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♪ Love is amazing ♪

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♪ When planets align ♪

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♪ Moons feel like honey ♪

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♪ With your hand in mine ♪

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♪ Friends watch the house ♪

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♪ And care for the plants ♪

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♪ We'll bring them something
back from our cosmic dance ♪

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♪♪

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I am so sorry, Jonathan.

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Mommy's just gotta pick up
the babies

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from their government jobs

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and we'll head to Orion's Belt
just like I promised.

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[ Gasps ]
Stop it!

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♪♪

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Wow, it really is a paradise,
isn't it?

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Almost makes you sick.

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[ Honk! ]
Oscar, Hedgehog let's go!

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Some of us have
love lives to live.

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Thank you both for your great
service to this planet

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and to our love.

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Oscar, don't look
at Jonathan like that.

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Oscar: Ooh!
Ugh!

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Oh King!

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I've got your taffy.

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♪♪

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Sus',
I'm not gonna lie to ya.

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I'm miffed you haven't shared
your taffy recipe with me.

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He says this every time.

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Ooooh, well, if I did,
it wouldn't matter!

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There isn't a single
grain of salt

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on this whole
adorable planet.

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[ Laughing ]

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He doesn't usually
laugh this hard.

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[ Sighs ]
Oh, Susie, I do enjoy our jokes.

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You sure you gotta hit it?

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I was about to present
the slideshow of our honeymoon.

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It's called "King and
Puddle's Honeymoon Pics".

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Sounds great, right?
No!

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[ Chuckles ]
I mean, man I would love to,

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but I told Jonathan we'd...

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I mean, I wouldn't want
to upset...

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[ Groans ]
gotta get the kids to bed...

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It's 10:00 a.m.

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You will be punished.

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We could use some of that
salty energy at the slideshow.

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[ Car sputtering ]

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It's not gonna work!
It's not gonna work!

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Please --

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[ Yells ]
What gives?!

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Gee dangit, looks like
your engine's busted.

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Well, you did say
you'd love to stay.

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Don't worry Sus'.

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I'll put my best mechanics
on it.

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♪♪

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[ Groans ] Fine!

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Congrats, King.

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We're staying.

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Let us convene in my office,
with haste!

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Thank you everyone for coming!

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Please keep the sound
of your breathing

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and heartbeat to a minimum.

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If you need to sneeze,
please do so inwardly.

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Yes Oscar?

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What if someone needs to pee?

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My dear boy, the memory express
has already left the station.

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Choo! Choooo!
All aboard!

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Last stop,
a heightened understanding

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of the physics of true love.

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We start things off
with an absolute babe save.

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Here's Puddle saving
everyone's life

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by fixing a bridge.

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And here's Puddle after we got
our first hotel bill.

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The avocado bar was, tragically,
not complimentary.

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And here's me amid
the frozen geysers of X-126A,

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experiencing what the tour guide
called "perceived solitude"

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which is when you
close your eyes

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and pretend you aren't
surrounded by tourists.

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I'd never been told to feel
that way before.

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In fact, we ran into countless
new feelings,

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each a beautiful new patch
in the quantum quilt

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we call marriage.

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And here are just a few...

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[ Gasps ]
...hundred more examples.

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So they gave my hand a squeeze
and my feelings of jealousy

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melted away instantly.

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And so we arrive
at our last stop.

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S-27A.

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It used to be your average
beach resort planet.

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But this time,

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sparkling salt dunes
as far as the eye could see!

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It was beautiful.

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Did you know
that salt dunes sing?

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Salt dunes are alive!

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Which brings me to a most
thrilling announcement!

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We shall bring the salt dunes
of S-27A here to us!

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Through a process of aggressive
sugar-to-salt conversion.

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We did not discuss
this sugar-dumpling?

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Salt-dumpling, peasant!

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I mean, you told me
you liked the salt!

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Our planet has been sweet
for millions of years!

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Countless sugar species
would be displaced!

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Not to mention your subjects!

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So dramatic!

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Life finds a way
and all that.

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Sugar is dullsville!

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Salt is the spice
of life, baby!

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I thought variety was
the spice of life.

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Exactly!

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[ Feedback ]

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Dear subjects,
this is your king.

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A great change is upon us!

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For the better!

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What is now a cavity
causing wasteland,

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shall become
what it was always meant to be.

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The other white spice, salt!

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No chocolate river,
cotton candy mountain,

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or strawberry mine shall remain.

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Sugar-to-salt conversion
to begin immediately.

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I would love to have a stern
word with you in private.

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Trust me, cuties!

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Once you see glittering
salt dunes

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on the horizon,
you'll understand!

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Come!
Yah!

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King, wait!

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Oscar, I thought you had
to go potty?

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Oh, I let loose as soon as
we got to the waterfall pics.

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Soooo...

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I guess we should go help
the King wreck the planet, huh?

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No Oscar!
This is very, very bad!

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If this planet goes from sweet
to salty,

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it'll upset
the balance of magic

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across the entire
ding-dang galaxy!

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And once the strawberry mines
are converted,

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there's no going back!

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The King knows that,

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what's gotten into
those marbles of his?

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I can't believe I'm saying this,

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but maybe we should take
another look at those slides.

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In this one, Puddle's wearing
shorts and tiny loafers...

