1 00:00:10,788 --> 00:00:12,625 [laughter] 2 00:00:12,692 --> 00:00:15,665 [pop music playing] 3 00:00:15,665 --> 00:00:15,698 [pop music playing] [indistinct conversations] 4 00:00:15,698 --> 00:00:18,738 [indistinct conversations] 5 00:00:18,805 --> 00:00:21,710 [music continues] 6 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:24,816 [indistinct conversations, laughter continue] 7 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:28,791 [music continues] 8 00:00:28,824 --> 00:00:31,095 [sobbing] 9 00:00:31,329 --> 00:00:32,732 [Paul] It's okay. 10 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:32,766 [Paul] It's okay. It's all right. Just let it out. 11 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:34,101 It's all right. Just let it out. 12 00:00:35,003 --> 00:00:36,239 -[Luke sobs] -[Paul] Okay. 13 00:00:44,723 --> 00:00:46,125 -Hey. -[Paul] Hi. You all right? 14 00:00:46,192 --> 00:00:48,163 -[Luke] Yeah. -I ordered you, uh, 15 00:00:48,229 --> 00:00:49,298 an espresso and a croissant. Is that okay? 16 00:00:49,465 --> 00:00:51,169 Oh, yeah, thanks. I'll need that. 17 00:00:51,235 --> 00:00:52,706 We had a killer night with Jay last night. 18 00:00:52,805 --> 00:00:55,377 -He's just not sleeping at all. -Hmm. 19 00:00:55,477 --> 00:00:56,914 And then he was sick in his fucking car seat 20 00:00:56,981 --> 00:00:59,051 on the way back from shopping, and it went all down the side. 21 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,489 Yeah. No, I can... I can imagine, you know? 22 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,594 -[scoffs] Sorry. -Look, I know you're meant 23 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:05,632 to be heading back to Manchester tomorrow, 24 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:08,269 but I just... [inhales deeply] um... 25 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:09,673 I needed to tell you something. 26 00:01:09,706 --> 00:01:12,177 Okay. 27 00:01:12,244 --> 00:01:15,785 If you want to defer your place for two years, 28 00:01:15,852 --> 00:01:17,387 then you can. 29 00:01:18,156 --> 00:01:19,325 What? 30 00:01:19,425 --> 00:01:21,062 An old mate of mine works at your college, 31 00:01:21,329 --> 00:01:24,135 and, yes, there will be a place for you in two years 32 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,339 if you need to drop out now. 33 00:01:26,506 --> 00:01:27,943 -[laughs] -[chuckles] 34 00:01:28,209 --> 00:01:30,414 That's amazing news. Oh, my... Thank you so much. 35 00:01:30,614 --> 00:01:31,683 No, you're welcome. Yeah. 36 00:01:33,119 --> 00:01:34,723 This is a lifesaver. [laughs] 37 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:37,127 -I need to call Maya. -Yeah, go ahead. 38 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:39,666 [sighs] Dad, you are an absolute star. 39 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,771 You are an absolute, fucking star. [laughs] 40 00:01:41,837 --> 00:01:44,241 You dick, Paul. You total fucking bastard. 41 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,011 He was gonna quit completely, Ally, 42 00:01:46,078 --> 00:01:47,516 if they wouldn't let him defer. 43 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,786 But deferring, quitting, it's the same thing. 44 00:01:49,853 --> 00:01:51,823 He'll get a job now, and he'll never go back to studying. 45 00:01:52,124 --> 00:01:54,128 Well, things might be different in two years. 46 00:01:54,395 --> 00:01:58,270 How? He will still be a dad. He'll be a dad to a toddler, 47 00:01:58,403 --> 00:01:59,773 so he'll wanna be away in Manchester 48 00:01:59,773 --> 00:01:59,807 so he'll wanna be away in Manchester even less than he does now. 49 00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:01,108 even less than he does now. 50 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:02,178 No, you don't know that for sure. 51 00:02:02,377 --> 00:02:03,480 -I do know that. -Okay. 52 00:02:03,547 --> 00:02:04,516 Luke has just thrown his future away. 53 00:02:04,683 --> 00:02:05,852 Actually, you know what, Paul? 54 00:02:06,152 --> 00:02:07,221 You have just thrown his future away. 55 00:02:07,287 --> 00:02:08,858 -Oh! Fuck off. -You fuck off. 56 00:02:09,191 --> 00:02:12,298 I did what I thought was best for Luke. 57 00:02:12,364 --> 00:02:13,501 Yeah, and you completely ignored 58 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,869 what I thought was best for Luke. 59 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:17,575 Yes. 60 00:02:17,642 --> 00:02:18,644 Yes. 61 00:02:19,546 --> 00:02:20,648 Jesus Christ. 62 00:02:22,752 --> 00:02:26,292 You unilaterally made a decision that we had not agreed on. 63 00:02:26,359 --> 00:02:27,529 I don't know where this is coming from, right? 64 00:02:27,595 --> 00:02:28,831 -I was in the car with him. -[Ally] Yeah. 65 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,802 You weren't. He was gonna quit college. 66 00:02:30,935 --> 00:02:32,304 I had to make a decision there and then. 67 00:02:32,404 --> 00:02:34,275 A unilateral decision. You could have called me 68 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,012 before you spoke to this Andrew bloke. 69 00:02:36,178 --> 00:02:37,281 Yeah, I could have done, but I-- 70 00:02:37,414 --> 00:02:38,618 But you decided to unilaterally do 71 00:02:38,717 --> 00:02:39,820 -what you wanted to do. -You're overusing 72 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:41,923 -the word "unilateral." -I know I am. 73 00:02:41,990 --> 00:02:43,460 [footsteps descend stairs] 74 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,397 [Ally] Hi. Hi, Grace. Uh, I didn't know... 75 00:02:45,564 --> 00:02:47,268 I had no idea you were here. 76 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:51,042 Yeah, Ava and I have been here most of the morning. [sighs] 77 00:02:51,308 --> 00:02:54,481 Oh, um, I didn't hear a peep out of either you or Ava. 78 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:55,852 [Grace] We've just been reading. 79 00:02:55,951 --> 00:02:58,056 I don't think we've said much to each other 80 00:02:58,322 --> 00:03:01,229 apart from "hi" and "goodbye." [chuckles] It's nice. 81 00:03:01,296 --> 00:03:02,699 That is nice, actually. 82 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:06,072 Anyway, Ava's meeting Holly for lunch, so I'm off. 83 00:03:06,338 --> 00:03:07,441 Aw. 84 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:08,878 -Thank you for having me. -Yeah. Very welcome. 