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[dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Yeah, mm‐hmm.

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Understood.
Will do.

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Listen‐‐listen, I'm gonna bring
in some agency staff on this.

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I know there's an extra cost,

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but gotta spend money
to make money, you know?

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♪ ♪

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Mm‐hmm.
Mm‐hmm.

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Okay, look, I've been
standing outside my house

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for about
the last 20 minutes now.

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Could we pick this up
early doors Monday?

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Yeah, understood.
Will do.

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And you, mate.
Bye, bye.

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♪ ♪

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Hello.

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Ava: Hurry up! Hurry up!
Luke: Quick, Dad!

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You're missing it!
‐ Yes, I'm coming!

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Ava: Come on!
‐ Hold your horses!

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Ava: What horses?
‐ Right.

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Over here, crisps for Luke.
Luke: Yes, crisps!

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‐ Where's my yogurt?
‐ Weird yogurt thing for Ava.

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‐ Yes!
‐ G&T for Mummy.

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‐ Yay.
‐ And lager for me.

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[sighs]
Here we go, all set.

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announcer: Welcome
to "Dancing on Ice."

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♪ ♪

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‐ Sorry I'm late.

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Hello.
Ally: Up here.

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‐ Hey.
Didn't you hear me shouting?

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Ally: Didn't want to add to it
by shouting back.

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‐ Still working?

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‐ Always.
‐ [sighs]

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Where is everyone?

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‐ Upstairs.
Downstairs.

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Somewhere.
What you late for?

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‐ Yay.
Hasn't started yet.

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‐ Oh, God,
not "Dancing on Ice."

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‐ Ava, quick.
It's starting.

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New series.
‐ What?

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‐ "Dancing on Ice."
Go on, get your brother.

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We'll miss the beginning.
‐ Where is he?

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‐ I don't know.
I just got here.

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‐ Downstairs?
‐ Maybe.

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‐ Could we maybe
watch it later, Dad?

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I'm in the middle of a game.

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‐ Can't you pause it?

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‐ It's tricky,
because if the‐‐

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it's just tricky
to pause it on this level.

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‐ All right, fine.

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‐ Do I have to pause it?
‐ No, you don't have to

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pause it,
'cause it's not Saudi Arabia.

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But don't you want to watch
the new series?

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‐ I think I might be too old
for that sort of stuff.

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Sorry.

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‐ Okay.

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Ava, are you watching this
with me, then?

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‐ I might watch it later.
‐ Why not watch it live?

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‐ It's fine.
I don't mind watching it later.

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‐ You know, when I was a kid,
if you missed your program,

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you literally had to wait

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20 years
till you could see it again.

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‐ That's sounds horrible.

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‐ It was horrible, to be fair.

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There are still some episodes
of "The Sweeney"

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I've never seen.

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But it also made you value
the present moment.

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[keyboard clacking]

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[indistinct chatter
on television]

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Sorry, have I died,
and no one's telling me?

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‐ What?
‐ Nothing.

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‐ And do the kids not want
to watch it?

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‐ No.
Neither of them.

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[indistinct chatter
on television]

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This is it, then.

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‐ I guess
they've grown out of it.

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‐ Well, I haven't.

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‐ It is a bit cheesy.

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‐ Not when you watch it
together, it isn't.

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It becomes
a different thing then.

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It becomes our family thing.

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Since when were we the kind
of family that retreats

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into separate rooms
to look at separate screens?

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‐ We were never gonna
be the Waltons.

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‐ I don't need us to be
the Waltons, hon.

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I'd make due with the Munsters
at this point.

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Or the fucking Manson family.

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At least they had
a shared interest.

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‐ Why don't you just tell them
to get their asses in here?

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‐ 'Cause I want them
to want to watch it.

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I want it to be
a consensual watch.

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‐ Well, then I can't help you.

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‐ Apparently not.

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[mischievous music]

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Night, Jim Bob.

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♪ ♪

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Ava: Dad, the internet's off.
Luke: Dad!

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Ally: Paul,
is the internet down?

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♪ ♪

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Did you see
I put in the inset day?

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‐ Monday week?
Yep, it's there in green.

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And I have to take Ava
to taekwondo later,

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and Luke to Mum and Dad's

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‐ Is that okay?
Paul: Yeah.

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If it's in green,
it shall be done.

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‐ Is it green on yours?

