1 00:00:09,428 --> 00:00:11,054 [electronic beeping] 2 00:00:11,138 --> 00:00:13,640 [fanfare music playing] 3 00:00:15,184 --> 00:00:17,060 [news announcer] As spring turns to summer 4 00:00:17,144 --> 00:00:19,480 and Allied bombs begin to fall over Rome, 5 00:00:19,563 --> 00:00:23,400 from every corner of America, brave men say goodbye to their families 6 00:00:23,484 --> 00:00:27,571 and hello to Uncle Sam as they join the fight for freedom. 7 00:00:28,113 --> 00:00:31,241 And while these boys are away, the girls will play. 8 00:00:31,325 --> 00:00:34,077 Ball, meet the Rockford Peaches. 9 00:00:34,161 --> 00:00:36,205 While their men hit back against fascism, 10 00:00:36,288 --> 00:00:38,540 these gals of summer hit homeruns 11 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:41,502 and draw crowds with their come hither looks. 12 00:00:42,211 --> 00:00:44,338 A perfect smile can win any game. 13 00:00:44,421 --> 00:00:47,341 And, wow, look at those pearly whites gleam. 14 00:00:47,424 --> 00:00:49,718 They must be eating Baker choco bars. 15 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:52,805 And with the one and only Dove Porter teaching them how 16 00:00:52,888 --> 00:00:54,473 real men play America's game, 17 00:00:54,556 --> 00:00:57,976 the Peaches are tough enough to kill some doves of their own. 18 00:00:58,477 --> 00:01:01,146 With impeccable manners, of course. 19 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:04,274 But these diamond girls are still homemakers at heart, 20 00:01:04,358 --> 00:01:07,778 and they always have time for their true feminine passions. 21 00:01:09,154 --> 00:01:10,864 So come on down to the ballpark 22 00:01:10,948 --> 00:01:14,535 and see just how sweet these Peaches can be. 23 00:01:15,661 --> 00:01:17,371 Baker choco candy bars are not scientifically proven 24 00:01:17,454 --> 00:01:18,831 to make your teeth whiter. 25 00:01:18,914 --> 00:01:21,375 [instrumental music playing] 26 00:01:26,713 --> 00:01:27,756 Hey, hey. 27 00:01:28,507 --> 00:01:29,424 - Hi. - Hi. 28 00:01:29,508 --> 00:01:31,176 You look nice. You meeting someone? 29 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:35,097 I am, um... I'm heading to the library. 30 00:01:35,556 --> 00:01:38,308 Uh, if you wanna come. 31 00:01:38,392 --> 00:01:40,561 Either of you. Both of you. 32 00:01:40,644 --> 00:01:44,356 Or one. Or all of us go. 33 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:45,899 We're doing our nails. 34 00:01:46,275 --> 00:01:48,485 Okay. As you were. 35 00:01:51,989 --> 00:01:54,825 Okay. I'm gonna go to the store and see if I can find anything 36 00:01:54,908 --> 00:01:57,619 that'll knock me unconscious for a day or two. 37 00:01:57,995 --> 00:01:59,329 Just kidding. 38 00:02:00,205 --> 00:02:03,417 - [chuckles] Do you want anything, smokes or anything? - No. 39 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,501 Okay, bye. 40 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:07,963 [♪ The Runaways: "You Drive Me Wild"] 41 00:02:15,012 --> 00:02:16,054 [crowd roars] 42 00:02:16,138 --> 00:02:19,600 All right. Nice, nice, nice. Come on! 43 00:02:32,696 --> 00:02:34,156 [laughing] 44 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:38,327 [glass crashes] 45 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:39,578 -[gasps] -Oh! 46 00:02:39,661 --> 00:02:40,871 I think I touched a spider. 47 00:02:46,251 --> 00:02:48,003 -[thudding noise] -[women giggling] 48 00:02:49,713 --> 00:02:51,465 [whispering] Do people know about this place? 49 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:53,800 I think a couple of the girls sneak guys down here. 50 00:02:53,884 --> 00:02:56,428 We can't go places where people know about. 51 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:57,721 Okay. 52 00:02:57,804 --> 00:02:59,389 [women chatting, muffled] 53 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:04,603 We can find somewhere else. 54 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:09,942 The first ladies of Rockford working on their sixth win in the last seven. 55 00:03:10,025 --> 00:03:12,861 I'd say Dove Porter's got these Peaches in season. 56 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:33,131 [cheering] 57 00:03:34,591 --> 00:03:37,344 Do you know what this means? We're out of last place! 58 00:03:37,928 --> 00:03:40,013 We're not the absolute worst! 59 00:03:40,097 --> 00:03:43,350 I've never seen anybody so happy to be in third place. 60 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:48,105 - [foliage rustling, owl hooting] - What was that? 61 00:03:48,188 --> 00:03:53,485 I think it's probably just an... An owl whose tree we're against. 62 00:03:53,568 --> 00:03:54,945 We gotta go. 63 00:03:55,028 --> 00:03:56,947 God damn it! 64 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:58,657 [owl hooting] 65 00:04:00,075 --> 00:04:02,536 I mean, we can't even have the woods now? 66 00:04:02,619 --> 00:04:03,537 Hey. 67 00:04:04,329 --> 00:04:05,956 So first you just wanna be friends 68 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:08,500 and now you can't keep your hands off me? [scoffs] 69 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,168 What's the rush? 70 00:04:10,252 --> 00:04:12,462 There's no... There's no rush. I just... 71 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:17,676 I don't know. I wanna find a spot where we can... 72 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:20,137 actually... 73 00:04:20,429 --> 00:04:21,513 Wow. 74 00:04:21,638 --> 00:04:22,723 You know... 75 00:04:25,726 --> 00:04:26,935 Uh-huh. 76 00:04:28,270 --> 00:04:30,689 Okay. Why don't you go inside first? 77 00:04:32,065 --> 00:04:33,066 Why? 78 00:04:34,443 --> 00:04:35,819 I like to watch you. 79 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:39,281 [song continues] 80 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:52,294 I can't believe it's real. 81 00:04:52,544 --> 00:04:54,129 I know. Me either. 82 00:04:54,671 --> 00:04:55,881 Whatcha gonna do with it? 83 00:04:56,214 --> 00:04:57,758 I guess I could use a new mitt. 84 00:04:57,924 --> 00:04:59,968 No, not baseball things. 85 00:05:00,427 --> 00:05:03,096 I feel weird. I've never held this much money before. 86 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:04,473 I thought it would be heavier. 87 00:05:04,556 --> 00:05:07,392 Doesn't Miss Toni give you money for everything? 88 00:05:07,559 --> 00:05:10,353 Yeah, but this is mine. 89 00:05:10,437 --> 00:05:14,941 Ooh, God, 25 American dollars a week! 90 00:05:15,025 --> 00:05:18,779 That is five times what I make over at Mrs. Berry's. 91 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:20,030 [both chuckling] 92 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:24,826 I think we might lose the house without Guy's tips. 93 00:05:25,702 --> 00:05:28,914 You know, more guys are getting drafted at the factory. 94 00:05:28,997 --> 00:05:31,750 - Mmm. - They're always asking me if I have friends. 95 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:35,295 No. Guy wouldn't like me working there. 96 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:36,421 [sighs] 97 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:38,840 Ooh! I know what you could spend the money on, though. 98 00:05:38,924 --> 00:05:42,010 Ever wonder what it'd be like to walk down the road like this? 99 00:05:42,594 --> 00:05:43,845 No, I'm good. 100 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,016 I think I know what I wanna spend the money on. 101 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,477 Uh-oh. What? 102 00:05:51,311 --> 00:05:53,063 Max. What? 103 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,357 [kettle whistling] 104 00:05:55,982 --> 00:05:57,109 I'll take some eggs. 105 00:05:59,236 --> 00:06:01,905 - Morning, Daddy. - Good morning, sunshine. 106 00:06:05,075 --> 00:06:09,412 Please tell your daughter I only take requests from paying customers. 107 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:14,251 For rent. 108 00:06:15,502 --> 00:06:16,878 And expenses. 109 00:06:17,921 --> 00:06:19,047 And some eggs. 110 00:06:19,131 --> 00:06:20,924 You should keep your money. 111 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:23,218 You're gonna need it for when the war ends 112 00:06:23,301 --> 00:06:27,472 and they fire all of you to make room for those white men coming back. 113 00:06:27,556 --> 00:06:30,350 Well, it's a good thing I'll be in the Negro Leagues by then. 114 00:06:30,475 --> 00:06:32,811 - 'Cause they pay even better. - [snickers, clears throat] 115 00:06:33,562 --> 00:06:36,439 - What? What? - This is all your fault. 116 00:06:36,857 --> 00:06:38,483 I'm just sitting. 117 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:42,696 Yeah, I'm not gonna try and talk any sense into either of you. 118 00:06:43,029 --> 00:06:45,740 - But if you are so desperate to pay rent... - Uh-uh! 119 00:06:46,283 --> 00:06:48,451 - You got some eggs? - Really? That's how you gonna... 120 00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:50,829 - I didn't think so. That's mine. - [Edgar chuckling] 121 00:06:51,663 --> 00:06:54,082 [birds chirping] 122 00:06:54,749 --> 00:06:56,001 Hey, Guy. 123 00:06:58,170 --> 00:06:59,796 You could just put that down. 124 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,923 You only lookin' at it for the bad news. 125 00:07:02,799 --> 00:07:04,259 That's all there is. 126 00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:08,638 Okay. That's not true. See, look, here. 127 00:07:09,264 --> 00:07:11,933 There is... Okay, that's a tornado, so... 128 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:15,770 That is bad. Riots, bad. 129 00:07:16,188 --> 00:07:19,399 Ooh! Look, here, see? "Mine collapses." 130 00:07:20,025 --> 00:07:23,695 Right. Well, Speed Jaxon. You love Speed Jaxon. 131 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:25,906 He is a soldier, like you. 132 00:07:25,989 --> 00:07:28,325 He is strong and fast, just like you are, 133 00:07:28,408 --> 00:07:30,243 and he KOs Nazis, just like you will. 134 00:07:31,328 --> 00:07:32,954 I'm not like Speed Jaxon. 135 00:07:35,207 --> 00:07:36,958 He's not afraid of anything. 136 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:40,295 Okay, you know I love you naked, 137 00:07:40,378 --> 00:07:45,800 but, um, you know, what I gotta do to get you back to yourself... 138 00:07:45,884 --> 00:07:46,885 - No. - Okay. 139 00:07:50,096 --> 00:07:52,766 You know, I've been thinking 140 00:07:52,849 --> 00:07:55,685 that I should leave Mrs. Berry and go work at the factory with Max... 141 00:07:55,769 --> 00:07:56,603 No, no. 142 00:07:56,686 --> 00:08:00,607 We gonna be, uh, making screws and wing plane parts... 