1 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,519 - You can get up now, Mr. Worsley. - Yeah, okay, thanks. 2 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,800 Nah, actually I don't think I can, sorry. 3 00:00:31,879 --> 00:00:33,560 Fuck me. 4 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,039 Cheers. Just get... And my legs, thank you. 5 00:00:37,119 --> 00:00:38,799 - There you go. - Fuck. 6 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:41,560 - Sorry, but... - It's fine. 7 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,359 I'm suddenly 96. 8 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:46,000 Thank you. 9 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,359 BREEDERS 10 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:55,000 - Can't sleep? - No. 11 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,039 What if my scenario is the worst-case scenario? 12 00:00:58,119 --> 00:01:01,159 - It won't be. - Well, it might be, mightn't it? 13 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,880 Fused vertebrae... can't walk. 14 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,680 Hip replacement. Maybe both hips. 15 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:11,200 - New knees. I don't want new knees. - You'd be like Robocop. 16 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,560 Or the fucking Tin Man when he hasn't been oiled. 17 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,920 Hey, I've been Googling your condition. 18 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,480 Well done. Show me. 19 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:22,359 No, don't show me. No, don't. 20 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,599 Come on, it's okay. 21 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:26,920 Just need to stretch. 22 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,319 There's no fucking cure, I know that much. 23 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,400 Just varying degrees of fuckness, 24 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,519 from "pretty fucked" to... 25 00:01:36,599 --> 00:01:39,280 "totally fucked." That's medical jargon. 26 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:42,680 You've got physiotherapy and your painkillers. 27 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,040 Oh, man. I love my painkillers. 28 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,760 This doesn't have to be as bad as you've decided, it's going to be. 29 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:52,239 - Lie down. - Okay. Just give me half an hour. 30 00:01:53,359 --> 00:01:55,200 I'm like a fucking silverback. 31 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,480 Okay? 32 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:03,439 I've been finding sleep pretty impossible, too. 33 00:02:03,519 --> 00:02:04,680 Right. 34 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:14,319 Useless dickhead patch. Why don't you work? 35 00:02:15,199 --> 00:02:17,759 - Why is everything in fucking German? - Mum? 36 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,599 Ava, can you come back in one minute, please? 37 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,719 Sorry, are you putting on your estrogen patch? 38 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,159 Oh, Christ. Everyone's here. Why don't we get Carl in from next door? 39 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:28,960 - Hi. - Is Dad okay? 40 00:02:29,039 --> 00:02:31,159 I found this letter on the table about a hospital appointment. 41 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:34,240 That's not your letter to read, Ava. You shouldn't be snooping. 42 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,120 - Should we be worried? - No, no. 43 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:41,319 Your dad is gonna be fine, I promise, okay? Okay, come here. Come on. 44 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,400 And you, missy. Come on. 45 00:02:44,479 --> 00:02:47,840 Going to make Dad a "get well soon" card on one of those photo sites. 46 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,639 I think he'll like that. 47 00:02:54,159 --> 00:02:55,360 Ava. 48 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,000 I know I've changed. 49 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,000 - You haven't. - I have. 50 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,759 They even call it "the change." 51 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,479 I felt crazy when I was on my proper meds, and I feel crazier without them. 52 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,879 I am a crazy woman. And I'm a danger to society. 53 00:03:11,159 --> 00:03:15,759 - Sorry, Mum. Must be horrible. - Thank you. Yeah, it is. 54 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,719 - Can I go to my... - Yes, of course, sure. 55 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,000 It's good to chat. 56 00:03:36,879 --> 00:03:38,319 - Hi. - Hi. 57 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,520 Yeah. 58 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,639 - You must be very proud of Ava. - Yeah. We really are, aren't we? 59 00:03:48,719 --> 00:03:52,560 We really are. She's definitely one of our favorite children. 60 00:03:53,479 --> 00:03:55,840 You coming, Jay? We've seen Bella's teacher. 61 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:57,759 No, it's okay. I'll walk back in a bit. 62 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,360 - I'm keeping Luke company. - Okay. 63 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,919 It's nice to hang out. 64 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,400 We haven't just hung out, the two of us, in weeks. 65 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:10,319 Yeah, like weeks and weeks. 66 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,560 - Ruby's just leaving her drama group. - Right. 67 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,319 My dad's not very well. 68 00:04:21,759 --> 00:04:23,600 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah. Thanks. 69 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,680 It's a condition called-- 70 00:04:24,759 --> 00:04:28,360 Ruby is the best actress, sorry, actor, in her drama group. 71 00:04:28,439 --> 00:04:31,920 She always gets the lead roles, but she often likes to take the smaller roles 72 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,639 so she can show her range. 