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[laughter]
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[female voice] When it comes
to grandparents,
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it's always
this charming story of persistence,
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how your grandparents got together.
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You ask your grandma,
"How'd you meet Grandpa?"
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It's always, "I didn't like him at first,
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but he kept turning up
and now we're together."
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And no one ever asks Nana,
"Why didn't you like Grandpa?"
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[whispering] She'd be like,
"I'll tell you something,
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he gave me a real creep vibe."
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"Always looking at me, licking his lips."
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"I didn't like it."
"He made me uncomfortable."
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"But my husband died in the war,
and your grandpa kept showing up."
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"Nine months later,
your uncle Ted was born."
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- [laughter]
- There's a switch in women's brains.
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We're like, "He must love me
if he keeps bothering me."
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"He pulled my hair when I was little,
he obviously loves me."
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Doesn't go the opposite way.
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It's never rewarded for women.
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Instantly,
you're in the creep zone as a girl.
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You text a guy twice, it's like,
"Take it easy, psycho."
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- "What a fucking psycho."
- [laughter]
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What a fucking psycho.
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["Watch Out" by Clintongore plays]
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♪ Go downstairs
See what shit I can stir ♪
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♪ My friends aren't drinkin'
Like they said they were ♪
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♪ Grab a seat by the door ♪
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♪ Look around for someone to come on to... ♪
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Here we are. Charleston.
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[crowd murmuring]
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[cheering]
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[audience] Yeah!
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♪ Watch out, it isn't real desire ♪
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♪ Watch out, it's only more of the same ♪
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♪ Till the day that I finally... ♪
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Here in the Dallas suburbs.
This is called the cheese line.
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♪ At night and wonder
How I can behave this way... ♪
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I farted.
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♪ Watch out I like playin' with fire... ♪
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- What's happening?
- [man] Permission to squeeze...
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[woman] How many hours
have we been on set?
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♪ Finally say goodbye
Lie awake at night... ♪
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[woman] Baby, shots.
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♪ ...how I can behave this way ♪
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- [woman] Thanks, guys.
- [cheering]
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Yeah.
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[woman] That was the third one across.
Numerical prefix...
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♪ Watch out I like playin' with fire... ♪
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[woman] People, move please.
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Seven! Seven! Seven!
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[woman] Over for the week.
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[woman] It is so cold in Syracuse.
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- [woman yelling indistinctly]
- [cheering]
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♪ Goodbye lie awake ♪
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♪ At night and wonder
How I can behave this way ♪
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[music stops]
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You said you'd finish law school
and you didn't, Jack.
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You said you'd open up
your own business, Jack, and you couldn't.
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Let's get serious. You didn't even
finish the dishes this morning, Jack.
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- You think you're smarter than me?
- It's "smarter than I," and I know I am.
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That was great. Thank you.
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[woman snorting, chuckling]
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What's so funny?
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Well, you should list them off quicker.
Right? Like,
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"Didn't finish law school,
didn't open a business."
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"Couldn't even finish the dishes."
Rule of three, do it quickly.
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And we say "Jack" like a billion times.
Is that like, a typo?
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I think the joke is fine.
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Hm. We're using the term "joke" liberally.
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- [woman chuckles]
- You're a stand-up, right? New to acting?
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- No.
- You might be a little old for this.
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- She's supposed to be 35.
- Hm. Yeah.
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I'm 34, so...
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[men groaning]
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[director] Yeesh.
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[man] I think we're good.
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- Thanks for coming in.
- Yeah.
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- Okay...
- [director] Thanks.
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- Thanks so much.
- [director] Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- [door shutting]
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- All right, I just had an idea.
- Yeah?
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What if we change the joke
to what she said?
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That's good. I like it when you say it.
She was rude.
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But you're right.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- Oh my God! Andrea!
- [indistinct rehearsing]
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- Hi, Serrena.
- Hi!
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- Hi.
- Oh, you sounded so good in there.
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- Good luck.
- Thank you.
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- Give me a hug. So good to see you.
- [melodic instrumental music plays]
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- So slumming it in TV?
- Oh my God.
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[Andrea] Know how there's always one girl
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you never want to run into
when you're feeling your worst?
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Or whatever, you know?
Blah, blah.
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Serrena Halstead, one of my faves!
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- Hi!
- Bye, Andrea.
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[Andrea] Serrena and I moved to LA
around the same time.
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When I started doing stand-up,
she got her break in acting.
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And the girl booked everything,
like every show.
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The way she talked
made me wanna rip my ears out.
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I mean, your kids on Insta? Adorbs.
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- So sweet.
- You in the hot suit? Goals. Life goals.
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[Andrea] And I know it's not cool
for women to judge other women,
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but whatever, we all do it.
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Hot Neighbor?
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[Andrea gagging]
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[Andrea] I'm not perfect,
and she's annoying,
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but, [clears throat]
this story isn't about her.
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[Andrea] I was terrible, Margot.
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The network flew me first class
for a five-minute audition,
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and I still bombed.
I'm gonna eat everything on this plane.
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I'm gonna chug a gallon of Cranapple
and chase it with a pound of cookies.
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Wanna know the best part?
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I've been at TSA for 45 minutes
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because the woman in front of me
lost her boarding pass.
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Between check-in and the metal detector,
she managed to lose it.
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Here's an idea: get the app.
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Or get a purse with a padlock on it,
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or a fanny pack,
or don't leave the house.
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You know what it should be?
If you hold up TSA, you're the terrorist.
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[man] Hey. You dropped this.
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Oh, that is humbling.
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[man chuckles]
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[Andrea] If I'm gonna start from
the beginning, I can honestly say that
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the story was not
about love at first sight.
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I thought he looked like
a manager at Brooks Brothers.
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[melodic instrumental music plays]
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Thank you.
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[whispering] Shit.
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What? No, I dropped my, huh, pants.
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[announcer] Flight 1212 to Los Angeles
now boarding. Flight 1212 now boarding.
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[planes taking off]
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[flight attendant bell rings]
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[muffled chatter]
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- Excuse me. May I please have...?
- No, you've already had three juices.
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That's enough.
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[mutters] My God.
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[indistinct conversation]
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Hello.
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"Scaled relative to the severity..."
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Oh. Hi.
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Proportionality.
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Wait, nope. Wait, yes. Rasp-berry. The P.
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- The hidden P. Thank you.
- Hidden P.
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- [man chuckles]
- Hidden P.
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- Oh.
- I'm Dennis, by the way.
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I'm Andrea.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Andrea. Nice to meet you.
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Yeah. Yes, "and you."
Sorry, that's the way a person answers.
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And nice to meet you.
And thank you for the boarding pass.
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I don't know what kind of idiot
loses their boarding pass
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a minute after getting it,
but that was ironic.
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Airports have horrible effects on people.
Bring out the worst.
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I feel like my worst is stuck on
a casting tape somewhere in Midtown.
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[Andrea scoffing]
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Wait, you're a comedian, right?
Andrea Singer.
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- No autographs.
- [laughs] I've seen you before. Cool.
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I'm sorry. I'm in a mood.
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I had the worst audition of my life
and I feel like garbage.
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Well, you know a career in show business
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is an incredibly difficult thing
to accomplish, Andrea.
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- Yes, Dennis, I do know that.
- You should be proud.
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The ratio of self-proclaimed entertainers
to those who make a living entertaining,
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I'd imagine to be
incredibly disproportionate.
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Talk about proportionality.
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This is a valid point.
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- [both chuckle]
- [call bell ringing]
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And what do you do?
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Hedge funds.
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Is that fun?
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It's like acting. You need people
to believe in you to sell your character.
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I need people to believe
that I'd be capable with their money.
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- Are you?
- Depends on how much I've had to drink.
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- [both chuckle]
- No.
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If you speak well
and went to a good school,
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most people will give you their money.
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What? No way.
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Those are reasons
to not trust a person. I don't trust you.
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Excellent decision.
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Your comedic instincts
have served you well.
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- [both laugh]
- [phone buzzing]
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Oh, excuse me.
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[melodic music plays]
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[Dennis] Hello?
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[Andrea] I don't usually talk to people
on planes, but he seemed nice,
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normal, like an accountant
who loves missionary.
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[Dennis] Talk to you later. Bye. Love you.
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[Dennis sighing]
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- My girlfriend, Cassandra. She's a model.
- Wow. Slipping that right in.
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She can't see me later
because her shoot got moved.
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- Again. [chuckling]
- Hate when that happens.
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[gentle electronic music plays]
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- [attendant] Something to drink?
- Oh, whiskey neat.
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If you have Blue Label, I'll take it.
If not, pour it and don't tell me.
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[both laughing]
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- Andrea?
- Cranapple. Juice.
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Got it.
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Not drinking before 5:00, huh?
Some comic you are.
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[Andrea chuckles]
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- So you got a husband or a boyfriend?
- Oh, wow. Seamless transition.
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Um, I have a guy that I asked
to pick me up from the airport.
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So, we'll see if Cayden
can clear his schedule.
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Cayden. Sounds like a stimulating
conversationalist, Cayden.
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Yeah, a formidable opponent
to a model named Cassandra, I'm sure.
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- [chuckling] Fair play.
- [Andrea] Mm-hm.
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- So when's your next stand-up gig?
- Uh, it's tonight at The Comedy Store.
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Aww, drats, tonight?
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I got this Yale alumni event
I have to go to.
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- What's a Yale?
- Oh, Yale is a prestigious school...
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I'm fucking with you.
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- I know what Yale is.
- [laughs]
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My cousin, Brett Korchran, went.
You're like the same age. Know him?
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It does sound familiar.
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Um, pretty big school.
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Plus I spent most of my time
golfing and drinking, so...
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[both chuckling]
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- [attendant] Here you go.
- Thank you so much.
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- This is for you.
- [Dennis] Wow, whole thing.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Okay. So where were we
on your crossword puzzle?
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Oh, okay. Um...
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[Andrea] And it's difficult
to meet a normal guy.
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- I'm already labeled too strong as it is.
- [laughter]
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But why? What about this is so strong?
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Because I'm not walking
down the street falling over,
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calling myself a hot mess on Instagram?
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[laughter]
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Because I'm not checking my horoscope
for life advice, I'm intimidating?
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[man] You are.
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I'm intimidating?
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What's more intimidating to you, sir?
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Me, as is, or like the idea
of totally shaving your neck beard?
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Does that scare you?
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"But then they'll know."
"I'll be vulnerable."
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Welcome to being a woman
and doing anything ever.
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["Over Here" by Mk Gee playing]
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♪ 'Cause you're there
I'll be over here ♪
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♪ Don't know how to call you
So I disappear ♪
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♪ I probably can give you what you want ♪
240
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:40,157
♪ I'm just too
Don't know how to be confident ♪
241
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,535
♪ You know my heart beats strong
Don't forget it ♪
242
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,870
[Andrea grunting, blowing]
243
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,456
♪ Watching it close to come
Don't sweat it ♪
244
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,169
♪ I know if I take that chance
I'll regret it... ♪
245
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,588
What is with your energy tonight?
246
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,548
Pfft.
247
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:58,718
You should be at the club networking
and rubbing dicks with writers,
248
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,303
not moping in my bar
putting off a shit vibe.
249
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,890
I don't want to network.
I like you. I like your bar.
250
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,059
I like being shitty in your bar.
251
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,018
[muffled chatter]
252
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,229
- Here, Andrea. It's on me.
- Thank you.
253
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,734
- He is so hot it makes me nauseous.
- [woman chuckling]
254
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,027
- He sucks. I'm gonna fire him.
- There's that.
255
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,030
Girl, you need to change up
the way that you operate.
256
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,951
Stop being so salty about
all the things that are coming your way.
257
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,287
You know what I always
respected about you?
258
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,622
You weren't obsessed with marriage.
259
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:33,169
It was okay that you hadn't reached
all your goals by the age of 35.
260
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,838
Wow, that compliment
started great and just...
261
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,883
- [Andrea makes exploding sound]
- I'm saying you're okay.
262
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,051
You're also saying that I'm 35.
263
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,179
- Yeah?
- I'm 34.
264
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,972
Really? Because you look 35.
265
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:45,973
[Andrea gasping]
266
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,056
A salty 35.
267
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,869
- Bite your tongue.
- I always speak the truth.
268
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,645
- You speak the truth because you're drunk.
- Affirmative.
269
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:55,357
[chuckling] Thank you, Captain.
Whatever you want to call yourself.
270
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,526
Rear Admiral.
Love you. I'm going to my show.
271
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,862
- [Andrea giggling]
- [upbeat music plays]
272
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,198
- [laughter]
- ...and they weren't even there.
273
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,575
Thank you.
That's my time. Have a great night.
274
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,619
- [laughs] Thank you.
- [applause, cheers]
275
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,662
[male comic] That's all for me tonight.
276
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,081
[cheering, applause]
277
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,256
- [male voice] Hey.
- Ahh!
278
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,968
- Sorry. I'm used to that from women.
- No. Sorr... No... Um...
279
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,554
- Dennis.
- [Andrea] Yeah! Dennis from the plane.
280
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,223
- You're here.
- You invited me.
281
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,141
- [laughs] I... I did.
- [laughs] Right.
282
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,393
I invite a lot of people.
They rarely come.
283
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,145
- Nice to see you.
- You too.
284
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,523
- Hey.
- Welcome. Uh, is your girlfriend here?
285
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,942
Cassandra, her shoot went late tonight.
286
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:41,654
She'd love to grab a drink after.
In the meantime, can I buy you a drink?
287
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:45,783
- Okay, sure. Margot's on Sunset.
- Great.
288
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,535
- [both laugh]
- [Dennis] How's um...
289
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,829
- How's Cayden?
- [Andrea] I date a lot of Caydens.
290
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,497
- You'll have to be specific.
- Okay...
291
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,414
[laughter]
292
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,083
Andrea, I'm telling you,
293
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,461
until Giles, he throws
a wad of money at this guy,
294
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,089
and he goes, "Who cares?"
"I'll take both."
295
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,382
[all laughing]
296
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,968
Oh no, dude, that seems impossible.
297
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:07,346
Oh! My girlfriend has officially
stood me up. Great.
298
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:10,307
- Really? Could've told you an hour ago.
- [chuckles]
299
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,267
[synth music plays]
300
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,686
To having it all
and wishing there was more.
301
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,104
- Okay.
- All right.
302
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,939
- [laughing] Cheers.
- Weird toast.
303
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,108
Mm. Oh, wow.
304
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,985
Breug. Impressive.
305
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,653
- Thanks for noticing.
- Mm.
306
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,738
My father and I
spent our last Christmas together
307
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,157
on a tour
of the Jameson Distillery in Ireland.
308
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,076
- Aww.
- Oh man, that's so sad.
309
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,327
Yeah. [chuckling]
310
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,497
- So Andrea said you work in hedge funds.
- Mm-hmm.
311
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,332
[Margot] I like to dabble in stocks.
312
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,210
I got this tip
that One World Communications...
313
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,672
You don't want it. It has the markings
of a successful company,
314
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,508
but the underwriters are scum.
It's just to save face.
315
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,052
[Andrea] Something about him,
he was charming.
316
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:51,015
I had never seen someone be
simultaneously pompous and humble.
317
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,935
He was also definitely
a low-key functioning alcoholic.
318
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:59,690
Um, but I can send you a couple ideas
my buddies and I are tossing around.
319
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:00,983
- Are you sure?
- I...
320
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,611
- I think so. I think so.
- Okay.
321
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,279
- [laughs] Pretty sure.
- I guess so.
322
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,449
- [Dennis] Whoa!
- [both laughing]
323
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,116
Where do you live?