143 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:02,108 No, baby! 144 00:08:04,569 --> 00:08:05,737 I said no. 145 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:09,658 It's not safe. 146 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:15,247 We just got this house and I ain't losing it. 147 00:08:19,084 --> 00:08:22,087 So this is just what has to happen. Okay? 148 00:08:24,422 --> 00:08:25,757 Now, why don't you put on a shirt? 149 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:28,843 Or sleeve of a shirt? 150 00:08:30,387 --> 00:08:31,638 Just the left one? 151 00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:36,685 [Maybelle] Road trip! 152 00:08:36,768 --> 00:08:38,311 [all cheering] 153 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:40,188 [rockabilly music playing] 154 00:08:46,069 --> 00:08:47,237 [Carson] So, Johnson's number three. 155 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,114 She's always going for the high ones. 156 00:08:49,197 --> 00:08:50,031 Mmm. 157 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:51,241 It's a whole thing. 158 00:08:51,366 --> 00:08:53,618 Have you been writing down every play from every game? 159 00:08:53,702 --> 00:08:56,454 Hmm. Every pitch. She's practically compulsive. 160 00:08:56,538 --> 00:08:58,290 Oh. Can I see? 161 00:08:58,373 --> 00:09:01,334 It's just something I've been doin' since I was a kid. Um... 162 00:09:02,502 --> 00:09:06,006 Yeah, so the cleanup, I think her name is Simmons, 163 00:09:06,089 --> 00:09:09,384 she always swings on the first pitch, no matter what. 164 00:09:09,718 --> 00:09:13,722 Wow. Can we show these to Terri? She's gonna need the help. 165 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:17,892 Oh, Coach, I'm... My arm's loose again. I can pitch. 166 00:09:17,976 --> 00:09:19,019 That would be great. 167 00:09:19,102 --> 00:09:21,855 I mean, not that Terri's bad. She's got great off-speed stuff. But... 168 00:09:21,938 --> 00:09:23,189 Come on, Dove, please. 169 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:26,067 Hey, you know why they still talk about that stupid bird I killed? 170 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:29,612 Because I didn't play long enough to have any other story. 171 00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:32,490 I blew my arm out. I don't want that for you, okay? 172 00:09:32,574 --> 00:09:33,700 You get me? 173 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:35,285 [sighs] 174 00:09:35,368 --> 00:09:37,454 I'm just trying to help her out. 175 00:09:37,537 --> 00:09:39,247 - Yeah. - Let me see. 176 00:09:39,539 --> 00:09:43,335 A big squiggle is a curve and a little squiggle is a sinker? 177 00:09:43,418 --> 00:09:46,963 Uh, yeah, like, this system wasn't really meant to be seen by anybody else. 178 00:09:47,422 --> 00:09:50,133 - No, I think I got the hang of it. - [Carson] Okay. 179 00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:53,386 We're gonna give you this one, but it's an ugly one. 180 00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:55,138 - Ew. - Sorry. 181 00:09:56,139 --> 00:09:57,098 Mmm. 182 00:09:57,349 --> 00:09:58,683 [whispering indistinctly] 183 00:10:00,852 --> 00:10:03,104 Yes, yes. An excellent idea. 184 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:08,860 Ladies. Ladies, at Mrs. Shaw's suggestion, 185 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:11,404 and in the interest of collegiality, 186 00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:14,908 we will be changing up the room assignments on this trip. 187 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:16,785 Lupe and Esti. 188 00:10:16,868 --> 00:10:18,787 Wow, how absolutely random! 189 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,997 - Shirley and Jo. - Girl! 190 00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:23,958 Greta and, mmm... 191 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:26,294 Maybelle, Carson and Jess. 192 00:10:26,378 --> 00:10:28,213 Almost got lucky that time. 193 00:10:28,296 --> 00:10:29,589 [women laughing] 194 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:35,136 [all singing] ♪ And his daughter Clementine ♪ 195 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:38,473 ♪ Oh, my darling Oh, my darling ♪ 196 00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:40,683 ♪ Oh, my darling, Clementine ♪♪ 197 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,019 I mean, I don't think that you should room with Jo because, I mean, 198 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:45,271 she wears this perfume sometimes and it affects me. 199 00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:46,523 - It gives me a headache. - Ugh. 200 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:48,900 And I know how much more sensitive you are to that stuff. 201 00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:52,278 It's probably aftershave, if you know what I mean? 202 00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:55,657 So, that would be amazing if you would switch. 203 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,617 - Yeah. Definitely. - Thank you. 204 00:10:57,951 --> 00:11:00,078 I just, I don't wanna hurt Jess's feelings. 205 00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:04,624 Oh, my goodness! What if you ask Maybelle to switch with Jo? 206 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,252 No, no, that doesn't work. 207 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:10,046 Because then Greta and Jo'll be together, 208 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,674 and I do think it's really important to promote collegiality. 209 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:16,094 - I could not agree more. - Yeah. What are we going to do? 210 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:19,013 We could put Jo with Jess and you with Greta. 211 00:11:19,764 --> 00:11:23,351 Oh, my God! Shirley! I didn't even think of that. 212 00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:27,147 - I never thought of that. - It just... I thought of it just really quickly. 213 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:30,191 - Smart! - Okay, um, I'll go talk to Jo. 214 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,776 - Okay. - I want you safe. 215 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:33,319 - Okay. - Okay. I got you. 216 00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:34,571 - All right. - Okay. 217 00:11:34,654 --> 00:11:37,449 ♪ In a cavern In a canyon ♪ 218 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:40,493 ♪ Excavating for a mine ♪ 219 00:11:40,702 --> 00:11:44,038 ♪ Dwelt a miner forty-niner ♪ 220 00:11:44,205 --> 00:11:47,000 ♪ And his daughter Clementine ♪ 221 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,628 ♪ Oh, my darling Oh, my darling ♪♪ 222 00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:52,464 Quickly, quickly, ladies! 223 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:55,383 Everyone grab your things and let's be off. 224 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:58,386 - Okay. - So, between my allergies and a spirit of collegiality, 225 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,305 it just makes sense for you to room with Carson. 226 00:12:00,388 --> 00:12:02,765 Well, if Sarge says it's okay, that's fine. 227 00:12:02,849 --> 00:12:04,559 - So understanding. - Of course. 228 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:06,436 - [man] Ladies, your bags. - Thanks. 229 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:09,522 [church bell ringing] 230 00:12:12,442 --> 00:12:13,485 Yes! 231 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,947 This is a funny-looking hotel! 232 00:12:18,031 --> 00:12:20,825 The motel only had room for Coach Porter. 233 00:12:20,909 --> 00:12:24,579 But they were happy to rent us rooms here. Adventure, ladies! 234 00:12:25,163 --> 00:12:27,207 [Ana] Oh, if my mother could see me now. 235 00:12:27,749 --> 00:12:29,417 - Welcome. - Hello, Sister. 236 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:34,297 While you are here at our Blessed Sacrament, you must be silent, 237 00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:38,009 except for words of prayer or service. 238 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:39,260 Follow me. 239 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:42,180 [Jo] Guys, guys, guys. 240 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:46,976 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, but please let me kick ass tomorrow. 241 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,811 - Amen. - [women chuckling] 242 00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:53,233 What are you so happy about? 243 00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:57,695 Uh, [stammering] I've never been in a convent before. 244 00:12:57,779 --> 00:13:00,490 And I love God. 245 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:01,950 Me, too. 246 00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:04,410 Big fan, yeah. Let me show you around. 247 00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:13,503 I'm impressed, Shaw. This... Ooh! 248 00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:22,971 Sorry. 249 00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:25,682 - Sorry. Was that too much? - No, no, no, I'm sorry. 250 00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:28,184 I... I want your hand there. I want your hand there. 251 00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:29,477 - You do? - Yeah, I do. 252 00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:30,895 - Go, go, go. - Okay. Okay. 253 00:13:30,979 --> 00:13:31,854 Okay. 254 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,277 Whoa. Okay. 255 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,903 No. Why did you stop? 256 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,030 Because you're not breathing. 257 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,075 Sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me. 258 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,411 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 259 00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:47,704 [sighs] 260 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:51,040 You thinking about Charlie? 