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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[RHYTHMICAL JAZZ PLAYING]
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Shit! Shit, shit.
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[TRAIN BRAKES SCREECHING]
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- [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
- Okay, okay.
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Carson, Carson!
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Oh! Oh! Oh, my goodness! Emily! John!
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Hi! How's it being back
home? How are you feeling?
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I'm happy to be back with the family.
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Have you heard from Charlie?
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I have, yes, yes.
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He's actually great.
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[STAMMERING] Or, I mean, great,
you know, considering the war.
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[MAN] All aboard!
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Will I see you at choir
practice this afternoon?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah. Of course. Of course.
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So, it was lovely running into you both.
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All of you, whole family.
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I actually... I must go
now. So, I must go. Okay.
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Don't forget it is your
turn to bring the pie!
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I would not forget the pie!
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Could you see her bra?
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You know, I... I didn't.
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- [SCOFFS]
- Was it out?
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[MAN] There's another one on Tuesday!
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Tuesday's too late, sir!
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Ma'am, I can't let you board this
train, it's technically already left.
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Okay. Well, you can just
pick that up in Boise
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because I am not going to
let you board this train.
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- Sir!
- That's against the law.
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- Ma'am, do not approach the train.
- Sir! Just let it happen.
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[GRUNTS]
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[PANTING, LAUGHS] I'm in. I made it.
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I see that. Ticket, please.
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[PANTING]
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So, about that...
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[PEOPLE CHATTING]
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Jesus!
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I mean, Jesus, we miss you... so much.
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What?
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[SIGHS]
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[WHISPERING] You look crazy.
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Yeah.
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Are you gonna stare at me the whole way?
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[SIGHS]
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[QUIETLY] What am I doing?
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Oh, Jane Austen. What
a sweet love story!
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Actually, what I love about it most
is that it's not like a fairy tale.
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You know? I like that Elizabeth
doesn't have, like, instant butterflies
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when she meets Darcy, it takes a while.
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And then, and then, eventually,
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they end up having
this great love story.
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But, I mean, when you think about it,
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like, what is romance anyway?
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It is a great book.
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I'm...
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I'm gonna get a sandwich.
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[SISTER ROSETTA THARP:
"PRECIOUS MEMORIES"]
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[KISSES]
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This could be a big
deal, but it might not be.
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[MAN KNOCKING ON DOOR] Last
stop, Chicago, Union Station.
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[STREET NOISES]
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[BIG BAND JAZZ PLAYING]
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Excuse me, sir, do you
know where Baker Field is?
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- [GRUNTS]
- Thank you.
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[TAXI ENGINE STARTS]
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[JO] Aren't you glad
I brought the map now?
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Wow, Joey, you're right.
You're always right.
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I bow down to you and
your map-packing knowledge.
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Where would you be
without me, bird, huh?
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Probably at that store across
the street, buying a goddamn map.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Why don't you do that
then? I'll be ahead.
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[GRETA] Hey, Joey, when we get
there, don't talk back to anybody.
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We need this. This
could be our big break.
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- Wait. Hang on.
- What?
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Hey! Hey, you! Are you following us?
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No. No, no. I, um...
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I was just... I was just looking
at this wall, 'cause it's sturdy.
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It's a... It's a good one.
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No, you're clearly going to tryouts.
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You can't follow us. We're not
here to help the competition!
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She doesn't look like
that much competition.
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I mean, I could be competition, I think.
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Oh, yeah?
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Then let's go. We're late.
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- [GRETA] It's fine.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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This is like being in a pinball machine.
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I always wondered what it would be like
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to be those little balls.
Boing, boing, boing.
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How are you bad at walking?
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Or did they not invent that yet
on whatever goat farm you're from?
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Jo, will you take one of
her bags? We gotta hoof it.
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- Are you kidding me?
- Do it.
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- Thank you. Appreciate it.
- Fine. Whoa!
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[WOMAN] Excuse me. So sorry.
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What... What the hell is in here?
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I was rushing and I couldn't
decide what books to bring.
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[BOTH] Books?
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Uh, we're not going
to librarian tryouts.
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No one has time to read in New
York! There's too much to do.
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Wow. Is that where you're
from? I've always wanted to go.
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Actually, I'm from all over.
The Big Apple, Houston, Paris,
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- which is in France. Ever heard of it?
- [CARSON] Yeah.
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- You know, she dated a movie star.
- Jo!
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- You did!
- Oh, my goodness! Cary Grant?
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No, no. It was Jimmy Stewart?
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[BOTH] Hendricks Johnson.
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From The Wizard of Oz. He's
one of the Lollipop Kids.
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Oh, wow!
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- He was the one that gave the lollipop...
- Hey, nimrods!
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It's this way! Why am I the
only one looking at the map?
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Ooh, ooh, take these, Joey.
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You're the only one holding the map.
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Oh, okay, don't get all
philosophical on me, Books.
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- "Books"?
- Thank you, cutie.
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Ooh-la-la. Scored us some smokes.
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- Doink!
- Oh, thank you.
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I'm gonna save mine for later.
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Oh. You're married?
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Oh, uh, yes, yeah, of course, I am.
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Huh. What does your Freddie think
about you going to play baseball?
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Oh, uh, well, Charlie, um...
He's super excited about it.
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Yeah. When I was first scouted,
I wasn't sure if I was gonna come,
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'cause I have a lot of
responsibilities at home, you know,
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but I've always loved
baseball more than anything.
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I mean, except Charlie,
obviously. [CHUCKLES]
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But, I mean, it's just a
tryout, it's just a tryout,
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and it's a free ticket to Chicago,
so... And I've never been here.
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This is really boring.
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- We've got five minutes, let's go.
- Go, go, go.
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[THE PIED PIPERS: "DREAM"]
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Holy shit.
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- Holy shit.
- Holy shit.
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Whoa! You got an arm like a shotgun.
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Maybe that's what I'll
call you. Shotgun Molly!
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Maybe keep working on that.
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[SIGHS] I didn't know this
many girls played ball.
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How could you? There's never
been anything like this before.
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Get your game faces on.
Let's show these girls up.
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Okay.
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Whoa. You're spreading germs everywhere.
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You ever heard of the flu, or...
