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[Owen] Now that winter
Has fled the scene ♪
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We can roll up our sleeves ♪
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Trees are shedding
Their white snowy coats ♪
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And revealing their fresh green leaves ♪
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Now we're outta the dark days
And seein' light ♪
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We can melt all our worries in the sun ♪
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[Molly, Cole] We can finally have fun ♪
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Dig a little deeper
Sowing something better ♪
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Tend the earth to make it last ♪
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Caring for each other
Each decision matters ♪
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Mend the damage of the past ♪
-Ow!
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Now's the time
When a scheme that is tired ♪
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Can rebrand itself anew ♪
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Holing up for a time was required
But in time you have to pay what's due ♪
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I've been counting the days till I might
Reunite with all my friends ♪
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Get outside for a ride ♪
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Or go for a run ♪
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We can finally have fun ♪
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Plant a little seedling
Love it into being ♪
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Make it bloom and make it count ♪
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With some perseverance ♪
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Comes a reappearance ♪
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See the fruits of life amount ♪
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When the mulch is all you see
Trust the Earth's fertility ♪
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Beneath the surface, it's maturing ♪
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[Paige, Owen, Molly, Cole]
Soon emerging as a new life ♪
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There might be droughts or gloomy days
But Mother Nature has her ways ♪
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Pull out the weeds
That you don't need ♪
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Your thoughts are seeds ♪
-♪ This is a metaphor ♪
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Quack, quack, quack ♪
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Spring is back ♪
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[duck quacks]
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Hear nature sing ♪
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Grow a little wild
Keep your inner child ♪
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Feed the squirrels ♪
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No, not with my hot dog!
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There's always room to grow ♪
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The thoughts we tend will grow ♪
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There's always room to grow ♪
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Dig a little deeper
Sowin' something better ♪
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There's always room to grow ♪
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The love we tend will grow ♪
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[all] There's always room to grow ♪
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Ah, a beautiful spring morning.
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And I'm spending it
with my favorite family.
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I mean, I'm outside their window,
watching them. It's fine, it's fine.
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Anyway, springtime brings growth
and change.
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And there's some big stuff sprouting.
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Thanks to Paige's exposé,
Mayor Whitebottom had to resign.
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And he's been replaced
by an interim mayor, Quincy Leeds.
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He's a good guy. Which means
everybody wants a piece of him.
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But Owen can't even get
five minutes of his time,
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so he's trying to focus
on something else today.
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See, lately, he's been reaching out
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to TV and film productions to attract more
high-profile shoots in the park.
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And you know what, I've--
I've said enough. I'll let him tell you.
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Gina Tracker, FBI
is shooting in the park today!
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[shrieking, cheering]
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I can't believe we're actually gonna be
on the set of Gina Tracker. [screams]
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I thought you said
you were gonna play it cool.
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Right, right. [screams] Better?
-Weirder.
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Owen, you really pulled this off.
Our favorite show in our own backyard.
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Yep, yep, it's pretty great.
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Gina Tracker, FBI!
It's all part of the big plan.
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The more people see the park
in all of its beauty,
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the more they'll wanna come.
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Who knows? It might even get
the attention of the interim mayor.
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And if it doesn't, try doing the worm
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with your weird long body
like you do at weddings.
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People seem to like that.
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So, the Tillermans are headed down
to set, but what they don't know is--
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Sir, can you keep it down?
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Ah, I'm supposed to be quiet.
You'll just see what happens.
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Go to set. Go.
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[Cole] Wow. So many trucks and trailers.
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These must be holding
all of Gina Tracker's tracksuits.
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Oh, and they parked on the grass.
But that's fine, I'm-I'm good with it.
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Oh, yeah. You seem good.
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What do all these people do?
-So this is wardrobe. That's props.
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There's pyrotechnics.
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Pyrotechnics?
Are there gonna be explosions?
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Just a few squibs.
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Wow! Squibs.
-What are squibs?
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No idea,
but I obviously can't ask him now.
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And there's our animal wrangler, Patricia,
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who is either from South Africa
or New Jersey. I can't tell.
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I'm sorry, did you say animal wrangler?
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Yep, we got a couple of raccoons
on set today.
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And now you have an assistant
animal wrangler. Nice to meet you.
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Um, I don't have the authority
to hire you.
