1 00:00:01,797 --> 00:00:04,637 Police! Stay where you are. Go, go, go! 2 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,996 Don't move! Stand against the wall. 3 00:00:08,997 --> 00:00:11,277 Show me your hands. 4 00:00:17,437 --> 00:00:19,117 Oh, tits! 5 00:00:20,117 --> 00:00:25,811 Tits. Tits. Tits, tits, tits, tits. Titting tits! 6 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:31,116 Oi! They're mine. Cocking cock sticks! 7 00:00:31,117 --> 00:00:33,956 They can't find me here. My wife. You've got to hide me. 8 00:00:33,957 --> 00:00:36,476 Hide you? This is serious, Cheryl. 9 00:00:36,477 --> 00:00:38,756 This could end my career. I could go to prison. 10 00:00:38,757 --> 00:00:41,476 Well, it's all relative, isn't it? I mean, let's not fall out 11 00:00:41,477 --> 00:00:43,556 over semantics. I'm going out the window. 12 00:00:43,557 --> 00:00:47,394 We're on the third floor. Son of a dirty barmaid, that's high. 13 00:00:47,396 --> 00:00:49,356 Police. Open up! 14 00:00:49,357 --> 00:00:52,036 What about the wardrobe? Why don't you close your eyes? 15 00:00:52,037 --> 00:00:54,076 Try hiding behind your fingers, see if that works. 16 00:00:54,077 --> 00:00:56,886 My god, your sarcasm is entirely uncalled for. 17 00:00:56,888 --> 00:00:59,167 Open the door or we'll knock it down. 18 00:00:59,169 --> 00:01:01,169 Phone! They're coming through! 19 00:01:02,477 --> 00:01:05,277 Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. 20 00:01:06,119 --> 00:01:08,064 Pick up! 21 00:01:15,896 --> 00:01:17,876 Hey, what's... Thank god. You've got to help me. 22 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:19,916 I've been caught in a police raid in a - in a... 23 00:01:19,917 --> 00:01:22,476 Marcus, calm down. My career is on the line. 24 00:01:22,477 --> 00:01:25,076 My wife's gonna find out. OK, you have to listen to me. 25 00:01:25,077 --> 00:01:26,796 You need to find a hoodie or a jumper 26 00:01:26,797 --> 00:01:28,676 or something and cover your face. What? 27 00:01:28,677 --> 00:01:31,076 And do not say anything to anyone, OK? 28 00:01:31,077 --> 00:01:33,557 ...know it's me if I have a hoodie on! I'm calling your lawyer. 29 00:03:08,614 --> 00:03:11,613 Why do you bother staying if you're gonna come in at that hour? 30 00:03:11,615 --> 00:03:14,578 Because I get to see you in the morning. Breathe. 31 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:16,580 Really? Yeah, breathe. 32 00:03:19,855 --> 00:03:21,854 Nothing but toothpaste and coffee. What's this? 33 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:24,175 Oh, it's nothing. Are you getting a job? 34 00:03:24,177 --> 00:03:26,697 Data analyst. That's actually perfect. 35 00:03:26,699 --> 00:03:29,419 You're great at analysing things. Please don't make fun of me. 36 00:03:29,421 --> 00:03:31,301 I know that you think that I can't do anything for myself but I... 37 00:03:31,302 --> 00:03:34,461 No, I'm being serious. I think it's great. I'm really proud of you. 38 00:03:34,463 --> 00:03:36,542 That's not patronising. You know how I mean it. 39 00:03:36,544 --> 00:03:38,659 You owe me money for groceries, and if you're going to drink 40 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:40,219 all the good coffee, would you please get some more? 41 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,979 Oh, I'm sorry. Mummy, I'm ready. 42 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:46,739 Did you get ready for school all by yourself, my big girl? 43 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:50,376 Did you put underwear on? Good. Ladies always wear panties. 44 00:03:50,378 --> 00:03:53,299 Don't tell her stuff like that. She's my child. I will tell her 45 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,419 whatever I fucking want to. Mummy! 46 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:57,539 I didn't say that. You did not hear me say that. 47 00:03:57,540 --> 00:04:00,460 Please don't tell anybody that I said that. Breakfast. 48 00:04:08,663 --> 00:04:10,179 What? Nothing. 49 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:12,380 Teddy was up all night. I just - I need some sugar. 50 00:04:16,572 --> 00:04:19,739 What is that? Adderall. I have a prescription. 51 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:22,894 For what? ADHD. Helps me focus. 52 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,412 Oh, do you have ADHD now? 53 00:04:24,414 --> 00:04:27,459 A doctor gave it to me. OK. Robyn, you know the deal. 54 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:29,375 You cannot stay here if you're not sober. 55 00:04:29,377 --> 00:04:30,783 I know the deal. 56 00:04:32,963 --> 00:04:34,964 Balls, he's early. Mummy! 57 00:04:34,966 --> 00:04:37,540 What? Nothing. OK, I need you to get ready for school, 58 00:04:37,542 --> 00:04:39,259 and please don't tell your father any of the things 59 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:41,023 that you did not hear me say. 60 00:04:44,173 --> 00:04:49,820 Hi. Hey. You're early. Am I? Sorry. Just... keen bean. 61 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:53,596 She's still having breakfast. Right. Can I come in? 62 00:04:53,598 --> 00:04:56,585 I don't think that's a good idea. Why not? 63 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:58,339 Rob's here. Still? 64 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,651 Well, as long as my mortgage payments aren't going to waste. 65 00:05:00,652 --> 00:05:02,419 Mark, don't be a prick. You've forgiven her, then. 66 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:04,419 No, but she's my sister, so I don't have to. 67 00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:06,261 And your husband? I can choose you. 68 00:05:06,263 --> 00:05:08,263 I can't choose her. 69 00:05:10,134 --> 00:05:11,825 Daddy! Hello, darling. 70 00:05:11,835 --> 00:05:15,013 Are you excited about school? No. That's the spirit. 71 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,802 See you later, baby. Have a good day. 72 00:05:16,804 --> 00:05:18,004 OK. 73 00:05:20,496 --> 00:05:22,098 Right. Right. 74 00:05:25,863 --> 00:05:27,063 You OK? 75 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:31,031 It's hard. 76 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:37,289 Don't. Don't - no, thank you. 77 00:06:00,743 --> 00:06:05,455 You're late. So are you. I'm the boss, 78 00:06:05,457 --> 00:06:08,926 I can't be late. Other people can only be early. 79 00:06:08,928 --> 00:06:10,535 Then I'm on time. 80 00:06:12,774 --> 00:06:16,573 So, how's... Caroline, I appreciate 81 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:19,974 the concern, I really do, but just to reassure you, everything's fine. 82 00:06:19,976 --> 00:06:21,935 Good, good. 83 00:06:21,937 --> 00:06:24,647 I hear you and Eve are carving up your list. 84 00:06:24,657 --> 00:06:27,136 We're just finding that splitting up some of the clients helps 85 00:06:27,138 --> 00:06:30,120 with the workload. That's all it is. 86 00:06:30,122 --> 00:06:33,876 Look, I don't give a toddler's tear whose boyfriend you decide to put 87 00:06:33,878 --> 00:06:37,843 inside you, but if you choose to take a dump on the family dinner 88 00:06:37,844 --> 00:06:42,243 table, you must at least clean it up before the next course comes out. 89 00:06:42,244 --> 00:06:45,323 Check yourself before you wreck yourself, dear. 90 00:06:45,324 --> 00:06:48,860 Remember, a spiral looks the same from both ends. 91 00:06:54,357 --> 00:06:57,696 Caroline, um, there's someone in your o-office. 