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They called them orangeries,

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but they didn't just grow oranges.

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They grew pineapples,

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- figs, peaches.
- Nice.

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- I could go on.
- Uh-huh.

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Pomegranates.

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Of course, you see here our
famous champagne and gin bar,

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and the French windows here

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open onto our ornamental lake

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- Wow.
- and gardens, which are perfect

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- for hog roasts...
- Mm-hmm.

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Or vegan equivalent
if that's your thing.

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Is there a vegan
equivalent to a hog roast?

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No, not really.
I'll just get the key to the garden.

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Thanks.

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- It's nice, isn't it?
- Sorry, won't be a minute.

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Darren's in a flap about something.

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- Mm. Can you do that later?
- It's my work.

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Yeah, I know. This is our wedding,

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and you don't seem that
engaged in the process.

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I am. I am engaged in the process.

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- Are you?
- Yeah.

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Fuck me.

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So can you just...
just chill out a little bit?

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No, I'm... I'm chill. I'm Mr. Chablis.

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- You're the unchill one.
- What?

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Do you want to book this fucking venue?

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She doesn't like it.

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I didn't say that.

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You didn't say you liked it, either.

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That is true.

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This is all just lovely.

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It's really lovely.

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I... look, I am keen on this...

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This, you know, getting married.

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- Mm-hmm.
- It's just that work

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is really mad at the moment.

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No, I get it. I... I do.

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I mean, you've done this before.

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- Done what?
- Got married,

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had the church wedding, the swanky
reception, the doves.

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- Peacocks.
- You had peacocks?

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Yeah, and a monkey riding a flamingo.

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Of course we didn't, or doves.

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- Uh-huh.
- Look, why don't we just get

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pissed and sign on the dotted line?

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Because I'd like our wedding
to be a bit less like applying

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for a car loan, while pissed.

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I'll bet that's Darren,

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- isn't it? Yeah.
- It's Darren, sorry.

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- Hello? Hi. Hello.
- Fuck's sake, man.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, that's... okay, fine,

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just yeah, patch them through.

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- Patch them through.
- Transfer the call.

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Hello, Lothar.

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Oh, can you collect Luke
from Bear's house?

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- Bear?
- Yeah, he's a boy in Luke's class.

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- Called Bear?
- Yes.

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Bear, though?

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And Bear's having an eco-friendly party,

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so park round the corner
and say that you walked.

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Mm-hmm.

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Fucking Bear.

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Yeah?

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Hi, hey. I've come to pick up Luke.

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Oh, okay, Luke, right.

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You're his dad?

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- Yeah.
- Okay, thing is, dude,

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there's been a bit of an incident.

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Oh, is he all right?

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He can get a bit overwhelmed at parties.

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He's okay. It's just, uh...

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I don't really know how to put this.

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Luke pulled Bear's hair.

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- He...
- Pulled Bear's hair.

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Oh.

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Bear?

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Yeah, this is Luke's dad.
He's come to say sorry.

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No, I... no, I've actually
just come to pick up Luke.

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- All right, Luke?
- Hey, mate.

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- Can we go now?
- Yeah, one... one second, mate.

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So hi, buddy.
You ready to say sorry to Bear?

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I think I can ask my son that,
thank you, buddy.

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Did you pull Bear's hair?

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- No.
- Right.

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Yeah, see, the thing is,
though, that's not true, is it?

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- No, I did it.
- You did it?

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Okay. It was probably an accident.

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- Right.
- Well, okay, either way, mate,

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I think you should say sorry to Bear

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for pulling Bear's hair.

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- Sorry.
- Okay.

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Is the car parked round the corner?

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No, 'cause we walked.

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- I'll have a word with him.
- Right. Great. I appreciate it.

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I know it must be tough having a kid

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- who does this sort of thing.
- Fuck.

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Did Luke get a party bag?

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He doesn't want a party bag.

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Oi, felon.

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Pulling hair is wrong, mate.

