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If you wanna be
with another person,

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we can do it together.

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NARRATOR:
Previously onNow Apocalypse...

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Check out that
dude's arms!

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Dude is swole!

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Don't be afraid to get
your hands a little dirty.

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You've been
a bad boy.

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-[ smacks ]
-Oh!

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The whole S&M thing kinda
started as an accident,

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but then it tapped
into something real.

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-[ Carly slapping ]-Aah! Aah! Aah!

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CARLY: I'm realizing that
I really enjoy being a Dom.

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-It's Isaac.-CARLY: Oh, is that
the new guy?

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Tomorrow, we're gonna be
so glad that we waited.

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Fuck tomorrow.

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[ indistinctly singing
to himself ]

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FORD:
Oh... shhh--

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Shit!

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[ closes and locks the door ]

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Are you ready for
your surprise?

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So ready.

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Come with me.

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You look very
handsome tonight.

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Oh...
You look like a...

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dream.

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Thanks.

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But that's enough
talking for now.

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Close your eyes.

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Uh. Uh...

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OK...

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Are you prepared for a night
you will never forget?

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Uh...

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All right.

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Here we are.

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OK...

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[ "Strangelove" by
Bat for Lashes playing ]

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♪ Strange highs and
strange lows... ♪

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JETHRO:
Can't breathe.

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[ woman screaming ]JETHRO: What was that?

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Where are you
taking me?

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Would you relax?

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You'll find out
soon enough.

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I've gotta say, Car.
This is making me
a little nervous.

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Yeah, bro.
That's the point.

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[ "Strangelove" by
Bat for Lashes
continues playing ]

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You feel like a shark.

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Holy fuckin'...

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-[ door slams open ]-[ heavy breathing ]

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-So, what do you wanna do?-Everything.

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Are you a top or
a bottom or...?

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Yes.

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Do you have, like, a--

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Do you have, like,
a preference?

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I wanna do everything
with you.

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Cool.

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Tyce, this is
my boyfriend, Ford.

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Hey, Ford.

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Darling, don't you
remember Tyce
from the party

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the other night?

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Uh...

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Are you gonna linger
in the doorway like
a reproached child,

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or are you gonna join us?

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JETHRO:
What is this?

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Well, don't tell me
you've never been
in the medical room

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of a BDSM dungeon before.

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Um...

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[ grunts ]

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Now...

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Are you gonna be a good
little boy and behave?

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Yes, mommy.
I'll behave.

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Good.

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Now lay down.

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[ chains rattling ]

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It's tight,
it's tight!

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Oh, baby, that's the
least of your worries.

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You...

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have made mommy...

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real angry.

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And, as punishment,

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I'm gonna milk
every last

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drop of your
life force.

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How do you like
the sound of that?

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Oh, I love it.

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Oh, mommy.
I love it.

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Mmm, mommy, I love it.

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I love it?

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Hey... hey.

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-What?
-Um, uh...

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Is it OK if we
use a condom?

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Sure.

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I'm on PrEP but
whatever you want.

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I just--uh, yeah, I just don't
have, uh, health insurance,

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so I-I can't afford it.

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-PrEP, you mean?-Yeah.

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Aren't you on Medicaid?
You probably qualify.

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PrEP is free if
you're on Medicaid.

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-Really?-[ Isaac laughs ]

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You're fuckin' adorable.

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So, Sev tells me
you're a screenwriter.

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Me, too.

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So, how do you two
know each other?

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I introduced myself
to Tyce at the party

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after you indicated
that you were sexually
interested in him.

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What? I--

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I, I didn't--no,
I didn't, dude...

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Ford...

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I've never told
you this before,

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but I've always had two
great dreams in life.

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The first was to become
an astro-biological theorist,

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which, thanks to skipping
3 grades in primary school,

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I accomplished
at the age of 23.

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And my second goal...

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Unfortunately, it has proved
far more difficult to achieve.

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I'm hoping, however,

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that will all change tonight.

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And that dream...

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is to be...

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spit-roasted.

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Oh, bro, what are
you doing to me?

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You like that, don't you?

