♪ Love is amazing ♪
♪ When planets align ♪
♪ Moons feel like honey ♪
♪ With your hand in mine ♪
♪ Friends watch the house ♪
♪ And care for the plants ♪
♪ We'll bring them something back from our cosmic dance ♪
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[ Sighs ]
Next!
♪♪
Alright, Shortcake,
what makes you think you'll be a good leader
while Puddle and I are on our honeymoon?
I'm great at telling people what to do.
Okay, tell me what to do.
Oh! Your Highness, tell you what to do?
Ooh. Okay. That was so direct.
Please, uh, if you want to,
make me a sandwich?
Um, never mind. I can make it no problem.
Hey! Me! Make me a sandwich! Ehhh?
Go back to the strawberry mine, Shortcake.
Yeah, okay.
Everyone's rubbish.
Guess we'll have to go with an outside hire.
We're here! Recently hired Queen Hedgehog...
And Prime Minister Oscar!
Welcome!
I am not taking a husband. You cannot make me.
Elizabeth I didn't have one,
and Victoria was bogged down by hers.
You do understand you're not officially
getting a royal title, right?
This is just a temp job.
Well, let it be known
that I will not be taking a temp husband.
Your head looks so tiny in that ruff!
Okay, stand-ins! I want to get to our honeymoon
before they run out of honeymoon sweets!
My favorite candy!
Guys, your only royal duty this weekend
is The Swan-Upping Ceremony!
It's our annual census
to see how many swans are on the planet.
You just have to locate each swan, take their picture,
and ask their name, and how they're doing.
A task?
But I was anticipating an abundance of queenly lounging.
Once you get this out of the way,
nothing but queenly lounging for you both.
Well, our ride's here!
Best of luck!
See you in a couple days!
Oscar. Uh-huh.
I love you. Aw!
But... Aw.
Buuut let's not have this task
be another one of those experiences
where you become a loveable disaster
attempting a task that could just take five minutes.
I know it's the price of admission for our friendship,
but I don't want to pay it today.
I want be in a bubblegum bath by 5:00.
Please. Your constructive criticism did not sting.
Didn't hurt. [ Breathes deeply ]
Prime Minister! Thick skin! Ready to swan!
Thank you and I love you and I'm sorry.
See any swans?
Ooh! There!
Hello, sir. Name please.
My name? What's your name?
Where's Puddle and the King?
They're on their honeymoon.
This is Hedgehog. She's the Queen for now.
Oh! My lady!
[ Honks ]
-Hey, we love you, Your Majesty! -We love you so much!
-We love you, milady! -Your Majesty!
[ Laughs ] Oh, stop it.
Okay, don't stop, I love it.
I need your names and general well-being, please, folks.
Grog. Feeling good.
Jenkins! Never better!
Axle! Um, same as Jenkins, sorry.
[ Honks ]
If I had to say, I'd say I'm good!
Is that the last of them?
Hmmm. Oh!
There's one in the back.
You! Sir or ma'am!
What's your name?
My name's Dennis,
and everything's just peachy on my end.
[ Camera clicks, whirrs ]
Huh. Shoot. Should we get more film?
Don't worry, Queen! We'll use nature's camera.
Just hold still, Dennis.
We'll have this sorted in no time.
Uh! Um! Mm!
Just like our scrapbook!
But it's Dennis instead of a leaf.
[ Muffled shouting ]
Good enough for government work! [ Laughs ]
My dad used to say -- Aaaaaaghhh!
Dennis! Dennis!
Aaaaaaah!
No! Oscar! You said!
No price of admission this time!
[ Groans ]
I can't.
Let's just follow him.
I'm sure he'll forgive us once he understands
that I was just trying to take a photograph of him,
not wrap him up like a little prezzie.
Okay. But can you row? I'm queen.
It wouldn't be good for optics.
Sure. And carry me to the canoe.
Optics. Sure.
Oh, good.
We'll be ready when we find him!
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Hi. Did you see a swan come through here?
Yeah, I saw him.
I told him he couldn't come in but he didn't listen to me.
