1 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:16,058 -Who wants park-colored pancakes? -I do. 2 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:17,976 -Here you go. -I'll still eat it. 3 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,811 Owen, please don't throw food at our children. 4 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,980 Sorry. Sorry, I'm just a little excited this morning. 5 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:24,525 -Because of your conference thingy? -It's not just a thingy. 6 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,361 It's the annual New York City Park Manager's Conference. 7 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,988 New York City has over 1,700 parks. 8 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,073 Once a year, 9 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,742 all of the park managers gather at a mid-level hotel chain. 10 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:38,330 It's a great day of speeches, friendship, and sharing stories about pigeon control. 11 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,165 So, are you excited to see your old crew? 12 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,667 Yep! Gannon, Ned and Alonzo. 13 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,836 We've all been so busy, we haven't had time to catch up. 14 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,672 But today's the day we'll finally get the band back together. 15 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:49,675 Owen and Gannon and Ned and Alonzo met back in the day 16 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,553 at Flushing Meadows Park in Queens, 17 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:55,264 working together as newbies on the park scene. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,352 They used to make up games Like "speed rake" and "name that scat" 19 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,188 Owen was a scat master 20 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,025 He could always tell When it was mouse, not bat 21 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,652 They even shared a cat 22 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,362 Owen on Monday, Tuesday 23 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,573 Alonzo on Wednesday, Thursday 24 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,950 Gannon on Friday, Saturday 25 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,493 Ned on Sunday 26 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:21,206 One time, they coached a sewer rat Through labor and got scabies 27 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,291 Worth it 28 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:26,044 Now every time they see a rat They wonder if it's one of their babies 29 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,129 Maybe 30 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:30,716 At one point, they all dated Different people named Adrian 31 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:35,554 And the only one who married one Was Gannon 32 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,306 In the park that he managed 33 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,891 And the guys were his best men 34 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,977 Singing in four-park harmony 35 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,229 In four-park harmony 36 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,316 Singing in four-park harmony 37 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,818 Four-park harmony 38 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,778 The days were long And their bond grew strong 39 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,281 And every night Together they would run 40 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,201 When it came to best friends They were the best 41 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,661 Better than me and Owen even 42 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:04,416 And they all agreed To go get matching tattoos 43 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,127 Of a park ranger badge on their butts 44 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:09,755 But Ned went first And the pain was too much 45 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:14,843 Told the tattooer to stop At first touch of the needle 46 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,803 Well, it just made a dot 47 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:23,352 So, the other guys all got Matching dot tattoos too 48 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:30,025 In time, they all moved up the ranks And each got their own parks 49 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,278 Now, after all these years They're back together 50 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,906 It feels like they never were apart 51 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:40,160 And they're singing In four-park harmony 52 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,287 In four-park harmony 53 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,207 Singing in four-park harmony 54 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,918 Four-park harmony 55 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:53,257 Four-park harmony 56 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,760 Four-park harmony 57 00:02:56,844 --> 00:03:00,430 -Now they're singing, yeah -Four-park harmony 58 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:04,226 -Four-park harmony -Like no time has passed 59 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:07,104 Four-park harmony Four-park harmony 60 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,649 -Harmony -Four-park harmony 61 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,318 -Four-park harmony -They're the park top brass, singing 62 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,696 Four-park harmony 63 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:17,364 Four-park harmony! 64 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,782 Friendship. 65 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,118 And now, not only do they run all their own parks, 66 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,996 they also serve together on the Park Manager Executive Committee, 67 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,665 which is like the supreme court of park managers, 68 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,584 but without the powdered wigs. 69 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,503 And your mom is one lucky lady. She's coming with me this year. 70 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:34,798 Marriage, so, you guys are gonna be hanging with Aunt Abby today. 71 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,550 Pancakes and Aunt Abby? 72 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:37,634 This is a perfect day. 73 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,179 You're lucky you're coming. You'll get to witness my little prank. 74 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:44,266 The guys got me so good last year, so this year I'm giving it back to them big-time. 75 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,559 What'd they do? Bad-mouth a bird? 76 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,729 Well, we all agreed to sneak out of last year's conference to go get a beer, 77 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,732 but they gave me the address of a cupcake shop instead. 