,350 Especially the one who helped me get this gig. 256 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,470 You deserve it. 257 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,180 How's, uh... 258 00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:29,520 how's Emma? Oh, we're solid. 259 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,270 Yeah. At least we will be 260 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,770 once she wraps up this semester in Shanghai. 261 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:36,110 Ah. 262 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:39,110 Mac? Mm... 263 00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:43,490 Do I even want to know why you're interested in this? 264 00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:45,450 Well, we think Malivore opened up 265 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,950 another portal somehow. 266 00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:48,700 Monsters started appearing 267 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,910 once Hope and I opened up that artifact, 268 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,670 and I just want to know if it's a coincidence 269 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:56,000 or a... you know, cause for concern. 270 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,670 I'll give you a call as soon as I have information. 271 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:07,510 Unless y-you'd prefer to stick around. 272 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:10,600 Why would I want to do that? 273 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:14,270 Because you could've sent me photos 274 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:16,270 of this thing, Rick, and called. 275 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:19,020 Your daughter goes here 276 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,900 and now so does MG. 277 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,650 So, like you said-- 278 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:25,450 coincidence or cause for concern? 279 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,370 I wish I knew. 280 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,120 Josie came in contact with black magic. 281 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,250 Now, she checks out fine, but, you know, 282 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,250 black magic can be tricky. 283 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,340 I hate the idea of spying on her, 284 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:42,920 but, uh... 285 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,550 what do you have in mind? 286 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:50,060 I had a teacher call in sick this morning. 287 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,100 I need a substitute. 288 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:55,100 Well... 289 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,980 my human history's a... a little rusty, but... 290 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,240 Who said it was history class? 291 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,370 All right. Let's, um, 292 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,870 stretch the ham... hammies. 293 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,840 Paranoid, huh? 294 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,920 Your dad has questionable timing 295 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,880 and extremely questionable taste 296 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,090 in athletic apparel. But h-he's not... 297 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:32,060 A total spy? 298 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,560 That's fine. He can spy all he wants 299 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,980 if there's nothing for him to see. 300 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,100 So no using vamp speed or strength 301 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,810 to impress Tori-Crop-Top-Thompson 302 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,360 with your soccer skills. 303 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,650 Promise? 304 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,330 Stop looking. 305 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,120 It's really hard. Okay. Stop looking. 306 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,330 Too short. 307 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:58,290 Too green. Mm. 308 00:13:58,290 --> 00:13:59,710 Too Gimli. 309 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,670 You remembered. 310 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:05,300 That's a lawn ornament. This is pointless. 311 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,090 No, it's a process. There are literally 312 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:09,220 thousands of wee folk in mythology. 313 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,180 We just have to figure out what this one is. 314 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:13,060 It would go a lot faster if we could share notes with Lizzie. 315 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,680 Not an option. 316 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,520 Apparently, I'm hazardous to everyone's health. 317 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,020 Okay. 318 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,310 Radical idea, I know. 319 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:22,400 Have you thought about apologizing 320 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,940 to her for pressuring Josie? I can't. 321 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,740 And not because I don't want to. 322 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,660 But because if you disappeared tomorrow, 323 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,740 I'd do it all over again. 324 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,620 Well, what brought me back was something you hadn't thought of. 325 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:36,290 And I bet if you and Lizzie had worked together, 326 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:37,750 you'd have found another way. 327 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,330 Yeah, but we didn't. 328 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:40,790 And I can't change the past. Fair. 329 00:14:40,790 --> 00:14:42,130 But you can change the present. 330 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,380 Starting with our current 331 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:45,460 adorable little monster... 332 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:47,170 LIZZIE Good morning, Stallions. 333 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:50,840 This is The Salvatore School Monster Warning Service. 334 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,220 There's yet another monster on the loose, 335 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,640 but more on that later. 