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Previously, on
Now, Apocalypse:

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-Ahh!
-Sorry, dude.

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You know, when
I first met Jethro--

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- Teach me, baby!
- Can you slow down
a litle bit, please?

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Barnabas, you should
send me one of your scripts.

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For real?

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Get on your knees!

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If you want to give
the "open relationship"
thing a... try?

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Something... strange seems
to be going on here.

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This sort of feels like:

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- Fate!
- Fate.

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Carly, don't you ever get
bizarre premonitions?

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- Breathe! Breathe!
- [ exhaling ]

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Ahh!

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[ lock clicks ]

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[ upbeat music ]

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Oh, hold on a second.

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[ Ford grunting ]

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Whoo.
Sorry, okay.

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Ha! What's up?

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Huh?

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You alright?
You seem kind of out of it.

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I'm fine.

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Uh, I just took a spill
on my bike.

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-But I'm fine though.
-You sure?

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You, you look like you just
saw the Boogeyman.

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I'm good.

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What- so uh, where,
where's Severine?

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Uh, she...

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went home.

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Everything uh,
good with you guys?

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-Well...
-[ Severine moaning ]

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Oh, I love you.

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Thank you.

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Are you going to finish too?

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Uh?

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If so, can you please hurry.

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I need to go so I
can get back to work.

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What, you're not staying over?

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I can't tonight.

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But I'll make it up
to you, I promise.

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So would you like to
ejaculate in my vagina?

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I found that's normally faster

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than when I pleasure you orally.

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[ Ford ] I mean, I get it.

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She's doing like
really important

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top secret government
work and shit.

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Yeah, but still.

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-I know...
-Sorry dude.

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Everything else okay?

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Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Uh, you know what,
I'm, I'm gonna uh, to crash.

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Cause I've had a really long
night.

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Oh, cool.

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Uh, Uly?

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Nothing.
Uh, sweet dreams.

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Kay, night.

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-[ upbeat music ]
-[ door slams ]

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[ suspenseful music ]

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Whoa.

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Oh.

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Holy fucking...

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MAN: Welcome, you found me at
last.

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My name is Mitchell Kent.

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And I'm speaking to you now

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as a modern day Paul
Revere to warn you

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about an alien conspiracy
so vast, so pervasive,

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it boggles the mind.

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And if you raise your voice

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to alert others to this plight

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you will be ridiculed
and scorned.

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That's because they
need to silence you.

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But I'm telling you.

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Right here and now.

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Do not let them.

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[ uneasy music ]

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Carly, I'm telling you.

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This shit is totally real.

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Because you read
it on the internet?

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Would you just take
a look at this?

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-What is this?
-Just watch it.

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MITCHELL: As incredible
as it may sound

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reptilian aliens have
been infiltrating media,

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the government, every
level of our society

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-for generations.
-Dude, really?

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Some jackhole on
YouTube is your idea

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of empirical evidence.

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This is Mitchell Kent.

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He's one of the leading experts

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of extraterrestrial
lifeforms in the country.

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His channel has over
two million views.

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I've seen sneezing cat videos
with two billion views.

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Okay, here.
Look, check this out.

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Just read it.

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Obama is a reptile.

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And Putin, and Hitler,
Queen Elizabeth,

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Bill Gates, and Beyoncé.

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They shape shift...

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via mind control projection.

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I feel like you're not
taking me seriously.

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Your feeling is correct.

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I'm sorry,
I'm, I'm confused.

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You- you saw this whole thing
happen and then you didn't?

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Well, it's a little
foggy, but it's exactly

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like this weird nightmare
that I've been having.

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[ man moaning ]

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-[ Man ] Help me.
-[ hissing ]

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[ Ulysses screams ]

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But then, I must have
passed out or something

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because the next
thing that I remember.

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Ow.

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-[ squeaking ]
-[ Ulysses screams ]

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Wait. You woke up

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in the same spot where
you crashed your bike?

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Yeah.

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How did you get there?

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Did the alien finish like,
raping the guy

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and then pick you up
and carry you like a bride

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over the threshold?
[ giggles ]

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-I don't know.
-Okay, Uly.

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You know that I heart you
like a homely sister.

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But how fucking high were you?

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-A little bit high?
-Exactly.

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So please, can we just move on?

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Give me all the dirt on
sexy angstboy... Gabriel.

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Yeah, uh, we kinda
really hit it off.

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Wait, wait, what
if someone sees us?