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I'm sure it's fine.
-And that's hair and makeup.
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[gasps] What's happening in there?
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[assistant] That's our lead makeup artist,
she's airbrushing an actor.
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Whoa. Can I go draw on someone's face?
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Psh! You gotta join the union, kid.
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Mr. Turrant.
-Is this them? Of course, it's them!
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Nathan Turrant.
So nice to finally meet you all.
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You know, when I heard about it,
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I thought it was too good to be true.
-What was?
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The intrepid ranger who lives in a castle
in the park with his indie journalist wife
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and their two kids as he manages
all of this? Just, wow.
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Oh, he's good.
Go ahead, say more about us.
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I read your piece in the paper.
-[gasps] You did? Which one?
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The best place to buy soap in the Bronx.
I never would have thought Armando's!
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Oh, wow. You really did read that.
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Did I really d-- Attention to detail.
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That's my calling card
as director/producer.
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All my shows have it,
Gina Tracker, FBI. Adam Shooter, ATF,
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and Delvin Barker, ASPCA.
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They totally do all have that.
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Wanna see where we're shooting the scene?
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Absolutely!
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All right, then. Let's make some
dreams come true.
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We love this area.
Especially Cole. This is where he pees.
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[gasps] My heart was just stolen
by nature's little bandit.
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We walked this park for three days.
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And when we came across this grove,
we knew that this was it.
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This is actually one of my favorite places
in the whole park.
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Aah, one of your f-- Are you serious?
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Owen, if this is too personal for you,
we can find another setup.
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Hey, we're gonna find another setup!
-No, actually it's perfect.
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I want people to see
the beauty of this park.
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And look at that fog.
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Oh, the fog is us, sorry.
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Don't breathe deeply.
It's not good for you.
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Got it. Looks beautiful.
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Mr. Turrant,
it's lunchtime for the raccoons.
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That's a raccoon lunch!
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Can I have lunch with the raccoons?
-Uh, better.
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You can help Patricia
hand-feed them fruit.
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If Cole gets to feed the raccoons,
can I go see inside the makeup trailer?
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Oh, I don't know.
Let me ask the person in charge.
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Wait, that's me. Of course, you can!
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[gasps] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Tha-- [clears throat] Thank you.
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Paige, come on, what about you?
What do you want?
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Maybe an exclusive sit-down interview
with one of the actors?
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Uh, uh. Uh, y-yeah.
Uh, that would be amazing.
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It would be amazing.
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How about Nicole Fountainebleu,
Gina's sidekick?
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Yes! Thank you.
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What about you, Dad?
-Oh, no, nothing. I'm good.
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I'm actually working today.
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Crazy idea! Just hear me out,
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but what if I put you in the scene?
-What?
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Yes! As an extra. You'd be perfect.
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Like, act?
-Owen, I need you to trust me on this one.
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What's more authentic
than a real park ranger in uniform?
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Oh, I-- I do-- I don't know.
-Owen, come on. It's Gina Tracker, FBI.
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I'll do it!
-I love that.
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This is amazing. My two favorite things
in the entire world have come together,
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Gina Tracker and the park.
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What about your family?
-Right. Three favorite things.
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The two things I said and my family.
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It's okay, sweetie.
We know you're excited.
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[Bitsy] Mmm. Hmm. Look at it.
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The stupid park
doesn't even know what's coming.
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How would a park know what's--
-Shush! Harder.
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[grunting] I'm trying.
It's a lot of callous to get through.
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Ow. I just broke a nail.
I think it's stuck in there.
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Quiet! I'm plotting.
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I'm coming for you, park.
-So the park can hear too?
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Oh, dear Lord. Stop talking.
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I'm trying to tell the park
that I'm still gonna buy it.
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I'm gonna buy you, park.
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And all your rocks and your benches
and your dumb trees.
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What about the birds?
-I'll buy them too!
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And how are you gonna do that
without Mayor Whitebottom in your pocket?
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Easy, there's a special election
in a few months to decide on a new mayor.
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All I have to do is make sure
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that the candidate who wins
is already in my pocket.
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If at first you don't succeed,
buy, buy again, Helen.
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Over a dozen people have already announced
that they're running for mayor, so...
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Nerd.
-I'll stop talking.
