1 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:18,752 [upbeat pop music playing] 2 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:28,128 [song continues] 3 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,798 -[sighs] -[chuckles] 4 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,733 [song continues] 5 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:34,568 -Wow. -[laughs] 6 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:36,036 [song continues] 7 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:37,504 [Ally laughs] 8 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:42,476 [song continues] 9 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,078 [Ally gasps and sighs] 10 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,379 Hi. 11 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:47,081 -[gasps] Hi! -Hello. Hi. 12 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,216 -Hi. Hello. Welcome. -We're on a holiday. 13 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:51,385 Ally and Paul, Paul and Ally. 14 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:54,054 We're Ally, and they're Paul. I'm P--He's Paul. 15 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:56,156 [laughter] 16 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:59,627 I had some Valiums, um, for the... flying 17 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,429 and some Malbec, which is red wine. I like wine. 18 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:03,497 -[Ally laughs] -Yes. 19 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:05,199 -Okay? -Yeah! 20 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,067 Okay. Uh, surname is Worsley. 21 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,335 -[chuckles] -Sorry. Yes. 22 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,037 -It's all right. -That's our name. 23 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:15,175 Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Worsley. I see you've booked three rooms. 24 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,243 -Yes. Now... -Yes. 25 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:17,811 I did email ahead about this. 26 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:20,247 Uh, we were originally gonna be traveling with our two children. 27 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,650 You know, they're called Ava and Luke, yeah. 28 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,653 And Ava's doing some work experience at a biomedical lab. 29 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,688 -Because she's very clever. -[Paul] Yeah. 30 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:30,491 -[Ally laughs] -And Luke is, um... 31 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,059 -He's having a baby. -Yeah. 32 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,227 But we don't wanna talk about that. [chuckles] 33 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,662 Yeah, but, uh, anyway, I just wonder, 34 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:37,264 is there any chance of a refund on the two rooms? 35 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,566 -Please? -Uh... 36 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,670 -[typing on keyboard] -I'm very sorry, Mr. Worsley, 37 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,072 but the package you booked is non-refundable. 38 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,607 Fair enough. Thanks for checking. Uh... 39 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,741 -[Ally] Yeah. -'Cause I booked it 40 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,410 18 months ago when things were slightly less, uh... 41 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,278 -Bleh. -Yeah. 42 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:54,582 Oh, what I can do as a goodwill gesture 43 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,817 is upgrade you to our presidential suite. 44 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,519 -Oh, my God. Thank you so much. -Oh, thank you. Thank you. 45 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,254 -Presidential. -Hey, yeah. 46 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,689 -Presidential. -You keep saying it. 47 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,692 [laughs] I hope it's Obama and not Trump 48 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,794 or the Watery-gate one with the jowls. 49 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,361 -Mm. -I didn't like him. 50 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:11,231 Where are you... Okay. Right, um... 51 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:14,535 [Ally] Hi! Hello! Are you on holiday? I'm on holiday. 52 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:17,738 Um... maybe send up some coffee or... or a drugs counselor. 53 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,406 -[Ally] Hi! -[clerk laughs] 54 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:21,475 -Let me get you your keys. -[Paul] Great, thank you. 55 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:22,343 -She'll be fine, though. -Um... Yeah. 56 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,744 I'll keep an eye on her. 57 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,679 -Breakfast is from 7 a.m... -Uh-huh. 58 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:26,913 -...in the Odysseus Restaurant. -Okay, yeah. 59 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,783 -Outside on our south terrace. -Brilliant. Thank you very much. 60 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,385 -[clerk] You're welcome. -[Paul] Um... um... 61 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:34,788 [Ally in distance] Hi! I'm Ally. Oh! That is... 62 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,825 [grunts] 63 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:40,361 -[gasps] -Oh, shit. 64 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,230 -Oh. [squeals] -Um... 65 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,065 And there's a bar. There's a bar. 66 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,601 -There's a bar. -Okay. 67 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:50,537 Look at that lovely bit of jewelry. 68 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,239 -[Ally gasps] Free things! -[Paul] Oh, my God. 69 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:55,142 -[gasps] Wow. -This is fucking mad. 70 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,810 [gasps] Oh, there's a... there... there are stairs. 71 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,712 -I'm gonna check out the stairs. -Please don't. 72 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,547 Not in your... current... state. 