78 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,734 I can't wait to be an adult so I can get why that's funny. 79 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,737 So, this year, I'm gonna show up with this box of week-old cupcakes. 80 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,614 I can't wait to watch them eat these. 81 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,449 Wow, you guys really know how to party, huh? 82 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:03,160 Wait, those cupcakes have been sitting in our house for a week? 83 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,329 Yep, yep. Pretty stale. 84 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,496 You monster! 85 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,416 Wait. Oh, my gosh. It's the mayor. Hello? 86 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,127 Owen, mayor I have your attention, please? This is the mayor. 87 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:15,172 I was talking to the Park Commissioner about your "I Heart The Park" program, 88 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,216 -and she's intrigued. -That's great! 89 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,800 Well, somebody's excited. 90 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,136 But she thought it would be wise for you to first get approval 91 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,971 from the Park Manager Executive Committee. 92 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,640 Well, that will not be a problem. 93 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:28,268 I happen to serve on the committee myself and know the other members quite well. 94 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:30,604 -I'm actually seeing them today. -Oop-- Shoot. 95 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,189 I need to find some tape. Gotta go. 96 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,900 Helen, what do you see? 97 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,153 Some dandruff, a lot of split ends, a little bit of popcorn-- 98 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,488 Not my head. The floor. 99 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,031 I see the floor. 100 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:44,284 Exactly. When was the last time you had the floors professionally polished? 101 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,120 I think it was the time you fired our floor polisher for using our toilet. 102 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,288 Well, get him back. 103 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:51,041 I'm heading to the hotel spa to get a corn removed from my pinkie toe. 104 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,584 And I want these floors shiny 105 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:53,669 by the time I'm done. 106 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:57,214 Okay, kids. Talk to me like I've never lived in New York before, 107 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,882 and tell me what you'd like to do today. 108 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,468 We could go try the $1,000 burrito at that YouTube guy's restaurant. 109 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:02,761 Should we take a helicopter tour? 110 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:05,055 Okay, maybe I shouldn't have said anything you wanna do 111 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,308 because your Aunt Abby might be a little low on cash at the moment. 112 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:11,186 But once I get a job, we can do all those things, I promise. 113 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,897 I just need to clear a whole day so I can apply all over the city. 114 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,108 -Why can't that be today? -You guys would do that with me? 115 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,360 Of course! There's "help wanted" signs on every block. 116 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,655 -We're gonna turn you into a working girl. -Doesn't mean what you think, but thanks. 117 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,991 The first part of the day is the speakers. 118 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,326 This year, we have "The Wonderful World of Wastewater," 119 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,704 "Thank You Very Mulch" and "Worms of Endearment." 120 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,205 There's a barbecue for lunch. 121 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:33,000 Gannon, Ned and Alonzo! It's cupcake time! 122 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,711 Okay, while you do that, I'm gonna check out the breakfast spread 123 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,130 before my nap-- I mean, before the very exciting speeches. 124 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,339 Glad I'm here. 125 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:42,843 Hey, check it out. Welcome cupcakes. Damn it, I love this conference! 126 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:46,221 Well, no sign of the golden boy yet. We're still in the clear. 127 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,015 You mean, Golden Owen. 128 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,893 Maybe he got stuck at his beloved Central Park, since it's so important. 129 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,353 That guy doesn't know what it's like to manage a real park. 130 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:56,648 Yeah. Last week I had more sofas dumped in my park than visitors. 131 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,984 You know, it's too bad, 'cause he used to be cool. 132 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,111 If we see him, just try not to engage. 133 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,864 All right, enough about him. I'm about to eat this cupcake. 134 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,200 Nope, this thing's nasty. 135 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,746 Let's see. Job, job. Looking for a job for my aunt. 136 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:14,291 -Do you know how to do LASIK? -I do not. But I have played laser tag. 137 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,793 A family-run funeral home. 138 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:17,961 We'll call that plan B. 139 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,631 Let's narrow this down. What kind of experience do you have? 140 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:24,092 Tons! I worked at a women's clothing store called Cutie 21, 141 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,553 I waitressed at Delicio's all through college 142 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:30,224 and I was a receptionist at Maxine Jackson's Waxing Wagon for a summer. 143 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,558 Remember, this is New York. 144 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:34,436 When you apply for a job, they're looking to see if you have that killer instinct. 145 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,355 Give me your best killer face. 146 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,523 There it is. 147 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:41,443 Well, the good news is I only had to bite into three Danishes to find raspberry. 