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Isn't this kind of dangerous?

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That's what makes it fun right?

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[ breathing heavily ]

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CARLY: Right there
in the gross alley?

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That's hot.

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But then when we came,

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well it got like
sort of crazy.

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Isn't it like the
definition of coming.

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No, no, we're talking like
bizarre, shroomy, crazy.

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Like something cosmic was
starting to take over our--

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Okay, hey, hey.
I'm gonna stop you right there.

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You have the tendency
to meet these guys--

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No, it was-
it wasn't like that.

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I'm just saying, don't
make too big a deal

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out of everything too soon.

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Don't worry, I got it.

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-You sure?
-Yeah.

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Because I-you know, I'm gonna
hear about this job.

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Maybe today or, or tomorrow.

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Uh, it's fine, I'm uh, I'm-
I'm cash rich this week.

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I've been gambling
online for money.

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I'm sorry, sorry what?

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I can't believe you read
my script already.

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I don't fuck around.

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In business or in life.

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So I'm going to be brutally
honest with you, Ford.

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Alright.

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I didn't like it.

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I loved it.

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Wait what?

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-I loved it.
-Really?

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I was just messing with you.

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Look it's sexy,
it's action-packed,

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it has all the makings
of a four quadrant hit.

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Dude, do you really think so?

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I wouldn't be here
if I didn't.

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I told ya,
I don't fuck around.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I, I- don't even,
I don't even know what to say.

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I hope you're ready for it.

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You have a very bright
future ahead of you.

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So Barnabas wants to
produce it and everything.

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-Produce what?
- My script.

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Meet Your Maker.

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-Did you ever finish it?
-Not yet.

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I've been very busy and
the format confuses me.

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But that's good news
about Barnabas, right?

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Are you kidding? It is totally
like a dream come true.

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Well then, let's get
together at my place later
to celebrate.

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That would be awesome.

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But what time, cause
Barnabas invited me

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to the red carpet premiere of
the new Chris Hemsworth movie

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and it starts at 7:30.

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I'm working tonight so later
is better for me anyway.

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-I'll text you.
- Sweet.

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I cannot wait to see you.

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Me as well, but I have
to go into a meeting now.

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Okay bye babe, I love you.

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I have the most terrifying
super lucid dreams too.

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And I wake up feeling like
the world is about to end

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and it's up to me
to warn everyone.

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[ Ulysses sighs ]

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[ exhales sharply ]

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[ phone buzzing ]

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Hello.

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Yeah, yeah,
this is Ulysses.

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[ excited shouting ]

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-Push. Push.
-[ groans ]

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I can see the head coming out.

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-Oh, my God.
-[ both crying ]

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I love you so much.

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Thank you Kai and Magenta,
that was absolutely beautiful.

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Okay, that's it for today.

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Uh, scene for next week
is on the table.

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As usual memorize your lines
and be off book by
next week's class

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or face my wrath.

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[ toilet flushes ]

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You know, you should
maybe consider

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masking your disdain for
your classmates a little.

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What?

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I don't think it would
kill you

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to fake a smile every
once in a while.

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It is an acting class.

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Uh, I'm sorry I didn't realize
I was being so- obvious.

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Well, to be fair, that birthing
routine was excruciating.

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Especially Kai.

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The overall lack of
ability in that room

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can be mind-boggling.

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Present company
excluded, of course.

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-Thanks.
-I'm serious.

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You have a natural,
raw talent.

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Well, thank you.

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Uh, anyway, I should
probably get going.

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-See you around.
-Bye.

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[ lively rock music ]

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This is so good.

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I can't believe it's all free.

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Well, enjoy.

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Yeah thanks, I'm so hungry.

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And thanks for the movie, too.

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It was amazing.

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I found it rather tired.

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It was just so
been there, done that.

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And I'm sorry, but Jessica
Chastain needs to fire her
agent.

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Huh, I guess.

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OTTO: Barnabas.

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-Otto.
-[ laughter ]

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-How are you?
-Bored shitless.

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Of course. Of course.

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And who have we here?

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Well, this is the exciting

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and brilliant new
writer, Ford Houston.

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Ford, this is Otto West.

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Whoa.

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Otto...

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West?

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Mr. West,
I am such a huge fan.

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The Violin Playeris in my
top five best movies ever.

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Only top five?

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Well no,
it's number three.

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I'm playing with you.

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And please,

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-call me Otto.
-Okay.