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Ever heard of "shut the hell up"?
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[SIGHS] Yes.
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[SINGING IN SPANISH]
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Miss! Miss, miss. Hey, you're
the, uh, Cuban girl, right?
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- Yes. Yes.
- Yes. Your mom said you could speak English.
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Yes, uh, Oklahoma, where the
wind come sweeping down the plain.
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Right. Great. Yeah.
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You know what? Maybe we don't talk
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- to the press today. Yeah.
- Uh-huh?
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Thanks. See you out there.
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[CARSON] You think
this thing is for real?
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It better be. We got one-way tickets.
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I mean, we have no other
plans and no more money, so...
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Like usual.
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- Hello.
- Name.
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Uh, Shaw. Carson Shaw.
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Oh, yeah. Scout put a
little star by your name.
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- [CHUCKLES] You got a star?
- That was nice of him.
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- Maybe it's just a smudge.
- Oh.
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Wave hello to Mr. Baker,
that's who you need to impress.
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[GASPS] He's here?
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I love your candy bars!
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[BENNY GOODMAN: "SING, SING, SING"]
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- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- [COACH] Go!
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This is nuts. I mean, we could be pros.
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- It's nuts.
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Like, some of the games I
listened to happened right here.
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I think the Cubs are
playing here tomorrow.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- [SIGHS] No pressure.
- No pressure.
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- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- [COACH] Come on, put 'em down.
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
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[SONG CONTINUES]
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[COACH] Hey! Where
the hell are you going?
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[SPEAKING SPANISH] Do you speak Spanish?
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[SPEAKING ENGLISH] Oh, I don't
know. I'm so... I'm not equipped.
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I have to go do this.
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[SPEAKS SPANISH]
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[SPEAKING SPANISH] Are you from Cuba?
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- Yes.
- They play well in Cuba.
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- You speak Spanish?
- Yes.
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Thank God! No one else speaks Spanish!
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Calm down! Calm down!
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[BAT HITS BALL]
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[SONG CONTINUES]
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Uh, yes, yes. Ticket sales
have been down slightly.
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It doesn't look so slight
from up in the stands.
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You really think this is gonna help?
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This is not about money, Pat.
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You know, Americans need baseball
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- to keep their spirits in fighting shape.
- That's right.
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You really think people are gonna pay
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to watch women run around like men?
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Our players will be
ladies through and through.
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No pants wearing, trash
talking, chew spitting...
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[ALL EXCLAIM]
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Did anyone see that?
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Yeah. I think that's
enough questions for now.
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[SONG CONTINUES]
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I have half a mind to just
shut this thing down right now.
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No, no, no. No, no, no Sir,
please, just trust me, okay?
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I will find someone to teach
the women how to be... women.
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You better find a magician.
I gotta go lay down.
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Guys, let's hold off
on the photos right now.
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[SONG CONTINUES]
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She can hit too. These
girls are really good.
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Why you watching what everyone
else is doing? Watch yourself.
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Yeah, watch yourself.
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No, you guys are right.
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I need that kind of confidence.
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I wish.
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[SONG CONTINUES]
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Guess it was just... a lucky one.
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Damn.
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So, it's called Wonder Woman,
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but she doesn't show up
until the second-to-last page.
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- Uh-huh.
- And then the Duke of Deception
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uses the Crown of Mars to
separate her spirit from her body,
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and that's it.
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She's not even in the book at all,
even though it's named after her.
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Okay, are we just
gonna keep walking here?
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Uh-huh.
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Okay. I think I might shit my pants.
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You think that'll get you on the team?
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- Just keep talking, okay?
- All right, I'll keep talking.
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So, you know, I wrote a letter
to the editor. And it's like,
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you already took the one
true love of her life,
242
00:13:35,502 --> 00:13:36,519
just let her have a body.
243
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,485
- You know? Just let her have a body.
- Oh-oh.
244
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,523
[MAX] You think he's bringing us a pie?
245
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,609
Yeah, I don't see a pie.
246
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,908
You gals get lost on the
way to the South Side?
247
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,370
We're here for the tryouts.
248
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:49,040
But that's very chivalrous of you
to worry about us being lost, sir.
249
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,620
Look, I don't think you understand.
250
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,455
This is the All-American League.
251
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,171
- We're pretty all-American.
- Yeah, we American.
252
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,990
- We were born here.
- Yeah, "In God We Trust."
253
00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:59,549
- You know, Jesus...
- Think you look like them?
254
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,509
Well, actually, I think my
form is a tad bit better, but...
255
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,472
We're from Rockford, Illinois,
256
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,715
where we saw you're putting
one of the teams. The Peaches?
257
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,931
Yeah, funny thing, we don't grow
really grow peaches in Rockford.
258
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,428
We mostly grow corn.
259
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,685
Maybe you should call
the team, "The Corn."
260
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,147
Look, we're not gonna have colored
girls playing with our girls.
261
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,403
[DARYL] Go on home.
262
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,824
Just give me one shot.
263
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,346
One minute to throw for you. I promise
264
00:14:22,352 --> 00:14:24,108
you're gonna want me
pitching at every game.
265
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,534
I know how to put on a show.
266
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,444
[DARYL] Look, if you don't get out
of here now, I'll have you run off.
267
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,740
- Okay, Max, let's go.
- No.
268
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,037
- No, let's just go. Come on.
- We're not leaving.
269
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,331
Thank you, sir. Sorry to bother you.
270
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,208
[MAX SIGHS]
271
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,801
[ALL EXCLAIM]
272
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,099
Holy shit. Who was that?
273
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,989
I mean, we knew it was
gonna happen, right?
274
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,900
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. Sure, we knew.
275
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:04,736
- No. Max. Max. Max.
- What is wrong with those assholes?
276
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,241
- I gotta show them. Clance, please!
- You gotta not get murdered.
277
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,825
- Let me go.
- Hey! Hey! All right, you right, okay?
278
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,080
- You don't need 'em! They assholes!
- I literally need them.
279
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:17,004
I don't sit at my desk drawing
all day like you. I need a team!
280
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,053
Hey, that is not your team! Okay?
281
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,626
I'm sorry.
282
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,966
[BOTH SIGH]
283
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,142
You're right. I'm fine.