261 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:55,545 No. I just... I'm messing this up. I'm messin' it up. 262 00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:56,838 No, you're not. 263 00:13:57,338 --> 00:14:00,091 Listen, we have all night, and tomorrow. 264 00:14:01,009 --> 00:14:02,051 Yeah. Okay. 265 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:03,761 Plus, I'm a little hungry. 266 00:14:04,846 --> 00:14:05,888 I'm hungry, too. 267 00:14:05,972 --> 00:14:08,266 We could go see if nuns like snacks. 268 00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:10,768 They got to. 269 00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:13,021 [religious music playing] 270 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:15,064 Hey. How'd you get those? 271 00:14:15,607 --> 00:14:17,567 I said they were for my brother. 272 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:20,612 Oh, yeah? How many brothers you got? 273 00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:21,529 A lot. 274 00:14:21,863 --> 00:14:22,739 [speaking Spanish] Oh, girl, 275 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:25,575 why do you always have to be in such a bad mood? 276 00:14:25,992 --> 00:14:28,202 If I don't play, I'm not useful. 277 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,331 Do you think they'll kick me out? And then what? 278 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,876 You can always go home, right? And come back whenever you want. 279 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:36,836 You're such a child! 280 00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:42,216 Oh, come on! Jo's no queer! She's my roommate! 281 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:46,095 Mmm. My mother said never trust a woman who loves a sandwich. 282 00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:51,017 Hmm. You know, she does talk an awful lot about Katharine Hepburn in pants. 283 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,769 My rabbi said it spreads. 284 00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:57,273 One day you're walking around liking men, and then the next... lobotomy. 285 00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:59,150 - Oh! - It's the only cure. 286 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:00,902 [both laughing] 287 00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:04,489 And it turns out that confession is not actually confidential. 288 00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:05,448 - No. - I know. 289 00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:06,532 It should be. 290 00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:09,243 Well, that's why Jo can never go back to Massachusetts. 291 00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,037 [both laughing] 292 00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:14,499 You're really beautiful, you know that? 293 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:17,251 - No, you are. Just take it. - No. 294 00:15:17,335 --> 00:15:19,629 Yeah, especially when you're eating that sausage. 295 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,631 - Thank you. - Ooh! 296 00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:28,054 Okay, remember when we first kissed? 297 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,099 - Hmm. - [both chuckle] 298 00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:33,601 Why did you leave with that guy? 299 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:38,523 Whenever I'm starting something new with someone, 300 00:15:38,606 --> 00:15:41,859 I always like to make sure that I'm seen on a man's arm. 301 00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:44,821 - That makes sense? - Yeah. 302 00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:48,825 It's just one of the rules that I have to keep myself safe. 303 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:53,621 So, you've done this... 304 00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:56,499 a lot? 305 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:02,338 Were the other women also married? 306 00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:04,507 A lot of 'em were. 307 00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:08,761 It can actually help with the marriages. 308 00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:11,055 Makes what they do with their husbands a little more fun. 309 00:16:14,642 --> 00:16:17,645 I guess I have this feeling that there's this line, 310 00:16:18,396 --> 00:16:23,735 that if I cross it, I won't be able to go back. 311 00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:27,280 You will, though. 312 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:32,410 And September will be coming soon and you'll go back with Charlie, 313 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,830 and Jo and I will be in California. 314 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:41,210 And we will just be so glad that we had this little... 315 00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,547 adventure. 316 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,924 - Yeah. - Yeah. 317 00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:49,302 [sighs] 318 00:16:58,311 --> 00:17:00,521 I just... I don't know what to do. 319 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:04,984 He's not even clipping his toenails, and he usually loves that. 320 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,944 He does? Gross. 321 00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:11,073 Yeah. Guess I didn't realize how weird that was. 322 00:17:13,326 --> 00:17:15,495 What if we did a double date? 323 00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:18,247 You and Guy. Me and Gary. 324 00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:22,293 You could tell him I'm nervous about it, and that you wanna keep things cool. 325 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:26,964 I'm sorry. Are you and Gary in double-date territory already? 326 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,884 I didn't realize that was a specific territory, 327 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:33,221 but he's sweet, and doesn't think I'm weird, so... Yeah. 328 00:17:33,304 --> 00:17:34,722 Yay! 329 00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:37,809 Anyways, Guy doesn't even need to leave the house. 330 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,769 Gary and I'll come over. I'll even cook. 331 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:42,730 Okay. It's not bad enough the guy has to go to war? No. 332 00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,649 [gasps] But Guy can cook. 333 00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:47,276 He loves that. It always brings him back to himself. 334 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,153 Kinda like, you know, drawing does for me. 335 00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:50,321 Looks like Grandma came to visit. 336 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,365 Well, looky here. 337 00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:54,325 You read the new Captain America? 338 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:58,871 No. Speed Jaxon is, like, ten times more real than Captain America. 339 00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:01,666 If by real you mean incredibly boring, just like you. 340 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:03,584 Your face is boring! Let's go. 341 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:08,339 - Can you believe he called us "boring"? - Us? He said you. 342 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:09,674 Yeah, well, I might be boring, 343 00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:12,426 but my borin' ass has got a job. What you got? 344 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,680 We goin' to work. We got a date. 345 00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:17,723 [Max] You can do this, Clance. 346 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,518 Can I? These women's arms are gigantic. 347 00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:24,105 Oh, my God! Cheryl! Thank God. Cheryl's here. 348 00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:25,773 Good to see you. 349 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,483 Dumb as a rock. 350 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,278 She once called my house to ask for my number. 351 00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:32,113 If she can do this, I definitely can. 352 00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:33,114 [metal grinding] 353 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,492 It's so loud! We should get desks next to each other. 354 00:18:36,659 --> 00:18:38,369 - We'll see. - Mm-hmm. 355 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:41,038 I thought you said that it was mostly white guys here. 356 00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:42,832 - [Max] It was. - Chapman, right? 357 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:43,749 Yeah? 358 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,961 You're in charge of your section now. Show the new girls what to do. 359 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,671 I don't want anyone losin' a limb. 360 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,464 Uh, wait, Jim Fowkes is my boss. 361 00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:52,300 Not anymore. He quit and I'm here. 362 00:18:53,384 --> 00:18:54,427 He quit? 363 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:57,430 He quit. 364 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,391 Clance! Clance, he quit. This is it. This is my shot. 365 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:03,269 Are people losin' limbs here? 'Cause I can't afford that. 366 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:07,148 No, listen. Jim Fowkes is gone. Which means that they need a starter. 367 00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:08,733 - Max? - Yeah. 368 00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,318 This is what you wanted! 