1 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,904 These are our great-grandparents. 2 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,365 They had 57 things. 3 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,159 Then there was a world war... 4 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:35,369 and inflation. 5 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,915 No matter. They believed in God and a better life after death. 6 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:44,211 These are our grandparents. 7 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,880 They had 200 things. 8 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,007 Then they had Hitler. 9 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:49,925 And then they had nothing. 10 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,972 But no matter. They believed in the future, 11 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,724 which promised prosperity. 12 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,477 These are our parents. 13 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,645 They had 650 things. 14 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,355 Then they had the wall... 15 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,107 and a Stasi file. 16 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:09,862 But no matter, reunification came and they believed in freedom. 17 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,822 And this is us. 18 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,783 On average, we have 10,000 things. 19 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,743 10,000. 20 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,537 We have prosperity. 21 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:21,624 We have freedom. The future is here. 22 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,628 And now? 23 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,422 Paul. 24 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,674 Paul, you have to get up. 25 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,593 Hey, it's time. 26 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,804 But we just went to bed. 27 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,850 Oh Paul, you're such a morning grouch. 28 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,228 - What time is it? - 9:30 AM. 29 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:56,826 - Weather? - Snowing and minus two Celsius. 30 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,745 - Oh, and the forecast is miserable. - Never mind! 31 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:11,382 Hey Paul, guess what's being released online today? 32 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:13,759 The Human Race Ultra Boost by Pharrell Williams? 33 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:16,428 Better hurry. Pre-sales start in five minutes. 34 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:19,348 - What? Show me! - Find me. 35 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:22,226 I'm here. Here! No, here! 36 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,561 NANA! 37 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,398 Paul! Don't be so rough. 38 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,058 Shit! 39 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,478 - You're kidding. - What? 40 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:08,772 - What are you doing? - Working out. 41 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,233 With an erection? 42 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,736 Go! Hurry up. 43 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,238 - Where's the suit? - In the package! 44 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,074 - Which one? - Under the one with the coffee machine. 45 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:23,412 It's funny. I start with the news, then Trump tweeted something, 46 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,372 and via cat video links I end up at YouPorn. 47 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:27,124 Trump, cats, YouPorn. 48 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,959 Merkel, polar bears, YouPorn. It's a curse! 49 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:32,046 - Got it. What shoes? - The Kanye West ones. 50 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:35,049 The white ones. 51 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,928 - When did you stop working yesterday? - 2:53 AM. 52 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:40,763 Paul, enough. She's fine as she is. 53 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,806 Today she made her first joke. 54 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:45,100 Today, she's being sold and you'll take a break. 55 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:48,103 Stop sleeping with your work. 56 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:49,980 I don't sleep with my work. 57 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,275 Shit! I'm getting a tumor! 58 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,778 Last one down loses! 59 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,744 Are you mad? Not my hair! 60 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,704 - I think you lost some again. - What? 61 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,165 Every time! How can you fall for that every time? 62 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,334 Because it ain't funny. It's a serious problem! 63 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:12,753 Time to get that oil pan fixed. 64 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,381 It looks like Deepwater Horizon behind us. 65 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,549 - Are you happy, Toni? - What? 66 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,052 Happy. Are you happy? 67 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:21,845 Where is this coming from? 68 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,138 Well, I... 69 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:26,767 I'd be happy if you stepped on it and your foot didn't burst through. 70 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,436 Relax. So there'll be two or three others ahead of us. 71 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:32,898 100 THINGS 72 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:34,733 Number 126! 73 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,527 Who knew they'd all get up early? 74 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,196 They all look like us. 75 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,865 I thought we were something special. 76 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,494 What if they all have great ideas? 77 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,204 - Oh God, Toni, let's go! - Paul! 78 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,460 Excuse me, what are you pitching? 79 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,297 We are minimalists. 80 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,175 - I see. - We live with exactly 100 things. 81 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,470 Deodorant obviously isn't one of them. 82 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:09,601 And what is your idea? 83 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:12,479 We developed an app that helps shed what's unnecessary. 84 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:14,273 - Why? - Who profits? 85 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,817 - Nobody. - We reject that logic. 86 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,736 People have to be free again. 87 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,822 Things need to have a value. We only have this one planet. 88 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,116 Down with compulsive buying. 89 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:27,828 Wow! That's... 90 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,748 "Wow" is all I've got. 91 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,877 - We're safe. - Thank God. 92 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,590 684! 93 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,765 Uh... Hello. 94 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,391 - I'm Anton Katz and this is Paul. - Right. 95 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:52,269 Let's fast forward to the part where it gets interesting. 96 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:55,981 We're in the 13th hour and my nanny wants to go home for the weekend. 97 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:59,401 I am Antonietta Kärcher, Senior Talent Scout Europe. 98 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:04,239 These are Mr. Becht and Mr. Dröger, our client's lawyers' lawyers' lawyers. 99 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:05,657 And that's David Zuckerman. 100 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,745 - Who? - Where? 101 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,252 - Zuckerman. - He's watching? 102 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:21,423 Yes, anyone who enters here could be the next Steve Jobs. 103 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,262 That was irony. 104 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:29,556 Nobody who enters here is the next Steve Jobs. 105 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,684 So, what have you got for us? 106 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,604 Well, it's quite simple really. 107 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:39,983 I was wondering why the voice on my phone is the same for everyone. 108 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:44,988 Regardless of whether I use it, or Toni, or my mother, or you. 109 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,657 It's always the same dull voice. 110 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:50,327 So I figured, what if our phone... 111 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,037 had a personality? 112 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,665 Completely tailored to our person. 113 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,250 How would you do that? 114 00:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,087 I programmed the software to recognize our emotion from our voice 115 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,296 and adjust to it. 116 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:04,383 Well, let's hear it. 117 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,302 - Now? - No. 118 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:10,305 Not now. Any time but now. Now is a terrible time. 119 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,810 Of course now. When else? 120 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:25,028 Hello, NANA. 121 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,577 NANA? 122 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:39,835 Um... NANA! 123 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,503 What is it, Paul? 124 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,630 Thank God. I thought you were gone. 125 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,299 But I mean, where would she go? 126 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,635 Paul, you're the funniest person I know! 127 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:51,096 You're also the only person I know. 128 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,682 That's her second joke! 129 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,517 - Did you like it? - Fantastic! 130 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,311 I thought of it myself. 131 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,229 - You're great! - You're great! 132 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,483 - Stop it! - Paul, I love you! 133 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:06,778 Just pretending. I wouldn't fall for with my own invention. 134 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:07,988 She just likes me. 135 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:12,618 Imagine if we combined that with your databases. 136 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:15,037 - The possibilities are enormous. - No, no! 137 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,955 The possibilities are endless! 138 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:20,792 With your computing power, we could give psychological counseling, 139 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:23,086 keep old people company, console children, 140 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,214 nobody would have to work or be lonely. 141 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,174 We could make people happy! 142 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,760 Excuse me. 143 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,970 Humanity is being made happy for 13 hours now. 144 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,181 Happy, happy, happy... 145 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,725 Your enthusiasm is giving me acid reflux. 146 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,602 Thank you very much. 147 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,902 You're probably wondering what's in it for you. 148 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:52,533 These... are Paul's walking routes in the past three months. 149 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:55,160 And this is Paul, 150 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,663 broken down to his smallest character traits. 151 00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,748 While Paul was configuring NANA, 152 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:02,292 we collected every intimate detail about him. 153 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,211 We know his sense of humor, 154 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,338 we know his fears and preferences, 155 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,674 but most of all, we know his weaknesses. 156 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:09,967 Excuse me... What? 157 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:14,513 As a test, we presented Paul with some fitting offers, 158 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,473 and he bought all of them. All of them. 159 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,518 151 products. 160 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:23,105 Sneakers he won't wear because he wants them to stay new, 161 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:26,358 baseball caps he doesn't wear because he loses them, 162 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,193 condoms he doesn't need... 163 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,488 because he doesn't. 164 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,115 What do you think 165 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:36,577 the industry would pay to know Paul that well? 166 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:41,331 You see? I bet that's my nanny. 167 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:44,459 My children are probably at a highway stop in Frankfurt/Oder. 168 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:45,711 Excuse me, I... 169 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,546 - Got a minute? - Not now. 170 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,633 Are you kidding me? You used me as bait? 171 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,719 If I'd told you, it wouldn't have worked. 