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Thank you. But keep rubbing.
I don't know whom I'm backing yet.
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We'll just interview every single person
until we find one who's ready to dance.
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We'll start today.
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Sounds like a lot of work
on really short notice. For--
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You!
-There it is.
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Shampagne and I have to get going.
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We're going to be late for our monthly
Shih Tzus, shiatsus couples massage.
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Wait, you're getting a massage?
Why am I rubbing your feet?
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This is a pre-massage.
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You can't go
into a massage all stressed-out.
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Right, sure.
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Who's my little civilized gentleman?
You are! Yes, you are.
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Where on earth did you find
these two stars?
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In a trash can behind a yoga studio.
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That's where I wanna be discovered.
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How do I look?
-Wow. They really oiled up your legs.
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[Nathan] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! There he is!
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Owen Tillerman, NYPM.
New York Park Manager.
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You look like a natural, my friend.
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Well, I'm wearing my own clothes,
and I'm at work. So, feels pretty natural.
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[laughs] That's good stuff.
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Oh, I wish we could use that,
but you're an extra.
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So seriously, don't talk.
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Okay, what are we waiting for?
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Let's shoot this thing!
All right, let's bring in the trash!
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Wait, trash?
-[Nathan] Nice. Can we get a little more?
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And you know what,
we could use some needles over here.
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Where's my needle guy?
-What? No. Needles? No.
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Now let's bring in the body!
-No, no.
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You didn't mention anything
about a body earlier.
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There it is, nice.
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Come on, Owen. This is Gina Tracker, FBI.
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There's always a body.
This episode is called "The Widow-Maker."
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"The Widow-Maker."
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You see, people know
that the park has murderers.
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Nope, not true.
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But this is a story where the park
is the murderer.
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You can't be serious.
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It's pretty good, huh? Just trees falling
right on people's heads.
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No, no.
-Mr. Turrant,
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did you wanna go with
the cracked skull or the crushed skull?
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Oh... Great.
-I think fully crushed.
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So while Owen is struggling
to be an extra,
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Helen is struggling extra hard
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to find the right candidate
for Bitsy to back as mayor.
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I'm whispering because the PA
has already shushed me twice.
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He's just a kid.
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It's-- It's not like I'm scared of him--
-[shushes]
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I'm so sorry!
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What are your political goals?
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Wouldn't mind a bigger boat.
-Hmm.
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What are your political goals?
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To serve New Yorkers
to the best of my ability.
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Gross. What are your political goals?
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Mayor. Best seller. Congress.
-Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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White House. Or talk show host.
-Hmm. Ugh!
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Hi. Mr. Turrant,
can I have a quick word with you?
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Sure thing. What's on your mind?
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I'm a little concerned with how
you're representing the park.
233
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:48,505
I mean, the whole thing seems
a little far-fetched?
234
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:51,550
Oof, ouch!
-Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to--
235
00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,718
No, no, no. It's okay.
236
00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:55,220
It's just, you know, you put your heart
and soul into something,
237
00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,889
and it's hard to hear criticism sometimes.
238
00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:58,432
But it's all part of the process.
239
00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,143
I just don't think this paints the park
in a great light.
240
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:04,188
And literally, my job is to paint the park
in a great light.
241
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:07,816
Okay, Owen, I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret. There's a plot twist.
242
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:11,195
The park is just a red herring.
The murderer is framing the park.
243
00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:14,615
Okay, I-- I mean,
you're still having people die here.
244
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,783
Trust me, you have nothing to worry about.
245
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,118
Try to enjoy yourself!
246
00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:20,370
Your family is.
-Hey, Dad. I have a mustache now.
247
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,706
It's not real. I mean, it's real hair.
It's just not mine.
248
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,832
Oh, I gotta take this.
249
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,459
I'm just gonna walk backwards
away from you.
250
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,794
If I'm about to hit a tree
or something, just let me know.
251
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,088
No, you're actually somehow
avoiding all of them--
252
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,715
[Nathan shushing] I'm on a call. Thanks.
253
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,259
[Helen] Such a good interview. Bye.
-[phone rings]
254
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:35,594
Hello?
-[Bitsy grunts]
255
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,054
[grunting]
256
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,305
Bitsy?
-What do you want?
257
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,349
I'm in the middle of grunting.
