1 00:00:06,213 --> 00:00:08,171 NARRATOR: Previously onNow Apocalypse: 2 00:00:08,302 --> 00:00:10,739 She's doing top-secret government work and shit. 3 00:00:10,869 --> 00:00:13,655 From the moment me and Gabriel met there was this supernatural 4 00:00:13,785 --> 00:00:15,700 connection between us, and then he disappears. 5 00:00:15,831 --> 00:00:17,963 My ex Mustafa is in town. 6 00:00:18,094 --> 00:00:20,488 SEVERINE: I'm so relieved we are no longer 7 00:00:20,618 --> 00:00:23,447 -burdened with fear and possessiveness. -[ sobbing ] 8 00:00:23,578 --> 00:00:26,363 It's just like we're teetering on the brink of total annihilation. 9 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:33,370 I'm been camming online for money. 10 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,198 -Ahh!-Oh, fuck! 11 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:37,548 I'm going to be reading with you, 12 00:00:37,679 --> 00:00:39,246 so do you have any questions before we get started? 13 00:00:39,376 --> 00:00:41,552 Nope, I uh, I don't think so. 14 00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:42,597 Great. 15 00:00:44,642 --> 00:00:46,209 Cassie, if you don't watch out, you're gonna get hurt. 16 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:47,341 Bad, bad, real bad. 17 00:00:49,691 --> 00:00:51,910 Look, I don't care. 18 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:54,174 I don't care what happens to me. 19 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,827 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, okay? 20 00:00:55,958 --> 00:00:58,613 Oh, uh, I'm sorry, did I do something? 21 00:00:58,743 --> 00:01:01,268 No, actually you didn't do anything. 22 00:01:01,398 --> 00:01:03,531 It was just so "natural" that it was putting me to sleep. 23 00:01:03,661 --> 00:01:05,663 Okay, so let's try it again and actually try acting. 24 00:01:05,794 --> 00:01:08,362 -Okay.-And from the top, okay. 25 00:01:08,492 --> 00:01:10,581 Cassie, if you don't watch out, you're gonna get hurt, bad, bad, real bad. 26 00:01:10,712 --> 00:01:13,018 Look, I don't care! 27 00:01:13,149 --> 00:01:14,890 Okay, I don't care what happens to me! 28 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:16,457 I'm sorry, are you joking right now? 29 00:01:16,587 --> 00:01:18,676 That was insane, way too much. 30 00:01:18,807 --> 00:01:21,331 -Way too big, okay, let's do it again.-Oh, sorry, yeah. 31 00:01:21,462 --> 00:01:22,941 -No, no, don't be sorry.-[ chuckles nervously ] 32 00:01:23,072 --> 00:01:24,682 -Maybe split the difference. -Split the difference. 33 00:01:24,813 --> 00:01:26,597 Find humanity somewhere in between. 34 00:01:26,728 --> 00:01:28,686 -Yeah, okay.-Between like nothing and clown. 35 00:01:28,817 --> 00:01:31,385 -Yes. -Okay, great. [ clears throat ] 36 00:01:31,515 --> 00:01:33,691 Cassie, if you don't watch out, you're gonna get hurt, bad, bad, real bad. 37 00:01:33,822 --> 00:01:36,346 Look, I don't care. All right, I don't care what happens to me. 38 00:01:36,477 --> 00:01:39,001 I don't really care what happens to you either. 39 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,090 Cassie, if you don't watch out, you're gonna get hurt, bad, bad, real bad. 40 00:01:41,221 --> 00:01:42,787 I don't care. [ voice trembles ] 41 00:01:42,918 --> 00:01:44,702 I don't care what happens to me, I jus-- 42 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:46,661 Look, you only go around once in life and-- 43 00:01:46,791 --> 00:01:48,489 How about this? Stand up. 44 00:01:48,619 --> 00:01:50,404 Stand up, can you do that? 45 00:01:50,534 --> 00:01:52,536 I don't care. 46 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:55,844 Look, I don't care what happens to me! 47 00:01:55,974 --> 00:01:58,716 Cassie, if you don't watch out, you're gonna get hurt, bad, bad, bad, real bad. 48 00:01:58,847 --> 00:02:00,370 I don't care what happens to me. 49 00:02:00,501 --> 00:02:02,764 Look, I just... fuck, what are my lines? 50 00:02:02,894 --> 00:02:05,419 -You only go around once in life,[ mouthing quietly ] 51 00:02:05,549 --> 00:02:06,724 And my motto is- 52 00:02:06,855 --> 00:02:08,683 and my motto is that you just gotta go for it. 53 00:02:08,813 --> 00:02:10,728 That was great, thank you so much. 54 00:02:10,859 --> 00:02:11,816 We'll call you. 55 00:02:13,905 --> 00:02:15,646 ♪ This is what you get when you mess with love ♪ 56 00:02:15,777 --> 00:02:17,561 ♪ This is what you get when you mess with... ♪ 57 00:02:17,692 --> 00:02:18,867 ♪ Love 58 00:02:20,303 --> 00:02:22,610 [ grunting ] 59 00:02:26,135 --> 00:02:28,311 [ moaning ] 60 00:02:28,442 --> 00:02:30,792 [ grunting ] 61 00:02:32,794 --> 00:02:34,448 [ crying ] 62 00:02:36,754 --> 00:02:38,974 [ grunting ] 63 00:02:39,104 --> 00:02:40,932 [ moaning ] 64 00:02:41,063 --> 00:02:43,457 [ grunting ] 65 00:02:51,987 --> 00:02:53,989 CARLY: Dude, I'm fucking quitting acting. 