148 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:44,947 The bad news is some woman mistook me for the manager of Drumgoole Plaza. 149 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,658 She kept calling me Bev. So, I guess I'm Bev now. 150 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,368 Wait, are you okay? 151 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,578 Not really. When I was hiding to prank the guys, 152 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:54,206 I heard them calling me "Golden Owen" behind my back. 153 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:57,835 I guess they think I don't have to work that hard and that I'm full of myself. 154 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,337 No, Owen. I'm sure they didn't mean it. 155 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,421 They did, Paige. 156 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,006 I just don't understand what happened. 157 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:06,635 Sure, we haven't hung out in a while, but we email about stuff all the time. 158 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,805 -Okay. Could I maybe see those emails? -Here. 159 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,934 -Yeah, it's not great. -What's not great? 160 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:17,604 Well, most of the emails are from you, and they're all about Central Park. 161 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:18,689 That can't be true. 162 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:23,402 "Record recycling day at Central Park. $20,000 anonymous donation. What!" 163 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:26,530 Those were emails about how the park set a one-day record for recycling 164 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,824 and got an anonymous donation for $20,000, and then-- 165 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:29,908 Yeah, no, I get it. 166 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:33,453 But it looks like nobody replied, so then you wrote a follow-up email that says, 167 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:35,289 "Making sure you guys got my emails," 168 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,708 and then Alonzo wrote back one word, "Yep." 169 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,792 That's just Alonzo. 170 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:41,336 Owen, I know these guys have been your friends for a long time, 171 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,505 but they might not still see your friendship the way you do. 172 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:46,383 Well, I had no idea they felt that way. Oh, no. 173 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,636 I just remembered I need them to sign off on my "I Heart The Park" campaign today. 174 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,097 How am I supposed to do that if they don't even wanna be near me? 175 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:55,100 Well, apparently that's because you only just wanna talk about Central Park. 176 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,727 So, maybe talk about something else? 177 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,937 Okay. So, talk to them about their parks? 178 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,023 I'd just stay away from parks in general. 179 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,025 Sweetie, to them you're Golden Owen. 180 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,359 Well, what do we talk about? 181 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:06,111 Their lives. Their interests. 182 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,363 Do they have any hobbies? What are they into these days? 183 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:09,907 Bottled beer? 184 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:13,202 Also, Gannon is definitely a big fan of sports guys. 185 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:14,328 Yep. Sports guys. 186 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:17,706 And Alonzo broke both his arms one time. That's not a hobby, though. 187 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,291 Okay, I think you're gonna need some help. 188 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,377 Are you sure? It's your first conference. I want you to have the full experience. 189 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,922 Oh, no. As much as I wanna watch a sexy-slug slideshow, 190 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,590 I think it's more important that I help you. 191 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,426 I'm a reporter. I'll research the guys and I'll feed you information. 192 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,929 That could actually work. I love your redheaded brain. 193 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:33,597 I'm all finished up. 194 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,308 Those floors are as shiny as a Long Island prom dress. 195 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,018 -Can you see your face? -Every pore. 196 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,852 Thanks for coming on such short notice. 197 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,897 -I'm glad there are no hard feelings. -None at all. 198 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,065 Are you-- None? 199 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,484 Who hasn't been fired by Bitsy Brandenham? 200 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,152 Seriously, no hard feelings. 201 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:48,237 You're the best, Mauricio. 202 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:51,990 Wow. Shiny. 203 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,408 Wait, what's happening? 204 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,872 Mauricio lied. He did have hard feelings. 205 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,626 Whoa, Nellie! 206 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,586 Nope. 207 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,049 Touché, Mauricio. Touché. Help! 208 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,468 There they are. What am I gonna say? 209 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:12,970 Okay. So far I've found out 210 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,973 that Alonzo posts a lot of photos of his heritage farm upstate 211 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,350 and a lot of photos of his baby nephew. #Walter. 212 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,978 And Gannon is very into his saltwater aquarium. 213 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,980 Aquariums and heritage farms? 214 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,274 I don't really know anything about either of those things. 215 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,442 It's okay. I'll sit next to you and slip you little notes. 216 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:28,527 That'll never work. 217 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:31,071 It will. I dated a guy for a whole year of high school like this. 218 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,990 You dated a guy for a year in high school? 219 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,909 Yes. He was so cute. We'll talk about that later. Go! 220 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:36,994 -Owen! -Tillertown! 