1 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:12,095 How the hell did he find us? 2 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:13,513 Oh, we're so fucked! 3 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:16,641 We're completely and utterly fucked and we're all gonna die! 4 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,227 Oh, morning, sunshine! 5 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,855 [slurred] What is happening, you guys? 6 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:25,108 You blacked out on grain alcohol and missed the whole crossover. 7 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,568 [gasps] With Big Mouth? 8 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,069 No! Brickleberry. 9 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,029 Oh. Pfft. 10 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,364 Family Guy in the woods? Meh. 11 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,117 Now Fitz's weird Patton Oswalt-lookin' goon 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,453 has tracked us down and he's trying to kill us! 13 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,665 But there's five of you and one of him. 14 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,042 He's a thug, Karen. 15 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,668 He probably has a gun. 16 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,463 Uh, you're cops. Don't you all have guns? 17 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:50,258 [Thester shrieks] Stop shelling! 18 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:52,052 I'm not here to kill you! 19 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,888 But aren't you the Kingpin's henchperson? 20 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,723 Very woke, but no. 21 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,517 The Kingpin only thinks I work for him. 22 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,978 I'm actually Fitzgerald's psychologist 23 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,396 - from Chicago. - [gunshot] 24 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:07,275 Sorry. Chicago makes me think of improv and I fucking hate improv! 25 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:09,986 As I was saying, I'm his psychologist 26 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,738 - from Chicago. - [gunshot] 27 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:14,365 Sorry. Chicago makes me think of hot dogs, 28 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,826 and I got really excited and pulled the trigger. 29 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:17,952 Listen! 30 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:20,538 The Fitz you know is not responsible 31 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,666 for all the horrors the Kingpin has rained down on Paradise. 32 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:27,212 Gerald Fitzgerald is trapped in a horrific prison 33 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:30,048 in his own mind. 34 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,551 - [birds tweet] - [majestic music] 35 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,804 I never thought I'd say this, but... 36 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,640 I'm sick of pussy. 37 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,309 Oh, God! 38 00:01:56,741 --> 00:02:00,787 I think it's time you all learned about the Chicago incident. 39 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:03,832 It was Christmas Day. 40 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:07,877 Gerald Fitzgerald was the best cop in Chicago. 41 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:08,920 Low bar, 42 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:12,715 but he had become obsessed with taking down a crime boss 43 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,509 known as the Kingpin. 44 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:19,305 He was the most vile, hated monster Chicago had ever seen 45 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:22,225 since Jim Belushi. 46 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:25,520 Fitzgerald finally got the drop on the Kingpin 47 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:28,940 when he tried to pull a heist at the bomb factory. 48 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:33,653 [radio beeps] Kingpin, we got you surrounded. 49 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,321 Let the tour group hostages go. 50 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,949 Not 'til you meet my demands. 51 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:41,995 I want a hundred million dollars and a getaway vehicle, 52 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:45,165 a stealth bomber piloted by Mike Ditka. 53 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,083 Hmm, reasonable. What else? 54 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,378 One Chicago deep dish pizza. 55 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:52,255 Are you fucking insane? 56 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,340 You like that slop with the cheese on the bottom? 57 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,384 You wipe your ass before you shit, too? 58 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:58,678 I'm the Chicago Kingpin! 59 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:01,556 I'm fat, my sports teams suck, 60 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:05,059 and I'm irrationally particular about my pizza! 61 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,312 You get me that deep dish 62 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,023 or we all go boom! 63 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,566 [dramatic music] 64 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:12,942 [he sniffs] 65 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,026 [he sighs] 66 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:18,573 [tense music] 67 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,955 Not too fast, Thester. 68 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,498 Build the tension. 69 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,500 Build the tension. 70 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,670 - Are the puppets really necessary? - Yes. 71 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,631 - Can I play with them later? - No. 72 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,966 Oh. Fuck my life! 73 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,553 One Chicago deep dish pizza. 74 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,931 [nervous chuckle] No need to check it. 75 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,684 The fuck is this bullshit? 76 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,811 It's Christmas Day! 77 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,813 Nothing's open except Little Caesars. 78 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,691 So I stacked up three "Hot-N-Readys" and shook the box. 79 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,860 This is on you! 80 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,488 No! 81 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,240 [explosion] 82 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,242 [glass shatters] 83 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,662 Oh, my God, he's alive! 84 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,456 [Thester] Gerald was the sole survivor of the explosion, 85 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:11,292 thanks to Little Caesar's "hurt locker"-like crust. 86 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,587 But the guilt over the deaths of the hostages 87 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,715 fractured his mind into two personalities: 88 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,842 Fitzgerald and the Kingpin. 89 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,929 I told you I wanted deep dish! 90 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:25,139 I, the Kingpin, 91 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,600 will get you back for this, Fitzgerald. 92 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:32,355 Oh! It's all my fault. Those people died because of me. 93 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:33,606 Pizza, pizza. 94 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:38,611 [Thester] I attempted to cure Gerald by trapping the Kingpin persona. 