92 00:06:57,698 --> 00:06:59,777 Yes, I can see that. 93 00:06:59,779 --> 00:07:02,070 Thank you, Belle, that will be all. 94 00:07:06,712 --> 00:07:07,991 Ms Mills. 95 00:07:08,117 --> 00:07:10,597 Mr Paulson. 96 00:07:12,048 --> 00:07:16,390 To what do I owe this rare pleasure? 97 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:19,218 Well, I was in town for 24 hours. I thought I would pop in 98 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:23,302 and see my favourite ex-wife. It's not a crime, is it? 99 00:07:33,431 --> 00:07:37,030 Oh, my god. What are they feeding you? 100 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:41,359 You know I look like an old testicle with a face drawn on it. 101 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,757 You look better than the day we married. 102 00:07:43,759 --> 00:07:46,101 So, where are you taking me? 103 00:07:46,103 --> 00:07:48,267 Well, I thought initially perhaps 104 00:07:48,269 --> 00:07:50,719 here on the desk, and then after a quick nap to recover, 105 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,590 perhaps over there on the sofa. What do you think? 106 00:07:52,591 --> 00:07:55,510 For lunch. Oh, of course. 107 00:07:55,511 --> 00:07:58,350 Where do you want to go? I'm not doing all the work. 108 00:07:58,351 --> 00:08:02,110 Oh! Oh, god, it's good to see you, Dimples. 109 00:08:03,158 --> 00:08:04,373 What! 110 00:08:05,555 --> 00:08:08,933 Um, there's a man. Oh, yes. This is the other little thing. 111 00:08:09,611 --> 00:08:11,021 Gabriel Cole. 112 00:08:14,335 --> 00:08:17,270 Pleasure to meet you, Caroline. I've heard so much about you. 113 00:08:17,271 --> 00:08:19,097 None of it good, I hope. Hmm-hmm! 114 00:08:19,528 --> 00:08:21,895 We were wondering if you would do us a wee favour. 115 00:08:47,768 --> 00:08:49,927 Who are you stalking? Christ. 116 00:08:49,928 --> 00:08:51,647 Sneak up on me like that again, I'll kick you 117 00:08:51,648 --> 00:08:55,407 so hard in the chick dick, you'll never ride a horse again. 118 00:08:55,408 --> 00:08:58,483 I'm sorry. I'm not interested in sorry, Gemma. 119 00:08:58,485 --> 00:09:00,863 That's not my name. Emma, Gemma, 120 00:09:00,865 --> 00:09:02,495 Nelson Mandela, Captain Cockermouth. 121 00:09:02,497 --> 00:09:05,596 Your name is what I say it is. I have been at my desk for 122 00:09:05,598 --> 00:09:08,037 13 minutes and there's still no coffee in my mouth. 123 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,646 That, for a start, is not good enough. Second, we were done with 124 00:09:10,648 --> 00:09:13,297 animal print about nine months ago. Did you not get the memo? 125 00:09:13,299 --> 00:09:15,059 You look like you're going to a 'Lion King' audition. 126 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:16,636 That's not a compliment. 127 00:09:16,638 --> 00:09:18,918 And finally, you might want to consider a mattifying foundation 128 00:09:18,919 --> 00:09:21,235 before America invades your face and starts drilling. 129 00:09:22,578 --> 00:09:23,937 Here we go. 130 00:09:27,412 --> 00:09:29,851 That might be a new record. Where do they find these 131 00:09:29,853 --> 00:09:31,165 fucking snowflakes? 132 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:33,827 Next time, can you at least wait until she's brought me my coffee? 133 00:09:41,117 --> 00:09:43,358 Any idea who the deep dish in Caroline's office is? 134 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,283 What does he look like? Kind of grizzled, like if Philip Scofield 135 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:49,451 got stuck on a desert island for eight weeks and had to kill a man. 136 00:09:49,453 --> 00:09:50,950 Sounds like Duncan Paulson. 137 00:09:50,952 --> 00:09:52,967 Paulson? As in the Paulson? 138 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,255 I was starting to think he didn't exist. 139 00:09:55,257 --> 00:09:57,690 Oh, he exists. They used to be married. 140 00:09:57,692 --> 00:10:00,132 Oh, fuck off! How do I not know this? 141 00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:01,734 They set up the New York office together. 142 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,835 He left his wife and kid for her. Apparently, she only agreed to 143 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:08,207 marry him if he made her a partner and she got to put her name first. 144 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:10,048 Oh, course she did. 145 00:10:10,287 --> 00:10:12,169 I'm wet just thinking about it. 146 00:10:12,171 --> 00:10:16,213 Sofi Adjani on line one. She sounds a little frantic. 147 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,215 Aren't they supposed to be announcing today? 148 00:10:24,009 --> 00:10:27,170 What's she saying? I think 'canard' means duck. 149 00:10:28,456 --> 00:10:29,815 Duolingo. 150 00:10:30,143 --> 00:10:32,624 Sofi, it's Robyn. Slow down. What's up? 151 00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:36,958 You have to come and get me. What? You have to come and get me out, Flack. 152 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,429 Out of where? I'm in fucking jail! 153 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,407 Oh, Christ. Who's that? 154 00:10:41,409 --> 00:10:43,327 Eve, babe. Ciao-ciao. You're on speaker. 155 00:10:43,329 --> 00:10:45,065 Sofi, why are you in jail? 156 00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:48,031 I got into an argument with a connard stupide. 157 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,912 Are you sure 'connard' means duck? 158 00:10:49,914 --> 00:10:54,007 These arseholes. I have a show this afternoon, so I need to get out. 159 00:10:54,009 --> 00:10:55,544 OK, we're on it. 160 00:10:55,546 --> 00:10:59,045 We need to figure out where she is and sort out bail. Are you coming? 161 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:07,100 Caroline would like to see you both in the boardroom, now. 162 00:11:13,326 --> 00:11:15,845 I know. Cheap price... Robyn. 163 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:17,955 How are you? How are you still employed? 164 00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:19,989 How are you still alive? 165 00:11:19,991 --> 00:11:22,264 You look good. You've got this whole 'professor who 166 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,251 survived the zombie apocalypse' thing going on. 167 00:11:24,253 --> 00:11:28,404 Well, thank you. I was actually aiming for more retired assassin 168 00:11:28,406 --> 00:11:31,309 turned lighthouse keeper, pulled out for one last job. 169 00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:34,037 Well, now that you say that... OK, you two, enough flirting. 170 00:11:34,039 --> 00:11:36,242 Duncan, Gabriel, this is Eve. 171 00:11:36,244 --> 00:11:39,035 She's a double-barrel, but don't hold that against her. 172 00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:42,075 Pleasure. Eve, I've heard so much about you. 173 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,030 Aren't you the one that pretended to be 174 00:11:44,032 --> 00:11:46,907 a champion show-jumper at Caroline's birthday party? 