221 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,745 -The O-ster! -Hey, guys! 222 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,664 -I brought Paige with me this year. -Hi! 223 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,666 -I told you she was real. -Good to finally meet you. 224 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,128 Paige! You look just like your picture in the paper. Except not in black and white. 225 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,504 My wife refuses to come. 226 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:50,716 You guys should sit with us. Now you can catch up. Sit, sit! Have a seat. 227 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,843 Great, yeah. Great. 228 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,846 So, Owen, how's the big CP? 229 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,724 Who cares about work, right? Snooze! 230 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:02,644 To be honest, I've been focused on other things. 231 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:05,981 -What kind of other things? -You know, d-- like-- 232 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,691 -Aquariums. -Right. Yeah. 233 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:11,570 I'm thinking about getting a porcupine puffer fish. 234 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,822 I have a porcupine puffer fish. 235 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:17,117 Yep. Yeah. They're so cute with all those needles. 236 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,785 I didn't know you were an aquarium guy. 237 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,788 I'm not yet. But I sure would love to be, someday. 238 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:24,625 Well, let me know when you wanna dive in. 239 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,752 I can give you all kinds of advice. 240 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,629 It's starting! 241 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:35,135 And now, please welcome the state's leading worm expert, Theresa Chin! 242 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,471 All right, I'm gonna fill you in on the dirt. 243 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,474 "Help wanted"? Well, "help" has arrived. 244 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,644 -Let's go get you a job, Aunt Abby. -And me some ice cream! 245 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,145 These are ice cream flavors? 246 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:48,607 Cacio e pepe? Popcorn with hot sauce? What the fresh hell is this place? 247 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,692 Hello. May I please have an application? 248 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,986 I own this place. I am the application. 249 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:56,365 Great. Well, I have tons of customer service experience and-- 250 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,075 Is it ice cream experience? 251 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,826 No, not exactly, but-- 252 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,412 What are your favorite flavors? Top three. Go! Say them. 253 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:05,290 Let's see. Cookies and cream, strawberry cheesecake, coffee-- 254 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,626 -Uh-uh, incorrect. -Incorrect? How can I be incorrect if-- 255 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,337 If you don't know, you're not Scoops, I Did It Again material. 256 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,090 Okay, then. Thank you for your open mind. 257 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,174 Come on, kids. 258 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:18,428 And just for your information, jerk chicken is not a flavor of ice cream. 259 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,223 All right. Maybe if I backstroke. 260 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,518 Damn it. Elevator. 261 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,145 Wait, no. That's Bitsy. Bitsy. No, don't come in! 262 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:31,233 What? You don't tell me what to do. I tell you-- Helen! 263 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,985 What in the world? 264 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:37,447 Well, don't just lay there like a turd in a litter box. Get us out of here. 265 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,325 I can't. They'll just have to find us when they bring back the furniture. 266 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,494 Are you insane? I can't lie here all night! 267 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,830 -Well, you're free to leave. -Damn it! 268 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:48,292 So, Owen, break any records at Central Park lately? 269 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,044 Who knows? Sure wish I could take a break though. 270 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,338 Am I right? Must be nice to have that farm upstate. 271 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,841 That's odd. I don't remember telling you about my farm. 272 00:11:55,924 --> 00:12:00,220 Oh, yeah, you told me, with your mouth-- Words. It's a heritage farm, right? 273 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:01,889 Yeah. It's my happy place. 274 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,850 Growing food that doesn't taste like it came from a factory farm. 275 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,977 -But I'm probably boring you. -No, not at all! 276 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,022 I actually love talking about farming heritages. 277 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,274 Do you know what I love most about it? 278 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,067 Argh, one second. Sorry, one bar. 279 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:17,529 -Hey, Bev! There you are. -I'm actually not Bev. Really-- 280 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,614 You are so funny. 281 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,991 Hey, have you tried the brownies over at the dessert table yet? 282 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,077 -No, but that's okay. I'll get some later. -Come on, they're going fast! 283 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,079 -Sorry! -No, you can't leave me. 284 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,039 Owen, you okay? 285 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,541 You were saying, what you love most about heritage farming is… 286 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,337 It's… Bulls. Love those heritage bulls. 287 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,422 -What do you love about them? -Riding them. 288 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:38,342 -Wow. -Riding the bulls? You ride bulls? 289 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:43,388 Yeah. Yeah. I just jump right on top of 'em and ride. Yeehaw! 290 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,392 Hi. I was just wondering if the position is still open? 291 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:48,977 Do you have boutique experience? 292 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,812 Yes, I do. No, yeah. 293 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,524 I worked at Cutie 21 in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, 294 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,068 which had a lot of the same clothes as this place. Just two years later. 