♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I wanna stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
♪♪
[ Grunts ]
[ Both laugh ]
Gotcha.
The fireflies
are so bright tonight.
How do they light up
like that?
Haha!
Cool butt.
Hey, you guys wanna
take a break?
I'm kinda hungry.
I'm so hungry!
Let's go get chips
at the Mess Hall!
♪♪
'Scuse me.
"Closed for private event --
7:00 to question mark"?
Oscar, check it out!
Welcome, everyone!
We'll begin shortly!
Dang.
That's a ton of elves.
[ Grumbling ]
Okay, okay we get it,
we're leaving.
Well, that was a bust.
[ Stomach growls ]
Whoa.
Was that a motorcycle?
[ Chuckles ]
Just kidding.
You're obviously
still hungry.
Let's go back
and get those chips!
But the sign said
the Mess Hall's closed.
We can just sneak
in around back.
♪♪
-You!
-[ Yelps ]
You have entered the
sacred space of the elves.
You were not invited and now
you must pay the ultimate price!
I was just kidding.
[ Chuckles ]
But seriously,
what is this?
You pinching food?
You're really that hungry?
[ Stomach growls ]
Yes.
Well, then you kids
want to do old Barb a favor?
Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
We have
an open chips bar!
Don't have
to tell me twice.
You three have found
your tuchuses
in the middle
of our invention convention.
[ Spits ]
Every new moon, a few of us
elves pitch ideas
to the rest
of our community
and we vote on what we'll work
on until the next new moon.
Are you pitching?
Nah,
I don't compete anymore.
Not since I won
for inventing a --
you know, a little something
I think you might have heard of.
[ All gasp ]
Oscar: "Putting pants on one leg
at a time"?
That was you?
Hey,
look at that one.
"Buttering both sides
of the toast
in case you drop it."
"The shout and toot"?
[ Laughs ]
You know, if you're not sure
who came up with something,
an elf probably did.
So are you, like,
the head of the elves?
I'm more like the neck
of the elves.
What?
Haha, yes I'm the head
of the elves.
I was just trying to be,
you know, modest.
This is our thinking cap.
Each inventor gets to wear it
for five minutes.
Then they present
their invention to the audience
and the panel of elder elf
judges, and then we all vote.
Now, our regular "hat ushers"
couldn't make it so --
You want us
to be your ushers.
Yes!
This month's inventors
are some of the smartest,
most genius elves
on the island!
They're just like
their mother!
This is my youngest daughter
Bernadette,
my middle daughter
Ethel,
and my eldest
old lady meatballs!
Mom!
I was just kidding!
This is Barb Junior!
-How old are they?
-I'm 323.
Ethel's 321 and Bernadette's
still a teen.
She's 319.
How old are you, Barb?
Oscar, can you come down
here for a minute?
Sorry, you had a mosquito
on your face.
So you'll start with Bernadette
and work your way up!
And when will we go
to the chip bar?
After Barb Junior!
You got it,
Barb Senior.
Sorry, you had a mosquito
on your face.
-Good luck, Bernadette!
-You'll do great!
Okay, five minutes,
starting now!
Wait, wait!
Can I have an extra minute?
I'm the youngest.
No one believes in me!
What?
That's not true.
You heard my sisters!
"Good luck, Bernadette,"
"You'll do great."
So patronizing.
Plus, every time
I invent something,
they say I copied them.
Is that true?
I'm an only child.
Yeah, my older brother
says that all the time!
I don't know, doesn't the baby
always have it the easiest?
Just 'cause we're the youngest
doesn't make us babies.
Hmm.
Let's give her the extra minute.
Nobody has to know.
Yeah!
♪♪
[ Ding! ]
Yes! Of course!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, here's my idea -- you know
when you're at the movies.
You get your soda, you're
sitting in your little seat,
and you take a sip
of your soda
and then you try to put it
in your cup holder,
but you can't find it
because it's so dark.
Next thing you know, bam!
You spilled
your dang sodie pop!
Happens all the time!
It's the pits!
Well, my invention
is to pre-place your elbow.
So you always know how exactly
where the cupholder is!
That's it.
-Bravo!
-Whoo!
-That's my side of the family!
Go ahead, girl!
Bernadette!
Whoo!
Gee whiz.
It's a total hit!
Hey, hey!
Lay that big hat on me.
Going to have to make the most
of this to beat Bernadette.
Can't believe she came up
with that in only five minutes.
Well, uh, keep this
under your hat.