324
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,287
I'm in the middle of buying a place.
In Beverly Hills.
325
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,330
Oh, that's cool.
326
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,458
[melodic music plays]
327
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:18,626
[Andrea] Pfft!
328
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,880
- It's my "fuck you" billboard.
- That one?
329
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,716
Yeah, it's just... it's the best billboard.
330
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:29,261
It's in the middle of Hollywood,
and it's parallel to the street.
331
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,598
No matter which direction
you're driving, you see it.
332
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:37,144
And it's like you get that billboard
and everybody knows who you are, right?
333
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,189
- I'm gonna get that billboard.
- I can picture it.
334
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,482
[laughing]
335
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:47,696
Am I always in the wrong place or are they
on the wrong side of the street?
336
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,033
- I doubt very much that it's you.
- All right. Have a good night.
337
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,578
Tell Cassandra
that she missed a drunken time.
338
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,871
- Will do.
- Goodnight.
339
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,955
All right.
340
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,750
- Goodnight!
- [Dennis laughs] Okay.
341
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,048
How about that?
342
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,633
- [rock plays]
- [Andrea laughs]
343
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,053
[Andrea] I never got to meet Cassandra.
He stopped bringing her up.
344
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,514
I'd assumed she sucked,
or she dumped him
345
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:17,393
and he didn't want to talk about it.
We started hanging out more.
346
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:22,189
[Andrea] I was happy to have a friend
besides Margot I could be myself around.
347
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,417
There are good and bad ships,
the best are friendships.
348
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,193
- Impressive.
- [all laughing]
349
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,611
- Cheers.
- [laughter]
350
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,030
[Andrea] He wasn't like the guys
I'd met in LA.
351
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,659
He was more elegant
and refined and unfamiliar,
352
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,996
almost exotic.
If something really white can be exotic.
353
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,999
Oh, yeah. These are great.
354
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,418
[Andrea] I'm a comic
so I keep weird hours.
355
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,877
Go ahead and take these...
356
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,381
[Andrea] It's hard to find friends
as sporadically available as I am.
357
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,967
And he was so patient with me.
358
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,929
"The good kind from the good place.
You know."
359
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,713
[Andrea] Maybe Margot had given me
good advice for once.
360
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,309
Maybe I needed to change
the way I operated.
361
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,603
The more time I spent with Dennis,
the better I felt.
362
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,647
We were hanging out all the time.
363
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,484
[with accent] But through it all,
I was always right here.
364
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,612
- Are you Australian or British?
- Neither.
365
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,364
Okay, and in the description,
366
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,783
it says be sweet,
like a Serrena Halstead type.
367
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,618
[angry] Then they can just hire her.
368
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,414
We always had fun together.
369
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,876
We enjoyed each other.
370
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,337
However, to say that I wasn't
physically attracted to him
371
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,173
was an understatement.
372
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,008
[indie rock music plays]
373
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,135
[Andrea] It's not that he was ugly per se.
374
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,013
He had a charm to him,
when his clothes were on.
375
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,141
Ugh. I'm losing you.
How can I be nice about this?
376
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:43,145
He was tall
and not out of shape, not in shape.
377
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,190
He just wasn't,
I don't know, great looking.
378
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,610
Come on... That may sound harsh,
but men judge women
379
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,154
by those same standards every second.
380
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,157
What I liked about Dennis was Dennis.
381
00:17:55,824 --> 00:18:00,079
You couldn't put a label on us.
We were friends. Just friends.
382
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,457
[Andrea grunting, roaring]
383
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,418
What's this show about?
384
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,838
- You hated it.
- No, no. I'm just trying to understand.
385
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,048
[sighing] Okay.
386
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,343
It's about a cadet.
She's a human, but she lies her way
387
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,472
into an alien space academy,
and she ends up being the best one there.
388
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,934
So it's like a fish-out-of-water
underdog story.
389
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,520
- Also, I was fighting in space.
- Ah.
390
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,397
Hence the slow-motion fighting.
Makes perfect sense.
391
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,650
The show is called Space Cadet.
392
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,610
Hm. So somebody wrote this
393
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,862
and sold it to people
who thought it was a good idea?
394
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,740
- Yeah, picked it up for 30 episodes.
- Wow.
395
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,326
I know it's lame, but I really want it.
396
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,411
If I got it, it would be a game changer.
397
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,998
I would move to Vancouver
for five months to shoot this.
398
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,877
I could get off the road
and just be around other actors
399
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,004
and create something concrete.
400
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,924
I wouldn't be so alone.
It would just be so awesome.
401
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,468
Could we do it once more?
I won't keep you here all night.
402
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,096
Yeah. I can't stay that long.
I have a date.
403
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,598
Oh, that's great. Awesome. Me too.
404
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,809
We'll get you out of here.
We'll just do it again.
405
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,563
And honestly, Dennis, thank you.
Thank you for doing this.
406
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,815
Absolutely. Okay, take two.
407
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,109
- [beeps]
- [Andrea] Tough question.
408
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,821
Is it okay to hang out with a guy
409
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,032
full well knowing
you don't intend to sleep with him?
410
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,159
[men groaning] No.
411
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,994
- [man] No way.
- You're saying it's wrong.
412
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,164
But it's all guys.
They're like, "I'm rock hard now."
413
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,874
"What am I supposed to do now?"
414
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,961
One girl in the back who's terrified,
she's like, "It's okay to do it."
415
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,754
- It is okay.
- [laughter]
416
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,341
Because by that same token,
so many dudes will date girls,
417
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,469
no intention of marrying them.
Happy to waste your time.
418
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,931
I feel that if you have an agreement,
if you've been honest, you're like,
419
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,517
"I never want to see you naked,
and I'm not into it,"
420
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,270
and he still wants to hang out with you?
421
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,980
We're all adults here, right?
422
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,232
As long as you're honest, that's fair.
423
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,776
Then one night, all bets are off,
you get super drunk.
424
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,862
- Like, "I'll make out with you."
- [laughter]
425
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,823
Turns out he was a good kisser,
but you're still conflicted.
426
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,909
[cars honking, traffic noise]
427
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,118
[indistinct chatter]
428
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,287
Thanks for making me look good
on our first date.
429
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,915
It was the only thing
I was concerned about,
430
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,625
not that terrible audience.
431
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,836
We got reservations. What are y'all up to?
432
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,547
There's this restaurant,
a friend's restaurant.
433
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,008
- He bought it...?
- I was at this Yale alumni dinner.
434
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,344
One of the guys is an investor
and was begging us to go.
435
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,261
[Andrea] Have to go.
436
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,888
- I gotta go.
- It's his friend. Ow.
437
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,139
Hey.
438
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,225
- You were that chick on stage.
- Yeah.
439
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,268
Pretty funny for a girl.
440
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,146
There it is.
Cool cut and paste job from Reddit.
441
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,315
- Thanks for coming.
- Get the fuck out of here.
442
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,400
- Let's just go.
- You're so tough.
443
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,278
- Make me, tough girl.
- Is there a problem, sir?
444
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,031
- There's about to be.
- [chucking] Whoa. You know what?
445
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:41,949
[Dennis gasps]
446
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,701
You got a boyfriend,
and now you feel like you're funny.
447
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,912
- He's not my boyfriend. Fuck you.
- Fuck me?
448
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:50,290
- [Andrea] What is your issue?
- You wanna go? You wanna fucking go?
449
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,209
- Margot! Stop.
- I'll fight. I love to fight!
450
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,419
[man] You don't think I have a black belt?
451
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,255
[Dennis] That was not cool.
452
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,673
[Andrea] God, every night.
453
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,717
- I ate the whole thing.
- Anything else?
454
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,803
- We're all finished. Check please.
- Sure.
455
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,305
Mm. I'm gonna keep mine because I'm a pig.
456
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,765
- [Dennis laughs]
- Very good.
457
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,225
[Dennis inhaling]
458
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,935
I'm sorry about that back there.
459
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,980
People go to comedy clubs, get drunk
and forget how to act,
460
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,314
or that I'm a person.
461
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,276
- I want you to be my girlfriend.
- [indistinct chatter]
462
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,860
[muffled music plays]
463
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,155
- Dennis...
- I've thought about this.
464
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,408
I make an excellent complement
to your life.
465
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,909
I won't see anyone else,
466
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,162
and I think you should stop seeing
other fellows and just be with me.
467
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,624
- I made a list of pros and cons.
- You made a spreadsheet?
468
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,252
- So?
- Dennis, I am not there.
469
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,795
- Yet.
- At all.
470
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:40,340
[chuckles] I know you better
than you know yourself at this point.
471
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,343
I'm not giving up having you
because you're too dense to see
472
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,553
I'm perfect for you.
473
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,596
You don't get to decide
what's better for me
474
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,099
- because you think you're smarter than I...
- "Than me."
475
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,059
It's "smarter than I."
476
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,811
And you're not always.
477
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:57,149
Perhaps not, but I'm better quality
than the other guys you date.
478
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,692
The last guy you went out with,
479
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,236
didn't even come to the door
when he picked you up.
480
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,530
He couldn't just leave
his bicycle in the street.
481
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,365
I know I can make you happy.
482
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,327
I'm good for you, and I got you a gift.
483
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,829
Dennis, no, I can't accept a gift.
484
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,332
Fortunately, you won't have to right now.
485
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,295
When I went to Cartier
to pick up your bracelet...
486
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,210
- What?
- ...they made a mistake on the metal,
487
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,254
but it is being fixed.
488
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,424
If I want an expensive bracelet,
I'll buy it myself,
489
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,550
or a good knockoff.
490
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:27,637
Which is what's so great about you.
You can do everything for yourself.
491
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,724
You put yourself through college,
built a career on nothing.
492
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,309
Yeah, and it shows.
493
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,103
You are so witty, and it is so sexy.
494
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,732
If I can just do a little for you,
I feel like I'm a part of your life.
495
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,358
You're exquisite.
496
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,488
Thank you. [chuckles]
497
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,031
Oh, you have a little...
498
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,532
- Fuck.
- That's okay.
499
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,910
- Let me see.
- I am so sorry.
500
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,787
Let me guess. My card.
501
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,874
My Deutsche Bank card I use in Europe.
I usually tell the bank I'm back.
502
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,834
- [Dennis] Use this.
- Take this.
503
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,630
Do not fight me. Otherwise,
I'll cry and make a very big scene.
504
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:02,713
[sighing]
505
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,090
You heard the woman.
506
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:06,592
[chuckles]
507
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,428
[chuckles]
508
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,012
[Dennis] Thank you.
509
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,725
How was the rest of your date?
510
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:17,729
Oh, I'm not gonna see her again.
Something just wasn't there.
511
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:21,400
Yeah, I get it. Dennis asked me
to be his girlfriend. Woof.
512
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:25,112
- Oh. Well, that's that.
- We're still friends. We'll hang out.
513
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:28,073
Why? If you keep hanging out with him,
he'll think he has a chance.
514
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,617
I'm just hanging out with Dennis.
He goes on dates.
515
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,411
When? You're always together.
516
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,413
I don't know, and I don't care.
517
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:37,374
I'm allowed to go out with any guy
and hang out with Dennis,
518
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:41,128
as long as I'm being honest about it.
That's fair. That's feminism.
519
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,712
Oh, don't start that.
520
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,916
Don't say it's feminism just because
you're doing something I don't agree with.
521
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,175
- Pfft! Hold on.
- [ringing]
522
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,219
It's my agent. Hello? Yeah.
523
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,557
Okay. Thank you. I'll call you back.
524
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,435
- I got the part.
- You got the part!
525
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,228
I got the Space Cadet show!
526
00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,688
[both screaming]
527
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,398
Oh my God! Oh my God!
528
00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,315
Nine years!
529
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,568
- Nine years of auditioning! Fuck yeah!
- Woo!
530
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,528
- Somebody finally wants me!
- [Margot grunts]
531
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,989
- Ahh! Oh my... Hold on. It's Dennis.
- [phone rings]
532
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:11,575
I'm putting you on speaker.
I got the part!
533
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,160
Off the audition tape I helped with?
534
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,244
[gasping] Fuck yes.
535
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,788
I get to move to Vancouver.
I'm gonna be a star!
536
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,332
- Guess we're going to Vancouver.
- [laughing] What?
537
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,919
I guess you're going to Vancouver.
Sorry, the phone is weird.
538
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,464
[gasping] Call me back
when you have better reception.
539
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,175
- This is annoying.
- Let's celebrate. How about Friday?
540
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,719
Um, Friday I can't, because...
541
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,805
because I have a date, buddy.
[chuckles]
542
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,640
- [whispers] So hot. Dennis?
- That's good.
543
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:36,850
I think I lost him.
544
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,269
- Who cares? I got the part!
- [Margot] Yeah!
545
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,479
[both screaming]
546
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,981
[upbeat electronic music plays]
547
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,192
[laughing]
548
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,694
- [muffled chatter]
- Blue Label neat for the lady.
549
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:50,113
- [Andrea] Thanks.
- Never pegged you as a whiskey gal.
550
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:53,533
- Yeah, I didn't used to be.
- And here you go.
551
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,368
[laughing] Oh my God.
552
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,622
- [man] I thought I ordered a vodka drink.
- [bartender] That's what it is.
553
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:02,459
Can you put your giant arm
right in front of this, please?
554
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,669
- Let me just objectify you.
- Come on.
555
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,755
- Now flex it. Show the definition.
- [snorting]
556
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,798
The drink is pretty.
It makes you look pretty.
557
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,675
Don't you wanna be pretty?
Can I post this?
558
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,928
Only reason I'm letting you
is because you're cute.
559
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:13,887
Thank you.
560
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:14,804
[man chuckling]
561
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:17,557
Uh, can I get another vodka drink
that's not this?
562
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,558
[Bartender] Mm-hm.
563
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:19,684
[phone ringing]
564
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,062
One second. Hi.
565
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,147
[dance music plays in background]
566
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,316
No, you're not bothering me.
567
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:29,277
What's wrong?
568
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,363
[crying]
569
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,991
- [Dennis gasping]
- Here. Here. Here
570
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:36,742
[crying] Oh.
571
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:38,703
[sniffling]
572
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:42,832
- They caught it early, right?
- They're still running tests.
573
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,421
- What kind of cancer does your mom have?
- [voice cracking] It's got some...
574
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,592
Some weird name like crane... Cranio...
575
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,261
- Craniopharyngioma.
- ...pharyngioma?
576
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:58,223
- Yeah. How did you know that?
- Sorry, I don't mean to be smiling.
577
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:02,852
Um, I was a nurse on an ABC show
about medical disorders.
578
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:06,022
- It was called Special Med.
- [laughing] No.
579
00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,107
It's horrible.
580
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,693
That's pretty bad. [laughs, gasps]
581
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:14,573
You always know how to brighten my day.
Can't believe I'm crying in front of you.
582
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:19,035
You know, my family never shows emotion
being Irish Catholic, you know.
583
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,580
I don't. I'm Jewish.
584
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,457
- [laughs, cries]
- We are very clear about our emotions.
585
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,541
That's right.
586
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,293
[sniffling]
587
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:29,837
This is silly.
588
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:34,050
I know you were out on a date tonight.
And I'm just gonna go.
589
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:36,303
No! No, just...
590
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,804
- I should...
- Just sit.
591
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,306
Stay.
592
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,392
You're always there for me.
593
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,645
Like anytime I call you,
or I want to go out,
594
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:49,774
or I just need someone to talk to,
or my stupid endless fucking auditions.
595
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,861
You are such a good friend.
And I don't tell you that enough.