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It's red on mine.
That's funny.

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‐ Hmm, yeah, it's definitely
one for the memoirs.

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‐ [chuckles]

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[sighs]

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‐ God, did you ever think you'd
end up as a calendar person?

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‐ What, tits out for WI?
Vag behind a vase.

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‐ I never had a Filofax,
when everyone had Filofaxes.

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Did you have a Filofax?

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‐ No, I didn't have
anything to organize.

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‐ Those were the days.

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‐ Ah, finally, that guy's
replied about the pickups

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for the Horror Channel ad.
‐ Right, better go, babe.

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Come on, you two.
Let's make a move, please.

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Luke: All right.
Ava: Coming.

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‐ Yeah, bye.

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‐ Why does Granddad always wait
in the road for us like that?

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‐ Don't pull on
that thread, darling.

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‐ Bob and Lynn are through
that way, Luke.

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‐ Okay.

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‐ They just want a hand
with a few last bits.

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‐ All right.
‐ Thanks, son.

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Nice of Luke to help.

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‐ Yeah, he's a good kid.
‐ End of an era, this.

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‐ Bob and Lynn have been here

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almost as long as you,
haven't they?

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‐ Moved in two months
after we did.

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48 years ago.
Never a cross word.

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‐ Well, apart from that thing
with the drains‐‐

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‐ Never a cross word,

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apart from that one isolated
incident with the drains.

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‐ You gonna be all right?
‐ Dad, we're gonna be late.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Ah, we'll be fine.

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I used to know
everybody on this street.

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Now we're the last
of the old guard,

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invaded by the middle classes.

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No net curtains and constant
fucking building work.

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I don't know them.
Don't want to know them.

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They've gone.
He's a fucking lawyer.

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Sue and Terry were evicted.

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They downsized.
She died.

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He died.
I don't know them.

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She went into a care home.

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She's an architect
or something.

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‐ I should probably
get going, then.

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‐ I think that fucker
makes puppets.

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‐ See you later.
Ava: Bye, Granddad.

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‐ Bye, love.
[horn honks]

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‐ [screams]

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‐ That's great.
‐ Are we nearly done?

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‐ No, not really.
Sorry.

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Look, I don't like working
on a Saturday either,

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but this is the only way
we're gonna get through it all.

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‐ My throat's getting a bit‐‐
‐ Great.

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So, the next few bits are,
yeah, just more screaming.

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So if you could really let rip,

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then I'll‐‐I'll drop it in
as needed.

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‐ [screams]
‐ Yeah, that's good.

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I guess just‐‐the more
terrified you sound,

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the better.
So, I don't know,

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imagine you've dropped
your phone in the loo,

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or you're being murdered.
Whatever works.

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‐ I missed that. Sorry?
‐ No, no, no, no.

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No, no.
Don't stop.

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I'm saying brilliant screaming.
Keep going.

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Abigail: [screaming]
‐ Oh.

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[phone vibrating]

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Hi.
‐ Hi, I forgot to say

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we need juice and milk,
so can you‐‐

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‐ No probs.
How's your dad?

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‐ Lamenting the social
cleansing of London

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by ponces like us.

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Ally: Well, he has
got a point.

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‐ [sighs]
Yeah, I guess so.

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Anyway, we're just heading
into taekwondo now.

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‐ Oh.
Paul: See you later.

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‐ [screaming]
‐ That's great.

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You can stop screaming now,
Abigail.

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How you doing?
Oh.

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‐ Haven't seen you
do your taekwondo before.

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‐ It's not ty‐KWON‐do,
it's tae‐kwon‐DO.

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‐ What?
‐ You keep saying it wrong.

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‐ Ty‐KWON‐do.
‐ No, tae‐kwon‐DO.

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Say it with
me. Tae‐kwon.

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‐ Judo.
‐ Dad, no.

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‐ I'll live with
mispronouncing it,

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as will Japan.

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‐ Korea.
Hey, Emily.

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instructor:
Straighten that leg.

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Good.
Other side.

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Really stretch.
Just lean.

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‐ Hus.
Up and hus.

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Up and hus.
Not "and hus."

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Up and hus.
‐ This is all wrong.

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‐ Up and hus.
‐ Hey.

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‐ Dad, what are you doing?

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‐ I'm just saying hello.

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‐ Go sit down.
We're starting.

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‐ Okay.
I'm Paul.