369 00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:11,319 [both squealing] 370 00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:14,405 Okay, okay, okay. Uh, I'm gonna go find the coach. Cover for me. 371 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,448 How? 372 00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:16,699 Wha... 373 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:23,039 Hi. I'm Clance. I just started here, so, uh... 374 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,375 What do we do? 375 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,502 What is that thing? 376 00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:30,713 [rhythmical jazz music playing] 377 00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:39,388 Heard you're a man down, Coach. 378 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:43,476 [sighs] The Gunnite Factory poached Fowkes. Dirty move. 379 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,103 Well, you know where to look for his replacement. 380 00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:47,688 [men chuckle] 381 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:50,441 I'm late for a meeting. 382 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:54,570 - Where are we going? - Jesus, kid, can you give it a rest? 383 00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:58,407 No. I can't. But once you see me pitch, you'll understand why. 384 00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,993 Until then, I'mma just keep showin' up. 385 00:20:01,077 --> 00:20:03,245 On the field. At your office. 386 00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:05,122 - Even at your house if I have to. - [scoffs] 387 00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,500 And giving me a shot is gonna be a lot easier than explaining to your wife. 388 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,669 - why I'm in the yard. - Jesus, fine. 389 00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:13,089 Come see me after practice Thursday. I'll check out your stuff. 390 00:20:13,631 --> 00:20:14,674 Yes, sir. 391 00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:16,968 [jazz music playing] 392 00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:22,181 [announcer] It's been all Peaches today 393 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,350 as Greta Gill strides to the plate. 394 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:30,523 This is the first of a two-game series here between Rockford and Kenosha. 395 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:32,650 [player] Here we go, Gill! 396 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,068 [announcer] Here's the pitch. 397 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:39,156 Gill gets into one. Boy, she clobbered it. That baby is gone. 398 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:44,203 Cabelle crosses the plate and Gill struts her way home. 399 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,665 - Nice hit. - [Greta] Thanks. 400 00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:51,752 - Hey. - Hey. 401 00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:55,381 Great job, kid. I'm proud of you. 402 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,299 Aw. [chuckles] 403 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,260 What's going on with him? 404 00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:01,178 Let's go, Shaw! 405 00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:02,930 [announcer] Shaw stands in at the plate. 406 00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:05,182 [Dove] Keep it goin'. 407 00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:08,561 She hammers it deep into left field. 408 00:21:09,145 --> 00:21:10,771 She's rounding first. 409 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,482 And she'll pull up into second with a stand-up double. 410 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:17,987 De Luca steps up to the plate now and kisses her arm for good luck. 411 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,741 [Alan] Dove! Dove, get over here! 412 00:21:22,575 --> 00:21:24,535 [Dove] Look, I'm sorry you found out this way. 413 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,746 [Alan] Seriously? You've got to be kidding. 414 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:27,955 [Dove] Settle down. 415 00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:29,790 - [announcer] Here's the pitch. - What the hell? 416 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,752 [announcer] Fly ball to centerfield. 417 00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:35,880 - And Shaw is frozen. - Carson, run! 418 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:38,340 - [announcer] It looks like a double for De Luca. - [Jo] Carson, go! 419 00:21:38,424 --> 00:21:40,301 - Oh, shit. - [announcer] Now Shaw runs. 420 00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:43,179 She rounds third. And... 421 00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:44,138 Safe! 422 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:45,347 [announcer] She is safe at home. 423 00:21:45,431 --> 00:21:47,683 The Comets are getting crushed by the Peaches. 424 00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:49,810 What happened? Where's Dove? 425 00:21:49,894 --> 00:21:52,813 Oh. Beverly said to play the last inning without him. 426 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,692 What? Okay. 427 00:21:57,068 --> 00:22:01,113 Coach Porter requires a few days to tend to a personal matter. 428 00:22:01,197 --> 00:22:02,865 - I saw them fighting. - What does that mean? 429 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:03,783 [speaking Spanish] What did she say? 430 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,868 - [in English] He's dead. - He's not dead, Shirley. We just saw him. 431 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,078 [speaking Spanish] He went. 432 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,037 Dove? 433 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,413 - [blows whistle] - [players gasp] 434 00:22:09,497 --> 00:22:11,457 I don't know anything about the game, 435 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:15,127 so I think it would be prudent for one of you to step in. 436 00:22:15,211 --> 00:22:18,672 Step in as coach? No. There has to be a man somewhere. 437 00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:20,508 - Ugh. - That man who runs the scoreboard. 438 00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:23,636 All right. We're not gonna listen to the scoreboard guy. 439 00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:25,721 It should be Greta. She's already leading us. 440 00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:29,100 Yes. I second that. And she's very tall. You can see her from anywhere. 441 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,936 Fine then. Miss Gill, your team needs you. 442 00:22:32,937 --> 00:22:33,938 No. 443 00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:35,564 - [Beverly] No? - We need Shaw. 444 00:22:35,648 --> 00:22:37,274 - [Jo] Do we? - [Greta] Yeah. 445 00:22:37,358 --> 00:22:39,276 - [players groaning] - She's the right one for the job. 446 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:40,986 Uh, what? 447 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,030 I second. If I may. 448 00:22:43,114 --> 00:22:45,699 She knows everything about baseball, and she already makes the game cards. 449 00:22:45,783 --> 00:22:47,076 - [Greta] That's right. - I don't know... 450 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,703 Uh, I'll do it. I'll take over for Dove. 451 00:22:49,787 --> 00:22:51,580 I know what he's thinking. And I'm already in the dugout. 452 00:22:51,664 --> 00:22:54,416 - [Carson] I don't know. - [Shirley] I don't like that either. It's not right. 453 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,460 The general consensus is not the right energy. 454 00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:57,378 [speaking Spanish] No, no, no, wait. 455 00:22:57,461 --> 00:23:00,131 Now you're telling me that you're going to be the coach here, now? 456 00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:01,090 Yes, of course. 457 00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,007 [laughs] 458 00:23:02,091 --> 00:23:03,300 [speaking English] The child approves, she enjoys it. 459 00:23:03,384 --> 00:23:04,677 She thinks it's fantastic. That's why she's giggling. 460 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,178 - I second Lupe. - Thank you. 461 00:23:06,262 --> 00:23:09,014 [blows whistle] Everybody stop with the seconding. 462 00:23:09,098 --> 00:23:11,058 This is not a democracy. 463 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:15,187 Mrs. Shaw, Miss Garcia, you will take on the task together. 464 00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:18,816 It's just for a few days. We will all survive. 465 00:23:19,692 --> 00:23:20,818 I'm quite sure. 466 00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:23,404 - Okay. - Okay. 467 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,657 [door opens and closes] 468 00:23:30,995 --> 00:23:33,956 I liked watching you break one of your rules today. 469 00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:36,584 - Which one? - To not act close in public. 470 00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,503 You picked me. 471 00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:42,590 Well, the team comes first, right? 472 00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:43,841 Mm-hmm. 473 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,343 How are you and Lupe, um... 474 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,597 [♪ Maxine Weldon: "Chilly Wind"] 475 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,110 I like you confident, Shaw. 476 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,196 Oh, it's "Shaw" still? 477 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:36,101 [announcer] Our own Comets, coached by Barney Ironmouth, 478 00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:40,439 up against the Rockford Peaches, managed by Dove Porter, in absentia, 479 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,025 which I'm sure the married gals can relate to. 480 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,527 So, should we just stick with the lineup? 481 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:47,238 Actually, I think you should go fifth. 