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♪ Magic is real here ♪

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♪ Far away from home ♪

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♪ Anything can happen ♪

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♪ When witches make the rules ♪

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♪ Monsters are cool ♪

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♪ The moon is our friend ♪

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♪ I wanna stay with you ♪

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♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪

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♪♪

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Both laugh ]

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Gotcha.

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The fireflies

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are so bright tonight.

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How do they light up

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like that?

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Haha!

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Cool butt.

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Hey, you guys wanna

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take a break?

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I'm kinda hungry.

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I'm so hungry!

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Let's go get chips

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at the Mess Hall!

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♪♪

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'Scuse me.

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"Closed for private event --

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7:00 to question mark"?

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Oscar, check it out!

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Welcome, everyone!

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We'll begin shortly!

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Dang.

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That's a ton of elves.

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[ Grumbling ]

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Okay, okay we get it,

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we're leaving.

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Well, that was a bust.

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[ Stomach growls ]

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Whoa.

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Was that a motorcycle?

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[ Chuckles ]

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Just kidding.

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You're obviously

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still hungry.

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Let's go back

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and get those chips!

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But the sign said

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the Mess Hall's closed.

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We can just sneak

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in around back.

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♪♪

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-You!

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-[ Yelps ]

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You have entered the

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sacred space of the elves.

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You were not invited and now

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you must pay the ultimate price!

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I was just kidding.

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[ Chuckles ]

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But seriously,

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what is this?

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You pinching food?

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You're really that hungry?

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[ Stomach growls ]

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Yes.

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Well, then you kids

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want to do old Barb a favor?

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Hmm.

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Hmm.                        Hmm.

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We have

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an open chips bar!

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Don't have

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to tell me twice.

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You three have found

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your tuchuses

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in the middle

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of our invention convention.

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[ Spits ]

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Every new moon, a few of us

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elves pitch ideas

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to the rest

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of our community

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and we vote on what we'll work

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on until the next new moon.

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Are you pitching?

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Nah,

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I don't compete anymore.

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Not since I won

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for inventing a --

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you know, a little something

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I think you might have heard of.

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[ All gasp ]

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Oscar: "Putting pants on one leg

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at a time"?

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That was you?

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Hey,

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look at that one.

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"Buttering both sides

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of the toast

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in case you drop it."

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"The shout and toot"?

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[ Laughs ]

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You know, if you're not sure

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who came up with something,

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an elf probably did.

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So are you, like,

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the head of the elves?

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I'm more like the neck

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of the elves.

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What?

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Haha, yes I'm the head

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of the elves.

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I was just trying to be,

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you know, modest.

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This is our thinking cap.

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Each inventor gets to wear it

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for five minutes.

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Then they present

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their invention to the audience

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and the panel of elder elf

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judges, and then we all vote.

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Now, our regular "hat ushers"

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couldn't make it so --

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You want us

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to be your ushers.

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Yes!

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This month's inventors

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are some of the smartest,

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most genius elves

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on the island!

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They're just like

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their mother!

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This is my youngest daughter

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Bernadette,

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my middle daughter

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Ethel,

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and my eldest

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old lady meatballs!

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Mom!

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I was just kidding!

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This is Barb Junior!

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-How old are they?

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-I'm 323.

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Ethel's 321 and Bernadette's

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still a teen.

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She's 319.

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How old are you, Barb?

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Oscar, can you come down

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here for a minute?

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Sorry, you had a mosquito

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on your face.

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So you'll start with Bernadette

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and work your way up!

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And when will we go

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to the chip bar?

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After Barb Junior!

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You got it,

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Barb Senior.

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Sorry, you had a mosquito

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on your face.

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-Good luck, Bernadette!

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-You'll do great!

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Okay, five minutes,

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starting now!

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Wait, wait!

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Can I have an extra minute?

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I'm the youngest.

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No one believes in me!

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What?

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That's not true.

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You heard my sisters!

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"Good luck, Bernadette,"

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"You'll do great."

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So patronizing.

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Plus, every time

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I invent something,

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they say I copied them.