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I'm sorry, I do not
mean to geek out on you,

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but I cannot believe
I'm actually shaking your hand.

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Oh, the pleasure's all mine.

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You know, Ford has written
the most incredible script.

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Oh, I'd love to read it.

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Holy shit.

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[ phone beeps ]

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Whoops.

261
00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,470
Uh, uh, I gotta take this.

262
00:14:06,269 --> 00:14:07,923
Sorry, uh...

263
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:09,707
My girlfriend just
got home from work

264
00:14:09,838 --> 00:14:12,232
and I gotta go meet up with her.

265
00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:14,843
-Is that okay?
-Of course.

266
00:14:14,974 --> 00:14:18,542
Cool. Um, just so great to
meet you Mr. West.

267
00:14:18,673 --> 00:14:20,762
Ah, I mean Otto.

268
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,633
Same here.

269
00:14:22,764 --> 00:14:25,985
Oh and um, don't forget to
send me your script.

270
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,075
Barnabas here has
my contact info.

271
00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:32,513
For sure.
Thank you.

272
00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:36,647
And thank you Barnabas
for just ah, everything.

273
00:14:36,778 --> 00:14:39,172
You are most welcome Ford.

274
00:14:39,302 --> 00:14:40,521
-Go have some fun.
-Okay.

275
00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:43,611
See ya.

276
00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:46,396
ULYSSES: Call me paranoid
but that Barnabas dude

277
00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:48,659
seems ultra sketch.

278
00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:50,618
And when it comes to
these kinds of situations

279
00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:54,013
Ford is basically
a gullible baby.

280
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,538
Oh, it's cute when
you helicopter mom.

281
00:14:57,668 --> 00:15:00,106
I didn't know what
to say to him.

282
00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:03,370
Like I love Ford like a blow
job on a Sunday afternoon,

283
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,590
but his script was terrible.

284
00:15:06,721 --> 00:15:10,203
Is this the one that's
like a post apocalyptic
Lethal Weapon?

285
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,205
With the cyborg vampires, yes.

286
00:15:12,335 --> 00:15:13,641
I seriously don't think
I got through more than

287
00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:15,643
-like two pages.
-Yikes.

288
00:15:17,036 --> 00:15:18,733
Sorry, but

289
00:15:18,863 --> 00:15:22,084
the sight of you in
a uniform is disturbing

290
00:15:22,215 --> 00:15:23,825
yet strangely erotic
at the same time.

291
00:15:26,045 --> 00:15:27,742
Basically I just sit
around here doing nothing.

292
00:15:27,872 --> 00:15:29,962
It's pretty much my ideal gig.

293
00:15:30,092 --> 00:15:32,007
So what should I
do about Gabriel?

294
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,791
There's nothing to do.

295
00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:36,142
-He's ghosting you.
-Don't say that.

296
00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:37,795
Well then let's be optimistic.

297
00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:39,972
Maybe he's dead or in a coma.

298
00:15:40,102 --> 00:15:42,061
Thank you for being
so supportive.

299
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,540
No prob.

300
00:15:43,671 --> 00:15:45,586
Hey um, I gotta go douche
though.

301
00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:48,110
Jethro's coming by later
for some more mediocre sex.

302
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:49,590
Fun.

303
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,852
As a stick in the eye.

304
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,769
[ knocks ]

305
00:15:56,162 --> 00:15:57,250
SEVERINE: It's open.

306
00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:10,959
Whoa.

307
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,788
You look like a sex robot.

308
00:16:13,918 --> 00:16:15,224
I am a sex robot.

309
00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:30,152
Do you think about
fucking other women?

310
00:16:31,371 --> 00:16:32,763
Uh...

311
00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:36,550
No.

312
00:16:38,856 --> 00:16:40,945
Why do you think
about other guys?

313
00:16:41,076 --> 00:16:42,991
Of course.

314
00:16:43,122 --> 00:16:45,428
Everyone does. It's perfectly
normal and healthy.

315
00:16:46,951 --> 00:16:51,608
I, I sometimes think about it.

316
00:16:51,739 --> 00:16:53,654
But it's not planned
or anything.

317
00:16:53,784 --> 00:16:58,050
It's more like a
surprise cameo.

318
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:01,357
I understand that lying
has evolutionary value.

319
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,186
Studies indicate
the larger the neocortex

320
00:17:04,317 --> 00:17:06,971
of a species, meaning
the more intelligent it is,

321
00:17:07,102 --> 00:17:08,843
the more likely it
is to be deceptive.