596
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:56,114
And... And I don't have the money
like you have,
597
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:59,159
or the Downton Abbey old-world advice,
598
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:02,704
but I know how to have a good time,
and that is what I can do for you.
599
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,039
Drink this, eat this.
600
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,750
Well, I don't think we should... Wow.
601
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:09,169
- [Dennis laughing, sniffling]
- [Andrea gagging]
602
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:11,713
Get on my level.
Otherwise, I'll be drunk,
603
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,132
and I'll go out partying
and leave you here.
604
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,926
- Good. Yeah. Eat this.
- Eat the whole mushroom?
605
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,470
God, no. Not the whole thing.
606
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:21,222
Thought you said you went to college.
Little bit. Come on.
607
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:22,806
[Dennis] Mm.
608
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,516
Oof.
609
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,144
We're going Downtown.
610
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:29,606
["So High" by Bonnie X Clyde plays]
611
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:31,107
♪ When we go ♪
612
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:36,321
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
613
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:37,656
♪ When we go ♪
614
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:42,535
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
615
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:43,870
♪ When we go ♪
616
00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:49,084
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
617
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,210
♪ When we go ♪
618
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:55,340
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
619
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:56,966
♪ When we go ♪
620
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:01,262
♪ So high ♪
621
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,348
♪ When we go ♪
622
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:09,396
♪ So high ♪
623
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:14,818
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go
When we go ♪
624
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:21,741
♪ When we go high ♪
625
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,043
[inaudible]
626
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,594
♪ When we go ♪
627
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:46,766
♪ ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
628
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:53,064
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
629
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,357
♪ When we go ♪
630
00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:58,278
♪ So high ♪
631
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:00,822
♪ When we go ♪
632
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,533
♪ So high ♪
633
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:06,578
♪ So high ♪
634
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:09,038
[Andrea] Maybe it's human
to want to be wanted.
635
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:11,875
Maybe the tipping point
was what he told me the night before,
636
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:15,462
but in that moment,
I didn't want to be with anyone but him.
637
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,588
[Dennis sighing]
638
00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:17,589
Hey.
639
00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:18,672
Hi.
640
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:22,969
I wanna be your girlfriend.
641
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,221
Absolutely.
642
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,561
[grunting, punching]
643
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,190
I kind of feel guilty.
644
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,359
Why? Because you work out
but you have no upper arm strength?
645
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:42,363
No. Because after a decade of struggling,
646
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,825
I finally have a real gig,
I have nothing to complain about,
647
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,619
I have a normal boyfriend.
648
00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:48,870
He ain't normal.
649
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,498
- Ahh!
- You sound like a bird.
650
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:55,251
[Serrena] Andrea, up here.
Look, like this. Watch.
651
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,253
[inhaling]
652
00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:58,922
Hi-jah!
653
00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:00,507
Hm-suup!
654
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:05,053
Who the fuck is she bowing to?
[sighing]
655
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,306
Oh! And congrats, mama, on Space Cadet.
656
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,767
I read for it too, but the studio
thought it was a conflict
657
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,770
with this dark, dramatic, intense role
I'm doing, so...
658
00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:14,853
Uh-huh.
659
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:19,234
- Did she just call me mama?
- You haven't been dating him long enough.
660
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,069
Can't see any of the cracks.
661
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,613
You don't really know anything about him.
662
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:26,407
You know that his mom is sick
and he went to Yale.
663
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:29,911
And you ever notice he always
has the perfect answer for everything?
664
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:33,706
So you don't like him because he's smart?
What is with all your questions?
665
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,625
- Yah!
- Yahh!
666
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:38,086
Good job! Way to find your inner warrior!
667
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:41,297
[roaring]
668
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,715
Woo! [chuckles]
669
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,592
[traffic noise, car honking]
670
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,595
- Did you stretch?
- I always stretch. I'm a premier athlete.
671
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:53,560
Gotta cool down. Can't just go right back
into the world with a hot body.
672
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,727
I never stretch.
673
00:30:58,439 --> 00:30:59,439
Did you get a new car?
674
00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,442
I drove you here.
You're just now noticing?
675
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,028
What kind of horsepower we working with?
676
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:07,282
I don't care. I'm taking Dennis
to Santa Barbara this weekend.
677
00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:10,201
- What is the mpg? Or is it electric?
- Stop talking about the car.
678
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,721
He's going to meet my family.
He's gonna meet my cousin Brett.
679
00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:13,746
That's a big step.
680
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,373
- It's a big step.
- Yeah.
681
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:18,126
Oh, what are these?
682
00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:19,335
[gasping]
683
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,796
Andrea, these are freaking nice.
684
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,048
They were $500. [squealing]
685
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,593
- What?
- Got them this morning. They're Baccarat.
686
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:31,014
Dennis told me his dad used to drink
whiskey out of these tumblers.
687
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,181
But $500?
688
00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:35,351
It's the kind of gift he'd get me,
but I got it for him first.
689
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:38,479
[gasps] Will you come with me
to his apartment to drop them off?
690
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,649
- Say yes.
- I thought he bought a house months ago.
691
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,861
Oh, he did. He hasn't moved in yet.
The contractor's been weird.
692
00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:46,070
It's a nightmare.
693
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:49,657
You haven't been to his apartment,
but he's been inside you?
694
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,285
His apartment's cramped.
He uses it for sleep and storage.
695
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,913
- He's always at my place.
- Okay. Fine.
696
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,998
Why don't we just go there right now?
697
00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,333
We'll surprise him.
698
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,419
We won't call, so he can't not be there.
699
00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,421
It'll be fun. Let's go. ASAP.
700
00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:04,923
- Okay.
- Let's do it.
701
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,716
- [Andrea] Great. Awesome.
- Okay.
702
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:10,136
- [engine running]
- He said it's on Vista and it's white.
703
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,765
Or the apartment's green.
Or did he say brick?
704
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,726
- We'll find it. Let's go.
- Okay. Great.
705
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,355
[Andrea] 2005 Vista.
706
00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:24,275
This cannot be it.
707
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,320
[mysterious instrumental music plays]
708
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,197
[Andrea] I thought it was an apartment.
709
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,617
- There's just no one.
- [Margot] Here.
710
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,585
- Shh. Shh.
- What? Are we tracking a bear?
711
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,755
- Shh.
- Did you just eat dirt?
712
00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:46,673
Shh.
713
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,050
[Margot] Follow me. [grunting]
714
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,760
- Can you act like a person?
- Shh.
715
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,431
- Don't snoop in the window.
- We might be at the wrong house.
716
00:32:56,015 --> 00:33:00,395
Snoop fast. Look for preppy things
like mallards or plaid wallpaper.
717
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,189
- Oh my God. You're Andrea.
- Incoming!
718
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:07,318
Andrea? This is so exciting. Hi.
719
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,656
And you are Dennis's mistresses?
720
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:15,660
What? No, we're his roommates.
My name is Maggie, and this is...
721
00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:16,743
Leslie.
722
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,580
It's so great to finally meet you.
723
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:20,664
Is it?
724
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,167
Hi, I'm Margot.
725
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:26,170
- Hi.
- She's not my girlfriend.
726
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:28,423
- Hi.
- Hi.
727
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:31,551
- Dude, help me.
- Oh! Um.
728
00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,220
Uh, we just have a gift for Dennis.
729
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:36,055
Oh, you can just leave it with us.
730
00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,223
- Great.
- Great.
731
00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:39,350
- Great.
- Grand.
732
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,018
[Andrea] Oh.
733
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:42,520
[birds chirping]
734
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,940
This was so much fun. Thank you so much.
735
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:47,983
Okay.
736
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,530
[Andrea] What the fuck was that?
737
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,408
Who the fuck are those girls, Dennis?
738
00:33:55,491 --> 00:33:58,369
- [Dennis] I'm not doing this with you.
- Not doing what?
739
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:01,372
Telling me why you have roommates?
Why do you need roommates?
740
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,499
Yeah, why do you have a hot roommate?
741
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,127
I'm not standing for this scrutiny.
Goodbye.
742
00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:08,337
- Did he hang up on me?
- Did he hang up?
743
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:11,632
Oh, I knew that dude was weird.
Now it's confirmed.
744
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,968
No, he does not talk to me this way.
745
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:17,680
Maybe his mom just died,
and then I called and handled it wrong.
746
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:18,890
Handled it wrong?
747
00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:22,727
You bought homeboy $500 cups
and found out he has a roommate,
748
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,228
who's not ugly by the way.
749
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,712
Wait, are you saying that
because you want to sleep with her,
750
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,858
or trying to plant it in my head
that he's cheating?
751
00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:31,611
I meant for me. You know
he's not sleeping with anybody else.
752
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:34,614
- I don't know that.
- Oh God, he's so ugly.
753
00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:36,115
- You think all guys are ugly.
- So?
754
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,451
- You're biased. That's what's so.
- [car starting]
755
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:44,999
- You packed and ready?
- Are you insane?
756
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,168
- What?
- You're gonna act like nothing happened?
757
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:50,546
I'm not spending
the weekend with you after that.
758
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:54,342
- Darling, you're making this hard.
- Can you not call me darling?
759
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:57,929
Can you not talk to me like
I'm your WASP-y wife of 50 years, darling?
760
00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:01,182
Do you have any idea
how embarrassing that was
761
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:05,603
to meet two women that you live with
who you didn't tell me about?
762
00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:09,689
You're right.
763
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,026
Okay.
764
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,904
So I lied to you about my house.
765
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:17,323
I have it. I've had it for a long time.
766
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:21,327
But you decorated it weird,
don't want me to see?
767
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,246
Bad wallpaper, weird plumbing?
768
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:24,747
No.
769
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,583
See, my mother...
770
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,670
- Okay. Just come in. Just come on.
- [Dennis sighing]
771
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:32,255
[Dennis] I moved my mother in.
772
00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:35,925
I don't want to be a grown man
living with his mother,
773
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:37,718
but it's the best way to take care of her.
774
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,138
- I need to be there for her.
- Of course.
775
00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:43,891
She doesn't want to feel like a patient,
so I leave the house for her.
776
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,476
Saying this, it sounds insane.
777
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,895
No. No, I get it.
778
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,799
Maggie's a friend from Yale,
forever struggling with money.
779
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:54,402
She's never really had any success.
Not like you or us.
780
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:57,738
I pay her to keep my stuff there.
I'm helping a friend out.
781
00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,617
She's making my life easier.
I'm so sorry she didn't explain herself.
782
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,703
And Leslie, Leslie is...
783
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:05,496
she's weird.
784
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,914
- Very weird.
- [laughs]
785
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:11,252
I'm sorry that I was emotionally immature
and I wasn't just honest with you.
786
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,753
I'm an absolute idiot.
787
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:16,299
- [Dennis sighing]
- No. No, it's all right.
788
00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:22,305
Maybe now that your mom
is here permanently, um,
789
00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:25,433
- I could meet her, because I...
- She would love that.
790
00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,517
- Really?
- Yes.
791
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,144
- I could bring her flowers.
- Yeah.
792
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:30,396
I could finally see your house.
So where is it?
793
00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:31,689
Beverly Hills.
794
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,816
- But like where?
- Around Doheny.
795
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,277
- So it's like more West Hollywood.
- No, Beverly Hills.
796
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,070
But where is it specifically?
797
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,364
- Doheny and Santa Monica.
- That's West Hollywood.
798
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,201
- Palm, 1360 Palm Avenue.
- Oh.
799
00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,286
Beverly Hills, I assure you.
800
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,371
- Take it easy.
- [Dennis] Yeah.
801
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,498
- Let's go. We'll drop in right now.
- Really?
802
00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:50,625
- Yeah.
- I'm so excited.
803
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,978
She's usually awake right now.
If not, we can wake her up.
804
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,880
She'll wanna put out tea,
the whole thing. She loves formalities.
805
00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:58,299
No. I don't want to barge in
on a sick woman.
806
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:01,802
Hey. She'll understand that I love you,
and this is important to you.
807
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,139
Your needs come first.
The traffic's gonna get hard. Let's go.
808
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:09,977
No, stop. I'm not just some spoiled brat
who just barges in on your sick mom.
809
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,687
We'll go after the trip.
810
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:14,482
- Plus traffic's probably bad.
- You're right.
811
00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:17,818
Now that this is all settled,
will you please go pack?
812
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,529
- Oh, I've been packed.
- What?
813
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:24,492
I packed a while ago. I just wanted to see
how you were gonna handle this.
814
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:25,910
God, I love you.
815
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,789
- Gonna put this in the car.
- Okay.
816
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,250
Wait. Dennis...
817
00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:37,505
did you get the tumblers?
818
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,509
Yes. Thank you so much. They're beautiful.
819
00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:44,637
- Just like the ones your dad had?
- Absolutely.
820
00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:47,765
- [Dennis chuckling] Mm.
- [phone ringing]
821
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,726
- Yeah?
- [Margot] Hey, are you near Dennis?
822
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,853
No. What's up?
823
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,356
Before I tell you this.
I want you to know I love you,
824
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,400
and I just want you to be happy.
825
00:37:57,483 --> 00:37:58,526
Duh.
826
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,779
- So I called the Yale Registrar.
- [sighing] Why?
827
00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:05,616
The last Dennis Kelly
graduated in 1980 and didn't play golf,
828
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,785
but he was indicted for fraud.
829
00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:09,453
Stop. Okay, sorry.
830
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:13,541
Um, I love you. And yes, I will admit
this whole thing is very weird,
831
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:16,377
and the house stuff is weird,
but he explained himself.
832
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,712
[Margot] He did? How?
833
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:21,674
[sighing] It's got to do with his mom,
and it's this really sweet endeavor.
834
00:38:21,757 --> 00:38:22,883
- Hey, babe.
- Ahh!
835
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:23,801
Are you okay?
836
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,136
- You ready?
- Yes.
837
00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:26,429
Yes.
838
00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:27,763
[whispers] Call you back.
839
00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:29,724
- Let's go.
- Okay, now?
840
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:30,807
- Yeah.
- Okay.
841
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:36,397
[mysterious instrumental music plays]
842
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,566
[upbeat instrumental music plays]
843
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:42,153
[indistinct conversation]
844
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,573
[Dennis] Think we put our bags here.
845
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,118
- Thank you.
- [indistinct talking]
846
00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:52,246
[Andrea] This is nice.
This place had great Yelp reviews.
847
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,457
What's your cousin's name again?
848
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,876
Goes by Dr. Korchran, but it's Brett.
849
00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,711
He went to Yale.
I told you about him.
850
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:00,671
And he's kind of a bro. Hey.
851
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,841
[Brett and Andrea laughing]
852
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,510
- D-Dog. Fuck yeah!
- [laughing] Hey. Oh!
853
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:07,511
[Brett] Hey, hey.
854
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:08,804
[Brett barking]
855
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:10,139
- Go Bulldogs.
- Ah.
856
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:11,849
- Nice to meet you.
- Fuck yeah, dude.
857
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,410
- Fellow Bulldog in the house.
- Right?
858
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:16,270
So great to meet you.
Andrea fucking loves you.
859
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,480
Brett, are you ten?
860
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:18,397
[laughing]
861
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,899
- Oh, this is Alli.
- Hi.
862
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:20,982
Hi.
863
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:24,445
What do you guys want to do?
We could go wine tasting like old people,
864
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,571
or we could hit the bar.
865
00:39:25,654 --> 00:39:27,698
- Wow. He's a doctor?
- Mm-hm.
866
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:30,451
Actually, I have a surprise for us.
867
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:34,997
Uh, I got us golf.
I bought us a round of golf!
868
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,500
Cuz, this is a beautiful course.
I could've chipped in.