284
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,100
You fine?
285
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,480
- I'm fine.
- Good.
286
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,022
- I said I'm fine.
- Okay.
287
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,272
- Okay.
- I mean, a minute ago,
288
00:15:38,273 --> 00:15:40,100
- you were gonna kill someone.
- Don't remind me.
289
00:15:40,101 --> 00:15:41,185
I'm just saying, now you fine though?
290
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,901
- I'm fine.
- Okay, she's fine.
291
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,404
- You fine?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
292
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,106
- Okay.
- I mean, you gonna pretend you're fine,
293
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,816
I'll pretend I don't
know that you're not fine,
294
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:52,792
and we're gonna be fine. So,
since we fine, can I, uh...
295
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,373
Can I go get my comic book now
296
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,535
before we have to take the train
back to our devastating lives?
297
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,501
Please?
298
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:04,207
- How are we best friends?
- Pff. Beats me.
299
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,287
Yeah, we can go get your comic book now.
300
00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:09,393
Thank you.
301
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,183
- You're a married woman.
- Hey!
302
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,469
Just 'cause I got married
to a sexy, sexy, gentleman
303
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:15,603
don't mean I got normal.
304
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,734
Race you there!
305
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,690
- [CLANCE] You could have worn a skirt!
- [BOTH GIGGLING]
306
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,652
Sent our scouts all over
the whole damn country.
307
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,153
And Canada. Canada was great.
308
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:28,855
Looking for feminine girls.
And this is what they found?
309
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,872
I mean, who's gonna pay to watch this?
310
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:35,410
My God! Look at their
calves, they're enormous!
311
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,200
I still think it's gonna work.
And I will take care of the calves.
312
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,166
You know, I know these
are desperate times,
313
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,250
but, you know, we have a
pedigree to hold up here.
314
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,256
I mean, our candy bars are
synonymous with excellence.
315
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,129
- Right.
- A seriousness of purpose.
316
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,216
Without a doubt.
317
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,429
So you tell me, does this
look like excellence to you?
318
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,853
Actually, I think it does, sir.
319
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,602
- [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
- [PLAYERS CHATTING]
320
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,015
Quietly, girls!
321
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:04,073
Remember we're ladies and
not ball-chasing pound hounds.
322
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:07,569
Mmm. I usually touch both shoes
with my bat before I swing,
323
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,690
but this time, I only touched one.
I don't know what I was thinking.
324
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,817
Yeah, well, I was catching
a pop fly in the outfield
325
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,453
and a bird almost shit in my
eye, you know, so I dropped it.
326
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,794
Fucking birds!
327
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:19,329
I picked a wedgie right in front
of Mr. Baker. What was I thinking?
328
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,868
Don't worry, he probably didn't see.
329
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,123
He was too busy looking
at how bad your swing is.
330
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:26,382
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Oh, gosh! Pee-yew!
331
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,625
[SPEAKING SPANISH] Poor thing,
I should have warned her!
332
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,793
[JO, SPEAKING ENGLISH] I feel okay.
333
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,139
We're gonna get on this team.
I think it's a no-brainer.
334
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,178
Hey, you gotta be careful
who you say that to.
335
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,514
- You know, my cousin Stan had a lobotomy.
- [GRETA] Mm-hmm.
336
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,802
I don't know, my first two
swings, my heel dropped too early.
337
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,688
Yeah, and then you
practically hit a homer! Boom!
338
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,900
You should've seen the
look on their faces.
339
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,820
- Your guy would be proud.
- [JO CHUCKLES]
340
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,186
You okay?
341
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,487
Yeah, I... You know what?
342
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,195
I'm just gonna go unpack for
little bit. I forgot earlier, so...
343
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,413
[SIGHS]
344
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,052
- God! Fuck!
- [DOOR OPENS]
345
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,091
- Oh, my God.
- Excuse us.
346
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,466
Sorry.
347
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,103
- Sorry.
- Didn't mean to interrupt.
348
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,640
I was just...
349
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:24,023
Just noting some thoughts about war.
350
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,399
- Oh, why?
- Why?
351
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,651
Not, not positively. Just...
352
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,653
It's important that we reflect.
353
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,025
It's a bad one.
354
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,155
It is. Yeah, it's a bad one.
355
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,737
- Um...
- [CLEARS THROAT]
356
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,664
- We wanna talk about your hair.
- Oh.
357
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,909
- Yeah, sure.
- I think it's holding you back.
358
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,366
Okay, thank you.
359
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,707
[GRETA] Oh, no, no, I didn't
mean that as a compliment.
360
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,631
Yeah, I was being sarcastic.
361
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,341
- It's very farm.
- Right, right.
362
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,817
Just, again, I'm not
actually from a farm.
363
00:18:52,823 --> 00:18:53,931
I do haircuts.
364
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,683
Yeah, I... We should... I
would... I mean, I'm in...
365
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,602
I'm due for one.
366
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,522
[SOFT JAZZ PLAYING]
367
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,763
- [GRETA] Is this your guy?
- [CARSON] Yeah.
368
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,229
Oh, my goodness. He's handsome.
369
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,313
Yeah.
370
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,608
He looks a little boring, though.
371
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,152
No, he's not. He's not boring.
372
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,780
He's really funny and
weird, in a good way.
373
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,776
He's my best friend, so...
374
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,789
And how is he in the sack?
375
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,794
That is... That's
private information, so...
376
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,545
[GRETA] All right, close your peepers.
377
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,548
- I'm gonna mist you. Ready?
- [CARSON] Okay.
378
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,213
I need to sort of visualize
379
00:19:36,214 --> 00:19:38,468
what you're gonna look
like when I'm done with ya.
380
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,850
Um, so he's never said
anything explicit about it,
381
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,271
but I think that Charlie
really likes my hair long, so...
382
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,146
[GRETA] I was thinking like this.
383
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,740
[GASPS]
384
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,108
Gr... Greta, that is so much hair.
385
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,196
Do you want me to stop?
386
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,285
No. No.
387
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,617
Okay, good.
388
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,125
I read what you wrote.
389
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,630
What is your story?
390
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,926
All right, I wasn't
gonna come to the tryouts.
391
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,434
Even though it's a dream
to play ball like this.