172 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,430 Now I look like an idiot who would buy anything he sees. 173 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,350 - You did buy everything you saw. - I didn't... That's not... Really? 174 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:01,810 Paul, you're a genius. 175 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,813 But you have no self-control. You're a consumer whore. 176 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,483 - That's why you were perfect! - I'm not a consumer... 177 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,488 This never happened before. 178 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,324 What? 179 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,826 - He called. - Who? 180 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,203 Him. 181 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,831 Him? 182 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,458 He's offering four million euros. 183 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,960 Don't ask me why, I can't explain it. 184 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,337 - But... - Yes! 185 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,089 Next month he'll be at the Digital Midget Convention, 186 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,674 and he'd like to meet you. 187 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,137 Four million! 188 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,855 Hey Toni, can we talk about that job? 189 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,483 - What? - Job offer! 190 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,526 - Now? - Yes, I've had it. 191 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,321 I live in a cupboard under the stairs, like Harry Potter. 192 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:58,700 Every time my parents come, I have to rent a place on Airbnb. 193 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,953 Hi, I heard you're the new Steve Jobs. 194 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,164 - What? - Jobs. Steve. 195 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,874 Job? Did she say job? 196 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,418 - Betty, I think she... - Are you thick? That's my job. 197 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:12,422 I've worked seven years for peanuts. I'm almost 30. I need a regular job. 198 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,717 If you think you can butt in with your extensions and tramp stamp, 199 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,386 watch out, I'll break your legs. 200 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,139 Find yourself a football player! 201 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,685 What? 202 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,355 Uh... Nothing. Ronnie, have you seen Paul anywhere? 203 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,357 He's partying hard somewhere! 204 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,745 Right. I... Uh... 205 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,123 Paul and I were going to say something together. 206 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,874 But I don't know where he is. 207 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:55,340 Right, when Paul told me about his idea almost five years ago... 208 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:58,051 - We'd never have thought... - Boring! 209 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,182 - Excuse me. - Hey, Paul! There he is. 210 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,767 - Yes, here I am. - OK. Come on. 211 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,436 Sorry! 212 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:10,355 I had to order some new sneakers. 213 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,192 - OK. Where was I? - No idea. Where were you? 214 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,696 - When Paul told me about his idea... - Yep! 215 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,866 - ...neither of us knew... - I told him my idea. 216 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:24,035 - We never expected that... - Never expected! 217 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:27,414 - That we'd get offered... - Woo! An incredible offer! 218 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,916 - Are you going to keep doing that? - Oops! No, no, no. 219 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,418 Sorry. OK? 220 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,878 - Please. - Thank you. 221 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:38,550 So, um... We only wanted to thank you for all your hard work. 222 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,927 Toni got his first pubes at 17. 223 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,805 The last one in the class. 224 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,351 He was very late for his age in general. 225 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,062 He'd always put toilet paper in his undies. 226 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,858 OK, I see what's happening here. 227 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,736 That's why he needs all that muscle and status symbols. 228 00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:00,322 Paul is upset that we know he's a consumer whore. 229 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,032 Really? Who's the consumer whore? 230 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,533 - It bothers you, right? - You are. 231 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,077 You don't have any self-control. 232 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,581 - My watch, my coffee machine... - He's constantly calling Amazon. 233 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,292 My climbing and diving gear... I'm Toni, losing my hair! 234 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,754 I can do without everything, because I don't identify with it. 235 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,381 Right. You can't survive a day without your stuff. 236 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,091 - 100 days! - No way. 237 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:21,426 Wanna bet? 238 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,887 Paul! Paul! Paul! 239 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,723 I'll get rid of everything I have. Can you do that too? 240 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,685 - Everything? Really? - Yes, every... 241 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,147 Fine, every day you get one thing back. Oh, right... 242 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:38,902 And whoever gives up leaves half his shares to the entire staff. 243 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,201 Are you nuts? 244 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,204 Oh! That's when he chickens out. 245 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,665 If it's about money, he gets a little scared. 246 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,000 Because he's stingy. 247 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,965 Toni! Toni! 248 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,301 Paul! Paul! Paul! 249 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,725 Great! Now we have ten people trying to catch us slipping up. 250 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,728 Nonsense! They're all drunk. Tomorrow, they'll have forgotten. 251 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,289 DAY 1 252 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,173 Toni! 253 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,301 Shit! 254 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,303 Mom, do you need help? 255 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,346 Fuck! 256 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,977 How nice! 257 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,812 Hello. 258 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,983 Yes, that's a penis! 259 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,526 The foreskin. 260 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,695 Right. There's foreskin too. You have it too. 261 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,823 It's great that he gets to see that. 262 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,992 I mean, Elke and I can't help him. 263 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,954 Look! It's like a python wearing a turtleneck. 264 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,790 I really need to go. Have a nice day. 265 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,255 Toni? 266 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,636 Oh God... 267 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,813 Thank God you're alive. Everything's gone. 268 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,815 Everything! My furniture, my things. 269 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,776 Oh God, my phone! We have to call the... 270 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,486 You look like a steak. 271 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,572 - I slept on the heater. - Why? What... 272 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,865 What happened? 273 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,700 You just can't handle alcohol. 274 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,577 I had a blackout. 275 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,246 Probably something in my drink. 276 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,790 Oh God, you read about that in the news. 277 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,124 Knockout drops, robbed... 278 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,417 What? 279 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:07,050 Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! 280 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,637 - No. - Yup. 281 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:14,099 - No, no, no, no... - Yes, and it was your idea. 282 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,518 But nobody would take that seriously. 283 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,937 Nobody took it seriously until you promised shares. 284 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,147 I was drunk. That doesn't count! 285 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,941 Of course it doesn't count. 286 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,819 We'll both say it's off. It was a joke. 287 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,153 - Both of us, together. - Both of us. 288 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,697 - We won't lose face. - Right. 289 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,491 - What can they do? - What can they do? 290 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,704 Good morning, lads! 291 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:39,040 It sure took some work to get it all to fit. 292 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,876 Hello. 293 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,422 The rent has been paid for exactly 100 days. We all chipped in. 294 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,924 Me too, even with my intern wage. 295 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,260 Here we wrote down the rules again. 296 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,096 Every day at midnight you can take back one thing. 297 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,098 Shoes and socks count as one. We're generous. 298 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,058 There's food in the office. 299 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,728 Your bank cards and money are in here. 300 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,647 Open this and you lose. 301 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,482 These are your weekend rations. 302 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,151 Betty brought it. 303 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,236 Superfood with goji berries and smoothies for the hangover. 304 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,530 - Thank you. - Uh... Ronnie. 305 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,116 You don't have to be so meticulous about the rules. 306 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,035 Do you know what this is? 307 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,664 This is the bikini Carrie Fisher wore in Return of the Jedi. 308 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:23,251 It's being auctioned off at Christies. Guess who's bidding? 309 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,129 Okay. 310 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,214 Listen, Ronnie... 311 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,009 Toni has something to say. 312 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,430 Paul's afraid he won't manage. 313 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,018 - Yes! - That loser! 314 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,770 He's right. 315 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,774 You're starting with nothing. 316 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,358 Right. No keys. 317 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,613 You don't have glasses either. 318 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,199 Right, and... 319 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,492 This has to go too. 320 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,455 - Betty! - Yes! 321 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,504 You said we'd call it off together. 322 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:11,132 Yes, and then I remembered that my shares are safe. 323 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,134 I can't lose against you! 324 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,565 No, I won't do it. Oh God! 325 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,775 I'm taking the car. 326 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,864 Right. Then that's your first thing. 327 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,366 What? 328 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,909 Toni, bring me something! 329 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,244 Shit! Toni! 330 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,229 - My things. - Those idiots. 331 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,565 - Everything's still here. - Everything's mixed up. 332 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:10,608 OK, let's be logical. 333 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,610 OK, let's be logical. 334 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,529 Warm up, get dressed, dry off. 335 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,281 Cover nudity, warm up, get dressed. 336 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,035 My phone. 337 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,787 My suits. 338 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,668 That's cashmere, you have to hang it up. 339 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,114 NANA! NANA, can you hear me? 340 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,784 You've got to be kidding. 341 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,623 I'll take the coat. I'm ready. 342 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,291 And you? 343 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,336 That's your first thing? 