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Ah, fuck, yes.
I love it.

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Oh, my God, you're
so good at that.

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It's like you were trained
by Catholic priests!

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Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck!

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Oh, fuck, I'm close.

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Oh, my God.
I'm close, I'm close.

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-I'm close! Ah!
-OK.

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-That's enough of that.-Oh, Carly, Carly,

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-Car, Car, Car---Mm.
Now don't go anywhere.

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Wait. Where the
fuck am I going?

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Uh, what the hell
is that for?

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It's called...

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'sensual waterboarding'.

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Fuck! Aah!

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[ moaning ]

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[ panting ]

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What's sensual about it?

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The handjob.

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OK, fuck no.
Fuck, no.

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-OK, OK, all right.
Calm down.
-Fuck no.

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Hey, stop being
such a wuss.

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This is totally safe.
I saw it in a porno once.

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What kind of porn
are you watching?

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Hmm.
Look,

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just trust me, OK?

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Apparently, the illusion
of death makes your orgasm,

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like, 10 times more intense.

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And if you really don't like
it, you can use a safe word.

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[ sighs ]
W-W-What, what's the safe word?

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I don't know.
Something random.

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What is something
that you would

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never associate with sex?

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Um...

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Children?

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How about we just
go with 'triggered'?

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Fuck, OK, OK.
Just--just don't, like,

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accidentally kill me
or something.

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[ giggles ]
Don't worry.

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Mommy will take
good care of you.

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[ Jethro grunts ]

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[ muffled screams ]

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[ gasps ]

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Baby likes that,
don't you?

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[ ecstatic moaning ]

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[ heavy panting ]

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[ muffled screaming ]

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[ gasps, grunts ]

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Oh, look at that,
you little pervert.

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[ distressed panting ]

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[ heavy moaning and groaning ]

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You like that, don't you?

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- Ah, fuck!- Hey! Speak up,
you little masochist!

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-Yes, mistress!
-[ groaning ]

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-Tell me you like it.-Ah, I love it!

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-Say it!
-Ah, fuck!
I love it.

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-Tell me how much
you love it!
-I love it!

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I love it! Ah!

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Don't come!

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Don't come.

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[ muffled screaming ]

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If you come,

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I will fucking kill you.

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[ muffled screaming ]

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-[ moaning ]
-Oh, my God!

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[ moaning ]

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[ intense moaning
and groaning ]

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[ screams ]

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-[ Jethro coughing ]-Ah fuck!

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[ both moaning ]

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Oh, my God, bro.

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What is wrong with you?

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-You are insane.-[ chuckles ]

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I don't know.

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I didn't program myself.

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[ heavy panting ]

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Wait. Wait, wait, Car...

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What about me?

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What about you?

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Carly, I need to come, like,

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really, really badly.

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It's like a Vesuvius
situation here.

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What should we try next?

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Uh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
how about...

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getting me off?

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You know...

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for someone who
meditates so much,

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you have, like,
zero fucking chill.

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Damn, man,
you are lean.

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What's your BFP?

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Uh...

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Well, I'm hovering
around 9% right now,

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but I can get down
to 7 when I'm cutting.

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Nice, dude.

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I have never been able to
get below an 8.5 myself.

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Well, you look pretty
frickin' diced to me, man.

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-[ chuckles ]
-Oh, thanks, bro.

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[ Tyce laughs ]

218
00:09:02,705 --> 00:09:07,188
Tyce's body is like
a Rodin statue.

219
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It's so massive
and powerful.

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Wouldn't you
agree, Ford?

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Come on.

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Touch him.

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It's all right if Ford
touches you, right, Tyce?

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Sure.

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Go ahead.

226
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Don't be afraid.

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Uh...

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It's cool, dude.

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It doesn't have
to be a big deal.

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So, are--are you, like...

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bi, or...?

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Well, I am an aquarius.

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Go on, Ford.

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Touch him.

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Seeing you with
another man

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would be extremely
arousing for me.

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It would?

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Of course.

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00:10:00,154 --> 00:10:03,810
Gay male sex is a very
common erotic fantasy

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00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:05,376
amongst women.