66 00:02:54,119 --> 00:02:55,860 What are you talking about? 67 00:02:55,991 --> 00:02:57,819 That guy just sounds like an asshole on his man period. 68 00:02:57,949 --> 00:02:59,908 And I'm sick of being at the mercy of assholes. 69 00:03:00,038 --> 00:03:02,345 It's like I'm the dom, not the sub. 70 00:03:02,476 --> 00:03:05,043 This whole masochism shit is not on brand for me. 71 00:03:09,483 --> 00:03:10,223 Sorry. 72 00:03:11,398 --> 00:03:12,355 What ever happened to that web series 73 00:03:12,486 --> 00:03:13,400 that you were writing? 74 00:03:14,705 --> 00:03:17,534 It's almost done, but so what? 75 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,275 Finish it, and I'll help you film it. 76 00:03:19,406 --> 00:03:21,321 I took a production class in college. 77 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,192 I got a C, but... 78 00:03:23,323 --> 00:03:24,802 So what, you're gonna shoot it on your iPhone or something? 79 00:03:24,933 --> 00:03:28,197 Yeah. Come on, come on, it'll be fun. 80 00:03:28,328 --> 00:03:31,766 Mmm, famous last words. 81 00:03:31,896 --> 00:03:33,724 I don't know, I mean it would give me 82 00:03:33,855 --> 00:03:36,161 something to focus on besides my non-existent career. 83 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:38,599 And trolling Craigslist for a new roommate. 84 00:03:38,729 --> 00:03:41,036 How's that going by the way? 85 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:44,257 It is like extras casting for a David Lynch movie. 86 00:03:44,387 --> 00:03:45,475 [ chuckles ] 87 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:49,610 [ panting and gasping ] 88 00:04:04,146 --> 00:04:06,496 CARLY: Dude, that is so beyond the valley of fucked up. 89 00:04:06,627 --> 00:04:08,803 I know, and I'm pathetic enough to text back 90 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:10,805 at 3 am saying yes, I'll fucking meet you 91 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:12,110 in the middle of the fucking night. 92 00:04:12,241 --> 00:04:14,069 And so I'm sitting there, like a dotard, 93 00:04:14,199 --> 00:04:15,940 waiting for him to message me where to go, 94 00:04:16,071 --> 00:04:17,855 and the maniac never texts back. 95 00:04:17,986 --> 00:04:18,987 So then what? 96 00:04:19,117 --> 00:04:20,858 I fucking fell asleep. 97 00:04:20,989 --> 00:04:23,034 And then when I woke up in the morning, 98 00:04:23,165 --> 00:04:26,647 the entire message chain was gone. 99 00:04:26,777 --> 00:04:29,519 Like it never happened, like I dreamt the whole thing. 100 00:04:30,781 --> 00:04:31,652 Did you? 101 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:34,263 Did I what? 102 00:04:34,394 --> 00:04:36,265 Dream the whole thing? 103 00:04:36,396 --> 00:04:39,834 No. I don't think so. 104 00:04:39,964 --> 00:04:41,749 Whatever, the, the take away from all of this, 105 00:04:41,879 --> 00:04:44,491 is that Gabriel's hotness does not outweigh his 106 00:04:44,621 --> 00:04:47,407 pathological flakiness. Right? 107 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,279 Hmm? Yeah, yeah, of course. 108 00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:52,629 Hello Lars, I'm running a little late. 109 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,066 Follow protocol and don't take any 110 00:04:55,197 --> 00:04:58,418 bio-genetic samples until I arrive on site. 111 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,462 See you soon. 112 00:05:03,901 --> 00:05:06,513 [ tense music ] 113 00:05:16,087 --> 00:05:19,047 ♪ 114 00:05:26,097 --> 00:05:29,057 ♪ 115 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:37,718 [ tires screeching ] 116 00:05:47,728 --> 00:05:48,816 Hello? 117 00:05:55,997 --> 00:05:57,390 Is anyone there? 118 00:06:05,702 --> 00:06:07,138 Hello? 119 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,666 [ knocking ] 120 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:27,985 [ knocking repeats ] 121 00:06:38,387 --> 00:06:39,780 [ mouthing ] Who are you? 122 00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:51,748 Oh, hi. 123 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,794 Sorry, the uh, the doorbell. 124 00:06:53,924 --> 00:06:55,883 Yeah, the-the that doesn't work. 125 00:06:57,798 --> 00:07:00,061 Oh, this must be for my roommate. 126 00:07:09,505 --> 00:07:10,419 All right. 127 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:15,293 Thanks, Tl-at-uh-lah-ti. 128 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:17,992 It's Tlayolotl. 