175 00:11:46,909 --> 00:11:49,423 Ahh, I'll admit that does sound like me. 176 00:11:49,425 --> 00:11:52,634 I once got so drunk I had a 30-minute conversation with 177 00:11:52,636 --> 00:11:56,376 Ellen DeGeneres - could have sworn she was William H Macy. I told her 178 00:11:56,378 --> 00:12:00,561 that 'Fargo' was my favourite film 12 times. Oh, forgive my rudeness. 179 00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:03,289 This is Gabriel Cole. I know who Gabriel Cole is. 180 00:12:03,654 --> 00:12:05,333 Pegasus Eco-Air. That's me. 181 00:12:05,342 --> 00:12:07,346 We have a mutual friend. Really, who's that? 182 00:12:07,348 --> 00:12:09,147 Melissa Young. 183 00:12:09,149 --> 00:12:13,508 Sorry. I meet a lot of people. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. 184 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:16,959 Pegasus is the US's biggest aviation start-up. 185 00:12:16,961 --> 00:12:19,182 In 15 years, Pegasus plan 186 00:12:19,184 --> 00:12:22,645 to have electric aircraft running on all the major routes in Europe. 187 00:12:22,647 --> 00:12:25,496 Actually, I could get it done sooner but the aviation authorities 188 00:12:25,498 --> 00:12:27,465 can be real sticklers when it comes to things like 189 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:29,826 health and safety regulations. Boo! 190 00:12:30,593 --> 00:12:32,192 Right? You can't make an omelette 191 00:12:32,194 --> 00:12:35,058 without downing a few 747s' worth of plebs. 192 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:36,900 You're speaking my language. 193 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,824 Look, I would love to stay, but I have to go. 194 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,945 Sofi Adjani has been arrested. What for? 195 00:12:42,947 --> 00:12:44,992 She was in a fight. Possibly with a duck. 196 00:12:44,994 --> 00:12:47,598 Eugh, the French. Fine, go. 197 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,698 Well, more important than me. I'm humbled. 198 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,395 Well, I'll just have to leave you in Eve's capable hands. 199 00:12:53,263 --> 00:12:54,463 Lucky me. 200 00:12:55,229 --> 00:12:56,780 So, how can we help? 201 00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:59,117 OK. So, I made a couple of innocent 202 00:12:59,119 --> 00:13:01,271 little jokes on Twitter, and my shareholders, 203 00:13:01,273 --> 00:13:04,160 who clearly have no sense of humour, got a little bit spooked. 204 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,910 What did the Tweets say? I said that Mark Zuckerberg 205 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:09,002 Looked like a melted candle 206 00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:11,170 I always understood it wasn't libel if it was true. 207 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:13,429 Also, the head of US air authority 208 00:13:13,431 --> 00:13:16,689 took great exception to your reference to te size of his hands. 209 00:13:16,691 --> 00:13:18,824 Again I refer you to my earlier answer. 210 00:13:18,826 --> 00:13:20,558 Look, we all know the dance. 211 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,745 I say, "Daddy, Daddy, I've been a naughty little girl and I deserve" 212 00:13:23,747 --> 00:13:26,328 "a punishment," and they give me a spank on the ass and a filthy wink 213 00:13:26,329 --> 00:13:29,021 and we can all just get on to work like nothing ever happened. 214 00:13:29,023 --> 00:13:32,431 So, if you can just show me the slideshow, 215 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:35,624 give me the badge or certificate, you'd be doing me a huge favour. 216 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:39,879 What? 217 00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:45,182 Duncan and I have a lot to catch up on, so we'll leave you to it. 218 00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:49,134 Come on. Don't let him give you any shit. 219 00:13:49,136 --> 00:13:51,014 Do I look like a lady who'll take any shit? 220 00:13:51,016 --> 00:13:53,176 You most certainly do not. 221 00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:55,244 I like her. 222 00:13:56,511 --> 00:14:00,773 OK. Excellent. Well, why don't we start... 223 00:14:00,783 --> 00:14:03,816 Why don't we start with a drink? Wow, you have 224 00:14:03,818 --> 00:14:06,541 a lot of flavoured waters. Is there going to be a presentation? 225 00:14:06,543 --> 00:14:07,643 I'm sorry? 226 00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:09,706 Do you have a flip chart or something, you're gonna use? 227 00:14:09,707 --> 00:14:11,261 I wasn't going to use a flip chart, no. 228 00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:14,776 OK, great. Would you mind if we got out of here? 229 00:14:14,778 --> 00:14:17,682 I could really use a proper coffee, or a bloody Mary, or - ooh! 230 00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:21,853 One of those bubble teas. I... Come on, please. 231 00:14:21,855 --> 00:14:24,472 I spend my life in fucking boardrooms. 232 00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:28,586 Please, just take me for a cup of coffee. I will do whatever you ask. 233 00:14:28,588 --> 00:14:29,873 I promise. 234 00:14:34,454 --> 00:14:36,413 This is a message for Melody Bellway. 235 00:14:36,415 --> 00:14:39,069 Just confirming your job interview with Gwen at Pendall PR 236 00:14:39,071 --> 00:14:41,351 at 2pm today. We'll see you then. 237 00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:43,586 Melody. 238 00:14:45,616 --> 00:14:46,816 Melody! 239 00:14:49,145 --> 00:14:51,104 One capp and an oat latte. 240 00:14:52,081 --> 00:14:54,881 Uh, one black Americano and a flat white. 241 00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:56,564 But do you have cashew milk? 242 00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:58,833 Because I don't want any of that dusty oat crap. 243 00:15:12,131 --> 00:15:13,975 Eugh. Um, excuse me? 244 00:15:13,977 --> 00:15:15,598 Mm-hm? This is froth. 245 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,631 It should be micro-foam. It's not 1985. 246 00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:23,219 Well, look who it is. 247 00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:26,416 Ahh. No, no, don't tell me, don't tell me. I'll get it in a minute. 248 00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:29,189 What are you doing here? Oh, you know, work. 249 00:15:30,353 --> 00:15:32,066 You? Work. 250 00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:35,027 Right. Yes, of course. It's ironic, really, considering 251 00:15:35,029 --> 00:15:37,406 coffee was never your strong point. 252 00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:38,704 So how... Sorry. How have you been. 253 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,815 No, you. You go. I just - how's Robyn? 254 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,332 She's... Robyn. 255 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:48,120 You know, good old dead-eyed, tight-lipped, drown everyone around 256 00:15:48,122 --> 00:15:51,647 you in a black sea of self-involved, self-destructive self-pity Robyn. 257 00:15:53,113 --> 00:15:55,040 Jokes. We're fine. 258 00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:59,041 Mega-LOLs. Not one to fall out over a smelly old boy, of all things. 