73 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,480 Amazing. 74 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,639 Do you want to come back to mine tomorrow after school for tea? 75 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,240 - I'm taking Ruby out to dinner. - To dinner? 76 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,879 We're 13, Jacob, where do you go for dinner? 77 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:48,759 Actually, there's a sweet little tapas place on Church Street. Ruby loves it. 78 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,959 The star of the show for us are the Padrón peppers. 79 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,600 We are obsessed. 80 00:04:57,879 --> 00:05:00,720 Fewer than 10% of applicants get into St. Margaret's each year, 81 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,000 but I'm pretty certain Ava will be among that percentage. 82 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:06,639 - They'd be lucky to have her. - That's so brilliant. 83 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:11,000 Well, she really is the perfect student, and not just focused and dedicated, 84 00:05:11,079 --> 00:05:13,000 but she always helps her peers when they need it. 85 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,680 - That's Ava. - I'm sorry. 86 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,279 - Are you okay? - Yes, I'm sorry. 87 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,360 Yeah. Please carry on. 88 00:05:19,439 --> 00:05:20,879 You just seem like you're in quite a lot of pain. 89 00:05:20,959 --> 00:05:22,399 No, I've been... 90 00:05:23,439 --> 00:05:26,079 I've been diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis. 91 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,720 Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. 92 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,879 And I've got early menopause, not that it's a competition. But... 93 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:35,560 My mum is going through the menopause as well, and it's awful. She's a mess. 94 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,199 And no one talks about it. 95 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:42,279 Not a lot of people talk about ankylosing spondylitis, either, to be fair. 96 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,639 That's mainly 'cause it's so hard to say. 97 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,360 Holy hell. 98 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,360 So Ms. West is your biggest fan. 99 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,000 I'd hate to have to go to a new school without all my friends. 100 00:05:55,079 --> 00:05:57,360 - Friend. - Thanks. 101 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,240 - Ava. - Thanks. 102 00:05:59,319 --> 00:06:01,040 Sorry. I'm sorry, Luke. 103 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,319 You'll make loads of new friends at St. Margaret's, Ava. 104 00:06:03,399 --> 00:06:05,040 Yeah, and you could still be friends with your old friends. 105 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,160 It's not like we're gonna murder them. 106 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,360 After school, weekends, you'll probably see more of them 107 00:06:09,439 --> 00:06:11,480 than if you're at the same school. 108 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,079 - Fucking hell. - I thought your back wasn't that bad. 109 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:22,000 No, it isn't. It's just seized up, I think, in those plastic chairs. 110 00:06:22,079 --> 00:06:24,000 Can I get off on this corner? 111 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:28,319 - Why? - I need to talk to Susie. Vicar Susie. 112 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,160 Sure, no worries. And do you want me to pick you up in a bit? 113 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,920 It's five minutes away. 114 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,759 Okay. 115 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,480 Hi. 116 00:06:42,399 --> 00:06:44,879 - Hello, there. - You got a minute? 117 00:06:45,319 --> 00:06:47,720 Maybe 30 seconds. Talk fast. 118 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,240 I just feel like being here for a bit. 119 00:06:52,639 --> 00:06:56,480 - You need any volunteers this week? - I don't think so. 120 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:58,639 Thank you, though. 121 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,360 - But you'll be at youth group on Friday? - Yes, definitely. 122 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,959 Honestly, Ava, I can finish up here. 123 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,560 - I don't mind. - No, no, really. 124 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:08,720 Go home and relax. I remember how exhausting school was. 125 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,759 Wasn't that long ago. 126 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,800 Yeah. 127 00:07:14,399 --> 00:07:16,399 Well, I'll leave you alone. 128 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:24,720 Oh, God. 129 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,759 Hi, my name's Ally Grant. Yeah, yeah. 130 00:07:37,839 --> 00:07:39,079 Me again. 131 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,000 I'm just wondering, I know that you said that you would text me 132 00:07:42,079 --> 00:07:45,560 if you got any more estrogen gel in, but just on the off... 133 00:07:45,959 --> 00:07:47,839 Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Right, got it. 134 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:53,519 Sorry, it's just that without it I'm in a lot of distress and discomfort. 135 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:57,680 And my heart is going crazy. And my anxiety is off the scale. 136 00:07:57,759 --> 00:08:01,079 And I've got headaches and joint aches and... 137 00:08:02,439 --> 00:08:05,079 Yes, yeah, yeah, no. Yep, tried the patches. They don't work. 138 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:09,959 They're not for me. So please, please. If you could just call me, whatever the hour. 139 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,680 8:30 to 5, understood. Right. 