-You called me.
258
00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,184
Oh, right. Have you found my puppet?
259
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,311
Take it easy. What am I, a bongo drum?
260
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,731
No winner yet. All these politicians
are either too clean or too greasy.
261
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,358
Some of them were actually greasy.
262
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,902
I think you need someone
you can mold, like clay.
263
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,362
Just get me my puppet!
264
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:57,658
Ow! Stop pushing on my toe like that.
You're gonna pop it like a blueberry.
265
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:05,541
Bitsy, she demands to pull the strings
So we need a candidate who brings ♪
266
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:11,421
Willingness to do her every wish
And a spine that's like a jellyfish ♪
267
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:14,925
Oh, my, what a long line
This'll be easy ♪
268
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:17,553
Gotta find a certain someone
Who's just subtly sleazy ♪
269
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:20,389
Not above gettin' greasy
But still impeccably bred ♪
270
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,141
We need a person to worsen
The dullest tool in the shed ♪
271
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,393
Well, speak of the shovel ♪
272
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,228
Confess
Are you willing to settle for less? ♪
273
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,981
Not be the best?
Never, why whoever would say yes? ♪
274
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,525
Next!
Tell me, why is it you've applied? ♪
275
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,068
I wanna let my spirit shine ♪
276
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,736
And make the world
Feel wonderful inside ♪
277
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,821
Bye
Hello ♪
278
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,073
Are you willing to go with the flow? ♪
-♪ Oh, for sure ♪
279
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,492
Are you willing to bring to the table
A talent to waffle and never say no? ♪
280
00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:43,954
I could give it a go
In fact, I can do better than that ♪
281
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,456
Let me embezzle your money and give you
Your enemy's head on a plaque ♪
282
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,543
Eeny, meeny, miny, no
We need somebody to play ball ♪
283
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,671
Eeny, meeny, miny, no
Want someone at her beck and call ♪
284
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:57,467
No need to talk, not another word
Kickin' you to the curb ♪
285
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,844
No-go
Chop-chop ♪
286
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,138
Time's short
And so is your new boss ♪
287
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:02,222
Uh, let's see ♪
288
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,183
A graduate degree, huh?
Toss ♪
289
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,601
♪ So would you
Call yourself suggestible? ♪
290
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:08,187
I don't find that respectable
I'm honest, true, and ethical ♪
291
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,897
Well, that's certainly correctable ♪
292
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,733
Sir, your mustache is detectable
And I've said you're not electable ♪
293
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,902
Now, tell me
What attracts you to this position? ♪
294
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:15,819
Hmm ♪
295
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,405
Well, I can tell you that I'm attracted
To your feminine disposition ♪
296
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,948
Not to flatter
But as a matter of fact ♪
297
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,533
Your bun is top-class ♪
298
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:22,618
So, what do you say? ♪
299
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,703
I'm tempted, but no
Hard pass ♪
300
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,289
What a crop of idiots
These candidates are hideous ♪
301
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:30,125
Some are sugar-sweet
And some are simply too insidious ♪
302
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:31,543
I fight for the poor.
-Next!
303
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,212
I teach parkour.
-Bye.
304
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,796
Uh-uh. Ciao.
305
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:35,923
Nope. Nice try.
306
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,132
[background singers] Try ♪
307
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:41,803
Eeny, meeny, miny, no
Eeny, meeny, miny, no ♪
308
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,183
No need to talk, not another word ♪
309
00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,727
Kickin' you to the curb
No-go ♪
310
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,772
Eeny, meeny, miny, no
We need somebody to play ball ♪
311
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,858
Eeny, meeny, miny, no
Want someone at her beck and call ♪
312
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,778
Just doesn't seem you qualify ♪
313
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,614
Have a nice day, girl, bye
No-go ♪
314
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,325
[background singer] No ♪
315
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,535
So, guys, listen up.
316
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,496
We're gonna shoot this raccoon piece,
and after that, we'll bring out our star.
317
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,331
[gasps] Gina's coming?
-Just act natural.
318
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:13,544
You're doing your jobs. You're fading
into the background. And action.
319
00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:16,630
Cue the raccoon.
Okay, the raccoon is sniffing.
320
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,466
He's sniffing.
Whoa, whoa, and now he's found a scent.