259 00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:01,002 And Tom? Fuck knows. 260 00:16:01,004 --> 00:16:03,517 Last I heard, he's off the wagon again, so he's probably up to 261 00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:05,678 his guts in gak and 22-year-olds. 262 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,112 Good times. Oh, I've got a job interview. 263 00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,234 Pendall PR. They're looking for 264 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,467 a new assistant. It's paid and everything. 265 00:16:12,469 --> 00:16:15,428 Good for you. And someone won't be going to 266 00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:19,714 that interview unless she gets her little Scottish arse into gear 267 00:16:19,716 --> 00:16:21,716 and makes me some coffee. Sorry. 268 00:16:22,839 --> 00:16:25,127 I better... Yeah, course. You do you. 269 00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:28,680 Nice to see you. Yeah. 270 00:16:32,352 --> 00:16:35,338 You made a friend. Yes. No. 271 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,007 She used to work for me. 272 00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:39,860 OK, let's get on with this, shall we? 273 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:42,914 You need to think of yourself as a brand, and your social media is 274 00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:46,578 your shop window, so if you want me in your shop, don't post a picture 275 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,291 of your dick or your dinner. OK? Second... 276 00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:52,890 OK, I'm gonna stop your right there. Look, you are clearly 277 00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:56,491 exceptional at what you do, but I don't need any training. 278 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,816 I said what I said intentionally to draw attention away from the fact 279 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:03,311 that I was supposed to test-fly a brand-new prototype two weeks ago, 280 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,479 and I can't get the damn thing's weight down enough 281 00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:08,669 to get it off the ground, let alone across the Channel. 282 00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:11,710 And, yes, I know the stock drops a couple of points every time 283 00:17:11,712 --> 00:17:14,085 the press calls me a loose cannon, you know? 284 00:17:14,095 --> 00:17:16,515 But that is nothing compared to how far it would drop if 285 00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:19,283 they started saying I can't deliver what I said I would. 286 00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:22,684 So I am here as a gesture of good will to the board. 287 00:17:23,163 --> 00:17:25,679 No offence. None taken. 288 00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:28,545 OK, great. Then how about I take you out to lunch? 289 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,385 I find you incredibly attractive. You're not short on confidence, 290 00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,334 are you? Well, I do have a net worth of 291 00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:35,344 over $3 billion. Dollars or pounds? 292 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,025 Pounds. So with the current 293 00:17:37,027 --> 00:17:40,427 exchange rate, that's, what, like, 300 euros? 294 00:17:41,656 --> 00:17:43,255 Come on, live a little. 295 00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:47,696 I say we cut class, smoke a joint, make out in the janitor's office. 296 00:17:47,698 --> 00:17:50,097 You seem to have confused a conversation with an industry 297 00:17:50,099 --> 00:17:53,298 professional with a romantic comedy from the early '90s. 298 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:56,299 So why don't we just leave things there? 299 00:17:56,301 --> 00:17:58,230 Don't worry about the coffees, they're on me. 300 00:17:58,232 --> 00:18:00,280 Wait, I'm sorry. 301 00:18:00,282 --> 00:18:02,761 I know I'm being a douche. Well, as long as you know. 302 00:18:02,763 --> 00:18:06,483 Real talk? I work really hard, I spend my entire life swinging 303 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,488 golf clubs, and dicks, with investors and board members, 304 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,743 and actually, what I'd really like 305 00:18:13,015 --> 00:18:16,499 is just to have lunch with someone who doesn't give a crap about 306 00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:19,827 what I do, or what car I drive, or what watch I wear. 307 00:18:20,928 --> 00:18:23,228 Billionaire tech entrepreneur, philanthropist, 308 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:26,991 Bugatti Chiron and FP Journe, FYI. 309 00:18:38,711 --> 00:18:40,030 Robyn. Oh. 310 00:18:40,032 --> 00:18:41,911 God, thank god you're here. Hey, Marcus. 311 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,706 They are making me share a toilet. 312 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:48,888 And there's a man with a tattoo of Cher on his neck who keeps 313 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,833 asking me to play bridge with him. You've got to get me out of here. 314 00:18:51,835 --> 00:18:54,034 My wife still thinks that I'm in Hull reporting on 315 00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:57,057 the party conference. OK. Technically, I'm not here for you, 316 00:18:57,059 --> 00:18:59,898 but don't worry. I've called your lawyer and you should be out by 317 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,174 end of play, so just be polite and avoid the showers. 318 00:19:02,452 --> 00:19:04,628 Do you want me to call your wife to come get you? 319 00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:06,790 No. No. No, no. I'll wait. 320 00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:14,772 Hey, stop swearing at everyone before they arrest you again. 321 00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:16,730 They don't understand what I'm fucking saying. 322 00:19:16,732 --> 00:19:18,471 You're all ignorant, you fucking English. 323 00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:19,767 I'm not English. 324 00:19:21,147 --> 00:19:22,426 Christ, my hair. 325 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,267 God, I feel like I was a special guest at a piss party. 326 00:19:25,269 --> 00:19:27,468 So, are you gonna tell me what happened? 327 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,625 Look, I was at a bar and some guy 328 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,129 got fresh, so I decided to give him a little smack. 329 00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,760 You fractured his mandible. Really? 330 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,520 You can't smoke here. 331 00:19:40,939 --> 00:19:42,139 Sorry. 332 00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:48,184 What did he actually do? He touched me. He touched you? 333 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:50,780 Sure, or he said something. 