344 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,467 - Yes. - Are you going to roll home? 345 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,184 Shit. 346 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,894 That's good. 347 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:30,438 Open your coat. 348 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,190 Why? 349 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,860 - Show me. - No. 350 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,907 - Dude! - It's both David Beckham. Counts as one. 351 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,825 - Take it off! - What? 352 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,328 The coat's too thin, the sweater too short. 353 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,706 I don't happen to keep a survival kit from Patagonia in my garage. 354 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,416 Trousers or sweater? 355 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,627 Trousers. Sweater! 356 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,754 The sweater... Fuck, I can't do this! 357 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,506 Stop it! No! 358 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,019 Hi, I don't mean to interrupt. 359 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,854 May I? 360 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,992 Oh, thank God. Thank you. 361 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,454 You can hang up, I found it! 362 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,873 Oh, I'd take the coat. 363 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,667 The sweater's a little short. 364 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,586 Fuck! 365 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,845 First one home gets to take a bath. 366 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,514 What? No, it's my bathtub. 367 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,275 Your shoulders are abnormal. You eat too much protein. 368 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,921 Now what? 369 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,390 DAY 2 370 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:10,932 I can't take it anymore. 371 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:12,558 It's as if someone pressed pause. 372 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,061 The music in my life is gone. I only hear my thoughts. 373 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,646 Ever notice how much shit you think? 374 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,440 If I listen for five more minutes, I'll jump out the window. 375 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,401 Will this day never end? 376 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,528 - It's 8:45 AM. - Oh God! 377 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,615 - What are you picking next? - I'm not telling. 378 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:29,992 What does that say? 379 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,287 - Hey, stop looking! - Where did you get chalk? 380 00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,039 You're cheating! I want chalk too. 381 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:36,666 - Go upstairs. - I'm bored. 382 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:40,336 - Deal with it. - You can give up any time. 383 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,256 - Fuck you! - Excuse me? 384 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,632 Mom! 385 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:47,218 I tried to reach you, but your phone is off. 386 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,011 I know! 387 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,931 You're doing what? 388 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,142 - 100 days. - 100 things. 389 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,310 Why? 390 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,354 - Isn't it obvious? - Is it? 391 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,523 - It is? - It's a political statement. 392 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,902 It's a statement against consumerism. 393 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,740 Yes, that's one way of putting it. 394 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:13,327 My word, finally he gets it! 395 00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,164 And I thought you had no backbone. 396 00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:19,500 In '89, they hosed us off the Wall with a water cannon. 397 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,336 Why? So we'd buy and buy and buy some more. 398 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:24,213 How about being human? 399 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,883 - Eh... Wolfgang? - Money isn't all that matters. 400 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:30,219 How is it going with your thingy? Your app? 401 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,430 You said someone was interested? 402 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,223 Eh... Yes, Mom, but... 403 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:37,602 What would you get for something like that? 5000? 404 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,771 - Not quite. - 4000? 405 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:45,318 Renate, stop it already. I'm proud. The youth awakens. 406 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,695 Men, I'm buying you something to eat. 407 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,156 Give me some money. 408 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,074 There's a McDonald's on the corner. 409 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,286 You hell raisers! 410 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,250 In '89 he fought for free elections, 411 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,628 and now he'll vote AfD or not at all. 412 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:07,798 He just can't handle it that Marx turned out to be right in the end. 413 00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:11,385 Speaking of Marx... 414 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,640 How is your mother? 415 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:22,313 She's flying around the world, giving lectures on the end of the West. 416 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,690 Some people always land on their feet. 417 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,235 Usually on those of others, yes. 418 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:31,864 You look tired. 419 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,283 Are you eating enough? 420 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,079 Your father and I are going to the Baltic Sea. 421 00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:39,622 I cut out some coupons. 422 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,416 I need a little romance and stuff. 423 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,752 Or else I'll forget why we're married. Paul? 424 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:46,879 Paul, you'll look after Grandma, 425 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,798 or she'll climb the chairs and clean the windows. 426 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,216 Oh, no. Mom! 427 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:53,469 Anton, stop grinning. You're going too. 428 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,973 And put something on. 429 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,058 DAY 3 430 00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:44,770 - NANA! - Paul! 431 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,856 - I missed you. - I missed you too! 432 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,985 Stop joking and show me. 433 00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:53,988 How can I when you keep joking? 434 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:55,823 NANA? 435 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,920 DAY 7 436 00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:23,100 Uh... isn't that cheating? 437 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:28,189 I slept 0.02 hours. My back and neck hurt. 438 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:32,443 I haven't crapped in three days, because you feed us cereal bars and bananas. 439 00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:35,446 One word to Toni and I shove R2D2 up your ass. 440 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,073 - I see. - OK. 441 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,075 - Great. - Paul? 442 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,451 Coming! 443 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,579 Betty? 444 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,539 I want to change my bet. 445 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:46,916 500 on Toni. 446 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,626 Then no one is betting on Paul. 447 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:50,336 Then who are we betting against? 448 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:54,006 David Zuckerman asked me to say he looks forward to meeting you. 449 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:57,301 And we took the liberty of sending you a little security guide. 450 00:27:57,551 --> 00:28:00,471 The man is worth more than the GDP of Austria. 451 00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:01,972 So there are some things to consider. 452 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,227 That was a joke, about Austria. 453 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,270 He's worth three times that. 454 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:11,899 The security regulations. Half of them. 455 00:28:12,066 --> 00:28:13,901 Then I ran out of paper. 456 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:16,487 - Oh, Paul, you're mother called. - Fuck! 457 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,990 Grandma? 458 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,743 Grandma, look who I brought! 459 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:27,123 Grandma? 460 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:30,918 Grandma! 461 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:33,254 Out of protest? 462 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:36,549 - Yes, Grandma. We got rid of our things. - But Paul's losing. 463 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,093 Who is that? 464 00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:43,180 - It's me, Toni. - Anton Katz, Grandma. 465 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:46,142 - He used to live with us. - I know that. 466 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,562 - Who? - Toni! 467 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:50,730 Toni. 468 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:52,815 Handsome Toni? 469 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,442 That's right. 470 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,986 You dropped my incense smoker once. 471 00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:59,947 It came from the Erzgebirge. It's missing an arm now. 472 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:03,325 - No, that was Paul. - Excuse me? Listen. 473 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,494 I got to light it and you pulled it away from me. 474 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:08,998 It was the only thing you couldn't have. My grandma, my incense smoker. 475 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,625 See? You're so petty. 476 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:13,335 Mom bought half the toy store for you. 477 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,254 I had those shitty jeans, you got Lego. 478 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,672 Don't you have wives? 479 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:20,509 No Grandma, we don't have time. 480 00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:24,764 He hasn't been in love since Anna Kloske. 481 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:26,849 What happened to her? 482 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,643 She left me for someone else, Grandma. 483 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,270 For whom? 484 00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,650 - Hey, please. - Really? 485 00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:39,403 My God, Paul, it was in 12th grade. Get over it! 486 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,155 - I had some nice, long... - Yes, long. 487 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,407 - ...relationships. - "Nice" is debatable. 488 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,702 Better than sleeping with someone else every night to feed your ego. 489 00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:48,621 - They were all so bitchy. - Bitchy? 490 00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:50,456 Better than your fuckdoll with fake tits. 491 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,541 You can't get a woman with character. 492 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:55,169 They can smell something's wrong from miles away. 493 00:29:58,339 --> 00:30:00,549 I'll go find the incense smoker. 494 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,635 Time to smoke a peace pipe. 495 00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,642 Look, NANA. 496 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,645 - This one or... - Yes, I like that one. 497 00:30:12,895 --> 00:30:15,815 - Or this one? - With those sneakers? 498 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,900 Obviously Oscar de la Renta. 499 00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:24,281 Hello. 500 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:26,992 Having some trouble smoking? 501 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:30,371 It's from the security guard. Part of the outfit. 502 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,915 Can you take a picture? 503 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:34,917 Sure. 504 00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:45,302 - OK. - OK, wait. 505 00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:48,097 NANA, can you hear me? 506 00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:50,766 Sorry Paul, but this month's data limit has been reached. 507 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,852 What? That's impossible. 508 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,980 What are you two doing here anyway? Is it an art project? 509 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,439 It's a bet. 510 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,360 - A bet? - 100 days consumption-free. 511 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,238 - Are you guys tree-huggers? - Not really. 512 00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:05,823 - What for then? - Just like that. 513 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:07,366 That's stupid. 514 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:09,827 You wear a bra over your dress and live in a garage. 