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I mean, all violence is wrong,

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but, you know,
at least punching's a sport.

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- Is it?
- Yes, boxing.

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Boxing's in the Olympics.
Hair pulling isn't.

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- It would be funny if it was.
- It really would be.

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Look, launching a studio in Berlin

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would obviously be fantastisch,

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but I... I just... I can't.

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- They love you out there.
- Ugh.

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And want you to set everything up.

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They know I've only
got schoolboy German,

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a thick schoolboy who
always bunks off German.

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If it wasn't for the... the wedding

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and the kids, then, you know.

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- I understand.
- Yeah.

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What if I offered you a 30K bonus

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- as well as the partnership?
- Darren, fucking hell.

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Seriously, 30,000 pounds in money.

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No. I can't.

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It's just... it's... sorry,
it's the wrong time.

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I get it. I really do,
and I respect your priorities,

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but let me just say one last thing.

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- Is it 40,000?
- No, it's not that.

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50.

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- God.
- You know what?

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Bear's dad is such a
passive-aggressive cockhead.

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- I've seen him. He looks it.
- Mm.

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He called me "dude"
and started going on about

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how Luke pulled Bear's hair.

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- Sorry, Luke did what?
- Pulled Bear's hair.

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Luke would never do anything like that.

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Yeah, I know, I told Daddy Bear that.

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- Good.
- But then Luke admitted

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he'd done it, so...

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Oh. Should I talk to him?

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No, it's all right. I talked to him.

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- I should talk to him.
- Why?

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Is my talking to him not enough?

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You're busy. I've got this.

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Oh, on the subject of busy,
you know that appointment

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I made to see that venue tomorrow?

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No, come on. This one was your choice.

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Yeah, no, exactly,
so I already know I like it.

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I don't need to go. You go.
You could take your mum.

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That's a great idea. It's brilliant.

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Except you know what?

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I'm not marrying my own fucking mum.

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All right. I am sorry.

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I just... I couldn't get
out of this meeting.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Come on.

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- You know what a twat work can be.
- Mm-hmm.

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I know.

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It's not a position I
wanted to put you in.

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I'm like Meryl Streep
in "Sophie's Choice."

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Sophie...

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Hmm? Doesn't matter. It's a film.

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She has to choose between
saving her son or her daughter.

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- Oh, right.
- I mean, she won the Oscar,

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but it was... it was a while ago.
Anyway, what I'm saying

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is how am I supposed to choose
who in my section to fire?

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Make redundant.

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I understand it's unbearable,
but we're spread way too thin,

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and next year's cuts in this sector...

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Will be brutal, I know. I do know.

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How about seeing if Ben
will take redundancy?

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He's got two-year-old twins.

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I mean twins who are two years old,

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not two twins who are a year old.

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I mean, obviously he's got two twins.

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Were Meryl Streep's children twins?

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I don't know.

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- How about letting Rachel go?
- She's just bought a flat.

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- Manish?
- Mum's having chemo.

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Look, I'm sorry, Paul.
I know it's tough,

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but I will need a name
by the end of the week.

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I know.

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Well, okay.

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Who does Meryl choose to save?

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Her son, but they all die in the end.

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Mm. Might stick with "Mamma Mia."

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Well, it's all right, Paul,

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but why do you want to
get married in a shed?

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Hmm? It's a barn.

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Why don't you do it
in a proper building?

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The church hall's only 20 pound an hour.

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Chemical toilet,
that'll reek like buggery

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by the end of the night.

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There's a Glade on the cistern,

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but that's like sticking a
corn plaster on a head wound.

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Why do you want to
get married in a shed?

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Yeah, I just said that.

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Why don't you get married
in a proper building?

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Yeah, I said that too.

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We thought you'd never
get married, didn't we?

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All those girlfriends who
got away because you were...

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- Not needy but...
- No, not needy.

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- Needy?
- We said not needy.

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- Intense.
- Yes, intense.

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Your thing was always when you think

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someone's gonna leave you,
you won't let go.