336 00:14:55,640 --> 00:15:00,520 Because the true threat to all our lives is Hope Mikaelson. 337 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,060 And not just 'cause she has scabies. 338 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,280 Gotta go easy on that arm. 339 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,330 Oh, that's right, I need to. 340 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:20,710 Unless you need a Band-Aid for that cut, QB None. 341 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:21,870 Oh, knock it off, Blake. 342 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:23,290 We can't all go 12 seasons 343 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,880 without taking a snap like you. 344 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,590 It's only been three. 345 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,880 Who am I to question your math? 346 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,720 Yeah, go ahead, bail. 347 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,390 Like you bailed on your family. 348 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,800 Worked out great. 349 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,850 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 350 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,980 Break it up, break it up. Break it up. 351 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,850 All right, everyone go take 352 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,520 a couple laps around the school. Go! 353 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,780 Not you. 354 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,110 Go pick up some of those cones 355 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,440 and cool off. 356 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,330 After you go pick that up. 357 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,830 Go on, move. 358 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:02,790 What was that about? 359 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:04,330 I don't know, you tell me. 360 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,710 I don't know. Everything's fine here. 361 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:09,170 Better than fine, actually. It's perfect. Huh. 362 00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:10,760 Well, it doesn't seem that way to me. 363 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,010 Ethan got cut from the football team 364 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:15,340 and he's messed up about it. 365 00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,610 Holy crap. 366 00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:31,190 How did you just move that fast? 367 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,990 I cannot believe you. 368 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,530 Scabies? Really? 369 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,330 I have no idea what you're talking about. 370 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,490 I was too busy washing the chlorine out of my hair. 371 00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,500 Though I can't say I disagree with the spirit of the message. 372 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,250 Okay, let's do this. 373 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,290 I've saved you and this school over a dozen times. 374 00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,380 And how many times have you put us all 375 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:49,960 in grave, life-threatening danger? 376 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,710 It's a wash, Hope. 377 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:52,760 And the truth is, 378 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,800 you're only there for us 379 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,050 when you need something. 380 00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:56,720 Look, I'm not proud 381 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,510 of what I asked Josie to do, 382 00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,970 you're the reason she went dark in the first place. 383 00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:01,890 Ding, ding. Round over. 384 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,770 Everyone back to a neutral corner. 385 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:06,350 You two are not making any sense. 386 00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:07,810 Okay. Butt out, new girl. 387 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,270 You have no idea how deep our history goes. 388 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:11,980 That is correct. 389 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:14,030 Which is why I am taking both of you at your word. 390 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,450 If Hope says 391 00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:16,780 she did not push Lizzie into the pool, 392 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,280 then I believe her. 393 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,870 And if Lizzie 394 00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:21,370 swears she did not make that announcement, 395 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:22,950 then I believe her, too. 396 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,160 But we heard her voice. 397 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,290 Perhaps we should focus 398 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,000 on that fact. 399 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,830 And an explanation for it that does not require 400 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,090 either of you to be wrong. 401 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,670 The monster. 402 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,880 Sounds like I'm here right on time. 403 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,130 Critter was just in Doc's office. 404 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,260 God, you will do anything 405 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,180 to suck up to Cleo. 406 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,140 Killing monsters does not impress me. 407 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,310 No, he didn't kill it. 408 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,680 It's molting. 409 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,350 What kind of creature does that? 410 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:47,940 Butterflies? 411 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,400 Frogs? Gremlins. 412 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,570 Oh, it is definitely a gremlin. 413 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,030 Oh, awesome. 414 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,780 Finally. 