129 00:07:18,122 --> 00:07:20,124 Mexican indigenous name. 130 00:07:20,255 --> 00:07:21,996 Friends just call me T. 131 00:07:24,085 --> 00:07:26,740 [ moaning and gasping ] 132 00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:29,133 [ sexy music ] 133 00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:35,313 So, I'm actually looking to fill the room, ASAP, 134 00:07:35,444 --> 00:07:37,011 so it would be great if you could 135 00:07:37,141 --> 00:07:39,492 tell me a little about yourself. 136 00:07:39,622 --> 00:07:42,712 I'm Niall, I'm from Vancouver. 137 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:47,151 I don't have a job at the moment. 138 00:07:47,282 --> 00:07:51,591 But I have over thirty-two thousand Instagram followers. 139 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:56,291 So I'm really focusing on trying to monetize that right now. 140 00:07:58,075 --> 00:08:00,164 I spend most of my days lamenting Western imperialism. 141 00:08:00,295 --> 00:08:03,124 My interests include labor strikes, premium grade matcha, 142 00:08:03,254 --> 00:08:05,866 and the downfall of society as we know it. 143 00:08:05,996 --> 00:08:08,259 Well, technically I'm pangender, 144 00:08:08,390 --> 00:08:10,610 which means I'm a member of a vast and diverse 145 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,482 multiplicity of genders that expands infinitely over time. 146 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:18,661 WOMAN: It's sort of a mix between performance art 147 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,924 and social activism. 148 00:08:21,055 --> 00:08:23,710 I, like, build a red tent and film myself 149 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,799 bleeding in it for a week. 150 00:08:25,929 --> 00:08:29,280 I view my period cramps as a vehicle for purging 151 00:08:29,411 --> 00:08:32,370 collective global and inherited pain. 152 00:08:34,329 --> 00:08:36,244 ULYSSES: So, is this like your thing? 153 00:08:36,374 --> 00:08:38,072 You're like the hot delivery guy 154 00:08:38,202 --> 00:08:40,030 whose life is basically one long, 155 00:08:40,161 --> 00:08:41,989 never-ending porno? 156 00:08:42,119 --> 00:08:45,209 No, no I'm married actually. 157 00:08:46,341 --> 00:08:47,342 Wait, what? 158 00:08:47,472 --> 00:08:49,431 Yeah, and straight. 159 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,651 Well, yeah, mostly. 160 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,613 Okay, uh, you don't wear a ring. 161 00:08:57,744 --> 00:08:58,745 Well, you know, I lost so many of them at work, 162 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:00,311 I just stopped wearing them. 163 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,488 My wife's cool with it. 164 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:07,318 Wait, what? 165 00:09:07,449 --> 00:09:09,103 Oh no, I meant about me not wearing a ring. 166 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:12,367 Oh no, if she found out about... oh, she'd flip. 167 00:09:12,497 --> 00:09:14,456 She's, uh, pretty religious. 168 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:18,329 Um, are you? 169 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,940 No, not so much. 170 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:21,898 I mean I was, my dad's a preacher. 171 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,422 -Whoa, shit.-Yeah. 172 00:09:24,553 --> 00:09:27,512 -Really?-Yeah, he would not be pleased. 173 00:09:27,643 --> 00:09:28,862 [ chuckles ] He's one of these people that thinks 174 00:09:28,992 --> 00:09:30,777 that gay sex causes hurricanes. 175 00:09:30,907 --> 00:09:34,650 -Wow, that must suck.-Yeah. 176 00:09:34,781 --> 00:09:37,784 You know, it's all right. I mean, it's not like I do this very often. 177 00:09:37,914 --> 00:09:41,614 It's just sometimes, I meet someone like you, 178 00:09:41,744 --> 00:09:45,879 and uh, you know, shit happens. 179 00:09:46,009 --> 00:09:48,969 Ah, fuck, you are so hot that it's painful. 180 00:09:49,099 --> 00:09:51,493 [ laughs ] 181 00:09:56,672 --> 00:09:58,413 CARLY: Where is your dick, dude? 182 00:09:58,543 --> 00:09:59,980 Like, literally, it's so small 183 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:01,982 I can't even fucking see it. 184 00:10:02,112 --> 00:10:04,767 [ gasps ] 185 00:10:04,898 --> 00:10:07,944 Like, I could fit ten of your dicks in my ass 186 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,033 and not even feel it. 187 00:10:10,164 --> 00:10:11,948 What do you do to jerk-off, do you use your pinkie? 188 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,821 Like this? [ laughs ] 189 00:10:14,951 --> 00:10:16,300 Let me see you jerk that tiny little nub, 190 00:10:16,431 --> 00:10:17,998 I wanna see if it's even possible. 