869
00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:39,377
No way, I've got that TV money.
870
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,545
Plus I wanted it to be a surprise.
871
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,298
- Absolutely. So sweet, babe.
- [Dennis kissing]
872
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,217
[Andrea] Alli, I don't like golf,
873
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:49,261
so I went ahead and got us
mini champagne and Doritos!
874
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:51,931
- Woo! I love golf.
- [squeaky voice] I love golf too!
875
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:53,682
- Let's check in.
- Let's do it.
876
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:54,766
[Andrea giggling]
877
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:56,143
[Dennis] Hang on.
878
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,436
[melodic music plays]
879
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,271
That was really smooth.
[Andrea chuckling]
880
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:00,981
Andrea said you played at Yale.
881
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,274
- What year were you?
- '05.
882
00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,944
Oh, okay. I'm '07. I knew some golf dudes.
883
00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:06,195
I didn't play for Yale.
884
00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,656
- What?
- [Dennis] At Yale, on the club team.
885
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,283
- I don't remember the club team.
- We weren't a proud bunch.
886
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:12,743
Hard to brag about a handicap
887
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,703
when to the real team,
you look handicapped.
888
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,206
[Brett laughing] Man,
that's pretty ableist, bro.
889
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,166
[Brett] So, what college were you in?
890
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,543
Yale, dude.
891
00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,002
[Brett and others laughing]
892
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:25,005
- This guy's hilarious. I was at Davenport.
- [all laughing]
893
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,383
- I was in JE.
- [Brett] Yeah, but they suck.
894
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,718
Me too. And they do suck.
895
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,762
Ha-hah! I knew I liked this guy.
896
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,140
[Brett] I think I remember
the club team now.
897
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:36,058
Man, they sucked.
898
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,228
- [men chuckling]
- Totally. I got this round. Ma'am?
899
00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:42,148
[Brett] Oh, I got next.
900
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,108
[Dennis] Hi.
901
00:40:44,191 --> 00:40:47,027
- [server] What can I get for you?
- We'll take four shots...
902
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,821
We don't serve hard liquor, just beers.
903
00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:51,949
- Oh, where's your flask, bro? Right?
- [Dennis laughs weakly]
904
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:54,201
- [laughs] We'll just take four IPAs.
- Great.
905
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,704
There's no handle of Hibiki back there?
906
00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:57,787
[chuckling]
907
00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:00,416
- Are you okay?
- Huh? Absolutely.
908
00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:01,959
- You're acting weird.
- Wha...?
909
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,419
- You sure?
- Here you go.
910
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:04,587
- Thank you.
- For you.
911
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:06,338
- Thank you.
- All right.
912
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:07,423
- There you go.
- A toast.
913
00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:11,677
To higher education and to
my even higher pathetic golf scores.
914
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,304
- Such a dork.
- [Dennis] Cheers.
915
00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:14,467
- Cheers.
- [Andrea] Cheers.
916
00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:17,766
Oh, nice.
917
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,103
Come on.
918
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:23,689
Why?
919
00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:27,443
♪ Bull dogs, bull dogs ♪
Bow wow wow ♪
920
00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:28,360
Bow wow wow.
921
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,863
♪ Eli Yale ♪
922
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,114
[burping, laughing]
923
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,782
- [Brett] Hell yeah!
- Bow wow wow.
924
00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:36,660
- Dennis, you wanna tee off first?
- Come on, show 'em how it's done.
925
00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:40,789
[whispers] I hurt my back on the drive up,
so I'm not sure I'm gonna swing today.
926
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,374
[mocking] Now your back hurts?
927
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:45,336
What do you say we make it interesting?
Hundred bucks a hole.
928
00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:46,795
Brett, that is so tacky.
929
00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:49,548
- Please, I'm sure he can afford it.
- Definitely. How about 200?
930
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:50,841
- You sure?
- Absolutely.
931
00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:54,720
But these clubs look like they were stolen
from a public driving range.
932
00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:56,180
[mocking] Oh, sick burn.
933
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,933
It's hot.
Someone hit the thing first. Whatever.
934
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,977
Just saying it might not be
anyone's best game. Just saying.
935
00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,395
[Dennis laughs awkwardly]
936
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:04,939
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
937
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,691
[Dennis breathing deeply]
938
00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:10,610
[sighing]
939
00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:13,405
[Brett and Andrea giggle]
940
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,575
- [Andrea] He loves golf.
- [Brett] Right. Heck yes.
941
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:17,659
[Andrea] Mm-hm.
942
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:18,911
[Dennis inhaling]
943
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:20,746
[birds chirping]
944
00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:22,540
- [Dennis sighing]
- What do we do?
945
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,753
[electronic beat rises]
946
00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:28,671
- Ah!
- [music stops]
947
00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:29,922
- Oh my God!
- Shit.
948
00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:31,549
[Dennis groaning]
949
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,967
- [Dennis] Shit.
- Dennis!
950
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,635
- [Dennis groans]
- God, he's so old.
951
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,679
- This is so embarrassing. Oh!
- What happened?
952
00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:38,847
I wrenched something.
I told you I hurt my back.
953
00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:40,641
- Let me take a look.
- She's a doctor.
954
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:42,226
- You're both doctors?
- [Alli] Yes.
955
00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:44,603
- No, I've done this before.
- You have?
956
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:45,729
My father has a bad back.
957
00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,523
- I have a bad back.
- It isn't hereditary.
958
00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:50,734
- We got in a car accident together.
- You never told me that.
959
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,070
You both hurt your backs
in the same exact place?
960
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:55,322
We both hurt our backs in the same place
before he died
961
00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:57,491
of cancer.
962
00:43:00,202 --> 00:43:02,955
- Okay, well, let's get you up.
- [Dennis] Ow!
963
00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:04,456
You sure you're okay?
964
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,540
[Dennis gasping]
965
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,502
Absolutely. Absolutely. Thank you.
966
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,670
Oh. Ah.
967
00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:12,113
Last time this happened,
I was on the floor for three hours.
968
00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:13,257
I can handle it.
969
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,384
- I'm just gonna go lay down.
- Okay.
970
00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:17,386
Should I pay a loser's fee
for dropping out?
971
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:18,387
- Oh God.
- [Alli] What?
972
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,014
All bets are off. It was just fun.
973
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,223
No, I insist.
974
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,142
- [Brett] No, next time.
- [Dennis] All right.
975
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:25,745
Well, if it's not too unorthodox,
I'll hitch a ride back with...
976
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:26,604
Chanterelle.
977
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:27,980
Chanterelle.
978
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:31,442
- All right.
- No, I got it. Really. Thank you.
979
00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:33,611
[Dennis sighing]
Yeah, I'm good.
980
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:34,694
[Dennis wincing]
981
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,615
[motor starting]
982
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:41,368
[downbeat melodic music plays]
983
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:53,881
[Dennis yawning]
984
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:56,799
[Dennis chuckling]
985
00:43:58,135 --> 00:43:59,386
[Dennis] They seem nice.
986
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:03,015
Perhaps we'll have more time
to chat with them at brunch tomorrow.
987
00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:04,391
[Dennis sighing]
988
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,475
Mua!
989
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,686
[clicking]
990
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:08,770
[Dennis grunting]
991
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,652
What happened to my bracelet?
992
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,194
What bracelet?
993
00:44:16,695 --> 00:44:19,239
A while back
you said you got me a bracelet.
994
00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:22,493
Oh. Yes. [chuckling]
995
00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:25,412
Well, let's say I will not be shopping
at Cartier anymore.
996
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,957
I went back and forth with them
more times than appropriate for a...
997
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,459
Okay, that's fine. No bracelet.
998
00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:32,544
No. They screwed up three times.
999
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,796
- They got the...
- Enamel?
1000
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:34,922
...enamel wrong.
1001
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:37,800
- You said it was metal.
- Metal. I mean metal.
1002
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,220
You interrupted me, Andrea, so...
[chuckling]
1003
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:43,347
I will buy you something
from another store.
1004
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:48,102
No. I don't... I don't care about
an overpriced bracelet I never wanted.
1005
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,185
Okay.
1006
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:52,481
[Dennis wincing, grunting]
1007
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,568
Can I see your diploma?
1008
00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:58,362
Uh... [snorting]
1009
00:44:58,445 --> 00:45:02,491
Sure, maybe it's... It's in my car
with my license and registration.
1010
00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:03,574
Do you still have it?
1011
00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:05,744
What? Sure, somewhere. I don't know.
1012
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,289
Because my Texas diploma is in a closet,
1013
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:12,459
and I feel like a Yale diploma
is something you would hang on a wall.
1014
00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,001
[clicking]
1015
00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:20,676
Darling, hey, I'm not a dentist. Right?
I'm not an asshole either.
1016
00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:25,055
I would never have my degree on a wall,
especially an undergrad degree.
1017
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:26,639
[Dennis chuckling]
1018
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:29,309
- What's this all about?
- I don't know.
1019
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:33,731
- Everything's weird and...
- This is still about the house?
1020
00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:35,774
Yeah. Yes. Yes.
1021
00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:41,029
I am so sorry, not only for how
I lied to you, but for how I acted.
1022
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:44,700
It's clear that you're not trusting me,
and I can't say I blame you.
1023
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:49,037
I'm so sorry,
and this will never ever happen again.
1024
00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:52,458
- Okay.
- Okay.
1025
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,417
[both chuckle]
1026
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,627
- How's your back?
- I took a hot shower for it.
1027
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:58,922
It's much better.
Everything's better when you're around.
1028
00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:01,216
- [Dennis sighing]
- Mmm.
1029
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,636
Why don't I take you by the house
this week? Huh?
1030
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,805
- Yeah.
- We can dig up my diploma.
1031
00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:09,266
We can get my birth certificate,
my first report card maybe.
1032
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:11,810
- Or we can bring your mom lunch.
- Absolutely.
1033
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,605
- Put an end to all the mystery. Mm.
- Yeah.
1034
00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:15,688
- Mm.
- Mm.
1035
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:19,651
I'm gonna put
the "do not disturb" sign on the door.
1036
00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:23,280
What?
1037
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,490
Dennis?
1038
00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:28,285
Actually, Andrea,
1039
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:31,038
there's something I want to say.
1040
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:33,373
Okay, what is it?
1041
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:38,462
It's hard for me to bring it up
because it's not what you think it is.
1042
00:46:38,545 --> 00:46:40,380
Okay, you're scaring me.
1043
00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:42,508
[Dennis sighing]
1044
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:45,594
[Andrea] For once, everything in my life
was on the upswing,
1045
00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:48,263
and I just wanted this
to work too, you know.
1046
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,432
I loved what an odd couple we made.
1047
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,226
Come here.
1048
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:54,478
[melodic instrumental music plays]
1049
00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:55,771
[Dennis sighing]
1050
00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:07,241
[Andrea] It was the ugliest ring
I'd ever seen.
1051
00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,368
This is so sweet.
1052
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:10,661
It looked like a dick.
1053
00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,037
It was a gift from my father.
1054
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,748
- [Andrea sighs]
- Mother told me she wanted you to have it.
1055
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:17,668
I can't.
1056
00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,504
I want you to be my wife one day.
This is just a placeholder.
1057
00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:23,966
It's a promise ring,
something from her to you
1058
00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:25,175
for you being you.
1059
00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:26,259
[Andrea sighs]
1060
00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:27,928
I love you.
1061
00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:29,011
I love you.
1062
00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:31,682
I do.
I just want you to know no matter what,
1063
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:35,352
you are the realest thing in my life.
1064
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,189
Now, put it on.
1065
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:41,066
Here, now?
1066
00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:42,359
- Mm-hm.
- [Andrea] Oh.
1067
00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:44,778
- Maybe we should save it for...
- Come here.
1068
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,240
[Andrea wincing]
1069
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,658
- Wow.
- Wow.
1070
00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:51,201
Oh.
1071
00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:52,785
It's beautiful.
1072
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,081
It is on my finger.
1073
00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:58,458
Mmm. [chuckling, sighing]
1074
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:00,126
It sure is.
1075
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,797
And we're obsessed with telling women
not to be picky. Right?
1076
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:07,134
Like, "Don't be too picky."
"Take whatever falls into your lap
1077
00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,094
from the mouth of another woman."
1078
00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:13,181
"And be grateful when they give you
a ring shaped like a penis."
1079
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:14,099
[laughter]
1080
00:48:14,182 --> 00:48:16,226
It's just society's way of making sure
1081
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:20,355
you don't feel as special as they tell you
you should feel when you feel unspecial.
1082
00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:23,483
It's a tongue twister,
but I'm right about it.
1083
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,320
[upbeat jazzy music plays]
1084
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,032
Just be calm.
1085
00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:30,991
[inhaling]
1086
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:32,284
Be grateful.
1087
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:36,705
Just try not to be a bitch
when the comedy is bad.
1088
00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:39,082
[exhaling]
1089
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,334
[phone ringing]
1090
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:41,918
[sighing]
1091
00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:45,254
[scoffing]
1092
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:47,507
Are you dying?
1093
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,468
Why haven't you been
answering your phone?
1094
00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:50,761
Because I'm at work.
1095
00:48:50,844 --> 00:48:52,262
- Andrea.
- Margot.
1096
00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:54,222
- Andrea, I have a friend.
- Cool brag.
1097
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:57,476
I have a friend from the gym
who works at Tiny O'Tips.
1098
00:48:57,559 --> 00:49:01,021
She said there was a drunk guy in there.
His card got declined,
1099
00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:06,026
and he was ranting and raving about how
his fiancé is the star of Space Cadets,
1100
00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,986
and she was gonna pay for it.
1101
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,446
Oh my God.
1102
00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:12,491
Because homeboy
is an assistant at a bank.
1103
00:49:12,574 --> 00:49:13,408
He's not a hedgehog,
1104
00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:16,787
and I guarantee he doesn't own
that house he's been talking about.
1105
00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:19,581
Stop. Stop. Stop. This is too insane.
1106
00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:21,959
Of course he owns a house.
I'm going to see it in an hour.
1107
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,043
Fine, your funeral.
1108
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,126
[scoffing]
1109
00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,129
[groaning] Margot!
1110
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:28,674
[sighing]
1111
00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:37,182
[upbeat electronic music plays]
1112
00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:39,309
[indistinct chatter]
1113
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,853
Hey. Hey, how are you?
1114
00:49:43,730 --> 00:49:44,730
Hey.
1115
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:54,408
Hey, guys. Sorry to keep you waiting.
1116
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:57,744
We just had to get
our last-minute guest a drive-on pass.
1117
00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,956
[female voice] Oh!
Today has been super cray! Hi!
1118
00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:02,666
Hi! Hi! Hi!
1119
00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:05,836
Oh, I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
1120
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:08,171
- Traffic was insane today.
- Oh, come here.
1121
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,965
- [Serrena] Oh, Jonathan.
- Look at you.
1122
00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:10,924
[Serrena squeals]
1123
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,092
What's happening?
1124
00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:13,301
- [Serrena] Mmm!
- Ooh!
1125
00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:16,513
The script. You, amazing.
1126
00:50:16,596 --> 00:50:17,681
Amazing, sir.
1127
00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:21,393
[Serrena] I basically begged Jonathan
for a role, right?
1128
00:50:21,476 --> 00:50:23,895
I said,
"I'll be a waitress, a stump, anything."
1129
00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,272
[laughter]
1130
00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:28,900
Well, hey, we are just so happy
to have you here, Serrena.
1131
00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:31,111
- [Serrena] Awesome. I am just so...
- So excited!
1132
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,447
I'm so excited too, Jonathan.