415 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,570 I mean, I mean... 416 00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,580 I don't get it. 417 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,580 How does something so cute 418 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:09,420 become this? 419 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,830 Duh. Feeding them after midnight. 420 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,260 Oh, come on. You've never seen... 421 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,130 Disrespect. 422 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,590 Says it right here, nerd. 423 00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:22,850 That's what gremlins feed on. 424 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,350 Okay, well, then the movie-- 425 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:25,810 which you all still should have seen-- 426 00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:27,850 obviously took some artistic license. 427 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:31,100 Perhaps it is pitting the two of you against one another. 428 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,070 Great. 429 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,440 We've been feeding it an all-you-can-eat buffet. 430 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,530 The stronger it gets, the more dangerous it is. 431 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,700 For Landon, right? 432 00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:42,990 Wait, that's it. 433 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,780 If we want to trap this thing, 434 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,490 we have the perfect bait. 435 00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,500 Do not look at my boyfriend like he's a piece of cheese. 436 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,660 We are not... Using me as bait 437 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:50,670 is a great idea. 438 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,080 I mean, 439 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,920 if Malivore wants me, like always, 440 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,590 then the gremlin has no choice but to come for me, right? 441 00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:58,050 And we'll be waiting when it does. 442 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,050 Look, the only way this goes wrong 443 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,640 is if you two can't work together. 444 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,930 It's all up to you two. 445 00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:09,560 This isn't about us, MG. 446 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,940 It's about what's best for Ethan. Is it? 447 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:14,610 Or is it more like keeping our secrets safe at his expense? 448 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,360 Burdening Ethan with it 449 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,980 won't end well, either. Dad's right. 450 00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,570 We can't risk it. No offense, 451 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:22,030 Jo. But what are you really worried about risking? 452 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,820 Do I get a vote? 453 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,740 Well, this isn't a democracy. 454 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:30,710 But we can hear what you have to say. 455 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,170 I think it's really cool that MG has superpowers, because... 456 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,670 ...I'd be dead without them. 457 00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:36,670 And I understand why you'd want 458 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:37,880 to keep that a secret. 459 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,090 And I'm happy to keep it. 460 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,720 Yes, I believe you. 461 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,300 But I made your mother a promise 462 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,890 that I'd look after you and keep you safe. 463 00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,220 MG? 464 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:46,720 Please compel him. 465 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,890 That's my decision. 466 00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:49,770 Compel me to do what? 467 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,350 There's no reason to be scared. 468 00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,770 You had a bad day. 469 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:55,020 You got cut from the football team 470 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,230 and you're mad about it, 471 00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:58,520 so you went home after gym class. 472 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,650 But you're gonna wake up tomorrow feeling better. 473 00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:02,240 And you're gonna find what makes you happy 474 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,910 that's not football, 475 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:06,370 then go after it. 476 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:08,160 But you're not going to remember this conversation 477 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,910 or anything that happened with us today. 478 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,000 I feel better already. 479 00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,960 I don't remember a thing. 480 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,590 So you don't remember the thing you're not supposed to remember? 481 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,510 Is there any possibility 482 00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,970 that you told his mom about vervain? 483 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,230 Mm. 484 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:35,980 Yeah. Son of a bitch. 485 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:38,440 This is quite intense. 486 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,860 At least the dude's little. 487 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,650 Minotaurs, gargoyles, 488 00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:43,110 Headless Horseman-- 489 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:44,780 that's when the real intensity kicks in. 490 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,200 Hey. 491 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,490 It's okay. 492 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:50,120 You get used to it. 493 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,700 I do not want to. 494 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,500 I thought this school was perfect for me-- 495 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,830 secure, enlightened, creative. 496 00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:59,500 But now I am unsure 497 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,000 if I wish to be a member of your Squad. 