73 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,549 -Let me go and do that. -[Ally laughs] 74 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:04,184 I'll report back. [chuckles] 75 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,385 [gasps] 76 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,390 [gasps] Wow! 77 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:12,393 Hello, my people. [chuckles] 78 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:15,696 [gasps] There's stone pineapples out here, Paul! 79 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,631 -Hon. Hon. -Yeah? 80 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,433 There's a Jacuzzi in our bathroom. 81 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,335 -[Ally] No. -Yeah, it... it's really big. 82 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,536 I think it's probably tidal. 83 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:25,105 [laughs] Oh, my God. I feel like a rock star. 84 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,373 That's 'cause you're off your face. 85 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:28,142 -All right, I'm coming up. -Honestly, hon, 86 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,710 -please be careful. -I don't need to be careful. 87 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,778 [chuckles] 88 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:34,714 [gasps] Ohh. 89 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,785 [sighs deeply] 90 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,287 -Well... [laughs] -Well... 91 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,156 You know, there's nothing like a... a hotel room 92 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,557 just pressuring you to have sex. [chuckles] 93 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,427 Yeah, it is. It's... It is begging for sex, isn't it? 94 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,761 Yeah. Coming on a bit strong, isn't it? 95 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:51,398 Yeah, definitely. Back off, room. Shh. 96 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:52,365 [chuckles] 97 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,100 [Ally sighs] 98 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,770 [moans and sighs] 99 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,409 -How long has it been? -I don't know. 100 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,278 Five months. 101 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:06,480 Listen, we shouldn't be too hard on ourselves. 102 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:09,116 -About what? -About the, mm, dry spell. 103 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,651 It's been a really difficult few months. 104 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,754 Yeah. Who knew that becoming grandparents wasn't a turn-on? 105 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,689 [gasps] 106 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:18,659 'Cause it's really weird without them here, isn't it? 107 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,462 It is, yeah. On the other hand, we have bagged 108 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,330 the David Bowie suite at no extra cost. 109 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,399 Do you think that David Bowie actually stayed here? 110 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,534 -I definitely do. Yes, I do. -[laughing] 111 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:30,170 He was a very big fan on all-inclusive package holidays. 112 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,172 -He loved them. -Same with Bolan. 113 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,109 Lou Reed--more of a-- I don't know, campsite guy. 114 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:36,577 [chuckles] 115 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,279 -Oh, man. -[Ally] Mm. 116 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,747 We should get going, you know? 'Cause, uh, we booked 117 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,715 -that tour for 2:00. -Mm. 118 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,483 [exhales deeply] Hmm. 119 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,393 Good. That's... That's helpful. 120 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,831 [seabirds calling] 121 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,700 [Ally] He definitely say 2:00? 122 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,268 [Paul] Yeah, I checked the confirmation. 123 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,669 It's 2:00, hon. 124 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:07,207 [cellphone chimes] 125 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,578 Oh, uh, it's Luke. 126 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,080 He said that Ava's having a great day at the lab. 127 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,381 -Mm-hmm. -But she's very busy 128 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,083 and that they're gonna get takeaway later. 129 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:18,552 -Maya is craving Italian. -Ah, great. 130 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:19,620 -Aw. -See? 131 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,355 -See what? -They're fine. 132 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,424 I... I didn't think they were gonna get murdered, Paul. 133 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,192 I just wanted to touch base. 134 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,329 Look, no one wishes they were here more than I do, hon. 135 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,564 This was gonna be our last... 136 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,266 big... I don't know. 137 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:33,801 Big family holiday together. 138 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,236 Well, yeah. You... You don't think, do you, 139 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:36,537 when the kids are little, that you've got 140 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,672 a finite amount of family holidays together, 141 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,341 but it turns out you have, and it seems like 142 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,710 we might have had our last one without even realizing it. 143 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,745 Yeah. 144 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,248 Oh. There he is. Hi. 145 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:48,582 You for the tour? 146 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,283 Uh, yes. For Worsley. 