1133
00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:34,823
[Andrea forced laughing]
1134
00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:36,783
- [others laugh]
- [Serrena forced laughs]
1135
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:37,743
Well, great.
1136
00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:39,786
Okay. Yeah, that's great.
1137
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:40,954
And grateful.
1138
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:43,874
[bangs the table] So grateful to be here.
1139
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:45,584
- [Serrena gasps]
- Let's get started!
1140
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:46,667
[Andrea] Awesome!
1141
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,046
Take your seat, guys. Get ready.
1142
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,129
[Serrena] Hi.
1143
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,258
Hey, mama. Mm!
1144
00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:55,802
- Good to see you.
- [Jonathan] Good to see you, guys.
1145
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,804
- Good to see you.
- Great, I'm so excited.
1146
00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:00,223
Ooh! Let's do this, huh?
[Jonathan] All right.
1147
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:02,434
[indistinct conversation]
1148
00:51:02,517 --> 00:51:04,561
- Amazing! All right, you...
- [Serrena laughs]
1149
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:06,938
- Thank you, Serrena, for the read.
- Thank you.
1150
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,148
- Lunch?
- Yes.
1151
00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:09,816
- Let's do it.
- Jonathan.
1152
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:10,900
Hi.
1153
00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:13,528
- Oh, hey.
- This is bullshit, Serrena.
1154
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:15,781
You're in a million movies
and you're on TV shows.
1155
00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:18,617
Why did you have to pick
the only show that I'm on?
1156
00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:22,120
Wow. Okay. Where is that coming from?
1157
00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,915
Where it's coming from
is that you're a faker, Serrena.
1158
00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:27,751
- [gasps]
- Who goes around long-hugging everyone?
1159
00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:31,505
[mocking] "Oh, gratitude."
"Oh, the writing." Oh...
1160
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,381
- Okay...
- I'm nauseous watching you.
1161
00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:35,300
That's enough. What do you want me to do?
1162
00:51:35,383 --> 00:51:36,718
[mocking] What I want you to do
1163
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,846
is fucking stay out of my face
for five minutes!
1164
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,848
Pick any other show in the universe!
1165
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,141
You need help, babe.
1166
00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:46,978
That is what people
who actually need help always say!
1167
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:48,062
[phone chiming]
1168
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:52,275
"Hey, babe, had to rush Mom to UCLA."
1169
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,861
"She wasn't feeling well."
"Will call you in a bit."
1170
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,197
"We can see the house another time."
1171
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,950
[grim instrumental music plays]
1172
00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:02,244
Oh, we are seeing this house tonight.
1173
00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:05,580
[electronic music plays]
1174
00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:06,664
[Andrea] Shit!
1175
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:11,169
Shit! Shit! Shit!
1176
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,253
Ahh!
1177
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:13,797
[Serrena] Uh, hey.
1178
00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:17,884
- Do you need help?
- No, you need help.
1179
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:21,221
No, wait. Yes.
No, I do need help. I need a ride.
1180
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,348
I meant like the security guard
or something.
1181
00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:26,726
- I didn't mean me helping you...
- Give me a fucking ride, Serrena!
1182
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:29,395
[Serrena sighing]
1183
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:30,980
Seat belt.
1184
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,817
Damn it! [grunting]
1185
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,619
Okay. Well, good luck.
1186
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,371
- This isn't my house.
- [muffled ringing]
1187
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,999
What?
Well, this is the address you gave me.
1188
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:49,916
Shh!
1189
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,061
- Okay, but I'm choosing not to talk.
- [Margot] Hello?
1190
00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:54,713
Margot, I'm in front of your bar.
Where are you?
1191
00:52:54,796 --> 00:52:57,007
I'm telling you something is up here.
1192
00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:59,426
I'm trying to protect you,
but I have my own shit to do.
1193
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:00,719
Margot, I need you.
1194
00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:03,763
I'm going to see his house.
You were right.
1195
00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:06,433
Okay? You were right,
and I just need to see it for myself.
1196
00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:07,516
Don't make me go alone.
1197
00:53:08,059 --> 00:53:11,771
- You won't believe who's driving me.
- Andrea, I'm sorry. I have to go.
1198
00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:13,940
- Where do you have to go?
- To a meeting.
1199
00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:15,704
Meeting? Where?
Quick, before you bullshit.
1200
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:17,277
- In Hollywood.
- Great.
1201
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,964
- That's where we have to go.
- Then I have to go to Beverly Hills...
1202
00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:23,325
Awesome. Because somehow his house
is also in Beverly Hills,
1203
00:53:23,408 --> 00:53:24,576
so this works out.
1204
00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,286
- This is fucking great.
- [door opens]
1205
00:53:26,786 --> 00:53:28,663
- Oh.
- Wow, Serrena Halstead.
1206
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:29,956
- Big fan.
- Oh!
1207
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,309
- Yeah, she's great.
- Let's ride.
1208
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:32,167
Let's ride.
1209
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:35,754
[fast-tempo electronic music plays]
1210
00:53:36,671 --> 00:53:40,175
He said he went to Yale. He even said
he got me jewelry and I've never seen it.
1211
00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:42,052
So you have no idea if he's lying?
1212
00:53:42,135 --> 00:53:44,429
- Oh, I know.
- Or what he's lying about?
1213
00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:46,223
- That's why we're doing this.
- Wow.
1214
00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:48,850
Fucking well-equipped too. Mission ready.
1215
00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,186
- Oh my God. Are you serious with this?
- Oh.
1216
00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:55,273
You have a ready-to-eat meal
and binoculars.
1217
00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:57,317
- Mini ones. Yeah.
- This is spy equipment.
1218
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,528
- Ooh! And snacks.
- I got survival guides for everything.
1219
00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:04,741
Let's see here. "How to distill
one's urine into potable water."
1220
00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:08,912
- How long do you think we're gonna be?
- I earmarked something for you. Read that.
1221
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:12,958
"The less attractive male cuttlefish
can fool rival alpha males
1222
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:16,461
into thinking they are females
by pretending to actually be females."
1223
00:54:16,544 --> 00:54:19,297
"The dominant cuttlefish
don't notice their presence,
1224
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,383
allowing them in
and giving the lesser cuttlefish
1225
00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:24,219
an opportunity to mate with the females
under false pretenses."
1226
00:54:24,302 --> 00:54:26,346
Dennis is a fucking cuttlefish.
1227
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,807
He didn't act like a woman to attract me.
1228
00:54:28,890 --> 00:54:30,642
He pretended to be something else.
1229
00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:33,395
It's like catfishing, but worse
because you fucked a little bitch.
1230
00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:35,605
[Serrena laughing]
1231
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:37,440
Cuttlefishing. I love that.
1232
00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:38,525
- Enough!
- [Serrena] Oh.
1233
00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:41,403
We're looking for 1360...
1234
00:54:41,486 --> 00:54:43,321
[gasping] There it is.
1235
00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:48,076
[mysterious instrumental music plays]
1236
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:52,956
[Serrena gasps]
1237
00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:56,793
Wait, what if this actually
is his house and he's there?
1238
00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:59,546
[whispers] Or worse, his mom
is there and she sees us?
1239
00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:00,755
Why am I scared?
1240
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:04,301
Because we're in uncharted territory.
We're under emotional fire.
1241
00:55:04,926 --> 00:55:07,637
This is really
spiritually traumatic for me right now.
1242
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,431
[gasps] Mind if I take notes?
1243
00:55:09,514 --> 00:55:11,433
This could be really good for my role.
1244
00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:15,228
It's just like so, like, raw
and like grounded, you know?
1245
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:17,689
It's like one of those dreams
that's really boring
1246
00:55:17,772 --> 00:55:21,151
and it just keeps going,
and you just can't get to class.
1247
00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:23,194
One of those dreams
that ends with us dying.
1248
00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:24,321
Of what, the truth?
1249
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:26,323
Yes! With us dying of the truth!
1250
00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:28,283
- You go first!
- Why do I have to go first?
1251
00:55:28,366 --> 00:55:31,369
- Because I need my face for work.
- I need mine too, you selfish asshole.
1252
00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:33,204
[whining] Margot, please. You're stronger.
1253
00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:36,416
You're stronger. Look at my hands.
You said I was weak. You go.
1254
00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:38,960
Maintain contact, baby arms.
1255
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:42,380
- Don't you have cell phones?
- They might be compromised.
1256
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,758
- Are you getting off on this?
- A little bit.
1257
00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,009
- [banging]
- [all scream]
1258
00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:48,802
[Serrena sighing]
1259
00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:51,806
Fuck. I'm just gonna go.
I'm just gonna go.
1260
00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:54,059
- I'm just gonna do it. Just gonna go.
- Okay.
1261
00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:56,643
[door shutting]
1262
00:56:01,274 --> 00:56:05,153
[suspenseful synth music plays]
1263
00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:06,236
[Serrena inhaling]
1264
00:56:06,279 --> 00:56:07,279
Okay.
1265
00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:10,995
Doesn't seem like a house
a young guy would own.
1266
00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,577
Well, he acts old.
1267
00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:14,828
That's fair.
1268
00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,091
"Beware of Pomeranian?"
1269
00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:27,425
This isn't the house.
1270
00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:29,511
This can't be the house.
1271
00:56:31,679 --> 00:56:33,848
Andrea, look! The door! The door!
The door!
1272
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:34,766
[feedback noise]
1273
00:56:34,849 --> 00:56:36,059
[music stops]
1274
00:56:37,977 --> 00:56:39,979
- Are you Dennis's mom?
- Hola.
1275
00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:43,691
[Andrea] Okay...
1276
00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:45,026
[woman speaking Spanish]
1277
00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:48,446
Oh! Maybe his mom speaks Spanish.
Don't assume race.
1278
00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,031
Are you always this preachy?
1279
00:56:50,573 --> 00:56:51,573
Uh...
1280
00:56:51,616 --> 00:56:53,493
[melodic music plays]
1281
00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,453
Does...? Does Dennis live here?
1282
00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:56,538
Denise?
1283
00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:58,248
Yes. Sí, Denise.
1284
00:56:58,331 --> 00:56:59,582
- [woman] Denise?
- Yeah!
1285
00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:00,667
[woman laughs] Denise.
1286
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:02,710
- [Andrea gasping]
- Denise?
1287
00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,296
[Andrea panting]
1288
00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:07,006
[floor creaking]
1289
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,176
I'm Denise.
1290
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:13,763
[Margot on radio] Vive Dennis Kelly aqui?
Fuck, "Usted..."
1291
00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:16,516
No. You have the wrong house.
1292
00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,103
[ominous tone crescendos]
1293
00:57:20,186 --> 00:57:22,355
[gasping]
1294
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,399
[moody melodic music plays]
1295
00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:27,402
Fuck. I don't know what that is.
It's not his house!
1296
00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:29,863
Oh my God, go.
1297
00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:31,781
- Okay, go, go, go!
- Fuck, Halstead!
1298
00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:33,950
- [tires screeching]
- [women screaming]
1299
00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,118
[muffled radio music]
1300
00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:37,287
- [Margot] So, what are we doing?
- I don't know.
1301
00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:39,247
[chewing] I mean, what is this even?
1302
00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:40,832
Like, what is happening?
1303
00:57:40,915 --> 00:57:43,334
No house, lied about a job,
lied about his school.
1304
00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:47,297
How far back does this go?
Like, is his name even Dennis Kelly?
1305
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:50,633
He told me he went to Yale
the day I met him.
1306
00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:53,553
- It's a long con.
- Goddamn right it's a fucking long con.
1307
00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:54,971
- [phone chiming]
- Yeah. Oh.
1308
00:57:56,431 --> 00:58:00,477
"Hey, babe, assistant left early
so I'm stuck at work."
1309
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,022
"Also I lost my ATM card..." Poop emoji.
1310
00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:07,775
"... and Maggie asked to borrow money
so I need to stop at the bank."
1311
00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:09,861
"Text you later." "Love you, bye."
1312
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:12,739
Maggie. That's who we have to talk to.
1313
00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:15,283
Maggie. She lives with the guy.
She'll know everything.
1314
00:58:15,366 --> 00:58:17,785
We're gonna go to her house
and demand answers.
1315
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:20,246
- We'll kick down the door like, yah!
- Yah!
1316
00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:22,957
And then say, "Hey Maggie. Wanna go out?"
1317
00:58:23,374 --> 00:58:26,211
Why can't you just stalk her
on Instagram like a normal person?
1318
00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:27,170
- Better idea.
- Yeah.
1319
00:58:27,253 --> 00:58:28,671
- [Andrea] Less violent.
- Right.
1320
00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:30,381
- Hey, chicas?
- What?
1321
00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:35,011
So while I'm so grateful for the trauma
that really filled my inner well today,
1322
00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:37,472
I also have a 5 a.m. call time.
1323
00:58:37,555 --> 00:58:39,557
- Cool. We'll take an Uber.
- Yeah.
1324
00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:43,228
Oh, okay. I just need ten hours
if I'm gonna look fresh-faced.
1325
00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:44,521
We get it, you work.
1326
00:58:44,604 --> 00:58:46,689
I'm the lead. I set the tone.
1327
00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:49,609
One of the weirdest
conflicting feelings you can have
1328
00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:51,819
is the feeling of wanting to be wrong.
1329
00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:55,448
That goes against everything
that's in our nature as humans.
1330
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,200
You want to be right.
You want to prove
1331
00:58:57,283 --> 00:58:58,826
your survival instincts are correct.
1332
00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:02,163
Your whole life, you're taught,
"Stay away from certain kinds of guys."
1333
00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:04,207
You're taught, "Trust your intuition."
1334
00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:08,378
And then it gets you nowhere,
and you're single in your mid-30s,
1335
00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:11,297
You're like, "Maybe everything I've been
doing is wrong."
1336
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:14,884
"Maybe I should give this
motorcycle gang member a chance."
1337
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:17,220
"Maybe I could be a stepmom
to his three kids."
1338
00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:20,348
- "Maybe I've been too short-sighted."
- [laughter]
1339
00:59:20,431 --> 00:59:22,892
"It's a homemade skateboard?" "Great."
1340
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,435
"We'll put on our Vans."
1341
00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:26,813
"We'll get your mom
to drop us at the mall."
1342
00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:29,357
"Maybe I was wrong."
The answer is you weren't.
1343
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,444
All of these things are instincts
that you've developed to keep you safe.
1344
00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:36,239
So just hold out a little longer,
because you're not wrong.
1345
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:40,159
We met Dennis online.
Like what, two years ago?
1346
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:45,081
I found myself lacking in proper coinage
to procure a tenable lair,
1347
00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:48,334
so my quest led me to a dark realm.
1348
00:59:48,918 --> 00:59:51,671
She means Craigslist.
We met Dennis on Craigslist.
1349
00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:52,672
Craigslist?
1350
00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:57,677
- So, this is your dark arts art studio?
- I paint what I see in my dreams.
1351
00:59:58,803 --> 00:59:59,929
Your dreams are dark.
1352
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:03,266
All my dreams are nightmares,
and I sell my nightmares on Etsy.
1353
01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:04,809
It's a passion project.
1354
01:00:04,892 --> 01:00:08,605
Dennis isn't helping you out with rent
just because you need help with money?
1355
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:10,732
[laughing]
1356
01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:12,942
[Leslie sighs]
1357
01:00:13,818 --> 01:00:14,819
No, he's a liar.
1358
01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:17,989
Like when we met, he said
he was starting his own hedge fund,
1359
01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:19,574
but he never took the exam.
1360
01:00:19,657 --> 01:00:22,327
And there are exams for that. Big ones.