392
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,483
But I just kept thinking, "You
can't, you're a married woman."
393
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:39,569
And then, I... I might have received...
394
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,909
a letter in the mail from my husband,
395
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,293
uh, about him, uh, coming home.
396
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,462
What?
397
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,085
He's coming home.
398
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,918
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
399
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,843
Are you saying that your husband
400
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,677
wrote you a letter saying
he was coming home from war
401
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,838
and then you left?
402
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,387
[QUIETLY] Yeah. Yes.
403
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:06,596
[LAUGHING]
404
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:11,190
I just ran away like I
was possessed or something.
405
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:16,230
See, I don't think you are
running away from anything.
406
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,857
I think you are running
towards your destiny.
407
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:23,371
I don't think I'm the kind
of person that has a destiny.
408
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:27,406
Well, I guess you get to
decide that, don't you?
409
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,462
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
410
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,841
[PEOPLE CHATTING INDISTINCTLY]
411
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,382
[CHUCKLES]
412
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,474
Fucking fuckers!
413
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,723
What?
414
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,854
They published my letter,
but they completely rewrote it
415
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,725
and made it sound like
I was complimenting them!
416
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,653
God! This is typical.
417
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,443
You can't even try out and
now my comment on Wonder Woman
418
00:21:58,568 --> 00:21:59,563
and how the character development
419
00:21:59,564 --> 00:22:01,527
is too quickly played out was twisted!
420
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:02,612
They twisted it!
421
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,277
Yeah. It's the same situation.
422
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,201
- I'll shut up, yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]
423
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,707
What did you tell your mom?
424
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,169
She'd be so pissed if she
knew you went to tryouts.
425
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,920
I didn't tell her anything.
426
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,594
She does not run my
life. I'm a grown woman.
427
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,091
- Yes, you are.
- I call the shots.
428
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,173
- You do.
- I do.
429
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,255
Yes, you do, sir.
430
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,635
- But we should probably...
- We should probably...
431
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,131
Yep, I know, just tell her.
432
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,466
- Make up something.
- I didn't even think about that.
433
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,427
Because she's gonna kill
you, and you know that.
434
00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:30,433
Right. Mm-hmm.
435
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,640
I'm moving to California.
436
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,105
- Okay.
- I heard the leagues out there
437
00:22:34,106 --> 00:22:35,390
are a little bit integrated.
438
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:38,266
What do you mean "a
little bit integrated"?
439
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:40,859
It's kind of a you either
are or aren't thing, isn't it?
440
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,690
Yeah, well, maybe they'll make an
exception for people as good as me.
441
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,488
Well, if we're going to California,
I have to tell my husband, so...
442
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:50,157
Ugh, I still can't
believe you have a husband.
443
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:53,544
- I still can't believe you don't.
- You are a whole wife.
444
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,962
Yeah, and you could be, too, if you,
445
00:22:55,963 --> 00:22:57,753
you know, did somethin' with your face.
446
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,415
- No. No.
- Smile.
447
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:02,094
[CLANCE] Every single man in
that town when there's not a war
448
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:03,973
is into you, and you just ignore them.
449
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,046
- This is not true.
- The guy with the wonky eye?
450
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,302
- He's 50!
- Yeah, but, you know.
451
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,637
You're sick. The eye is
lazy. I can't do that.
452
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:13,751
- Yeah, but it's kinda cute the way it kinda wobbles.
- No, no, no.
453
00:23:13,752 --> 00:23:14,846
- I'm good.
- Don't you think?
454
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,772
- Thank you. But I'll pass.
- All right.
455
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:25,201
It's time for me to stop wantin'
things I can't have. [SIGHS]
456
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,073
Hey!
457
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,082
California.
458
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,622
No. Can't I just want
something normal, like a couch?
459
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,829
- A couch?
- Ain't that what you wives want?
460
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,464
[LAUGHS]
461
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,292
You're looking to get slapped.
462
00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:40,710
- Lemme see your drawing.
- No.
463
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:41,835
- Please?
- No.
464
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,841
- I haven't got that big creasy frown line...
- Please.
465
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,631
- ... just right yet.
- Okay.
466
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:50,557
- Goofy tooth right yet.
- Okay, just lemme see the damn thing!
467
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:54,312
Say something nice.
468
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:55,562
Something nice.
469
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,033
- Mm-hmm. Something better.
- [MAX CHUCKLES]
470
00:23:58,146 --> 00:23:59,976
- If you could just... Her arm.
- Shut up.
471
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,050
Wouldn't let my arm noodle like that...
472
00:24:02,056 --> 00:24:03,056
Shut up!
473
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,821
All right. It's perfect.
474
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:06,895
Thank you.
475
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,828
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
476
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,658
[SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
477
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,616
I think we can see you better now.
478
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,785
What do you think?
479
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,464
I like it.
480
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,418
Me too.
481
00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:28,551
Hey, you gotta tell him how you feel.
482
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:30,929
Okay.
483
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,718
- Okay?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
484
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,845
- Okay.
- [CARSON CHUCKLES]
485
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,977
Hello, ladies, how can I help you?
486
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,062
We are looking for some stationary
487
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,318
that would befit an important message.
488
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,030
- Absolutely.
- [CARSON] Very important.
489
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,440
- And we'll take an envelope, please.
- Yeah, an envelope.
490
00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:50,816
- Okay.
- And a pen, with a flexible nib.
491
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,490
- Great.
- And a stamp.
492
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,115
- Yes. 'Cause we have to...
- [BOTH] Send it.
493
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,291
Is that all?
494
00:24:58,372 --> 00:24:59,451
[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
495
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,327
[STAMMERING] I don't know what to say.
496
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,246
I've known him so long.
You don't even know.
497
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,212
- Okay, so say that.
- I can't...
498
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,375
[CARSON] I don't want him
to think I don't love him
499
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,431
- because I do.
- [GRETA] Carson.
500
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,588
- It's gonna be bad.
- But he's gonna be...
501
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,427
- He's not here.
- It doesn't matter. Listen. Listen, listen.
502
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,981
Yeah. I feel like I feel
good. I feel like it's...
503
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:17,982
We're getting somewhere.
504
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:21,189
[VOCALIZING AND LAUGHING]
505
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:26,114
- That's it. All you have to do is that.