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Like a ferret down some trousers,

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- jaws clamped to the old fella.
- Yeah.

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Right.

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But here you are getting married,

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- and it's a blessing.
- Oh.

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It's a blessing that
should happen in a place

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with decent heating and an actual floor.

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Your mother's just spending a penny.

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And by spending a penny
I mean spending a pound,

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- if you get my drift.
- Mm-hmm.

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Probably best turn the engine off.

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I meant to tell you Luke
pulled a boy's hair yesterday.

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Why?

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I'm not sure.

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No, I mean why are
you telling me about it?

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Oh...

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well, because he shouldn't be
pulling another kid's hair.

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It's good he stood up
for himself, though.

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- Maybe this boy needed his hair pulled.
- I'm sure he did.

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He seems like a spoiled little shit,
but still.

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Luke doesn't want to be a victim.

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Yeah, he doesn't want
to be a perpetrator either.

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You've gotta be one or the other.

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No, you haven't.

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What sort of nihilistic
bollocks is that?

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God, you were right about
that Glade, Jim.

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God in heaven.

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Thank you for coming in so quickly,

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but, uh, when there's been
a major incident,

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the school does need to act swiftly.

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Oh, my God, is Luke okay?

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There was an unprovoked attack.

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- Is he hurt?
- Luke was the attacker.

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Thank God. That he wasn't hurt.

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Sorry, are you sure it was unprovoked?

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Hang on, was it Bear?
Because they have a history.

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It wasn't Bear. I'm not allowed to say

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which child it was... Data protection.

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So you probably shouldn't
have said it wasn't Bear.

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That's true.

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So how did Luke
attack this mystery child?

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Luke pinched him. Or her.

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- Pinched him?
- Or her. It left a mark.

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- A bruise?
- A red mark.

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The child in question
was very distressed.

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- Well, then.
- Okay, well,

249
00:10:32,004 --> 00:10:33,357
- I'll speak to him.
- Mm-hmm.

250
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,487
Thank you.

251
00:10:34,512 --> 00:10:37,518
As is our policy, Luke will
now be put on a watch list.

252
00:10:38,021 --> 00:10:40,097
- Sor...
- What? Like a terrorist?

253
00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:41,566
It's teacher observation.

254
00:10:41,591 --> 00:10:43,291
Come on, this is...

255
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,492
Imagine it for a pinch.

256
00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:47,572
It's all getting a bit "1984."

257
00:10:47,597 --> 00:10:49,763
We are living in a world
in which nobody is free.

258
00:10:49,788 --> 00:10:51,854
That's from "The Road to Wigan Pier."

259
00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:53,446
Same guy, though, right?

260
00:10:57,705 --> 00:10:59,791
Luke, you can't hurt your friends.

261
00:10:59,816 --> 00:11:01,018
They're not my friends.

262
00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:02,943
Well, you can't hurt anyone, really.

263
00:11:02,968 --> 00:11:04,122
Well, unless they hurt you first.

264
00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:06,080
No, not even then. You tell an adult.

265
00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:08,002
But they don't listen.

266
00:11:08,027 --> 00:11:09,560
Well, we'll listen.

267
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,666
You taught me to stand up for myself.

268
00:11:11,691 --> 00:11:13,971
Of course, and you should.

269
00:11:15,456 --> 00:11:18,846
Everyone runs away from
me in the playground.

270
00:11:22,038 --> 00:11:23,940
Okay, well...

271
00:11:24,345 --> 00:11:25,868
maybe it... maybe it's a game.

272
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,602
It's not. They don't
want to play with me,

273
00:11:28,627 --> 00:11:30,815
so when they ran
away from me this time...

274
00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,268
- Mm-hmm.
- I pinched the slowest one.

275
00:11:33,891 --> 00:11:37,421
- It's not nice to pinch.
- Well, it felt nice,

276
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,056
and it felt nice to pull Bear's hair.