321
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,385
There he goes.
He's heading towards the body.
322
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,387
[chuckling]
-[Nathan] Cut. Remember, background,
323
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:26,056
we need absolute quiet from you, right?
-Yep, yep, sorry.
324
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,099
Okay, let's go again.
325
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,017
It's just--
-And you're still talking.
326
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,269
Yeah, Owen, what's going on?
327
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:33,897
I just don't think a raccoon
would walk toward a rotting corpse.
328
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,192
They're scavengers, not decomposers.
-Good point. Super interesting.
329
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:40,112
Now, let's reset back to one. And action!
330
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,364
Also, it's broad daylight.
-Oh, my God. Cut!
331
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,866
Sorry, but raccoons are nocturnal.
332
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:47,661
Right, right. Very helpful background
information from our background actor.
333
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,872
Let's try this again, shall we? Action!
334
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,081
Cue raccoon!
335
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,666
So, tell me what you saw?
336
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,294
Well, I was jogging here in Central Park
when I saw the body.
337
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:59,047
It seems like a tree fell on his head
and crushed it. [sobs]
338
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,549
Can I call cut?
-No, you cannot.
339
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,676
But frame in tighter, lose rake guy,
just keep rolling.
340
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,304
There's a reason why they call
these trees widow-makers.
341
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:07,723
This is the third time
they've killed this week.
342
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,183
[Owen] Cut!
-You can't yell cut.
343
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,810
That's a cut.
-No, I didn't say-- No!
344
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,813
So, what drew you to play the part of
Gina's tech-savvy sidekick?
345
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,149
Uh, my uncle? He's one of the producers.
346
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,650
Oh, that's fun.
347
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:19,818
Hey, Mom.
-Hi, kids.
348
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,570
Oh, my God.
-I know. It's a lot.
349
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,114
Once you give it time and it sinks in,
you'll find it suits me.
350
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,658
Oh, wow. That is so real.
351
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,869
They can do you too.
Want them to give you sideburns?
352
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,787
Or a goatee? Or a horn?
-Maybe later, sweetie.
353
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,748
I'm interviewing
Miss Fountainebleu right now.
354
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,041
Is your son bleeding?
355
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,627
Cole, what happened to your arms?
You're all scratched up.
356
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:39,046
They're from the raccoon hugs.
I would do it all over again.
357
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,507
Let's watch your dad.
It looks like he's shooting his big scene.
358
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:44,343
[Cole] Yeah, look at him.
He's got his serious actor face on.
359
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:46,970
Hmm, I don't think he's acting.
-Go for 12.
360
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,389
[crew member 3] Can you tell Nathan
the mayor's gonna stop by set?
361
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:50,891
Apparently, he's a huge Track Head.
362
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,059
[gasps] The mayor's coming?
363
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:55,229
Your dad's been trying to get a meeting
with him for weeks. This is perfect.
364
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,313
He's gonna be so excited.
365
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,940
He's looking pretty stressed right now.
366
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,442
Either that
or he's really holding in a fart.
367
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:03,362
Owen, I really want you to be
in this show. I do.
368
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:05,989
Which is why I was being so cool
to you and your family,
369
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,242
but now you're making it hard
for me to be cool.
370
00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:10,994
And the last thing I want
to be is not cool.
371
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,039
Look, I-- [sighs] I know you're passionate
about your show, and we love it,
372
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,165
we really do.
373
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,959
But all these people, all this work,
374
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,878
maybe you could put it toward
making the park look good.
375
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,798
I'm just-- I'm just saying.
You can do better than this.
376
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:27,553
Owen, I'm starting to feel
pretty not cool. Help me feel cool again.
377
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,638
How?
-I don't know. Maybe say something like,
378
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,932
"You're such a great director.
This is a great opportunity.
379
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,767
Please bring your guitar
to the wrap party.
380
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,645
I'm just gonna play ball
and let you finish the scene."
381
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:37,729
Stuff like that.
382
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,356
[shouts] Excuse me,
where did you get those?
383
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:44,194
Um, over there. The set director wanted
some color, and these are, like, colorful.
384
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,280
You're dang right they are.
That's wild blue lupine,
385
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,156
and they've been wiped out from this area.
386
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,825
I had to have those shipped
from Pennsylvania!