- That's it.
506
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,072
[BOTH LAUGHING]
507
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,532
Hi! It's us again.
508
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,573
- Henry.
- Hi.
509
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:38,285
Henry, okay, I need you to send
this immediately, all right?
510
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:41,171
- Absolutely.
- You need to make sure it goes out, all right?
511
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:42,709
- I will.
- Don't open it.
512
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,252
I... I won't open it.
Why would I open it?
513
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,874
- Why did you even bring it up?
- I'm not... Is there someone else?
514
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,502
I don't... This is sealed,
so just keep it that way.
515
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:51,508
You're bad.
516
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,300
Henry's a bad boy.
517
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,006
- Don't be bad.
- I don't plan on being bad.
518
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,427
- Don't be bad, Henry.
- [HENRY] Please enjoy your stay.
519
00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:00,476
- Don't be bad.
- Don't be bad.
520
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:01,601
[BOTH LAUGHING]
521
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:05,274
Yep. Definitely not
interested in women at all.
522
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,573
[CLEARS THROAT] Oh, hello, Don!
523
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:12,858
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
524
00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,617
[GRETA, KNOCKING ON DOOR] Carson!
525
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,156
[KNOCKING ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS]
526
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,413
Carson! Get up.
527
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:20,747
Get up right now.
528
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:23,420
We gotta go downstairs. They're
about to announce the teams!
529
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:24,499
[GROANS]
530
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:26,589
What happened last night?
531
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,378
[MAYBELLE] Oh! Go! Get
out of the way. Excuse me!
532
00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:32,433
Oh.
533
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:33,678
Yes!
534
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:34,929
[CHEERING]
535
00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:46,481
My wife and I went on a
safari for our honeymoon.
536
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,435
We saw a pack a hyenas take down a lion.
537
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,525
It looked pretty much like this.
538
00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,204
I think they look like
they're having fun.
539
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,580
We're gonna make sure that they don't
have too much fun. Right, ladies?
540
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,738
What did I do wrong? I can't go home.
541
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,946
Yes! Yes!
542
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,128
- Holy shit!
- Holy shit?
543
00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:09,250
Holy shit!
544
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,006
- Did you get on?
- Yeah, we're all Peaches!
545
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:16,010
God, we are all fucking fruit!
546
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,763
- [LUPE] We're fruit!
- Fruit!
547
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,175
[ALL CHEERING]
548
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,733
Hold on. Did I send
Charlie a letter last night?
549
00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,692
- Yeah.
- What did I write?
550
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:31,823
You spoke your heart, and
some other parts of you.
551
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:33,192
Oh, God! Greta!
552
00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:34,611
Oh, Carson!
553
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,065
Sir? Sir, I know you're down there.
554
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,696
Oh, hello again. I was, uh...
555
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,405
just doing an inventory
of the room keys.
556
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,995
Great. I need the letter
back from last night.
557
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,041
- It was picked up already.
- What?
558
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,964
And I did not open it, ma'am.
559
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:51,588
Why would you open it? That's weird.
560
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,800
All right, um...
Where's the post office?
561
00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:56,433
- It's two blocks that way.
- Do you know the route?
562
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,139
Do... Do I know the postal route?
563
00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:01,259
Wait, Carson. Wait. We leave
for Rockford in an hour.
564
00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:02,559
Just tell me what I wrote.
565
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,520
It doesn't matter what you
wrote. What're you gonna do?
566
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:07,263
You gonna run all over
Chicago looking for a letter
567
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,649
that you needed to send anyway?
568
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:11,729
Or are you gonna be a
professional baseball player?
569
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:14,776
You're a Peach now, Carson. Right?
570
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:16,486
- Okay.
- Okay?
571
00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:20,655
[SISTER ROSETTA THARP: "CAIN'T
NO GRAVE HOLD MY BODY DOWN"]
572
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:52,023
Ooh, Charlene is feeling the most.
573
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,482
All right, Bonnie, remember,
your hair won't sweat out
574
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,608
if you slow down and walk like a lady.
575
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,201
So, exactly what was this,
uh, concert in the park?
576
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,792
Yeah, Mama. Jazz concert.
Grant Park, like I told you.
577
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:12,674
- Mmm.
- Thanks for giving me the day off. How was...
578
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,001
Who played again?
579
00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:19,262
There were a lotta different musicians.
Duke Ellington, Charlie Parker.
580
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:21,761
[TONI] Ooh, don't leave
that iron in there too long.
581
00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:24,264
You don't want another
handful of pocket curls.
582
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,100
So, what'd they play?
583
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,347
Um... They played all their hits.
584
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:32,614
Like?
585
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,185
You know, that one song that...
586
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,610
[MOUTHING] ♪ It don't mean a thing ♪
587
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,493
Jesus, Maxine. "It Don't Mean a Thing!"
588
00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:47,368
- [TONI] You are such a bad liar.
- I tried.
589
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:48,914
Georgia, what are you doing?
Right in front of my face?
590
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,748
- I was just trying to help.
- Fine. Yes, I went to the tryouts.
591
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,788
So, you lied to me.
592
00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:56,104
If you knew already,
why you have to do this
593
00:29:56,105 --> 00:29:57,168
in front of the whole salon?
594
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,174
- They don't care.
- Oh, we love it.
595
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:02,006
I said, obviously she went to
those tryouts. I knew it all along.
596
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,963
- You did not. I said that.
- I was telling you about it.
597
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,216
- No, you didn't. It was Thursday.
- Okay, you can stop.
598
00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:07,264
- Didn't I say it?
- Stop.
599
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,102
How you know, Mama?
600
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:10,942
Guy told us.
601
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,308
He came here with some
leftovers his mama made him.
602
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:15,435
He didn't want to waste that good pork.
603
00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,784
- Guy...
- That pork is delicious.
604
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:20,028
Now, Maxine, you've got
to make smarter choices.
605
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:23,110
- I'm making the best choices...
- Once this salon is yours,
606
00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:25,777
I will kill you if
you lose this business
607
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,116
because you're still acting like a child
608
00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:29,872
over this baseball nonsense.
609
00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:32,874
Even if I'm dead, I will
come back and I will kill you.