295 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,695 Well, do you have any special skills? 296 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,948 Sure, name 'em. But also, what do you mean? 297 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,241 Special skills. 298 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,576 Like, for instance, Dalton's a ballet dancer 299 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:08,622 and Mariana over there created her own cryptocurrency called "Money-ana." 300 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:12,334 Renfro has made five documentaries and has been the subject of two others. 301 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,629 And Jamal is famous in another country. I'm not sure which one. 302 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,258 Okay. I haven't done anything like that, 303 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:22,052 but I've got all kinds of other skills. 304 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:26,390 I can dress a mannequin Before you even look at your watch 305 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:30,519 I can fold these tricky blouses Even though they come with a crotch 306 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:34,565 I can hang these earrings Onto every hook 307 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:38,318 I can make a customer smile With one friendly look 308 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,403 See? 309 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,574 I'll bowl you over With my keen eye for sizing 310 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:47,619 I've got an expertise For pants organizing 311 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:51,415 Bet I could turn this boutique Into a palace 312 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:55,460 With my many talents My many talents 313 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,672 -That's her being humble. -It's true. 314 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,216 She can bend her elbow backward 315 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,302 She can hide a coin in your ear 316 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,345 Nimble on a unicycle 317 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,389 Also an adept puppeteer 318 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,518 She's a storyteller And she takes requests 319 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,604 She remembers every dog's name 320 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,647 Which makes her the best 321 00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:20,485 So, let me impress you With my customer service 322 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:24,323 I've never shoplifted So please don't be nervous 323 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:28,202 If there's a problem I will rise to the challenge 324 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:32,706 With my many talents My many talents 325 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,917 "To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused 326 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,251 and in the same condition you received it. 327 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,837 After 50 days we can only provide store credit with any returned item 328 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,006 with proof of purchase." Have a blessed day. 329 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:45,177 See how I wowed you With my memorization? 330 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,223 I never call out sick Or take a vacation 331 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:52,851 Read one accounting book So know how to balance 332 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,103 With my many talents 333 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:59,191 I can pay for that if you give me the job. 334 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,652 My many talents 335 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,570 That went well. 336 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:08,450 Anyway. So, what about you, Ned? How's your life stuff? 337 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,702 -How's my life stuff? -Yeah. How's your life stuff? 338 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,120 Sorry, one second. 339 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,330 Owen. Owen. 340 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,208 Life stuff, you know. Like-- 341 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,086 How's your pot habit? 342 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,087 What? 343 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,089 Pottery. I meant pottery. 344 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,883 Well, I'm still throwing, but only on the weekends. 345 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,845 -It's how I relax. -I love that. That's fascinating. 346 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,013 -Tell me more. -I mean, I just did. 347 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,683 But, boy, you sure are fascinated today, aren't you, Owen? 348 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,102 I'm just trying to catch up. We talk about work so much, 349 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,312 I just wanna get real with each other, you know? 350 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,064 Uh-huh. Yeah. 351 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,609 You know, it has been nice to be real with you today, Owen. For a change. 352 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:43,777 Okay? 353 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,988 It's just, you know what-- I'm just gonna say it. 354 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,866 Sometimes we feel like you got this big job at Central Park 355 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,409 and now it's all you ever wanna talk about. 356 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,744 But that's no excuse for how we've been treating you. 357 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,581 And talking about you behind your back. A lot. 358 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:59,042 I mean, at the end of the day, you're still our ol' pal, Owen. 359 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,962 We go way back and you're getting a puffer fish. 360 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:05,048 The truth is, maybe we were a little jealous of you, 361 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,301 and that's not fair. And we're sorry. 362 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:11,513 Wow, that's sweet. But actually, guys, maybe I'm the one who should apologize. 363 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,765 What do you say you let us make it up to you by buying you a beer? 364 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,185 Hey, Alonzo's favorite Western bar is right around the corner. 365 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,103 -That's a great idea. -I'm in. 366 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:21,398 Let me guess. Is it Prank's Western Bar and Cupcake Bakery? 367 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,192 Because I'm not falling for that again. 