334 00:19:50,782 --> 00:19:52,735 Look, I forget. What does it matter? Men are 335 00:19:52,737 --> 00:19:55,111 arseholes. We need an excuse now? We do when we fracture 336 00:19:55,113 --> 00:19:56,980 their mandibles. What is this mandible? 337 00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:59,967 It's the lower jawbone. Mandible? 338 00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:03,135 Mm-hm. I like it. Au revoir! Sofi. 339 00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:04,601 Oh, Sofi! 340 00:20:05,493 --> 00:20:07,653 This way. Thank you. 341 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:19,221 Sofi! I don't want to talk about it. 342 00:20:19,223 --> 00:20:21,722 - It's aggravated assault. - Pass? 343 00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:23,724 This is my pass. Sorry. 344 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,511 Look, nothing has appeared 345 00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:28,552 in the press yet, but the real problem is Kenrik. 346 00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:31,194 He's supposed to be announcing you as the face of the new campaign, 347 00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:33,774 and broken jawbones don't exactly scream 'Elegance'. 348 00:20:33,776 --> 00:20:36,895 I hate that fucking name anyway. It's so fucking pink. 349 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:39,224 Look, I'm gonna try and make the charges go away, but you have 350 00:20:39,225 --> 00:20:41,225 got to keep your head down. 351 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,663 Sofi! 352 00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:46,767 Where in Christ's tits have you been? 353 00:20:46,769 --> 00:20:49,143 Shelley, I've found her. Come on, let's get her done now, please. 354 00:20:49,144 --> 00:20:52,303 I am so sorry, my darling. My puppy was sick. 355 00:20:52,305 --> 00:20:54,350 Oh, Franco, baby girl, is he alright? 356 00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:57,178 He ate a tampon and it blew up in him like a puffer fish. 357 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,099 He nearly suffocated, but he's fine now. 358 00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:01,308 OMFG. Well, you're here now. Come on, let's get you done anyway. 359 00:21:01,309 --> 00:21:03,313 Robyn, I'm loving those lines. They're great for you. 360 00:21:03,314 --> 00:21:05,401 Oh, thanks, Rick. Good luck with the show. 361 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,079 Sofi. What? 362 00:21:10,081 --> 00:21:12,874 Could I have one more word with Sofi, please? It's about the dog. 363 00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:15,596 You have 30 seconds. Hm-hmm. 364 00:21:17,227 --> 00:21:21,410 Security camera. What? There was a security camera. 365 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:24,173 Oh, I look terrible. 366 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:29,349 See? He touched me. You bumped into him, and he still apologised. 367 00:21:30,574 --> 00:21:31,774 Oh! 368 00:21:33,421 --> 00:21:34,879 That's a hell of a punch. 369 00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:37,001 A hell of punch that's now breaking the internet. 370 00:21:38,108 --> 00:21:39,856 Ah, merde! 371 00:21:48,313 --> 00:21:50,780 My god, I have missed this place. 372 00:21:50,782 --> 00:21:52,434 Best falafel. 373 00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:57,512 Damian sends his love. He does. 374 00:21:57,513 --> 00:21:59,992 Are you still obsessed by the idea that he doesn't like you? 375 00:21:59,993 --> 00:22:03,912 He doesn't like me. But that's OK. I don't like him, either. 376 00:22:03,913 --> 00:22:06,762 Kidding. How's Bessie? 377 00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:09,345 Spectacular. The little one? 378 00:22:09,347 --> 00:22:12,632 Not so little, but majestic. 379 00:22:18,484 --> 00:22:23,240 Seeing anyone? I have... a few friends. 380 00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:29,109 What about you? I don't go hungry, put it that way. 381 00:22:32,070 --> 00:22:34,611 Do you want to take that? No. 382 00:22:34,612 --> 00:22:38,331 She's a big girl, she can figure it out herself. 383 00:22:39,254 --> 00:22:41,201 Now, have we accumulated 384 00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:44,643 the socially acceptable amount of small talk to go and have sex yet? 385 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,531 Or do you want to chat about the fucking weather? 386 00:22:48,672 --> 00:22:49,992 Cheque, please. 387 00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:52,863 So, where'd you go to school? Downton Abbey? 388 00:22:52,865 --> 00:22:54,644 Ah-ha-ha, very good. 389 00:22:54,646 --> 00:22:57,055 Um, are you intimidated because I speak proper? 390 00:22:57,057 --> 00:22:59,908 Not at all. Us Americans, we don't care about class. 391 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:02,943 No, you care about money. Ahh, right, the American dream. 392 00:23:02,945 --> 00:23:04,765 The more money you make, the better you are. 393 00:23:04,767 --> 00:23:06,944 Delightful simplification. 394 00:23:06,945 --> 00:23:09,824 Well, is it any worse than the more money your mummy 395 00:23:09,825 --> 00:23:12,384 and daddy inherited, or the more money their mummies and daddies 396 00:23:12,385 --> 00:23:15,304 inherited, the better you are? That is a system that literally 397 00:23:15,305 --> 00:23:18,035 promotes inbreeding. No wonder you all have such terrible teeth. 398 00:23:18,037 --> 00:23:20,583 Oh, so capitalism is the key to the all-American smile? 399 00:23:20,585 --> 00:23:22,744 Hey, in America, as long as you get 400 00:23:22,745 --> 00:23:25,127 shit done and you work hard enough, it doesn't matter who you are, 401 00:23:25,128 --> 00:23:26,904 you can make it. Unless you're black, 402 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,944 or Mexican, or a woman. Touche. 403 00:23:30,691 --> 00:23:34,473 Let's play. Father, engineer. Mother, Eastern European. 404 00:23:34,475 --> 00:23:38,455 I'm thinking Balkan. Activist/life model. 405 00:23:38,457 --> 00:23:42,544 Father, lawyer. Mother, Northern European, well-kept, 406 00:23:43,107 --> 00:23:44,832 resentful alcoholic? So close. 407 00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:47,260 Actually, that's not fair. She had a law degree, 408 00:23:47,262 --> 00:23:49,471 but she sacrificed her glittering career for 409 00:23:49,473 --> 00:23:51,903 her grubby little children, as she so often reminds us. 410 00:23:51,905 --> 00:23:54,881 Poor Mummy, foregoing those 50-hour weeks and having to 411 00:23:54,883 --> 00:23:57,883 settle for private Pilates lessons and racially abusing the au pair. 412 00:23:58,791 --> 00:23:59,991 Too much? 413 00:24:00,617 --> 00:24:03,101 God, I never get to meet girls like you. 414 00:24:03,103 --> 00:24:05,302 It's always actresses and models. 415 00:24:05,303 --> 00:24:08,034 You know, they look great, but they also have 416 00:24:08,036 --> 00:24:11,290 this Melania Trump, dead behind the eyes thing going on. 417 00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:12,610 You know? 418 00:24:12,612 --> 00:24:15,607 You - you're mean. 419 00:24:17,607 --> 00:24:19,713 I love it. I'm very charming. 420 00:24:23,521 --> 00:24:25,920 I'm sorry, am I keeping you from something? 