147 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:54,054 -[Ally and Paul] Oh. -Four of you? 148 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:57,358 Uh, no, it's just... just two of us 'cause our daughter Ava... 149 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,426 Oh, yeah. It doesn't matter. Yeah. 150 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,795 I won't go into... into that. Yeah. 151 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,598 -So, two of you, then? -Yeah. 152 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,467 No one else has booked? 153 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,034 -No. -[Paul] Ah. 154 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,105 -We'll start with the exterior. -Oh. It's happening. 155 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:14,174 [guide] The tower was completed in 1637. 156 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:18,479 It's 11 meters high with, as you can see, a square base... 157 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,281 -[Paul] Mm-hmm. -...and two levels. 158 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:23,183 Access to the upper floors was originally by means 159 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,552 -of a wooden ladder. -Uh-huh. 160 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,354 Just be aware there's no photography 161 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,689 allowed inside the tower. 162 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,659 Oh, sorry. Yeah, of course. [exhales] 163 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,661 This is one of the surviving eight towers 164 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,230 of an original 13 that were built to enhance 165 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:39,767 and expand the town's existing system of coastal defense. 166 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,736 -We will see all eight today. -[chuckles] Very good. 167 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,774 -Will we? Eight? -Eight. 168 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,008 -Okay. -Where you are? 169 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,378 Uh... [exhales deeply] 170 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,114 -You all right? -Uh, can't find the keys. 171 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,619 [guide] The next tower we will explore had repair work 172 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:02,323 in the mid-19th century that revealed the foundations 173 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:07,394 of the Church of St. Agatha, destroyed in 1075. 174 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,796 Care to guess what might have been 175 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,397 the cause of that destruction? 176 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,065 Damp. 177 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,403 Uh, asteroids? Oh, no, that was the dinosaurs, wasn't it? 178 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,705 Um, fire? 179 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:20,674 Yes. It was a big fire. 180 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:21,741 Oh. 181 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,444 Follow me. 182 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,147 [under breath] He's a fucking laugh, isn't he? 183 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,116 It's like being shown around by that bloke from Up. 184 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,517 [chuckles] 185 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:31,652 Oh, hello, hello. 186 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:34,188 -Taxi. -Oh. Are you serious? 187 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,557 -No, he's serious. I'm sensible. -[guide speaking indistinctly] 188 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:39,193 -Should we... s... -[guide] In addition to this, 189 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:43,230 she is the patron saint of... [continues indistinctly] 190 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,231 -Get on the driver. -I'm gonna... okay. 191 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,400 I'm gonna go the other side. 192 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,102 Hi. 193 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,470 -[sighs] -Hi. Xara Palace Hotel, please. 194 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:52,272 You booked? Jameson? 195 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,508 Um, yes. Yeah, yeah, that, um... 196 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,277 -Yep. -We are Mr. And Mrs. Jameson. 197 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,378 -Mrs. Jame-- Jameson. -Thank you for waiting for us. 198 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,814 -Thanks for waiting. -[chuckles] Ahh. 199 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,416 -[couple] Excuse me. -Oh, that's the way to do that. 200 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:03,751 -Oh, fuck, it's their taxi. -[woman] Excuse me. 201 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,052 Um, let's go. I think we can go now. 202 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,487 -Yeah, yeah. -That's... 203 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,322 -That's definitely ours? -Yeah, that's our taxi. 204 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,356 Hey! What... 205 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,160 Bastards! 206 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,528 -Massive bastards. -[guide] Why? 207 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,402 -[laughs] -[exhales] 208 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:22,670 [laughs] 209 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,805 We'd have made a great Bonnie and Clyde. 210 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,174 Yeah, as long as someone pre-booked the getaway car. 211 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,510 Right, so, what next? Should we, uh, take a tour 212 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,478 of the old town square and then shoot up a bank? 213 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,581 [laughs] No, let's... let's save something for tomorrow, baby. 214 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,182 -Aw. -Um... 215 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,550 -[claps hands] -Why don't we hit the pool 216 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,218 and drink cocktails all afternoon? 217 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,655 [gasps] Now, you, Mr. Worsley, you know how to holiday. 218 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,229 [TV playing indistinctly] 219 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,364 [sniffs] 220 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,598 Oh, no. 221 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:55,369 I think this has blue cheese in it. 222 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,570 Oh. I didn't even think about that. 223 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:58,739 Oh, shit. 224 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,708 Do you think you can take it out? 225 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,444 How? By washing the pasta? 