277
00:11:39,081 --> 00:11:41,459
- Well, I get that.
- No, no.

278
00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:44,018
You can't hurt any other
children with your hands.

279
00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:46,564
- Can I hurt them with my feet?
- No. No.

280
00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:49,252
No pinching, no punching,
and no kicking.

281
00:11:49,746 --> 00:11:51,736
- Biting?
- No.

282
00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:53,894
No physical contact at all.

283
00:11:53,919 --> 00:11:57,174
Look, Mummy and Daddy are
gonna sort this out, okay?

284
00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:59,700
We love you so, so much,

285
00:11:59,725 --> 00:12:02,955
and I... I don't want you
to worry about any of it.

286
00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,299
I'm not.

287
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:08,680
Okay.

288
00:12:08,705 --> 00:12:11,698
All right, well, go and...
go and see Granny Leah for a bath.

289
00:12:11,723 --> 00:12:13,289
Good boy.

290
00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:16,080
- My God.
- Hmm.

291
00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:18,118
I can't bear it.

292
00:12:18,143 --> 00:12:20,143
Nobody likes our little boy.

293
00:12:20,168 --> 00:12:21,667
Do you think there's
something wrong with him?

294
00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:23,110
- Like what?
- I don't know,

295
00:12:23,135 --> 00:12:25,192
like he'll become a mass
shooter or something.

296
00:12:25,217 --> 00:12:27,057
I don't think there's
a link between pinching

297
00:12:27,082 --> 00:12:28,639
and shooting, is there?

298
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,574
Lee Harvey Oswald didn't pinch Kennedy

299
00:12:30,599 --> 00:12:32,132
on the arm first, did he?

300
00:12:32,157 --> 00:12:34,088
- Towels?
- Oh, on the towel rack.

301
00:12:34,113 --> 00:12:37,182
- Those are your towels?
- Don't towel shame us, Mum.

302
00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:39,450
We're off to try the
wedding taster menu.

303
00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:41,508
I don't understand why
you want to marry again.

304
00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:42,705
It's not again for me.

305
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:45,756
Get married a second time
for a mortgage or a passport.

306
00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:47,491
First time round was so lovely, Ally.

307
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,236
Yeah, I wasn't there,
if anyone remembers.

308
00:12:49,261 --> 00:12:52,062
The setting, the reception,
the lighting.

309
00:12:52,087 --> 00:12:53,731
The lighting?

310
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:55,733
Oh, Christ,
this is about my photos, isn't it?

311
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:58,225
I looked amazing in them, Ally.
I was 15 years younger.

312
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,213
People asked me if I was your sister,

313
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,994
and only part of that was
because you looked a bit baggy.

314
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,111
Wah-hah. Don't even...

315
00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:09,104
- It's just exhausting.
- I know that.

316
00:13:16,335 --> 00:13:19,300
It's like deconstructed
sushi but cooked.

317
00:13:19,521 --> 00:13:21,675
I mean, it's quite nice, but...

318
00:13:21,977 --> 00:13:24,095
It will be bigger than
this at the wedding.

319
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,998
I mean, terribly, this is
just 'cause it's a taster menu?

320
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,799
I hope so. I thought you're
supposed to starve yourself

321
00:13:27,823 --> 00:13:29,487
before a wedding, not at it.

322
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,503
Excuse me. Is this the actual size

323
00:13:31,528 --> 00:13:33,138
it will be at the wedding,
or is this smaller?

324
00:13:33,162 --> 00:13:34,954
- Actual size.
- This is actual size?

325
00:13:34,979 --> 00:13:36,497
- Yeah.
- It's actual size.

326
00:13:36,522 --> 00:13:38,009
- I heard.
- I... I...

327
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,620
I feel like the lamb felt bigger.

328
00:13:39,645 --> 00:13:41,946
Did you think that?
Did it feel bigger to you?

329
00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:43,648
Because you get more accessories
there, don't you?

330
00:13:43,672 --> 00:13:44,916
The potato, the carrots...