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‐ George.
How are you doing?

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First time at taekwondo?

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‐ Yes, it is, yeah.
‐ Right!

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‐ Fuck me.
‐ Sorry about that.

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‐ I mean.
‐ Right, everyone.

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We're gonna start
with a warmup.

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[speaking Korean]

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‐ Taekwon.
George: All right, guys.

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Lean over to the left.

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Deep lunge.
Foot to the ceiling.

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‐ That's not it.
No, that's disgusting.

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instructor: Stretch, guys.

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[indistinct chatter]

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Rasheed, your balance,
Jocelyn, look out please.

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Abigail: [screaming]

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[tense music]

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‐ I really appreciate you
putting all this extra work in.

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The Horror Channel guys
have been‐‐

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‐ Horror.
‐ Yes.

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I was gonna say shits,
but that's better.

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‐ It's fine.
I've been busy, but it's fine.

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The kids are still alive.
So is Paul, I think.

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‐ Can be so tricky, can't it?
Kids and all that.

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Sometimes it's all
just so intense.

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We're all supposed to pretend
like we cope so well,

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but we're all of us
screaming inside.

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‐ Considering we're basically
mammals with Nectar cards,

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I think we do okay.
‐ Well, this is it.

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You do what you can.
I mean, we're not perfect.

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My mother takes the twins
two days a week,

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and I just have to decide
to be okay with that.

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Not feel guilty.

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‐ It's a nice thing.
There's no need to feel guilty.

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‐ There is a nanny, obviously,
and a cleaner.

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Not an au pair or anything,
just a woman.

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And the girl's mother
has the same setup.

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‐ How is Karen?
‐ Who the fuck cares?

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‐ All right.
‐ Sorry, still raw.

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Like that macrobiotic shit
she feeds the kids.

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‐ Are you still thinking of
sending them

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to boarding school?

246
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,353
‐ Nothing wrong with
boarding school at seven.

247
00:09:30,386 --> 00:09:31,621
That's what I did.
‐ At seven, though?

248
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,588
Aren't you scared
it'll fuck them up?

249
00:09:32,622 --> 00:09:34,324
‐ So would state school.

250
00:09:34,357 --> 00:09:36,526
But at least it'll fuck them up
in a way I can understand.

251
00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:38,795
‐ Brilliant.

252
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,330
Abigail: [screaming]

253
00:09:46,536 --> 00:09:48,237
in this new place of yours?

254
00:09:48,271 --> 00:09:50,506
‐ We have, Jackie.
Nice new boiler.

255
00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:52,675
Jim: Great.
Bob: Yeah, won't freeze.

256
00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:56,145
And as it's a bungalow, won't
fall down the stairs, either.

257
00:09:56,179 --> 00:10:00,149
So that's two forms of possible
death out the picture already.

258
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,386
‐ You're quids in.
Paul: Hi, folks.

259
00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:05,421
Bob: Oh, here they are.

260
00:10:05,455 --> 00:10:08,257
‐ Thank you for letting us
borrow your son, Paul.

261
00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:10,259
‐ You're welcome.
‐ Look at this one.

262
00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:13,262
‐ Hi, Granny.
‐ Shooting up, beautiful.

263
00:10:13,296 --> 00:10:15,365
‐ Yeah, we're just waiting
for our cab.

264
00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:17,834
Having one last beer.

265
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,803
‐ End of an era.
‐ End of an era.

266
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:24,173
‐ It really is.
End of an era.

267
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:27,343
‐ Do you know,
I once caught your dad

268
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,613
up to no good with my Katrina
in the shed.

269
00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:33,483
‐ What were they doing?
‐ Just shed stuff.

270
00:10:33,516 --> 00:10:37,287
‐ Uber's just getting here.
Come on, Lynn.

271
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,290
‐ You will look after
the roses, won't you, Jackie?

272
00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:42,625
‐ I promise, Lynn.
They'll be fine.

273
00:10:42,659 --> 00:10:45,428
‐ I'd hate to think of them
dying after all these years.

274
00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:49,832
‐ As long as I'm alive,
they'll be alive.

275
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,834
‐ Give Bob a hug, Dad.

276
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,237
‐ I couldn't.
‐ He's your oldest friend.

277
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,806
‐ Come on, you old sod.
Hug me.

278
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:02,545
First hug in 40 years.