498 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,170 Look, I used to feel 499 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:04,130 the same way about this place. 500 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,260 don't let fear drive you away from... 501 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,720 something good. 502 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:14,230 Uh, especially when you don't have anything to be afraid of. 503 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,270 From what you have all told me, 504 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:18,980 Malivore is terrifying. 505 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,860 So explain how 506 00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:22,610 I'm supposed to feel safe. 507 00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,950 Uh... 508 00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,330 Uh, maybe I, uh... 509 00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:34,000 just... 510 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,370 totally misread that whole situation. I'm... 511 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:39,420 sorry. 512 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:41,960 Ask again when our lives are not in jeopardy. 513 00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,430 I'm gonna go 514 00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:51,680 get, uh, uh, another... another book. 515 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,970 Yeah. Okay. 516 00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:01,020 It's here. 517 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,570 Then you were right. 518 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,980 You can use gremlin goo to cast a locator spell. 519 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:06,820 All the more reason to moisturize. 520 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:09,280 It's on the move. Get ready. 521 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:20,540 I don't mean to interrupt this awesome teamwork on display, 522 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,250 but where do you need me, exactly? 523 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:23,590 Anywhere is fine. 524 00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:25,130 If you really wanted to help, 525 00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:27,800 you could slather yourself in honey. 526 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,560 Uh, it doesn't matter. It's not coming. 527 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,600 What do you mean? 528 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:40,520 He's right. It's headed off-campus. 529 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,560 Oh, great. You screwed up the spell. The spell worked just fine. 530 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,860 Your attitude, on the other hand? 531 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:45,650 Disrespect. 532 00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,820 Remember? Well, maybe it ate so much 533 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,490 it's full. 534 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,490 Or Malivore's not after Landon. 535 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:54,530 Then who the hell 536 00:22:54,530 --> 00:22:56,080 does he want? 537 00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,750 The gremlin-- the gremlin took Cleo. 538 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,880 Put that down. You're not coming. 539 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,760 Like hell. Cleo got grabbed on my watch. I'm getting her back. 540 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,970 So you guys uncovered how to 541 00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:13,840 incapacitate/murder a gremlin 542 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,180 prior to her being kidnapped? 543 00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:17,470 No, but I will. Personally. 544 00:23:17,470 --> 00:23:19,060 Okay, who's gonna stay here 545 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,850 and keep an eye on the school? You mean Landon. 546 00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:22,690 You miss the part where I suck at protecting people? 547 00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:24,100 Kaleb's right. 548 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,400 Not about the sucking. 549 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,190 And before you tell me why I'm wrong, 550 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,820 there are, like, four other students at this school 551 00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:30,360 and the monster isn't after me for once. 552 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,780 I don't need protection. 553 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,950 So let me handle the research 554 00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:35,120 while the three of you 555 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,240 handle finding Cleo together. 556 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,660 Because doing things the way you have been doing them 557 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,450 is exactly what the gremlin wants. 558 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,500 Found it. 559 00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:46,210 My mom said 560 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,670 it's an herbal supplement to help with my arm. 561 00:23:47,670 --> 00:23:48,920 She sends me the stuff all the time. 562 00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:56,430 Mm. Yeah. 563 00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:58,350 That... Mm. 564 00:23:58,350 --> 00:24:00,220 That stings like vervain. 565 00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:02,890 Holy crap, is vervain your kryptonite? 566 00:24:02,890 --> 00:24:04,270 When was the last time 567 00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:05,350 you took one of those pills? 568 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:06,810 Uh, this morning, 569 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:08,440 before I worked out, around 6:00. 570 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,320 A dose that size, 571 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,990 it should be out of your system 572 00:24:11,990 --> 00:24:13,650 in a couple of hours. Then you and MG can try 573 00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:16,030 having that, uh, conversation again. 574 00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:17,410 If something different than that happens, 575 00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:18,830 give me a call. 576 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,870 Where are you going? 577 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:26,210 I think you and I need to talk privately. 