331
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,580
Darren's offered me a 60,000-pound bonus

332
00:13:46,605 --> 00:13:49,190
to take a lead role in
the setting up the Berlin studio.

333
00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:53,657
Fuck my old boots, 60? Six-zero?

334
00:13:53,682 --> 00:13:56,227
I know, but it would mean
being away during the week

335
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,618
for at least a month.

336
00:13:57,643 --> 00:13:58,956
Oh, okay.

337
00:13:59,809 --> 00:14:01,665
Maybe six weeks,

338
00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:04,300
and then three days
a fortnight after that.

339
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:08,112
- How is the salmon?
- It is lovely.

340
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:10,018
Can we try the chicken?

341
00:14:10,191 --> 00:14:11,761
Good times.

342
00:14:12,843 --> 00:14:14,995
So... so... when-when
would you have to go?

343
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:17,048
- Monday.
- Monday?

344
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,605
But that's fucking Monday.

345
00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:20,590
I know, and I've already
told Darren I can't go,

346
00:14:20,615 --> 00:14:22,653
and now Luke's going all
chocolate orange on us.

347
00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:25,279
I'm not exactly gonna leave you
to cope with that on your own.

348
00:14:25,304 --> 00:14:27,066
- You mean "Clockwork Orange."
- What did I say?

349
00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:28,181
Doesn't matter. You...

350
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:29,894
do you want to go to Berlin?

351
00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:31,485
Chicken with a side of dauphinoise

352
00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:34,871
and a pop of leek in bacon sauce.

353
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,567
Actual size.

354
00:14:38,012 --> 00:14:39,870
I'm happy as I am, you know?

355
00:14:39,895 --> 00:14:41,418
I don't want anything to change.

356
00:14:41,851 --> 00:14:44,434
- Okay. So you said no?
- Yeah.

357
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:46,740
Yeah, which is... which is
the right thing. It's all good.

358
00:14:47,193 --> 00:14:48,425
Right.

359
00:14:52,394 --> 00:14:54,518
- It is quite small.
- It's fucking tiny.

360
00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:04,295
- Hey.
- Luke's teacher

361
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,030
sent a note home in
his observation book.

362
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:07,375
Oh, Christ. What's happened now?

363
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,731
He spat at someone.

364
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,469
Right.

365
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,004
Well, that's enough, isn't it?
Spitting is fucking awful.

366
00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:16,663
Uh, yeah, it is, but
we've got to hand it to him.

367
00:15:16,688 --> 00:15:18,142
- He's being clever.
- How?

368
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,845
We said not to touch
anyone with his hands.

369
00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:21,146
He's touching them with his saliva.

370
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,395
Sorry, are you actually being serious?

371
00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:25,195
Yeah.

372
00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:26,650
Ally, it's spitting.

373
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,285
It's not exactly knife crime, is it?

374
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:31,411
It's gross,
and it is completely unacceptable.

375
00:15:31,436 --> 00:15:33,958
Thank God I didn't take that
fucking job. I will deal with...

376
00:15:33,983 --> 00:15:36,650
No, I'll deal with it.
I'll deal with it.

377
00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:38,462
You're right. It's awful.

378
00:15:38,487 --> 00:15:40,043
I'll talk to him.

379
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:41,632
You spat at someone?

380
00:15:41,657 --> 00:15:43,346
You dick, why would you do that?

381
00:15:43,371 --> 00:15:45,659
You said not to touch anyone.

382
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:48,529
Right, is this behavior
because you've picked up

383
00:15:48,554 --> 00:15:50,063
on what's happening with Mummy's work?

384
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,106
What's happening with Mummy's work?

385
00:15:52,644 --> 00:15:54,111
Right.

386
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:58,739
Because if it is about that,
right, we can tell the school

387
00:15:58,764 --> 00:16:01,418
that you're under stress,
and they won't punish you.

388
00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:03,432
They'll just talk to you softly.