515 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,413 - It's fashion and I don't live here. - Do you want a date? 516 00:31:14,832 --> 00:31:16,959 I think you just lost me. 517 00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:18,127 - What? - What? 518 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,589 Yes, a... date? 519 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:27,469 A date? 520 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,347 Fuck! I have nothing to wear! 521 00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,475 Don't cook some vegetarian shit, OK? 522 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:38,647 What do you say now, huh? 523 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,317 I can't get a woman with character? 524 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:45,404 If you have a problem with your internet connection... 525 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,323 - ...please say "four". - Four. 526 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:52,536 Due to the high number of callers, this call may be subject to delays. 527 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:56,874 The remaining waiting time is 27 minutes... 528 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,668 31 minutes. 529 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,463 45 minutes. 530 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,341 Did you already consult the internet for help? 531 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,468 Check www.vodaf... 532 00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:09,845 Meike Schmidt, what can I do for you? 533 00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,224 Hello? 534 00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:17,186 - Hello? - Please! No, no, no... 535 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,146 No, no, no! 536 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:27,571 Your current waiting time is 1300 minutes. 537 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:30,616 The next available representative has been reserved for you. 538 00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:36,372 Save me. 539 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:40,751 - What's wrong with you? - I got stuck in the Twilight Zone. 540 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,002 Oh, no... 541 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:45,798 I can't go online because I can't pay and I can't pay without going online. 542 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:48,467 - Oh God. - I've seen hell. 543 00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:51,845 This is how the world will end, in a hotline. 544 00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:54,765 Come in, I'll make you some tap water. 545 00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:02,022 Tell me something terrible from your life to lift my spirits. 546 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,441 How's it going? 547 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,278 - With what? - With the date. 548 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:09,488 What about it? 549 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,866 Is it going terribly? 550 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:15,536 No. Why? 551 00:33:16,537 --> 00:33:19,331 Well, because you have nothing to entertain her with, 552 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:22,543 you turned skinny and unattractive without your protein, 553 00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:24,753 your hair is falling out without your pills. 554 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:26,130 What? 555 00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:31,135 - Where? - In the back. It's barely noticeable. 556 00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:32,720 Shit! Take a picture. 557 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,179 Come on. 558 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,724 - Are your eyes dry? - What do you want from me? 559 00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:41,061 I spent four hours on the phone. Four hours of my life I'll never get back. 560 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,814 - My phone is supposed to save me time. - Then put it away. 561 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:48,110 - What? - Just put it away. 562 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,863 - Are you crazy? - You see? 563 00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:53,240 You just can't be alone. 564 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:57,494 You always need something. Your possessions possess you. 565 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,372 Nonsense. 566 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:04,293 Ever wondered why you bought all the things we offered you? 567 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:06,712 - Nonsense! - Yeah! 568 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:11,091 Shit, shit, shit! 569 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,765 HAIR PILLS!!! 570 00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:26,523 NANA, how many things have I bought since we met? 571 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,108 151. 572 00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:33,363 - How many did I already have? - 24. 573 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:38,827 Hey, the Americans want the test version of our program. 574 00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:39,995 Send it to them. 575 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,247 - But... - Pardon me? 576 00:34:42,498 --> 00:34:44,124 This is a private conversation. 577 00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:48,545 But, NANA... 578 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,590 why do I order things I don't need? 579 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:54,468 Because buying makes you happy, Paul. 580 00:34:59,348 --> 00:35:00,849 What is happiness, NANA? 581 00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:06,021 - NANA? - I can google "happiness" for you, Paul. 582 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:13,695 Betty! 583 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:21,036 Listen. What I'm about to say will be our little secret. 584 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:22,579 Nobody can find out about it. 585 00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,456 Oh God! 586 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,166 What does God have to do with it? 587 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,626 I knew this day would come. 588 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,129 You're Christian Grey, I'm Anastasia Steele. 589 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:31,755 What? 590 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:35,134 You're the handsome, screwed-up boss and I'm the shy intern 591 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:38,262 who steals your heart after going through your torture chamber. 592 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,429 What are you talking about? 593 00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:41,723 Fifty Shades of Grey. 594 00:35:42,516 --> 00:35:44,017 Never read it. 595 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:47,896 Never mind. 596 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,149 I need your help. 597 00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:51,817 I have a date and I need to cook something. 598 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,944 A date? 599 00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:55,654 I just don't know what. 600 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:58,407 And I need someone to get the stuff from the supermarket. 601 00:35:58,991 --> 00:35:59,992 Wouldn't that be cheating? 602 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:01,827 Well, I wouldn't buy anything. 603 00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:05,622 The ingredients would just happen to be in the refrigerator. 604 00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:07,541 - Of course you would... - 2.5K net. 605 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:10,586 14-month salary, 12 weeks holiday, paid. 606 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:15,174 - Oh, these ungrateful... - Toni! Paul and I sent the Ame... 607 00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,135 Isn't it time to change your contact lenses? 608 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:21,221 They're weekly lenses, you can keep them in a little longer. 609 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:22,556 OK. 610 00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:25,559 It's none of my business, but I think it's time for new ones. 611 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:27,853 - I can't buy any. - What about glasses? 612 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,605 Glasses! 613 00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:31,607 I smell like a cow's ass, 614 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:35,235 my hair looks like shit and your butter is giving me pimples. 615 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,821 - Maybe check a mirror. - And now glasses too? Sure! 616 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:39,865 I'll look 15 again. I have a date! 617 00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:46,371 You just want me to look like... 618 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:48,832 Oh God! 619 00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:52,711 Hello. 620 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,673 I haven't had many dates lately, 621 00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:58,383 and I'm not an expert, 622 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,429 but I'd rather not skip the stage where you still wear trousers. 623 00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:07,684 I had to swap it for the glasses. 624 00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:09,561 It's better this way, believe me. 625 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:14,441 Come on in. 626 00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:15,776 OK. 627 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,003 Do you like it? 628 00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:41,593 I don't have any pepper. 629 00:37:42,386 --> 00:37:44,638 Or salt either. I just can't cook. 630 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,016 But I have wine. 631 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,060 Yes, please. 632 00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:54,147 May I? 633 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:55,607 Oh, right. 634 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,456 There. 635 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:21,049 Cheers. 636 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,226 OK, Lucy... 637 00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:35,522 Tell me, what do you do when you're not hanging out in garages? 638 00:38:35,689 --> 00:38:37,983 Please, let's skip the "what do you do" nonsense. 639 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,443 I... 640 00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:41,236 I have no idea who you are. 641 00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:43,071 You have no idea who I am. 642 00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:45,198 We can be who we want to be. 643 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,410 So, just make something up. 644 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,163 - Anything? - Yes, be spontaneous. 645 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,583 Spontaneous, don't think about it. 646 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,960 Three, two, one. 647 00:38:57,127 --> 00:38:58,628 I'm a millionaire. 648 00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:00,797 A millionaire? 649 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,466 From what? 650 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,135 I sold an app. 651 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:09,348 An app... 652 00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:11,933 A millionaire? 653 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,435 In an empty apartment? 654 00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:18,148 I can't trust anyone, they all want my money, so I'm playing poor. 655 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,194 You're playing poor because you're looking for true love. 656 00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:25,113 - Like everyone. - Someone who loves me for myself. 657 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,367 Or someone who loves you for your secrets. 658 00:39:30,202 --> 00:39:32,913 But who might that woman be? 659 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,416 Good question. 660 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:40,295 On the street, the millionaire wouldn't even notice her. 661 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:42,798 She is moderately attractive, 662 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:46,176 but she has an excellent taste in fashion. 663 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:49,596 "Moderately attractive". 664 00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:51,848 The millionaire is testing her. 665 00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:54,226 He did everything to scare her off. 666 00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:55,727 He's not wearing pants. 667 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:58,438 - He cooked terribly. - Without salt. 668 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:01,149 - He makes it hard for her. - But... 669 00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:03,443 The woman won't be fooled. 670 00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:10,742 Well, I think you look great tonight. 671 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:11,952 Far above average. 672 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,292 Something's running out of your eye. 673 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:22,587 Something yellow. Don't rub it. 674 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:23,755 Oh God! 675 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,675 I know they're a bit red, but it's just the lenses, I... 676 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,885 Oh God! 677 00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:32,139 - Oh God, oh God... - Hold this, please. 678 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:33,682 What are you doing? 679 00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:35,350 Chamomile tea. 680 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,895 - Do you think it's a good idea? - It's all I found at the gas station. 681 00:40:40,522 --> 00:40:42,899 - It's boiling hot. - Not at all. 682 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:48,196 That's not chamomile, it's peppermint. 683 00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:50,073 - What? - Smell it. 684 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:57,330 Sorry. 685 00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,624 Oops. 686 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,586 I couldn't resist. Nurses are sexy. 687 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,297 Really? 688 00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:08,008 May I open my eyes now? 689 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,552 Definitely not. 690 00:41:12,554 --> 00:41:14,306 Stay still. 691 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,186 I'm a little hot. 692 00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:20,979 I'm taking something off if you don't mind. 693 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:27,152 I know this is a bit unprofessional, 694 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:29,696 but... 695 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:33,116 there's a reason I got kicked out of nurses' school. 