191 00:10:19,303 --> 00:10:20,478 Oh shit, is that a dick or is that 192 00:10:20,609 --> 00:10:22,611 just an awkwardly large clit? 193 00:10:22,742 --> 00:10:24,918 I mean how many testosterone shots did you have to get 194 00:10:25,048 --> 00:10:26,746 to engorge your clit that much? 195 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,140 I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm too small for you. 196 00:10:30,271 --> 00:10:32,142 Your dick looks like a dot that I saw 197 00:10:32,273 --> 00:10:34,449 under a microscope in my high school biology class. 198 00:10:34,579 --> 00:10:37,278 Like what is that, a molecule of like fucking algae? 199 00:10:37,408 --> 00:10:38,845 -[ moans ] -Or what? 200 00:10:38,975 --> 00:10:40,542 -Is this right? - Don't talk. 201 00:10:41,978 --> 00:10:43,197 MAN: Just lie there. 202 00:10:47,505 --> 00:10:49,246 I said no blinking! 203 00:10:49,377 --> 00:10:50,639 If you can't keep yourself from blinking, 204 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:52,554 just shut your eyes. 205 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,469 Sorry. 206 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,908 MAN: Thank you all for joining us tonight. 207 00:10:59,039 --> 00:11:01,606 I have been leading this circle jerk 208 00:11:01,737 --> 00:11:05,567 for two years now and I deeply believe 209 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:08,613 that being able to talk about sex 210 00:11:08,744 --> 00:11:10,441 in the company of other men can be 211 00:11:10,572 --> 00:11:13,706 a very powerful healing experience. 212 00:11:13,836 --> 00:11:17,144 First off, please introduce yourself 213 00:11:17,274 --> 00:11:21,539 and share a few words about what you're feeling at this moment. 214 00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:28,242 I'll go first. I'm Neil, and I'm feeling pumped up about tonight. 215 00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:31,811 I'm Tony, I'm kind of nervous, 216 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,944 but I'm really honored to be a part of this. 217 00:11:35,075 --> 00:11:39,079 Yo, I'm George, I feel a little uncomfortable. 218 00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:41,646 Think I maybe got a sunburn earlier. [ chuckles ] 219 00:11:41,777 --> 00:11:43,648 Other than that though, I'm totally stoked to be here 220 00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:45,476 and I'm really hoping to connect. 221 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:49,132 So is this anyone's first time to circle jerk? 222 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:57,097 Oh ho, virgins! Just joking, guys. 223 00:11:57,227 --> 00:11:58,315 Welcome. 224 00:11:58,446 --> 00:11:59,316 EVERYONE: Welcome. 225 00:12:05,148 --> 00:12:06,062 Stop it. 226 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,413 I'm uh, I'm uh Ulysses, 227 00:12:09,544 --> 00:12:12,982 EVERYONE: Hi, Ulysses. 228 00:12:13,113 --> 00:12:15,768 Um, this is my first time doing something like this. 229 00:12:18,727 --> 00:12:21,556 Yeah no, that's it. Yeah, that's it. 230 00:12:21,686 --> 00:12:24,385 Well, we're thrilled to have you here, Ulysses. 231 00:12:24,515 --> 00:12:26,430 Both of you. 232 00:12:26,561 --> 00:12:30,521 And just so you know, we're very open-minded here. 233 00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:31,522 Aren't we Tony? 234 00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:32,567 Wide open. 235 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,745 Yeah, so uh, I'm Ford and I'm like 236 00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:38,703 super-excited to be here for a while now 237 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:41,184 I've been just feeling um just totally bummed 238 00:12:41,315 --> 00:12:44,187 and really confused because... [ sighs ] 239 00:12:46,407 --> 00:12:49,192 I really love my girlfriend. 240 00:12:49,323 --> 00:12:52,761 It's all right, Ford. This is a safe space. 241 00:12:52,892 --> 00:12:55,372 Go on, just let it all out. 242 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,422 So I know it's old school, but I feel like Severine-- 243 00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:05,600 that's my girlfriend, and as I honestly, I feel like 244 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:06,775 she could be my soulmate. 245 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:10,213 Don't you think so? 246 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:13,216 Yeah, yup. 247 00:13:13,347 --> 00:13:16,132 Anyway, it's like our bodies, they just fit together, you know? 248 00:13:18,526 --> 00:13:23,096 But it-it's... God, it's so hard for me to even say it. 249 00:13:24,532 --> 00:13:26,621 It's okay, man. 250 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:30,277 Yeah, Ford, we're here for you and we all support you. 251 00:13:30,407 --> 00:13:35,369 Oh yes, we think it's amazingly brave of you to come out 252 00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:38,807 and express your feelings with such honesty. 