140 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:17,519 Thank you, I really appreciate your time. Bye. 141 00:08:19,079 --> 00:08:20,079 Cunts. 142 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,519 - Who are cunts? - Everyone. Every cunt. 143 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:24,199 Fair enough. 144 00:08:25,879 --> 00:08:27,319 - Let me help you. - Please. 145 00:08:27,399 --> 00:08:29,079 - I'm sorry. - Okay... 146 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:35,080 - Oh, good. My wife is now my carer. - Do you need the toilet? 147 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:38,879 Don't joke. We might be weeks away from that. 148 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,679 Have you been exercising at all? 149 00:08:40,759 --> 00:08:43,759 I don't really know what I'm supposed to do 150 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,480 till I get the results back from the scan, you know. 151 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:50,279 Don't wanna... move it in the wrong way and make it worse. 152 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:52,559 It's Darren. 153 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:56,159 "Are you free for dinner? Big, big news. The Wilton Bankside, 7:30." 154 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:58,000 "Big news" sounds exciting. 155 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,720 Do you think he's sussed out a way to keep the London office afloat? 156 00:09:00,799 --> 00:09:02,840 Well, if he has, he's done it by accident. 157 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,240 True. 158 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,360 - You all right, Dad? - Yeah, tip-top, mate. 159 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:20,120 - I'm worried about you. - Well, don't. 'Cause I'm not... at all. 160 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,720 - Don't stress about it. - Have you met me? 161 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,600 - It'll get sorted, mate. I promise you. - Okay. 162 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:35,120 Why do I only have one friend, Dad? Is it because I'm stupid? 163 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,799 I mean, Ava, she's good at everything. 164 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:39,200 She's going to get into Oxford... and Heaven. 165 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,000 And she's got like three million friends. 166 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,799 One friend is all you need, and don't call my son stupid. 167 00:09:44,879 --> 00:09:47,000 Jacob's in love with Ruby. In love! 168 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,360 I put everything into that friendship and now it's gone. 169 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,320 It's not gone, Luke. It's just changed. 170 00:09:52,399 --> 00:09:54,000 I have no one to hang out with. 171 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,480 I could tell they really don't want me there tagging along, 172 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:57,919 but Jacob's too nice to say anything. 173 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,639 Well, maybe you need some new friends, Luke. 174 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,519 Do you know what I mean? There are loads of people out there your age, 175 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,720 and many of them aren't as batshit weird as Jacob. 176 00:10:06,799 --> 00:10:10,120 I don't want to lose Jacob. I like that he's weird. And I like Ruby. 177 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:14,159 So invite them round then as a couple and accept them as a couple. 178 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,559 - You make it work, yeah? - Yeah. 179 00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:18,720 Oh, man. 180 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:24,360 Yeah, that can wait. 181 00:10:35,919 --> 00:10:37,960 Hello. You look very... 182 00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:40,519 Just gonna warn you that I get drenched in sweat every 45 minutes, 183 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,960 and it's gross as all fuck. 184 00:10:42,039 --> 00:10:43,360 Copy that. 185 00:10:43,759 --> 00:10:45,639 I've ordered Porn Star martinis. 186 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,840 I don't use pornography myself, it's degrading, 187 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:50,519 but Rom-Com martinis sadly aren't a thing. 188 00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:53,120 Here we are. 189 00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:55,120 Thank you. 190 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,159 Thanks. 191 00:10:58,519 --> 00:11:00,080 - Cheers. - Cheers. 192 00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:05,879 Sandpaper dry. It's perfect. 193 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:13,000 Well, Darren? Come on. What is the big news? 194 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,159 - Come on, tell me. - Okay. 195 00:11:15,639 --> 00:11:18,519 - Come on! What? What? - Well... 196 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,200 Come on, just say it. 197 00:11:20,919 --> 00:11:25,120 So the London office is liable under UK and EU tax laws, 198 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,120 for all of the Berlin office debts. 199 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,759 We don't have any money to pay the staff or our rent. 200 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,879 Wait. Sorry? That's your big news? 201 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,200 Yes. 202 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:43,720 Sorry, I wanted to sweeten the pill with a nice dinner, and you look really angry. 203 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:46,879 I'm wearing fucking silk, Darren. Fuck you. 204 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,840 And it does look terrific. 205 00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:52,480 - No. No. No. - No? 206 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:55,720 I refuse to believe that we are ruined. I absolutely fucking refuse. 207 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,720 I am gonna fix this, okay? Watch me. 208 00:11:57,799 --> 00:11:59,879 - This will be fixed. - Great. 