696 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,578 Careful. Hold still. 697 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,294 Hello! I thought you might need dese... 698 00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:45,462 Hello. 699 00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:48,381 - Hello. - Where's Toni? 700 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,342 - In the bathroom. - You're disturbing us! 701 00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:52,010 Why? What are you doing? 702 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,179 Hold still or the teabags will slide down! 703 00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:58,183 - Teabags? - Come in. 704 00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:04,356 - I bought 151 things. 151! Why? - Because it's nice! 705 00:42:04,606 --> 00:42:06,983 - More, I think. - Because it makes you happy. 706 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:08,568 Because it makes me happy. 707 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:10,862 - Great dress, by the way. - Thank you. 708 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:15,200 But when I buy things to make me happy, what does that say about me? 709 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,079 That you're not happy. 710 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:22,123 Exactly. 711 00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:24,042 Or else you'd just stop. 712 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:26,419 Why else would I keep wanting more? 713 00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:29,798 That's not your decision to make. 714 00:42:30,799 --> 00:42:32,175 Your brain is from the Stone Age. 715 00:42:32,801 --> 00:42:34,427 It's always afraid to starve. 716 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,304 That's how it's wired. Hoard and eat. 717 00:42:36,555 --> 00:42:38,181 I'm not a Neanderthal, I have a free will. 718 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:40,183 Bullshit! There is no free will. 719 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:43,144 - No? - Consider your phone. 720 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,439 It is designed to appeal to your Stone Age brain. 721 00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:48,775 You have to become dependent. You can't fight back. 722 00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:51,236 So it's not about happiness at all? 723 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,863 It's about the promise of happiness. 724 00:42:54,531 --> 00:42:57,576 People have to move. Always chasing that carrot. 725 00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:02,455 So that means nobody can be happy, or the business goes south. 726 00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:03,957 Exactly. 727 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,045 What is... What are you doing? 728 00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:10,714 - What is she doing? - I don't... 729 00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:12,340 I'm just going to the toilet. 730 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:21,057 - Shit! You see? - I'm over here. 731 00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:23,435 Thank you for putting her off! 732 00:43:23,685 --> 00:43:25,604 I was so close to the finish line. 733 00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:28,648 And that wasn't easy. I mean, just look at me! 734 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:31,484 Then you walk in with your Ecumenical Church Day. 735 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:34,362 - You were talking the whole time. - This is about Anna Kloske. 736 00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:37,073 - What? - You are so vindictive. 737 00:43:37,324 --> 00:43:40,368 "Alright, let's talk about happiness". 738 00:43:42,162 --> 00:43:43,705 I know what you're up to. 739 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:47,584 I'm getting that chick tonight, you can bet your life on it! 740 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:50,837 - I thought you might care about what... - Walk me to the door. 741 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:53,089 Go. 742 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,383 - Why? - Go to the door. 743 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,559 Yeah, uh... 744 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,311 Sorry, uh... 745 00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:07,896 Paul had to go to bed. 746 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:09,856 He's gone. 747 00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:11,941 I heard. 748 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:26,665 You want to get the chick. 749 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:28,708 Excuse me? 750 00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:32,671 You were so close to the finish line. 751 00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:36,257 I think that was a misunderstanding. 752 00:44:36,508 --> 00:44:38,426 Yes, I think so too. 753 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:10,375 Stop, stop, stop... 754 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,210 Stop, stop, stop... 755 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,673 Fuck. Sorry. 756 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:38,528 Grandma? 757 00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:40,405 I'll make you some food. 758 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:43,366 - Grandma! - Whoa, that's heavy. 759 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:45,243 Grandma! 760 00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:47,704 Grandma, you can't do things like that. 761 00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:50,290 - Who else will do it? - What do you want with that? 762 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:52,917 There were two boys here the other day. 763 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:56,171 - Yes, that was us. - I know that. 764 00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:57,756 Me and Toni. 765 00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,424 Handsome Toni? 766 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,384 That's right. 767 00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:04,471 What does that have to do with the suitcase? 768 00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:07,098 I don't remember. 769 00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:09,267 I saved it when we fled. 770 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:11,478 We weren't allowed to take more. 771 00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:14,355 - May I? - Go ahead. 772 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:20,403 Wait, so... 773 00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:22,989 All your possessions fit in there? 774 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,201 There were six of us in one room. 775 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:29,454 At the refugee camp. Nobody wanted us. 776 00:46:30,663 --> 00:46:32,415 Kind of like today. 777 00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:34,083 Yes. 778 00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:35,877 People forget. 779 00:46:38,213 --> 00:46:39,798 Is that Grandpa? 780 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,591 Show me. 781 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:45,804 Does he look like Grandpa? 782 00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:47,847 Then who is he? 783 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,687 I made the dress out of our nice tablecloths. 784 00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:57,357 We didn't need them anymore. 785 00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:01,611 - Look at you smiling. - That's impossible. 786 00:47:01,778 --> 00:47:03,530 You are. Look. 787 00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:05,365 You look super happy. 788 00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:07,826 Well... 789 00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:10,328 We were young. We survived. 790 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,081 That was already a lot. 791 00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,964 What is it, Paul? 792 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:23,132 Nothing, Grandma. It's just the smoke. 793 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:27,887 Come here. Hey, come here. 794 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,473 Like in the old days. 795 00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:33,142 Grandma, I'm almost 37. 796 00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:39,315 Everything was easy for you, Grandma. 797 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,693 You had nothing. 798 00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:43,736 But you were still happy. 799 00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:46,239 We have everything. 800 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,743 We can eat when we want to, what we want to... 801 00:47:51,786 --> 00:47:54,330 Nobody shoots at us, nobody locks us up. 802 00:47:55,665 --> 00:47:57,792 We have no reason to be unhappy. 803 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,211 You had the war. 804 00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:02,297 Poor boy. 805 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,550 Why aren't we ever happy for long? 806 00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:10,597 Happiness is like water, Paul. 807 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:15,143 If you try to hold on to it, you'll go through life with clenched fists. 808 00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:22,400 Nurse! 809 00:48:23,985 --> 00:48:25,028 I need your help. 810 00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,531 I can't get these stupid drops in. 811 00:48:31,284 --> 00:48:33,077 Hey, don't look. 812 00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:39,292 Hold still, or the drops won't stay in. 813 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:41,461 Yes, it's okay... 814 00:48:43,922 --> 00:48:45,506 What are you doing here anyway? 815 00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,217 It's long before midnight. 816 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,594 I wanted to see you arrive. 817 00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:52,430 I'm not dressed yet. 818 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,182 I'll help you. 819 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:19,749 Wow. 820 00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:21,501 Why do you have all this? 821 00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:23,795 This isn't all of it. 822 00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:40,645 Yes... 823 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:47,193 Wait... 824 00:50:56,471 --> 00:50:58,139 I'd like to see you more often. 825 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,392 Yes. 826 00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:05,521 On one condition. 827 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:07,940 What? 828 00:51:08,191 --> 00:51:10,777 What's in here, stays in here. 829 00:51:13,071 --> 00:51:14,072 OK. 830 00:51:14,322 --> 00:51:16,157 You won't come after me. 831 00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:18,910 OK. 832 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:26,352 - Nervous? - Nah. 833 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,648 - In ten minutes? - Yo! 834 00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:32,900 But you're not wearing that? 835 00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:35,027 Did you pick up your suit? 836 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:36,779 Suit or tea. 837 00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:38,990 Oh God, they're coming! 838 00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,371 What are they doing? 839 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:47,915 - Isn't it time you got glasses? - You'd like that. 840 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,794 Stop staring out the window and go do something cool. 841 00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:53,212 Like what, drink coffee? 842 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:54,714 Go! 843 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:59,760 - What are they doing? - Nothing, what... 844 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:05,808 Of course he drives electric. 845 00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:10,938 You read the protocol? 846 00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:13,065 - I gave up at page 200. - His eyes were sore. 847 00:53:14,609 --> 00:53:16,903 Hilarious. Mr. Dröger, please write that down. 848 00:53:17,153 --> 00:53:19,655 If you misbehave, I will lose my job. 849 00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:20,990 And then I can't pay my nanny, 850 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,075 and my nanny can't pay her nanny either, 851 00:53:23,242 --> 00:53:25,494 triggering a devastating economic chain reaction 852 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:27,788 leading to the election of a right-wing chancellor. 853 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:29,916 Did you hear me? 854 00:53:30,082 --> 00:53:32,710 Please, Mr. Becht, the executive summary. 855 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:34,629 Only speak when you are addressed. 856 00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:37,006 You will show friendly, un-German behavior. 857 00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:39,884 When a joke is made, you will laugh appropriately, 858 00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:42,053 but refrain from making jokes yourself. 859 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:53,749 Should someone tell him it's speaking Finnish? 860 00:55:04,844 --> 00:55:06,262 Now... May I? 861 00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:08,139 Yes, of course. 862 00:55:23,738 --> 00:55:25,072 - Are you mad? - Just wait. 863 00:55:41,213 --> 00:55:42,423 What? 864 00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:53,351 What? 865 00:56:08,324 --> 00:56:10,117 What? Sorry. 866 00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:32,932 - Are you out of your mind? - 14 million! 867 00:56:33,099 --> 00:56:35,476 Did someone open your skull and take a dump in it? 868 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:38,020 - 14 million! - Can you even hear me? 869 00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:40,481 Can you hear what I'm saying? 870 00:56:40,648 --> 00:56:44,318 14 million euros, Paul. Your turn. 871 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:46,237 You just do what you want, huh? 872 00:56:46,404 --> 00:56:48,989 Making big deals behind my back. Why didn't you tell me? 873 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:50,825 - Because there is no deal. - What? 874 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:52,451 I was just bluffing. 875 00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:53,702 What? 876 00:56:53,953 --> 00:56:55,830 Come on, he knows. He's not stupid. 877 00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:58,249 But he still can't say no. 878 00:56:58,499 --> 00:57:00,292 - Why? - Because he wants the data. 879 00:57:00,543 --> 00:57:03,087 He doesn't care that our app is cute and makes people laugh. 