368 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,777 -Yeah. Sorry about that. -But honestly, Owen. 369 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,947 No pranks this time, just wanna hang. Like the good old days. 370 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,324 Yeah. Okay, let's do it. 371 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,576 I just need to find Paige. There she is. 372 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,578 Looks like she's going to town on those brownies. 373 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,456 I told you, Bev. It doesn't even taste like cricket flour. 374 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,916 Wait, what? 375 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,837 Look at that. Not a cupcake shop. They really like me. 376 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,006 I'm so glad you got to reconnect with your pals. 377 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,092 It looks like you're gonna get them to sign your "I Heart The Park" thingy. 378 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:53,222 -There's our guy, Mr. Bull Rider. -We signed you up, cowboy. 379 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,766 -Oh, no. -Can't wait to see you up there. 380 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,435 Uh-huh. Yep, it's gonna be fun. 381 00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,770 My mother was right. 382 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:03,065 I'm gonna die flat on my back next to a worthless bag of bones. 383 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,025 Wait, hold on. I have an idea. 384 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,528 Are you going to let me start cutting off little pieces of you to eat 385 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,320 to keep me alive before help arrives? 386 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,906 What? No. I used to hustle pool back in Weehawken. 387 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,992 If I can push you just right, I should be able to bank you off those walls, 388 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,578 down the hall, and into my bathroom. 389 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,289 -Your bathroom? Gross. -It's really our only option. 390 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:22,542 Fine. But stay away from my face. It's my moneymaker. 391 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,837 I know what I'm doing. 392 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:30,884 Off the wall. Down the hall. Into the bathroom. 393 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:31,969 -Yes. -I'm in. 394 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,804 Now use the toilet phone to call for help. 395 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,057 No. First I'm gonna call that floor polish guy and fire him again. 396 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,726 Yep, great. I'll just wait here till you're done. 397 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,566 My leg. I heard it pop. Oh, no. 398 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,360 All right, Rodee-Owen. You're up next. 399 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,446 Okay. Guys, I wasn't completely honest with you today. 400 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,323 Earlier, I heard you were calling me "Golden Owen" 401 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,993 and I realized what you actually think of me. 402 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,953 And then I kind of exaggerated my interest 403 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,831 in aquariums and pottery and heritage farms, 404 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,083 because I was desperate to repair our friendship. 405 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,503 Owen. Wow. That means so much, buddy. 406 00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:10,090 But I also need you guys to sign a waiver 407 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:13,051 for my Central Park "I Heart The Park" campaign. Today. 408 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:17,097 So let me get this straight. All of this was for your dumb park? Unbelievable. 409 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:20,017 No, I care about you as friends. But isn't it okay tha-- 410 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,061 Owen, don't you realize how easy your job is compared to ours? 411 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,480 But it's not. It's really not. 412 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:29,359 I got 18,000 trees 18,000 piles of leaves 413 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:32,696 I got the sweatiest back of summertime 414 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,158 We're talking Fifty million sight-seeing 415 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,621 Big city lights-dreaming People who depending on me 416 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:45,250 And the mud on my boots It comes from kicking up truth 417 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:48,670 -I got so many critters, I got a zoo -I got so many critters, got a zoo 418 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:53,634 And no, I'm not a martyr Motivated born self-starter 419 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,637 Man, I'm working hard just like you 420 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,307 Working, working, working real hard 421 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,394 -When you're managing the Central Park -Central Park 422 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,774 -Working, working, working -Working, working, working real smart 423 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:12,194 We'll tell the family we'll be home after dark 424 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:18,242 -Yeah, we're working real hard -Working, working real hard 425 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,495 I've been working real hard 426 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:26,500 Where's the mud on your boots? Just trade 'em in for some shoes 427 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,878 Your biggest stress Is pitching marathon cups 428 00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:34,675 You say you're working harder An alpaca's full-time barber 429 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,511 You'd better take a rest for a few 430 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:41,557 He thinks he's working Working, working real hard 431 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,561 He's managing the Central Park 432 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,314 He thinks he's working Working, working real smart 433 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:53,443 He'll tell the family He'll be home after dark 434 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:59,533 -Yeah, we're working real hard -Working real hard 435 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,786 Owen Tillerman, please report to the bull. 436 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,539 You know what, I'm gonna do this. I'm Owen Tillerman. 437 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,333 What level of difficulty would you like to set the bull at, partner? 438 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,335 The most difficulty. 