578 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,220 I guess we got time to kill. 579 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:40,430 Might as well tell me your origin story. 580 00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:42,890 Uh, I don't think that's a good idea. 581 00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:44,480 Why not? 582 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,440 You're just gonna wipe my memory anyway, right? 583 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,020 Kind of like how 584 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,940 Zatanna mind-wiped Batman. 585 00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:56,910 In Identity Crisis issue number six. 586 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,570 Yeah. 587 00:24:58,570 --> 00:24:59,910 Hold on. 588 00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:01,530 Hold on, hold on. 589 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:03,540 How'd you know? 590 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:05,620 All right, look, 591 00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:07,580 I would never admit this to anyone, but... 592 00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:09,420 I've loved comic books since I was a kid. 593 00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:10,540 Wow. 594 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:12,300 It's our secret, all right? 595 00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:17,880 This should be the spot. 596 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,680 Great. A literal cow pasture. 597 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,140 But, hey, pun intended. 598 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,640 That's supposed to be good luck, right? 599 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,230 Pipe down for a sec, Lizzie. 600 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:26,890 You hear that? 601 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:29,770 Of course you can't. 602 00:25:30,770 --> 00:25:32,940 Cleo! 603 00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:34,570 Hold on, okay? 604 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,280 Nice work. Yeah. 605 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,030 Dissero. 606 00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:46,540 Cleo, we can levitate you out of there. 607 00:25:49,290 --> 00:25:52,590 I said "we." Doesn't this all seem a bit too easy? 608 00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:54,670 If I were a gremlin, why would I leave Cleo in a place 609 00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:55,710 that is so quick to find? 610 00:25:55,710 --> 00:25:56,970 Who cares? 611 00:25:56,970 --> 00:25:58,720 Maybe gremlins are dumb. Or smart. 612 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,300 Or at least, as smart as we are. 613 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:01,680 I mean, it used Cleo as bait. 614 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,760 Just like we did with Landon. 615 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,100 You think? 616 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,360 Call it a gut feeling. 617 00:26:17,650 --> 00:26:19,740 Fools! 618 00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,370 How is it so big? 619 00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:30,500 We've been kumbaya since Landon's speech. 620 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,080 It is my fault. 621 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,000 I may have used some colorful language 622 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,250 as it dragged me here. 623 00:26:41,970 --> 00:26:45,050 Like they say, the bigger they are... 624 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,440 So, what's plan B? 625 00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:06,120 No way. 626 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:09,330 He's like Gremzilla now! 627 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:11,660 And far less frightening than I will be if you have scratched 628 00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:12,710 my paint. 629 00:27:12,710 --> 00:27:14,170 Focus, guys. 630 00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:15,750 I figured out how to defeat the gremlin. 631 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,000 Disrespect makes the gremlin stronger, 632 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,630 and respect weakens it. 633 00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:21,510 In hindsight, actually makes a lot of sense. 634 00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:22,800 Probably shouldn't have taken hours of research. 635 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,220 So we have to respect each other? 636 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:27,760 Ha. We're doomed. 637 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,350 You're a vampire? 638 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:32,770 Now, it's nowhere near as dope as getting bitten 639 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:35,520 by some radioactive bat or anything, but, uh, 640 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,400 yeah, it's the truth. 641 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,360 It's still cool as hell. Super strength? 642 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,200 Super speed? The blood thing is a bit of a bummer, 643 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,370 but the only bad part was your mom and dad 644 00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:48,700 not accepting you for what you are. 645 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,080 Yeah. 646 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,000 That part was, uh, definitely rough. 647 00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:58,250 My story's the opposite. 648 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,960 My mom's done everything she can to support me, 649 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,800 even letting me stay here in Mystic Falls 650 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,420 to let me make the most of what I got. 651 00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:07,260 Which isn't much, compared to you. 652 00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:12,180 But that's why getting cut hurts so much, 653 00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:14,020 'cause I don't know how to tell her. 654 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,690 Or who I am without football. 655 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:22,320 Wait, can you compel that into me? 656 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,200 Uh... Yeah. 657 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,030 But, um, 658 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:30,580 I'd rather help you figure that out on the other side. 659 00:28:34,370 --> 00:28:36,670 Well, I'm curious about your next move. 660 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:38,330 What do you mean? 661 00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:39,670 Well, you can say that you're not a superhero, 662 00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:41,710 but that's a load of crap. 663 00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:44,510 If there's one thing guys like us know, with great power 664 00:28:44,510 --> 00:28:46,630 comes great responsibility. 