85 00:03:08,944 --> 00:03:10,380 -I've been the perfect hostess. -[cellphone chimes] 86 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:11,717 -[laughter] -See you soon. 87 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:12,985 -[Paul] Cheers. -[Ally] See you, lovely. 88 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:13,019 -[Paul] Cheers. -[Ally] See you, lovely. -Grace, bye now. -[Ally] Bye-bye. 89 00:03:13,019 --> 00:03:14,722 -Grace, bye now. -[Ally] Bye-bye. 90 00:03:16,861 --> 00:03:18,029 [sighs] 91 00:03:18,196 --> 00:03:20,501 [front door opens and closes] 92 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,473 -Got a text from Dad. -Is everything all right? 93 00:03:23,574 --> 00:03:24,543 Yeah, I don't know. His predictive text 94 00:03:24,743 --> 00:03:26,613 is always so fucking mad. 95 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:33,293 Uh, "You mama lost the god on and week need to help a time." 96 00:03:33,528 --> 00:03:35,998 -Yeah, that is nonsense. -Mm. [inhales deeply] 97 00:03:36,065 --> 00:03:37,334 Might be about your mum's health. 98 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,871 -Hmm? What do you mean? -Your dad 99 00:03:38,971 --> 00:03:40,307 popped around when you were in Manchester. 100 00:03:40,373 --> 00:03:42,444 He, um, he was worried about your mum 101 00:03:42,512 --> 00:03:43,915 'cause she didn't know where she was the other day. 102 00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:46,452 -Wh-- Why didn't he tell me? -He didn't want to worry you. 103 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,325 I said that I would tell you if it came up because 104 00:03:49,392 --> 00:03:51,028 we don't tell lies to each other. 105 00:03:53,432 --> 00:03:56,940 Hmm. Uh, I'll go and see what's what. 106 00:03:57,007 --> 00:03:58,510 Send my love. 107 00:04:01,684 --> 00:04:03,988 -[front door closes] -[exhales deeply] 108 00:04:04,254 --> 00:04:06,927 [Holly] Brighton is like all the best parts of London 109 00:04:07,027 --> 00:04:09,198 squashed together, and there's a beach. 110 00:04:09,264 --> 00:04:11,537 Do you think you might go back there to do any more shifts? 111 00:04:11,636 --> 00:04:13,373 Better than that. They reckon there might be 112 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,411 a permanent position for me there very soon. 113 00:04:15,544 --> 00:04:18,651 So, you might move down to Brighton? 114 00:04:18,718 --> 00:04:21,857 It's not that far. Less than an hour on the train. 115 00:04:21,924 --> 00:04:23,259 Should we go now? 116 00:04:23,326 --> 00:04:25,029 Cheeky trip to Brighton? Come on. I'm so bored. 117 00:04:25,096 --> 00:04:26,834 -I wanna do something. -I'm not sure. [chuckles] 118 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,104 Ava, come on. We never do anything these days. 119 00:04:29,271 --> 00:04:31,008 We do. This is doing something. 120 00:04:31,275 --> 00:04:34,949 This is just more sitting about. Let's go to Brighton right now. 121 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:38,891 We can go out tonight and stay in a shitty B&B 122 00:04:38,957 --> 00:04:40,928 like we're nans. [laughs] 123 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:45,336 -Sure. Yeah. Okay. Great. -[laughs] 124 00:04:45,403 --> 00:04:46,806 Finish your chips. You're full. 125 00:04:46,873 --> 00:04:49,044 -I do not want any more chips. -[Holly laughs] 126 00:04:49,311 --> 00:04:54,288 "You mama lost the god on and week need to help a time." 127 00:04:54,421 --> 00:04:56,292 -Is that what I wrote? -Yes. 128 00:04:56,693 --> 00:04:58,096 I put it through an Enigma machine, 129 00:04:58,163 --> 00:05:00,433 but it blew up and metal springs went everywhere. [sighs] 130 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:03,574 -[folds glasses] -What I meant to say was, 131 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,114 "Your mum had left the gas on, and we need to talk." 132 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,586 Left the gas on? For how long? 133 00:05:09,719 --> 00:05:12,859 -Five hours. -Christ. [inhales deeply] 134 00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:15,330 I knew she'd been getting a bit forgetful, but... 135 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:16,867 Like I said to Ally, 136 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,840 I think she's gone the same way me mum did. 137 00:05:20,073 --> 00:05:21,643 [clicks teeth] Okay. 138 00:05:22,477 --> 00:05:25,250 Do we need to take her and get a diagnosis or... 139 00:05:25,416 --> 00:05:27,421 No, she won't see any doctors. 140 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,993 She doesn't want it confirmed. 141 00:05:29,993 --> 00:05:31,630 She's terrified, Paul. 142 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:35,103 [clicks teeth] So, uh, what can I do to help? 143 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:37,575 -What do you both need? -I'm gonna care for her. 144 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,278 Do all the cookin' and the cleanin' 145 00:05:39,444 --> 00:05:41,082 and the washin' and all that. 146 00:05:41,115 --> 00:05:44,856 Dad, that's lovely, but you can't do any of those things. 147 00:05:44,956 --> 00:05:47,528 You've never cooked anything except toast 148 00:05:47,728 --> 00:05:49,031 in your entire life. 149 00:05:49,364 --> 00:05:51,135 Well, I thought you could teach us. 150 00:05:51,135 --> 00:05:53,206 You're a great cook. 151 00:05:53,273 --> 00:05:57,682 I'd have to start from scratch, though. The absolute basics. 152 00:05:57,748 --> 00:06:00,888 Yeah. Yeah, let's try that. 153 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,135 -You've never chopped an onion? -No. 154 00:06:09,739 --> 00:06:12,745 What did you eat when Mum was in the hospital 155 00:06:12,845 --> 00:06:15,049 -giving birth to me? -[inhales deeply] 156 00:06:15,049 --> 00:06:15,083 -giving birth to me? -[inhales deeply] Chips from the fish shop. Toast. 157 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,389 Chips from the fish shop. Toast. 158 00:06:18,456 --> 00:06:20,628 Cheese roll at the pub. 159 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,200 Battered saveloy from the fish shop. 160 00:06:23,767 --> 00:06:25,738 Lots of cream crackers and butter. 161 00:06:25,904 --> 00:06:27,875 Mince and potatoes at the pub. 162 00:06:28,944 --> 00:06:30,981 That does sound brilliant, actually. 163 00:06:31,081 --> 00:06:32,686 Well, uh, look, here... here's an onion. 164 00:06:32,752 --> 00:06:34,857 Everything starts with an onion. 