241
00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:06,551
Really?

242
00:10:21,262 --> 00:10:23,481
[ exhales ]

243
00:10:23,612 --> 00:10:26,136
Oh, it's so hot, baby.

244
00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:27,703
Yeah?

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00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:28,835
Yes.

246
00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,926
Do you know what
would be even hotter?

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If you would kiss
Tyce right now.

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It would turn
me on so much.

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Uh...

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Please, Ford.

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Do it.
For me.

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For us.

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Fuck, I'm--I can't.

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I am sorry.

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00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,323
I--I do--I'm not
a homophobe or anything.

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00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:23,890
I just, I think I'm one
of those rare people who's

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actually just straight.

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00:11:26,283 --> 00:11:27,676
Really, Ford?

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00:11:27,807 --> 00:11:29,939
You can't put your male
insecurities aside

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for even just a moment?

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00:11:31,332 --> 00:11:32,942
No, I want to. I do.

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I just, I'm not
sure I, I can...

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00:11:35,031 --> 00:11:37,599
Look, how about we
just start off slow?

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00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,515
Maybe some relaxing,
sensuous massage.

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00:11:48,088 --> 00:11:49,306
Hey!

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00:11:49,437 --> 00:11:51,526
Did I say you could
touch yourself?

267
00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:52,875
[ whispering ]
Sorry.

268
00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:54,877
You know, maybe I just
ought to fuck you.

269
00:11:55,008 --> 00:11:56,749
Oh, my God.
Yes, please.

270
00:11:56,879 --> 00:11:58,533
Oh, you mean
with the dildo.

271
00:11:58,663 --> 00:12:01,623
Well, it would--it would be
my dick, just silicone.

272
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:02,972
Yeah...

273
00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:05,061
I might need to
work up to that one.

274
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,803
Oh, my God. Why can't guys
just get over their hangups

275
00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,065
and give pegging a try?

276
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,284
Seriously, if they knew

277
00:12:10,414 --> 00:12:11,633
what it was
like to get fucked,

278
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,591
they'd probably be
better at fucking.

279
00:12:13,722 --> 00:12:16,420
Hey, is it cool
if we, like...

280
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:20,685
just don't tell anyone
about, you know, this?

281
00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:24,646
What? Your whole
eat-pray-sub journey?

282
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,474
Yeah, is it cool if we
just, like, vault it?

283
00:12:26,604 --> 00:12:27,475
Please.

284
00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:29,346
Why?

285
00:12:29,477 --> 00:12:31,479
Well, because what we do in bed
is no one else's business.

286
00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:34,177
I'm serious, Carly.
I don't even want you
telling Ulysses about it.

287
00:12:37,441 --> 00:12:38,703
Carly?

288
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:41,663
OK, I didn't tell
him everything.

289
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,274
But he might've,
uh, come with me

290
00:12:44,405 --> 00:12:48,322
to Bed, Bath, and More to get
the waterboarding supplies.

291
00:12:48,452 --> 00:12:50,106
Should I get a
300 thread count

292
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,804
or splurge and
get the 600?

293
00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:56,591
They both seem equally
brain damage-y to me.

294
00:12:56,721 --> 00:12:58,419
Jesus Christ, Carly.

295
00:12:58,549 --> 00:13:00,682
Can't you ever just
keep your mouth shut?

296
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:01,988
The only reason
that you care

297
00:13:02,118 --> 00:13:04,077
is because, for some
dumbass reason,

298
00:13:04,207 --> 00:13:07,732
straight guys think that
being a sub is emasculating.

299
00:13:07,863 --> 00:13:10,300
Um, hello? Have you been
out in the world lately?

300
00:13:10,431 --> 00:13:12,476
Being a guy who's into
weird submissive sex

301
00:13:12,607 --> 00:13:14,435
is not the move these days.

302
00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:15,871
Who, who gives a shit
what people think?

303
00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:16,959
I do!

304
00:13:17,786 --> 00:13:18,743
[ scoffs ]

305
00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:22,269
Carly...

306
00:13:24,314 --> 00:13:25,272
Carly, where are you going?