1361
01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:24,555
It's not like if you speak well
and go to a good school
1362
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:26,497
people will just give you their money.
1363
01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:29,626
- I'm a corporate accountant.
- You are? Sorry.
1364
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:33,212
I don't even think he graduated college.
Where did he go? Was it Florida?
1365
01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,089
That makes a lot of sense, actually.
1366
01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:37,592
He's always late with his rent,
he's always asking for money
1367
01:00:37,675 --> 01:00:41,721
because of his unquenchable thirst
to consume the elixir of capitalist greed.
1368
01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:42,924
He wanted to look important.
1369
01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:45,141
He was always bragging
about the girls he was dating,
1370
01:00:45,224 --> 01:00:47,744
and I'm like, "How do you have money
to take out all these girls
1371
01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:49,395
when you can't pay for your room?"
1372
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,564
He's like 200,000 dollars in debt.
1373
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:55,068
I didn't believe he was dating you
until you showed up at our door.
1374
01:00:55,902 --> 01:01:01,074
Invoking the image of him
engaging in lovemaking is horrifying.
1375
01:01:01,157 --> 01:01:02,283
I must paint.
1376
01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:07,664
He's been bragging about dating you
for at least a year.
1377
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:08,581
A year?
1378
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:12,001
He said you walked up to him on a plane
and asked for his number.
1379
01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:15,254
Gross. Gross, gross, gross.
1380
01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:17,340
I wasted so much good whiskey on him.
1381
01:01:17,423 --> 01:01:20,760
Whiskey?
You're Margot of Margot's on Sunset.
1382
01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,679
- I've always wanted to go there.
- Oh.
1383
01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:25,056
You should come by. Anytime.
1384
01:01:25,139 --> 01:01:26,974
Can you not hit on her in her own home?
1385
01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:28,851
[insects chirping outside]
1386
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,729
Can I see Dennis's room?
I was gonna do the thing
1387
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:33,606
where I ask to go to the bathroom
then snoop,
1388
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:36,984
but lying just feels
really hypocritical at this point.
1389
01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:40,071
- Also, your house makes me uncomfortable.
- Resplendent, isn't it?
1390
01:01:41,572 --> 01:01:42,699
Yeah. I'll show you.
1391
01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:43,908
[door creaking]
1392
01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:48,579
- [eerie instrumental music plays]
- [Margot groans]
1393
01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:51,749
What adult volunteers
to sleep in a twin bed?
1394
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:54,627
I'm sure he'll tell us
he's got a bed coming from France.
1395
01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,172
Who have I been sleeping with?
1396
01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:03,094
[music rises]
1397
01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:08,975
[Margot] Dude, fuck him.
1398
01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:12,437
He is a piece of shit. Let's go.
Let's fuck up his bed and go.
1399
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,314
Oh no. We can't let you leave.
1400
01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:16,398
What?
1401
01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:18,651
She's kidding. We'll walk you out.
1402
01:02:20,528 --> 01:02:21,654
I was just kidding.
1403
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,239
[Andrea sighing]
1404
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:27,160
[somber melodic music plays]
1405
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:34,459
[Andrea sobbing]
1406
01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:39,130
Is it possible that he lied
to protect his mom?
1407
01:02:39,213 --> 01:02:42,425
At this point,
I don't even think his mom has cancer.
1408
01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:47,138
[gasping] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
1409
01:02:47,221 --> 01:02:50,057
He lied about his mom having cancer
1410
01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:52,268
just to get me to feel bad for him.
1411
01:02:52,351 --> 01:02:54,270
- Holy shit.
- Hey. Hey, hey.
1412
01:02:54,353 --> 01:02:57,774
Let's look at the bright side.
Maybe his mom does have cancer.
1413
01:02:57,857 --> 01:03:00,485
- [crying] What?
- I guess that's being too optimistic.
1414
01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:01,486
[gasping]
1415
01:03:01,569 --> 01:03:04,781
I knew it! I knew it! I didn't like him!
1416
01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:07,904
I didn't like him from the fucking start!
There was something wrong with him!
1417
01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:10,995
And you were up on me
about not being salty,
1418
01:03:11,078 --> 01:03:14,540
and being fucking grateful
for everything that comes my way,
1419
01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:17,376
to appreciate everything that I have,
and now look at me!
1420
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,921
This is so fucking embarrassing!
1421
01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:22,298
I'm dating a serial fucking liar!
1422
01:03:22,381 --> 01:03:25,593
I was just trying to help you
get out of your own way!
1423
01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:28,513
I-I didn't mean
don't listen to your own instinct!
1424
01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:30,932
It doesn't mean don't listen
to your friends warning you!
1425
01:03:31,015 --> 01:03:33,518
You had your head so far up your own ass
1426
01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:35,770
and his head so far up your ass!
1427
01:03:35,853 --> 01:03:37,772
I'm the only one looking out for you!
1428
01:03:37,855 --> 01:03:40,399
- That's bullshit!
- Fine. You're on your own.
1429
01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,193
Please don't walk away from me.
1430
01:03:42,276 --> 01:03:43,778
[crying] Margot, wait.
1431
01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:47,031
Margot! Stop!
1432
01:03:47,114 --> 01:03:49,450
The world is only the way
that you want to see it.
1433
01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:52,411
You compete with Serrena Halstead.
She doesn't even sweat you.
1434
01:03:52,495 --> 01:03:55,456
And you were so blinded by Dennis
because he fed your ego.
1435
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:58,167
And now you're turning on me,
your one ally.
1436
01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,168
I'm sorry.
1437
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,796
I love that you're there for me
and I want to be there for you.
1438
01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:03,339
You're my only best friend.
1439
01:04:03,422 --> 01:04:04,882
You're my only best friend.
1440
01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:06,133
[both crying]
1441
01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:09,053
- [Margot] And fuck him.
- Yeah, and fuck Dennis.
1442
01:04:09,136 --> 01:04:11,430
- He should pay.
- He should fucking pay.
1443
01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,074
- He should fucking pay.
- That's right.
1444
01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:14,267
How you gonna make him pay?
1445
01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:16,750
You gonna complain to me about him
for the rest of your life?
1446
01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:19,188
No. I'm gonna take control of my life.
1447
01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:21,399
- What are you gonna do?
- Take control of my life!
1448
01:04:21,482 --> 01:04:22,692
[man] Eat a dick, lady.
1449
01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:23,775
[car horn honking]
1450
01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:25,945
- I'm gonna do something.
- You gotta get in there...
1451
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:30,408
I'm thinking! I'm going to post about him
on Instagram and maybe Facebook.
1452
01:04:30,491 --> 01:04:31,701
You gotta confront him.
1453
01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:33,578
We need more. You gotta get in his face.
1454
01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:35,496
You gotta ask him why. Why!
1455
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,249
We should... We should get him drunk.
1456
01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:41,002
Yes! We should get him drunk
and make him confess.
1457
01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:43,004
Then make him fuck a goat
and take pictures.
1458
01:04:43,087 --> 01:04:44,088
What? What?
1459
01:04:44,171 --> 01:04:46,090
You know,
take pictures of him fucking a goat.
1460
01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:49,510
That's where you went? I said
get him drunk and you're like fuck a goat?
1461
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:51,554
- I don't know.
- That's so weird.
1462
01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:52,471
[phone ringing]
1463
01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:54,390
- Hello?
- [Serrena] Hey, mama.
1464
01:04:54,473 --> 01:04:59,562
Your buddy, Margot, left her zombie
survival bag or whatever in my car.
1465
01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:00,771
It smells like beef.
1466
01:05:01,355 --> 01:05:03,608
- I'm vegan and my...
- Don't open the front pouch!
1467
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,571
- Why?
- Just kidding. There's nothing in there.
1468
01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:08,195
- Cool. Can someone just come get it?
- Yes.
1469
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:09,822
- Yes, I'll...
- So you're coming?
1470
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,532
- I will come get it.
- Okay, coo...
1471
01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,994
Bring him to me. I got you, girl.
1472
01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:16,871
- You got this.
- Oh my...
1473
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,377
"Hey, babe, I have some good news."
1474
01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:26,297
"Let's celebrate
and get drunk at Margot's bar."
1475
01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:28,299
"Love you."
1476
01:05:29,091 --> 01:05:30,384
Wet emoji. Wet emoji.
1477
01:05:32,970 --> 01:05:35,431
[grim electronic music plays]
1478
01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:38,434
[Margot] Motherfucker!
1479
01:05:38,517 --> 01:05:41,604
I could have been rich.
Oh, this is personal now.
1480
01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:42,855
[Dennis] What's personal?
1481
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,028
Nothing. Just celebrating.
1482
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:50,112
Oh.
1483
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:51,530
Wanna get drunk?
1484
01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,824
I just came from an investors' meeting.
I had a steak,
1485
01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:55,326
so it's gonna be hard to get drunk.
1486
01:05:55,409 --> 01:05:56,577
I have Everclear.
1487
01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:59,205
Everclear?
Are we at a tailgate party in Florida?
1488
01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:00,289
I don't know. Are you?
1489
01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:02,833
- What?
- Are you Florida?
1490
01:06:03,417 --> 01:06:05,211
Am I Florida? I... I don't get it.
1491
01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,712
Well, you're gonna.
1492
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:07,838
Okay.
1493
01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:10,716
- Pour you a drink?
- Please. I'm having what you're having.
1494
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,177
[bagpipes playing]
1495
01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:15,221
[Dennis] Breug? Wow.
1496
01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:18,516
[rock music plays]
1497
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:24,063
- It's beautiful. All right. Heavy pour.
- Mm.
1498
01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:30,486
♪ If you listen close
You might hear the sound... ♪
1499
01:06:30,569 --> 01:06:31,569
[Dennis] So good.
1500
01:06:32,029 --> 01:06:33,029
- Top you off?
- Mm.
1501
01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:36,742
Go for it. Built quite the iron stomach
during my Yale years.
1502
01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:39,161
- Okay.
- [Dennis chuckling] A lot of drinking.
1503
01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:42,748
♪ I thought you were a man of action... ♪
1504
01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,375
[music crescendos]
1505
01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:45,960
[retching]
1506
01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:50,673
[crickets chirping]
1507
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:54,927
- Oh. I'm here for the meat bag.
- I think I heard it ticking.
1508
01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:56,387
Oh my God.
1509
01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:57,470
Um...
1510
01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:00,599
I am not nice to you.
1511
01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:03,644
And I realize
it's because I'm mad at myself.
1512
01:07:04,437 --> 01:07:05,717
You have everything that I want.
1513
01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:07,251
Every time I look at your billboards,
1514
01:07:07,314 --> 01:07:09,984
I'm reminded of the fact
that there's a girl out there
1515
01:07:10,067 --> 01:07:12,153
who started just like me
and is the same age...
1516
01:07:12,236 --> 01:07:13,320
We're not the same age.
1517
01:07:13,404 --> 01:07:15,740
So I just wanted to say
thank you for driving me earlier,
1518
01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,366
because you did not have to do that.
1519
01:07:18,492 --> 01:07:21,579
You're welcome. But while you were out
becoming Andrea Singer,
1520
01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:22,997
nationally renowned comedian...
1521
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,624
International.
I played Canada once last year, so...
1522
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,793
When I look at you, I get a bit jealous.
1523
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:31,172
You're a comic.
You can say whatever you want to say.
1524
01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:32,131
I can't.
1525
01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:35,801
I'm just famous enough that people
pay attention only when I fuck up.
1526
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:38,012
- [laughs]
- You get to make your own choices.
1527
01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:41,515
I have a whole team weighing in
on what to audition for,
1528
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:43,142
what workouts to do. Like...
1529
01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:47,188
No offense. I did not
want to do the Space Cadet show.
1530
01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:49,106
- Really?
- At all.
1531
01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:51,776
I promise I'm not out to get you.
1532
01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:56,113
Sorry for how many times
I flipped off your billboard.
1533
01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:57,615
- Wow.
- I do it a lot.
1534
01:07:57,698 --> 01:07:59,992
You have a lot of billboards,
and I see them a lot.
1535
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,535
- [laughs]
- I'm so sorry.
1536
01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:03,996
- I'm flattered.
- [chuckles]
1537
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,623
You have a lot of wins ahead.
1538
01:08:05,706 --> 01:08:09,043
Try not to lose yourself
and what truth means to you.
1539
01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:11,045
I wish somebody had said that to me.
1540
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,506
I didn't just start, so...
1541
01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:16,842
You know what? As I was saying it,
it felt bad, and I'm sorry.
1542
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:17,926
Um,
1543
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:21,055
I promise I won't be weird anymore.
1544
01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:28,020
Mm. You're one of the good ones, Andrea.
1545
01:08:29,313 --> 01:08:30,356
Thanks, mama.
1546
01:08:31,899 --> 01:08:32,942
I gotta go.
1547
01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:34,235
Nail his ass.
1548
01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:35,486
Will do.
1549
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,114
You're really pretty. I have to go now.
1550
01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:39,990
- It's hard to look at you.
- I know.
1551
01:08:42,493 --> 01:08:45,371
[Andrea] Margot! Margot!
1552
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,164
Holy shit!
1553
01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:48,374
[muffled music plays]
1554
01:08:48,457 --> 01:08:50,209
[Andrea] I didn't mean get him this drunk.
1555
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,169
I made a pillow out of his jacket
1556
01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:54,588
and covered him with cardboard
so no one would take him.
1557
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:57,633
Take him? Who's gonna take him?
1558
01:08:57,716 --> 01:09:00,177
Well, I thought, now that he's here,
y'all could work it out.
1559
01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:01,262
He's unconscious.
1560
01:09:01,345 --> 01:09:03,597
Rule number one of war:
keep your enemies close.
1561
01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:05,391
He's gonna wake up and run off.
1562
01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:08,018
I wish we could get him
to sit still and tie him up
1563
01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:09,854
and make him confess or something
1564
01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:11,355
Oh, you mean kidnap him?
1565
01:09:12,022 --> 01:09:14,650
- No, I don't mean kidnap.
- Because I heard kidnap.
1566
01:09:14,733 --> 01:09:16,986
Nope, I'm sorry. Was that your plan?
1567
01:09:17,069 --> 01:09:19,196
Less of a plan, more of a strategy.
1568
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,159
[Andrea] Hi! Have a good night!
We're closed!
1569
01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:24,827
[whispering] Help me get him up!
1570
01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:26,912
[suspenseful instrumental music plays]
1571
01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:29,248
- [Andrea grunting] Oh my God.
- [Margot grunting]
1572
01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,625
Why does he weigh so much?
1573
01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:33,335
Because lies are heavy.
1574
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:34,503
[both gasping]
1575
01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:36,672
I am so rock hard for this mission.
1576
01:09:36,755 --> 01:09:38,465
I've always wanted to kidnap someone.
1577
01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:41,677
Not kidnap. We're not kidnapping.
Definitely not kidnapping.
1578
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:44,722
You know how some girls
dream of their wedding day?
1579
01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:46,473
Shut up, Margot!
1580
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:47,892
[Margo grunting]
1581
01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:50,144
I would've had the money to fix this door
1582
01:09:50,227 --> 01:09:53,772
if Wall Street here hadn't given me
terrible financial advice.
1583
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:56,066
You know that stock he told me not to buy?
1584
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,903
It actually went up 40 percent
in the last two weeks.
1585
01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:00,821
- Oh, the door!
- [women screaming]
1586
01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:04,033
Help me! He's stuck! Margot, he's stuck!
1587
01:10:04,116 --> 01:10:06,619
- [Margot groans] Oh, okay.
- What's happening?
1588
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:09,163
- The door. The... Oh God.
- [Andrea] What is that?