279
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:06,616
‐ And don't expect any more,
you sentimental old bastard.

280
00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:08,518
‐ Bye, then.

281
00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:12,288
‐ Bye, Bob.
I'll miss you, pal.

282
00:11:12,322 --> 00:11:16,693
‐ Yeah.
Come on, Lynn.

283
00:11:16,726 --> 00:11:20,296
‐ Bye, Lynn.
Good luck in your new place.

284
00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:23,166
‐ Take care, Lynn.
‐ Good luck!

285
00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:26,135
[gentle music]

286
00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:29,572
♪ ♪

287
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:32,275
‐ So, you put your photo in.
‐ And the filter makes you

288
00:11:32,308 --> 00:11:34,544
look like a bear
or a rabbit or whatever.

289
00:11:34,577 --> 00:11:37,513
‐ So that's you, Granddad.
But you look like a badger.

290
00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:39,248
‐ What you think?

291
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,817
‐ I think they should bring
back national service.

292
00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,152
‐ Right, come on, you two.
Let's go home, please.

293
00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:44,687
Get in the car.
both: Shotgun.

294
00:11:44,721 --> 00:11:46,489
‐ Why can't you both
just sit in the back?

295
00:11:46,522 --> 00:11:47,757
‐ What's the point of that?

296
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,492
‐ I don't know, a sense
of family unity.

297
00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:50,693
‐ But I called shotgun.

298
00:11:50,727 --> 00:11:51,894
Ava: I did first.

299
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,696
‐ Yeah, to be fair, mate,
she was first.

300
00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:57,166
Hey.
You all right, Mum?

301
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,902
‐ I've been doing Lynn's roses
for years.

302
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,839
Since she got arthritis
in her hands

303
00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:07,543
and couldn't work the‐‐oh,
what are they called, Jim?

304
00:12:07,577 --> 00:12:10,380
‐ Secateurs.
‐ Secateurs.

305
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:15,285
So, I'd nip in and do
some deadheading or pruning.

306
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,287
Well, she loves her roses.

307
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,555
‐ Bob couldn't give a shit.
‐ No.

308
00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:21,291
Lynn loved them, though.

309
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,226
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ And I've promised her

310
00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:27,263
that I'd make sure
that they'd be kept nice.

311
00:12:27,297 --> 00:12:30,800
Do you think the new neighbors
will look after them?

312
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,702
‐ How could I
possibly know that?

313
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:35,371
‐ Apparently, they're
young professionals.

314
00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:36,639
‐ Mm‐hmm.

315
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,475
‐ So that doesn't sound
too bad.

316
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,512
‐ Would you have a word, Paul?
‐ What, with the new neighbors?

317
00:12:42,545 --> 00:12:45,515
‐ You can speak middle class.
We can't.

318
00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,817
‐ It would put my mind at rest.

319
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,819
‐ Yeah, sure.
Once they move in,

320
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,789
I'll pop over and have a word
about the flowers, yeah.

321
00:12:52,822 --> 00:12:55,658
‐ Thanks so much, love.
‐ It's all right, Mum.

322
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,563
‐ All right.
Fuck me, a hug.

323
00:13:00,596 --> 00:13:02,832
‐ I'm getting a taste for them
after hugging Bob.

324
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,501
Like when I discovered
French bread pizzas.

325
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,236
‐ We wouldn't eat
anything else.

326
00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:09,305
‐ The tomato melts the roof
of your mouth.

327
00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:11,674
Then the crusts
embed themselves in it.

328
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,777
But it's worth it.

329
00:13:14,811 --> 00:13:16,479
‐ Good story, innit?

330
00:13:16,512 --> 00:13:17,680
See you soon.
Love you.

331
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,650
‐ We love you.

332
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,687
‐ Who's that?

333
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,690
[bright music]

334
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,792
♪ ♪

335
00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:33,429
[laughter]

336
00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:35,164
‐ What's so funny?
‐ We're on Discord.

337
00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:36,566
‐ Is that a game?
‐ Chat server.

338
00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,434
‐ My friend Andrew's so stupid.

339
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,637
‐ He reckons that Roblox
is better than Minecraft,

340
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,305
just 'cause he's never seen
an ender dragon.

341
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:43,573
‐ He doesn't even
have a Switch.

342
00:13:43,606 --> 00:13:45,275
He plays on his mum's iPad.