665 00:28:46,630 --> 00:28:49,590 So how are you gonna use those powers for good? 666 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,870 The, um, vervain should be out of your system. 667 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:17,580 Hey, can I ask a favor first? 668 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,500 Don't take everything away. 669 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,550 Uh, leave the part where we met today. 670 00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:27,760 Why? 671 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,550 Because we're friends now, right? 672 00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:35,100 And I-I could really use one right about now. 673 00:29:36,390 --> 00:29:38,390 What are you waiting for? 674 00:29:38,390 --> 00:29:40,940 Start complimenting each other while I go distract this thing. 675 00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:45,860 I like the color of your hair. 676 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:49,320 I also like the color of your hair. And the cut. 677 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,070 Although the one before it did frame your face better. 678 00:29:52,530 --> 00:29:53,950 Seriously? 679 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:56,040 Respect has to be genuine. 680 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,000 You guys have to understand that despite your differences, 681 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,540 there's a lot you two have in common. Disagree. 682 00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:03,170 I would have never made the choice that Hope did. 683 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:04,540 Josie could have died. 684 00:30:09,550 --> 00:30:10,800 Here. Grab this. 685 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,550 I'm sorry about that. 686 00:30:12,550 --> 00:30:13,930 I never meant to hurt your sister or you. 687 00:30:13,930 --> 00:30:15,470 I just didn't know what else to do. 688 00:30:16,890 --> 00:30:18,310 Well, I guess 689 00:30:18,310 --> 00:30:20,230 the way that you put Landon first 24/7 690 00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:23,060 is kind of like what I do with Josie, and myself. 691 00:30:25,230 --> 00:30:27,440 Maybe in the past, but you've changed, Lizzie. 692 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,110 And honestly, I wish I could be as proactive 693 00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:31,280 as you when it comes to bettering myself. 694 00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:34,410 Okay, come on, Cleo. 695 00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:36,490 You got this. 696 00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:38,450 And I wish I had your confidence. 697 00:30:38,450 --> 00:30:40,000 I can only imagine what it's like 698 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,370 to not second-guess myself all the time. 699 00:30:42,370 --> 00:30:44,460 To always be the hero. 700 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,000 Y-You're doing it! 701 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,340 It's shrinking! 702 00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:50,760 Well, I'd trade my confidence 703 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,300 for your brutal honesty. 704 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:55,050 And your ability to coordinate outfits. 705 00:30:55,050 --> 00:30:57,260 Well, that can be arranged. 706 00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:59,810 If you teach me your badass, icy glare. 707 00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:01,310 Come on. 708 00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:02,600 You got this. 709 00:31:05,270 --> 00:31:06,980 We got this. 710 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,240 Not so big now, huh? 711 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,490 I'm sorry about today. 712 00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:18,950 Might be new, but you are totally Squad. 713 00:31:18,950 --> 00:31:21,410 Welcome to your first mission. 714 00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:23,000 Let us blast this thing. 715 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,840 Where did it go? 716 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,880 It's right here. 717 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:36,680 It is only a matter of time 718 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,890 until I return to my magnificent form... 719 00:31:39,890 --> 00:31:41,980 Hmm. At least we know it still talks. 720 00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:44,230 Yeah. You know, we better get a "A" on this assignment. 721 00:31:44,230 --> 00:31:46,270 I want to take the little thing 722 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:48,270 and put it in a mason jar and just give it to Doc S. 723 00:31:48,270 --> 00:31:51,190 So long as we respect one another the entire time 724 00:31:51,190 --> 00:31:53,820 it remains in captivity, for if we do not... 725 00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:55,530 I don't love those odds. 726 00:31:55,530 --> 00:31:57,450 You thinking what I'm thinking? 727 00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:59,910 More often than I care to admit. 728 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,960 How was your first day back? 729 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,630 Exhausting. 730 00:32:12,590 --> 00:32:15,920 Well, at least the thread count is better here than in Malivore. 731 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,260 Don't leave this bed, ever. 732 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:24,480 I wish that were the answer. 733 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,190 ♪ We'll draw the curtain ♪ 734 00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:29,310 ♪ To never leave home ♪ 735 00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:31,480 There's something on your mind. What's up? 736 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,190 ♪ I had a nightmare ♪ 737 00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:36,360 ♪ Ah, ah... ♪ 738 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,280 I don't really know the words 739 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:42,330 to express how much I appreciate what you did for me. 740 00:32:42,330 --> 00:32:45,790 But I don't want my being back to be a burden to you. 741 00:32:45,790 --> 00:32:47,210 Or to anyone else. 742 00:32:47,210 --> 00:32:48,920 You're not a burden. 743 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,210 And even if you were, I mean, I can handle it. 744 00:32:51,210 --> 00:32:52,710 You're everything to me. 745 00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:55,210 You've more than proven that, but... 746 00:32:55,210 --> 00:32:58,090 maybe that's the problem. No. 747 00:32:58,090 --> 00:33:00,470 The problem was that you were stuck in a hell dimension. 