1589
01:10:09,246 --> 01:10:11,165
- [Andrea groaning]
- [Margot gagging]
1590
01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:13,375
- [Andrea] What is that?
- His body.
1591
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:14,960
Oh my God! What part?
1592
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:17,630
His body. I don't... I'll put it back.
1593
01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:19,715
[Margot groaning]
1594
01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:21,508
Oh. Okay. Ahh!
1595
01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:23,010
- [Andrea] What?
- Putting it back.
1596
01:10:23,093 --> 01:10:24,637
No, he'll get infected!
1597
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,680
- [Andrea] He's gonna get sick!
- Ah! Ahh!
1598
01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:29,600
- Oh my God, help me. He's so heavy.
- [Margot] Okay, okay.
1599
01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:30,726
[women grunting]
1600
01:10:30,809 --> 01:10:33,646
I once watched a buddy
pull a ballistic knife out of his butthole
1601
01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:36,232
during a camping trip. This is worse.
1602
01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:38,317
- All right, put him down.
- Okay.
1603
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,652
[Margot] Good, good.
1604
01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:42,279
Oh my God. We've gotta stop the bleeding.
[gasping]
1605
01:10:43,572 --> 01:10:45,324
We've gotta cauterize the wound.
1606
01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:48,661
Oh, fuck yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
1607
01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:52,498
- Where did you learn how to do that?
- That Special Med pilot I did.
1608
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:54,124
I played a nurse. My line was,
1609
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:56,669
"We have to cauterize the wound
before he bleeds out."
1610
01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:59,088
The director was like,
"Can you make it funny?"
1611
01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:00,923
I'm like, "No, it's not a funny line."
1612
01:11:01,006 --> 01:11:02,716
Hold up his arm. I'll show you.
1613
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,840
We have to cauterize the wound
before it bleeds out.
1614
01:11:04,885 --> 01:11:06,053
See? Not funny at all.
1615
01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:08,973
- [grunting]
- Ooh! Fire in the hole!
1616
01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:12,351
[both screaming]
1617
01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:15,646
- How is he not waking up?
- I don't know! Maybe he's in shock!
1618
01:11:15,729 --> 01:11:18,691
Oh my God,
I learned so much by playing a TV nurse.
1619
01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:21,485
Check his pulse.
Make sure he's breathing or something.
1620
01:11:21,568 --> 01:11:22,611
[gasping]
1621
01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:25,281
JCPenney, I fucking knew it.
1622
01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:27,592
That's the evidence needed
to prove he's a piece of shit?
1623
01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:30,286
- Lord! No.
- We gotta keep him upright.
1624
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:33,455
We gotta tie him to the chair.
Use his jacket. Like that.
1625
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,416
- Keep his head elevated.
- Right.
1626
01:11:35,499 --> 01:11:37,084
He should be disoriented.
1627
01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:39,336
It's better
if he doesn't know where he is.
1628
01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:41,630
I still think that we should film it.
1629
01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:44,675
So that you have his confession
in case he tries to mess with you.
1630
01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:46,969
If people watch it,
they'll see that he's tied up.
1631
01:11:47,052 --> 01:11:49,596
So? We'll shoot him from the shoulders up.
1632
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,807
Come on, Hollywood.
Help me with this tarp.
1633
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:53,475
Fuck.
1634
01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:54,852
[suspenseful music plays]
1635
01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:58,939
Margot, you can't use a black tarp.
It'll look like an ISIS hostage video.
1636
01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:00,607
He terrorized you, didn't he?
1637
01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:01,900
Whoa, zinger.
1638
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:05,029
Okay, we put the camera over here.
1639
01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:06,488
[Andrea gasping]
1640
01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:09,241
- [sadly] No, Margot, you can't.
- I can't what?
1641
01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:10,867
You can't...
1642
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,288
You can't put the camera
below his eye line.
1643
01:12:14,371 --> 01:12:15,748
- He'll look hideous.
- So?
1644
01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:19,752
I don't want people thinking
I dated some guy with a bullfrog chin.
1645
01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:22,963
You gotta put the camera here
and come in over the eye line
1646
01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:26,133
and use a key light. See?
1647
01:12:26,216 --> 01:12:28,969
- That is so much better.
- It is, look at the thing.
1648
01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:30,971
- He looks pretty good.
- Yeah, for a liar.
1649
01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:33,557
- You should do more directing.
- I know, right? I think...
1650
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:34,850
What am I talking about?
1651
01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:39,021
I don't want to do this. I don't want
to film him. I don't want this. I...
1652
01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:46,195
- What do we do now?
- We wait.
1653
01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:52,618
[suspenseful synth music plays]
1654
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:30,572
Okay. Well, I'm gonna go pee.
Are you okay down here alone?
1655
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:33,742
Down here with the body? Yeah.
1656
01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:34,993
I'll be right back.
1657
01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:40,082
[Margot grunting]
1658
01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:41,166
[door banging]
1659
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:44,378
[grim instrumental music rises]
1660
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:51,176
[music crescendos]
1661
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,594
[Dennis gasping]
1662
01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:53,846
That woke you up?
1663
01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:57,224
What's happening? Where am I?
1664
01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:58,600
What's...?
1665
01:13:58,684 --> 01:13:59,893
What's going on?
1666
01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,019
- Dennis...
- What?
1667
01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:04,606
- I have to ask you some questions.
- Oh my God, did you steal my kidney?
1668
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:06,733
- [gasping] Why did you...?
- Shut up.
1669
01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,653
Nobody wants your gross, bloated kidney,
you fucking alcoholic.
1670
01:14:09,736 --> 01:14:11,321
You fell.
1671
01:14:11,405 --> 01:14:12,865
[sighing] I did?
1672
01:14:13,782 --> 01:14:17,077
No. Goddamn it, you are a liar,
and everybody knows it.
1673
01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:18,721
- What?
- You got drunk, you passed out.
1674
01:14:18,787 --> 01:14:21,248
Margot and I accidentally
smashed your flank in the door,
1675
01:14:21,331 --> 01:14:22,541
then you somehow caught fire.
1676
01:14:22,624 --> 01:14:24,418
- [gasps] Am I gonna die?
- Probably.
1677
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:28,255
Yeah, you will probably lie
to the wrong person one day
1678
01:14:28,338 --> 01:14:30,090
and they will actually kill you.
1679
01:14:30,632 --> 01:14:33,302
- [Dennis sobs, gasps]
- But today is not that day.
1680
01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:35,846
And fortunately for you,
I just want answers.
1681
01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:37,973
Okay. Okay, okay.
1682
01:14:38,056 --> 01:14:39,056
[groaning]
1683
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:42,227
Why did you do this? Why did you lie?
1684
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,479
Lie about what?
1685
01:14:47,774 --> 01:14:50,777
- Why? What did I do to deserve this?
- [whimpering]
1686
01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:52,529
What? I didn't do anything.
1687
01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:55,240
- Fucking everything!
- [groaning] My shin!
1688
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:56,325
Ow!
1689
01:14:56,408 --> 01:15:00,412
I cared about you so much,
and you talked about getting married.
1690
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,122
What... What was the end game?
1691
01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:04,541
- What was that?
- Okay. Okay, stop. Stop!
1692
01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:06,877
- What was that gonna be?
- Okay, stop. Please stop.
1693
01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:10,047
I love you. That is not a lie.
1694
01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:12,549
- [panting]
- And I...
1695
01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:14,843
Yes, I have lied to you.
1696
01:15:16,803 --> 01:15:18,680
Basically since the day I met you.
1697
01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:21,683
- [melodic music plays]
- I am eating everything on this flight.
1698
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:25,687
I'm gonna chug a gallon of Cranapple
and chase it with a pound of cookies.
1699
01:15:26,271 --> 01:15:30,067
[Andrea] Wanna know the worst part?
I was at TSA for 45 minutes
1700
01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:33,403
because the woman in front of me
lost her boarding pass.
1701
01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:36,365
[Andrea speaking indistinctly]
1702
01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:44,748
Hey. You dropped this.
1703
01:15:45,874 --> 01:15:48,460
- Oh, that is humbling.
- [Dennis chuckling]
1704
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:49,628
[sniffling]
1705
01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:53,173
Flight 1212 to Los Angeles now boarding.
1706
01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:54,925
- Flight 1212 now boarding.
- Hi.
1707
01:15:55,008 --> 01:15:57,970
- Yeah.
- My girlfriend Andrea Singer is in 2A.
1708
01:15:58,053 --> 01:16:01,682
Um, I'd like to join her in first.
I'm on the upgrade list. Dennis Kelly.
1709
01:16:01,765 --> 01:16:06,979
Mm. Unfortunately, you are 23rd
on the list, and it goes by status, so...
1710
01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:11,858
- It costs 1360 to upgrade.
- Okay, absolutely.
1711
01:16:12,859 --> 01:16:17,197
- You have to do that in the app.
- Okay. The app, jeez. Okay.
1712
01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:19,992
- [Andrea] And how did you know who I was?
- [Dennis] I didn't.
1713
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:21,410
I looked you up.
1714
01:16:21,493 --> 01:16:24,037
Wait, you're a comedian, right?
Andrea Singer.
1715
01:16:24,121 --> 01:16:25,121
No autographs.
1716
01:16:25,163 --> 01:16:29,334
That day, you took a call
from your girlfriend. Who was that?
1717
01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:32,170
- Oh, excuse me.
- Yeah. Sure thing.
1718
01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:34,923
- Hello?
- [female voice] It's Cassandra.
1719
01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:37,151
Mr. Barnes wants to know
where the quarterly report is.
1720
01:16:37,175 --> 01:16:38,175
Did you email it?
1721
01:16:38,218 --> 01:16:39,136
Uh-huh.
1722
01:16:39,219 --> 01:16:41,513
Can you re-send it? He's annoyed.
1723
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:42,597
Absolutely.
1724
01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:44,474
I'll print it out, but...
1725
01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:45,892
That sounds fantastic.
1726
01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:47,603
I shouldn't be doing your job.
1727
01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:49,313
I hope to see you soon.
1728
01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:51,523
I won't be here.
I have plans with my boyfriend.
1729
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:52,816
Talk to you later.
1730
01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:55,276
Bye. Love you.
1731
01:16:57,696 --> 01:16:59,239
She's just a girl from my office.
1732
01:16:59,865 --> 01:17:00,865
I know.
1733
01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:03,243
I just thought you were so beautiful,
1734
01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:05,829
and in a million years,
I didn't think you'd talk to me.
1735
01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:07,039
But then you did.
1736
01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:08,999
You were so down to earth and so nice.
1737
01:17:09,082 --> 01:17:12,002
I didn't think you'd like me,
so I started lying. You just...
1738
01:17:12,085 --> 01:17:14,630
You seem like the type of girl
that wouldn't like a guy...
1739
01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:18,467
That wouldn't like a guy...
what, who was nice to her?
1740
01:17:19,009 --> 01:17:21,803
Who was kind? Who was smart? Why?
1741
01:17:22,387 --> 01:17:27,225
Why, because I'm blond and not ugly,
so I deserve to be judged like this?
1742
01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:30,646
Because I'm shallow, I'd go out with guys
who went to good schools, have money?
1743
01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:33,273
Or someone bigger and better looking
with no substance.
1744
01:17:34,983 --> 01:17:36,443
You have no substance.
1745
01:17:37,277 --> 01:17:38,654
What is wrong with you?
1746
01:17:40,572 --> 01:17:41,572
Everything.
1747
01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:45,869
But when I'm Dennis from Yale,
people respect me.
1748
01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:50,457
When I'm a hedge fund manager with money,
people are nice to me.
1749
01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:51,540
[gasping]
1750
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:54,002
I don't care.
1751
01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:56,504
You're nothing.
1752
01:17:57,255 --> 01:17:59,800
You're just a guy from somewhere, and
1753
01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:04,012
I'm embarrassed
how much time I spent on you.
1754
01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:06,223
- [door creaking]
- [Margot] We got a live one!
1755
01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,688
You could have untied yourself
whenever you wanted.
1756
01:18:13,271 --> 01:18:15,107
[Margot] You're just gonna
let him get away?
1757
01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:17,317
I just want him out of our lives.
1758
01:18:17,401 --> 01:18:19,277
I don't want revenge.
I don't want any of this.
1759
01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:20,946
I just want it to be over.
1760
01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:22,030
[groaning]
1761
01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:29,871
Goodbye, Andrea.
1762
01:18:31,164 --> 01:18:31,998
And...
1763
01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:35,419
[somber melodic music plays]
1764
01:18:35,502 --> 01:18:37,462
...hopefully next time we see each other,
1765
01:18:38,004 --> 01:18:40,507
it'll be under more favorable
circumstances.
1766
01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:45,595
[Dennis grunting]
1767
01:18:51,935 --> 01:18:52,935
You okay?
1768
01:18:55,522 --> 01:18:56,522
[inhaling]
1769
01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,066
I feel unraveled.
1770
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:00,860
[sighs]
1771
01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:02,904
[Andrea] I felt stupid.
1772
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,532
I ignored my instincts and my best friend
1773
01:19:05,615 --> 01:19:09,911
for the chance at a life
with a guy I thought I should be with.
1774
01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:12,998
I was willing
to ignore so much to be happy,
1775
01:19:13,081 --> 01:19:15,959
and it all hinged on a man
who, deep down,
1776
01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:19,296
was just proving to himself
that he could get me, or...
1777
01:19:19,379 --> 01:19:21,298
[grunts with disgust]
...someone like me.
1778
01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:23,550
- [sighs] It hurt like hell...
- [knocking]
1779
01:19:23,633 --> 01:19:26,386
...but I was gonna move forward
with my head held high.
1780
01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:29,514
- Are you Andrea Singer?
- Yes.
1781
01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:33,351
You've been charged with assault
and kidnapping. You have to come with us.
1782
01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:35,812
[Andrea] And that's how
the motherfucker played it.
1783
01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:37,481
- [banging]
- [grim music crescendos]
1784
01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,026
[Dennis] I ran for my life.
1785
01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:44,696
This woman I loved,
I didn't think she was capable of this,
1786
01:19:45,405 --> 01:19:46,990
let alone torturing me.
1787
01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:49,075
The scars of being treated like this...
1788
01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:50,827
[Margot grunting]
1789
01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:52,496
...they're gonna last a lifetime.
1790
01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:57,167
Mr. Kelly, how did you see
your relationship with Miss Singer?
1791
01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:58,335
[sighing]
1792
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,171
[dramatic instrumental music plays]
1793
01:20:01,254 --> 01:20:04,633
I was worried for Andrea.
She was desperate, you know.
1794
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:07,511
Her stand-up career was stagnant.
1795
01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:10,430
- Her acting career was tenuous at best.
- [gasping]
1796
01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:12,933
Her goal in life
was to have a billboard on Sunset.
1797
01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:14,267
It wasn't the main goal.
1798
01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:16,579
She was obsessed
with other people being better than her,
1799
01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:19,648
and she saw me as a way out.
It's a lot of pressure on me.
1800
01:20:19,731 --> 01:20:21,149
She's a failed actress,
1801
01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,527
and when she got that TV show,
1802
01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:26,321
I was so happy for her.
1803
01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:28,865
It's like finally she could focus
on something else.
1804
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:32,160
You know? I just wanted to be supportive.
1805
01:20:34,204 --> 01:20:37,290
Mr. Kelly,
is it true you lied to my client
1806
01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:38,917
about having attended Yale?
1807
01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,215
[sighing]
1808
01:20:45,757 --> 01:20:46,883
I am guilty of that.
1809
01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:48,509
[Dennis] Yes.