209 00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:02,039 You might need to fire a few people. 210 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,000 I'm not very good at firing people. I want people to like me. 211 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,720 Well, then you need to try a lot fucking harder. 212 00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:09,080 Touché. 213 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,399 Oh, fuck. 214 00:12:14,159 --> 00:12:17,200 See, look at them all, mate. A world of possibilities. 215 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,960 Should I make friends of those lads? 216 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,720 - Yeah, if you want, I'll ask them. Boys-- - No, I was joking. 217 00:12:22,799 --> 00:12:24,519 Don't actually ask them. 218 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,480 What about this lot? They look harmless. 219 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:31,159 They're the Warhammer kids. 220 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,200 They look like child accountants. 221 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:36,200 They've started a band called The Nomads of Chaos. 222 00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:40,440 They actually auditioned for a bass player, but no one showed up. 223 00:12:40,519 --> 00:12:44,080 - Why don't you have a go? - No way. I can't be in a band. 224 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:46,000 I can't even eat a baguette in front of other people. 225 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,519 That's the point, mate. Your hands would be occupied, right? 226 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,720 You get to stand at the back with the drummer, 227 00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:52,919 The back line. Fuckin' effortlessly cool. 228 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,759 - I can't play the bass. - So YouTube it. 229 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,519 There's loads of stuff on there for beginners. 230 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,840 Like with actual proper teachers. 231 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:00,639 I'm not sure. 232 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:04,320 No, because no one's sure about anything except fucking morons. 233 00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:05,600 Listen, mate. 234 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,399 If I can turn up for my appointment, absolutely shitting it, 235 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,120 then you can go and speak to the anarchy gang. 236 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,320 - The Nomads Of Chaos. - Exactly. 237 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,000 Right, come on. In you go. We'll see you later. 238 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,799 - I'll be thinking about you. - I know you will. Thank you. 239 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,600 Okay, so... how are you? 240 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,720 You tell me. 241 00:13:38,799 --> 00:13:41,360 Well, it does look like we found this at a very early stage, 242 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,000 which means it's definitely manageable. 243 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:52,639 Thank Christ for that. Thank you so much. Oh, man, that is such a weight off. 244 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,679 Can I shake your hand? Fuck it. I'm gonna shake your hand. 245 00:13:56,240 --> 00:14:00,519 So, I'm going to write you a prescription for some anti-inflammatories. 246 00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:05,399 Hi, how was it? 247 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,600 It sounds like it's manageable as long as I'm careful. 248 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:12,600 Fantastic. What does that mean? 249 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:16,679 I have to go to the gym regularly and give up smoking. 250 00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:18,679 Okay. Can you stop smoking? 251 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,320 - Yeah, of course I can. - Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah... 252 00:14:21,399 --> 00:14:23,159 It's just that your history of quitting is... 253 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,879 No, but this is different, isn't it? It's medical. 254 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,559 Okay, well, great. Can you go to the gym? 255 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:31,120 Yeah, of course I can. Hon, none of this is a problem. 256 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,879 I've just had my It's a Wonderful Life moment, and I'm bang up for all of it. 257 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,240 How are you? 258 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,440 Usual. 259 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,960 - Well, sorry to hear that. - Thanks. 260 00:14:41,039 --> 00:14:43,679 Okay, listen, I'll see you later, okay? 261 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,200 So... 262 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,159 Okay. Let's have you lying down on the mat, Paul. 263 00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:05,799 So, what I'm gonna ask you to do first, Paul, 264 00:15:05,879 --> 00:15:08,360 is if you could raise your right knee. 265 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:14,120 Great. And then if you could rest your left foot on top of that knee. 266 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,279 Great. 267 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,159 It's gonna be a bit uncomfortable to begin with. 268 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:24,039 Now if you could drop your weight to your right-hand side, 269 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,440 and look to your left. 270 00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:29,399 And go very slowly, and try and keep your back as straight as possible. 271 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,799 Slower than that, Paul? 272 00:15:31,879 --> 00:15:33,480 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. 