748 00:33:00,470 --> 00:33:01,850 Now that I'm not, 749 00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:03,350 I don't want to come between you 750 00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:05,220 or any of our friends ever again. 751 00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:08,640 Which means I can't be everything to you. 752 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,730 It clearly breeds resentment. 753 00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,730 I don't care. 754 00:33:12,730 --> 00:33:14,900 As long as I have you. 755 00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:17,700 That's the thing, Hope-- you always will. 756 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:20,280 So maybe worry about having me 757 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,660 a little less and having everyone else more. 758 00:33:23,660 --> 00:33:25,040 ♪ Ah, ah... ♪ 759 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,160 If I was right about the gremlin, 760 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,290 maybe I'm right about this. 761 00:33:28,290 --> 00:33:31,920 There's enough Hope Mikaelson to go around. 762 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,380 ♪ This is how you fall in love ♪ 763 00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:42,720 I don't remember you being this perfect. 764 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,600 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 765 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,100 ♪ So pull me tight and close your eyes ♪ 766 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,940 If I'm gonna take your advice, 767 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:51,650 I think that there's somewhere I need to be. 768 00:33:51,650 --> 00:33:53,860 ♪ Oh, my love, side to side... ♪ 769 00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,070 This isn't the conversation 770 00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:56,820 I thought we'd be having. 771 00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:59,450 Not that I'm complaining. 772 00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:01,240 Thanks for walking me here. 773 00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:08,620 Oh, wow. I am amazed 774 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,910 at how perfectly they rebuilt this place. 775 00:34:14,130 --> 00:34:16,090 The shutters may have changed a bit. 776 00:34:16,090 --> 00:34:20,050 But then again, haven't we all? 777 00:34:22,630 --> 00:34:25,350 Pull up a step. Humor your old man. 778 00:34:28,770 --> 00:34:30,770 What did you think we were gonna talk about? 779 00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:33,730 Oh, I don't know... 780 00:34:33,730 --> 00:34:38,030 me being willing to do black magic with Hope, 781 00:34:38,030 --> 00:34:42,030 thus losing my chance to go to Mystic Falls High and live here. 782 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,990 Yeah, well... 783 00:34:44,990 --> 00:34:47,030 That would be pretty hypocritical. 784 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,290 I understand why you did it. 785 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,120 I don't condone it, 786 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,040 but I know you were just trying to make up 787 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,750 for a past mistake. 788 00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:00,340 Kind of like I'm trying to do. 789 00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:02,260 With the portal? 790 00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:06,050 No. I'm talking about us, Jo. 791 00:35:06,050 --> 00:35:08,310 You know, there is 792 00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:11,100 nothing more important to me than you and your sister. 793 00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:14,310 And maybe you'd know that 794 00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:16,560 if I said it more, instead of just... 795 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,020 ...showing up and buying milkshakes. 796 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:21,240 I do know that, Dad. 797 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:24,530 Never stop buying me milkshakes, okay? 798 00:35:24,530 --> 00:35:26,320 Deal. 799 00:35:32,410 --> 00:35:33,960 You know you can talk to me. 800 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,870 Right? 801 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:37,670 About anything. 802 00:35:40,210 --> 00:35:42,210 I don't want to keep each other in the dark, 803 00:35:42,210 --> 00:35:44,590 like Ethan and Mac, 804 00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:47,140 no matter how noble our intentions are. 805 00:35:49,970 --> 00:35:51,560 Just... 806 00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:55,640 Just trying to let you go a little, you know. 807 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,020 Let you grow up. 808 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,660 You know, it's hard. 809 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:15,370 It's really hard. 810 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,960 You know, like, Malivore's... 811 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,250 ...way easier. 812 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:24,550 Oh, man. 813 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:27,050 On that note... 814 00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:28,800 I, uh... 815 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,800 I'm gonna head back to the school. 816 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,600 Or you could stay for dinner. 817 00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:37,230 Aunt Elena's gonna be home soon from her shift, 818 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:38,480 and she's planning on making some 819 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,810 old Salvatore family recipe. 820 00:36:42,650 --> 00:36:46,450 Plus, there's still stuff for us to talk about. 821 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,530 Yeah? 822 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,950 Like wh-what? 823 00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:54,370 Um... 824 00:36:55,910 --> 00:36:57,460 I know I make it seem 825 00:36:57,460 --> 00:37:00,040 like everything's perfect at Mystic Falls, 826 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,210 but, um... 827 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,010 There's this girl at school. 828 00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:07,800 It's... 829 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,430 it's complicated. 830 00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:12,720 Yeah. 831 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,810 Well, in that case, 832 00:37:15,810 --> 00:37:18,520 Malivore can wait. 833 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:23,020 Besides, the last person I want 834 00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:25,820 giving you relationship advice is Damon. 