307
00:13:28,231 --> 00:13:29,145
How's that feel?

308
00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:31,713
Heavenly.

309
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,019
Good.

310
00:13:33,149 --> 00:13:34,803
Dude, you're not
doing it right.

311
00:13:34,934 --> 00:13:36,805
Here, let's switch, OK?
I'll show you.

312
00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:39,155
OK, she likes it
a little harder.

313
00:13:40,243 --> 00:13:41,462
Like this.

314
00:13:41,592 --> 00:13:43,159
Ouch, Ford,
you're hurting me.

315
00:13:44,204 --> 00:13:45,814
Ow!

316
00:13:45,945 --> 00:13:47,294
What is wrong with you?

317
00:13:51,602 --> 00:13:52,603
It's all right, Ford.

318
00:13:54,954 --> 00:13:56,259
I know you're nervous.

319
00:14:10,273 --> 00:14:12,014
How about...

320
00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:13,450
we take baby steps?

321
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:15,844
OK.

322
00:14:18,238 --> 00:14:20,762
If you don't wanna
kiss Tyce directly...

323
00:14:34,558 --> 00:14:35,559
Spit in my mouth.

324
00:14:39,694 --> 00:14:40,695
[ Tyce spits ]

325
00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:00,802
[ grunts ]

326
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:11,769
ISAAC:
Life is so fuckin' weird.

327
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,425
What do you mean?

328
00:15:15,556 --> 00:15:18,776
Well... I don't wanna come off
as a needball or anything,

329
00:15:18,907 --> 00:15:22,911
but we were basically
strangers a few hours ago.

330
00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:26,132
And I already feel strangely
comfortable around you.

331
00:15:26,262 --> 00:15:30,136
-Me, too.
-Like, my friends are
always telling me,

332
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:34,053
"Don't rush it. Let things
develop at their own pace."

333
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,272
-[ chuckles ]
-Are you serious right now?

334
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,232
I'm sorry if I'm
freaking you out.

335
00:15:39,362 --> 00:15:40,624
-I'm just gonna shut up.No!

336
00:15:40,755 --> 00:15:42,278
No, no, that's--it's just

337
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,715
that's exactly what
my friends say to me.

338
00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:45,934
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

339
00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:57,772
[ chuckles ]

340
00:15:57,902 --> 00:16:00,079
It feels like maybe you're
ready for another go-round?

341
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,558
Oh? Yeah.

342
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:02,646
You, too.

343
00:16:05,954 --> 00:16:09,044
CARLY:
So, what? You're embarrassed
of what we do sexually?

344
00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:11,916
No, it's just I am
a television actor.

345
00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:15,007
I can't risk my fans
finding out the sordid
details of my sex life.

346
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,530
Fans?

347
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:20,055
Dude, your only fans
are necrophiliacs.

348
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:22,840
And they are hardly in
a position to be judging
you for being freaky.

349
00:16:22,971 --> 00:16:24,625
What is that
supposed to mean?

350
00:16:24,755 --> 00:16:27,671
Look, I just feel like we've
gotten a lot closer lately

351
00:16:27,802 --> 00:16:30,805
through all of
these experiences
we've been having,

352
00:16:30,935 --> 00:16:32,589
and I-I wanna be
able to share that
with my friends!

353
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,982
It's my sex life, too!

354
00:16:34,113 --> 00:16:35,853
I get it. Look, but--

355
00:16:35,984 --> 00:16:38,030
Isn't there anything
you've ever done sexually

356
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,335
that you wanted
to keep a secret?

357
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,294
No.

358
00:16:41,424 --> 00:16:43,078
I'm an open book.

359
00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,428
It's just sex.
What is there to
be ashamed about?

360
00:16:51,521 --> 00:16:53,001
What the...?

361
00:16:58,528 --> 00:17:02,750
This is officially the scariest
haunted house I've ever seen.

362
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,666
SEVERINE:
OK.

363
00:17:05,796 --> 00:17:07,407
Time to get this
party started.

364
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,737
Now what's the matter?

365
00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:35,739
I'm sorry,
I just--I'm...

