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♪♪

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[ Dog barks in distance ]

3
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♪♪

4
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The door unlocked
a few minutes ago.

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[ Gasps ]

6
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Mwah!
We'll miss you, Nancy!

7
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We know your restaurant
will be a big success.

8
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You've come a long way
in your pasta-making.

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♪♪

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[ Whirring ]

11
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Oh.

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♪♪

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Okay, so let's break down
the Straight-Up Italy car.

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I thought we agreed to call it
the Mediterranean Republic Car.

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There were at least two things
that happened in there

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that correspond
to what we did in Corginia.

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We helped someone -- Nancy.

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And we fought someone,
the mean grandmother

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stealing coins
from the fountain.

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But there was no change
to my number!

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See, if you look at the logic
tree that I've drawn...

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Ooh, I like that you use circles
on your "I's" instead of dots.

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Hmm.

24
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[ Lock clicks ]

25
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Whoa.

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♪♪

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Wow!

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Anyway, my number...

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May I suggest you give yourself
more moments of repose

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in solving the mystery
of your number.

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Perhaps if you sleep on it,
the answer will come to you.

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I can crack this!

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I just have to go about it
using the Scientific Method.

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Interesting bit of
Tulip-trivia,

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I competed in
North-Middle Branch Area

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Middle School's
Scientific Odyssey Trials.

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My team even took home
the award for

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Best Hypothetically-Proven
Hypothesis.

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At the very least,
give One-One a break from it.

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Your logic trees have him
more skittish

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than a squirrel
at a Corgi sock hop.

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Ah!

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I deserved that.

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All right.

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I'll put the notebook away --
for now!

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Until later, my love.

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♪♪

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[ Chittering, barking ]

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[ Birds calling ]

50
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Ew! Oh, cool!

51
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Anyone see a door?

52
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Maybe it's like one of those
where we have to push a knot,

53
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like a secret passageway?

54
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Because my admittedly petite,

55
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but noble legs keep me
close to the ground,

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I have often found that
if there is not

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an answer in front of you,
one may come from above.

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Right again!

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If anyone's keeping track,

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I think I'm winning
at being right about things.

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I've been keeping track
and you are!

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Maybe we should try
building a ladder.

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[ Growls, barks ]

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♪♪

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Oh! Hi!

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Do you know how we can
get to the door up there?

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[ Grunts ]

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Ah, great!

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♪♪

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Would you mind telling us how?

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[ Clinking ]

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[ Gasps ] It can't speak,
just like Atticus.

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-Huh?
-Ugh, man.

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This is gonna take awhile.

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♪♪

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And then the steps that lead
to the door were stolen

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by a...giant spider...

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made of metal?

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-Huh?
-Oh!

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Like my spindly friend
in Corginia.

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One-One, that thing
wasn't your friend.

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Goodness!
Was it my mum?

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It was trying to hurt us.

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The question stands.

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[ Stomping ]

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[ Clinking ]

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A new stairway can emerge

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but only if we put our paws
on this crystal.

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And...

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Eat some air!
Eating air makes me burpy.

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I don't think you can breathe.

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You never take my psychosomatic
conditions seriously.

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Oh! Do we have to sing?

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Hmm. Big heart?

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Very emotional perhaps
or important?

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My people have a song
about a folk-hero of ours --

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"The Ballad of Mustard
and Stink Tail!"

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It's got drama, pathos,
and a bit of bawdy humor.

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[ Howling ]

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Mnh-mnh.

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The crystal doesn't recognize
howling?

102
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But it's the ancient language
of my people!

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Ooh, ooh, me, now!
Me, now!

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Ahem.
Do-do-do-doot.

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[ Dial-up modem sound ]

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Connection failed.

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Don't worry, guys!

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I know a super emotional
song to try.

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♪ High, low ♪

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♪ Wherever we go ♪

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♪ I just know that our souls
twine as one ♪

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[ Humming ]

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Mmm.

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But that song
is super emotional!

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It's from this movie
about a couple

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who fall in love on a zeppelin,

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and the guy dies
when the zeppelin blows up!

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Mmm.

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Okay.
My world has a billion songs.

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I'll find one that works.

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Get ready, car, because I'm
about to blow your heart's mind!

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[ High-pitched voice ]
♪ I cleave thee ♪

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♪ To mine heart ♪

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♪ Girl,
you know it's so true ♪

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♪ That I'm in love with you ♪

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♪ And even my pickup misses
your face ♪

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Ugh!

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♪ I hope you choke ♪

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♪ On her perfect
cookie-cutter world ♪

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♪♪

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♪ I can see
our future children ♪

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♪ When I look into your eyes ♪

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Ugh!

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I like the ones about
unrequited love the most.

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It's like, real, you know?

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Perhaps if we sleep on it,
the right song will come to you.

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You know, you suggest
we "sleep on things" a lot.

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-I am a dog.
-Oh, right.