253 00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:42,506 Thanks, guys that... 254 00:13:43,507 --> 00:13:45,466 It really means a lot. 255 00:13:45,596 --> 00:13:48,991 Well, speaking your truth, Ford, is not easy. 256 00:13:49,122 --> 00:13:51,428 But you should never be ashamed of who you are 257 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,300 or what you desire. 258 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:54,649 I know, right? 259 00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:59,132 Maybe I'm old-fashioned. 260 00:13:59,262 --> 00:14:00,829 You know, maybe I, I just want things to go back 261 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,091 to how they were in the good old days, 262 00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:03,527 like maybe I just want to sleep 263 00:14:03,658 --> 00:14:05,616 with one woman at a time! 264 00:14:06,443 --> 00:14:08,097 MAN: What? Did he just say?.. 265 00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:14,625 Yeah, maybe I can clarify what's happened here. 266 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:16,801 Um, we're not. 267 00:14:16,932 --> 00:14:20,370 I mean, I am, but, but, but, Ford is not. 268 00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:23,112 Oh? Oh! 269 00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:24,331 MEN: Oh! 270 00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:29,031 [ whispers ] What is he talking about? 271 00:14:29,162 --> 00:14:30,467 I'll tell you in the car. 272 00:14:37,605 --> 00:14:38,606 [ door shuts ] 273 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,741 [ alarm beeps ] 274 00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:46,396 [ keys clink ] 275 00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:28,177 [ sighs ] 276 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,791 FORD: At first, non-monogamy seemed fun. 277 00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:36,446 Like we had a cool threesome with this terrorist lady, 278 00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:40,494 and afterward my girlfriend and I felt so connected. 279 00:15:43,845 --> 00:15:45,499 But then, right after that she told me 280 00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:46,587 she slept with her ex. 281 00:15:46,717 --> 00:15:49,024 [ all gasp ] 282 00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:53,855 And I thought, I can't be mad, right? 283 00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:55,465 I signed up for this. 284 00:15:55,596 --> 00:15:57,206 But I do feel mad. 285 00:15:57,337 --> 00:15:59,339 Is my brain wrong for feeling this way? 286 00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:02,342 No, Ford, your brain's not wrong. 287 00:16:02,472 --> 00:16:04,431 That's fucked up, yo. 288 00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:06,476 You gotta talk that shit out. 289 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:08,565 I'm not saying put that bitch on a leash, 290 00:16:08,696 --> 00:16:11,394 but at least install some invisible fencing, you know? 291 00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:15,224 We refrain from using derogatory words like bitch here. 292 00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:17,748 But I have to agree with George. 293 00:16:17,879 --> 00:16:19,794 This is a situation where it's important 294 00:16:19,924 --> 00:16:22,536 to have an open conversation with your partner. 295 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:26,931 Can you say to her, "When you slept with your ex it hurt me?" 296 00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:31,588 Yeah, Ford, men have feelings too. 297 00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:34,635 EVERYONE: Men have feelings too. 298 00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:36,985 Men have feelings too. 299 00:16:37,116 --> 00:16:40,597 Men have feelings too. 300 00:16:40,728 --> 00:16:43,035 Men having feelings too. 301 00:16:43,165 --> 00:16:45,950 Men have feelings too! 302 00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:49,954 ALL TOGETHER: Men have feelings too! 303 00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:51,869 [ upbeat music ] 304 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,306 ALL TOGETHER: Men have feelings too! 305 00:16:53,436 --> 00:16:56,048 Can you angle me down a little bit? 306 00:16:56,178 --> 00:16:58,050 Uh, yeah, sure, okay. 307 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:00,791 Okay. 308 00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:02,054 Wow. Perfect. 