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Is that true?

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I'm an only child.

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Yeah, my older brother

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says that all the time!

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I don't know, doesn't the baby

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always have it the easiest?

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Just 'cause we're the youngest

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doesn't make us babies.

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Hmm.

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Let's give her the extra minute.

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Nobody has to know.

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Yeah!

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[ Ding! ]

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Yes! Of course!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Thank you, thank you.

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Okay, here's my idea -- you know

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when you're at the movies.

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You get your soda, you're

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sitting in your little seat,

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and you take a sip

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of your soda

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and then you try to put it

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in your cup holder,

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but you can't find it

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because it's so dark.

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Next thing you know, bam!

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You spilled

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your dang sodie pop!

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Happens all the time!

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It's the pits!

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Well, my invention

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is to pre-place your elbow.

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So you always know how exactly

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where the cupholder is!

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That's it.

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-Bravo!

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-Whoo!

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-That's my side of the family!

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Go ahead, girl!

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Bernadette!

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Whoo!

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Gee whiz.

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It's a total hit!

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Hey, hey!

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Lay that big hat on me.

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Going to have to make the most

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of this to beat Bernadette.

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Can't believe she came up

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with that in only five minutes.

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Well, uh, keep this

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under your hat.

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Haha, but, uh, technically

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she got six minutes.

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-Oscar!

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-What?

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Oh, you know 'cause she's

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the youngest and all.

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She has it the hardest.

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So we gave her

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an extra minute.

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No way!

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Being in the middle

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is the hardest!

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Your older sister gets all

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the attention

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for doing things first

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and your younger sister

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gets all the credit

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for things you taught her.

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This system is rigged!

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It's true.

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You get all the blame

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and none of the praise.

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Oh, ow.

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I had no idea

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you were a middle child.

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Let's give her seven minutes,

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for Max.

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Fair's fair!

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Oscar!

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And...seven minutes!

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Uhhh...

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Eureka!

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Here's my idea -- don't you hate

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when you're at a party

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and you have to

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introduce a friend,

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but you've forgotten

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their name?

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Have you met, uh, uhh...

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Helen, girl, do you remember

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when you ran into Sandy

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and you couldn't

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remember her name?

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Oh, my gosh!

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It was so bad!

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Sandy,

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you remember that?

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Ooh,

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worst day of my life!

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Well, guess what.

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A better life awaits you.

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What if I told you,

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you could cough

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while you introduce

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your friends?

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Uh...

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[ Coughs ]

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Ethel: And gesture

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for your guest

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to introduce themselves!

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Hey, I'm Nora.

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I call it,

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"The Meet and Cough!"

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Ooh, yeah!

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Go ahead, girl!

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Wow. Those were both

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great inventions!

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So impressive for only

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five minutes with the cap!

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Well,

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technically six and seven.

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You know, 'cause they

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have it harder

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being the youngest

305
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and the middle.

306
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What?!

307
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Being oldest is hardest!

308
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Oscar, why do you keep blabbing

309
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about the extra minutes?

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To be honest, I think I might

311
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be delirious with hunger.

312
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It's so hard for me!

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I have to do everything first

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without anyone showing me how

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and I have to watch

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over my younger sisters!

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Guess I never thought

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about it like that.

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My older brother

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did always watch after me.

321
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Same

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with my older sister.

323
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Should we give her

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10 minutes?

325
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-10 minutes?!

326
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-What?!

327
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Who said you could have

328
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10 minutes?

329
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I'm telling Mom!

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[ All arguing ]

331
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You ripped the cap!

332
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I ripped it?

333
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You ripped it!

334
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What do we do?

335
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Okay, you guys go out

336
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there and stall.

337
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I'll try to fix this.

338
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Okay, it's a plan.

339
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[ Sisters arguing ]

340
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Ah!

341
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Ah perfect, bandages!

342
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Hello, everyone!

343
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We're here to stall.

344
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-Boo!

345
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-Get off the stage!

346
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Hey, Hedgehog,

347
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do something!

348
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You're bombing!