835 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,740 ♪ A heart that's scorned ♪ 836 00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:37,330 ♪ A new love born ♪ 837 00:37:37,330 --> 00:37:40,870 ♪ Thought I had it under control, yeah ♪ 838 00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:43,630 ♪ Thought I had it under control... ♪ 839 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:45,880 Why are we going the long way home? 840 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,920 It'll be worth it. 841 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,930 Watching the stars in the Falls is... 842 00:37:51,930 --> 00:37:54,640 magic, like you. 843 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,010 ♪ When I knew I had to let it go ♪ 844 00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:58,560 Plus, I want to stop and check in on MG. 845 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,440 You miss him so much already? 846 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,810 I can't help it. 847 00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:03,730 MG's my guy. 848 00:38:03,730 --> 00:38:05,440 no matter how much he pissed me off. 849 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,320 And if Hope and Lizzie can mend fences, 850 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,900 no reason why we can't. 851 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:14,660 Do all Malivore monsters provide this level of emotional insight? 852 00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:18,620 Now that I think about it, yeah. 853 00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:21,500 'Cause I just can't stop thinking about him being alone 854 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,000 at this school with no new friends except Jo, 855 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,290 and... Go deep! 856 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,010 I said go deep. 857 00:38:29,010 --> 00:38:30,130 Come on, man. 858 00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:31,220 My arm's not that washed up. 859 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:32,340 All right. 860 00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:34,550 ♪ Da, da, di, da, da ♪ 861 00:38:34,550 --> 00:38:37,260 ♪ Da, di, da, da ♪ 862 00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:38,600 You should've had that. 863 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,060 ♪ Da, di, da, da ♪ 864 00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:42,940 I quite enjoy the Falls. 865 00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,810 Come with me. 866 00:38:44,810 --> 00:38:46,310 I know a shortcut. 867 00:38:47,730 --> 00:38:49,320 Usain Bolt wouldn't have had that. 868 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,360 And he's nowhere near as fast as you. 869 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,200 And how freaking sweet is that? 870 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,820 Dude, come on. 871 00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:56,530 You got to keep it down, E. 872 00:38:56,530 --> 00:38:58,280 ♪ Baby, a fool ♪ 873 00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,490 Our secret, right? 874 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:03,000 Let's go. 875 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,550 What do you think you're doing? 876 00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:11,590 And don't you dare say jogging. 877 00:39:11,590 --> 00:39:13,930 I'm looking for the portal. 878 00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:17,220 I figured the monster was taking Cleo to it, 879 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:20,010 and that if I could find it, you might be able to finally chill. 880 00:39:20,010 --> 00:39:23,100 I'm admittedly bad at chill. 881 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,270 Same. 882 00:39:25,270 --> 00:39:28,400 Maybe we can work on it together? 883 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,480 Landon and I are gonna watch a movie tonight. 884 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,700 What happened to being brutally honest? 885 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,700 You don't want a third wheel. 886 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:39,910 Remember that time I said I was working on myself? 887 00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:42,700 I don't know. 888 00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,170 Because as much as we may share in common, 889 00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:47,630 there's something we don't. 890 00:39:48,630 --> 00:39:51,840 Your going to extremes got you what you wanted. 891 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,090 But Josie isn't here for me. 892 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,100 And as much as I try to be tough like you... 893 00:40:01,890 --> 00:40:04,100 I just... 894 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,810 miss her. 895 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,690 Well, we can make popcorn. 896 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:19,530 What movie are we watching? 897 00:40:19,530 --> 00:40:20,950 Gremlins. 898 00:40:20,950 --> 00:40:22,790 Ugh. Yep. 899 00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:25,290 Landon is back, all right. 900 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,080 Any luck with the portal? 901 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,750 No. 902 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,960 I have no idea where the monsters are coming from. 903 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,170 Hopefully they'll just stop. 904 00:40:44,770 --> 00:40:47,310 This is an unexpected visit. 905 00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:48,650 Your bourbon's better than mine. 906 00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:50,360 Well, you better make it a double, 907 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,730 'cause I'm way ahead of you. 908 00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:54,360 Actually, you're not. 909 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,740 You found out what the artifact is. No. 910 00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:59,910 But I have seen it before. 911 00:41:05,370 --> 00:41:07,500 Is that... Albert Einstein. 912 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,630 Look at his bookshelf. 913 00:41:12,130 --> 00:41:14,500 I'll be damned. 914 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,090 At least he's one of the good guys, right? 915 00:41:17,090 --> 00:41:19,510 If you overlook the atomic bomb. 916 00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:24,310 These two, on the other hand... 917 00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:25,470 far more questionable. 918 00:41:26,470 --> 00:41:28,100 Rasputin. 919 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,690 And Napoleon Bonaparte. 920 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,700 I'm gonna go with "cause for concern."