387
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:53,036
My cousin Chris lives in Pennsylvania.
-Okay, that's enough chitchat!
388
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,581
Let's shoot this thing!
Everybody, back to one!
389
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,166
You know what, no. Nobody's going back
to one. Whatever that means.
390
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,253
I'm not letting you people do this.
You're not using these flowers.
391
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,589
And all this trash? No way.
We're throwing it away.
392
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,758
Is this one of ours? Crap,
this is a prop. I need a real trash can!
393
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,720
Oh, no. Dad's being extra.
-Not now, Molly.
394
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,972
Is this the scene?
Gina Tracker's weird this season.
395
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:15,475
And now I'm just gonna move this tree
because it wouldn't fall on a person.
396
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,145
[straining] Okay, that's too heavy.
397
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,688
Fine, I'll just move the dummy.
398
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,399
Owen, don't.
-No more killer trees. No more bodies.
399
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,776
Owen, it's covered in squibs.
-[grunting] What's a squib?
400
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,571
[screaming]
401
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,156
Oh, that's what a squib is.
402
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,366
[Nathan] Ugh!
Owen, you gotta be kidding me.
403
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,953
[assistant] Mr. Turrant,
the mayor is here. He wanted to stop by.
404
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,371
Hi! Whoa.
405
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,707
Welcome to Central Park?
406
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:43,795
Mr. Mayor. Nathan Turrant, director,
executive producer, Gina Tracker, FBI.
407
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,380
We're so happy to have you here.
408
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,966
This person is actually leaving.
Can I get you a sparkling water?
409
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,386
I am leaving. But I just wanna say,
Mr. Mayor, my name is Owen Tillerman.
410
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,471
I'm the manager of this park,
411
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,056
and I've been trying
to get a hold of you for weeks.
412
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,891
Wait, you never offered me
a sparkling water.
413
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,267
Losing light, Owen. You gotta go.
414
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,186
Wait. Listen, I just don't think
415
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,939
this is the story you should be
putting out there in the world.
416
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:06,401
This park is special. And so is your show.
You can do so much better.
417
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,695
And I know I'm an extra, and I'm not
supposed to have any lines, but...
418
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:13,407
Don't you see, if you plant that seed ♪
419
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,996
It will put down roots, I know ♪
420
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:22,125
It seems harmless at first, indeed ♪
421
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:26,463
But those roots
Will just grow and grow ♪
422
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:30,676
It is my move, it's win or lose ♪
423
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:33,971
And I think it's time for a fight ♪
424
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:39,226
This place, this park
It holds all of humanity ♪
425
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:43,230
I have to protect it
It's my job, it's up to me ♪
426
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:47,526
You will not destroy
All this natural joy ♪
427
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,153
No, I won't let you plant that seed ♪
428
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:58,245
Why don't you see the beauty I see? ♪
429
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,874
The grass and the air
That guy over there ♪
430
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:02,958
Hey, guy.
431
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:08,505
If there's one thing I know
It's you reap what you sow ♪
432
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,507
So, you gotta go ♪
433
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:15,179
This place, this park
It holds all of humanity ♪
434
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:19,308
I have to protect it
It's my job, it's up to me ♪
435
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:23,604
You will not destroy
All this natural joy ♪
436
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:26,273
No, I won't let you plant that seed ♪
437
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,609
Just look around you.
438
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,864
A pigeon eating pizza crust
A pigeon eating fries ♪
439
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,408
Once I saw a pigeon eat ♪
440
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,493
Another pigeon's eyes ♪
It was weird.
441
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:43,040
But there's so much to do
And even more to share ♪
442
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:49,213
[both] Beauty everywhere, everywhere ♪
443
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:53,425
This place, this park
It holds all of humanity ♪
444
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:57,638
I am its protector
It's who I was born to be ♪
445
00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:01,850
You will not destroy
All this beautiful joy ♪
446
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,102
No, I won't let you plant that... ♪
447
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,438
He won't let you plant that... ♪
448
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:08,649
I won't let you plant that... ♪
449
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,692
He won't let you plant that... ♪
450
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:14,530
I won't let you or you or you or you ♪
-♪ He won't let you ♪
451
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:19,117
Or you or you or you or you or you ♪
-♪ He won't let you ♪
452
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,162
Or you or you or you or you ♪
-♪ He won't let ♪
453
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,247
Anybody ♪
-♪ Anybody ♪
454
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,749
I won't let you plant that seed ♪
455
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,628
Okay, can we get that wardrobe
back from you, Owen?