322
00:17:09,757 --> 00:17:11,237
Uh-huh.

323
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,152
If we're going to be together

324
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,892
I want you to know
that you don't need

325
00:17:15,023 --> 00:17:16,546
to protect me from the truth.

326
00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:19,158
Ditto.

327
00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:21,638
I'll put these in water.

328
00:17:29,777 --> 00:17:30,908
[ Ford screams ]

329
00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:32,910
You like that baby,
yeah you like that.

330
00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:35,609
Yeah, oh yeah.

331
00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:37,567
[ phone buzzing ]

332
00:17:41,658 --> 00:17:42,877
Bro, are you looking
at your phone?

333
00:17:43,007 --> 00:17:46,228
-Nah, bro.
-Bro, I saw you.

334
00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,361
So- sorry, I just thought
it might be my agent.

335
00:17:48,491 --> 00:17:50,754
-Is it?
-Nah, it's my mum.

336
00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:53,757
Oh, my God.

337
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,197
[ exhales sharply ]

338
00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:02,375
Ford, what are you doing?

339
00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:05,943
I see you met Daphne.

340
00:18:06,074 --> 00:18:07,641
Hey, sorry to freak you out.

341
00:18:07,771 --> 00:18:09,164
I just came from
an Antifa protest

342
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:10,687
and I didn't have
time to change.

343
00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:18,260
Come Ford, sit.

344
00:18:27,269 --> 00:18:28,923
So...

345
00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:30,925
I invited Daphne over

346
00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:33,232
because I wanted
the two of you to meet.

347
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,669
How do you guys
know each other?

348
00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:38,715
We met about
a year or so ago.

349
00:18:38,846 --> 00:18:41,849
-At an orgy.
-Daphne is polyamorous.

350
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:44,286
I have three boyfriends.

351
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:45,635
Wow.

352
00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:46,854
That sounds...

353
00:18:48,029 --> 00:18:49,813
time consuming.

354
00:18:49,944 --> 00:18:52,729
My iCal is crazy right now.

355
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:56,342
Daphne why don't you make
yourself more comfortable.

356
00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:58,692
Yeah, sorry I'm
covered in bomb dust.

357
00:19:00,259 --> 00:19:02,913
[ soft pop music ]

358
00:19:09,006 --> 00:19:10,530
She's beautiful,
don't you think?

359
00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:14,011
CARLY: Now what is it?

360
00:19:14,142 --> 00:19:16,188
Well, I know you're a feminist

361
00:19:16,318 --> 00:19:18,712
or whatever, but I
think it's kinda weird

362
00:19:18,842 --> 00:19:21,410
that you're using a vibrator
while we're fucking.

363
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:24,152
Why are you afraid of
robots taking your job?

364
00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:28,156
No, I just really want to
connect with you right now.

365
00:19:28,287 --> 00:19:30,463
Your dick is inside of me.

366
00:19:30,593 --> 00:19:32,160
I'm pretty sure we can't get
much more connected than that.

367
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,641
I'm not talking about
genitalia.

368
00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:37,339
I'm talking about spiritually.

369
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,472
[ Carly sighs ]
Fine.

370
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,564
If this is such an
affront to your male ego,

371
00:19:44,694 --> 00:19:46,435
I won't use it.

372
00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:50,265
-[ vibrator crashing ]
-[ Carly sighs ]

373
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:52,136
I need a new condom.

374
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,491
Are there no more in here?

375
00:19:58,621 --> 00:20:00,580
Might be a box in the closet,
check the top shelf.

376
00:20:05,498 --> 00:20:07,717
Mother fu-
what the fuck?

377
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:11,155
Oh shit.

378
00:20:11,286 --> 00:20:13,549
My God, a dildo just
hit me in the eye.

379
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,247
What if I get conjunctivitis

380
00:20:15,377 --> 00:20:16,335
and I get called
in for an audition.

381
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,814
What the fuck, dude?

382
00:20:17,945 --> 00:20:19,033
What is all this shit?

383
00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:22,341
Go on.

384
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,907
Touch her.

385
00:20:24,038 --> 00:20:25,257
I want you to.

386
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:29,565
[ soft pop music ]

387
00:20:42,578 --> 00:20:43,449
Okay.

388
00:20:48,889 --> 00:20:51,892
Damn, you're like the reason
the female gaze was invented.