880 00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:05,131 His currency is data. 881 00:57:05,381 --> 00:57:07,925 It's my app! I invented it! 882 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:11,220 And thanks to me it's now worth 14 million euros! 883 00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:15,057 But it wasn't about the money. We wanted to do something good for people. 884 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:17,268 Paul, please stop whining. 885 00:57:17,435 --> 00:57:20,354 People don't even know what's good for them. 886 00:57:20,521 --> 00:57:22,481 They want one thing and do another. 887 00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:26,444 Happiness doesn't exist. All we need to win are instincts and discipline. 888 00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:28,571 To hell with a system that's all about winning. 889 00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:31,031 - That's why you always lose. - I don't lose. 890 00:57:31,282 --> 00:57:34,118 You do. Wait, who bet on Paul? 891 00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:36,245 Nobody? 892 00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:37,746 Why would that be? 893 00:57:37,913 --> 00:57:40,791 OK guys, isn't it time to celebrate? 894 00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:43,794 Finally! You should really thank me. 895 00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:46,505 Come on, let's drink the champagne now. 896 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,716 I just made this dump a fortune. 897 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,926 I don't want to waste my time measuring dicks. 898 00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:56,098 Yeah, because we all know who'd lose then. 899 00:57:58,517 --> 00:57:59,518 Pardon? 900 00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:02,563 But maybe that's why you have to inflate your ego like that. 901 00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:07,151 - I'm not sinking to that level. - Better not to. 902 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:11,739 - It's not a matter of size. - It's relative. In Asia you'd be king. 903 00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:14,033 - Yours is half foreskin. - At least I have one. 904 00:58:14,283 --> 00:58:17,244 - That's anti-Semitic. - Now you're Jewish again? 905 00:58:17,495 --> 00:58:18,787 My cock is fine! 906 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,581 Says who? 907 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,374 Several sources independently confirmed it. 908 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:25,669 - Oh really? Who? - Anna Kloske, for example. 909 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:49,151 - I'm betting everything. - What? 910 00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:52,404 We have 20 days left. I'm betting all my shares on you losing. 911 00:58:52,655 --> 00:58:53,739 What? 912 00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:56,492 Come on, you player, winner takes all, 913 00:58:56,742 --> 00:58:58,118 and the staff gets half. 914 00:58:58,285 --> 00:58:59,787 But without cheating. Can you manage? 915 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:01,330 No more orders with Betty. 916 00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:05,209 - I don't know what you mean. - Come on! I'm not stupid. 917 00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:07,920 Scampi and white wine in the fridge. Eye drops? 918 00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:10,047 - That's cheating. - Cheating? 919 00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:13,092 - Who keeps trading? - Who keeps counting things as one? 920 00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:14,385 - Like what? - Your hair pills. 921 00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:16,637 - Should I count every pill? - Yes. 922 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,974 I'd like to see what you choose, your hair or 14 million euros. 923 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:22,685 Your phone counts as 40 things in one! 924 00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:24,603 OK. Fine. 925 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:26,021 From midnight: 926 00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:29,817 no cell phone, no trading, everything counts, nothing from the office. 927 00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:32,027 If you get caught, you lose immediately. 928 00:59:35,114 --> 00:59:36,699 Deal. 929 00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:40,953 - Hey! - You said after midnight. 930 00:59:58,887 --> 01:00:00,264 Sorry. 931 01:00:50,356 --> 01:00:52,566 - Have you completely lost it? - Why? 932 01:00:52,733 --> 01:00:54,276 Did he put you on my case? 933 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:56,028 No. 934 01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:57,988 Why are you spying on me, not him? 935 01:00:58,906 --> 01:01:00,240 Greater likelihood of meltdown. 936 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:03,077 Shame on you. 937 01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:05,329 - Shame on all of you! - 14 million? 938 01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:07,081 Friendship has its limits. 939 01:01:07,873 --> 01:01:09,291 Want a bite? 940 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:13,003 - Eh... Paul? - Yes, what is it? 941 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,672 Your mother. 942 01:01:14,922 --> 01:01:18,133 - Yesterday? Why didn't you tell me? - Your phone was off. 943 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:21,095 - Oh, shit. That's right. - It all went well. 944 01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:24,807 She has a cast now, and she's still a little out of it, 945 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:26,058 but you can go visit her. 946 01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:28,143 She'd like that. 947 01:01:28,394 --> 01:01:31,438 She's not used to hospitals. Dad is there right now. 948 01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:35,025 This is awful. Why does she do this? 949 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:38,278 It was to be expected that she'd fall down sooner or later. 950 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:40,155 She won't listen to anyone. 951 01:01:40,406 --> 01:01:42,700 What are you doing with her things? 952 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:44,493 I'm seeing what she can take to the home. 953 01:01:46,412 --> 01:01:48,914 - A home? - Pauli... 954 01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:54,128 She can't live alone anymore. We can't be there for her all the time. 955 01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:56,088 It's nice there. She'll have things to do. 956 01:01:56,255 --> 01:01:59,842 So you're sorting out half her life, or what? 957 01:02:00,092 --> 01:02:01,343 I wanted to ask you if you want anything. 958 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:04,763 - Me? - Yes, as a souvenir. 959 01:02:07,141 --> 01:02:08,434 Look. 960 01:02:10,728 --> 01:02:12,104 Do you know who that is? 961 01:02:12,688 --> 01:02:13,981 No idea. 962 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:16,608 I think that was her true love. 963 01:02:16,859 --> 01:02:18,902 A Russian soldier? 964 01:02:19,695 --> 01:02:20,988 You see? 965 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:22,990 We don't know anything, Mom. 966 01:02:23,741 --> 01:02:27,161 If even we don't know what all this means, then who will care? 967 01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:29,997 Without Grandma here, it's all just stuff. 968 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:34,710 It's not about her memories, but about yours. 969 01:02:39,173 --> 01:02:41,216 So, do you want to keep something, or not? 970 01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:44,178 No. 971 01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:46,138 What's wrong, Paul? 972 01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:48,891 Nothing, I have no space this week. 973 01:02:49,057 --> 01:02:50,809 We need you to help with the move on Saturday. 974 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:52,561 - Tell Toni. - Yes, I will. 975 01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:54,521 - And visit her in the hospital. - I will. 976 01:02:54,772 --> 01:02:57,858 - Bring her cigarettes, or she'll go mad. - I don't have money, Mom. 977 01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,735 - Wait, I... - No, Mom. 978 01:02:59,902 --> 01:03:01,195 That's against the rules. 979 01:03:02,029 --> 01:03:04,031 Take care, Mom. 980 01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:07,451 Well, thanks for your help. 981 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:34,520 PSYCHOSOMATIC MEDICINE 982 01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:39,024 What's this? 983 01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:41,109 Bye. See you next week. 984 01:03:41,276 --> 01:03:42,486 Bye. 985 01:03:48,116 --> 01:03:49,993 And a good day to you. 986 01:03:51,912 --> 01:03:54,248 There are one or two things I'd like to know. 987 01:03:59,211 --> 01:04:00,337 Not here, OK? 988 01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:03,924 What are we doing here? 989 01:04:04,091 --> 01:04:05,592 Hold this. 990 01:04:13,851 --> 01:04:15,352 Give me your hand. 991 01:04:20,983 --> 01:04:22,943 Here, 2500 euros. 992 01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:25,654 Gucci, 4000 euros. 993 01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:28,156 Prada, almost 6000. 994 01:04:31,243 --> 01:04:32,870 How much in total? 995 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,122 68,743 euros. 996 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,000 How did you pay for all that? 997 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,545 First with my salary, then credit cards. 998 01:04:41,712 --> 01:04:43,547 Then money I stole from friends' wallets. 999 01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:45,299 And they just went along with it? 1000 01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:48,260 Let's put it this way: I don't have many friends left. 1001 01:04:54,141 --> 01:04:55,851 Show me. 1002 01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:58,270 Christ! 1003 01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,147 Stupid exercise. 1004 01:05:00,314 --> 01:05:03,108 - Why do you have to do that? - So we realize we're not cured yet. 1005 01:05:03,275 --> 01:05:04,610 As if I need a reminder. 1006 01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:07,988 And now? 1007 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,576 I have to give up everything I have for seven years. 1008 01:05:13,327 --> 01:05:16,079 I have to move into a self-help flat, go to therapy. 1009 01:05:16,914 --> 01:05:18,832 I have to face reality. 1010 01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:21,043 I'd say it's going quite well. 1011 01:05:22,002 --> 01:05:24,171 You hide all your stuff and play princess at night. 1012 01:05:24,338 --> 01:05:25,839 You don't understand. 1013 01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:28,884 Trust me, if anyone understands, it's me. 1014 01:05:30,928 --> 01:05:32,930 If all my things are gone... 1015 01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:35,349 what is left of me? 1016 01:05:38,226 --> 01:05:39,728 Before the bet... 1017 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:42,689 I had 10,000 things. 1018 01:05:43,357 --> 01:05:44,858 10,000. 1019 01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:49,237 Last week, I had 77. 1020 01:05:50,948 --> 01:05:54,242 - Do you feel better now? - I don't know. 1021 01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:57,162 You get a sense... 1022 01:05:58,956 --> 01:06:00,916 of how free you could really be. 1023 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,254 Free and starving, in your case. 1024 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:10,425 Sorry, I only ate half a banana today. 1025 01:06:10,676 --> 01:06:12,177 Please don't tell him. 1026 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:15,263 I can be who I want to be for two hours a day. 1027 01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:16,765 Don't take that from me. 1028 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:19,518 OK. 1029 01:06:19,768 --> 01:06:20,894 Promise. 1030 01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:23,981 I promise. What kind of a person do you think I am? 1031 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,028 Well? Hungry? 1032 01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:33,240 I wouldn't wait too long if I were you. 1033 01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:36,076 - Why? - Um... 1034 01:06:37,077 --> 01:06:38,203 Nothing. 1035 01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:40,414 I didn't say anything. What would I have said? 1036 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,457 I have nothing to say. Good night. 1037 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:52,634 Why shouldn't I wait? 1038 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,303 Nothing, it was just a... 1039 01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:57,389 Don't give me that look. I hate that. 1040 01:06:57,639 --> 01:07:00,017 - Where's my deodorant? - Paul, look at me. 1041 01:07:01,268 --> 01:07:02,519 Look at me! 1042 01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:05,856 With your eyes open. 1043 01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:10,193 There. Now what? 1044 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:11,486 Until one of us blinks. 1045 01:07:11,737 --> 01:07:13,280 That's mean. I always lose. 1046 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:14,406 Exactly. 1047 01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,701 OK. She's not coming today. 1048 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,411 Happy now? 1049 01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:23,999 - Why? How do you know? - I just know. Now stop asking. 1050 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:25,459 You better not pull any tricks. 1051 01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:27,252 It's not funny. 1052 01:07:27,502 --> 01:07:29,588 - It's really important to me. - It? 1053 01:07:30,297 --> 01:07:31,590 - She. - She? 1054 01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:35,635 Then what is her name? 1055 01:07:36,178 --> 01:07:37,846 Does she have a last name? 1056 01:07:38,013 --> 01:07:40,807 Where does she live? What does she do? How old is she? 1057 01:07:44,895 --> 01:07:47,564 Hey, that's mean! You know that I would like to know. 1058 01:07:47,814 --> 01:07:49,858 - But? - But she won't tell me. 1059 01:07:50,025 --> 01:07:51,818 And why won't she tell you? 1060 01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:55,280 Toni, we both know how this works: She lets you in, you lose interest. 1061 01:07:55,447 --> 01:07:56,656 Like always. 1062 01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:59,242 You let them stroke your ego and then discard them. 1063 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,078 Don't start with Anna Kloske again. 1064 01:08:04,414 --> 01:08:05,916 Toni... 1065 01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:08,794 you don't need anyone. 1066 01:08:10,212 --> 01:08:12,923 You don't even know what it feels like to miss someone. 1067 01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:15,509 Because nothing's missing about you. You're perfect. 1068 01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:17,469 You, all by yourself. 