421 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:28,982 Two secs. I've been calling you. 422 00:24:28,983 --> 00:24:30,366 I'm with Mr Cole. 423 00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,447 Someone leaked footage of Sofi's attack. 424 00:24:32,449 --> 00:24:34,049 Well, what do you want me to do about it? 425 00:24:36,003 --> 00:24:37,382 What does it show? 426 00:24:37,383 --> 00:24:40,662 I've sent it to you. It's bad. Britney with an umbrella bad? 427 00:24:40,663 --> 00:24:42,347 Solange in a lift bad. 428 00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:44,349 It's not pretty. OK, hold on. 429 00:24:47,704 --> 00:24:51,388 Christ. Hell of a punch. I need something, fast. 430 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,852 Violence only plays well when it's for a noble cause. 431 00:24:53,854 --> 00:24:58,276 Can we feminise it? Hashtag No Touching? 432 00:24:58,278 --> 00:25:01,046 The guy looks like he brews ethical craft ales for a living. 433 00:25:01,048 --> 00:25:03,366 He hardly screams toxic masculinity. 434 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:06,396 OK, well, if it's not sexism, we need another ism. 435 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:09,741 Race? Sofi's not a Muslim, is she? 436 00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:11,137 There. What? 437 00:25:11,139 --> 00:25:12,339 A witness. 438 00:25:14,052 --> 00:25:16,782 Must be those guys. Who are you talking to? 439 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:20,999 No-one. 01:48, the two men watching on - can we use them? 440 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,542 OK, we can use this. 441 00:25:24,543 --> 00:25:26,672 I'm going to pay Dorothy96 a visit. 442 00:25:26,674 --> 00:25:29,546 Text me the address and I'll meet you there. OK. 443 00:25:31,850 --> 00:25:34,782 Where are you going? Business. I'm business. 444 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,422 No, you're not. Ooh, does that mean I'm pleasure? 445 00:25:37,423 --> 00:25:38,770 You wish. 446 00:25:39,977 --> 00:25:41,409 Can I see you again? 447 00:25:42,373 --> 00:25:43,600 I'll think about it. 448 00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:47,205 It's good to see you. Thank you. 449 00:25:47,684 --> 00:25:49,336 Make sure you give her a good tip. 450 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:59,526 I'll tip you what you earn in a week if you give me her number. 451 00:26:00,013 --> 00:26:01,373 Oh, my god! 452 00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:04,690 Melody. 453 00:26:07,502 --> 00:26:10,288 You were utterly incredible, Mills. 454 00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:14,088 Having said that, there was a moment there when I thought 455 00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:17,520 I might be having a heart attack. There are worse ways to go. 456 00:26:17,522 --> 00:26:19,692 Could be an inconvenience, though, couldn't it? 457 00:26:20,356 --> 00:26:23,497 Especially for you. So, what do you really 458 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,218 want to talk to me about? 459 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:28,379 Oh, god. Am I really that transparent? 460 00:26:28,381 --> 00:26:32,697 Babysitting brat boy billionaires isn't usually your bag, baby, so... 461 00:26:32,699 --> 00:26:34,935 No. ..what's going on? 462 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,715 You want to sell up, don't you? 463 00:26:37,717 --> 00:26:39,842 What's wrong? Knocked up some Russian? 464 00:26:39,844 --> 00:26:42,761 No, it's not about the company. It's not that. 465 00:26:52,294 --> 00:26:53,535 What was that for? 466 00:26:56,189 --> 00:26:58,687 I just wanted one last one that wasn't 467 00:26:59,542 --> 00:27:03,142 clouded with pity. What are you talking about? 468 00:27:03,727 --> 00:27:04,927 Um... 469 00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,364 I have blood cancer. 470 00:27:11,257 --> 00:27:14,490 I have about six weeks, if that. 471 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,950 You look fine. I'm not fine. 472 00:27:22,144 --> 00:27:23,903 I don't... It's done. 473 00:27:23,904 --> 00:27:27,613 There's no treatment. There's no options. 474 00:27:27,615 --> 00:27:29,614 It is what it is. 475 00:27:29,616 --> 00:27:32,695 And, to be honest, 476 00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:35,858 I'd prefer not to talk it to death. 477 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:37,619 Oh. 478 00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:40,405 Just need to tidy up a few things and 479 00:27:41,116 --> 00:27:44,036 do it with a modicum of dignity, best I can. 480 00:27:46,024 --> 00:27:47,943 I'm sorry, I didn't know how to tell you. 481 00:27:47,944 --> 00:27:49,463 So you fucked me. 482 00:27:50,244 --> 00:27:52,473 The last thing I wanted was a charity shag. 483 00:27:52,475 --> 00:27:56,435 Nothing sadder than that. At least you'll die handsome. 484 00:27:58,155 --> 00:28:00,299 The lawyers will tie up all the business stuff. 485 00:28:00,301 --> 00:28:04,033 It's not complicated. Have you told Elizabeth? No. 486 00:28:04,035 --> 00:28:05,407 I'm seeing her next. 487 00:28:06,022 --> 00:28:10,301 Don't imagine that meeting will be quite as good as this one. 488 00:28:10,901 --> 00:28:13,823 Not all ex-wives are created equal. 489 00:28:13,824 --> 00:28:15,929 Never was a truer word said. 490 00:28:17,942 --> 00:28:20,072 And I really should shower. 491 00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:23,233 Flying to New York tonight and I should catch her before I go. 492 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,589 You can't stay? 493 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,659 I can't think of a better way to leave you. 494 00:28:31,864 --> 00:28:37,960 In fact, I will always remember you like this. 495 00:28:38,362 --> 00:28:42,241 Naked, in a hastily booked hotel room. 496 00:28:43,287 --> 00:28:45,646 The scene of some of our greatest adventures. 497 00:28:45,648 --> 00:28:47,167 I can't argue with that. 498 00:28:47,169 --> 00:28:49,560 You are a classy bitch, Mills. 499 00:29:14,823 --> 00:29:17,982 Dorothy96? Sorry, who are you? 500 00:29:17,984 --> 00:29:21,238 My name's Robyn. I work for MPPR. I'd like to talk to you about 501 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,893 the video of you watching Sofi Adjani breaking a man's jaw. 502 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:25,612 Well, how did you know... Here's a tip. 503 00:29:25,614 --> 00:29:28,533 Don't use the same handle across all internet platforms. 504 00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:32,342 Also, do not buy that vintage '70s sideboard you're currently watching 505 00:29:32,344 --> 00:29:34,123 on eBay. It's not real vintage. 506 00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:36,204 You need to be looking for teak or rosewood. 507 00:29:36,206 --> 00:29:39,401 And if you ask me, I'd pay the extra money and go Danish. 508 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,939 We did see it. Bloody vicious, it was. 509 00:29:46,941 --> 00:29:49,536 She really went for him. That bitch is fierce. 