165 00:06:34,923 --> 00:06:36,827 Everything? Not literally everything. 166 00:06:36,893 --> 00:06:38,296 No, the First World War didn't start with an onion. 167 00:06:38,363 --> 00:06:39,699 That was more complicated, 168 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:42,271 but lots and lots of meals start with an onion. 169 00:06:42,337 --> 00:06:43,406 So, what do I do with it? 170 00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:44,943 And don't say, "Shove it up your arse." 171 00:06:45,009 --> 00:06:48,750 [laughs] Well, if... if that option's off the table, 172 00:06:48,817 --> 00:06:52,859 then, uh, you want to start by just slicing the top off. 173 00:06:52,925 --> 00:06:54,495 Which is the top? The hairy bit? 174 00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:55,831 Ah, no, the other end. 175 00:06:55,931 --> 00:06:57,969 The... The hairy bit's the root. So, if you... 176 00:07:00,139 --> 00:07:02,879 -Ooh, not that much. [laughs] -[knife clatters] 177 00:07:03,012 --> 00:07:04,983 -Sorry. -That's okay. It's all right. 178 00:07:04,983 --> 00:07:07,588 Uh... uh... so if... 179 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,525 Yeah. Turn it round, and, um, we're gonna 180 00:07:09,692 --> 00:07:10,961 cut the, uh, the root off. 181 00:07:11,028 --> 00:07:12,430 -[Jim] The hairy bit? -[Paul] The hairy bit, yeah. 182 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:13,767 Yeah, but, um, you know, try... 183 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,504 try and cut off as little as possible. 184 00:07:16,806 --> 00:07:19,478 Well, that's not enough, Dad. [chuckles] That's... 185 00:07:19,679 --> 00:07:20,915 Yeah, bit more in. 186 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,250 That's far too fucking much, isn't it? 187 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:25,457 -Sorry. Sorry, Paul. -It's all right. It's all right. 188 00:07:25,524 --> 00:07:27,562 Tr--Try taking the skin off 189 00:07:27,695 --> 00:07:28,830 Yeah, so you can use your fingers. 190 00:07:28,964 --> 00:07:30,467 You know, you can use your finger. 191 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:32,204 Put the knife down. Yeah, brilliant. 192 00:07:32,237 --> 00:07:35,010 [Paul] Just the outer layer. That's quite a lot of layers. 193 00:07:35,109 --> 00:07:37,047 -Sorry, sorry. -Fucking hell. [laughs] 194 00:07:37,113 --> 00:07:38,717 -What's happening? -Oh, my. Oh. 195 00:07:38,884 --> 00:07:40,621 Paul's teaching us how to cook. 196 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:43,760 What made you think that was a good idea? 197 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:47,167 Christ Almighty. You'll cock it up, Jim. 198 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,906 Paul will shout at you. You'll tell him to eff off. 199 00:07:49,939 --> 00:07:54,315 There's knives lying about. One of you will commit murder. 200 00:07:54,582 --> 00:07:57,420 If you want to learn to cook, Jim, Ava will teach you. 201 00:07:57,487 --> 00:07:59,391 So, do I just chop up what's left? 202 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:02,765 -No, step away from the onion. -[knife clatters] 203 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,689 y to see you, Paul.-Yeah, you too, Mum. 204 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:20,167 Dad mentioned that, uh... things, uh, that... 205 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,939 that it's been a bit difficult at the minute. 206 00:08:23,039 --> 00:08:26,846 Well, I'm going doolally, Paul, like Jim's mum did. 207 00:08:26,913 --> 00:08:29,752 Round the bend and up the pictures. 208 00:08:29,952 --> 00:08:30,954 I'm tending to stay 209 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:32,758 -around here these days. -Mm-hmm. 210 00:08:32,825 --> 00:08:36,934 I can get a bit discombobulated if I go out. 211 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,870 Okay. 212 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:42,678 But you... you... you still seem like you, though. 213 00:08:42,812 --> 00:08:45,416 -Yeah, most of the time I am. -Mm. 214 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,221 Then sometimes... 215 00:08:47,287 --> 00:08:49,458 like yesterday, 216 00:08:49,526 --> 00:08:53,166 Jim told me I kept looking for the dog, for Biddy. 217 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:54,702 Yeah, I was upset that 218 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,405 -I couldn't find her anywhere. -Mm. 219 00:08:56,472 --> 00:08:58,711 I suppose I must have thought she needed feeding 220 00:08:58,777 --> 00:09:01,082 or... or taking for a walk. 221 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:05,825 You do know that Biddy died in, like, 1981, right? [laughs] 222 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:07,895 -No, I know, love. -Whew! [chuckles] 223 00:09:08,095 --> 00:09:10,066 -Yeah, I do know. -Yeah. 224 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:12,938 But also... 225 00:09:13,774 --> 00:09:17,213 sometimes, I... I just don't. 226 00:09:19,418 --> 00:09:21,322 I love you, Mum. Always love you. 227 00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:24,194 I love you, too, sweetheart. 228 00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:26,633 [laughs] 229 00:09:28,971 --> 00:09:31,175 [Sunil] It's just a small one-bed place. 230 00:09:31,242 --> 00:09:34,181 Yeah, but it's in a sweet little street in Streatham Hill. 231 00:09:34,248 --> 00:09:35,350 Lots of window boxes 232 00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:36,753 and Neighbourhood Watch stickers. [chuckles] 233 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:38,323 -I think it'd be really good... -Yeah. 234 00:09:38,355 --> 00:09:40,794 ...for Luke and Maya to have their own place, wouldn't it? 235 00:09:40,861 --> 00:09:42,064 -They need privacy and space. -[Paul] Mm-hmm. 236 00:09:42,163 --> 00:09:44,736 The rent won't be cheap, though. We can contribute. 237 00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:46,773 -[Meena chuckles] -There's no need, really. 238 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,376 You're paying for Jay's naming party. 239 00:09:48,443 --> 00:09:50,681 Yeah, but that's hardly comparable. [laughs] 240 00:09:50,748 --> 00:09:53,153 You're welcome to contribute, Ally, but we're more than happy 241 00:09:53,285 --> 00:09:54,622 to cover it all ourselves, aren't we? 242 00:09:54,889 --> 00:09:57,529 Wow, thank you. Yeah, that'd be... that'd be amazing. 