349
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I have an idea.

350
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I'll give you all chips if you

351
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make your butts go full blast.

352
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We can stall

353
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with shadow puppets.

354
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I'm not good

355
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at shadow puppets!

356
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Just improvise.

357
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Once upon a time,

358
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there was a bear.

359
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And a thumb?

360
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They loved each other

361
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very much.

362
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Wait --

363
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a bear and a thumb.

364
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I love that.

365
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Wow.

366
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Oscar, focus!

367
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Sorry!

368
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Oscar, it's working!

369
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Totally...

370
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Hedgehog: But bear was already

371
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due to marry someone else.

372
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Max: Max's right elbow.

373
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I got it!

374
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Yes.

375
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Guys!

376
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Hedgehog:

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And they adopted a child.

378
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Thumb Jr!

379
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The end.

380
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[ Applause ]

381
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Thank you!

382
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And now, for your final pitch

383
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of the evening!

384
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Oh, ooh, eeh, ah!

385
00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:05,070
[ Sighs ]

386
00:09:05,091 --> 00:09:07,231
You ever just get

387
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your car washed

388
00:09:07,251 --> 00:09:10,111
and then a bird poops

389
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on it?

390
00:09:10,131 --> 00:09:12,060
-Whoo!

391
00:09:10,131 --> 00:09:12,060
-Go, girl!

392
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Finally!

393
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Here's what you do --

394
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first, you watch it

395
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for an hour!

396
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Did she say "wash?"

397
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No!

398
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Watch.

399
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For an hour.

400
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Okay.

401
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So you get back

402
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in the car feet first.

403
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Then you drive around

404
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the block four times.

405
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♪ Four times ♪

406
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Then stop!

407
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Climb the tree.

408
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Climb the tree.

409
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Quickly, before

410
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the bird notices!

411
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So you're climbing it.

412
00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:48,040
You get up there,

413
00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:48,040
you turn around,

414
00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:51,131
you do a little squat.

415
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Ya poop on its head.

416
00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:57,070
-What?

417
00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:57,070
-Unacceptable!

418
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Disqualification!

419
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Banishment!

420
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Poop on the bird!

421
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,121
-Ra-ra-ra-ra!

422
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,121
-Silence!

423
00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:06,190
Barb junior, although it

424
00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:06,190
pains me to say this to you,

425
00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:08,121
you're banned from --

426
00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:08,121
-Wait!

427
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,190
If you're kicking her out,

428
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,190
you have to kick us out, too!

429
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,170
Junior

430
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,170
wasn't disrespecting you,

431
00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:18,050
her brain got scrambled

432
00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:18,050
by a faulty thinking cap.

433
00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:19,251
And she only got

434
00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:19,251
five minutes!

435
00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:21,060
I got six.

436
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,111
[ Audience gasps ]

437
00:10:22,131 --> 00:10:24,101
[ Gasps ] I'm back!

438
00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:26,111
New information

439
00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:26,111
has come to light.

440
00:10:26,131 --> 00:10:27,180
We must deliberate.

441
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,021
♪♪

442
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:34,141
[ Indistinct conversation ]

443
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,060
Okay, it is not you,

444
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,060
my dear daughters,

445
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,080
who will be banned

446
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,080
from this event.

447
00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:41,141
It's the ushers.

448
00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,131
You may never ush again.

449
00:10:44,150 --> 00:10:45,141
We accept!

450
00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,030
Cupholder one

451
00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,030
was the best!

452
00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,251
Smell you later,

453
00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,251
elves!

454
00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:51,211
[ Laughs ]

455
00:10:51,231 --> 00:10:53,160
Door's locked.

456
00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:56,170
It's so nice to see my girls

457
00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:56,170
stick up for each other.

458
00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:57,221
Thanks, guys.

459
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,040
You're welcome!

460
00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:01,101
Oh, yeah,

461
00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:01,101
"Shout and toot."

462
00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:07,221
♪♪

463
00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:13,150
♪♪

464
00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:15,251
Quickly, before the bird

465
00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:15,251
notices.