482 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:49,365 Jo should go third. She's got a hot bat right now. 483 00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:50,866 Why, thank you! 484 00:24:50,950 --> 00:24:52,618 Carson's got a hot bat too. 485 00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:54,870 No, I think this is a good idea. Jo's bat's hotter. 486 00:24:54,954 --> 00:24:56,956 - Mm-hmm. - And thank you as well, farm girl. 487 00:24:57,039 --> 00:25:00,501 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a temperate Kenosha welcome 488 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:05,547 to the fad that's spreading even faster than fascism. Night baseball! 489 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,384 [crowd cheers] 490 00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:11,470 [Lupe] Anyone see? 491 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,264 [Shirley] No. Not good. 492 00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:15,432 Really not good for me. 493 00:25:16,392 --> 00:25:18,143 I don't like this. I don't like this. 494 00:25:18,394 --> 00:25:21,105 [rockabilly music playing] 495 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:22,940 [crowd cheering] 496 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:27,611 [Jo] I got it. 497 00:25:27,695 --> 00:25:29,321 - [Shirley] You got it? - I got it. 498 00:25:29,405 --> 00:25:30,239 [Shirley] Where is it? 499 00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:32,408 [announcer] De Luca misses an easy pop fly. 500 00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:33,909 - I got spots in my eyes. - [Carson] It's all right. 501 00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:37,788 [announcer] Gonzales is all turned around. 502 00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:39,373 Safe! 503 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:43,168 [announcer] Peaches are off to a rocky start playing their first night game. 504 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,548 The Comets look better than ever. 505 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:49,591 - [bat hits ball] - Oh, come on! 506 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,844 [announcer] Maybe the Peaches need to get their eyes examined. 507 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:53,971 - Wow. What am I even looking at? - [Carson sighs] 508 00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:54,930 We can't see anything. 509 00:25:55,014 --> 00:25:56,849 - What are you guys doing out there, huh? - [Jess] We're trying. 510 00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:58,809 Thought that inning was never gonna end. 511 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:01,520 I don't know how they're playing this well. 512 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,272 They're like bats out there. 513 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:05,316 Yeah, those western small-foots. 514 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:09,570 Ladies, what... You all look drunk out there. 515 00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:11,238 [Jo, scoffs] I wish. 516 00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:14,199 You know, I was looking at the stats, 517 00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:17,119 and the Comets have won every night game they've ever played. 518 00:26:17,453 --> 00:26:19,288 Maybe that's not a coincidence. 519 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:21,999 Don't make accusations you can't prove. 520 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,709 - [bat hits ball] - [crowd applauding] 521 00:26:24,043 --> 00:26:25,878 [announcer] That's an easy out for Kenosha. 522 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:31,258 Okay. Okay. Think. What would Dove do right now? 523 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:33,135 He'd abandon us. 524 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:36,013 It's not helpful right now. Okay? Really. 525 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:38,474 - It's true. - Something isn't right here. 526 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,643 [jazz music playing] 527 00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:47,691 [announcer] The Comets have a five-run lead 528 00:26:47,775 --> 00:26:50,527 - as they bruise the Peaches in the field. - [bat hits ball] 529 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:53,822 - [Jo] Come on, Shirley. - I hate this! I cannot see where it is. 530 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:54,782 Come on, Shirl! 531 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,158 It's so dark! Where is it? 532 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:58,369 - Shirley! So, what... - [announcer] These Peaches look as lost as field mice. 533 00:26:58,452 --> 00:26:59,745 Turn right! Come on! 534 00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:01,705 Whose right? My right or your right? 535 00:27:01,789 --> 00:27:03,332 [Esti, speaking Spanish] To your right! Right! 536 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:04,792 [In English] She's coming home! 537 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,668 Ugh! I hate this. 538 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,546 Safe! 539 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,382 [crowd cheering] 540 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,724 - [Carson] Lu, the light. - [Lupe] Yeah, okay. 541 00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:22,184 What is going on? 542 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:25,854 Oh, hey, whoa. Excuse me. You cannot have ten players on the field. 543 00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,898 - I'm the coach. We are. - Yeah. Us. 544 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:30,275 Yeah, and they're clearly cheating. They're turning off one of the lights. 545 00:27:30,442 --> 00:27:32,778 Miss, you don't wanna be making those accusations 546 00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:35,447 against a veteran of the Battle of Dogger Bank. 547 00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:38,033 Well, I don't know what Dogger Bank is, 548 00:27:38,117 --> 00:27:40,786 but I do know that they're turning off left field when we're not at bat. 549 00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:44,832 Marty. The Mayor told us to limit our electricity. For the war. 550 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:48,252 - We serve when we conserve. - Well, if it's for the war... 551 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:49,211 [Barney] Definitely. 552 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,673 Sorry, the Mayor called you to turn off one light for the war? 553 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,800 - [umpire] That's a good question. - Just one? 554 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:58,345 In battles like Dogger Bank, little things can make a big difference. 555 00:27:58,429 --> 00:28:02,141 Okay. My husband is in the war that's now. 556 00:28:02,224 --> 00:28:07,020 - Right now. - Okay? And if he was here, he would say... 557 00:28:07,646 --> 00:28:09,314 - What would he say? - That... 558 00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:13,652 fairness and its cousin, freedom, 559 00:28:15,154 --> 00:28:20,451 shine way brighter than, than, than that light would 560 00:28:20,534 --> 00:28:21,869 if you put it on. 561 00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:27,458 - [umpire] What? - [Barney] I don't get it. 562 00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:28,584 Yeah. 563 00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:31,628 - Well, I... - But the rulebook does clearly say 564 00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:36,341 that for night games the condition of the illumination cannot change midway. 565 00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:39,052 So either the light comes back on, 566 00:28:39,136 --> 00:28:40,762 or we have to start this whole thing back over. 567 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:41,763 Yes. 568 00:28:41,847 --> 00:28:44,558 I gotta get home in time for Mister District Attorney. 569 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:47,811 So, you know, turn the light back on. [clears throat] 570 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:51,565 - It's gonna take a minute to warm up. - Thank you. 571 00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:52,691 [Barney] I don't believe it. 572 00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:55,986 - You read the rulebook? - Yeah, I've had a lot of time on the bench. 573 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:58,655 Well, we're still way behind. We gotta back foot 'em. 574 00:28:58,739 --> 00:28:59,615 Yeah. 575 00:29:00,282 --> 00:29:01,366 Okay. 576 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:02,993 [inaudible] 577 00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:06,955 They play dirty, we're gonna play fuckin' filthy. 578 00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:09,124 Damn, Shaw. 579 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,251 You know... 580 00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:12,753 [announcer] Top of the fifth inning. 581 00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:15,130 Let's see if the Comets can hold the Peaches here. 582 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,673 [rhythmical music playing] 583 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:18,217 - You think she should... - Yeah, she should... 584 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,259 Yeah. 585 00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:26,141 [announcer] Gonzales with a huge lead. And the Peaches are running. 586 00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:30,437 The throw from home, over third base, into left field. 587 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:33,732 Gonzales rounds third. She's coming home. 588 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:37,569 - Here's the throw. She slides. And she's safe. - Safe! 589 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:39,905 - [all cheering] - [announcer] These Peaches are running wild. 590 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:44,576 Top of the seventh, and the Peaches are up one run, 591 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:46,495 leading the Comets eight to seven. 