243 00:09:57,795 --> 00:10:00,902 The landlord's a mate, so it's only hugely expensive 244 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,403 rather than hideously. 245 00:10:02,638 --> 00:10:03,974 [laughter] 246 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:07,581 Luke was telling me that he's joined an agency 247 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,051 for catering shifts. 248 00:10:09,117 --> 00:10:12,023 -Catering? -You know, waiting tables, 249 00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:13,292 kitchen portering, that sort of stuff. 250 00:10:13,627 --> 00:10:15,564 Yeah, no, I... I know... I know what it is. 251 00:10:15,631 --> 00:10:18,002 He just... He didn't mention that. 252 00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:20,273 -Well, it's flexible. -Yeah. 253 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:22,745 Ideally, he can do shifts that fit in with the baby 254 00:10:22,812 --> 00:10:24,281 and Maya's studying. 255 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:26,953 Right, because he's not doing any studying himself. 256 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:28,222 Mm. 257 00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:32,264 Has everybody had enough to eat? 258 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:33,734 -It was great. Thank you, Meena. -I'm fine, thanks. 259 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,704 -Okay. -Mm. 260 00:10:35,771 --> 00:10:37,140 -[Sunil clears throat] -Brilliant. 261 00:10:39,946 --> 00:10:41,583 Of course we should pay towards the rent. 262 00:10:41,783 --> 00:10:43,019 They said they'd cover it. 263 00:10:43,118 --> 00:10:44,254 That's 'cause they're polite people. 264 00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:46,258 I'm worried about our money, Ally. 265 00:10:46,325 --> 00:10:48,864 Dad's not gonna be able to look after Mum much longer. 266 00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,568 So, that means we're gonna have to pay for carers 267 00:10:50,634 --> 00:10:52,204 and possibly a nursing home. 268 00:10:52,271 --> 00:10:54,742 That's, what, 70 grand a year, minimum? It's mad money. 269 00:10:54,809 --> 00:10:56,245 Yeah, we're not there yet, are we? 270 00:10:56,378 --> 00:10:58,517 Plus, Luke and Maya are gonna need to be subbed, 271 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,988 apart from the rent. That's energy bills, phone, 272 00:11:01,088 --> 00:11:03,425 Council Tax, then Ava's gonna go off to uni. 273 00:11:03,492 --> 00:11:06,498 -Never thought of you as mean. -The fuck? 274 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,271 [Paul] Uh, I just don't want us to have to work till we're 75. 275 00:11:09,338 --> 00:11:11,910 I... I would like to stop working at some point. 276 00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:13,446 You enjoy your job. 277 00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:14,982 Yeah, I enjoy Taramasalata, hon, 278 00:11:15,082 --> 00:11:16,986 but I don't want to be compelled to eat it until I die. 279 00:11:17,086 --> 00:11:18,456 Well, if you don't want to pay towards the rent, 280 00:11:18,524 --> 00:11:19,893 then that's fine, but I will. 281 00:11:19,992 --> 00:11:21,996 Oh, smooth. Yeah, so I look like the cunt. 282 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,869 Fab. Thanks, man. 283 00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:28,943 -[Ava] Oh, hi. -Hey. 284 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:29,979 I was just going to see Granddad, 285 00:11:30,146 --> 00:11:31,616 give him his first cookery lesson. 286 00:11:31,683 --> 00:11:33,152 -Ah. Well, have fun. -Thank you. 287 00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:39,932 -Is everything all right? -No, not really. [exhales] 288 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,538 -I'm sorry. -Oh... 289 00:11:42,605 --> 00:11:44,141 So, I forgot to got to ask. How was Brighton? 290 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,245 Yeah. Great. 291 00:11:46,311 --> 00:11:48,382 I haven't been there for ages. Had you planned to go or... 292 00:11:48,717 --> 00:11:51,088 No, no, it was totally spontaneous. 293 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,025 Holly said, "Let's go," and we went. 294 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,700 Oh, she really knows how to sweep someone off their feet. 295 00:11:56,767 --> 00:12:00,239 It looks like she's going to move down to Brighton for good. 296 00:12:00,373 --> 00:12:02,878 Oh. Wow. How do you feel about that? 297 00:12:02,945 --> 00:12:04,582 I don't know. 298 00:12:04,749 --> 00:12:06,051 Well, if you really love each other, 299 00:12:06,118 --> 00:12:08,624 -then you'll make it work. -Yeah. 300 00:12:09,224 --> 00:12:12,096 Mum, who was the first person you ever said "I love you" to? 301 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,570 Steve Watts. We were 15 and a half. 302 00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:19,579 -Did you mean it? -No. I mean, in that moment, 303 00:12:19,646 --> 00:12:21,181 yes, yes, I did. 304 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:26,491 Well, it's the most powerful thing you can ever say, I think. 305 00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:27,762 Mm. 306 00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:29,431 I want to really mean it when I say it. 307 00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:30,968 And you will, sweetheart. 308 00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:34,140 And you'll know when it feels right to say it, too. 309 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,615 -Yeah, I will. -[Ally] Mm. 310 00:12:37,682 --> 00:12:38,616 Thanks, Mum. 311 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:39,952 [chuckles] 312 00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,122 -I love you. -I love you. 313 00:12:41,189 --> 00:12:42,290 -[chuckles] -See ya later. 314 00:12:42,323 --> 00:12:43,359 See ya. 315 00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,022 Time for your lesson, Granddad. 316 00:12:58,188 --> 00:13:00,928 -Right you are. -Good luck. 317 00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:03,867 -Thanks. -I meant Ava. 318 00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:08,342 [Jim] This is like I've learned a magic trick. 319 00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:10,848 I've baked a spud and made an omelet. [laughs] 320 00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:12,551 [Ava] You and Granny should share it. 321 00:13:15,222 --> 00:13:16,258 [Ava] Granny? 