610
00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:34,827
This is fun.
611
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,753
I have told you before,
612
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,666
owning your own business in
this country is the only way
613
00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,216
you can have some control of your life.
614
00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:46,681
I'm all for you having a dream, Maxine.
615
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:49,717
I just want you to pick
one that's possible.
616
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,352
I hear you.
617
00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,479
You're right.
618
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,820
- Don't mess with me.
- No, I'm being serious.
619
00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:03,783
I need to start focusing
on things that are real.
620
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:07,990
Remember when you told me you wanted
me to start doing the bookkeeping?
621
00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:10,832
I remember you saying
that looking at numbers
622
00:31:10,838 --> 00:31:12,912
made you wanna light yourself on fire.
623
00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:15,373
Yeah, well,
624
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,881
I think I should learn it.
Think it would be a good idea.
625
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,123
Is everything okay in here?
626
00:31:25,124 --> 00:31:27,297
Or am I gonna have to
take my coffee outside?
627
00:31:27,428 --> 00:31:30,928
No. She's making sense for once.
628
00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:32,175
[EDGAR] Well...
629
00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:36,057
I love this peace under my roof.
630
00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:39,145
- Mmm. It is my roof too.
- Yes, it is.
631
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,448
I wish my husband
would kiss me like that.
632
00:31:41,454 --> 00:31:42,454
[LAUGHS]
633
00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:44,193
Don't worry, he's my husband.
634
00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:45,857
- Go on, girl.
- [TONI] That's right. I know.
635
00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:48,243
- [GEORGIA] Shoot.
- [TONI] That's right. Hmm.
636
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,913
So, how'd it go?
637
00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:53,623
- You know too?
- Well, Guy bought that good pork.
638
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:55,464
Did you show 'em that knuckleball?
639
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,503
They didn't even let me try out, Dad.
640
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:03,510
I'm so sorry, baby.
641
00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,471
It's fine. It's over.
642
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,761
Well, maybe we throw the ball
around tomorrow before work?
643
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:12,967
What do you say, huh?
644
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,765
Nah, too much to do.
645
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:21,188
- I'll see you at home, Daddy.
- Don't get too drunk tonight.
646
00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:25,188
I'm gonna be too drunk
to remember you said that.
647
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,203
[BEVERLY] Peaches! Welcome
to your Rockford home.
648
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,242
Come and join me out by the banister.
649
00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:34,076
Everyone out of your rooms, please.
650
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:36,161
Very quickly. This
will only take a moment.
651
00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:38,496
Open your books. I'd like
to go through a few rules.
652
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,832
No smoking or drinking in public.
653
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,668
- No pants in public.
- What?
654
00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:45,634
- [BEVERLY] You've heard of pants?
- I have!
655
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,884
Congratulations. Don't
wear them outside.
656
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,676
Curfew is at 10:00 p.m. sharp.
657
00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:51,761
Wait, what?
658
00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:54,062
Stragglers will have
their pay docked. And...
659
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:57,019
You can call me Sergeant
Beverly or Sarge, if you must.
660
00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:59,271
That's what I was called in the Marines.
661
00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:01,443
I will be your chaperone for the season.
662
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:04,185
- [ALL CHUCKLING]
- Thank you, ladies. Dismissed.
663
00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:05,654
No, thank you.
664
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:08,107
I will be watching.
665
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,197
Oh, I have not had a chance to say this,
666
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:14,031
but I am so relieved
that we are roommates.
667
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:17,159
- Do you feel that?
- Yeah. It's great.
668
00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:19,033
What do you think the
fans are gonna be like?
669
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:21,744
Do you think there will be any cute
boys who can handle power hitters?
670
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,538
You know, to be honest with you,
I hadn't really thought about that.
671
00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:24,544
You haven't?
672
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:26,592
So, what are you, a pitcher?
673
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:29,049
Yeah. Didn't you see me pitch?
674
00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:30,433
What kind of question is that?
675
00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:31,681
A simple one.
676
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,510
Look, I love the girls, I love them,
677
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,595
but there's a lot of
anxiety in the room. Right?
678
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,639
And I know myself, and I
know that other energies,
679
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,981
they attach on to me.
680
00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:42,599
Right? And I absorb them. And if
someone else is anxious, then I go...
681
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,608
So, I should be anxious?
And then I'm anxious.
682
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,854
[MAYBELLE] I ditched my last
guy before I came out here.
683
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,652
A lot of guys, they
see all this, they see
684
00:33:49,658 --> 00:33:51,450
all this, they think
it's all, na, na, na!
685
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,410
But, no way, okay? I'm
gonna talk their ear off,
686
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,075
I'm gonna eat more hotdogs than
they can. I'm gonna outrun 'em.
687
00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:59,249
Where are you from, anyway?
688
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,370
Moose Jaw?
689
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:04,789
Saskatchewan?
690
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,920
Canada?
691
00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:11,182
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
692
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,680
What... What are those?
693
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:15,852
Mmm, oh...
694
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,636
Uh, humidifiers.
695
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,311
Feel free to explore.
696
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,941
But I should help you, 'cause they
get hot, hot, hot, like, danger.
697
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,650
- I'll let you handle it.
- I have a scar here from...
698
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,398
[MAYBELLE] What about
you? What's your type, hmm?
699
00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:29,994
- Blondes.
- Oh!
700
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,776
I'm a blonde. [GIGGLES]
701
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,620
[BELL RINGS]
702
00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:38,991
Hear ye, hear ye, Peaches!
703
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:42,786
- Is that a fire?
- I'm sure it's not. It doesn't smell...
704
00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:45,423
Okay, well, I definitely wanna
check to see if it is a fire.
705
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:52,418
Hello! Okay, we have
2.5 hours before curfew.
706
00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:54,008
So...
707
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:58,512
[IN ENGLISH ACCENT] With
great dignity and composure...
708
00:34:58,597 --> 00:34:59,597
[ALL LAUGH]
709
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:04,020
Let's quietly contemplate how
to find a motherfuckin' bar!
710
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,402
Yes!
711
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,187
Okay! Go!
712
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,152
[UPBEAT JAZZ SONG PLAYING]
713
00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:13,614
Holy geez! They're welcoming us!
714
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,366
You guys! We're famous!
