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♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, la, la, la, la, la-la ♪
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Lucy: Oscar?
Ohh... [ Snoring ]
Psst, hey Oscar, you awake?
Lucy? W-what's wrong?
Did I wet the bed?
What?
Hedgehog! Code yellow!
No, no, no, I'm just having a little problem
and I need some advice.
Advice? Oh, yeah, sure thing.
Hedgehog! Ugh!
I'm up, I'm up.
What's the problem, Lucy?
Oh, it's nothing major.
It's just that I'm so excited about the Yeti Confetti holiday
and being part yeti...
that I don't know what to do.
I can't get to sleep.
Well, physical exercise has been shown
to normalize circadian variation.
Maybe we could all take a walk an--
Yes!
That's perfect! Great idea! Thanks!
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Haha, isn't it beautiful?
I wonder if I'll spend half the summer here and half at camp?
Maybe I'll get a comb, and grow fur on my face.
Huh, hadn't really thought of that.
My guess is that you'll look the same as you do now,
you'll just get new skills.
That's what happened to me with witch stuff.
Cool.
Yetis are super good at predicting the weather.
Maybe that'll be my skill.
[ Wind blowing, flute playing ]
Brrrrrr.
Well, I didn't see that coming.
But we did hear it coming.
Listen. [ Wind blowing, flute playing ]
[ Gasps ] Guys!
[ Panting ]
Do you realize what's happening?
[ Wind blowing, flute playing ]
Whoa.
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All: Whoa!
[ Panting ]
Yip! Yip yip yip!
[ Gasps ]
[ Laughs ]
You guys, they're yeti pups!
This is how yetis are born.
I read about them in "The Complete Yeti History."
They're gonna imprint on someone new each night.
So tonight, I get to be their mom!
Let's head back to the den and we can all
get to know each other.
Uh... excuse me.
I appreciate you keeping an eye on them,
but I'll take it from here.
A-thank you.
Hey wait, what are you doing?
Those are my pups.
Uh..."pups"?
Your "pups"?
These aren't dogs, you know.
But I... Ha!
"Pups". Are you guys hearin' this?
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Everyone knows that baby yetis are called...
Wait.
What're they called again?
Yums!
A baby yeti is called a "yum."
A group of yetis is called a "hum."
And a hum of yums is called a "scrum."
And if you don't know that, you shouldn't be taking care of 'em.
I should!
I'm Fife.
Official caretaker of all new yums.
I'm the yum whisperer.
[ Growls ] But they imprinted on me.
I'm their mom for the night.
Okay, "mom", if you're so smart,
I'm sure you can name the four stages of yum development.
Pfft. Easy.
One, laundry rolling.
Two, handshakes.
Three, camo practice.
And four, cuddles.
Not bad, not bad.
I guess maybe you don't need me after all.
Just make sure their fur grows in by sun-up.
Wait, what?
I thought it took a year...
Ohh!
So it looks like you do need my help.
I... Don't be stubborn, Lucy.
He sounds like he really knows his stuff.
Yeah. [ Yawns ]
Maybe we should all go back to sleep
and leave the hum to him.
I mean scrum.
Whoa! You guys go ahead.
I'm gonna stay here and keep an eye on my yums.
Mm!
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I'll bet you didn't know the reason yums are born
during the holiday is 'cause everyone brings
their laundry home with them.
Ha! Didn't think so.
The laundry room is filled to the brim,
so the yums can roll freely and fully.
Now watch me, sweeties. The worst thing for young yums
is to roll over hard and crunchy ground.
The pebbles can leave bruises that have been known to make
the rest of the scrum mistake that yum for a spotted yam,
which is a whole other species entirely.
Yams and yums are natural enemies --
Whoa! Whatta ya doin?!
You're teachin' em all wrong!
What? You gotta loosen up a little!
Here, watch me.
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Yip! Yip yip yip!
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Nooo... don't take after him.
[ Laughs ] Yup, there it is.
That fur's coming in nice.
Hmm...
Really?
What can I say?
I've got the knack!
[ Chuckles ]
Yip! Yip yip yip! Aww!
What the...
How did you learn how to do that?
What, this?