322 00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:19,030 Granny? 323 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,468 She's not here. 324 00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:26,580 No one's seen her. She hasn't been in the lounge all day. 325 00:13:26,646 --> 00:13:29,084 She hasn't been outside of here on her own for weeks 326 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:32,190 because it worries her. She can forget where she is. 327 00:13:32,357 --> 00:13:33,526 How long since you last saw her? 328 00:13:33,526 --> 00:13:33,560 How long since you last saw her? How long did that potato take? 329 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,531 How long did that potato take? 330 00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:36,799 80 minutes. 331 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,505 -Hey, any news? -No, she's not here. 332 00:13:39,572 --> 00:13:42,177 Right. Dad, any idea where she might have gone? 333 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,114 Anything she said that might give a clue? 334 00:13:44,247 --> 00:13:46,418 She has been talking a lot recently 335 00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:48,255 about our old dog Biddy. 336 00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:50,560 Should we go and have look up where we scattered the ashes? 337 00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:52,631 -Yeah. Okay. Thank you. -You're welcome. 338 00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:56,973 [Jim] She loved that dog. 339 00:13:57,106 --> 00:13:59,445 -Yeah, me, too. -Can't see Granny. 340 00:13:59,512 --> 00:14:02,017 [Jim] This was the spot where we scattered Biddy. 341 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,754 -[Paul] Yeah. -[Jim] She loved to swim. 342 00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:05,223 Your mum got very upset 343 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,695 because some ducks tried to eat the ashes. 344 00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:10,099 [cellphone ringing] 345 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,135 It's... It's Alison. 346 00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:13,907 Hey, Alison. Any news? 347 00:14:16,311 --> 00:14:17,480 Oh, brilliant. 348 00:14:18,883 --> 00:14:21,188 [sighs] Fantastic. Thank you so much. 349 00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:23,092 -She's back at home. -Thank God. 350 00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:25,997 Yeah, we're headed back now. See you soon. 351 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:31,275 I only popped up the supermarket for a few odds and sods. 352 00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,078 Yeah, we were worried, Mum. 353 00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:35,584 I'm not completely barmy yet, Paul. 354 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:35,617 I'm not completely barmy yet, Paul. I have still got some marbles, 355 00:14:35,617 --> 00:14:37,621 I have still got some marbles, 356 00:14:37,688 --> 00:14:40,861 and I can still go out and about if I fancy it. 357 00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:43,132 I need some independence, 358 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:46,506 and you all need to calm down a bit. 359 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,528 Maybe we did overreact a bit, but it's difficult. 360 00:14:57,594 --> 00:14:58,830 It absolutely fucking is, 361 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,934 'cause she's been out and got confused before now. 362 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,540 She said so herself, so it's reasonable to be worried. 363 00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:07,915 Hang on, is that an omelet? 364 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,353 -And I did a baked spud. Look. -[Paul chuckles] 365 00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:12,524 Yes, you did. Good work, Heston. 366 00:15:12,524 --> 00:15:13,560 [Ava chuckles] 367 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,468 [Jay crying] 368 00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:55,009 [sighs] Do... Do we try just leaving him? 369 00:15:55,578 --> 00:15:58,182 You mean controlled crying? No, I... I can't do that. 370 00:15:58,382 --> 00:15:59,619 No, I just... I mean, 371 00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:01,923 maybe we don't immediately go pick him up. 372 00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:04,963 He's six months now, should be sleeping more than this. 373 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,264 Fucking torture. 374 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:09,071 [Jay continues crying in distance] 375 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:10,707 [sighs heavily] 376 00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:10,708 [sighs heavily] [crying continues] 377 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,246 [crying continues] 378 00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:15,015 I can't stand it. [sighs] 379 00:16:17,922 --> 00:16:20,894 [crying continues] 380 00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,798 Fucking hell. 381 00:16:23,031 --> 00:16:25,169 [crying continues] 382 00:16:25,236 --> 00:16:28,510 [pop music playing over speakers] 383 00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:29,679 Top up? 384 00:16:29,746 --> 00:16:33,620 [music continues] 385 00:16:33,686 --> 00:16:35,758 -Hi, Ally. -Oh. 386 00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:37,795 I just wanted you to be the first to know 387 00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:42,036 that Siobhan and I are engaged to be married...to each other. 388 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,873 -Oh! That's amazing news. -[laughs] 389 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,278 Well, how... how... how's she getting on with the twins? 390 00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:47,446 Oh, brilliantly. They love her. 391 00:16:47,514 --> 00:16:49,117 Oh, wow. So, what's her secret? 