366
00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,045
I'm too in my head, and...

367
00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:41,441
We have all night.
Don't worry.

368
00:17:41,571 --> 00:17:45,706
Why don't you just have
some champagne and relax?

369
00:17:45,836 --> 00:17:49,797
In the meantime, I'll get
better acquainted with Tyce.

370
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,413
Uh, Sev...

371
00:17:58,197 --> 00:17:59,154
Sev.

372
00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:00,373
[ moans ]

373
00:18:01,809 --> 00:18:02,853
[ groans ]

374
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:07,815
[ Tyce, enjoyably ]
A-a-ah.

375
00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:09,033
[ sighs of frustration ]

376
00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:13,516
[ clears throat ]

377
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:16,563
[ sighs ]
What's wrong?

378
00:18:21,176 --> 00:18:23,396
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Same issue.

379
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,268
What's going on here?

380
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,271
You're beautiful.

381
00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:32,274
Obviously.
It's just...

382
00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:34,668
I sense there's seems
to be some sort of...

383
00:18:34,798 --> 00:18:37,671
-tension between you two.-What do you mean?

384
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:40,630
I know women think guys are
just mindless fuck machines

385
00:18:40,761 --> 00:18:43,503
who'll stick our dick in a hole
in the ground if we have to,

386
00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:45,461
but I need to
be comfortable,

387
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,550
in order to be into it.

388
00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:50,553
A penis is a very reliable
emotional barometer.

389
00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:54,166
-Yes! Finally,
someone who gets it!
-Dude.

390
00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,647
[ speaks French, sighs ]

391
00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:04,480
Well...

392
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,135
Now that we had a chance
to talk about our feelings,

393
00:19:07,266 --> 00:19:08,484
what should
we do next?

394
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:11,444
Braid each other's hair?

395
00:19:11,574 --> 00:19:13,228
Name our vaginas?

396
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,930
JETHRO:
I'm serious, Carly.

397
00:19:20,061 --> 00:19:22,019
I'm not doing anything more
until we get this resolved.

398
00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:23,760
I'm the one in charge
here, not you.

399
00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:25,675
I need your word.

400
00:19:25,806 --> 00:19:28,374
Do you promise...

401
00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:30,289
not to tell anyone
about this?

402
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,639
-Not even Uly?
-[ sighs ]

403
00:19:32,769 --> 00:19:35,598
All right, fine. I won't
fucking tell anyone.

404
00:19:35,729 --> 00:19:36,643
You happy now?

405
00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:37,731
Yes, thank you.

406
00:19:37,861 --> 00:19:38,819
OK.

407
00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:44,433
Now act like a baby.

408
00:19:45,129 --> 00:19:46,696
How?

409
00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,350
You're an actor.

410
00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:49,438
Get into character.

411
00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:57,403
Goo goo.

412
00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:58,839
Really? Is that
the best you can do?

413
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,538
Goo.

414
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,931
-Goo.
-Oh, my God.

415
00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:05,715
You're fuckin' helpless.
Come here.

416
00:20:08,805 --> 00:20:10,067
Is baby hungry?

417
00:20:10,198 --> 00:20:11,765
[ with enthusiasm ]
Mm, mm, goo.

418
00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:14,898
-Goo.
-[ moans ]

419
00:20:15,029 --> 00:20:17,945
You're just a big baby
who's desperate to come,
aren't you?

420
00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,294
[ gasps ]

421
00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:21,296
Goo.

422
00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:24,604
[ moaning and making
sucking noises ]

423
00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:27,781
OK, OK, OK, wh-what are
you--what are you doing?

424
00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:29,217
I said act like a baby.

425
00:20:29,348 --> 00:20:31,915
Not an adult pretending
to be a baby.

426
00:20:32,046 --> 00:20:33,090
Goo goo?

427
00:20:33,221 --> 00:20:34,875
You need to make
a fucking choice

428
00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:36,137
and commit to it.

429
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,486
Well--well,
I'm trying, mommy.

430
00:20:37,617 --> 00:20:39,053
Well, you're not
trying hard enough.