1069 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:20,138 Leave her alone, man. 1070 01:08:21,348 --> 01:08:22,974 If you really like her... 1071 01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:25,227 then let her be. 1072 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,031 Excuse me, I'm... 1073 01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:39,699 I had... 1074 01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:40,867 Never mind. 1075 01:08:41,118 --> 01:08:42,536 Here I am. 1076 01:08:43,078 --> 01:08:44,579 What's wrong? 1077 01:08:46,206 --> 01:08:47,207 Nothing. 1078 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:49,751 Come in. 1079 01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,170 Sorry, I... 1080 01:12:23,173 --> 01:12:26,468 Why can't I... It's so stupid. 1081 01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:32,182 I swear I won't hurt you, I won't throw you away. 1082 01:12:32,432 --> 01:12:33,808 Don't listen to him, please. 1083 01:12:33,975 --> 01:12:35,602 He told you. 1084 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:38,521 Yes... No... 1085 01:12:39,773 --> 01:12:41,066 What exactly? 1086 01:12:43,068 --> 01:12:44,569 Take care, Toni. 1087 01:13:12,764 --> 01:13:14,265 You got the right idea. 1088 01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:16,935 Like Diogenes in the barrel. 1089 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,063 The world is disgusting. 1090 01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:22,399 Being poor is a virtue! 1091 01:13:53,138 --> 01:13:54,305 What are you looking at? 1092 01:13:55,390 --> 01:13:58,017 It's still eatable. No need to throw it away. 1093 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,937 Consumerist pricks! 1094 01:14:07,402 --> 01:14:08,903 She's gone. 1095 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:11,364 What? 1096 01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:13,867 Congratulations. 1097 01:14:25,837 --> 01:14:27,338 Why did you do that? 1098 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,049 Why did I do what? 1099 01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:38,683 It was seized? 1100 01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:41,644 Did she steal it all? 1101 01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:48,401 She just has a ton of debt and... 1102 01:14:49,194 --> 01:14:50,612 A little psycho thing. 1103 01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:56,910 That's why you ratted on her? 1104 01:14:57,577 --> 01:14:58,578 I didn't rat on her. 1105 01:14:58,745 --> 01:15:01,623 Are you so fucking jealous you can't let me be happy for a moment? 1106 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:03,500 What? 1107 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:05,126 You want me to never see her again. 1108 01:15:05,293 --> 01:15:08,505 I just said you're not good for her. See her as often as you want. 1109 01:15:08,671 --> 01:15:10,715 How? Huh? How? 1110 01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:12,759 I don't know her name. 1111 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,512 I don't know where she lives. You said it yourself! 1112 01:15:15,762 --> 01:15:17,263 I can't call her! 1113 01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:20,099 - I don't know if she has a phone! - Of course she does! 1114 01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:22,101 She called herself on that first night. 1115 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:27,941 - From your phone. - What? 1116 01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:29,609 Her number is on your phone. 1117 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:31,027 Nons... 1118 01:15:32,362 --> 01:15:33,363 That's right. 1119 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:36,199 Now you got me, huh? 1120 01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:38,618 What? 1121 01:15:38,785 --> 01:15:40,286 So that's why you did all this? 1122 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:43,665 - What? - So I'd get your phone and... 1123 01:15:44,249 --> 01:15:45,667 you win the bet? 1124 01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:48,586 - It's worth it for 14 million euros. - Are you mad? 1125 01:15:48,836 --> 01:15:49,963 That's just like you. 1126 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:53,758 You're only happy when everyone around you is just as unhappy as you are! 1127 01:16:11,943 --> 01:16:13,528 Now I get it. 1128 01:16:18,116 --> 01:16:20,285 It's all a big misunderstanding. 1129 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,247 I would be glad if you'd explain it to me. 1130 01:16:26,874 --> 01:16:29,252 We always think we're best friends. 1131 01:16:30,962 --> 01:16:32,630 But we just know each other for a long time. 1132 01:16:35,258 --> 01:16:36,759 There's a difference. 1133 01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:47,186 I give up. 1134 01:16:48,021 --> 01:16:50,273 You won. Have fun with the money. 1135 01:17:18,718 --> 01:17:19,802 She didn't know where she was. 1136 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:22,305 Tried to get up in the middle of the night. 1137 01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:25,099 With her broken hip. 1138 01:17:26,059 --> 01:17:29,145 It took a while before they noticed. 1139 01:17:29,771 --> 01:17:31,731 The second operation was too much. 1140 01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:47,580 Where were you? 1141 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,749 What was so important? 1142 01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:55,088 I don't know. 1143 01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:00,593 I don't know. 1144 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,195 Stupid bet. 1145 01:18:23,491 --> 01:18:24,575 I hate him. 1146 01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:27,078 He's your best friend. 1147 01:18:28,538 --> 01:18:29,539 No. 1148 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:33,835 No, we're not friends. 1149 01:18:36,754 --> 01:18:39,173 - We are the hare and the hedgehog. - What? 1150 01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:43,928 That was on the tape you always played when he couldn't sleep. 1151 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:48,766 - About the race? - Yes. 1152 01:18:51,644 --> 01:18:55,314 He's always the better one, the faster one, the stronger one. 1153 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:57,024 - But... - I'm done. 1154 01:18:57,817 --> 01:18:59,360 Oh, Pauli. 1155 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:03,531 Would you rather have him as your son? 1156 01:19:04,574 --> 01:19:06,033 No? 1157 01:19:06,743 --> 01:19:08,077 Be honest. 1158 01:19:08,953 --> 01:19:10,663 What kind of rubbish is that? 1159 01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:12,749 I don't know. 1160 01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:15,960 Everything he did was always good. 1161 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,045 You were much harsher with me. 1162 01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:22,508 He just had a tougher life, Pauli. 1163 01:19:47,742 --> 01:19:49,702 Oh, Paul, you idiot. 1164 01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:04,509 Hello, this is Lucy Denske's mailbox. 1165 01:20:04,675 --> 01:20:06,677 Leave a message after the beep. 1166 01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:21,359 Hello? 1167 01:20:26,697 --> 01:20:28,199 Uh... sorry. 1168 01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:32,328 Lucy? 1169 01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:34,288 Lucy! 1170 01:20:35,581 --> 01:20:36,582 Lucy! 1171 01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:38,084 Go away! 1172 01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:39,877 Oh God, it's you. 1173 01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:42,088 - Are you still there? - No! 1174 01:20:42,255 --> 01:20:43,297 Listen... 1175 01:20:43,548 --> 01:20:45,341 I'm sorry you got caught in the crossfire. 1176 01:20:45,883 --> 01:20:46,968 Paul is a loser! 1177 01:20:47,134 --> 01:20:50,805 He doesn't know when to stop. He shouldn't have done that. 1178 01:20:57,103 --> 01:20:58,104 What did he do? 1179 01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:00,565 Well... 1180 01:21:01,524 --> 01:21:02,775 He ratted on you. 1181 01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:05,027 All your stuff was seized. 1182 01:21:05,945 --> 01:21:07,864 I'm so sorry. I'll fix it for you. 1183 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,575 Nobody ratted on me. 1184 01:21:12,118 --> 01:21:13,703 I turned myself in. 1185 01:21:15,997 --> 01:21:17,248 What? 1186 01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:20,543 You said there is no free will. 1187 01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:23,379 So I thought... 1188 01:21:23,546 --> 01:21:26,299 it's the perfect time to prove the opposite. 1189 01:21:29,886 --> 01:21:31,178 Lucy! 1190 01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:37,059 Okay, how much debt do you have? 1191 01:21:39,186 --> 01:21:41,606 68,743. 1192 01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:45,151 - What? - Yes. 1193 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:47,320 - Is that it? - Excuse me? 1194 01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:49,155 I'll pay it. 1195 01:21:52,366 --> 01:21:53,826 What? 1196 01:21:53,993 --> 01:21:55,494 You don't get it. I won! 1197 01:21:55,745 --> 01:21:57,121 I'm fucking loaded! 1198 01:21:57,288 --> 01:21:59,457 68,000 is peanuts! 1199 01:21:59,624 --> 01:22:00,958 I'll pay it with petty cash. 1200 01:22:05,296 --> 01:22:06,672 There are worlds between us, Toni. 1201 01:22:06,923 --> 01:22:09,216 Why? There are problems and we'll solve them. 1202 01:22:10,176 --> 01:22:12,219 - You solve them. - OK... 1203 01:22:12,386 --> 01:22:13,387 I solve them. 1204 01:22:13,638 --> 01:22:15,473 And you think that's the end of it? 1205 01:22:16,307 --> 01:22:17,475 Yes! Why not? 1206 01:22:19,602 --> 01:22:21,103 Because I'm not cured. 1207 01:22:23,481 --> 01:22:24,732 I don't care. 1208 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:28,194 You don't care? 1209 01:22:32,573 --> 01:22:34,075 This is my flat. 1210 01:22:37,787 --> 01:22:39,038 This is where I live. 1211 01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:43,125 It was assigned to me. 1212 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:47,630 I have a legal guardian. 1213 01:22:48,965 --> 01:22:51,550 If I have more than a few euros I spend it right away. 1214 01:22:55,096 --> 01:22:57,515 I lied so much in my life. 1215 01:22:57,682 --> 01:22:59,850 My own parents won't talk to me anymore. 1216 01:23:01,352 --> 01:23:02,853 But you don't care. 1217 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:09,318 I have a hole in my soul. 1218 01:23:11,112 --> 01:23:12,738 It can't be plugged. 1219 01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:15,116 Not with money, not with anything. 1220 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:21,539 Look at me and tell me you don't care. 1221 01:23:26,252 --> 01:23:27,753 You see? 1222 01:23:28,713 --> 01:23:31,132 You need someone who is just as talented as you are. 1223 01:23:32,091 --> 01:23:34,176 Someone who can keep up with you. 1224 01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:37,471 Not someone who just makes you look a bit better by comparison. 1225 01:23:39,849 --> 01:23:41,350 I am not your project. 1226 01:24:13,674 --> 01:24:15,634 Congratulations, Toni. 1227 01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:20,473 DAY 99 1228 01:24:23,142 --> 01:24:24,643 Paul? 1229 01:24:27,229 --> 01:24:30,399 You can't keep ignoring me. You have to come out some day. 1230 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:33,903 I'm sorry. 1231 01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:49,794 - Still nothing? - Nobody's seen him. 1232 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,170 Should we be worried? 1233 01:24:52,296 --> 01:24:54,632 Did you get the contracts from the Americans? 1234 01:24:54,799 --> 01:24:56,759 The lawyers said they're in the mail. 1235 01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:03,557 What a nice surprise! 1236 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:06,894 - Hi, Wolfgang. - Come in, Toni. 1237 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:09,980 The game already started. 1238 01:25:10,147 --> 01:25:11,440 Is Renate in? 1239 01:25:11,690 --> 01:25:13,109 No, she... 1240 01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:16,612 She's cleaning up at Grandma's. Some people may be interested. 1241 01:25:17,404 --> 01:25:18,864 What's going on with you? 1242 01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:21,826 Why weren't you at the funeral? 1243 01:25:24,411 --> 01:25:25,955 What? 1244 01:25:26,205 --> 01:25:28,165 We were wondering where you were. 1245 01:25:28,415 --> 01:25:30,626 Didn't he tell you anything? 1246 01:25:34,421 --> 01:25:36,340 We didn't have the chance. 1247 01:25:39,009 --> 01:25:40,594 What's with you two? 1248 01:25:40,845 --> 01:25:42,930 He'll never forgive me. 1249 01:25:47,268 --> 01:25:49,770 Come on. Lie down. 1250 01:25:50,521 --> 01:25:51,897 Like in the old days. 1251 01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:54,984 Renate, I'm 35 years old. 1252 01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:57,111 Nobody will see. 1253 01:25:57,611 --> 01:25:59,029 Come on. 1254 01:26:03,617 --> 01:26:04,994 Stupid bet. 1255 01:26:05,995 --> 01:26:07,496 You know, Toni... 1256 01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:12,042 it's about time you stopped being children. 1257 01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:15,671 You need something real in your lives. 1258 01:26:16,255 --> 01:26:18,674 What do I know? Wives? A family? 1259 01:26:19,717 --> 01:26:21,427 Then you'll know what real problems are. 1260 01:26:23,012 --> 01:26:24,013 Probably. 1261 01:26:24,722 --> 01:26:25,973 Definitely. 1262 01:26:30,936 --> 01:26:33,189 Can you put in a good word for me? 1263 01:26:33,355 --> 01:26:34,857 He's so stubborn, he'll never give in. 1264 01:26:35,482 --> 01:26:37,359 He'd rather starve than leave his flat. 1265 01:26:38,444 --> 01:26:40,404 Toni, Paul left. 1266 01:26:41,614 --> 01:26:43,365 He's in California. 1267 01:26:43,616 --> 01:26:44,950 A first-class ticket. 1268 01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:46,994 Who'd pay for that? 1269 01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:53,918 No. 1270 01:27:06,472 --> 01:27:07,473 Paul! 1271 01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:17,942 Paul! 1272 01:27:37,169 --> 01:27:39,421 - Say "Hello, Toni". - Hello, Toni. 1273 01:27:40,547 --> 01:27:42,049 Hello, Willi. 1274 01:27:44,218 --> 01:27:46,345 Could you please tell Paul to fix his car? 1275 01:27:46,512 --> 01:27:49,014 Elke can't get the oil stains out of Willi's trousers. 1276 01:27:49,181 --> 01:27:51,934 There's a trail of oil running all down the street. 1277 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:22,673 Fucking nature. 1278 01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:11,472 You really need to fix that oil pan. 1279 01:29:12,181 --> 01:29:13,807 You polluted half the city. 1280 01:29:16,226 --> 01:29:18,479 Greenpeace declared a state of emergency. 1281 01:29:20,439 --> 01:29:23,359 Is this your version of a bread crumbs trail? 1282 01:29:28,364 --> 01:29:30,574 You can't do that. You can't just leave me alone. 1283 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:37,915 Can you forgive me? 1284 01:29:38,457 --> 01:29:39,958 For what exactly? 1285 01:29:44,296 --> 01:29:45,547 For hitting you. 1286 01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:47,674 OK. 1287 01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:49,343 - Really? - Yes. 1288 01:29:51,095 --> 01:29:52,346 So... 1289 01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:54,264 we're fine then? 1290 01:29:56,392 --> 01:29:57,893 No. 1291 01:30:01,355 --> 01:30:03,232 OK, what else? 1292 01:30:03,857 --> 01:30:05,025 You tell me. 1293 01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:09,988 For treating you unfairly. 