392 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:51,455 Very early on, she yelled at them a few times 393 00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:53,092 to, "Go on, fucking fuck yourselves 394 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,695 to the top of the fucking Shard." [laughs] 395 00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:54,729 to the top of the fucking Shard." [laughs] And now they're as good as gold. 396 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:56,131 And now they're as good as gold. 397 00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:58,168 [laughs] Wow. Well, she's a natural mother. 398 00:16:58,335 --> 00:16:59,638 -Yeah. -So, when's the wedding? 399 00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:01,642 Uh, soon. Just a registry office. 400 00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:04,447 I did the big wedding thing when Karen and I first got together. 401 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:07,153 Stately home, string quartet, fireworks, ABBA. 402 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,690 So, did ABBA play at your wedding? 403 00:17:08,756 --> 00:17:11,395 No, ABBA tribute. "Bjorn Yesterday." 404 00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:12,932 -[chuckles] -[Darren] Very good. 405 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,604 The Benny one, um, looked like he should be on a register, 406 00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:17,708 -but they sounded great. -That's what matters. [laughs] 407 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,777 [chuckles] 408 00:17:18,844 --> 00:17:22,350 [pop music continues playing] 409 00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:23,686 -One thing... -Hmm. 410 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:27,460 ...about this, you know, whatever it is I've got, 411 00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:32,003 is that it makes your memories of years ago very sharp. 412 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:33,740 -Mm-hmm. -Well, I was just thinking 413 00:17:33,806 --> 00:17:38,448 about a girl I was at primary school with, Angela Barker, 414 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,320 and we used to call her... 415 00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:43,693 ♪♪ Angela Barker, squashed tomater ♪♪ 416 00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:45,530 Why? 417 00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:47,702 I don't know. 418 00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:50,708 I mean, it's not very funny, is it? 419 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,345 And she didn't look like a tomato. 420 00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:55,349 She was a pretty little thing. 421 00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:59,659 That's probably why we called her names--jealous. 422 00:18:00,159 --> 00:18:02,296 Her parents were Methodists. 423 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,236 Right. [chuckles] 424 00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:07,140 I'm rambling. [laughs] 425 00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:08,375 Well, you've always done that, Mum. 426 00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:10,346 There's no change there, eh? [chuckles] 427 00:18:12,016 --> 00:18:15,456 -How's Dad's cooking coming on? -Oh, very good. Yeah, he made 428 00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:17,026 a lovely roast chicken breast yesterday... 429 00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:18,563 -Mm. -...with oven chips 430 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,700 and broccoli. Mm, beautiful. 431 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,207 Hang on. Sorry. [chuckles] Dad cooks broccoli? 432 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,811 I know. [laughs] 433 00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:27,848 It's a bit like saying Dad does modern dance. 434 00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:31,088 [laughs] Fuckin' hell. 435 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:33,994 -Oh. Now, here we go. -[Luke sighs] 436 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:37,000 I've never done that before. I didn't think it would work. 437 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:38,803 Uh, so... 438 00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:43,947 Uh, so we thought about having a... a naming ceremony for Jay, 439 00:18:44,014 --> 00:18:46,351 uh, with speeches and everything. 440 00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:47,754 -Poems and readings. -Yeah. 441 00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,758 -Yeah. -But then we... we thought, 442 00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:52,664 you know, we might be parents, but we're still teenagers, 443 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,568 and we would hate to sit through all that bollocks. 444 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,606 [laughter] 445 00:18:56,739 --> 00:18:58,776 But this is still a naming party, 446 00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:01,716 and the only formal thing we'll ask you to do right now 447 00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:05,691 is to raise a glass... [chuckles] 448 00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:07,427 -Thank you. -[Luke] Okay. 449 00:19:07,561 --> 00:19:10,132 [Maya] And toast to our beautiful baby, 450 00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:12,436 Jay Nikam-Worsley. 451 00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:15,043 [all] Jay Nikam-Worsley. 452 00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:16,412 -[glasses clink] -[guest] Aw. 453 00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:18,115 -[guest #2] Whoo-hoo! -[guest #3 whistles] 454 00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:21,154 [cheering] 455 00:19:21,388 --> 00:19:23,526 [applause] 456 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,774 [Ava] I was, um, watching you and Granny the other day, 457 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,213 just sitting together, not saying anything. 458 00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:37,153 Does that happen more now that Granny's getting ill? 459 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,391 No, no. 460 00:19:39,591 --> 00:19:40,894 We've always done it. 461 00:19:41,829 --> 00:19:43,767 That's true love, isn't it? 462 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:47,040 Being in the same room and not needing to say a word. 463 00:19:47,406 --> 00:19:48,877 You don't have to be spouting sonnets 464 00:19:48,976 --> 00:19:51,749 in a gondola in Venice to be romantic. 