226 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,579 Um, well, you can... you can share mine. 227 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:06,747 There's at least enough for three in there. 228 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:07,681 -Mm-hmm. -Thanks. 229 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,352 -[Maya sighs] -[TV continues indistinctly] 230 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,687 [Holly and Ava laughing] 231 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,055 Thanks. 232 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,556 It's okay. 233 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:25,532 [laughter] 234 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,067 [chuckles] 235 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:30,638 Mm. 236 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:31,605 [TV continues indistinctly] 237 00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:41,114 [Playful shouting and laughter] 238 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,757 [squealing and yelling] 239 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,258 Shut the fuck up, mate. 240 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,626 [playful shouting and laughter continue] 241 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,828 What's wrong? 242 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,797 It's not their section, is it, hon? 243 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,466 -Paul, it's not the Titanic. -Mm. 244 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,168 It's the adults-only pool, though, innit? 245 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:05,306 It's not the "adults, only, it's the kids, actually" pool. 246 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,440 How long have you been working on that? 247 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,243 -About a minute. -[chuckles] 248 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,412 Look, let's just try and relax. 249 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,813 -Okay? -Yeah, very relaxing, innit? 250 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,415 Fucking American Sniper over there. 251 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,084 -[squealing and laughing] -[Paul] Fucking menace. 252 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,553 [water splashing, people continue shouting playfully] 253 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,334 [playful yelling, water splashing] 254 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,102 [Paul] You enjoying this? 255 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,037 -[family yelling and grunting] -[Paul] This relaxing you? 256 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,273 -[squealing continues] -Should we go for a swim? 257 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,209 [clicks teeth] I considered it, but... 258 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,744 I don't know. 259 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,080 Don't want to upstage Premier League Ken over there 260 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,648 with my front crawl. 261 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,583 You're not actually self-conscious, are you? 262 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,385 You look great. 263 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,120 Anyway, look, that guy's got his top off, doesn't he? 264 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,624 Aside from the fact that we've both got nipples, 265 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,158 I hope you don't think we're that similar. 266 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,526 -[Ally] No, I'm not say... -[Paul] Fuck me. 267 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,362 I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that you're 268 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:03,664 allowed to have your top off. 269 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,699 No one would be judging you. 270 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:08,135 Sorry, let... let me... let me just be clear. 271 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,137 -Everyone would be judging me. -Oh. 272 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,407 Right? Judging people is what human beings do best. 273 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,442 There's a little thing called the internet they like to use. 274 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,713 -[sighs] -[indistinct shouting continues] 275 00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:23,117 -That's it, innit? -[child] Whoo! 276 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,653 We're the old people round the pool now, fucking... 277 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,055 That is a bit bleak, isn't it? Come on. 278 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,324 I guarantee you, babe, you ask any of these fuckers. 279 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,226 -[scoffs] -That is what we are. 280 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:35,796 We're the aging parents at best, 281 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,732 the people who you bring round to bleed your radiators 282 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,200 and lend you money. 283 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,469 Christ, I am really, very, very sorry 284 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,606 that I pointed at an elderly topless man. 285 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,141 It won't happen again. 286 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,577 [laughter and playful shouting continue] 287 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:51,211 We really should bleed the radiator. 288 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,680 [laughs] You're such a twat. 289 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,420 [gasps] Oh, shitting hell, it's the taxi couple. 290 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,388 -[Ally] Fuck. -[Paul] Fuck. 291 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,723 -Just look away. Look away. -No, I... 292 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,059 -[Paul] They won't... -Can we get... 293 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,226 -Just play deaf. Play deaf. -It's too late, too late. 294 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,428 [Ally] It's not going to be... 295 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,729 Oh, thanks. Leave me to deal with it. 296 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,834 -Sorry, mate. -Huh? 297 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,468 Do you mind if we take these chairs? 