389
00:16:03,457 --> 00:16:05,051
Is it because of that?

390
00:16:05,427 --> 00:16:07,725
- Yes, it is.
- Good man.

391
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,283
And if you keep upsetting other kids,

392
00:16:09,308 --> 00:16:11,248
I'm gonna burn all your toys.

393
00:16:28,262 --> 00:16:29,495
You awake?

394
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,719
Decision time.

395
00:16:43,744 --> 00:16:47,680
Well, that new grant-making
trust Helen mentioned,

396
00:16:47,705 --> 00:16:49,808
I think we could get
a taste of that money.

397
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,696
- Mm-hmm.
- And...

398
00:16:51,866 --> 00:16:54,546
- I've already taken a pay freeze.
- Admirable.

399
00:16:54,571 --> 00:16:56,641
So you might not have
to let anyone go...

400
00:16:56,666 --> 00:16:58,766
- Great.
- If you'd be prepared

401
00:16:58,798 --> 00:17:00,716
- to take the same freeze.
- Ben, sack Ben.

402
00:17:00,741 --> 00:17:02,207
- He's fucking useless.
- Really?

403
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:05,457
No. No. I'll take the freeze.

404
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,282
I don't want to put anyone out of a job.

405
00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:09,574
Admirable.

406
00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:19,504
I'm at the top of my bounce,

407
00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:21,763
and I've not even bounced that high.

408
00:17:21,788 --> 00:17:23,021
What?

409
00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:28,977
Unless I change jobs, right,

410
00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:33,652
I'm not gonna get a pay
rise for three years,

411
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,909
and I'm not gonna change jobs

412
00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:36,800
because no fucker is
gonna take me on at my age

413
00:17:36,825 --> 00:17:38,357
and pay me what I'm getting now,

414
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:41,182
so if our financial situation
is going to improve,

415
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:43,637
that needs to be down to
you and what you're doing.

416
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:46,168
You need to go to Berlin.

417
00:17:50,327 --> 00:17:51,871
Well, how would you manage on your own?

418
00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:55,764
I wouldn't, would I?
It'd be a living hell.

419
00:17:55,789 --> 00:17:57,684
But Mum would help out.

420
00:17:58,435 --> 00:17:59,678
And it's not forever, is it?

421
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,989
- Of course not.
- Mm.

422
00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:07,215
You want to do it, don't you?

423
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:16,926
Mm.

424
00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:19,067
And you still want to be my wife?

425
00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:21,266
- Yes.
- Okay, then marry me now,

426
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,800
before you go away, let's just...

427
00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:24,918
sign on the dotted line and get pissed.

428
00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:27,362
Mm.

429
00:18:29,132 --> 00:18:30,865
Did you tell me this in bed so...

430
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:32,584
So I could get some sex out of it.

431
00:18:32,609 --> 00:18:34,770
I'm not fucking stupid.

432
00:18:40,544 --> 00:18:42,854
It won't be for long, I promise.

433
00:18:42,879 --> 00:18:45,390
Are you leaving because I spat at Angel?

434
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,669
Oh, of course not. No, don't be silly.

435
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,426
- Angel? Jesus.
- It is just that...

436
00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:52,431
Well, with more money

437
00:18:52,456 --> 00:18:55,534
we can go on, like,
nicer holidays and things.

438
00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:57,592
- Mm, Disneyland.
- Well.

439
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:59,051
Paris.

440
00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:02,035
I'm gonna miss you both so,

441
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:05,095
so, so much, but we can
speak on the computer,

442
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,279
so you'll see my face every day.

443
00:19:07,304 --> 00:19:09,401
But we won't be able to touch you.

444
00:19:09,426 --> 00:19:11,356
Or smell you.

445
00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:14,231
- Oh.
- Hey, look, look,

446
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:15,854
you'll still have me, right?

447
00:19:15,879 --> 00:19:17,912
I'll be here to look after you.

448
00:19:17,937 --> 00:19:19,176
Just you?