465 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,521 You can stay in your own front room in Stockwell 466 00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:56,424 with a Daily Mirror and your gob shut. 467 00:19:56,659 --> 00:19:57,861 [both chuckle] 468 00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:57,895 [both chuckle] Shall I go and get the cake? 469 00:19:57,895 --> 00:19:58,996 Shall I go and get the cake? 470 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,604 [cellphone rings] 471 00:20:02,971 --> 00:20:04,975 [Ava] Hi, Holly. How's it going? 472 00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:08,883 [chuckles] Yeah. 473 00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:12,824 Well, I'm... I'm sorry, hon, that things have all 474 00:20:12,891 --> 00:20:15,530 got a bit, uh, drastic between us. 475 00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:18,769 [pop music playing over speakers] 476 00:20:18,836 --> 00:20:22,778 -It's just that I-- -No, look, I get it. I do. 477 00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:25,015 We spent years looking after the kids. 478 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:25,049 We spent years looking after the kids. Now we're looking after our mums, 479 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,451 Now we're looking after our mums, 480 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,890 but we're still looking after our kids, so... 481 00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:30,727 -when is it gonna be our time? -Never. 482 00:20:30,894 --> 00:20:32,263 -No. -It's never our time. 483 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,769 Well, it was our time in our 20s, and no one told us. 484 00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,238 -[chuckles] -I think the government 485 00:20:36,371 --> 00:20:38,108 should hand out a leaflet to everyone 486 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:41,048 as they're turning 24, saying, "This is it, folks. 487 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:44,087 This is the time. You better enjoy it, for Christ's sake." 488 00:20:44,153 --> 00:20:46,157 [Jay wailing in distance] 489 00:20:46,424 --> 00:20:49,231 Wouldn't do those two poor bastards much good, would it? 490 00:20:49,297 --> 00:20:52,136 [wailing] 491 00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:53,372 [Paul] No. 492 00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:56,110 [Jay continues wailing] 493 00:20:56,277 --> 00:20:57,479 Uh, I'm gonna get a bit of food. 494 00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,052 -You all right? -Uh, yeah, fine, thanks. Fine. 495 00:21:01,856 --> 00:21:04,595 Well, this is all very splendid, isn't it? 496 00:21:04,661 --> 00:21:09,103 Mm. Yeah, but everyone's a bit fraught underneath it all. 497 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,940 Oh, you and Paul bickering again? 498 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,276 No, we're not bickering. 499 00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:14,046 We're having a massive fucking row. 500 00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:15,349 [laughs] 501 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,319 -Come on. -Of course, sorry. 502 00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:21,060 Jim and Jackie are having problems with Jackie's health, 503 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:21,094 Jim and Jackie are having problems with Jackie's health, and Luke and Maya seem exhausted, 504 00:21:21,094 --> 00:21:24,500 and Luke and Maya seem exhausted, 505 00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:27,072 and Ava's finding out about love with Holly. 506 00:21:27,072 --> 00:21:27,073 and Ava's finding out about love with Holly. Very complicated lives. 507 00:21:27,073 --> 00:21:30,179 Very complicated lives. 508 00:21:30,312 --> 00:21:32,584 -Whereas you... -[laughter] 509 00:21:32,717 --> 00:21:35,289 I avoid relationships like the plague. 510 00:21:35,355 --> 00:21:37,460 As a result, I am as happy as Larry, 511 00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:39,364 live in a beautiful house, and I'm loaded. 512 00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:41,836 Wow. There is a moral in there somewhere. 513 00:21:41,903 --> 00:21:43,873 [laughs] 514 00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:46,746 -[crying] -Oh, dear. What's the matter? 515 00:21:46,846 --> 00:21:49,484 -[Jim] What is it, little fella? -[Maya] Hey, Jay. 516 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,020 [wailing continues] 517 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:51,054 [wailing continues] Now, I wanted to give you this. 518 00:21:51,054 --> 00:21:54,093 Now, I wanted to give you this. 519 00:21:54,093 --> 00:21:57,601 [wailing continues] 520 00:21:57,701 --> 00:21:59,571 -[Jim] It's a cake. -[wailing continues] 521 00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:02,009 -Aw. -A naming day cake. 522 00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:04,480 Granddad made it. 523 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,786 -Oh, wow. -[Maya] That's amazing. 524 00:22:06,919 --> 00:22:08,690 -Thank you, Jim. Wow. -[chuckles] 525 00:22:08,723 --> 00:22:11,060 Thanks. 526 00:22:11,127 --> 00:22:12,898 -[Jay continues wailing] -[Ava] Sorry. Excuse me. 527 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,037 I just have to go tell someone I love them. 528 00:22:16,104 --> 00:22:18,408 [Jay continues wailing] 529 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:20,680 -[Maya] Hey. Shh, please. -[cake tin clatters] 530 00:22:20,747 --> 00:22:22,718 I'm going to, uh, I'm gonna take him out in his buggy, 531 00:22:22,784 --> 00:22:24,287 -try and get him to sleep. -[Maya] Okay, okay, okay. 532 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:28,128 -[wailing continues] -Come on. 533 00:22:31,502 --> 00:22:33,438 -[Grace] Ava. Hi. -Grace. 534 00:22:33,606 --> 00:22:35,075 [chuckles] I just texted you. 535 00:22:35,142 --> 00:22:36,946 I need to leave now to get to my sister's dinner. 536 00:22:37,781 --> 00:22:39,283 It's been a lovely party. 