343
00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:47,343
And he's not allowed to watch
Mobile Suit Gundam Wing,

344
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,512
'cause of all the boobs.
But he still does.

345
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:52,548
‐ You're right,
that is really funny.

346
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,817
[door closes]

347
00:13:54,851 --> 00:13:56,552
Ava: Hi, Mum.

348
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,288
‐ Hi.
‐ Hi, love.

349
00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:00,390
How was your day?
‐ Oh, you know.

350
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,292
How about you?
‐ Same.

351
00:14:02,325 --> 00:14:04,160
I got us all
some fried chicken, though.

352
00:14:04,193 --> 00:14:06,496
‐ Ooh, greasy‐‐I've missed
eating out of the bucket.

353
00:14:06,529 --> 00:14:08,264
‐ Thought we could watch
"Dancing on Ice."

354
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:10,300
Not live, you know,
but beggars can't be choosers.

355
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,235
‐ I might eat mine
at the table, if that's okay.

356
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,170
‐ No, hang on, hang on.

357
00:14:14,203 --> 00:14:15,538
Eat it on your lap
in front of the telly.

358
00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:16,906
‐ Yeah, I was gonna go
to my area.

359
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,508
‐ We're all knackered, Paul.

360
00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:21,144
‐ No, come on, come on.
Don't just disperse.

361
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:22,545
You know, we're a family.
Why don't we, for once,

362
00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:25,114
just watch the same screen
at the same time?

363
00:14:25,148 --> 00:14:26,416
‐ I'm not hugely in the mood,
to be honest.

364
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,684
‐ I've got homework.

365
00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:29,552
‐ Yeah, so have I.
‐ Fuck homework.

366
00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,654
We're watching telly.
All right, I'm not asking much.

367
00:14:31,688 --> 00:14:34,257
I'm not saying
let's have parlor games

368
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,660
or play Trivial Pursuit
or Rounders.

369
00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:41,297
But I am asking‐‐I'm fucking
ordering you shithouses

370
00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:44,267
to sit down, eat this barely
warm, batter‐y chicken,

371
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,670
and look in
the same fucking direction.

372
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:55,211
‐ What happened to consent?

373
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,752
‐ Can I have some coleslaw,
please?

374
00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:05,288
Thank you.
Thanks, babe.

375
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,257
[upbeat cheesy music]

376
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:15,131
♪ ♪

377
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:21,671
Right, well, this is shit.
Go on, then.

378
00:15:21,704 --> 00:15:24,707
Fuck off to your screens.

379
00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:28,278
I mean it.
Go.

380
00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:34,550
♪ ♪

381
00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:37,387
‐ These fake turns‐‐
‐ Don't.

382
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:40,223
Just don't.
[cheers and applause]

383
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:48,531
[relaxed music]

384
00:15:48,564 --> 00:15:50,533
♪ ♪

385
00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:54,537
‐ [sighs]

386
00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,839
Hello, hi.
My parents live next door,

387
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,741
and I was wonder‐‐
I'm Paul, by the way.

388
00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:00,410
I was wondering,
are you a gardener,

389
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:03,479
or is your partner a gardener,
if you have one?

390
00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:06,149
Sorry, I realize
this is a strange question.

391
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,684
‐ We haven't really thought
about the garden yet.

392
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,687
We've only just moved in.
‐ Right, well.

393
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,222
The thing is that my mum
promised the previous tenant

394
00:16:13,256 --> 00:16:15,224
that she would look
after her roses,

395
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:16,793
and I was wondering
if you wouldn't mind

396
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:20,129
if she occasionally
popped in to do that.

397
00:16:20,163 --> 00:16:21,831
‐ Uh...
Sure.

398
00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:24,267
Yeah, I suppose.

399
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,570
If she‐‐she won't come
in the house, will she?

400
00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:30,506
‐ No, no, there's a‐‐there's
a side gate in the back garden

401
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,374
that she can use; you won't
know even know she's there.

402
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,675
She's not a looney.

403
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,344
She just promised her friend,
you know.

404
00:16:34,377 --> 00:16:35,612
‐ Yeah, sure, no problem.
‐ Thank you very much.

405
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:38,348
Thank you.

406
00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:43,786
Yeah.
Sorry.

407
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:46,556
Sorry.

408
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:52,228
♪ ♪

409
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,763
‐ Oh, great.
You're here.