273 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,399 - Really slowly. - Well, yeah. 274 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,960 Thought I was, but... Yeah. 275 00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:39,159 Slower than that, Paul. Slowly. 276 00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:41,919 - Really slowly. - I mean, that's about my limit. 277 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,519 That's it? All right. Let's swap legs. 278 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,559 And do the same thing. Drop your weight to your left-hand side, 279 00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:48,720 look to your right. 280 00:15:48,799 --> 00:15:51,840 - But again, very slowly. - I will, yeah. 281 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,200 - Slower. - I mean... you... 282 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,000 Yeah, slowly. 283 00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:00,919 Slowly. 284 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,679 That's great. 285 00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:05,919 - How's that feeling, Paul? - Okay, thanks. 286 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,679 Right, let's do another five on each side. And then... 287 00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:12,519 Do you think you'll be able to manage these? 288 00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:16,720 - Yeah. - Yeah? 289 00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:18,240 - Yeah, I do. - Great. 290 00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:24,799 Did you hear that show last night about Stevie Nicks? 291 00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:26,200 Oh, my God, no. What channel? 292 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:28,600 - 6 Music. - Let me make a note. 293 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,200 Are you still readingTrainspotting, Jacob? 294 00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:33,919 No, actually. I just finished The Handmaid's Tale. 295 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,679 Ruby is playing Aunt Lydia in her theater group. 296 00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:38,600 - Meet my agent. Yeah. 297 00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:40,080 - Hey, folks. - Hello, Mr. Worsley. 298 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:42,080 - Hiya, Dad. - Hi Paul. 299 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,799 Should we go? 300 00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:48,799 - I think we're going to bounce, Luke. - Okay, no worries. 301 00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:50,519 - Hey, are you okay? - Are you okay? 302 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,960 -No. -No. 303 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:53,919 Merci. 304 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000 - See you later. - Cheers, folks. 305 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,840 - Bye. - Home safe, please. 306 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:02,000 I don't wanna talk about it. 307 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,559 - How was the gym? - God. I'm never going back. 308 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,240 I've never felt so ashamed and emasculated in my life. 309 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,400 - But you need to exercise-- - No, I know, but I'll do it here, Luke. 310 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,519 I can't go back to the gym again. And that's enough about my back. 311 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,839 I think, mate, I have got you a really good bass online. 312 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,759 It's coming in a few days, and an amp. 313 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,200 - Dad... - No, no. Seriously, mate. 314 00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:23,839 I'm telling you, The Nomads of Chaos. It's where it's at. 315 00:17:24,279 --> 00:17:27,039 See, I even remembered the name. It shows it's catchy. 316 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:28,319 I don't think people say "catchy" anymore. 317 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,880 Yeah, I know. I was being deliberately old-fashioned. 318 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,519 I wasn't, obviously. 319 00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:03,799 You all right, Avs? 320 00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:07,279 Mum, have you asked Suzie to see less of me? 321 00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:09,640 No. Why? 322 00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:11,839 Promise? 323 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:13,799 I haven't. Why? 324 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:19,039 She's been different with me. Not rude, but just different. 325 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,759 And if you have told her to ignore me, then... 326 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:26,519 Well, then that would be dreadful. But I swear, I... I haven't. 327 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,880 - Hello, my girls. - Hi. 328 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,559 - Hey. - I've got homework. 329 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,000 - Okay. Hi, darling. - Hey. 330 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,960 - You all right? - Yeah. 331 00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:44,599 No, actually. No, no. No, I'm not. 332 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,279 This gonna be a menopause chat? 333 00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:51,039 Are you fucking joking me? No one gives a fuck! 334 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:53,519 Ava's teacher was more sympathetic than you lot. 335 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,960 Ally, I'm sorry. I do feel that I've tried to talk to you about this. 336 00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:58,720 Do you really? Do you? 337 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,640 Okay, maybe not. Maybe not. 338 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:07,359 No, when my mum had it, she didn't discuss it, right? 