715
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,118
The Peaches have arrived! Thank you!
716
00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,949
I actually have never
technically been drunk before,
717
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:24,917
but I have read a lot of the Greek
literature surrounding alcohol.
718
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,869
- So I think I know what to do.
- Go ahead. Fine me.
719
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,544
- I'm not wearing a dress.
- [JESS] We're gonna be rich now. Who cares?
720
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,256
[JO] Carson, come on!
721
00:35:38,554 --> 00:35:41,224
[BENNY GOODMAN: "AIR MAIL SPECIAL"]
722
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,698
Do you wanna get flipped?
723
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,376
What are you doing?
724
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,046
Oh, it's a new dance.
It's called the Jitterbug.
725
00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:19,804
That is not the
Jitterbug. That is the Jo!
726
00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:22,137
Oh! Whoo!
727
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:25,100
- [MAX] I need a drink.
- [CLANCY] Mm-hmm.
728
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,153
But first, I wanna find
your loose-lipped husband.
729
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:29,438
Okay, it's not his fault.
730
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,571
He's shy, so, sometimes when he
talks, it comes out all at once.
731
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:33,936
- Don't hurt him, Max.
- Uh-huh.
732
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:34,942
I mean it.
733
00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:39,662
Hey, baby!
734
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,575
Ah, there's my baby. Hey!
735
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:45,162
- Mmm.
- Okay, so she's mad.
736
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:48,035
- Oh.
- Hey, Guy. Good to see you.
737
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:50,656
Listen, thank you so much
for telling the entire salon
738
00:36:50,657 --> 00:36:51,657
and my whole family
739
00:36:51,658 --> 00:36:54,373
- about us going to the tryouts.
- Yeah, I told you not to tell anyone.
740
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,719
Yeah, I was actually just
feeling a little nervous,
741
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,048
'cause your mom makes me a little scared
742
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,224
and I couldn't think of
what else to talk about.
743
00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:03,643
- Nothing at all?
- Yeah, well, you fucked up, baby,
744
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,272
because Max's been holdin'
in her rage for a while now,
745
00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,770
and she gonna lose her
shit all over you right now.
746
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,234
- It's gonna be ugly...
- I am right here.
747
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:12,725
- Sorry.
- I had a whole speech and everything.
748
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:15,611
- Sorry. As you were.
- Guy. Guy, old buddy...
749
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,202
Hey, hey. So, um, um, a
bunch of those baseball girls
750
00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:19,988
are actually in the bar right now.
751
00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:21,952
They seem pretty nice, actually.
752
00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:23,984
Actually, I keep telling you, actually,
753
00:37:23,985 --> 00:37:25,582
not to say inappropriate things.
754
00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:28,041
Look how mad she is!
Feel the room, actually.
755
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:29,893
I know. I say "actually" a lot. So much.
756
00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:31,171
I say "actually" a lot.
757
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,746
- We say "actually" a lot.
- I know, we say. 'Cause we a we now.
758
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,462
- But it's like, think of another word.
- I know you actually do.
759
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,506
This is disgusting, I'mma go.
760
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,840
Hey, hey. Hold on, um, um, Max, listen.
761
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:45,434
William doesn't really like us
out there with the customers.
762
00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:46,524
I don't work here.
763
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,848
Yeah, well, he lets
you drink here for free.
764
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,354
Relax. Just going to
check out the competition.
765
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,832
They're not your
competition. You're not...
766
00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:55,606
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Max.
767
00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:58,073
[THE ANDREWS SISTERS: "TICO TICO"]
768
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,130
Yeah. Sure, dancing is fun,
769
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:20,342
but people don't talk
about how dangerous it is.
770
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,299
So, if your dad's so strict,
how'd he let you come?
771
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,060
He didn't. I just came.
772
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:31,847
- [SIGHS]
- What?
773
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,645
I kinda ran away too.
774
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:37,861
Is that why you changed
your hair? To be incognito?
775
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,820
Maybe. I don't think I
look that different, though.
776
00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:42,897
Mmm.
777
00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:47,328
You kinda do.
778
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,410
[CHUCKLES]
779
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,538
[SONG ENDS, APPLAUSE]
780
00:38:57,794 --> 00:39:00,174
[MEMPHIS MINNIE: "KISSING IN THE DARK"]
781
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,224
- Hey there.
- Hi.
782
00:39:05,225 --> 00:39:07,788
- Hi.
- Hi.
783
00:39:07,788 --> 00:39:08,847
- Hi.
- Hi.
784
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,517
- How are you?
- I'm good.
785
00:39:13,894 --> 00:39:16,104
How long have you and
Jo known each other?
786
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,148
I don't know, a million years.
787
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:21,903
We met playing baseball. In
Queens. When we were kids.
788
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,855
Got our first jobs together,
her grandma threw her out,
789
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,116
because she said she wasn't a real girl.
790
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,416
A kid said that to me once
because I played baseball.
791
00:39:29,422 --> 00:39:30,422
Yeah.
792
00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:36,455
- What?
- I want you to make me a promise. Okay?
793
00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:41,712
Whatever happens with this
thing, however long it lasts,
794
00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:43,667
let's rob the bank.
795
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:45,508
Sound good?
796
00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:47,552
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- Okay.
797
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:55,270
You mean that we should
take advantage of all this
798
00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:58,772
and do whatever we want,
and not actually rob a bank?
799
00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:01,895
You're saying that if I found a job
for us to pull, you wouldn't do it?
800
00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:06,323
I would have to really
think about where I stood.
801
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,534
- Of course.
- If I would drive the car or whatever.
802
00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:09,615
Uh-huh.
803
00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:12,237
Just 'cause I'm not a fast driver.
804
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,631
Jo's by herself, so I
gotta dance with her.
805
00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,922
Okay. I'm gonna... I'll be...
806
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,879
I'm just gonna get
another drink or something.
807
00:40:26,885 --> 00:40:27,966
[SONG ENDS, APPLAUSE]
808
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:29,391
Okay. Well...
809
00:40:31,204 --> 00:40:32,264
Bye.
810
00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:33,604
- Bye.