1810
01:20:49,469 --> 01:20:50,469
I'll admit it.
1811
01:20:51,054 --> 01:20:52,472
I have self-esteem issues.
1812
01:20:52,556 --> 01:20:53,557
[chuckles]
1813
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:57,894
I thought, you know, maybe she would
talk to me if I seemed worth it.
1814
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:02,357
There's no law against that, right?
Lying to a pretty girl over a drink?
1815
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:03,525
Objection, Your Honor.
1816
01:21:03,608 --> 01:21:06,987
This is a trial about my client
being kidnapped and tortured.
1817
01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:09,110
What does it matter
where he says he went to school?
1818
01:21:09,155 --> 01:21:12,576
He could say he was the king of England
and no one would have the right to...
1819
01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:13,952
Sustained.
1820
01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:18,081
I have to say, counsel, you're gonna need
more than a few fibs to make this case.
1821
01:21:18,164 --> 01:21:19,040
[sighing]
1822
01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:21,918
[somber melodic music plays]
1823
01:21:26,798 --> 01:21:28,425
[water running]
1824
01:21:29,509 --> 01:21:30,509
[faucet squeaking]
1825
01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:34,180
How did I get here?
1826
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:38,351
♪ Bull dog, bull dog, bow wow wow ♪
1827
01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:40,812
♪ Eli Yale ♪
1828
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,105
[toilet flushing]
1829
01:21:53,366 --> 01:21:54,366
I'm sorry.
1830
01:21:57,245 --> 01:21:58,246
[quavers] I'm sorry.
1831
01:21:59,623 --> 01:22:00,999
[Dennis muffled] I'm sorry.
1832
01:22:04,336 --> 01:22:05,712
[quavering] I'm sorry.
1833
01:22:08,506 --> 01:22:09,506
I'm sorry.
1834
01:22:10,717 --> 01:22:12,052
[grunting]
1835
01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:14,011
Dennis.
1836
01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:17,349
[Andrea muffled] Dennis, it's me.
1837
01:22:19,392 --> 01:22:20,392
[Dennis] Andrea?
1838
01:22:24,397 --> 01:22:25,398
[grunting]
1839
01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,403
You're so upset
that I was the guy you liked,
1840
01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:32,405
but wasn't the guy you wanted.
1841
01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:35,092
Then I was the guy you wanted
and I became the guy you didn't like.
1842
01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:37,577
What are you, The Riddler? Who are you?
1843
01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:39,913
Who is anyone anymore?
1844
01:22:39,996 --> 01:22:43,375
Are they their Instagram page?
Who their parents want them to be?
1845
01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:45,251
Are they a bunch of projections?
1846
01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:47,095
Are they their dyed hair
and their fake tans?
1847
01:22:47,170 --> 01:22:49,589
You are used to getting whatever you want.
1848
01:22:49,673 --> 01:22:52,342
- What are you talking about?
- [Dennis] Shut up!
1849
01:22:52,425 --> 01:22:54,025
You're like
every other girl in this town
1850
01:22:54,052 --> 01:22:56,429
who thinks she's owed something
because you showed up.
1851
01:22:57,263 --> 01:23:00,809
Women have it so easy.
Guys like me deserve better.
1852
01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:03,687
That's a convenient way to think,
you fucking psycho.
1853
01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:06,982
You have the audacity to judge me?
1854
01:23:07,565 --> 01:23:08,565
We are the same.
1855
01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,820
Well, not totally the same.
1856
01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:13,196
I'm a better actor,
1857
01:23:13,279 --> 01:23:16,783
which is why I'll be okay
and you'll be in jail.
1858
01:23:16,866 --> 01:23:19,494
[grim synth music plays]
1859
01:23:20,495 --> 01:23:21,746
[whispering] Dennis.
1860
01:23:24,582 --> 01:23:25,709
[grunting]
1861
01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:31,547
[sighing]
1862
01:23:32,173 --> 01:23:33,383
[quavering] I'm sorry.
1863
01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:40,724
[inhaling]
1864
01:23:42,475 --> 01:23:44,060
Ms. Singer, please take the stand.
1865
01:23:58,825 --> 01:24:01,119
Torture, by legal definition,
1866
01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:05,582
is the act of deliberately inflicting
physical or psychological pain
1867
01:24:05,665 --> 01:24:07,792
in order to fulfill some desire.
1868
01:24:08,376 --> 01:24:10,545
Admit it. You took him inside,
1869
01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:14,591
drunk and unaware, with the intention
of deliberately inflicting pain.
1870
01:24:14,674 --> 01:24:17,260
We saw the images of his body.
They were horrific.
1871
01:24:17,343 --> 01:24:18,720
Well, try being under him.
1872
01:24:18,803 --> 01:24:21,139
[jury laughing]
1873
01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:22,891
Your Honor,
please instruct the witness
1874
01:24:22,974 --> 01:24:24,976
to confine her answers
to the questions asked?
1875
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,354
Ms. Singer, this is a courtroom,
not The Giggle Hut.
1876
01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:30,815
- Answer the question.
- Apologies, Your Honor.
1877
01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:33,318
Did I deliberately try to inflict pain?
1878
01:24:33,401 --> 01:24:36,404
No, I did not deliberately
try to hurt him.
1879
01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:37,697
What were you trying to do?
1880
01:24:37,781 --> 01:24:40,658
I don't know,
but I didn't want to hurt him.
1881
01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:42,285
None of this was intentional.
1882
01:24:42,368 --> 01:24:44,746
If you want to talk about
intentionally hurting someone,
1883
01:24:44,829 --> 01:24:46,669
maybe Dennis is the one
who should be on trial.
1884
01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:48,750
[male lawyer] And yet you are.
1885
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:52,045
Would you have dated my client
if your life was going better?
1886
01:24:52,128 --> 01:24:53,254
Objection.
1887
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:59,260
This narrative that my life
was in shambles and that I'm insane
1888
01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,471
is so Dennis won't look more pathetic.
1889
01:25:02,013 --> 01:25:04,224
And isn't that what scorned men do
1890
01:25:04,307 --> 01:25:06,893
when they don't get
what they want from a woman?
1891
01:25:06,976 --> 01:25:08,228
They label her crazy.
1892
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:12,941
Would I have dated him?
I don't know. I don't know who he is.
1893
01:25:13,024 --> 01:25:14,400
But you did date him.
1894
01:25:14,484 --> 01:25:16,361
I did. I did.
1895
01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:21,074
And what's crazy is that
all the things I liked about Dennis
1896
01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:22,659
were the things he didn't lie about.
1897
01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:25,245
I liked that he was smart,
1898
01:25:25,328 --> 01:25:28,039
and I liked the way he was nice to me,
1899
01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:31,251
and he was nice to my friends.
I think any human can identify with that.
1900
01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:33,378
Ms. Singer, this isn't your stage.
1901
01:25:33,461 --> 01:25:35,839
Please keep the monologues under an hour.
1902
01:25:35,922 --> 01:25:37,549
Okay, I'm sorry.
1903
01:25:37,632 --> 01:25:38,632
Um...
1904
01:25:39,884 --> 01:25:41,444
- Just one more monologue?
- Your Honor?
1905
01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:47,517
You may continue your answer, Ms. Singer.
1906
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,561
I'm so sorry, but it'll be good.
1907
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,482
Dennis and I are similar
1908
01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:59,028
in that we were both really frustrated
with where we were in life,
1909
01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:03,366
and we both felt that we should
have had more given where we were.
1910
01:26:03,449 --> 01:26:04,534
[somber music plays]
1911
01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:07,162
But Dennis woke up every morning,
1912
01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:09,998
and rather than work at anything
1913
01:26:10,081 --> 01:26:12,292
or try to be something or be better,
1914
01:26:12,792 --> 01:26:14,085
he just lied.
1915
01:26:14,878 --> 01:26:18,339
He's clearly capable of bad things,
of lying without remorse.
1916
01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:20,466
Look at his arm. Why is it in a sling?
1917
01:26:20,550 --> 01:26:22,635
Doesn't anybody check things like that?
1918
01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:25,138
I may be a work in progress,
1919
01:26:25,221 --> 01:26:28,516
and I get frustrated with my job,
1920
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:29,893
and I get angry at people,
1921
01:26:29,976 --> 01:26:32,979
and I date the wrong kinds of guys,
1922
01:26:33,062 --> 01:26:35,273
but at the end of the day, I own it.
1923
01:26:35,356 --> 01:26:36,608
[music builds]
1924
01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:39,986
I'm honest about who I am,
and I'm not ashamed of who I am.
1925
01:26:40,069 --> 01:26:41,069
[sighing]
1926
01:26:41,112 --> 01:26:42,155
And you can label me
1927
01:26:42,238 --> 01:26:45,617
whatever makes vilifying me
more convenient for you.
1928
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:49,412
But let's not forget
to label Dennis exactly what he is:
1929
01:26:49,495 --> 01:26:54,250
a lying, unqualified-for-life coward.
1930
01:27:00,298 --> 01:27:03,444
- [male lawyer] No further questions.
- [judge] We'll take a five-minute recess.
1931
01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:04,677
[gavel banging]
1932
01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:08,723
- Andrea.
- Hey.
1933
01:27:08,806 --> 01:27:10,308
Hi. How are you holding up?
1934
01:27:10,391 --> 01:27:12,810
I just can't believe
it's dragged out this long.
1935
01:27:12,894 --> 01:27:15,104
[sighing] I know. Piece of shit.
1936
01:27:16,981 --> 01:27:20,860
Oh, you were so good
on Space Cadet, by the way.
1937
01:27:20,944 --> 01:27:24,072
- I'm so sorry it only went for one season.
- Thank you.
1938
01:27:24,155 --> 01:27:26,783
And I'm so sorry
they killed you in that star fire
1939
01:27:26,866 --> 01:27:29,577
and your whole face melted off
and you looked so scary.
1940
01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:33,039
Uh-huh. Okay, well, thank you
for being here.
1941
01:27:33,122 --> 01:27:34,749
[Serrena] Oh my God, of course.
1942
01:27:35,959 --> 01:27:37,186
- I'll see you in there.
- Okay.
1943
01:27:37,210 --> 01:27:38,210
Go, Andrea.
1944
01:27:41,381 --> 01:27:45,885
[dramatic synth music rises]
1945
01:27:46,803 --> 01:27:50,265
[judge] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
have you reached a verdict?
1946
01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:51,683
[foreman] We have, Your Honor.
1947
01:27:55,812 --> 01:27:59,899
[judge] Mr. Foreman, what say you
in the matter of Kelly v. Singer?
1948
01:28:02,068 --> 01:28:04,570
[music crescendos]
1949
01:28:04,654 --> 01:28:05,654
[music stops]
1950
01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:10,368
Insecurities are a very personal thing.
This epidemic of a specific...
1951
01:28:10,451 --> 01:28:12,328
- Not all. Relax, sir.
- [laughter]
1952
01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:13,412
...kind of guy
1953
01:28:14,038 --> 01:28:15,331
who's deeply insecure,
1954
01:28:15,415 --> 01:28:17,750
and rather than go out and be better,
1955
01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:20,878
you're just forever making
whatever woman you set your sights on
1956
01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:22,714
pay for your insecurity.
1957
01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:25,550
So it's not your problem,
but it soon will become your problem,
1958
01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:28,052
the fact that he couldn't get any girl
to look at his penis
1959
01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:31,889
until the age of like 36,
because his birthday was last week.
1960
01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:33,725
And now it's on you.
1961
01:28:33,808 --> 01:28:36,978
[synth music plays]
1962
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:41,190
I think it's bullshit that we got
a restraining order.
1963
01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:43,985
No way. Like I ever want to see him again.
1964
01:28:44,068 --> 01:28:46,571
It's the easiest set of rules
I've ever had to follow.
1965
01:28:46,654 --> 01:28:49,198
A thousand feet.
It's still shooting distance.
1966
01:28:49,282 --> 01:28:50,282
Stop.
1967
01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:53,703
Still pretty crazy
that the judge actually went to Yale.
1968
01:28:53,786 --> 01:28:56,998
I felt like she was on our side,
like it was personal for her.
1969
01:28:57,582 --> 01:28:58,958
Did you ever see him again?
1970
01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:02,211
No. He moved out a few days after,
and even left all his stuff.
1971
01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:03,338
Vanished.
1972
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,381
[Margot] Still, it's a big day.
1973
01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:08,009
I'm very proud of you.
1974
01:29:09,218 --> 01:29:10,218
Thank you.
1975
01:29:11,804 --> 01:29:14,557
I never asked you,
what'd you do with that hideous ring?
1976
01:29:15,933 --> 01:29:19,103
I had it appraised, I sold it,
and I used the money to buy this.
1977
01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:23,524
[upbeat electronic music plays]
1978
01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:32,367
Fuck you.
1979
01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:33,993
[laughing]
1980
01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:39,040
[Andrea] And in the end,
1981
01:29:39,123 --> 01:29:42,168
I got my "fuck you" billboard
after all, so...
1982
01:29:42,251 --> 01:29:45,630
Thank you so much for coming out.
That's my story. That's my time.
1983
01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:47,423
[crowd cheering]
1984
01:29:47,507 --> 01:29:49,467
♪ But now we're through ♪
1985
01:29:49,550 --> 01:29:55,681
♪ I know there's no going back
From it, baby ♪
1986
01:29:56,307 --> 01:30:01,479
♪ You know where I wanna be ♪
1987
01:30:01,562 --> 01:30:06,150
♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪
1988
01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:12,240
♪ Maybe you know how it feels ♪
1989
01:30:12,323 --> 01:30:16,911
♪ La la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la ♪
1990
01:30:16,994 --> 01:30:19,247
♪ La la la la la ♪
1991
01:30:20,164 --> 01:30:22,625
♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪
1992
01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:27,213
♪ La la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la ♪
1993
01:30:27,296 --> 01:30:29,549
♪ La la la la la ♪
1994
01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:37,181
♪ I spend all my days thinking of things ♪
1995
01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:38,808
♪ To say ♪
1996
01:30:38,891 --> 01:30:41,727
♪ To keep you safe
1997
01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:45,565
♪ You playing your games ♪
1998
01:30:45,648 --> 01:30:49,193
♪ It's written on my face ♪
1999
01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:53,030
♪ I'm feeling strange ♪
2000
01:30:53,990 --> 01:31:00,371
♪ I know there's no going back
From it, baby ♪
2001
01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:06,002
♪ You know where I wanna be ♪
2002
01:31:06,085 --> 01:31:10,756
♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪
2003
01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:16,721
♪ Maybe you know how it feels ♪
2004
01:31:16,804 --> 01:31:21,392
♪ La la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la ♪
2005
01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:24,020
♪ La la la la la ♪
2006
01:31:24,645 --> 01:31:27,148
♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪
2007
01:31:27,231 --> 01:31:31,736
♪ La la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la ♪
2008
01:31:31,819 --> 01:31:34,113
♪ La la la la la ♪
2009
01:32:02,767 --> 01:32:07,438
♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪
2010
01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:12,985
♪ You know where I wanna be ♪
2011
01:32:13,069 --> 01:32:17,865
♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪
2012
01:32:18,449 --> 01:32:23,746
♪ Maybe you know how it feels ♪
2013
01:32:23,829 --> 01:32:28,501
♪ La la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la ♪
2014
01:32:28,584 --> 01:32:30,878
♪ La la la la la ♪
2015
01:32:31,837 --> 01:32:34,340
♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪
2016
01:32:34,423 --> 01:32:38,844
♪ La la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la ♪
2017
01:32:38,928 --> 01:32:41,472
♪ La la la la la ♪