449
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,926
Yes, just me, your father, hi.

450
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:36,223
- We're really doing it.
- We really are.

451
00:19:36,248 --> 00:19:38,044
- And now look at me.
- We're not wedding wankers.

452
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,410
- No, we're just wankers.
- Hey!

453
00:19:40,435 --> 00:19:43,215
- Oh.
- You do it after, Mum.

454
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,388
Actually, you're not allowed
to throw confetti anymore.

455
00:19:45,412 --> 00:19:46,785
Isn't it politically correct?

456
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,021
No, it's not good for the environment.

457
00:19:48,045 --> 00:19:51,348
Apparently fish choke on it, or pigeons.

458
00:19:51,373 --> 00:19:52,724
Right, kids, are you ready to see

459
00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:53,869
Mummy and Daddy get married?

460
00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:56,418
- Can we play on our iPad?
- Nope. Let's go.

461
00:20:04,832 --> 00:20:07,455
- Hi, I'm so, so sorry I'm late.
- Hey.

462
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,931
- That's all right. Hello.
- Hello.

463
00:20:08,956 --> 00:20:10,408
- Hello.
- Oh.

464
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:12,431
- You okay?
- So what we seeing?

465
00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:15,313
We're gonna see that one,
"Open House." It's German.

466
00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:17,283
Oh, sounds really pretentious.

467
00:20:17,308 --> 00:20:20,085
- What's it about?
- I don't know, German things?

468
00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:23,689
Probably the war. I've heard
it was an abyss of anxiety, so.

469
00:20:23,714 --> 00:20:25,924
Well, that sounds like
the perfect first date film.

470
00:20:25,949 --> 00:20:27,470
That's what I thought.

471
00:20:27,495 --> 00:20:29,017
Uh, should we go in?

472
00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:32,831
Well, we could, or we could,
uh, get drunk on cheap wine

473
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,856
in the park and throw
chips at the ducks.

474
00:20:37,479 --> 00:20:40,064
Yeah. Looks like it might
be a bit drizzly again.

475
00:20:40,089 --> 00:20:42,236
Yeah, but this is the moment, Paul.

476
00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:43,708
This is the moment where I found out

477
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:46,478
if you're gonna live up
to that mind-blowing sex

478
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:47,702
that we had at Lacey's party.

479
00:20:47,727 --> 00:20:49,714
- Oy, yoy.
- Or if you're gonna turn out

480
00:20:49,739 --> 00:20:51,260
to be a drizzly wanker.

481
00:20:53,009 --> 00:20:54,338
Well?

482
00:21:05,378 --> 00:21:09,801
See? This proves I'm not leaving you.

483
00:21:09,826 --> 00:21:10,960
Yeah, but you are leaving me.

484
00:21:10,984 --> 00:21:12,504
Sure, I'm literally leaving you,

485
00:21:12,529 --> 00:21:14,762
but I'm not literally leaving you.

486
00:21:14,787 --> 00:21:16,575
- Did I miss it?
- Yeah, you did, yeah.

487
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,077
- Yeah.
- Mind you, second time round,

488
00:21:18,101 --> 00:21:19,200
never as emotional.

489
00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:21,746
- So where are we eating?
- Nanny!

490
00:21:21,849 --> 00:21:22,849
- Ava.
- Hey, Darren,

491
00:21:22,874 --> 00:21:24,475
- I didn't know you were coming.
- Oh, I'm not a guest.

492
00:21:24,499 --> 00:21:26,154
I'm a interloper.

493
00:21:26,179 --> 00:21:27,255
Sods all, I'm afraid,

494
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,991
but the money guys pulled
the meeting forward.

495
00:21:29,015 --> 00:21:30,685
What? What? What are you talking about?

496
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:31,843
To when?

497
00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:33,763
- First thing tomorrow.
- Oh, no, come on.

498
00:21:33,788 --> 00:21:35,053
We should get on the next flight.