Haha, but, uh, technically
she got six minutes.
-Oscar!
-What?
Oh, you know 'cause she's
the youngest and all.
She has it the hardest.
So we gave her
an extra minute.
No way!
Being in the middle
is the hardest!
Your older sister gets all
the attention
for doing things first
and your younger sister
gets all the credit
for things you taught her.
This system is rigged!
It's true.
You get all the blame
and none of the praise.
Oh, ow.
I had no idea
you were a middle child.
Let's give her seven minutes,
for Max.
Fair's fair!
Oscar!
And...seven minutes!
Uhhh...
Eureka!
Here's my idea -- don't you hate
when you're at a party
and you have to
introduce a friend,
but you've forgotten
their name?
Have you met, uh, uhh...
Helen, girl, do you remember
when you ran into Sandy
and you couldn't
remember her name?
Oh, my gosh!
It was so bad!
Sandy,
you remember that?
Ooh,
worst day of my life!
Well, guess what.
A better life awaits you.
What if I told you,
you could cough
while you introduce
your friends?
Uh...
[ Coughs ]
Ethel: And gesture
for your guest
to introduce themselves!
Hey, I'm Nora.
I call it,
"The Meet and Cough!"
Ooh, yeah!
Go ahead, girl!
Wow. Those were both
great inventions!
So impressive for only
five minutes with the cap!
Well,
technically six and seven.
You know, 'cause they
have it harder
being the youngest
and the middle.
What?!
Being oldest is hardest!
Oscar, why do you keep blabbing
about the extra minutes?
To be honest, I think I might
be delirious with hunger.
It's so hard for me!
I have to do everything first
without anyone showing me how
and I have to watch
over my younger sisters!
Guess I never thought
about it like that.
My older brother
did always watch after me.
Same
with my older sister.
Should we give her
10 minutes?
-10 minutes?!
-What?!
Who said you could have
10 minutes?
I'm telling Mom!
[ All arguing ]
You ripped the cap!
I ripped it?
You ripped it!
What do we do?
Okay, you guys go out
there and stall.
I'll try to fix this.
Okay, it's a plan.
[ Sisters arguing ]
Ah!
Ah perfect, bandages!
Hello, everyone!
We're here to stall.
-Boo!
-Get off the stage!
Hey, Hedgehog,
do something!
You're bombing!
I have an idea.
I'll give you all chips if you
make your butts go full blast.
We can stall
with shadow puppets.
I'm not good
at shadow puppets!
Just improvise.
Once upon a time,
there was a bear.
And a thumb?
They loved each other
very much.
Wait --
a bear and a thumb.
I love that.
Wow.
Oscar, focus!
Sorry!
Oscar, it's working!
Totally...
Hedgehog: But bear was already
due to marry someone else.
Max: Max's right elbow.
I got it!
Yes.
Guys!
Hedgehog:
And they adopted a child.
Thumb Jr!
The end.
[ Applause ]
Thank you!
And now, for your final pitch
of the evening!
Oh, ooh, eeh, ah!
[ Sighs ]
You ever just get
your car washed
and then a bird poops
on it?
-Whoo!
-Go, girl!
Finally!
Here's what you do --
first, you watch it
for an hour!
Did she say "wash?"
No!
Watch.
For an hour.
Okay.
So you get back
in the car feet first.
Then you drive around
the block four times.
♪ Four times ♪
Then stop!
Climb the tree.
Quickly, before
the bird notices!
So you're climbing it.
You get up there,
you turn around,
you do a little squat.
Ya poop on its head.
-What?
-Unacceptable!
Disqualification!
Banishment!
Poop on the bird!
-Ra-ra-ra-ra!
-Silence!
Barb junior, although it
pains me to say this to you,
you're banned from --
-Wait!
If you're kicking her out,
you have to kick us out, too!
Junior
wasn't disrespecting you,
her brain got scrambled
by a faulty thinking cap.
And she only got
five minutes!
I got six.
[ Audience gasps ]
[ Gasps ] I'm back!
New information
has come to light.
We must deliberate.
♪♪
[ Indistinct conversation ]
Okay, it is not you,
my dear daughters,
who will be banned
from this event.
It's the ushers.
You may never ush again.
We accept!
Cupholder one
was the best!
Smell you later,
elves!
[ Laughs ]
Door's locked.
It's so nice to see my girls
stick up for each other.
Thanks, guys.
You're welcome!
Oh, yeah,
"Shout and toot."
♪♪
Quickly, before the bird
notices.