410
00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,264
‐ Yeah.
Got you this.

411
00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:57,400
‐ Oh, thanks.
Are you having an affair?

412
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,534
‐ What?
‐ The coffee.

413
00:16:58,568 --> 00:16:59,702
You haven't done that
in months.

414
00:16:59,736 --> 00:17:01,270
‐ Can't I just do a nice thing

415
00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:03,506
and not be having an affair?
‐ I mean, I guess.

416
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:05,341
‐ She's called Roxie, and
she makes me feel alive,

417
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,776
okay?
‐ [chuckles]

418
00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:07,810
‐ Right, so what are we doing,
then, sweets stall?

419
00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:09,279
‐ Well, I am.

420
00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:10,280
I think you're over there,
on Lucky Dip.

421
00:17:10,313 --> 00:17:11,748
‐ Oh, so we're not together.

422
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,683
‐ You know how it is.
They like to split us up,

423
00:17:13,716 --> 00:17:15,518
in that divide
and conquer kind of way.

424
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,686
‐ Oh.
‐ You know George.

425
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:18,521
‐ Yeah, of course.

426
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:19,822
Yeah, we're massive
taekwondo mates, aren't we?

427
00:17:19,856 --> 00:17:21,291
‐ Yes.
Hello.

428
00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:23,626
‐ Hello, mate.
All right.

429
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,628
Okay, so I'll be over there.

430
00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:27,430
See you in a minute.
‐ Yeah.

431
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,700
[bright jazzy music]

432
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:35,705
♪ ♪

433
00:17:35,738 --> 00:17:37,640
‐ That's it.

434
00:17:37,674 --> 00:17:39,142
That's it.
Dig deep, son.

435
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,210
Who knows what could be hidden
at the bottom there.

436
00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:44,514
An iPhone, 30 grand
in use notes, raisins.

437
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:46,616
[phone ringing]
Oh, excuse me.

438
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,553
Ally: [laughing]
‐ Hello.

439
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:53,890
Yeah, speaking.

440
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:56,626
Sorry, who is this?

441
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,494
‐ Yes, right, so two of those,
one of those,

442
00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:00,530
and a couple of those, please.
‐ Okay.

443
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:03,399
Can I interest you
in an extra gobstopper for 20p?

444
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:05,368
‐ George, back me up.
Two cola keeps

445
00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:07,537
and a couple of caramel wafers,
please.

446
00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,172
‐ These sweets
are selling like‐‐

447
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:10,573
well, I was gonna say hotcakes,

448
00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:12,141
but I'm looking over
at Christine on baked goods,

449
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,676
and to be honest
it's a graveyard.

450
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,511
‐ She's so miserable.
That's the trouble.

451
00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:18,414
The kids think
all the cake's poisoned.

452
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:19,515
[phone ringing]
Sorry.

453
00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:20,750
Paul?

454
00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:22,118
‐ Someone called the cops
on my mum.

455
00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:23,386
Ally: Police?
Why?

456
00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:24,887
‐ I don't know.
It's this garden thing.

457
00:18:24,921 --> 00:18:27,156
I've got to go sort it.
Ally: Okay.

458
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,291
Well, let me know how it goes.
Give her my love.

459
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,493
Bye.
Sorry.

460
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,894
‐ Back to work.
We have a queue forming.

461
00:18:31,928 --> 00:18:33,630
‐ Right.

462
00:18:33,663 --> 00:18:35,665
More sugar for your developing
brains and teeth, yay!

463
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,300
‐ Yay.
‐ What can I get you?

464
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:41,704
♪ ♪

465
00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:44,207
‐ Thanks a lot, mate.
Sorry about that.

466
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:54,150
Hello, did you call
the police on my mum?

467
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:55,618
‐ Oh, I thought she was lost.

468
00:18:55,652 --> 00:18:57,520
You see an elderly woman
in your garden,

469
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,522
and you think she might
have‐‐well, not escaped,

470
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,892
but wandered off,
maybe, from a facility.

471
00:19:02,925 --> 00:19:05,295
‐ Well, that's my mum,
who's also your neighbor.

472
00:19:05,328 --> 00:19:07,130
And I spoke to your girlfriend
about her

473
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:09,232
coming to do the roses,
and she said it was fine.

474
00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:10,433
‐ I don't have a girlfriend.

475
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:11,434
One of my housemates, maybe?