510 00:29:49,809 --> 00:29:52,213 Stu loves her. Nearly pissed his knickers when he saw her. 511 00:29:52,214 --> 00:29:53,555 I did not. 512 00:29:54,321 --> 00:29:56,159 I had to stand in front of her like a muppet 513 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:57,880 just so you could get a sneaky pic. 514 00:29:57,882 --> 00:29:59,865 You wanted that picture for your Instagram. Did I? 515 00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:01,905 You did. You had a filter on and everything. 516 00:30:02,319 --> 00:30:05,338 Boys. We need - Sofi needs a favour. 517 00:30:05,734 --> 00:30:08,693 From us? How would you like front-row seats 518 00:30:08,694 --> 00:30:10,728 at Kenrik's London show? 519 00:30:19,388 --> 00:30:20,649 Hello? 520 00:30:20,651 --> 00:30:23,570 Hi. Is that Melody Bellway? Speaking. 521 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,332 Hi, Melody. It's Gwen from Pendall's PR firm. 522 00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:28,286 You're scheduled for an interview with us this afternoon? 523 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:31,046 Yeah, that's right. I just wanted to let you know that, 524 00:30:31,048 --> 00:30:33,368 unfortunately, we're going to have to cancel the interview. 525 00:30:33,603 --> 00:30:35,119 Um, OK. 526 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,440 Can I ask why? 527 00:30:38,361 --> 00:30:42,891 Look, Melody, strictly between us, I contacted MPPR for a reference. 528 00:30:43,027 --> 00:30:46,859 Right. And I have to be honest, it wasn't good. 529 00:30:48,531 --> 00:30:51,092 Was... Was that Robyn? 530 00:30:51,094 --> 00:30:53,287 'Cause there's a... 531 00:30:53,289 --> 00:30:55,352 We had 900 applications for this job. 532 00:30:56,134 --> 00:30:58,928 Maybe you're better taking MPPR off your CV. 533 00:31:00,915 --> 00:31:04,272 OK. Thank you. Bye. 534 00:31:20,024 --> 00:31:24,377 Hi! I'm hungry. Bye, darling. Love you. 535 00:31:25,107 --> 00:31:28,852 OK, bit of homework. Apparently, she has to draw an animal 536 00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:31,733 that would have been on Noah's Ark. Obviously, I told her that 537 00:31:31,734 --> 00:31:35,933 Noah's Ark didn't really exist, and she said she knew that but that 538 00:31:35,934 --> 00:31:39,890 her teacher would 'bust her balls' if she didn't do it, so... 539 00:31:40,717 --> 00:31:42,178 OK, got it. 540 00:31:43,414 --> 00:31:46,734 Um, look, Mark, can I ask you a question? 541 00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:48,719 Course. 542 00:31:49,384 --> 00:31:53,743 OK. In Microsoft Office, how do you put in those columns without making 543 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,434 the writing all weird? OK. 544 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:59,133 What, you're just doing a bit of casual spreadsheeting, are you? 545 00:31:59,134 --> 00:32:00,963 I'm actually trying to make a CV, 546 00:32:00,965 --> 00:32:03,335 but I feel like I haven't used a computer for anything other than 547 00:32:03,336 --> 00:32:05,732 online shopping since grade school, so... 548 00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:07,253 You're looking for a job? 549 00:32:07,254 --> 00:32:09,870 Is that a problem? No, no, I just didn't... 550 00:32:10,432 --> 00:32:12,762 Doing what? Why is it so hard 551 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,509 for everyone to imagine me doing something for myself? 552 00:32:15,511 --> 00:32:18,493 It's not, it's not. I'm sorry. I think it's a great idea. 553 00:32:18,494 --> 00:32:21,835 Actually, I was talking to one of the other mums at school, and she's 554 00:32:21,837 --> 00:32:25,052 doing a few days a week as a TA. I mean, that's decent hours. 555 00:32:25,054 --> 00:32:28,307 You'd be amazing at that. So, as a way of getting a break from 556 00:32:28,309 --> 00:32:31,684 spending every waking hour looking after our children, you think that 557 00:32:31,686 --> 00:32:34,099 I should get a job looking after other people's children? 558 00:32:34,101 --> 00:32:36,198 No, I... Because obviously, the only thing 559 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,229 that dummy mummy Ruth can do is look after children. Is that... 560 00:32:38,230 --> 00:32:40,686 OK, Ruth. You know what? It is always a pleasure, Mark. 561 00:32:40,688 --> 00:32:42,059 Yeah, you... 562 00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:45,598 Cocks! 563 00:32:54,631 --> 00:32:58,369 Mummy, when's Daddy coming home? 564 00:33:01,474 --> 00:33:05,805 Um, I don't know, babe. 565 00:33:05,807 --> 00:33:07,270 He might not be. 566 00:33:07,957 --> 00:33:09,157 Why? 567 00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:15,324 Well, because daddies don't always live at home. But we still love you 568 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:19,166 just as much, and you're gonna see him all the time, I promise. 569 00:33:19,168 --> 00:33:20,927 Do you have a daddy? 570 00:33:22,145 --> 00:33:23,545 Um, yeah. 571 00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:27,981 His name is Jared and he lives in America in a place 572 00:33:27,983 --> 00:33:32,759 called Philadelphia, and he stopped living in my home when I was 573 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:36,286 a teenager because he and Granny Clara had a big falling out. 574 00:33:36,288 --> 00:33:38,112 Can we go see him? 575 00:33:39,075 --> 00:33:41,622 Babe, um, Mummy has some work to do. 576 00:33:41,624 --> 00:33:44,638 Why don't you go upstairs and check your fairy door, huh? 577 00:34:24,094 --> 00:34:26,629 She can't go out there. Sorry, Sofi, you know I love you, 578 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,508 but she's supposed to be the face of the new campaign. 579 00:34:28,509 --> 00:34:30,971 Rick. Elegance. Elegance. 580 00:34:30,973 --> 00:34:33,030 What's elegant about this? 581 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:35,143 She looks like Tyson fucking Fury. 582 00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:38,211 It's a stupid name anyway. Why Elegance? You're not even French. 583 00:34:38,213 --> 00:34:39,879 There's French Algerian on my mother's side. 584 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,790 C'est pretentieux. Sofi. Not helping. 585 00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:43,310 I can't deal with this right now. 586 00:34:43,311 --> 00:34:45,190 I've got a show starting in less than 30 minutes. 587 00:34:45,191 --> 00:34:48,153 Sorry we're late. I had to sell a tit to get these 588 00:34:48,155 --> 00:34:50,678 two through security. Who the fuck are they? 589 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,119 OK, Ricky, you need to chill your boots and listen to me. 590 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,027 With the greatest of respect, 591 00:34:55,029 --> 00:34:57,318 Sofi's right - Elegance is a shitty name. 592 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,820 It's 2020, bae. Women don't want to be elegant. 593 00:34:59,822 --> 00:35:02,479 They want to be strong, they want to be badass. 594 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,879 They want to be warriors. Fuck yes, we do. 595 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,919 Rick, this is Simon and Stu. 596 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,130 They're the innocent gay couple from the video. 597 00:35:09,132 --> 00:35:11,904 Now, what you can't hear is that they're being verbally abused. 