537 00:22:39,851 --> 00:22:42,791 Okay. I just wanted to, uh, say something before you go. 538 00:22:43,626 --> 00:22:44,661 Um... 539 00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:47,199 I wanted to say I love you. 540 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,270 And I'm sorry to spring it on you in a mad way. 541 00:22:49,504 --> 00:22:52,076 And I don't know if you like girls or boys or both 542 00:22:52,142 --> 00:22:55,382 or neither, but I just need to tell you I love you, 543 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:59,123 and I love being with you, but more than just a friend. 544 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:01,327 I thought I loved Holly, and she thought she might love me, 545 00:23:01,528 --> 00:23:02,664 but I don't think we do, 546 00:23:02,764 --> 00:23:04,668 but it made me realize that I love you. 547 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:05,971 And you don't have to respond to this. 548 00:23:06,037 --> 00:23:08,710 In fact, don't until you've thought about it, 549 00:23:08,809 --> 00:23:12,684 but I love you, and that's it, and thank you. 550 00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:27,981 But you've not got that kind of money, Paul. 551 00:23:28,081 --> 00:23:29,986 Yeah, we'll... we'll find it. Whatever you need. 552 00:23:30,052 --> 00:23:32,390 You know, carers, a home. 553 00:23:32,524 --> 00:23:34,695 You coming to live with us, you know? 554 00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,632 We'll... We'll make it work, right? 555 00:23:36,732 --> 00:23:39,437 -You're not on your own, Dad. -Thanks, son. 556 00:23:39,538 --> 00:23:42,410 Is it me, or is it a bit parky in here? 557 00:23:42,677 --> 00:23:46,519 Well, I'm warmed by booze, so I'm not the one to ask. 558 00:23:46,586 --> 00:23:48,889 I think my cardie's in your car, Paul. 559 00:23:48,990 --> 00:23:50,426 You couldn't fetch it for me, could you? 560 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,330 -Yeah. Yeah, of course. -Thanks. 561 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,506 You know, I might try baking bread now I've done a cake. 562 00:23:56,672 --> 00:23:58,710 Oh, well, the world's your oyster. 563 00:23:58,876 --> 00:24:01,447 Might do oysters as well, fuck it. 564 00:24:01,515 --> 00:24:03,586 Maybe you should sit down. 565 00:24:06,892 --> 00:24:08,295 That's it. Come on. 566 00:24:08,863 --> 00:24:10,833 [Jackie] We can look after each other. [chuckles] 567 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,804 -Come on. Shh, shh, shh, shh. -[wailing] 568 00:24:12,871 --> 00:24:15,476 Stop it now. Come on. Let's stop crying now. 569 00:24:15,977 --> 00:24:18,683 -Just go to sleep. -[continues wailing] 570 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:22,390 Yeah. Just please go to sleep, Jay. 571 00:24:22,557 --> 00:24:23,826 [Jay continues wailing] 572 00:24:23,993 --> 00:24:26,464 Just go to fucking sleep, Jay! 573 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,170 -[Jay crying] -[panting] 574 00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:33,612 [Jay continues crying] 575 00:24:45,704 --> 00:24:48,041 How could I shout at him like that? 576 00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:49,544 Easily, mate. 577 00:24:50,145 --> 00:24:51,214 Easily. 578 00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:54,220 They drive you to the edge of sanity 579 00:24:54,521 --> 00:24:56,825 and then push you off the fucking cliff. 580 00:24:57,927 --> 00:24:58,963 [babbling] 581 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,537 You don't even know you have that rage inside you, 582 00:25:02,637 --> 00:25:03,973 -and then suddenly... -[punches palm] 583 00:25:04,006 --> 00:25:05,510 ...wallop. 584 00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,682 -Please don't tell Maya. -No, I'm not going to. 585 00:25:13,091 --> 00:25:14,561 I think you need a break, mate... 586 00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:16,599 ...to recharge 587 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,205 and, you know, recalibrate. 588 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:26,585 Why don't me and Mum take Jay for a couple of days? 589 00:25:26,718 --> 00:25:28,488 -No, it's okay. -You... You still see him 590 00:25:28,656 --> 00:25:30,092 in the days if... if you want to. 591 00:25:30,225 --> 00:25:32,430 But, you know, just a couple of nights 592 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,133 and a couple of evenings to yourselves. 593 00:25:35,102 --> 00:25:36,772 You know, have... have a pizza, 594 00:25:36,972 --> 00:25:38,576 have a lie-in. [scoffs] 595 00:25:41,949 --> 00:25:43,251 -I'll speak to Maya. -Mm-hmm. 596 00:25:45,188 --> 00:25:46,592 Look, mate, I... I... 597 00:25:46,692 --> 00:25:48,228 I really do know that you feel like you're 598 00:25:48,328 --> 00:25:50,032 in the fucking middle of the spin dryer 599 00:25:50,198 --> 00:25:52,203 with everything in the world, 600 00:25:52,269 --> 00:25:57,480 but... I'm telling you, mate, a couple of nights, just rest. 601 00:25:57,647 --> 00:25:59,851 It'll do wonders. Trust me. 602 00:26:01,622 --> 00:26:05,328 Thank you. Really, thanks. Thank you. 603 00:26:05,328 --> 00:26:05,329 Thank you. Really, thanks. Thank you. It's okay. [chuckles] 604 00:26:05,329 --> 00:26:07,466 It's okay. [chuckles] 605 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,838 [Jay cooing] 606 00:26:22,129 --> 00:26:25,168 [Jay crying in distance] 607 00:26:29,110 --> 00:26:30,513 [sighs] 608 00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:34,788 [crying continues] 609 00:26:37,025 --> 00:26:38,294 It's just after 3:00. 610 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:41,802 Whose turn is it to get up? [sighs] 611 00:26:43,171 --> 00:26:44,975 [inhales deeply] I think it's mine. 612 00:26:46,377 --> 00:26:50,185 No, it's... I think it's my turn, isn't... isn't it? 613 00:26:52,123 --> 00:26:54,494 It's fine. You just, uh, go back to sleep. 614 00:26:54,728 --> 00:26:55,797 [sighs] 615 00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:58,435 Well, I'm awake now anyway, so... 616 00:26:58,636 --> 00:27:00,071 So am I. [inhales deeply] 617 00:27:00,138 --> 00:27:03,078 [grunts] 618 00:27:03,111 --> 00:27:04,848 [sighs] 619 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,351 Shall we both go? 620 00:27:06,685 --> 00:27:08,956 -[Jay continues crying] -[chuckles] 621 00:27:10,358 --> 00:27:11,461 [Paul grunts] 622 00:27:11,662 --> 00:27:12,831 [Ally] Coming, Jay. 623 00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:14,701 [Paul sighs] Noisy little fucker. 624 00:27:16,237 --> 00:27:17,272 [Paul sighs]