389
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:01,293
Tonight I just
want to watch you.

390
00:21:06,036 --> 00:21:07,908
DAPHNE: Go ahead.

391
00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:10,084
Use my body any way you want.

392
00:21:16,569 --> 00:21:18,135
JETHRO: Who do you
use this stuff with?

393
00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:19,528
No one.

394
00:21:23,837 --> 00:21:26,970
Sometimes, I like
dressing up in dominatrix

395
00:21:27,101 --> 00:21:29,451
type of stuff and pretending.

396
00:21:29,582 --> 00:21:31,192
So you bought all this stuff

397
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:34,064
and you've never
used it with anyone?

398
00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:37,024
Yes.

399
00:21:37,154 --> 00:21:38,982
It's kinda like, remember
during the Cold War

400
00:21:39,113 --> 00:21:41,420
how the U.S. stockpiled like
a bunch of nuclear weapons

401
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,465
just in case they might
need them one day.

402
00:21:43,596 --> 00:21:44,858
Okay just so I'm clear,

403
00:21:44,988 --> 00:21:46,338
you're saying that
these ball gags

404
00:21:46,468 --> 00:21:49,515
-are like your nukes?
-Exactly.

405
00:21:49,645 --> 00:21:51,647
Why didn't you ever tell me
about any of this before?

406
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,345
I don't know, I just...

407
00:21:53,475 --> 00:21:54,911
I was embarrassed,
I guess.

408
00:21:56,826 --> 00:21:58,350
I thought you'd get
all judgy on me.

409
00:21:59,438 --> 00:22:01,527
Plus,

410
00:22:01,657 --> 00:22:04,791
I didn't think you
would be into it.

411
00:22:04,921 --> 00:22:09,491
Being that you're so
a dominant alpha male and all.

412
00:22:09,622 --> 00:22:11,841
That's true.

413
00:22:11,972 --> 00:22:12,929
I am very manly.

414
00:22:14,844 --> 00:22:18,674
But look, if it
means so much to you

415
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:22,286
I might be down to, you know,
at least give it a try.

416
00:22:23,418 --> 00:22:25,028
Wait, you...

417
00:22:26,465 --> 00:22:27,770
want me to spank you?

418
00:22:33,297 --> 00:22:36,126
[ slow perky music ]

419
00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:42,785
[ music stops ]

420
00:22:46,441 --> 00:22:48,748
[ alarm rings ]

421
00:22:53,492 --> 00:22:56,756
[ "Hidden Place" by Bjork ]

422
00:22:59,106 --> 00:23:01,587
-[ paddle smacks ]
-Is that okay?

423
00:23:01,717 --> 00:23:03,197
Yeah bro, I'm not a pussy.

424
00:23:09,769 --> 00:23:10,944
You've been a bad boy.

425
00:23:12,336 --> 00:23:13,816
Haven't you Jethro?

426
00:23:13,947 --> 00:23:15,992
Oh I don't know, have I?

427
00:23:16,123 --> 00:23:17,559
Hm-mm.

428
00:23:17,690 --> 00:23:21,476
You've been a bad...

429
00:23:21,607 --> 00:23:23,217
bad boy.

430
00:23:23,347 --> 00:23:25,872
Oh, are you gonna punish me?

431
00:23:26,002 --> 00:23:28,309
-[ paddle smacks ]
-Oh.

432
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:33,140
You've been a bad,
bad, boy, Jethro.

433
00:23:34,271 --> 00:23:36,273
You never

434
00:23:36,404 --> 00:23:40,147
look at your phone while
you're fucking me again.

435
00:23:40,277 --> 00:23:42,062
-Okay, okay.
-Did you hear me?

436
00:23:42,192 --> 00:23:44,412
I said never,

437
00:23:44,543 --> 00:23:47,241
ever again.

438
00:23:47,371 --> 00:23:50,287
Say it, say "I will never
look at my phone again."

439
00:23:50,418 --> 00:23:52,028
Okay, okay.

440
00:23:52,159 --> 00:23:53,987
Okay, I promise I will
never look at my phone

441
00:23:54,117 --> 00:23:55,597
while we're fucking again.

442
00:23:55,728 --> 00:23:58,339
[ Jethro screams ]

443
00:24:00,123 --> 00:24:01,864
Fuck.

444
00:24:01,995 --> 00:24:05,302
I'm sorry, just uh,
give me a second.