It's from "The Complete Yeti History," Volume 6.
Ohhh. Well that explains it.
Everyone knows that book is totally obsolete.
You're gonna mess up the whole scrum
with that discredited flim flam.
Hmm... Mm-hmm...
Yep, I knew it.
The fur has totally receded.
What? Lemme see.
Hmm...
It looks the same to me.
Haha! Well, you're the one who thought "yums"
were called "pups"!
Alright, alright.
Maybe we can make up for it in camo practice.
Yeah! That's the spirit.
Y'know, you're not such a bad apprentice
when you put your mind to it.
[ Growls ] I'm not an apprentice.
I'm their mom!
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I have no idea how to "camo."
Fife: What a surprise!
I'll be showing them how to do that!
You can be what they camo in front of.
It's good to start off in front of someone
who's kind of bland and nondescript.
And here we go!
That's... pretty good.
See? That's how you do it.
Hey, where's the yum?
It's gotta be here somewhere.
Oh, I think I let go of its arms and it didn't un-camo with me.
You messed it up!
You cannot be trusted with this yum!
How do we get it to un-camo?
Shoot. I don't know!
We can't even call it to come back.
We should have named them.
[ Snoring ]
Yum.
Hmm...maybe...
I'm a bridge!
This is fun, eh?
One, two, three...
Gotcha!
There's my yum!
[ Laughs ]
Not bad.
Whaddaya think, is their fur growing yet?
Hard to say.
We really gotta nail that final stage.
Cuddling.
Mm-hmm.
Whoa!
Argh! To the Yeti Jetty!
[ Snoring ]
'Scuse me.
Pardon me.
This looks like a good place to cuddle.
Where's Fife?
What are you doing, Fife?
This is where I always hang out in cuddle puddle.
What? Get in here!
Hi, Sousaphone.
Hi, Marimba.
[ Grunts ]
[ Sighs ]
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Ah! It's dawn!
Their fur hasn't grown at all!
Okay, Fife. I admit you know more than me!
You're the yum whisperer!
What should we do?
Fife?
Hello?
Okay, how do you make fur grow?
Fur...growin'...
How does it happen?
When I'm cold, my leg hairs grow real long,
full of curly cues,
and all the hair on my neck stands on end.
Maybe I can just cool these yums down a little?
Give 'em a little ice to hold?
Here ya go.
Nice, cold icicles.
-Ooooohh! -What?
The icicle's stuck in your paw! Hold on!
I'll take you to the yeti hospital!
To the emergency room!
Ugh! What kind of a mom am I?
[ Panting ]
Have the doctors reached a prognosis for my yum?
Yes. It's very good.
We melted the icicle,
and the paw is in A-okay condition!
Here comes the patient now.
Thank goodness!
From now on, I'll take good care of my yums
so nothing bad can happen to them.
Thanks so much for your help!
May I ask you another medical-type question?
Sure, honey.
Is there any way I can get the yums' fur to grow in?
It's still not growing and they're a day old!
Hmm, honey are you feeling alright?
Everyone knows it takes at least a year for yum fur to grow in.
Who told you that yums could grow fur in only a day?
The yum whisperer.
Honey, that is not a thing.
Grrrr!
"Yum Whisperer"!
Why did you lie?
It wasn't a lie!
It was an invitation of friendship.
Sort of.
I don't have a lot of friends...
People kinda...don't -- Ach!
like me on first look.
I thought if I could meet some little yums, start fresh,
they could get to know the real me and maybe they'd like me.
But you got to 'em first.
I thought I could boss you around,
because you don't look like a yeti,
but turns out, you know more about being a yeti than I do.
Well, yeah! I told you I was their mom!
And you had me so worried about --
Aah!
We'll just take these yums for a little while.
We brought the Y.W.P basket.
What's Y.W.P?
Yum Wellness Protectors.
I've never heard of that.
We just made it up, honey.
When you get your act together, we'll bring you your yums back.
Well, it was an interesting night.
Hey kids! What'd we miss?
We're not co-parents anymore.
You're not?
Um no...
We're friends!
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So we didn't miss much. Cool.
♪♪
To the Yeti Jetty!