309 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,013 You look so hot. 310 00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:08,973 Oh, thank you, um, by the way I uh, 311 00:17:09,104 --> 00:17:11,063 I've never done this before, I mean, 312 00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:14,501 like for an audience, obviously, so... 313 00:17:14,631 --> 00:17:16,068 I feel so honored. 314 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,246 All right, Worm, you ready? 315 00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:21,247 WORM: Very. 316 00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:24,511 Okay, here goes. 317 00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:28,950 [ sighing ] 318 00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:30,734 Hold on, it's almost there. 319 00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:36,566 C'mon baby, show me that wet pink flower. 320 00:17:36,697 --> 00:17:38,960 Okay, shh, I'm trying to focus, hold on. 321 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,135 Sorry. 322 00:17:42,224 --> 00:17:45,009 Fuck, you're making me pee shy. 323 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,055 Sorry, is there anything I can do to help? 324 00:17:47,186 --> 00:17:49,101 Yeah, can you just like uh, I don't know, 325 00:17:49,231 --> 00:17:50,450 like look away for a second? 326 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,060 Uh, where am I supposed to look? 327 00:17:52,191 --> 00:17:54,149 Lo-look anywhere else, Worm, just... 328 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,151 I don't know, close your eyes for a minute. 329 00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,196 Okay. 330 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,202 Okay, okay, it's coming, open your eyes. 331 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,681 Open your eyes. 332 00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:06,814 -Ooh, yeah...-[ urinating ] 333 00:18:06,944 --> 00:18:07,945 -you like that? -Oh yeah. 334 00:18:08,076 --> 00:18:09,033 It's getting everywhere. 335 00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:12,211 Oh, wow, such a powerful stream. 336 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,387 Yeah, you like that you little pee-slut? 337 00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:19,000 Oh, yeah, I love it, I love it, oh fuck. 338 00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:21,220 Do you know how much I want to taste your 339 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,006 -hot, sweet, golden nectar? -[ moaning ] 340 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,922 Oh, baby, I want to drink your warm cocktail. 341 00:18:28,052 --> 00:18:29,837 If I was lucky enough to be lie beneath you, 342 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:32,100 I wouldn't waste a drop. 343 00:18:32,231 --> 00:18:36,539 Yeah, that is some precious urine right there. 344 00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:40,804 So, I like, I went to this meeting tonight. 345 00:18:40,935 --> 00:18:43,894 It was like a bunch of guys hanging out, 346 00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:47,202 shooting the shit, yeah sort of like a locker room, 347 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,248 except less moldy smelling and nobody gets naked. 348 00:18:50,945 --> 00:18:53,774 But in a way, you do. 349 00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:56,298 -You mean a support group?-Yeah, I guess? 350 00:18:56,429 --> 00:19:00,346 Ah, this guy George describes it as a male coven, 351 00:19:00,476 --> 00:19:02,391 which I guess is a type of stove. 352 00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:05,742 But, it was really cool 353 00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:07,962 because I basically learned that feelings 354 00:19:08,092 --> 00:19:09,355 aren't just a girl thing. 355 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:16,144 Anyway, I have something I need to tell you. 356 00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:19,278 Just wait, I need to get my sponsor on the phone. 357 00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:31,942 Yo, I'm just available for support, if needed. 358 00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,553 Uh, what is this? 359 00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:36,338 That's George. 