598 00:35:11,906 --> 00:35:15,699 They were? We were. It was awful, honestly. 599 00:35:15,701 --> 00:35:20,959 Do you know what our Sofi, our little, elegant Sofi did? 600 00:35:20,961 --> 00:35:24,039 She stood up for them because no-one else would. 601 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,679 I... I did. 602 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,161 She stood up to a bully, a man twice her size, and she knocked him 603 00:35:29,163 --> 00:35:31,243 the fuck out! Do you know why? 604 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,279 She's a warrior. Guerriere. That, I like. 605 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,808 Now, tell me that's not the sort of woman you want representing your brand. 606 00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:08,680 All sorted? Guerriere is live. 607 00:36:56,067 --> 00:36:58,306 Hey, Mike. How are you? 608 00:36:58,791 --> 00:37:01,901 Well, I'm just about as happy as a pig in shit. 609 00:37:03,076 --> 00:37:06,092 What can I get for you, baba? Just the usual, please. 610 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,491 Was that last lot the same? It doesn't seem to be working as well. 611 00:37:09,492 --> 00:37:11,611 Well, you're probably building up a tolerance. 612 00:37:11,612 --> 00:37:14,171 Get it all from the same place. Dr Dick. 613 00:37:14,451 --> 00:37:16,690 Writes me prescriptions in return for favours. 614 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:19,956 Man has a terrible opium habit, which I actually quite admire 615 00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:21,925 because you don't really see it much these days. 616 00:37:21,927 --> 00:37:24,557 Yeah, he functions at 11 all week and then just disappears 617 00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:26,753 off the face of the Earth for two days straight. 618 00:37:26,755 --> 00:37:30,381 It's incredible, really. Oh, word of advice, mind. If you do 619 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:33,782 have any cataract surgery, you might want to avoid West London Hospital. 620 00:37:34,232 --> 00:37:36,844 There you go. All there. Count them if you like. 621 00:37:36,846 --> 00:37:38,354 No, I trust you. 622 00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:41,193 Have you got any Ambien? 623 00:37:41,195 --> 00:37:43,827 Got some benzos. They'll knock you right out. No. 624 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:46,406 Oh, I can't tempt you with a little bit of Charlie, can I? 625 00:37:46,408 --> 00:37:49,170 Just got this killer shipment in from Colombia. 626 00:37:49,172 --> 00:37:52,242 Still got the cartel stamp on it. It is proper mint. 627 00:37:54,555 --> 00:37:55,812 No, I'm good. 628 00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:58,340 Well, thanks for coming. 629 00:37:58,342 --> 00:38:00,497 Always a pleasure, never a chore. 630 00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:11,242 Melody. 631 00:38:17,341 --> 00:38:21,348 You'll be fine. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. 632 00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:29,138 I just wanted to say thank you for today. 633 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,719 God, don't be silly. Hardly did anything. 634 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,119 How'd the interview go? It didn't. 635 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,252 Robyn told them not to hire me. 636 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,554 Why would she do that? There's no point trying to 637 00:38:39,556 --> 00:38:42,556 figure out why that girl does what she does. It's a losing battle. 638 00:38:42,824 --> 00:38:45,298 You choose to have her in your life, or you don't. 639 00:38:46,337 --> 00:38:49,475 Look, how do you feel about working for MPPR? 640 00:38:50,607 --> 00:38:52,679 I don't understand. I was fired. 641 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,920 That was as an intern. I'm talking about as an assistant. 642 00:38:57,119 --> 00:39:00,599 My assistant, in fact. You're getting an assistant? 643 00:39:02,512 --> 00:39:08,435 I mean, yes, I would love to, so much. When's the interview? 644 00:39:08,437 --> 00:39:09,637 That was it. 645 00:39:10,603 --> 00:39:14,002 So, do you want it or not? What about Robyn? Caroline? 646 00:39:14,004 --> 00:39:15,683 I cleared up Caroline earlier. 647 00:39:15,684 --> 00:39:17,523 Told it was you who saved our bacon on the Sofi thing. She said 648 00:39:17,524 --> 00:39:19,643 it was fine, as long as you stop dressing like Dora the Explorer. 649 00:39:19,644 --> 00:39:22,710 Oh, my god, thank you so much. I promise I will not let you down. 650 00:39:23,397 --> 00:39:25,468 We should go for a drink. We should celebrate. 651 00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:28,610 Right, sounds excellent. However, I have a billionaire 652 00:39:28,612 --> 00:39:32,163 taking me up the Shard tonight. Might even go for dinner, too. 653 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:34,128 Someone must have slipped him my number. 654 00:39:35,586 --> 00:39:37,625 Mmm, this needs doing. 655 00:39:37,969 --> 00:39:40,969 Dry-clean only. You shrink it, you buy it. 656 00:39:42,071 --> 00:39:43,791 There's a peach. OK. 657 00:39:56,804 --> 00:39:58,203 Hey, babe. It's Gwen. 658 00:39:58,204 --> 00:39:59,923 Thanks for sending over that reference about Melody. 659 00:39:59,924 --> 00:40:01,523 Sounds like we dodged a bullet. 660 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,277 Thanks for the heads up. See you soon. Bye. 661 00:40:20,224 --> 00:40:21,424 Hey. 662 00:40:23,586 --> 00:40:27,299 Hey. What are you doing here? 663 00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:29,913 I just happened to be in the neighbourhood. 664 00:40:31,488 --> 00:40:33,011 How you doing? 665 00:40:34,457 --> 00:40:36,496 I'm good. Yeah? 666 00:40:36,498 --> 00:40:38,263 Yeah. Good. 667 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,519 I saw on Instagram that you and Ravi took a trip. 668 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,639 What were you doing on my Instagram? Nothing. I was just... 669 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,021 I just never got round to unfollowing you. Is that a problem? 670 00:40:48,022 --> 00:40:49,747 No, I just don't know how 671 00:40:49,749 --> 00:40:51,949 helpful it is, that's all. For you or for me? 672 00:40:55,935 --> 00:40:57,457 What do you want, Rob? 673 00:40:59,759 --> 00:41:01,233 I'm - I'm pregnant. 674 00:41:05,238 --> 00:41:06,903 How - how - are you sure? 675 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,889 Oh, my days. Oh. 676 00:41:11,899 --> 00:41:13,245 I don't... 677 00:41:18,336 --> 00:41:19,943 What, is it even mine? 678 00:41:21,849 --> 00:41:24,519 I don't know. Does Tom know? 679 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,919 I haven't... Just go home, Rob. 680 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,657 Sam. No, what do you want from me? 681 00:41:29,659 --> 00:41:31,698 I'm sober. I don't believe you. 682 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,979 I don't believe anything that comes out of your mouth. 683 00:41:33,981 --> 00:41:36,478 Look, I'm at work, OK? This is my work. Please, can you leave? 684 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,760 Look, I... Rob, leave. Now, please.