456
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:30,838
These are my clothes.
457
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:31,922
Fine. [groans]
458
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,591
Someone let the animal wrangler know
the raccoons are in overtime.
459
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,261
We're in raccoon overtime, folks.
Places, everyone.
460
00:19:37,261 --> 00:19:38,637
[sighs]
461
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:39,847
[Paige] You okay, hon?
462
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:43,016
Yeah, I'm okay. No, no, I'm not.
463
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,436
That wasn't exactly the first impression
I wanted to make with the interim mayor.
464
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,897
You want me to say it wasn't that bad?
465
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:49,982
I mean, could you?
466
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,567
Uh.
-Eh, thanks for trying.
467
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,651
I love you, sweetie.
468
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,611
All right, come on, kids.
Let's all go home.
469
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,989
No, no, you guys should stay.
You're having fun.
470
00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:58,657
Nice beard, Molly.
-Thanks, Dad.
471
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:01,410
Are you sure, Owen?
-Yeah, I'll see you back at the house.
472
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,161
I'm gonna take a walk, clear my head.
473
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:06,248
Uh, Dad. Speaking of heads,
you're still holding the head.
474
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,500
Oh, right.
I should probably leave this here.
475
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,880
So, did you find someone?
-Unfortunately, no.
476
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,299
Ugh, after all that work we did.
-Mm-hmm.
477
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,593
I'm not trying to make
a political statement.
478
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:20,971
I've just tripped on those steps
one too many times and decided no way.
479
00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:23,098
Nuh-uh. No, thank you.
-Wait, that's it.
480
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,308
What's it?
-The whole time
481
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,767
he's been right in front of us.
482
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:28,520
Who, him? The interim mayor?
He's a nobody.
483
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,522
Yes, he is,
and that's exactly what you need.
484
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,900
A nobody. A blank space. A puppet.
485
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,777
Mmm, yes. I can maybe
shove my hand up his backside
486
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,529
and make him do whatever I want.
-Ew.
487
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,406
Oh, grow up.
-I mean, it's pretty interesting.
488
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,825
It's like eating a burger,
but it's in a tube.
489
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,453
He's perfect.
-Definitely worsenable.
490
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,872
After a quick bite,
the mayor stayed in Central Park,
491
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,708
where they are currently shooting
an episode of his favorite show,
492
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,126
Gina Tracker, FBI.
493
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,711
Now here's Gusty Chang with the weather.
494
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,589
Yo, yo, yo. [continues indistinctly]
-Let's go see if he's our man.
495
00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:58,759
But first, someone's footsies
needs a rubsies.
496
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,928
Oh, right. Your post-massage massage.
497
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,262
[sighs]
498
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:05,724
[panting] Mr. Tillerman!
Mr. Tillerman! Wait up!
499
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,810
Wow, you walk fast.
If it weren't for the trail of fake blood,
500
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,021
I don't think I would've been able
to track you down.
501
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,857
But I did, huh? [panting, sighs]
-Mr. Mayor? Hi, I--
502
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,735
I'm sorry about all that back there.
-Sorry about what?
503
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,404
I actually thought the whole impassioned
speech was all part of the show
504
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:22,032
until I realized none of it was
and actually they're very mad at you.
505
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,409
Like, really mad.
-I know. They probably should be.
506
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,703
And then I thought,
"Wait, that guy doesn't work for them.
507
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:27,788
He works for me."
508
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:30,541
Honestly, nobody at the mayor's office
gets that riled up about anything.
509
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:33,001
It's mostly just meetings
and meetings to schedule other meetings.
510
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:35,087
Not exactly what I expected
when I took the job.
511
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,964
What did you expect?
-Yeah, I don't know.
512
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:40,300
I thought I would get to yell at slumlords
or maybe build a children's hospital.
513
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:43,095
Truth is, that's why I go on walks,
just to get outta the office.
514
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,221
And eating a lot of hot dogs.
515
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,515
Well, I got an idea I've been wanting
to tell you about.
516
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:50,394
I was thinking about a campaign to raise
appreciation and awareness of the park.