Can you help us find him? We need to take his picture.
Yeah, whatever.
These strawberries ain't goin' anywhere.
[ Groans ] Sorry.
I don't usually make jokes at the strawberries' expense.
I'm better than that. Rough morning?
I was up for this job but I didn't get it.
What was it? King. It was mine to lose.
[ Breathes sharply ] Oooohhh.
What? Do you know who got it?
Well, at least I got some closure.
Okay, first things first,
we got to go to the mine gift shop and get some gear.
Ah, yes, here we are. So, what size are you?
We've got tiny winy, teenie weenie, cutie cutie,
aaand widdle widdle head.
Uh, what's the largest size you have?
Extra large.
Are the hats necessary?
Safety first!
Oh, these hats are made of marshmallows.
There's nothing safe about them!
I just wanted you guys to look cute.
Just eat it! I ate mine!
[ Honking ]
That's the swan!
Can you tell us where that's coming from?
♪♪
Ah, this place is beautiful.
Nothing like getting away from home.
Puddle! Wait! What is it?
It's this rope. It looks dangerous.
Hmm.
Could do a clove hitch, I guess.
Probably not strong enough, though.
What about a short splice?
Oh, shoot, what is it?
Did I get rope bits in my eye?
Are you crying because you're worried about my eye?
No, Puddle, it's just I had no idea you could do that.
Well, we live in a palace.
Nothing ever needs fixing.
So you wouldn't know I'm a real handy hand.
Wow. Just seeing you do that was so attractive.
I guess it's the feeling of learning something new
about someone you thought you knew everything about.
King, stop it.
No, I just can't believe I've never felt this way.
This means there may be other feelings I've never felt either.
There!
Dennis?
Ugh, you again? Go away.
Dennis, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to do my job.
Please, please, please come out.
Oh, no. I'm not coming near you, little boy.
He won't come out.
Move aside. I'm queen.
As your queen, I order you to report your well-being to me,
let this boy take your picture, and release me from this task.
I need to take a bubblegum bath.
Your authority is temporary.
Me sitting in this nook is forever.
[ Groans ]
Well, I guess we'll just have to wait
for Puddle and The King to get back.
We'll have to tell them we messed up.
Wait, you just need to get a picture of him
and to know how he's doing?
Yup, it's hopeless.
Well, I can crawl up in there and get that.
Oh, yeah! That would be brilliant!
Great, now I'm going to take your picture.
Sit up straight for me.
Little to the left.
Head left, eyes right.
Cheat to me. Split the difference.
You know, the light is a little better over there.
You go stand over there next to the queen, please.
Great! Perfect!
Now, Dennis please tell the queen about your well-being.
Well, if you asked me earlier
how I was doing, I would have said amazing.
But you're asking me now? Now?! After all of this?!
Eh, well, I'm no worse for wear.
Got to see the strawberry mines, got a bit of exercise.
I think I'm about the same.
Well, I'm not the same.
Earlier I was bummed
because I wasn't good at telling people what to do.
But now I am good at telling people what to do
and finally I know what I want to do with my life.
Tell people what to do?
Nope! Be a professional photographer.
Oh!
Well, I will see you guys later.
[ Honks ]
Hyah!
King: Listen, I promise we'll take another honeymoon
but this is an emergency.
If there are emotions
we've never experienced on our own planet,
we got to experience them for ourselves.
I'm experiencing an emotion I've never felt before.
Ooh! Hold on, let me write this down.
Okay! What is it?
Fury. Resentment.
Tinge of annoyance. Disappointment. Neglect.
But also, it's bananas attractive
that you're so curious.
It's a real smorgasbord.
[ Telephone rings ] Aah!
Hello?
Oh, Your Majesty!
You're extending your trip?
Hold on, let me confirm with the queen.
Hey, Your Other Majesty!
The King and Puddle will be gone a few more days and --
Oscar! I'm bubblegum bathing!
Privacy, please!
The queen is not available right now to say no, so sure!
Have a good trip! Bye.
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Aaaaaaaaaah!