298 00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:18,706 Yeah, uh, yeah, of course. 299 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,207 Just, uh, yeah. Yours for the taking. 300 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,375 -Go for it. -Cheers. 301 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,510 -No worries. -I'm Jameson. 302 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,046 Oh, uh, Paul. My wife, Ally. 303 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,048 [Ally] Hey, I thought that was your surname-- 304 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,084 I thought that's, um, just a very unusual first name. 305 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,686 Yeah, yeah, me dad really loves whisky. 306 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,421 -Oh. [laughs] -Oh. [chuckles] 307 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,457 -Uh, this is me wife, Kirsty. -Hi, Kirsty. 308 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,758 -Hi, Kirsty. -Hi. Nice to meet you. 309 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,792 [Jameson sighs] 310 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:42,830 [family continues yelling and squealing] 311 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,331 [Jameson] They're in the wrong section. 312 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,433 Yes, they are. Thank you. 313 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,469 -Voice of sanity. -[laughs] 314 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,504 -It's not right, though. -Yeah, I know. 315 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,573 -Someone should have a word. -Mm. 316 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,508 [squealing and laughter continue] 317 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,281 [Paul groans] 318 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,718 -Oh? -Excuse me, Jameson. 319 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,026 [squealing and laughter continue] 320 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,563 [under breath] Oh, gosh. 321 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,732 -[child squeals] -[Ally] Don't fight the man. 322 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,402 [Ally] Oh, you're not fighting the man. 323 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,606 Excuse me. Could you just ask these people 324 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,141 to take their kids away? It is the adults-only pool, so... 325 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,544 [Paul] Thank you. 326 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,479 [laughter and yelling continue] 327 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,482 [squeals and laughter] 328 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,587 [speaks inaudibly] 329 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:42,522 -[father] Oh, really? -[child] What's the matter? 330 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,459 [child] Why do we have to... 331 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,433 -Nice one. -[Paul] Thank you. 332 00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,235 -Very good. -[chuckles] 333 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,368 [inhales deeply] Ah. 334 00:13:58,472 --> 00:14:00,341 Anyone for a drink? 335 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,476 [laughter] 336 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,346 Oh, God, I'm so jealous. It's cool you guys live in London. 337 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,214 -Yes, it is, innit? -Yeah, we're very, very cool. 338 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,816 -[Jameson] Yeah. -[laughter] 339 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,484 Another round? 340 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,752 Uh, looks like they're closing up, isn't it? 341 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,320 Oh, shit, yeah. We are... 342 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,155 -We are the last people here. -Oh. 343 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,658 Well, I guess we should probably call it a night. 344 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,361 -Yeah. [sighs] -So glad we met you guys. 345 00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:21,829 We were worried it was gonna be all families, you know? 346 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,697 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah, right. 347 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,300 -Stupid families. Who needs 'em? -[laughter] 348 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,468 -Had a really nice evening. -Yeah, that was great. 349 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:28,636 -Thanks. -Yeah. 350 00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:30,570 -Lovely. -See you guys soon. 351 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,339 -[Paul] Mm-hmm. -[Ally] Yeah. 352 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,275 [sighs] Ah. 353 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,109 Are you good to make a move, babe? 354 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,510 -Oh, yeah. -Okay. 355 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,379 -That was really nice. -Yeah, it was, wasn't it? 356 00:14:38,412 --> 00:14:41,081 Yeah, I like them. [sniffles] 357 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,384 He's got, uh, big arms. 358 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,052 -Ooh. -What? 359 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,620 That's not our key, 'cause I've got our key. 360 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:50,324 Okay. Oh, shit. Is it theirs? Must be theirs. 361 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,159 -Uh, okay. -What? 362 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:55,429 You don't think... that when they said, "See you guys soon," 363 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,598 -that that was... No. -[laughs] No. 364 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,132 -No, no, no, no. -No. 365 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,170 -Or... no! -Okay. 366 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,471 -No. -[chuckles] No. 367 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,307 -[Paul] Hi. -Yes? 368 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,042 Uh, just wanted to return this key. 369 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,810 Oh! Thank God. We're looking for that everywhere. 370 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,612 -Oh. Okay. Sorry about that. -Cheers. 