476
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,769
Martina? Ema? Nadia?

477
00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:13,836
‐ I don't know.
She was going for a run.

478
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:15,672
Brown hair.
‐ Martina.

479
00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:18,107
I haven't seen her today.
I think she's on her run?

480
00:19:18,141 --> 00:19:19,509
‐ What, still?

481
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,411
‐ Look, I'm sorry
if I upset your mum.

482
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,646
It was just a weird situation,
and I thought the authorities

483
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,415
would be able
to deal with it better than me.

484
00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:28,551
‐ Yeah, no, I understand that.
‐ Those are nice roses.

485
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,287
Tell your mum we'll look
after them ourselves.

486
00:19:31,321 --> 00:19:34,157
‐ It's just a thing that she's
become focused on, you know,

487
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:37,493
because her friend went away,
and so the roses are symbolic.

488
00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:39,529
‐ I get it.
Trust me.

489
00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:40,763
We'll take care of them.

490
00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:43,466
‐ All right, thank you.

491
00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:54,611
Hey, Mum.
It's all sorted.

492
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:57,280
‐ I wasn't burgling.
I was pruning.

493
00:19:57,313 --> 00:20:00,283
I couldn't climb in a window
anyway, not with these legs.

494
00:20:00,316 --> 00:20:02,151
‐ No, I know, the police
understand what happened,

495
00:20:02,185 --> 00:20:03,686
and I've just spoken
to one of the 700 people

496
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,121
who live next door.

497
00:20:05,154 --> 00:20:07,423
‐ Oh, okay, and?

498
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,125
‐ He said he'd look
after the roses.

499
00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:11,394
‐ But will he do it
properly, though?

500
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:14,564
Oh, Lynn's gonna be so upset.
‐ Don't tell her.

501
00:20:14,597 --> 00:20:17,634
She doesn't need to know.
She won't remember.

502
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,370
‐ I'm not sure you can
reasonably expect

503
00:20:20,403 --> 00:20:23,706
to go and fiddle around in
someone's garden anyway, Mum.

504
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,809
I just don't think that's gonna
work, you know, going forward.

505
00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:29,345
‐ She asked me, though.
‐ But the thing is,

506
00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:32,282
they've moved away now,
sweetheart.

507
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,784
Here, have a hug.

508
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,687
‐ You're fucking hug mad
these days, aren't you?

509
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,590
‐ [laughs]

510
00:20:43,926 --> 00:20:45,762
‐ Why did they move,
Lynn and Bob?

511
00:20:45,795 --> 00:20:47,497
They always seem so sprightly.

512
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,432
‐ Well, Lynn's got dementia.
Early stages.

513
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,267
They needed sheltered housing,
you know, somewhere with

514
00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:54,270
a warden and all that.
‐ Oh.

515
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,208
‐ Do you ever get the feeling
that everybody's...

516
00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:01,277
missing each other a bit?

517
00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:03,346
‐ Well, it's the modern curse,
isn't it?

518
00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:06,382
We're all on our own islands,
like Branson.

519
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:10,520
[indistinct chatter]

520
00:21:10,553 --> 00:21:12,155
‐ Jesus Christ.

521
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,892
Can't we just have one
horsecocking conversation?

522
00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:18,428
Jesus wept.

523
00:21:18,461 --> 00:21:20,897
Ava: [laughs]

524
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:24,467
‐ Ally, come and look at this.

525
00:21:25,568 --> 00:21:28,471
[laughter]

526
00:21:33,409 --> 00:21:34,377
‐ [humming]
‐ All right, that's good.

527
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:35,278
Now spin, now spin.
‐ Okay.

528
00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:36,813
‐ And again!

529
00:21:36,846 --> 00:21:39,148
[indistinct chatter]
Ally: What are they watching?

530
00:21:39,182 --> 00:21:42,151
Sweet.

531
00:21:42,185 --> 00:21:46,255
‐ And I'll pick you up
on the second one.

532
00:21:46,289 --> 00:21:47,890
‐ They are shit at it, though,
aren't they?

533
00:21:47,924 --> 00:21:49,492
‐ Oh.
‐ Absolutely, yeah.

534
00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,160
‐ It's fucking awful.

535
00:21:51,194 --> 00:21:54,163
[upbeat music]

536
00:21:54,197 --> 00:22:01,137
♪ ♪