- [LAUGHS]
811
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:37,272
[BING CROSBY AND THE ANDREW SISTERS:
"GET YOUR KICKS ON ROUTE 66"]
812
00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:04,310
What in the Howdy-Doody, white Jesus,
813
00:41:04,311 --> 00:41:06,668
unseasoned chicken
kinda dancing is this?
814
00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:10,586
I don't know, but it is the
weirdest thing I have ever seen.
815
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:13,677
Hey, Maxine. Your mom cut
my hair. What do you think?
816
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,766
Yeah, it's nice.
817
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:19,638
What?
818
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,812
- How you been, Gary?
- Good, good.
819
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:24,979
I just got a new job
at the screw factory.
820
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:27,436
- Wait, they're hiring colored guys now?
- Yeah.
821
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:29,111
And they're taking me on the team too.
822
00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,156
You're looking at the
new second baseman.
823
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,739
- The team?
- [GARY] Yeah.
824
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:36,084
- As in the baseball team?
- Yeah, the baseball team.
825
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:38,831
Okay. You can't even
get hit with the ball.
826
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,667
Thanks.
827
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,836
A bunch of guys got drafted,
so all these spots opening up...
828
00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:46,209
I'm literally four billion
times the player you are!
829
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:49,166
Yeah, but it doesn't matter,
'cause you're a woman.
830
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:53,637
- Oh, right. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
- It's the men's team.
831
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:55,049
It doesn't matter. I'm a woman.
832
00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:56,080
- I know.
- I can't do anything.
833
00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:59,524
But you know what a woman can
do. A woman can beat your ass.
834
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:02,061
- Whoa! Max!
- Let me tell you that women can...
835
00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:03,565
[CLANCE] Get out of here. Move your ass.
836
00:42:03,571 --> 00:42:04,808
[MAX] I'm not doing anything.
837
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,358
- [CLANCE] What the hell's wrong with you?
- Oh, thank you.
838
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:08,938
- [MAX] Let me... Stop it.
- [CLANCE] Will you just quit it?
839
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,197
Hey! Will you...
840
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,446
How many times do I have to tell you
841
00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:14,818
you can't lose your shit like
that in front of white folk?
842
00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:16,494
This is my husband's job.
843
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:19,253
Sorry.
844
00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:23,712
Well, you had your fun with
Guy, you humiliated Gary.
845
00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:26,462
At least we don't have to
pretend you not mad no more.
846
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,924
Take a breath, okay?
847
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:31,054
I'm gonna go clean up your
mess, as per fucking usual.
848
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,218
[DOOR CLOSES]
849
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,678
[BRICE DAVOLI AND VALERIE
DENIZ: "LOVE ME TRUE"]
850
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,931
Yuck. I don't like it.
851
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,442
I have never met anyone like you.
852
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:49,990
Well, I've never met anyone like you.
853
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,858
- I'm sure that you have.
- Uh-uh.
854
00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:58,661
Some of that stuff you said in your
letter last night... I mean, yeah.
855
00:42:58,785 --> 00:42:59,989
- Whoo, boy!
- Okay, all right.
856
00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:02,035
Okay, just tell me what I wrote.
857
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,124
I think you know what you wrote.
858
00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:17,801
I feel like I am screwing
up my entire life...
859
00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:22,345
and I don't know why.
860
00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:26,441
Everything that I have always wanted...
861
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,283
No.
862
00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:38,197
But I'm not stopping because...
863
00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:41,451
it feels good.
864
00:43:45,707 --> 00:43:46,877
Okay.
865
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,473
Come with me.
866
00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:57,508
Come on. Come in here.
867
00:44:01,431 --> 00:44:02,681
[SIGHS]
868
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,475
What did you want to tell me?
869
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,008
I thought so.
870
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:47,734
[CLANGING]
871
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:54,900
[DOOR CLOSES]
872
00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:03,541
There you are. I'm sorry, Guy.
873
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,618
It's all right.
874
00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:07,497
I'm sorry for overreacting.
875
00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:11,083
I need to find Gary and
apologize to him too.
876
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,429
I love you more than anyone
else in the entire world,
877
00:45:14,430 --> 00:45:15,589
you know that, right?
878
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,052
- I'm right here.
- Shh-shh.
879
00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,052
I know. I love you too.
880
00:45:19,134 --> 00:45:20,134
Okay.
881
00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:23,095
I'll let you know if we
have to move to California.
882
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,637
Did you hear what Gary
said about the factory?
883
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,894
Yeah, did you? He said they
were hiring colored men.
884
00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:32,808
I mean, white women last
month, now colored men?
885
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,857
Things are changing pretty fast, huh?
886
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,820
Who's moving to California?
887
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:40,277
Nobody's moving anywhere if
she gets on that factory team.
888
00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,662
[GRETA AND SOLDIER LAUGHING]
889
00:45:49,706 --> 00:45:51,666
Wait, Greta. Where are you going?
890
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,919
I'm, uh, gonna show Danny
here some of the sights.
891
00:45:56,004 --> 00:45:57,554
- Peter. I'm Peter.
- Oh.
892
00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:00,130
Uh, but you don't even know
the sights, you just got here.
893
00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:05,046
Um, I feel like maybe I can find
something that he can look at.
894
00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:06,467
[GRETA] See you at the barracks.
895
00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:08,773
Are you sure this a good
idea? You just met him.
896
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:11,660
It's sweet of you to worry,
but I can take care of myself.
897
00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:12,666
Good night.
898
00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:29,495
Hi.
899
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:31,253
Hi.
900
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:33,830
Again.
901
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,922
Um...
902
00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:39,668
[STAMMERING] I was just, um...
903
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:41,758
It's okay.
904
00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:51,475
- You were at the tryouts, right?
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
905
00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:54,647
That was an incredible throw.
906
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,400
Yeah. I know.
907
00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:06,031
[BIG BROTHER AND THE HOLDING
COMPANY: "PIECE OF MY HEART"]
908
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,326
[ANNOUNCER] Women are swinging the bat
909
00:47:16,327 --> 00:47:17,842
in the All-American Girls League,
910
00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:20,549
but the question remains,
will anyone come to watch?
911
00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:08,554
[INAUDIBLE]
912
00:48:41,834 --> 00:48:47,123
- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
913
00:49:11,324 --> 00:49:13,414
[SONG ENDS]