592 00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,795 And the pitch. And it's another steal. 593 00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:57,130 Cabelle is running. Can she make it? 594 00:29:57,214 --> 00:29:59,508 - [umpire] Safe! - [announcer] It's another steal for the Peaches. 595 00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:00,968 [all cheering] 596 00:30:04,638 --> 00:30:06,139 Coach isn't happy. 597 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:10,018 He said there's a gentlemen's agreement about not stealing. 598 00:30:10,102 --> 00:30:13,188 Oh. Well, maybe that's the problem, Deborah. 599 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:15,816 We don't seem to have any gentlemen left. 600 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:17,776 You have a good night. 601 00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:26,493 [players chatting excitedly] 602 00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,454 [Jess] Two, three... 603 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:33,667 All right. So we're two games behind the Comets, 604 00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:35,752 three behind the Blue Sox. 605 00:30:36,712 --> 00:30:38,338 You know what I think? 606 00:30:39,131 --> 00:30:43,635 If we beat the Sox tomorrow, we're gonna win this whole thing. 607 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,180 Guess we better beat them then. 608 00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:49,099 I like this confidence, Lu. 609 00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:51,059 [all chatting excitedly] 610 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:54,855 Just a bunch of idiots. 611 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:03,614 Hey, um, is it okay if I sit here? 612 00:31:09,161 --> 00:31:10,704 - We did it. - Yeah. 613 00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:16,418 Thanks for believing in me. 614 00:31:17,461 --> 00:31:20,172 I don't know if anyone's ever done that before. 615 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,341 [dreamy instrumental music playing] 616 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:24,009 The pleasure's all mine. 617 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:40,942 [intense music playing] 618 00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:42,653 [crowd cheering] 619 00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:46,031 [announcer] Monte Irvin takes the plate as Chapman centers herself. 620 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,368 I don't think he knows what she's about to give him. 621 00:31:52,204 --> 00:31:54,247 [exhales] 622 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,876 Here's the windup. 623 00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:01,672 And the pitch. 624 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,965 Are you trying to start World War III? 625 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,051 Gotta get ready. 626 00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:08,136 Ready? For what? 627 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:11,264 - I'm throwing for Coach Vance on Thursday. - No. 628 00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:13,183 - Really? - Yeah. 629 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:17,813 Well, I don't think this wall can take too much more of your fastball, so, uh... 630 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:20,649 All right, then. 631 00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:21,983 [laughs] 632 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:37,666 [grunts] 633 00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:39,251 God, take it easy. 634 00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:42,087 [giggles] Sorry. Forgot you're an old man. 635 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:43,880 [laughs sarcastically] 636 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:45,382 So, what'd you think? 637 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:47,300 Well, you definitely got the heat. 638 00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:50,554 Come on. There's gotta be something. 639 00:32:51,221 --> 00:32:56,268 I don't think this old man has anything left to teach you, except how to celebrate. 640 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:57,644 Come on. 641 00:32:57,728 --> 00:32:59,479 You think of a nickname yet? 642 00:33:01,148 --> 00:33:03,400 How about "Action" Chapman, huh? 643 00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:05,444 - We can do better. - You think so? 644 00:33:05,527 --> 00:33:06,903 - Yeah. - Or... 645 00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:09,865 "Chargin'" Chapman. 646 00:33:10,282 --> 00:33:11,366 [motorcycle revving] 647 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:13,201 - We're getting warmer. - [Toni] You just get on out of here then. 648 00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:15,412 You can't just show up out of nowhere. 649 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:21,168 Mom, are you okay? Who was that? 650 00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,378 - Nobody. - It was your Aunt Bertie. 651 00:33:23,462 --> 00:33:25,422 - Edgar. - She's gonna find out. 652 00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:28,842 - Wait. Aunt Bertie's in town? - Been stayin' down at the Flats for a while now. 653 00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,595 What is goin' on? 654 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:33,847 No more throwing baseballs on my ad. 655 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:37,184 I paid good money for that wall and you're making it look ragged. 656 00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:47,652 [soft jazz playing] 657 00:33:47,736 --> 00:33:51,865 [Clance] I thought he was goin' to take me to some fancy spot. I was so excited. 658 00:33:51,948 --> 00:33:56,328 And then this fool leads me to his mama's front porch. 659 00:33:56,411 --> 00:33:58,079 Hell he did. No, he didn't. 660 00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:01,583 And gives me a hand-written menu 661 00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:05,212 - with the words "Guy's Cafe" on it. - Guy's Cafe. 662 00:34:05,295 --> 00:34:08,340 I almost left. I thought, "This cheap-ass mother..." 663 00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:12,219 But then, then, I tasted his pork. 664 00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:13,220 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, my God. 665 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:15,722 - She moaned so loud, my mama burst out. - [all laughing] 666 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:19,601 - Thought I brought home a loose woman. - Oh, my God! 667 00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:23,188 I'm sorry, but I felt that pork down to my toes. 668 00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:24,105 - Mm-hmm. - [Clancy] Oh! 669 00:34:24,189 --> 00:34:27,526 - Mmm. - I swear to God, I fell in love with him right then and there. 670 00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:28,985 Me too, baby. 671 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:32,614 All right, well, let's say grace. 672 00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:38,745 Dear Lord, thank you for family, friends, and food. 673 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:42,123 - Amen. - [all] Amen! 674 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:43,375 Amen. 675 00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:46,837 Guess this will be the last time I make this. 676 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,130 [Clancy] Stop it. No. 677 00:34:49,214 --> 00:34:51,633 - Okay, you gone make this good pork again. - [Gary] Mmm! 678 00:34:52,175 --> 00:34:54,386 - This is good. - Yeah, you like that. 679 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:55,762 What, you gonna fall in love with Guy too now? 680 00:34:55,846 --> 00:34:58,181 - Hands off. He's mine. - Mm-hmm. All yours. 681 00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:00,225 - [Clancy] Mm-hmm. - [Clancy and Guy kissing] 682 00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:01,601 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 683 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:03,353 - Don't be embarrassing. - What's wrong? 684 00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:06,481 - What's wrong? What? - I'm sorry. This just doesn't happen. 685 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:09,192 [Guy] All right, now, um, let me give you some advice. 686 00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:11,570 You'll never understand what these two are saying to each other, 687 00:35:11,653 --> 00:35:13,780 - and you just have to accept that. - [Gary chuckles] 688 00:35:13,864 --> 00:35:15,448 - I can live with that. - Yeah, we'll see. 689 00:35:15,532 --> 00:35:16,867 - [all chuckle] - See, he's perfect. 690 00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:18,410 [Gary] I don't know about perfect. 691 00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:22,289 So, how you two enjoying the factory life so far? 692 00:35:22,372 --> 00:35:23,665 - I love it. - It's different. 693 00:35:23,748 --> 00:35:25,000 You love it? 694 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,376 Yeah. 695 00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:30,213 I just like making things. The big machines. 696 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:33,633 I always kinda liked doing something over and over till you get better at it. 697 00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,176 That make sense? 698 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,595 - Sure. - Like baseball? 699 00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:40,056 Oh, my God. Max isn't bringing up baseball tonight, for once. 700 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:42,601 - Why the hell do you have to? - Well, actually... 701 00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:45,854 I was gonna save this till after dessert, but I have some news. 702 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,816 I'm trying out to be the new pitcher tomorrow. 