499
00:21:35,077 --> 00:21:36,592
I'm so sorry. You must want to kill me.

500
00:21:36,616 --> 00:21:38,279
Yeah, I do, a bit.

501
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:41,451
Paul?

502
00:21:41,476 --> 00:21:43,873
Look, go. It's fine.

503
00:21:43,898 --> 00:21:45,695
But I haven't even got any
of my stuff. I can't.

504
00:21:45,719 --> 00:21:47,529
Oh, Berlin is fantastic for shopping.

505
00:21:47,554 --> 00:21:49,771
You know, all-new wardrobe,
reinvent yourself.

506
00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:51,329
Ditch old Ally.

507
00:21:51,354 --> 00:21:54,380
- Listen, I love you.
- I love you too.

508
00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:58,966
- God. Kids, come over here.
- Hey, come here.

509
00:21:58,991 --> 00:22:01,258
Listen, so Mummy has to go
somewhere, all right?

510
00:22:01,283 --> 00:22:03,669
Eat your veg. Listen to Daddy,
and look after him,

511
00:22:03,694 --> 00:22:05,060
and mind the roads, all right?

512
00:22:05,085 --> 00:22:06,435
I love you.

513
00:22:06,706 --> 00:22:08,560
Are you really sure about this?

514
00:22:08,585 --> 00:22:10,420
Yes, I'm sure. Go.

515
00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:12,755
- Love you.
- I will take care of her.

516
00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:13,869
Not that she's a possession

517
00:22:13,894 --> 00:22:15,138
or that I own her or that you do.

518
00:22:15,162 --> 00:22:17,209
She's free to do as she pleases.

519
00:22:17,234 --> 00:22:18,960
Sorry, this is maybe
a throwaway farewell.

520
00:22:18,985 --> 00:22:21,099
- Happy wedding day.
- Yeah.

521
00:22:21,436 --> 00:22:23,021
Okay, let's go.

522
00:22:24,754 --> 00:22:26,841
Where's your new wife off to?

523
00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:29,365
Oh, she's going on
a honeymoon with her boss.

524
00:22:40,634 --> 00:22:43,404
This is too... Oh, man.

525
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,857
Oh, for f...

526
00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:48,763
- Mummy knows who Jelly is.
- Well, can you describe her?

527
00:22:48,788 --> 00:22:52,349
- She's Jelly.
- Brilliant. Anything else?

528
00:22:52,374 --> 00:22:55,175
A dolly, a teddy bear, an actual jelly?

529
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,162
- Mummy knows.
- Yeah, I know Mummy knows.

530
00:22:57,187 --> 00:23:00,288
I know that, but Mummy's
not here, is she, Ava?

531
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:01,713
Oh, God.

532
00:23:03,551 --> 00:23:07,153
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but hey,

533
00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:11,654
do you remember what
Mummy said on the phone...

534
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:17,343
when she said that

535
00:23:17,593 --> 00:23:21,662
even though she isn't really here,

536
00:23:21,687 --> 00:23:23,120
actually,

537
00:23:23,145 --> 00:23:30,130
she also sort of is because
she's always thinking about us?

538
00:23:30,668 --> 00:23:32,367
Okay?

539
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:35,584
I don't remember Mummy saying that.

540
00:23:35,609 --> 00:23:37,275
Go to sleep.

541
00:23:37,998 --> 00:23:41,998
<i>Not surprisingly, we know
that people live beside them.</i>

542
00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:44,896
<i>Way back in the day from
hunting and gathering,</i>

543
00:23:44,921 --> 00:23:49,373
<i>when Britain was a wild,
less populated island,</i>

544
00:23:49,398 --> 00:23:51,108
<i>these would have been...</i>

545
00:23:51,632 --> 00:23:52,888
<i>In the landscape.</i>

546
00:23:52,913 --> 00:23:54,913
I want Mummy!

547
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,435
Yeah, don't we fucking all, mate?

548
00:24:04,794 --> 00:24:08,194
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