439 00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:11,962 But you have to make me a deal. 440 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,173 If I can ride that bull for the full eight seconds, 441 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,341 you all have to sign the waiver. 442 00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:17,593 You got a deal, Golden. 443 00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:23,849 Climb into bed with my shorts all torn Pull my bootstraps tight 444 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,185 Grab the bull by the horn 445 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,896 -Working, working, working real hard -Working, working 446 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,774 When you're managing the Central Park 447 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,860 My back. My butt. 448 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,863 No, that's your cutest part. But I'm-- Also, are you okay? 449 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,866 Yeah, yeah. I'll be fine. Let's head home. 450 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,826 -Here you go. -Wait, you signed it? 451 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,454 Here's the thing, Owen. I think we've been wrong about you. 452 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,456 That was pretty impressive, and pretty dumb. 453 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,000 You should've seen yourself. That was so stupid. 454 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,462 -You tried to ride a bull. -We missed you, Owen. Really. 455 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:57,716 It was good to see the carefree guy you used to be is still alive and bucking. 456 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,301 We should get together more often 457 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,512 and not just wait for this conference each year. 458 00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,138 -I'd like that. -I'm glad I came, 459 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,015 and that you guys all worked things out. 460 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,683 This actually went really well. 461 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:07,768 Yeah, really well. 462 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,521 Look who I found. It's the real Bev. 463 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,523 -You lied to me. -I never lied to you. 464 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,983 Wait, you thought I was her? That woman looks nothing like me. 465 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,443 -I see it. -Okay, I see it too. 466 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:17,819 A pleasure meeting you. 467 00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:20,239 So sorry you didn't get the job. I would've hired you. 468 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,866 And who cares if you don't know how to samba with a mannequin? 469 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:26,745 This city is just so different than Oshkosh. I don't think I'm prepared. 470 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:29,957 There are millions of jobs here. The right one is out there for you. 471 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,166 Thanks. 472 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,335 You know what? Let's pop into this fancy hotel. 473 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:35,879 Let me buy you a round of Shirley Temples for your help. 474 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,589 -You don't have to ask me twice. -Hi, Ricky. 475 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:38,674 Good afternoon, Cole. 476 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,051 -Wait, they know you by name here? -It's a whole thing. 477 00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:43,053 How hard do you guys think it is 478 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,097 to operate one of those construction cranes? 479 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,307 Lionel, I had my vacation approved months ago. 480 00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:50,143 I'm sorry, but the Sapperstein wedding, Guthrie bat mitzvah 481 00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:53,355 and Vaillancourt gender reveal gala don't care about your travel plans. 482 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,566 Well, you'll have to do it without these two hands, 483 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:58,986 because I'm going to Jamaica 'cause Jamaican me crazy. 484 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,572 -Oh, boy. -You look like you're in the weeds. 485 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,324 Well, my best server just quit and took his notepad with him 486 00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:06,326 and I have no idea where these drinks go. 487 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:09,538 Table over there gets the martinis, seat three has extra olives. 488 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,123 That guy in the booth gets the scotch neat, 489 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,708 and the booth in the corner gets the two lagers 490 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,085 -and the gimlet with two limes. -Wow. You got skills. 491 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:17,212 Once a waitress, always a waitress, I guess. 492 00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:20,841 And this guy right here is gonna walk if you don't drop his check. 493 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,760 And this customer right here needs a job. 494 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,971 -Let's see you on your feet. -Wait, seriously? Now? 495 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,431 Oh, my gosh. Okay. Great. 496 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:31,185 -Sorry, this smells like Jasper. -Tuna fish and cologne? 497 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,729 -Go, Aunt Abby. -Our natural born killer. 498 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:38,317 What? Is Abby gonna get a job at the Brandenham? Who knows? 499 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,028 Find out next time. Who am I kidding? She got it. 500 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:45,699 I got 18,000 trees 18,000 thousand piles of leaves 501 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,535 I got the sweatiest back of summertime 502 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:53,582 We're talking 50 million Sight-seeing, big city lights-dreaming 503 00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,752 -People who depending on me -People who depending on me 504 00:22:57,294 --> 00:23:00,255 -Working, working, working real hard -Working real hard 505 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:04,426 When you're managing the Central Park 506 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,221 -Working, working, working real smart -Working real smart 507 00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:09,223 We'll tell the family We'll be home after dark 508 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,061 -Yeah, we're working -Working 509 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,064 -Real hard -Working, working, working real hard 510 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:21,068 -I been working real hard -Working, working, working real hard