445
00:24:05,433 --> 00:24:07,391
[ breathing heavily ]

446
00:24:07,522 --> 00:24:12,179
Relax, just think of
Daphne as your sex toy.

447
00:24:13,354 --> 00:24:16,705
Uh, this might
sound kinda weird

448
00:24:16,836 --> 00:24:18,446
but would you mind,

449
00:24:18,577 --> 00:24:20,492
I promise I don't
mean it or anything.

450
00:24:20,622 --> 00:24:23,407
Would you mind if
I said I love you.

451
00:24:23,538 --> 00:24:25,540
Of course,
this is a safe space.

452
00:24:26,846 --> 00:24:28,108
Okay.

453
00:24:30,545 --> 00:24:31,415
Oh, I love you.

454
00:24:33,809 --> 00:24:35,419
Oh, fuck I love you.

455
00:24:35,550 --> 00:24:36,856
I'm sorry was that too much?

456
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,904
[ Jethro breathes heavily ]

457
00:24:45,299 --> 00:24:47,257
Are you okay?

458
00:24:48,607 --> 00:24:49,521
Sorry.

459
00:24:50,565 --> 00:24:52,001
I don't know what's
wrong with me.

460
00:24:55,178 --> 00:24:57,529
-[ Jethro cries ]
-It's okay.

461
00:24:59,618 --> 00:25:01,402
It's okay baby, you can cry.

462
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:08,061
♪

463
00:25:08,888 --> 00:25:10,846
♪

464
00:25:12,413 --> 00:25:15,024
I love you.

465
00:25:15,155 --> 00:25:16,286
Oh I love you.

466
00:25:19,855 --> 00:25:24,338
♪ Imagination

467
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,476
♪

468
00:25:34,435 --> 00:25:38,700
[ moaning ]

469
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:42,574
[ yawns ]

470
00:25:44,706 --> 00:25:47,361
[ uneasy music ]

471
00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:57,589
Hello?

472
00:26:02,768 --> 00:26:03,725
Somebody there?

473
00:26:09,339 --> 00:26:11,690
[ woman moans ]

474
00:26:13,996 --> 00:26:15,345
[ screams ]

475
00:26:15,476 --> 00:26:19,567
[ Jethro and Carly moaning ]

476
00:26:19,698 --> 00:26:21,482
Oh my God.

477
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:24,572
[ breathing heavily ]

478
00:26:28,271 --> 00:26:30,273
Okay, got to run.

479
00:26:30,404 --> 00:26:31,971
I'm meeting up
with my boyfriends

480
00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:33,712
and we're setting Bank
of America on fire.

481
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,192
Good night Daphne.

482
00:26:36,323 --> 00:26:37,803
I'll see ya.

483
00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:40,762
-Uh, thanks.
-Uh huh, bye.

484
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,593
So you really liked that.

485
00:26:47,464 --> 00:26:50,424
Watching me doing
it with Daphne.

486
00:26:50,554 --> 00:26:53,035
Yes, it turned me on...

487
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:56,952
seeing someone else
enjoy your body.

488
00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:00,042
I gotta say I felt
weird at first,

489
00:27:00,173 --> 00:27:02,392
but I kinda got into
watching you watch me.

490
00:27:03,829 --> 00:27:05,091
I loved seeing you come.

491
00:27:06,309 --> 00:27:07,876
Really?

492
00:27:08,007 --> 00:27:10,531
I feel like I must
look so stupid.

493
00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:12,359
No.

494
00:27:12,489 --> 00:27:15,144
Some people possess
structural beauty.

495
00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:18,670
Some emotional beauty,
but you have both.

496
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,326
Your face is like
a masterfully crafted cello

497
00:27:23,457 --> 00:27:26,199
playing an exquisite symphony.

498
00:27:27,287 --> 00:27:28,592
Wow, Sev.

499
00:27:30,594 --> 00:27:31,944
Your words are like poems.

500
00:27:43,825 --> 00:27:46,610
[ playing "Cut the World"
by Moscow Olympics ]

501
00:27:52,529 --> 00:27:54,401
♪ I don't know

502
00:27:57,447 --> 00:28:00,450
♪

503
00:28:00,581 --> 00:28:03,845
♪ Don't want to say

504
00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:05,804
♪ So I cut this world

505
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:10,460
♪ I cut this world

506
00:28:11,418 --> 00:28:14,247
♪ I cut this world

507
00:28:15,552 --> 00:28:17,424
♪ I cut this world