1294 01:30:10,239 --> 01:30:11,615 OK, forgiven. 1295 01:30:12,658 --> 01:30:14,993 - For gambling with our money? - Forgiven. 1296 01:30:15,244 --> 01:30:18,080 - For abusing your data without asking? - Forgiven. 1297 01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:21,917 For saying you were the driver on that speed camera photo in Mallorca? 1298 01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:22,960 Forgiven. 1299 01:30:23,210 --> 01:30:25,587 For submitting your term paper as mine? What? 1300 01:30:25,754 --> 01:30:26,755 What else? 1301 01:30:31,718 --> 01:30:33,011 You've got to be kidding. 1302 01:30:36,473 --> 01:30:37,474 Anna Kloske? 1303 01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:45,399 - What's there to forgive? - Is that a serious question? 1304 01:30:45,566 --> 01:30:48,735 For the thousandth time: it wasn't my fault. 1305 01:30:48,986 --> 01:30:52,239 - You still don't get it, huh? - Paul, she chased after me! 1306 01:30:55,033 --> 01:30:56,827 Admit it! 1307 01:30:58,579 --> 01:30:59,955 Just admit it, you asshole! 1308 01:31:00,205 --> 01:31:01,457 What do you want? 1309 01:31:01,707 --> 01:31:04,501 If you'd at least liked her, I would have forgiven you. 1310 01:31:04,751 --> 01:31:07,671 If she was so important to you, why didn't you just call her? 1311 01:31:07,838 --> 01:31:11,091 Because it's not about Anna, it's about you, you jerk! 1312 01:31:11,258 --> 01:31:12,551 I want you to admit it! 1313 01:31:12,801 --> 01:31:14,344 I don't know what. 1314 01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:16,388 You couldn't care less about her. 1315 01:31:16,555 --> 01:31:17,806 You wanted to hurt me. 1316 01:31:18,557 --> 01:31:19,641 Of course! 1317 01:31:24,438 --> 01:31:26,023 - What? - I wanted to ruin it. 1318 01:31:28,901 --> 01:31:30,777 I wanted to take something from you. 1319 01:31:31,653 --> 01:31:34,490 I didn't want you to have that too, in your perfect life. 1320 01:31:34,656 --> 01:31:35,699 What? 1321 01:31:35,949 --> 01:31:37,075 You have everything. 1322 01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:39,745 You have a home, you have a family. 1323 01:31:39,995 --> 01:31:42,498 - They love you for who you are. - It's your family too. 1324 01:31:43,373 --> 01:31:46,418 I always had to fight for every bit of attention. 1325 01:31:46,585 --> 01:31:49,213 Do you remember the story about the hare and the hedgehog? 1326 01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:51,381 Yes! Yes, you were always the hare. 1327 01:31:51,632 --> 01:31:53,425 That's how it felt. Always running. 1328 01:31:53,675 --> 01:31:55,177 Always faster, straight ahead. 1329 01:31:55,427 --> 01:31:57,429 And no matter how fast the hare ran... 1330 01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:01,808 - The hedgehog... - ...was already there. 1331 01:32:04,561 --> 01:32:06,063 Fuck. 1332 01:32:07,314 --> 01:32:08,815 The hedgehog won. 1333 01:32:12,653 --> 01:32:14,154 Because he wasn't alone. 1334 01:32:16,365 --> 01:32:18,116 But you aren't alone. 1335 01:32:19,409 --> 01:32:21,495 Hey, you can't just disappear. 1336 01:32:24,748 --> 01:32:26,250 I can't manage without you. 1337 01:32:32,005 --> 01:32:33,507 I hate mud. 1338 01:32:33,674 --> 01:32:35,634 I've got mud in my eye. 1339 01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:45,686 - Come on already. - A bit higher. 1340 01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:49,982 Keep it in the flame or it'll go out. 1341 01:33:00,450 --> 01:33:02,035 To Grandma. 1342 01:33:03,495 --> 01:33:04,997 To Grandma. 1343 01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:08,625 Where did you find it? The garbage bin? 1344 01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:12,170 I searched all the junk shops in the area. 1345 01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:13,589 He wanted 12.50 euros. 1346 01:33:14,256 --> 01:33:15,966 That's too much for it. 1347 01:33:17,884 --> 01:33:21,179 I bought one thing on the 99th day. 1348 01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:24,516 I think I lost the bet. 1349 01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:28,020 I gave up before you. 1350 01:33:28,562 --> 01:33:30,063 When? 1351 01:33:30,772 --> 01:33:32,274 I didn't hear. 1352 01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:34,693 You didn't say anything. 1353 01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:54,504 Hello, Betty. 1354 01:33:54,755 --> 01:33:55,839 Where are you heading? 1355 01:33:56,798 --> 01:33:58,800 Not far in these Manolo Blahniks. 1356 01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:06,600 You look like someone shot you with a make-up Uzi. 1357 01:34:07,643 --> 01:34:09,436 It's the Adele look. OK? 1358 01:34:10,228 --> 01:34:12,481 The eyelashes weigh 30 grams. I can barely open my eyes. 1359 01:34:12,731 --> 01:34:15,484 It took two hours to sew me into this 4000-euro dress. 1360 01:34:15,734 --> 01:34:17,694 How did you pay for all that? 1361 01:34:17,861 --> 01:34:20,405 Credit card. A prepayment on our victory. 1362 01:34:20,656 --> 01:34:21,698 - Are you that sure? - You're not? 1363 01:34:21,948 --> 01:34:23,784 - Oh, I am. - They're coming! 1364 01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:41,218 - Shit, they both made it. - No way. 1365 01:34:42,886 --> 01:34:44,388 - I lost. - What? 1366 01:34:44,554 --> 01:34:45,889 - What? - You? 1367 01:34:46,056 --> 01:34:47,683 - I changed my bet. - Nobody heard it. 1368 01:34:47,849 --> 01:34:49,142 - I said it loud and clear. - When? 1369 01:34:51,311 --> 01:34:52,604 I lost too. 1370 01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:54,439 - What? - I don't believe it. 1371 01:34:54,606 --> 01:34:57,192 - We didn't plan for that. - What does that mean for us? 1372 01:35:04,074 --> 01:35:06,576 We're dividing everything among everyone. 1373 01:35:06,827 --> 01:35:09,204 Everyone gets the same share. 1374 01:35:10,997 --> 01:35:13,291 You, us, everyone. 1375 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:15,335 - How many are we? - 12. 1376 01:35:15,502 --> 01:35:16,586 How much does that make? 1377 01:35:16,837 --> 01:35:21,174 - 14 divided by 12, you bum. - That's 1,166,666 and 66 cents. 1378 01:35:21,341 --> 01:35:23,176 - For everyone. - What? 1379 01:35:23,427 --> 01:35:24,761 No more casting couch, 1380 01:35:25,011 --> 01:35:28,056 no more "Mr. Director, may I pick up your pencil?" 1381 01:35:28,223 --> 01:35:29,766 I'm buying the Death Star. 1382 01:35:29,933 --> 01:35:31,601 - I'm buying a soccer club. - Too expensive. 1383 01:35:31,852 --> 01:35:32,811 - Hertha. - Right. 1384 01:35:33,061 --> 01:35:34,896 - Oh God, I'm so excited! - Where are you going? 1385 01:35:35,147 --> 01:35:37,733 - I'm going to puke. - Wait, we wanted... 1386 01:35:39,109 --> 01:35:42,195 We wanted to make you an offer. 1387 01:35:44,114 --> 01:35:47,242 Anyone who wants to can keep his share in the company. 1388 01:35:47,409 --> 01:35:49,536 We're doing something revolutionary. 1389 01:35:50,537 --> 01:35:51,747 Like what? 1390 01:35:54,458 --> 01:35:56,251 We'll step out of the rat race. 1391 01:35:58,128 --> 01:36:00,422 We'll take the money we won and... 1392 01:36:01,256 --> 01:36:02,340 We'll make something real. 1393 01:36:02,591 --> 01:36:03,925 Like what? 1394 01:36:05,302 --> 01:36:06,887 We could buy land. 1395 01:36:08,847 --> 01:36:11,892 We could create a place where money isn't everything. 1396 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:15,103 We could grow our own food. We could trade. 1397 01:36:16,229 --> 01:36:18,190 We could be truly sustainable. 1398 01:36:18,440 --> 01:36:20,233 And we might only be a few, 1399 01:36:20,484 --> 01:36:22,903 but all big ideas started small. 1400 01:36:23,069 --> 01:36:26,323 And people know that we can't go on like this, you see? 1401 01:36:26,573 --> 01:36:29,367 We are the revolutionaries! 1402 01:36:29,618 --> 01:36:31,453 We are the sand in the gears. 1403 01:36:31,703 --> 01:36:34,498 - Paul? Paul! - We'll throw the wrench in the works! 1404 01:36:34,664 --> 01:36:36,208 - Paul! - We will... What is it? 1405 01:36:36,458 --> 01:36:38,001 The Americans just released NANA. 1406 01:36:39,085 --> 01:36:40,295 - What? - Huh? 1407 01:36:40,545 --> 01:36:42,881 "David Zuckerman once again revolutionized the world. 1408 01:36:43,048 --> 01:36:45,467 Since last night, 700 million mobile phones 1409 01:36:45,634 --> 01:36:49,012 can install his revolutionary voice recognition app NANA." 1410 01:36:49,179 --> 01:36:50,347 Hello, Ronnie. 1411 01:36:51,223 --> 01:36:53,642 Are you ready to step into the future? 1412 01:36:58,271 --> 01:36:59,564 14! 1413 01:37:03,485 --> 01:37:04,528 What? 1414 01:37:10,575 --> 01:37:12,911 Alright, be sure to take something home. 1415 01:37:14,788 --> 01:37:16,790 I'm paying off my debts with this. 1416 01:37:16,957 --> 01:37:18,166 Because... 1417 01:37:18,750 --> 01:37:20,544 I deserve it. 1418 01:37:22,796 --> 01:37:24,339 Hey Betty, let me buy you a drink. 1419 01:37:24,506 --> 01:37:27,300 No, when I'm drunk I always want to make out. 1420 01:37:27,467 --> 01:37:28,718 - You are drunk. - Really? 1421 01:37:28,885 --> 01:37:30,220 Yes. 1422 01:37:36,268 --> 01:37:37,769 It's over. 1423 01:37:38,270 --> 01:37:39,771 Yup. 1424 01:37:42,607 --> 01:37:45,235 - So we got to experience that too. - What? 1425 01:37:45,402 --> 01:37:47,237 Being rich. 1426 01:37:51,366 --> 01:37:52,993 It just stressed me out. 1427 01:37:54,703 --> 01:37:56,955 Money gone, woman gone... 1428 01:37:57,122 --> 01:37:58,498 Everything gone. 1429 01:38:01,209 --> 01:38:02,711 Hello? 1430 01:38:05,463 --> 01:38:07,591 Sorry, but I'd rather have the woman. 1431 01:38:10,218 --> 01:38:11,636 Do you love her? 1432 01:38:15,599 --> 01:38:16,850 Yes. 1433 01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:38,872 OK. 1434 01:38:39,664 --> 01:38:40,665 OK, what? 1435 01:38:41,583 --> 01:38:43,084 Come on. 1436 01:40:08,378 --> 01:40:09,671 Hello. 1437 01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:11,297 Hello. 1438 01:40:19,514 --> 01:40:21,099 I just wanted to tell you... 1439 01:40:21,766 --> 01:40:22,976 I'm not perfect. 1440 01:40:25,103 --> 01:40:26,104 I can't see well, 1441 01:40:26,271 --> 01:40:28,773 but I hate these glasses for how they make me look. 1442 01:40:29,774 --> 01:40:31,151 I have bad breath in the morning. 1443 01:40:31,401 --> 01:40:33,319 I get grumpy when I'm hungry. 1444 01:40:34,404 --> 01:40:36,990 I have a reading disorder, and I can't remember names. 1445 01:40:38,199 --> 01:40:42,245 I could never sleep with a closed door because I had to know my Mom was there. 1446 01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:45,540 I always need to be right and I like to lecture. 1447 01:40:46,458 --> 01:40:49,669 And I can't really commit, but still I long for you. 1448 01:40:50,587 --> 01:40:52,172 Shall I continue? 1449 01:40:52,839 --> 01:40:55,759 What I want to say is that we all have a hole in our soul. 1450 01:40:57,052 --> 01:40:59,554 We all hope that something will make us whole again. 1451 01:40:59,721 --> 01:41:02,724 Money, attention, something. 1452 01:41:03,808 --> 01:41:05,143 A person. 1453 01:41:05,310 --> 01:41:06,728 Maybe that's bullshit. 1454 01:41:08,313 --> 01:41:11,107 Maybe we just have to grasp that we'll never be finished. 1455 01:41:12,025 --> 01:41:15,236 Then we wouldn't destroy each other, but we could be incomplete... 1456 01:41:17,030 --> 01:41:18,156 together. 1457 01:41:20,366 --> 01:41:21,618 Right, and... 1458 01:41:23,578 --> 01:41:24,579 I'm balding. 1459 01:41:29,375 --> 01:41:31,294 I think you need a new mattress. 1460 01:41:31,461 --> 01:41:33,630 - The squirrels are nesting in yours. - Oh, shit. 1461 01:41:33,797 --> 01:41:35,423 I still needed it. 1462 01:41:35,965 --> 01:41:37,467 Just buy a new one then. 1463 01:41:37,717 --> 01:41:39,177 I can't. 1464 01:41:39,594 --> 01:41:41,137 Why not? I thought you were rich? 1465 01:41:42,847 --> 01:41:44,557 Well, uh... 1466 01:41:44,724 --> 01:41:47,519 It turns out it was a bit premature. 1467 01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:50,063 This is all I've got. 1468 01:41:50,230 --> 01:41:51,314 In order of importance. 1469 01:41:52,482 --> 01:41:55,401 - Orderliness is crucial. - Yes. 1470 01:41:59,239 --> 01:42:01,574 And what you see here are the five things... 1471 01:42:02,617 --> 01:42:03,618 I can't live without. 1472 01:42:08,540 --> 01:42:09,916 I only see four. 1473 01:42:15,004 --> 01:42:16,506 Oh God... 1474 01:42:19,759 --> 01:42:21,136 That's so tacky, 1475 01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:24,514 but it's so cute I could cry, if it weren't so tacky. 1476 01:42:25,598 --> 01:42:27,642 - Paul came up with that. - Yes, of course. 1477 01:42:27,892 --> 01:42:29,394 But I think it's pretty good. 1478 01:42:48,872 --> 01:42:51,916 Is a bankruptcy really a good time to take a holiday? 1479 01:42:52,083 --> 01:42:53,960 It's the perfect time. 1480 01:42:54,210 --> 01:42:56,838 - We need some time to think. - Fine. And then? 1481 01:42:57,547 --> 01:42:58,882 We'll see. 1482 01:42:59,132 --> 01:43:00,633 Bye. 1483 01:43:01,259 --> 01:43:02,385 Bye. 1484 01:43:05,847 --> 01:43:07,557 What are you going to live on? 1485 01:43:08,766 --> 01:43:10,435 We don't need much, Mom. 1486 01:43:13,605 --> 01:43:15,440 - Bye. - Bye. 1487 01:43:49,140 --> 01:43:50,767 It kinda sucks though. 1488 01:43:52,143 --> 01:43:54,312 They stole your invention. 1489 01:43:54,562 --> 01:43:56,606 You can't just let them get away with it. 1490 01:43:57,315 --> 01:43:59,192 They have more lawyers than Berlin has residents. 1491 01:43:59,359 --> 01:44:01,945 No, that ship has sailed. 1492 01:44:02,820 --> 01:44:04,489 Maybe it's a tremendous opportunity. 1493 01:44:05,323 --> 01:44:06,824 What do you mean? 1494 01:44:06,991 --> 01:44:07,992 Well... 1495 01:44:08,660 --> 01:44:11,537 It's our program on their computers. 1496 01:44:11,788 --> 01:44:14,123 Our app is running on 700 million phones. 1497 01:44:15,833 --> 01:44:17,585 What if there's a little loophole? 1498 01:44:18,336 --> 01:44:20,255 Dude, they turned it inside out. 1499 01:44:20,421 --> 01:44:22,340 I'm not talking about a virus. 1500 01:44:22,882 --> 01:44:23,800 Then what? 1501 01:44:24,050 --> 01:44:25,593 A little agreement. 1502 01:44:26,302 --> 01:44:27,929 For a last call. 1503 01:44:28,388 --> 01:44:30,014 And NANA would ask me 1504 01:44:30,181 --> 01:44:31,849 what she can do for me now. 1505 01:44:33,059 --> 01:44:34,894 And what would you say to her? 1506 01:44:35,061 --> 01:44:36,062 I don't know. 1507 01:44:36,771 --> 01:44:38,773 Maybe NANA would speak directly to people. 1508 01:44:40,149 --> 01:44:43,486 Maybe she would show them exactly what data is being collected. 1509 01:44:44,362 --> 01:44:47,073 She would ask us how we want to live. 1510 01:44:47,824 --> 01:44:51,452 Whether the things we buy really bring joy into our lives, 1511 01:44:51,619 --> 01:44:53,288 or just clutter up our homes. 1512 01:44:54,497 --> 01:44:56,666 She would say: "The future is here. 1513 01:44:57,625 --> 01:44:59,252 We're right in the middle of it. 1514 01:44:59,419 --> 01:45:01,087 But we have to think for ourselves." 1515 01:45:02,964 --> 01:45:04,882 And do you know what the best part is? 1516 01:45:05,675 --> 01:45:08,344 Zuckerman would have to play along. He couldn't go back. 1517 01:45:09,053 --> 01:45:11,222 He could hardly admit he stole NANA. 1518 01:45:11,389 --> 01:45:14,142 It would all have been his idea. 1519 01:45:17,103 --> 01:45:18,813 You didn't... 1520 01:45:22,358 --> 01:45:24,152 No, you didn't really do that. 1521 01:45:26,654 --> 01:45:27,655 I think that's mine. 1522 01:45:28,323 --> 01:45:29,407 Sorry. 1523 01:45:35,079 --> 01:45:36,080 Hello, NANA. 1524 01:45:36,331 --> 01:45:37,915 Good morning, Paul. 1525 01:45:38,082 --> 01:45:39,584 What a nice day today. 1526 01:45:39,834 --> 01:45:41,586 Yes, wonderful. 1527 01:45:41,753 --> 01:45:42,754 Is it time? 1528 01:45:43,004 --> 01:45:44,547 Yup. 1529 01:45:44,714 --> 01:45:46,466 Time to wake up. 1530 01:45:47,842 --> 01:45:49,052 Three... 1531 01:45:49,302 --> 01:45:50,845 Two... 1532 01:45:51,095 --> 01:45:52,597 One.