371 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:12,813 -Yeah. -See you around. 372 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:13,747 Yeah, yeah. Good night. Take care. 373 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,218 Nah. 374 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,022 [grunts] 375 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,558 [resumes typing on keyboard] 376 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:29,296 Okay, so if that had been a... a real invitation, 377 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:33,701 a sexy invitation, a sex-tation... 378 00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:36,804 I don't like where this is heading. 379 00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:38,638 No, I'm serious. Would you ever... 380 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,443 So, is this a test? 'Cause I'm... I'm... 381 00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:46,180 I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fail it. 382 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,781 Why, would you? 383 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,082 Mm... 384 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,352 [chuckles] 385 00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,190 I suppose I always just thought that it was something 386 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:59,393 -that older couples did... -Mm. 387 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,262 ...once they got bored of each other. 388 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,296 Right, right, so not for us, then. 389 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,567 [chuckles] Hey. 390 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,268 [laughter] 391 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,171 [sighs] 392 00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:23,416 [exhales deeply] 393 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:24,684 [sighs] 394 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:27,755 [sighs] 395 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:28,756 [inhales sharply] 396 00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,224 You okay? 397 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,825 I'll be okay. I just need to... 398 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,694 [strained voice] sit up for a bit. 399 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,363 [sighs] 400 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,665 [exhales deeply] 401 00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:38,799 [sighs] 402 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,367 It's so quiet here. 403 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,269 -Yeah. No, it's great, isn't it? -Yeah. [sighs] 404 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,707 -[loud clank] -[whispers] Shit. 405 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,542 -[chuckles] -Smooth. 406 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,778 Always graceful. I did ballet for four years. 407 00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:52,646 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did. 408 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,281 -No, you... Seriously? -[laughs] Yeah. 409 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,084 Okay, that's ridiculous. How did I not know that? 410 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,686 Oh, 'cause I'm a woman of hidden depths 411 00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,120 -and endless mystery. -Oh. 412 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,422 So, what else don't I know about you? 413 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,823 Oh, no, actually, I think ballet's... 414 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,191 -[laughs] -[laughs] Just joking again. 415 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,793 [gasps] Oh, my God. 416 00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,595 We forgot to check back in with the kids again last night. 417 00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:10,264 Yeah, well, you know, we were sort of busy. 418 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:14,635 Mm. Yeah, maybe it's... maybe it's a good thing. 419 00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:17,371 Before we know it, we'll be back to being a two-man band again. 420 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,707 Yeah, still feels weird, eh? 421 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,175 Mm. 422 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,309 -I'm gonna come back for coffee. -Okay. 423 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,777 -Oh. -Hey! 424 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,479 -[Paul] Oh! -[Ally] Oh! Hi. 425 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,714 [under breath] Look at us with our holiday friends. 426 00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:27,047 [chuckles] 427 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:37,491 Ha! [laughs] 428 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,627 Hon... 429 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,062 -there is genuinely no point. -[Ally] There is! 430 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,497 There's genuinely no point in playing. 431 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,765 -It's more fun. -[Paul] Thank you very much. 432 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,767 I can't help my amazing strength. 433 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,303 -Can you not? -You got to really whack it, 434 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,071 or the ball won't respect you. 435 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,740 -Is that right? -Yes! [chuckles] 436 00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:54,041 [cellphone rings] 437 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,342 -Oh, it's Luke. -[Ally gasps] Oh! 438 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,043 Hey, mate. Everything all right? 439 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,579 Yeah, of course. Yeah, it's fine. 440 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:03,083 Yeah, just... just be careful. I mean, not too careful. 441 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,719 -Try and hit the speed limit. -Tell him I love him. 442 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:09,422 Yes, I will. And she sends hers, yeah. 443 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,326 All righty, I love you, mate. Speak soon. Bye-bye. 444 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,329 He just wants to take Maya somewhere in the car. 445 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,630 Oh, that's sweet. 