703 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:51,026 Yes, you are. 704 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:53,445 I thought you were gonna be the new pitcher, Gary? 705 00:35:53,528 --> 00:35:54,613 What? 706 00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:57,073 Oh, shit. 707 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:00,452 - Max, I had no idea. - I'm sorry, Gary, I messed up. 708 00:36:00,535 --> 00:36:02,537 - You know I would've told you. - I forgot you told me not to tell. 709 00:36:02,621 --> 00:36:05,248 - My allegiance is to you. - I've just been going through so much in my head. 710 00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:06,458 No. 711 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:09,294 No, no, Coach said Thursday. 712 00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:11,630 He offered it to me yesterday. 713 00:36:14,007 --> 00:36:16,718 - What was I supposed to do, turn it down? - This is my dream. 714 00:36:16,801 --> 00:36:19,012 Yeah, well, it's my dream, too. 715 00:36:21,056 --> 00:36:21,890 No. 716 00:36:22,557 --> 00:36:24,726 [Clance] Max. Max. 717 00:36:26,603 --> 00:36:27,646 - [door opens] - [Gary] Maxine. 718 00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:29,606 You gonna give those damn Germans our coordinates, ain't you? 719 00:36:29,689 --> 00:36:30,649 [door closes] 720 00:36:32,275 --> 00:36:34,611 Maxine. I should've told you. 721 00:36:34,694 --> 00:36:35,946 So, why didn't you? 722 00:36:36,029 --> 00:36:37,864 Because I knew you'd get upset. 723 00:36:37,948 --> 00:36:40,033 You know I want this just as bad as you do. 724 00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:42,077 - If you actually paid attention to me. - Oh, not even half as bad. 725 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,495 I'm a better pitcher than you, and you know it. 726 00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:45,497 That's why you didn't tell me. Tell the truth. 727 00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:47,707 You're not on the team. I am. 728 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:50,502 The men's baseball team. 729 00:36:50,585 --> 00:36:52,837 Why is this the only thing that matters to you? 730 00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:54,297 Because it is. 731 00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:56,591 [scoffs] Yeah. 732 00:36:59,761 --> 00:37:02,973 I thought I was finally gonna get to kiss you tonight. 733 00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:07,644 We could be like them. 734 00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:12,691 We will never be like them. 735 00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:19,823 [Toni] ...work in the salon and focus. 736 00:37:19,906 --> 00:37:21,241 [Edgar] Yeah, but she doesn't wanna work in the salon. 737 00:37:21,324 --> 00:37:22,826 [Toni] It doesn't matter what she wants. 738 00:37:22,909 --> 00:37:24,995 The baseball isn't working out, is it? 739 00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:26,705 [Edgar] You gotta give the woman a little bit of hope. 740 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:29,040 [Toni] Oh, pshh. I mean, I can't believe you. 741 00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:31,376 Playing around with her outside like that. 742 00:37:31,459 --> 00:37:32,961 [Edgar] You had a dream, didn't you? 743 00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:35,630 Why can't she? Why can't she just try just a little bit longer? 744 00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:39,592 It's not the same thing. It's not a actual dream. 745 00:37:40,135 --> 00:37:41,428 [Edgar] It all comes back to Bertie, doesn't it? 746 00:37:41,511 --> 00:37:43,638 [Toni] Oh, you're the one who's always bringing her into it. 747 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:46,558 [Edgar] No, you do, every time you look at our daughter. 748 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:49,102 You need to stop with all this queer talk. 749 00:37:49,185 --> 00:37:53,523 [Toni] Look at me and tell me that you don't think that she could turn into an invert? 750 00:37:54,232 --> 00:37:57,110 Can you tell me that? No. I've been through this. 751 00:37:57,193 --> 00:38:00,447 I've been through it with my sister, and I'm not gonna have my daughter do this. 752 00:38:00,530 --> 00:38:02,282 And I need your support on this right now, Edgar. 753 00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:04,451 [Edgar] What if your daughter is an invert? What you gonna do? 754 00:38:04,534 --> 00:38:06,119 [Toni] Oh, the first thing she's gonna do... 755 00:38:10,665 --> 00:38:12,250 [Greta] Hear ye, hear ye. 756 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:16,796 If you want to slug like De Luca, ya gotta kiss the arm of De Luca. 757 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,424 That's right. Step right up! Step right up! 758 00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:23,011 De Luca's famous arm open for kisses. 759 00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:24,637 Yeah. 760 00:38:24,721 --> 00:38:25,847 [chuckles] 761 00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:29,642 Okay, I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say this. 762 00:38:29,726 --> 00:38:32,854 I think Jo is queer. I think she's queer. 763 00:38:32,937 --> 00:38:35,482 - All right. [clears throat] Shirley, just listen... - [Lupe] Hey, Shaw. 764 00:38:35,565 --> 00:38:36,649 - Hey. - I need you. 765 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:39,277 - Okay. Give me one second, please. - Yeah. 766 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,278 - Shirley. - Yeah. 767 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,405 You can't tell anybody this, okay? 768 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:44,032 No one else can know this information. 769 00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:46,993 Me and you are gonna figure this out together, okay? 770 00:38:47,077 --> 00:38:48,161 We'll figure it out together. 771 00:38:48,244 --> 00:38:49,788 - Of course, together. - Okay. Great. 772 00:38:50,246 --> 00:38:52,415 - Yeah, we'll figure it out. - Okay. 773 00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:54,000 - She's queer, though. - No, shh. 774 00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:55,627 Okay. Yeah. 775 00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:57,045 - We'll figure it out. - Okay. Great. 776 00:38:58,213 --> 00:39:00,048 - Hey. Hey. - What's up with your face? 777 00:39:00,131 --> 00:39:01,257 Nothing. I'm good. It's all good. 778 00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:02,342 - You sure? - Yeah. 779 00:39:02,425 --> 00:39:03,384 - You look crazy. - I feel good. 780 00:39:03,468 --> 00:39:06,096 - Okay. Okay, so I have another idea. - Okay. 781 00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:07,639 I'm gonna start for Terri. 782 00:39:08,264 --> 00:39:10,725 - Okay. I... - What? 783 00:39:10,809 --> 00:39:13,478 [Carson] I just think this is, like, a really big decision. 784 00:39:13,561 --> 00:39:16,272 And I think Dove should be here. Maybe we should wait until he's back. 785 00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:18,066 Okay. So it's his call when it's about me, 786 00:39:18,149 --> 00:39:19,776 just not when it's about everything else we're doing? 787 00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:22,821 How are you around every corner? We have it figured out. 788 00:39:23,113 --> 00:39:25,115 - Doesn't sound like you do, Striker. - Okay. 789 00:39:25,198 --> 00:39:28,118 - Why is she the tiebreaker? - She just walked up. I don't know. 790 00:39:28,201 --> 00:39:32,080 I hate to say this, but no one is going to choose you over Carson. 791 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:33,581 Okay. 792 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:34,749 Let's play ball, girls. 793 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:36,459 - Why is that? - Listen. Okay. 794 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:40,255 Lupe, just be patient, okay? 795 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:46,427 Fuck! Fuck! 796 00:39:49,722 --> 00:39:50,890 Did that help? 797 00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:54,727 Yeah. 798 00:39:58,523 --> 00:40:00,358 Standing up for Shaw, huh? 799 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,069 Kinda reminds me how you used to be with Dana. 800 00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:04,779 You jealous, Joey? 801 00:40:05,488 --> 00:40:07,824 No. I'm looking out for you. 802 00:40:08,616 --> 00:40:09,826 Well, lay off. 803 00:40:10,827 --> 00:40:15,039 I'm having fun. Not doing anything wrong. And I'm following the rules. 804 00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,207 [scoffs] Okay, bird. 805 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,627 You might be following the rules, but you're not being careful. 806 00:40:21,421 --> 00:40:22,422 Come on. 807 00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:25,550 [serious instrumental music playing] 808 00:40:26,217 --> 00:40:28,303 [players chatting on field] 809 00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:39,856 Sir, you told me to come out to the field on Thursday, so here I am. 810 00:40:39,939 --> 00:40:42,692 Come on. I was just trying to be nice to you. 811 00:40:46,404 --> 00:40:48,031 Control your girl, Gary! 812 00:40:49,699 --> 00:40:51,910 Maxine, get out of here. 813 00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:54,204 I don't know what you think you're doing, but... 814 00:40:54,287 --> 00:40:58,082 I will bet two weeks' worth of wages that I can out-pitch any man on this team. 815 00:40:58,166 --> 00:40:59,500 [players laughing] 816 00:40:59,584 --> 00:41:01,628 Are you gonna kick her out or not? 817 00:41:03,087 --> 00:41:05,632 Max. Don't. 818 00:41:06,174 --> 00:41:08,301 Why? For you? 819 00:41:16,935 --> 00:41:19,229 [Coach] Fine. Show me what you got. 820 00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:23,983 [rockabilly music playing] 821 00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:25,735 [crowd cheering] 822 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:42,502 [crowd and music stop] 823 00:41:44,462 --> 00:41:45,380 Okay. 824 00:41:47,423 --> 00:41:49,092 [players laughing mockingly] 825 00:41:49,175 --> 00:41:50,385 [exhales] 826 00:41:52,303 --> 00:41:53,221 Okay. 827 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:02,021 [players mocking] 828 00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:03,398 I can do better. 