517
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,353
Okay, I'm listening.
518
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,647
Wait. Do-- Uh, really?
Oh, okay. [stammers]
519
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:56,692
Okay. [chuckles] Here we go.
I-- I even have a name for it.
520
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,193
Hit me.
-"Ready, Set, Park."
521
00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,028
Mmm, don't love it.
-Okay, no problem.
522
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:03,282
I have other options.
How about, "On Your Park, Get Set, Go?"
523
00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:04,616
Ugh.
-"All Park, No Bite?"
524
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,869
Hmm.
-"There's Always Some Place To Park?"
525
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:08,370
Colder.
-You know, these are just-- [stammers]
526
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,956
Why don't we set a meeting?
-Yeah. Okay, we'll set a meeting.
527
00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:13,166
Isn't that what this is?
No, okay, we'll set a meeting.
528
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,460
But I love the idea of
getting back to basics.
529
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,671
Reminding people of
all the park has to offer.
530
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,007
It could help with your fundraising.
-It really could.
531
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,926
What about "I Heart The Park"
for your campaign?
532
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,888
Like those "I Heart New York" shirts?
-No, I get it. I like it.
533
00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:28,348
But I think those shirts
are "I love New York."
534
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:31,268
Mmm. I think you pronounce the heart,
[stammers] but if you're not into it--
535
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,228
No, no, it's good.
Let's talk more about it.
536
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:35,105
I want another hot dog.
You wanna grab one?
537
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,399
Another one? How many have you--
[stammers] Yeah, sure.
538
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:41,695
Well, well, well. Looks like the park man
already has his hand up my puppet.
539
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:44,198
Is it too late to switch
to a marionette metaphor?
540
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,407
Game on, Tillerman.
541
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:48,410
There's only room for one hand up there,
and it's gonna be mine.
542
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,454
Ugh. Uh-oh. I think he just looked at us.
543
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:54,082
[gasps] Duck down. Duck down, but drive.
And get me a meeting with that mayor.
544
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,544
[Tracker] This case has more hurdles
than the Summer Olympics,
545
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,046
but I just jumped right over them
546
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,881
and tracked the killer
here to Central Park.
547
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:02,883
[Cole] That's where we live.
-Oh, oh. [shushing]
548
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:03,967
Here comes Dad's big scene.
549
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:06,845
Oh, sweetie, I'm pretty sure they cut
the park manager out of the show.
550
00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:08,597
[detective] I just spoke
to the park manager.
551
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:09,681
He's right over there.
552
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:11,391
[gasps] Dad, you're gonna be on TV!
553
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,895
[Cole] Dad looks good.
-What, they replaced me?
554
00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,397
It might be you.
The camera does add 15 pounds.
555
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,149
Of pure muscle?
-And blond hair?
556
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:23,070
I'm happy to help out in any way I can.
This park can be a dangerous place.
557
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,238
Should we turn this off?
558
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,781
No, wait! We love it.
-It's our favorite show.
559
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:26,865
All right, we'll watch.
560
00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,617
And you are wearing those shorts
to bed tonight.
561
00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,661
[Helen] Bitsy, she demands
To pull the strings ♪
562
00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:33,622
So we need a candidate who brings ♪
563
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:39,294
Willingness to do her every wish
And a spine that's like a jellyfish ♪
564
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,630
[Chorus] Oh, my, what a long line ♪
565
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:42,714
[Helen] This'll be easy ♪
566
00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:45,634
[Chorus] Gotta find a certain someone
Who's just subtly sleazy ♪
567
00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:48,387
[Helen] Not above gettin' greasy
But still impeccably bred ♪
568
00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:51,306
We need a person to worsen ♪
-[Chorus] ♪ The dullest tool in the shed ♪
569
00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:55,102
[Helen] Eeny, meeny, miny, no
We need somebody to play ball ♪
570
00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:58,188
Eeny, meeny, miny, no
Want someone at her beck and call ♪
571
00:23:58,272 --> 00:24:03,026
No need to talk, not another word
Kickin' you to the curb ♪
572
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:06,655
[Helen, chorus]
Just doesn't seem you qualify ♪
573
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:08,657
Have a nice day, girl, bye! ♪
574
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:09,741
[Helen] No-go!