360 00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:38,688 Okay, Ford, go ahead, I got you, dawg. 361 00:19:44,346 --> 00:19:48,263 Sev, when you slept with your ex-boyfriend 362 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,570 Mustafa, it made me feel really bad... 363 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,356 and really sad. 364 00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:57,098 I don't want to control you, because I know you totally hate that, 365 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,013 but I also don't want to be in a relationship 366 00:19:59,143 --> 00:20:01,320 that makes me feel like I constantly have side cramps. 367 00:20:03,496 --> 00:20:07,456 Ford, you know I believe that monogamy is 368 00:20:07,587 --> 00:20:12,156 an arbitrary cage forced upon us by the miserable capitalist patriarchy. 369 00:20:12,853 --> 00:20:15,551 However, I do care for you very much, 370 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:21,688 so I'm sorry if my actions have inspired any negative feelings on your part. 371 00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:23,820 You are? Really? 372 00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:24,908 Yes. 373 00:20:26,388 --> 00:20:27,998 Oh God, that's so beautiful. 374 00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:33,439 How about this? 375 00:20:33,569 --> 00:20:34,875 If we want to be with another person, 376 00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:36,485 we can do it together. 377 00:20:38,748 --> 00:20:41,925 Wow, y-you'd be okay with that? 378 00:20:42,056 --> 00:20:43,971 For now, yes. 379 00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:45,842 We can think of this as an incubation period. 380 00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:49,977 That sounds awesome. 381 00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:52,371 Uh, right George? 382 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,505 Hell yeah, fantastic progress guys! [ laughs ] 383 00:20:58,028 --> 00:21:00,509 Oh and I just want to say, if you're looking for 384 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:05,427 a volunteer to help you, you know, explore... 385 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:08,865 If the earth was ravaged by a nuclear war 386 00:21:08,996 --> 00:21:13,217 and you were the last man alive, I still wouldn't fuck you. 387 00:21:13,348 --> 00:21:14,436 [ phone beeps ] 388 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,140 I still have some work I need to finish. 389 00:21:23,271 --> 00:21:24,968 Okay, all right. 390 00:21:25,099 --> 00:21:26,970 I'll join you in the bedroom in a bit. 391 00:21:27,101 --> 00:21:30,626 Mm, okay, yeah, I'll uh, keep your side of the bed warm. 392 00:21:32,672 --> 00:21:36,197 That's not really necessary, but thank you. 393 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:43,596 CARLY: That's fucking Crayola. 394 00:21:43,726 --> 00:21:45,772 The guy literally came like eight times, 395 00:21:45,902 --> 00:21:49,341 it was unreal, and needless to say, odd as fuck. 396 00:21:49,471 --> 00:21:51,995 No, it's biologically impossible. 397 00:21:52,126 --> 00:21:54,258 I was there, I counted. 398 00:21:54,389 --> 00:21:56,565 So what, the dude just like waltzes in, 399 00:21:56,696 --> 00:21:59,612 nuts eight times and then hops back in his 400 00:21:59,742 --> 00:22:01,265 little delivery truck and finishes his route? 401 00:22:01,396 --> 00:22:03,137 Pretty much. 402 00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:05,095 I know this sounds super un-PC but there's 403 00:22:05,226 --> 00:22:06,880 something so hot about guys on the DL. 404 00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,404 It's like, they're so repressed and then when 405 00:22:09,535 --> 00:22:11,972 they finally get some it's like this great deluge. 406 00:22:12,102 --> 00:22:14,104 Of cum, apparently. 407 00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:17,499 [ laughs ] Yeah. 408 00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:20,502 Oh my God, dude, are you fucking stoned right now? 409 00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:23,287 Maybe I smoked a little bit before my shift, yeah. 410 00:22:23,418 --> 00:22:25,594 Do they not drug test you? 411 00:22:25,725 --> 00:22:27,944 Only when I applied, and I had Ford pee in a cup for me. 412 00:22:28,075 --> 00:22:30,033 Speaking of pee... 413 00:22:30,164 --> 00:22:31,295 Oh my God, what? 414 00:22:35,561 --> 00:22:39,521 I'm sorry, Ford, but I'm quite tired. 415 00:22:39,652 --> 00:22:42,394 Oh, okay. 416 00:22:44,308 --> 00:22:46,702 [ bed squeaks ] 417 00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:56,538 I really appreciate you sharing your feelings 418 00:22:56,669 --> 00:22:59,149 so honestly and openly. 419 00:23:01,674 --> 00:23:04,459 Let's just cuddle instead. 