431
00:20:39,183 --> 00:20:40,533
-[ smacking ]
-Bad baby!

432
00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:42,535
-You're a bad, bad baby!-[ grunting ]

433
00:20:42,665 --> 00:20:43,884
Carly, stop!

434
00:20:44,014 --> 00:20:45,407
You know,
maybe if I told you

435
00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:46,582
to act like a dead baby,

436
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,018
you'd be more convincing,

437
00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:50,020
considering playing
a fucking corpse

438
00:20:50,151 --> 00:20:53,023
seems to be your only
employable skill.

439
00:20:53,154 --> 00:20:54,503
You're a bad baby!

440
00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:56,505
-A bad baby!-Triggered, bro. Triggered!

441
00:20:56,636 --> 00:20:58,768
-Bad fucking baby, Jethro!-Triggered!

442
00:20:58,899 --> 00:21:01,380
You're a bad baby!
You're a bad boyfriend!

443
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,860
You're a bad
fucking actor!

444
00:21:03,991 --> 00:21:05,122
-Bad actor!
-Triggered!

445
00:21:05,253 --> 00:21:06,733
Bad actor!

446
00:21:06,863 --> 00:21:08,343
-Triggered!-You're a terrible
fucking actor!

447
00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,214
Aah!

448
00:21:10,345 --> 00:21:11,781
FORD:
What are you talking about?

449
00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:13,609
How is this my fault?

450
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,959
It's fine for you to fuck
another woman in front of me,

451
00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:18,658
but when it's the other way
around, you can't handle it.

452
00:21:18,788 --> 00:21:20,703
You should've told me
what you had planned.

453
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:22,444
You're always pulling
these surprises on me.

454
00:21:22,575 --> 00:21:24,228
You like surprises.

455
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,274
Yeah, when I know
what to expect.

456
00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:27,884
Woah, wait.

457
00:21:28,015 --> 00:21:29,930
She didn't tell you
I was gonna be here?

458
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,672
Well, I-I-I knew she was
inviting someone over,

459
00:21:32,802 --> 00:21:34,804
but I assumed
you'd be a girl.

460
00:21:34,935 --> 00:21:35,805
Fuck!

461
00:21:35,936 --> 00:21:37,590
I'm sorry.

462
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,114
I resent the cultural
assumption that a threesome

463
00:21:40,244 --> 00:21:41,768
is one man with two women.

464
00:21:41,898 --> 00:21:43,857
It's quintessential sexism.

465
00:21:45,293 --> 00:21:47,077
What do you think I am?

466
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,123
Just someone who
procures pussy for you?

467
00:21:49,253 --> 00:21:50,254
What?

468
00:21:51,473 --> 00:21:53,083
Sev, this was your idea.

469
00:21:53,214 --> 00:21:55,303
I never asked you to
spend all your spare time

470
00:21:55,434 --> 00:21:57,697
organizing orgies for us.

471
00:21:57,827 --> 00:21:59,438
Our societal concept
of sexuality

472
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,266
is entirely organized
around male pleasure.

473
00:22:02,397 --> 00:22:04,486
For a man,
sleeping with two women

474
00:22:04,617 --> 00:22:06,053
is an accomplishment.

475
00:22:06,183 --> 00:22:09,622
Women are mere sexual props,
in service to the male ego.

476
00:22:09,752 --> 00:22:11,145
What am I, then?

477
00:22:11,275 --> 00:22:12,755
What do you mean?

478
00:22:12,886 --> 00:22:14,409
Am--Am I just your sexual
prop for the evening?

479
00:22:15,323 --> 00:22:16,716
Yes, in a way.

480
00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:19,501
Wow.

481
00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:20,981
We've done this
before with a woman,

482
00:22:21,111 --> 00:22:23,244
and there were no
objections because women

483
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,160
are accustomed to
being sexualized.

484
00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:28,728
So, yes, I believe that men

485
00:22:28,858 --> 00:22:31,644
should experience what it's
like to be objectified as well.

486
00:22:31,774 --> 00:22:33,297
TYCE:
Are you seriously
saying that?