829 00:42:03,481 --> 00:42:04,983 Give her another one. 830 00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:07,568 [sighs] 831 00:42:07,652 --> 00:42:10,196 Okay. Okay. Come on. Come on. 832 00:42:10,989 --> 00:42:12,532 [exhales] 833 00:42:12,991 --> 00:42:14,534 [sound muffles] 834 00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:20,456 [grunts] 835 00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:22,125 [players laughing] 836 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,140 You can keep this, kid. 837 00:42:47,567 --> 00:42:50,236 [Coach] All right. That's it. Let's go. Pick it back up. 838 00:42:54,198 --> 00:42:56,784 [sad instrumental music playing] 839 00:43:14,844 --> 00:43:18,890 Clance. I messed it up, I messed it up so bad. 840 00:43:18,973 --> 00:43:21,601 With the team. I don't know what happened. 841 00:43:21,684 --> 00:43:24,437 I practiced and I went there and I was ready... 842 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,814 Wow. Max? 843 00:43:26,939 --> 00:43:30,526 You really come here to talk baseball to me tonight? 844 00:43:33,529 --> 00:43:35,031 It's Guy's last night? 845 00:43:35,406 --> 00:43:40,078 Oh, my God, Clance. I'm so sorry. I forgot, I was... 846 00:43:41,371 --> 00:43:43,289 I don't... I got wrapped up in... 847 00:43:43,373 --> 00:43:46,542 You know, for a second, I thought... I saw you at the door and I thought 848 00:43:46,626 --> 00:43:49,504 maybe you came here to check in on me, see how I was doing for once. 849 00:43:49,587 --> 00:43:50,797 Clance... 850 00:43:53,174 --> 00:43:56,761 Yeah, it's fine, I just, I can't talk baseball right now. Okay? 851 00:43:56,844 --> 00:43:58,054 Oh, Clance... 852 00:44:05,478 --> 00:44:08,523 Okay, baby. You need to get your shit together. Now. So... 853 00:44:09,357 --> 00:44:10,400 Come on, up. 854 00:44:14,862 --> 00:44:15,863 [sighs] 855 00:44:16,114 --> 00:44:16,948 Okay. 856 00:44:17,615 --> 00:44:18,491 Okay. 857 00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:20,451 Okay. 858 00:44:21,202 --> 00:44:23,079 What are you really afraid of? 859 00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:29,252 I'm afraid of a lot of things. 860 00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:30,920 Like what? 861 00:44:33,965 --> 00:44:36,134 I'm afraid of losing my glasses. 862 00:44:41,681 --> 00:44:43,433 [shudders] 863 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,978 You can say it. 864 00:44:50,148 --> 00:44:51,315 Of dying. 865 00:44:52,525 --> 00:44:53,526 Okay. 866 00:44:53,609 --> 00:44:56,154 - And losing you. - Okay. Okay. 867 00:44:56,237 --> 00:44:59,073 - I don't wanna go, baby. - I know. I know, baby. 868 00:44:59,157 --> 00:45:01,534 I don't know what I'm gonna do without you, baby. 869 00:45:01,617 --> 00:45:02,618 Hey. 870 00:45:03,995 --> 00:45:04,954 Okay. 871 00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:06,664 Okay. 872 00:45:07,665 --> 00:45:10,168 You were right. You are no Speed Jaxon. 873 00:45:10,251 --> 00:45:14,130 But you're different. You are... You are... 874 00:45:14,922 --> 00:45:17,508 - Lieutenant Victory. - [scoffs] 875 00:45:17,967 --> 00:45:21,596 And he... You know what, he is scared because 876 00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:23,681 Speed Jaxon ain't got nothing to lose, 877 00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:27,518 but Lieutenant Victory, he has got this beautiful house 878 00:45:27,602 --> 00:45:29,520 that he worked so hard for. 879 00:45:29,604 --> 00:45:33,774 And his even more beautiful wife that he loves. And... 880 00:45:34,650 --> 00:45:36,736 You know what? Maybe, maybe... 881 00:45:36,819 --> 00:45:42,074 Maybe that fear makes him stronger, and, um, the more he has to lose, 882 00:45:42,158 --> 00:45:46,370 the more stronger his electronic... 883 00:45:47,663 --> 00:45:49,373 - kinetic blasts become. - [laughs] 884 00:45:49,457 --> 00:45:53,920 And they blow that evil alien overlord Zitler out of the water. 885 00:45:54,003 --> 00:45:55,505 And he gets to come home. 886 00:45:55,588 --> 00:45:56,422 [chuckles] 887 00:45:58,174 --> 00:45:59,091 Zitler? 888 00:46:00,092 --> 00:46:01,052 Yeah. 889 00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:04,514 - Like Hitler. But with a "Z." - With a "Z." Got it. 890 00:46:07,308 --> 00:46:08,726 He's gonna come home. 891 00:46:13,356 --> 00:46:15,316 [announcer] Let's see if the Peaches can get out of this inning 892 00:46:15,399 --> 00:46:18,027 without giving up any more runs to the Blue Sox. 893 00:46:20,238 --> 00:46:21,948 [player] There we go, Peaches! 894 00:46:22,031 --> 00:46:23,449 [announcer] Peaches operating today 895 00:46:23,533 --> 00:46:25,284 without master strategist Dove Porter... 896 00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:26,577 Where's Dove? 897 00:46:26,661 --> 00:46:28,704 - Asshole. - ...as they trail the Blue Sox by three 898 00:46:28,788 --> 00:46:30,081 with one out in the bottom of the seventh. 899 00:46:30,164 --> 00:46:32,375 But with speedster Esti on first, 900 00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:34,961 let's see if the Peaches can start a rally. 901 00:46:36,128 --> 00:46:38,923 No, don't. This one knows how to hold them. 902 00:46:44,053 --> 00:46:45,763 [announcer] Gonzalez is stealing? 903 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,349 Oh, the Blue Sox cut her off at second. 904 00:46:48,432 --> 00:46:49,433 Here we go. 905 00:46:51,143 --> 00:46:51,978 Come on, come on, come on. 906 00:46:52,061 --> 00:46:54,981 [announcer] And the throw back to second. She slides, but not in time. 907 00:46:55,064 --> 00:46:56,399 Sloppy call there. 908 00:46:56,482 --> 00:46:58,609 The Peaches are showing their skin without Coach Porter. 909 00:46:58,693 --> 00:47:01,696 - We can't just keep doing the same shit. - Yeah, well, what's your idea? 910 00:47:02,154 --> 00:47:04,407 I don't know. They're better than us. 911 00:47:10,663 --> 00:47:12,248 [crowd groans] 912 00:47:14,083 --> 00:47:16,335 [announcer] It's a rough day here in Rockford. 913 00:47:17,503 --> 00:47:21,299 With the Spanish Striker on the bench, it looks like the Peaches have hit a slump. 914 00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:27,930 Oh! That's another base hit for the Blue Sox. 915 00:47:31,559 --> 00:47:33,185 Peaches taking a moment. 916 00:47:33,477 --> 00:47:34,562 I'm cooked. 917 00:47:35,021 --> 00:47:36,022 I'm going in. 918 00:47:36,314 --> 00:47:37,607 No, you're just gonna get hurt again. 919 00:47:37,690 --> 00:47:38,858 Don't pretend to be worried about me. 920 00:47:38,941 --> 00:47:40,943 - I'm worried about us. - Hey, what's going on? 921 00:47:41,027 --> 00:47:42,028 Hey, kick rocks. 922 00:47:42,111 --> 00:47:44,614 - What is your problem, Striker? - Shut the fuck up, Gill. 923 00:47:44,697 --> 00:47:47,491 - [all arguing] - Everyone shut up! 924 00:47:47,575 --> 00:47:49,493 Things, uh, getting a little heated now. 925 00:47:49,577 --> 00:47:51,078 What could these hens be clucking about? 926 00:47:51,162 --> 00:47:53,748 Okay, listen. I didn't ask for this, but we have to... 927 00:47:53,831 --> 00:47:55,750 Hey, I didn't ask to be bossed around by a fucking hick. 928 00:47:55,833 --> 00:47:57,001 - [Greta] Guys. - I came to play baseball. 929 00:47:57,084 --> 00:47:59,545 Oh, really? 'Cause it seems like you signed to do jack shit for this team. 930 00:47:59,629 --> 00:48:01,756 Oh, really? Because of you. 931 00:48:02,506 --> 00:48:04,133 - Is she serious? - Hey, I didn't do anything to you. 932 00:48:04,216 --> 00:48:05,134 [Greta] Oh, boy. 933 00:48:05,676 --> 00:48:07,345 - Fuckin'... - Hey, guys! 934 00:48:07,428 --> 00:48:08,638 [players exclaiming] Hey! Watch it! 935 00:48:09,305 --> 00:48:10,389 You fucker. 936 00:48:11,057 --> 00:48:12,933 [announcer] Oh! Oh, that's not... 937 00:48:13,017 --> 00:48:15,353 Oh! Nice punch. Oh, boy. 938 00:48:15,686 --> 00:48:18,773 These Peaches have traded their mitts for boxing gloves. 939 00:48:18,856 --> 00:48:19,899 That's gonna hurt. 940 00:48:19,982 --> 00:48:21,400 [Greta] No! 941 00:48:22,443 --> 00:48:24,654 Stop it! Enough! 942 00:48:24,737 --> 00:48:26,447 [booing] 943 00:48:26,864 --> 00:48:28,574 Peaches forfeit. 944 00:48:31,077 --> 00:48:35,790 You put not only yourselves, but the entire league in jeopardy. 945 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:39,335 Oh, I am ashamed of you, Lupe. 946 00:48:39,794 --> 00:48:43,923 Me? [scoffs] Oh, my... What about Shaw? 947 00:48:44,006 --> 00:48:47,510 Well, at least Dove will be back soon and then things will go back to normal. 948 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:51,639 Dove accepted a position coaching for the Orioles. 949 00:48:51,722 --> 00:48:52,723 Wait, what? 950 00:48:52,807 --> 00:48:54,266 - Of course, he did. - He's gone? 951 00:48:54,350 --> 00:48:56,686 I am truly sorry, girls. 952 00:48:57,603 --> 00:49:01,315 Until Mr. Baker can find an appropriate substitute... 953 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,775 [laughs ruefully] 954 00:49:02,858 --> 00:49:04,318 God help us. 955 00:49:04,568 --> 00:49:07,029 [Carson] I thought she was starting to finally take us seriously. 956 00:49:07,113 --> 00:49:10,032 [Maybelle] Well, what's gonna happen now? What do we do now? 957 00:49:11,784 --> 00:49:13,077 [sighs] 958 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,370 - Wait. - What? 959 00:49:14,453 --> 00:49:16,122 - [Carson] Can we just go somewhere and talk? - [Greta] No. 960 00:49:16,497 --> 00:49:19,291 We're home now. We're not in our little room, 961 00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:23,421 and absence makes the heart grow stronger. 962 00:49:24,046 --> 00:49:25,506 It's "fonder." 963 00:49:26,173 --> 00:49:27,258 That too. 964 00:49:27,633 --> 00:49:30,428 [soft instrumental music playing] 965 00:49:52,533 --> 00:49:53,492 Hey. 966 00:49:54,910 --> 00:49:56,078 Hey, um... 967 00:49:57,997 --> 00:49:59,290 What are you doing here? 968 00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:02,918 We need to talk. 969 00:50:06,505 --> 00:50:07,715 About what? 970 00:50:09,216 --> 00:50:11,469 You asked me to forget about what I saw. 971 00:50:12,762 --> 00:50:14,346 But it's still fresh in my mind. 972 00:50:17,099 --> 00:50:19,268 So I need you to do something for me. 973 00:50:19,769 --> 00:50:21,812 Okay. Yeah. Fine. Um... 974 00:50:22,688 --> 00:50:24,899 - What do you need me to do? - Not here. 975 00:50:25,483 --> 00:50:28,319 [rhythmical instrumental music playing]