446 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,732 Okay, so, nice volley, okay? 447 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,468 -Just a nice, simple... -[grunts] 448 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,038 Fuck me, right? I mean, like, who's over there? 449 00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:25,439 [Ally] Go and get it. [laughs] 450 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,707 Don't drown. 451 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,208 [laughs] 452 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,144 [birds chirping] 453 00:18:36,717 --> 00:18:38,285 Um... 454 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,720 -Can we... -Yeah. 455 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:53,100 So, you know the, um, the course that I applied to 456 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,035 the Manchester one, the long shot? 457 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,570 -Of course. Your dream course. -Yeah. 458 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,540 -Uh-huh. -I, uh, I got a place, and... 459 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:02,810 Lukey. Oh, my God. That's... That's amazing! 460 00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:05,145 [gasps] You star! Wait, why... 461 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,480 Why didn't you tell me this earlier? 462 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,682 Well, I've been thinking about it a lot, 463 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,619 and, you know, I really wanna be there for you and the baby. 464 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:13,354 Nothing's more important. 465 00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:15,322 This course could change everything for you. 466 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:19,226 I don't wanna change things. I wanna be with you. 467 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,595 Yeah, and you will be, just not in the same city. 468 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,197 Oh, you... you really can't turn this down. 469 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,469 -I already have. -You what? 470 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:31,472 I emailed them saying that I'm declining my place. 471 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,207 -Have you gone mad? -Well, I... I... 472 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,808 I did it for us. I did it for all three of us. 473 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,077 I can't believe you've done this. 474 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,346 And I can't believe you're reacting like this. 475 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,715 I don't want you to miss out on an amazing opportunity. 476 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,351 Yeah, and I'm willing to give it up for you and the baby. 477 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,321 Mm, no, don't make it my responsibility, my fault, 478 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,756 if you end up regretting it! 479 00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:50,624 Do you see how bad that would be for me? 480 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,226 -No! I don't! -You don't? 481 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,594 No, I genuinely don't! 482 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,763 -[Ally laughs] -[Paul] Look, I don't wanna keep 483 00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:57,631 banging on about the pan-fried rabbit. 484 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,433 -But... -You bloody loved that rabbit. 485 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:03,037 I just wanna know how do they make food taste like that? 486 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,171 Magic and loads of salt and butter. 487 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,606 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 488 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,074 It's been a really good day, hasn't it? 489 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:08,742 -Yeah. -No screaming children 490 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,611 in the adults' pool earlier. That was all down to you, Paul. 491 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,346 -Well... -You badass. 492 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,081 Well, I'm just a concerned citizen doing my little bit. 493 00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:15,182 -Yeah. -You know, I don't... 494 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,484 I don't seek recognition for that. 495 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,754 Maybe a small, simple gold statue of myself 496 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,489 over by the towels, but nothing more, honestly. 497 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,359 -Nothing more. -It was a lot more peaceful. 498 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,161 [Kirsty[ Oh, parents can't expect their kids 499 00:20:27,194 --> 00:20:28,495 to have the run of the whole hotel. 500 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,231 -Exactly. -People can be so entitled. 501 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,500 -Yeah. -You know, two arseholes 502 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,568 stole our taxi yesterday when we were coming from the beach. 503 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,136 -[Kirsty] Oh, yeah. -Just took it. 504 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:37,571 We were waiting around for hours. 505 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,307 -Oh, no. -That's just awful. 506 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,575 -[Ally] Yeah. -[sighs] 507 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,144 Does, uh, anyone fancy a nightcap? 508 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,280 Hey, there's karaoke at the bar tonight. 509 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,415 -There was a notice up. -I don't know if I fancy that. 510 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,750 -Uh... -I was thinking a quiet drink. 511 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:52,419 Yeah, w-well, we could... we could go up to ours. 512 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,456 Oh, yeah, we're... we're... we're in the presidential suite. 513 00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:57,091 -[laughs] -Oh, my God. You're in a suite. 514 00:20:57,124 --> 00:20:59,360 -That is epic. What's it like? -It's lovely. 515 00:20:59,393 --> 00:21:00,728 Do you know what? No, it's not lovely. 516 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,696 -It is amazing. -No, it's absolutely ridiculous. 517 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,632 It's way too good for us, but, um, yeah. 518 00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:06,467 You'd be welcome to come up for a drink. 