487
00:22:33,428 --> 00:22:35,212
To a black guy?

488
00:22:35,343 --> 00:22:36,866
That's hashtag problematic,
don't you think?

489
00:22:39,086 --> 00:22:40,304
JETHRO:
Now where are you going?

490
00:22:41,349 --> 00:22:42,306
CARLY:
Home.

491
00:22:42,437 --> 00:22:44,526
I'm tired.

492
00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:46,136
I still haven't
come yet.

493
00:22:46,267 --> 00:22:48,574
Guess that's your
problem, isn't it?

494
00:22:48,704 --> 00:22:50,010
Why are you acting
all pissed?

495
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:51,228
I'm the one who
should be mad.

496
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,405
You just criticized
my craft!

497
00:22:53,535 --> 00:22:56,625
-[ scoffs ]
-Whatever, Jethro.

498
00:22:56,756 --> 00:22:57,757
I'm going to the car.

499
00:22:59,454 --> 00:23:01,978
Well, hold on.
Still have to get changed.

500
00:23:02,109 --> 00:23:03,197
I'll wait outside.

501
00:23:05,112 --> 00:23:06,287
FORD:
Uh, hey. Wait up.

502
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:08,376
Um...

503
00:23:08,507 --> 00:23:10,596
I'm just really
sorry about this, man.

504
00:23:10,726 --> 00:23:12,859
We're not
usually this crazy...

505
00:23:12,989 --> 00:23:15,470
-I don't think...-It's all right.
No hard feelings.

506
00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:17,907
I just hope you two
get this sorted out.

507
00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:19,692
Thanks.

508
00:23:19,822 --> 00:23:21,433
Oh, and I gotta say,

509
00:23:21,563 --> 00:23:23,217
it felt awkward
bringing it up earlier,

510
00:23:23,347 --> 00:23:24,523
but, um, I'm a big fan.

511
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:27,743
Of your underwear ads.

512
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,528
I've been seeing
them everywhere.

513
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,964
I mean, me and my
boyfriend, we love 'em!

514
00:23:31,094 --> 00:23:32,095
Oh...

515
00:23:32,226 --> 00:23:34,620
-Cool.-[ both chuckle ]

516
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:35,664
Congrats!

517
00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:37,927
Thanks, man!

518
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,670
See ya.

519
00:23:43,106 --> 00:23:44,978
[ Jethro moaning ]

520
00:23:45,108 --> 00:23:46,370
[ moaning continues ]

521
00:23:56,816 --> 00:23:59,166
Aah!

522
00:24:09,132 --> 00:24:10,133
Hi.

523
00:24:11,004 --> 00:24:12,527
Hey.

524
00:24:12,658 --> 00:24:13,615
Oh...

525
00:24:20,448 --> 00:24:22,581
Oh...

526
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,105
I so don't wanna go
to work this morning.

527
00:24:29,022 --> 00:24:30,893
How'd you sleep?

528
00:24:31,024 --> 00:24:33,287
Like a baby. Just not long
enough. How about you?

529
00:24:35,376 --> 00:24:37,247
Uh, yeah,
it was on and off.

530
00:24:39,249 --> 00:24:41,556
I was, uh, sort of...

531
00:24:41,687 --> 00:24:43,602
too excited to sleep.

532
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:44,733
You're cute.

533
00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:47,170
OK, hold on.

534
00:24:47,301 --> 00:24:48,520
I'm gonna brush my teeth.

535
00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:51,523
-Oh, my God, why?-[ grunting ]

536
00:24:51,653 --> 00:24:54,047
Wait, what?

537
00:24:54,177 --> 00:24:57,006
Yeah, I have this--this weird
thing about morning breath.

538
00:24:57,137 --> 00:25:00,009
Like, I don't kiss anybody
unless I brush my teeth.

539
00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:02,316
Really?

540
00:25:02,446 --> 00:25:03,796
Yeah, it's neurotic, right?

541
00:25:08,365 --> 00:25:09,845
You're coming, too?

542
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:11,934
Uh, yeah, I gotta pee.

543
00:25:13,196 --> 00:25:14,110
Naked?