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Well, maybe if we
just build a ladder.

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I'm sorry, but your weird
song thing isn't working.

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Now, are you guys gonna help me
build a ladder, or what?

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Ugh! No thumbs!

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[ Sighs ] Lot of help everyone
is in this car.

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Since I couldn't sing it,

145
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this provides the perfect
opportunity to tell you

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the "Ballad of Mustard
and Stink Tail."

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Ahem.

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Once, a mighty Corgi emerged
from the Blue River.

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He towered at a gargantuan
2 1/2 feet tall.
[ Grunting ]

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The shrewd Stink Tail
stole all the bully sticks,

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and when the pups awoke for
the Spring Festival of Plenty,

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not even a kibble
lay by the hearth.

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At a stalemate, Mustard
and Stink Tail began trading,

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shall I say,
some rather salty jibes.

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And from that day on,
when one saw Mustard the Shiny,

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they also saw Stink Tail --
best friends to the end.

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To the end of what?

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Well, their lives.

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-Nice.
-Guys, I'm done.

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Man, that story is really,
really long.

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Mustard's story cannot
be abridged.

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Grump all you want,
but this is gonna work.

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♪♪

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[ Grunts ] Yes!
No more emotional songs.
[ Grunts ]

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Sorry, buddy, sometimes you've
just got to go logical.

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Oh, no.

167
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No, no, no, no!
It's locked!

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[ Grunts ]

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No! That makes no sense!

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I tried out every possible
emotional theme

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to find one that would work.

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Break-ups, celebrities singing
to draw attention

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to important social issues,

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even songs about
going after your dreams.

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Like my dream of getting
to Game Design Camp,

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which is probably over,
like, forever ago.

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I don't even know how time
works on this dumb train!

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Hmm.

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♪♪

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My heart, me singing.

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Not your heart,
not you singing.

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I thought I was supposed
to find a song

183
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that made the crystal
feel something.

184
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It has to be a song
that's emotional for me?

185
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I've already liked a bunch
of the songs I've tried.

186
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How would I know which song
I really connect to most?

187
00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,616
Hmm.

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00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,018
I thought of "The Ballad of
Mustard and Stink Tail"

189
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immediately.

190
00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,154
So it could just be
the first song I think of?

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That's too arbitrary!

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Seems worth a try.

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♪♪

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Okay.

195
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,100
But if this were
the Scientific Odyssey Trials,

196
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this would not win an award --

197
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not even for
"Best Last Ditch Effort."

198
00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,506
And, yes,
that is a real thing.

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00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:28,973
And, yes, I petitioned
to remove the category.

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And, no, they didn't.

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Fine! I'm singing!

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[ Sighs ]

203
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♪ La-la-la-la ♪

204
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What do I care about? Uh?

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Programming is cool and...

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I like my friends, and, um...

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00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,590
onions, and...

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00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:48,393
the first three bites
of pancakes, and...

209
00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,396
Oh, I like getting new textbooks
at the beginning of the year

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before I'm sick of school again,
and road trips, and...

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Huh. Road trips.

212
00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:04,142
Heh. Huh?

213
00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,610
What?! Oh!

214
00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,812
That's embarrassing,
let me pick a different one.

215
00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:13,351
[ "Word Up" by Cameo playing ]

216
00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,819
That doesn't make sense!

217
00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,488
Doesn't seem to matter
if it makes sense.

218
00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,623
I can't believe
this is happening.

219
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,158
It's the music of your heart.

220
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,960
But it isn't emotional at all.

221
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,897
It's just some song my family
used to sing on road trips.

222
00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:27,031
It's about dancing
or something.

223
00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,901
-Gross.
-Don't listen to him.

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Just sing.

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[ Groans ]

226
00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:35,640
♪ Yo, pretty ladies,
around the world ♪

227
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,776
♪ Got a weird thing
to show you ♪

228
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♪ So tell all the boys
and girls ♪

229
00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,046
♪ Tell your brother,
your sister ♪

230
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♪ And your mama, too ♪

231
00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,651
Your heart is fun, Miss Tulip!
♪ 'Cause they're about
to throw down ♪

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♪ And you'll know
just what to do ♪

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00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:52,591
♪ Wave your hands in the air
like you don't care ♪

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♪ Glide by the people as
they stop to look and stare ♪

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♪ Do your dance,
do your dance ♪

236
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♪ Do your dance, quick, Mama ♪

237
00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:04,403
♪ Come on, baby, tell me
what's the word ♪

238
00:10:04,405 --> 00:10:06,271
♪ A-word up! ♪

239
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,540
[ Thud ]
-Huh?

240
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:18,183
[ Stomping ]

241
00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:24,089
Uh...

242
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,691
[ Clinks ]

243
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,400
Ah, oh.

244
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,144
[ Door unlocks ]
-Whoa!

245
00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:03,161
Huh.

246
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:13,037
♪♪

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00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:16,342
♪♪