339 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,599 She just got angry for a while and ate lots of KitKats. 340 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,680 Well, women talk about this shit now, I'm afraid. 341 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,880 I didn't think I was an anxious person, you know? But now I am. 342 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,359 I'm permanently terrified. 343 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,480 And I'm exhausted. I'm on my way to osteoporosis. 344 00:19:23,559 --> 00:19:24,920 You're not the only one with knackered joints. 345 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,319 I am so sorry, mate. It's just been one shitshow after-- 346 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,680 Could you not call me "mate," please? I don't like being called "mate." 347 00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:33,000 - I'm your wife, not the fucking plumber. - All right, I... 348 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:35,079 I think I've been calling you that for years, haven't I? 349 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,279 You can stop now 'cause I don't like it anymore. 350 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:43,319 Shit. This was gonna be happening in ten years' time, Paul. 351 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:48,759 I'm still in my forties, for fuck's sake, and Darren bankrupted the business, 352 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,839 and I'm worried about Luke and Ava now. 353 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:56,960 But it's a different kind of worry. Like I might... die from worry. 354 00:19:57,519 --> 00:19:59,519 And then you not living here and then living here again. 355 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,039 - I mean that has not helped anything. - No, no. 356 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:04,519 And basically, I... I hate myself, and I think that Ava hates me, too. 357 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:07,240 Oh, Christ. Ava does not hate you, she's not capable. 358 00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:09,319 Can you not immediately defend her, Paul? 359 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,319 Everyone is capable of everything sometimes 360 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,279 and nothing at other times or even the same time. 361 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,440 - No, right, yes. - Yes. 362 00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:19,039 And just to be heard in this house, 363 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:22,400 I do not want to have to do a menopause monologue, okay? 364 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,519 Because the kids don't have to give a shit, but you do. 365 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:27,960 Absolutely, I know. 366 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,240 - "Menalogue." - I really wanted to say that. 367 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:56,160 - Hey. What are you wearing? - Gym clothes. 368 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,640 No mate, no. 369 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,319 - No, that is not happening. - It is happening. 370 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,720 - I'm coming with you. Covering fire. - "Covering fire." 371 00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:08,440 Okay, fuck it. Give us a hand. Thanks, mate. Cheers. 372 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,119 Yeah... 373 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,039 Nice and slow, Paul. 374 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,799 There you go. Nice and slow. 375 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,319 Christ, this spinach smoothie. 376 00:21:46,519 --> 00:21:50,839 Who actually enjoys that stuff, apart from vegans and fucking Popeye? 377 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,200 I've said I'll audition for the band. 378 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,079 That's great. 379 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,359 I'm going to wear the jacket you bought me. 380 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,920 - Well, the Harrington? - Yeah. So they think I'm cool. 381 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,440 - Well, you are cool, mate. - As if. 382 00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:04,920 Listen, what you think is cool at 13, really isn't that cool. 383 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,240 Promise you. 384 00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:10,039 Hey, this could be your thing, Lukey. The thing you've been waiting for. 385 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,160 - Or I could be terrible. - True. 386 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,640 It'd be good to find out, though. 387 00:22:18,519 --> 00:22:20,680 Do you know, you look like a man at the gym. 388 00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,519 - What do you mean? - Well... 389 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,319 When I was doing my gentle lunges, 390 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,440 I look over at you and you were like a grown man. 391 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,440 Didn't mind it, actually, the gym. 392 00:22:31,319 --> 00:22:34,319 I'm going to need to get ripped now that I'm gonna be in a band. 393 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,799 Well, quite, yeah. 394 00:22:44,839 --> 00:22:47,160 - You can take it. - Nah, it's all right. 395 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,880 Ava. 396 00:23:16,759 --> 00:23:21,359 Just look at it, right? You've got Bruce Foxton, you got Bootsy Collins, 397 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,079 you got McCartney, for Christ's sake. Need I say more? 398 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,640 Oh, man, it's the best instrument. 399 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,400 Then, in about five years, we're gonna have, "And on bass, Luke Worsley!" 400 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,000 No. 401 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,920 Revised and Synchronized by FAST TITLES MEDIA