420 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,548 [ sighs ] 421 00:23:08,811 --> 00:23:12,162 Do you know what? L-let's just have sex. 422 00:23:12,293 --> 00:23:15,122 But I thought you weren't in the mood? 423 00:23:15,252 --> 00:23:18,342 Of the options presented, it's the most agreeable. 424 00:23:19,779 --> 00:23:20,606 Cool. 425 00:23:28,178 --> 00:23:30,398 [ Severine grunts ] 426 00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:35,098 Actually, why don't you just lie back and relax? 427 00:23:36,404 --> 00:23:39,146 Oh, all right. 428 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,378 Ooh, fuck... 429 00:23:54,509 --> 00:23:59,166 [ gasps ] Oh my God, it feels-- so good. 430 00:24:02,386 --> 00:24:07,087 Oh, oh, Sev, oh, I love you. 431 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,698 Oh, I love you! 432 00:24:11,178 --> 00:24:12,832 Oh, I love you so much. 433 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:16,618 Oh, oh I love you! 434 00:24:16,749 --> 00:24:18,707 Oh, I love you. 435 00:24:18,838 --> 00:24:23,016 Oh I love you, I love you, I love you, ahhh! 436 00:24:25,105 --> 00:24:27,063 [ grunts, moans ] 437 00:24:31,677 --> 00:24:33,505 Oh, oh, oh my God, that felt amazing. 438 00:24:37,247 --> 00:24:38,945 Do you want to come too? 439 00:24:39,075 --> 00:24:40,337 No thank you. 440 00:24:41,556 --> 00:24:43,819 [ Ford sighs ] 441 00:24:46,561 --> 00:24:47,649 Goodnight. 442 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,654 Uh, well... 443 00:24:54,917 --> 00:24:56,049 thanks. 444 00:25:13,501 --> 00:25:15,111 Holy mother. 445 00:25:17,592 --> 00:25:19,246 Babe, babe, babe, babe, wake up, wake up. 446 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:23,685 Oh my God, Sev I- you're not gonna believe this. 447 00:25:23,816 --> 00:25:25,469 What? What is it? 448 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,297 Barnabus just invited us to this huge, 449 00:25:27,428 --> 00:25:32,172 kick-ass party this weekend. In Palm Springs. 450 00:25:32,607 --> 00:25:34,391 What are you talking about? 451 00:25:34,522 --> 00:25:35,958 One of his buddies, this dude Thor Goswell, 452 00:25:36,089 --> 00:25:38,004 who's like this hot shit CAA agent, 453 00:25:38,134 --> 00:25:40,528 has a giant mansion out there and it's his birthday, 454 00:25:40,659 --> 00:25:42,878 and everybody who is anybody is gonna be there. 455 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,706 -That sounds---Off the fricking hook. 456 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:48,971 Oh shit, what are you doing this weekend? 457 00:25:49,102 --> 00:25:51,191 Masturbating, why? 458 00:25:51,321 --> 00:25:53,280 Feel like going to Palm Springs? 459 00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:54,803 What? 460 00:25:54,934 --> 00:25:56,936 Ford just texted and asked if we want to 461 00:25:57,066 --> 00:25:58,677 go to Palm Springs for the weekend with him 462 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,810 and Severine and stay at the Jacobs, for free, 463 00:26:01,941 --> 00:26:05,161 courtesy of that creepy benefactor dude of his. 464 00:26:05,292 --> 00:26:07,729 -Fuck you.-Serious. 465 00:26:09,775 --> 00:26:11,559 Fuck you. 466 00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:13,213 Is that a fuck you yes or like a fuck you, 467 00:26:13,343 --> 00:26:14,910 I hate Palm Springs? 468 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,477 Fuck you! 469 00:26:18,479 --> 00:26:20,699 [ screams ] 470 00:26:22,352 --> 00:26:23,353 Dude, what was that? 471 00:26:26,269 --> 00:26:27,096 Hello? 472 00:26:27,227 --> 00:26:30,230 Hey, um... 473 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:33,755 I don't know. 474 00:26:35,931 --> 00:26:38,760 [ louder screams ] Oh God! Oh God! 475 00:26:41,589 --> 00:26:43,722 Yeah, um... 476 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:49,553 I'm gonna have to... call you back. 477 00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:52,818 Okay, just be careful. 478 00:26:52,948 --> 00:26:55,385 I gotta-- I-- I'm gonna call you back. 479 00:26:55,516 --> 00:26:56,430 [ tablet beeps ] 480 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,916 [ chair creaks ] 481 00:27:12,838 --> 00:27:13,839 Hello? 482 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,802 [ ominous music ] 483 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,869 [ thudding ] 484 00:27:46,872 --> 00:27:48,917 You can't be here. 485 00:27:49,048 --> 00:27:49,962 You... 486 00:27:52,529 --> 00:27:53,661 you have to go. 487 00:27:57,578 --> 00:27:58,535 Please? 488 00:28:18,512 --> 00:28:20,296 [ tense string music ] 489 00:28:26,694 --> 00:28:31,177 [ fast, frantic music ] 490 00:28:50,718 --> 00:28:53,721 ♪