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and in this one, they aren't...

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Could be something?

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The king is behaving as though

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he's irrationally
obsessed with salt.

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He's putting his entire kingdom

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and the balance
of magic at risk.

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It's like he's not himself.

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Wait!
In this one!

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Is he eating raw pretzels?!

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Are those pretzels raw?!

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They do look...
pretty soft.

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[ Gasps ]
We need to find Puddle.

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[ Sighs ]

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♪♪

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Look at this, Puddle!

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This is the beauty of progress!

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Take it in.

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Just open your lungs
to that salty breeze...

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refreshing!

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Aah!

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Ah, yes, Shortcake!

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Beautiful!

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Your time at the strawberry mine
has served you.

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I can't wait until
it's a salt mine!

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The well from which
our beautiful saline powder

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will spring eternal.

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I can't imagine
that's good.

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It's divine.

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Is this really the person
I married?

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This is such a quick test
of our vows.

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They've barely cooled and you're
already off to the races

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with the bad stuff.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, baby.

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Gimme that good salt.

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Puddle!

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Puddle! Those pretzels you had
on the salt planet,

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were they raw or cooked?

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I didn't have any,
gluten makes me gassy...

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but I think raw?

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[ Gasps ]

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Do you guys not know
about food safety?

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The planet you went to.

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It must have been infested
by the dangerous salt parasite!

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And the King
ate an infected pretzel!

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That's why the king has been
such a fiend for salt.

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The king is its new host!

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The King has a parasite that's
turning him into a salt hound!

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Oh, thank the harmonic aspects.

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Puddle!

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Your partner is going to destroy
the magical world

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and they have worms!

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I just feel so much better

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knowing that I'm not gonna be
stuck married to that guy.

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Ahh...

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Puddle.

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Do aliens use anti-B's
to get rid of parasites?

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No.

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Well, what do you do then?

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Uhh...

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when my godmother
had brain freeze,

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we turned up the heat
and her brain freeze melted

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out of her ears.

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Something like that?

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Actually, yeah, sort of.

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We need to make The King's body
an inhospitable place for salt,

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which means we have
to find something

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that doesn't go well with salt
and feed it to him.

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Like chocolate!
What?

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No.
That's a delicious combo.

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Banana?

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Mmm, you'd be surprised,
but salty tahini on a banana?

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Mwah!

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French fries?

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No!

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Well, I don't know!

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I don't eat salt!

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Ugh, this is so depressing.

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Ooh, I got salt
in my other eye!

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Milk?
Hmmm.

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I dunno.

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I really like drinking milk
with my pizza,

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and pizza
is really salty.

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Is that milk?!

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Oscar, this could be
our only chance!

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Puddle!
Go to your king!

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Last stop.
Strawberry mine!

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Wait!

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Stop!

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Drink this!
Milk!

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No!

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Eh...thank you.

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[ Growls ]

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♪♪

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[ Coughs ]
[ Gasps ]

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What have I done?!

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My love!

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Are you okay?

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[ Hisses ]

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Hedgehog!
Be Ready!

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The parasite could come out
at any time!

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[ Growling ]

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[ Groaning ]

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[ Evil laughter ]

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[ Demonic voice ]
You thought you could me
out of your king with milk?

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Salt makes everything
taste great!

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And soon your entire planet
will be mine!

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Don't worry Puddle, you can
all come live on our planet!

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We can even bring the king,
in a box or something.

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There's sweet stuff
on Earth too!

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And there's sour stuff,
and umami,

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although that's kind of
a controversial flavor,

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some people say
that it doesn't exist.

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Hedgehog: Oscar!
Shush up about our planet!

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[ Screams ]

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My next host!

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Aah!

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[ Laughs ]

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Ugh! Ugh!

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Huh?
Aw, nuts.

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So does this mean
we can finally get going?

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[ Gasps ]
[ Groans ]

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Oh King!

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I was having
the strangest dream.

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Could I maybe get
a glass of water?

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My sweet King!

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You're back!

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That was so scary!

268
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What was?

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You...
um, uh it's fine now!

270
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,211
Can you just real quick say,

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"Dear subjects:
stop making salt"

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into the ice cream cone
megaphone?

273
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Puddle?

274
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,111
Are you filming
a music video again?

275
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Please say the thing!

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Alien King: Dear Subjects.

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Stop making salt.

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[ Cheering ]

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Oh look!
Everyone's celebrating!

280
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It must be
our welcome home party!

281
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Everyone!

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Let's go check out
our honeymoon slideshow!

283
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Aliens:
Oh, not the slideshow again!

284
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Jerks.
I know, dear.

285
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What do we do
with all this salt, Sus?

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Here.

287
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That's my salt water
taffy recipe.

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Use the salt to make the king
a stash,

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and we'll call my debt
permanently repaid.

290
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-Sounds good.
-Hey, um...

291
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What do we do with this guy?

292
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Susie:
Mmm let's just blast him back
to the salt planet.

293
00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:49,070
No!
No!

294
00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:52,111
Actually, sure, yeah.

295
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That sounds fine.

296
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Susie: Can you guys...

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We need an extraction!

298
00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:59,030
Well guys, it's been great!

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All: Bye!
Safe travels!

300
00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:05,091
Hey guys, where's Jonathan?

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♪♪

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Ahh...