544
00:25:16,025 --> 00:25:16,896
Yeah, is that OK?

545
00:25:18,724 --> 00:25:19,594
Sure.

546
00:25:22,336 --> 00:25:24,294
[ groaning ]

547
00:25:24,425 --> 00:25:27,080
Do you, uh--do you
need a toothbrush or...?

548
00:25:27,210 --> 00:25:29,256
Yeah, I was just gonna
use my finger, but...

549
00:25:29,386 --> 00:25:30,431
No...

550
00:25:34,087 --> 00:25:35,392
Here.

551
00:25:35,523 --> 00:25:37,656
Thanks.

552
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,572
And--And you can keep it here,
so, so you'll always have one.

553
00:25:42,399 --> 00:25:43,400
Really?

554
00:25:44,097 --> 00:25:45,054
Yeah.

555
00:25:49,493 --> 00:25:50,669
[ chuckles ]

556
00:25:57,937 --> 00:25:58,938
Sev?

557
00:26:00,243 --> 00:26:01,244
Yes?

558
00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:05,988
[ sighs ]

559
00:26:08,469 --> 00:26:10,645
Are you mad at me?

560
00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:13,474
I'm disappointed and
rather frustrated.

561
00:26:14,475 --> 00:26:17,043
But I'm not mad.

562
00:26:17,173 --> 00:26:19,219
You know, just because last
night didn't go so well

563
00:26:19,349 --> 00:26:22,657
doesn't mean I don't
want us to keep trying
the non-monogamy thing.

564
00:26:22,788 --> 00:26:23,963
I'm glad to hear that.

565
00:26:24,093 --> 00:26:25,660
Thank you.

566
00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:36,758
ISAAC:
Oh, my God.
There's nothing

567
00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:39,631
I want more than to
spend the whole day
in bed with you,

568
00:26:39,761 --> 00:26:41,981
and you're not
making it any easier.

569
00:26:42,111 --> 00:26:44,026
Do you always work
on Saturdays?

570
00:26:44,157 --> 00:26:47,247
No, thank God. It's just
been really busy.

571
00:26:47,377 --> 00:26:49,815
It's weird. There's been
this, like, sudden epidemic

572
00:26:49,945 --> 00:26:52,905
of homeless clients
exhibiting signs of
delusional schizophrenia.

573
00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:56,256
Really?

574
00:26:56,386 --> 00:26:57,779
It's really putting a
strain on our already

575
00:26:57,910 --> 00:26:59,433
very limited resources.

576
00:26:59,563 --> 00:27:01,130
But--OK, I'll
call you later.

577
00:27:01,827 --> 00:27:03,306
Cool.

578
00:27:03,437 --> 00:27:05,352
Is it too soon if we
hang out again tonight?

579
00:27:05,482 --> 00:27:07,049
Nope.

580
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,703
Looks like your dick
likes that idea.

581
00:27:09,835 --> 00:27:10,705
Oh, yeah, it does.

582
00:27:14,491 --> 00:27:17,146
OK, OK,
I have to fucking go.

583
00:27:17,277 --> 00:27:18,104
Yeah, I'll walk you out.

584
00:27:18,234 --> 00:27:19,627
No, please don't.

585
00:27:19,758 --> 00:27:20,759
What do you mean?

586
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,021
You--You know what I mean.

587
00:27:22,151 --> 00:27:23,979
-[ snaps ]
-Foiled again.

588
00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,981
I'll see you in...

589
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,200
nine and a half hours.

590
00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:29,419
Cool.

591
00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:30,856
-Don't look at me like that.
-[ laughs ]

592
00:27:32,031 --> 00:27:33,597
OK.

593
00:27:33,728 --> 00:27:35,208
-[ laughing ]
-OK, goodbye.

594
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,303
[ both chuckle ]

595
00:27:47,307 --> 00:27:48,221
[ door closes ]

596
00:27:53,443 --> 00:27:54,401
[ exhales ]

597
00:27:55,271 --> 00:27:56,403
[ chuckles ]

598
00:27:56,533 --> 00:28:00,407
[ soft rock music ]