519 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,035 -[Kirsty] Sure. -Yeah. 520 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,436 -[Jameson] Yeah. -[Paul] Yeah? 521 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,304 -Yeah, we'd love to. -Great, well, let's do it. 522 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,172 Yeah. 523 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,575 -Ooh. -Ta-da! 524 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:15,743 [laughter] 525 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:17,745 -Oh! -[laughter] 526 00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:20,347 -Oh, my fucking God. -[Ally] Yeah. 527 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,449 [Jameson] Nice. Very presidential. 528 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,751 Yeah, it's quite something, isn't it? 529 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,819 Would anyone like presidential champagne? 530 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,187 -[Ally] Yes, please. -Oh! 531 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,088 -Yes, please. -[Kirsty] Thank you. 532 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:31,158 -Coming right up. -Wow. 533 00:21:31,191 --> 00:21:34,561 [inhales deeply] Um... do you mind if I use your bathroom? 534 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,096 Oh, yeah, it's just on the next level. 535 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,664 Okay. 536 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:45,438 [footsteps ascend stairs] 537 00:21:46,707 --> 00:21:48,409 Oh, hon, they both go upstairs? 538 00:21:48,442 --> 00:21:50,477 -Yes, weirdly. -Hmm. 539 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,313 Oh, would you get some glasses, hon, please? 540 00:21:52,346 --> 00:21:54,415 -Uh-huh. -Thank you. 541 00:21:54,448 --> 00:21:55,382 [grunts] 542 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,719 -Cheers. -Cheers. 543 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,754 [laughter] 544 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:01,822 [exhales deeply] 545 00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:05,492 [water running] 546 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,460 -[Kirsty laughing] -Are they having a bath? 547 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:11,264 I think we're all gonna have a bath. 548 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:15,336 [Kirsty continues laughing] 549 00:22:15,369 --> 00:22:16,269 [door closes] 550 00:22:21,108 --> 00:22:24,144 [bell tolling] 551 00:22:30,484 --> 00:22:32,285 -[Ally chuckles] -[Paul] Look at it. 552 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,193 How long do we have to wait? 553 00:22:39,226 --> 00:22:40,460 God knows. 554 00:22:41,061 --> 00:22:45,232 Is it faster or slower when it's two people instead of four? 555 00:22:45,265 --> 00:22:47,434 [laughs] I've never had a foursome. 556 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,436 -Have you not? -No. 557 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,572 Well, that's that and the ballet that I know about now. 558 00:22:51,605 --> 00:22:53,440 [laughter] 559 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,576 Oh, I hope they don't steal all our stuff. 560 00:22:55,609 --> 00:22:57,811 I'd rather they stole our stuff 561 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:02,750 than our... foursome virginity. 562 00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:04,752 [chuckles] I can't believe they wanted to fuck us. 563 00:23:04,785 --> 00:23:06,620 -No? -[laughs] 564 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,555 -I can. I'd fuck us. -[laughs] 565 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,457 We're totally fuckable people, babe. 566 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,059 [chuckles] 567 00:23:12,092 --> 00:23:14,361 Oh, I'm having the best time with you. 568 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,596 Yeah, me, too. 569 00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:19,500 I was sad that the family holidays are over, 570 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:22,569 -but this is just lovely. -Yeah, it's lovely. 571 00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:25,539 -To us. -To us. 572 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,440 -[soft clink] -Twang. 573 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,309 [both chuckle] 574 00:23:30,644 --> 00:23:32,012 Mm. 575 00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:34,748 -[clicks teeth and sighs] -Ah. 576 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,217 Oh, what's the time? I left my phone in the room 577 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,219 -with the sexers. -[sighs] 578 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,455 [Paul sniffles] Oh, shit. 579 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,790 -[Ally] What is it? -[Paul] What the fuck? 580 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,329 Do you see how bad that would be for me? 581 00:23:48,362 --> 00:23:50,197 -No, I don't! -You don't? 582 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:52,700 -No, I genuinely don't. -[scoffs] 583 00:23:52,733 --> 00:23:54,100 [Maya exhales deeply] 584 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,570 [birds chirping] 585 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,639 [gasps] 586 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:03,777 Luke? 587 00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:06,246 Are you okay? 588 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:11,685 [gasps] I think my waters have broken. 589 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,492 -Do something, Luke. -Is it, um... 590 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,728 [Maya gasps] Call Mum. 591 00:24:20,761 --> 00:24:22,229 You sure it isn't a really big wee? 592 00:24:22,262 --> 00:24:23,364 -It's not a wee. -Because sometimes the baby 593 00:24:23,397 --> 00:24:25,099 can push on the bladder, 594 00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:27,167 -and it looks like-- -It isn't a wee, Luke! 595 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,270 -[groans] -Oh, my God! Um... 596 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:31,338 -I think the baby's coming. -We've still got five weeks! 597 00:24:31,371 --> 00:24:33,173 -[exhales deeply] Call Mum. -Mum's in Malta. 598 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:35,309 -My mum! -Oh, um... 599 00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:37,211 I'll run and get the car. I'll be 10 minutes, tops, okay? 600 00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:39,280 -You come and sit back down. -No, no, Luke, I-I need my mum. 601 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,147 Can you just call her? Please, now.