95 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,907 I created a prison in his own mind called Pussyland, 96 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,994 that was based on a children's song my nana sang to me. 97 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:49,789 [to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"] ♪ Pussy, pussy, pussyland ♪ 98 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:53,293 ♪ Where the trees are made of cunts ♪ 99 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,170 We don't care about your nana puppet! Get on with it! 100 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:59,173 This ain't a puppet. This is my actual nana. 101 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,801 I missed her, so I dug her up and had her stuffed. 102 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,263 She was a small woman, but had a big heart. 103 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,681 That's what killed her. 104 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,641 I thought Gerald was cured, 105 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:13,896 but I didn't realize that the Kingpin was taking over his mind every night... 106 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,649 until the day he escaped. 107 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:21,446 Turns out rambling psychopaths don't make the best artists, 108 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:24,198 but enough about Jim Carrey. Ahh! 109 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,992 Anyway, when you first met him, 110 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:28,828 he was Fitzgerald by day and the Kingpin by night, 111 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:31,205 but since his clown coma, 112 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:35,126 Fitzgerald has been trapped in Pussyland permanently. 113 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,609 So, how do we get him out of there? 114 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,463 Absolutely impossible. 115 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:42,759 Unless you happen to have a device that will allow you to enter him. 116 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:46,637 Yeah, which one you want? I got the Devastator, the Dildozer, 117 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:50,183 and my personal favorite, the King Schlong Donkey-Dong. 118 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,145 I think he meant a device to enter his mind, Hopson. 119 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:56,689 Like this one I took from Dr. Kuzniak. 120 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,815 Oh, I get it. 121 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:01,069 So you're pretending to work for Fitz so you can cure him. 122 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:05,323 Yeah, but when I found out about the nuclear weapons under Paradise, 123 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:06,407 I had to warn you. 124 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,409 Paradise doesn't have nukes. 125 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,952 Actually, it does. 126 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,746 I cut a deal with the US government. 127 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:14,540 They get to stockpile defective missiles under Paradise 128 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,502 and I got to write the Game of Thrones finale. 129 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:19,629 [gasps] I even got the launch codes. 130 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:20,797 Fucking Obama. 131 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,424 - Yep, that's how I got the launch codes. - Wh... What? 132 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,968 I don't care if we may die in a nuclear blast. 133 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,846 If there's a chance we can save Fitz, we have to try. 134 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,516 Fitz has put together an army of flipper people. 135 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:32,809 We don't stand a chance. 136 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,561 I'll bet Woody and the Brickleberry Rangers will help us. 137 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,439 Kevin, we couldn't license them for more than one episode, you idiot. 138 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,274 Oh, yeah? Well, then who are these guys? 139 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:41,609 Hey! 140 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:43,444 I'm Pauly Swanson 141 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:46,906 and we're here from Bronckleberry National Plurk. 142 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:49,575 Goddamn these lawyers! He can't even say "park." 143 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,080 Kingpin, we need to talk. 144 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:55,540 I heard about the nuclear weapons 145 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,750 and I'm not taking orders from you anymore. 146 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:58,917 Oh... [chuckles] 147 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,545 ...I think you will. 148 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:03,381 Don't forget, I have something you care about. 149 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,883 Beautiful family you got here. 150 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,345 It'd be a shame if something happened... 151 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,014 to this photo of them! 152 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,766 You monster! 153 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,810 That's my only copy. 154 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:18,980 I bet you wish you bought that digital photo CD... 155 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,565 don't ya? 156 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:24,235 You know how hard it is to get the perfect family photo? 157 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,446 You know how many times we'd get dressed up nice 158 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,531 just to have a kid drop Go-Gurt on his shirt? 159 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:31,325 Or my wife smear lipstick on her teeth that I failed to notice? 160 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:34,370 And if you manage to make it to Sears' portrait studio in one piece, 161 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,723 what are the odds that not a single person is gonna blink, 162 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:40,084 or get red-eye, or put up some goddamn bunny ears? 163 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,586 In that case, 164 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,337 it'd be a shame... 165 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,257 if someone blacked out your daughter's tooth, 166 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:49,594 or drew a mustache on the baby, 167 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:51,179 or a cartoon fart 168 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,931 coming out of your wife's ass! 169 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,100 Okay! I'll do what you say, 170 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,394 you goddamn maniac! 171 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:03,399 Since we're all probably gonna die, I want to get some things off my chest. 172 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,650 Mom, Dad, 173 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:08,404 it was wrong to take Fitz's side over both of you, and I'm sorry. 174 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,323 No need to apologize, Kevin. 175 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,825 We never expect you to be more than a dumb fuck. 176 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,577 That's just who you are. 177 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,495 Thanks. 178 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,787 Wait a minute! 179 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,331 Maybe you two should apologize 180 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,750 for all the selfish, horrible things you've done to me. 181 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,460 And for being shitty parents. 182 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,545 We are not shitty parents. 183 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,756 You never even bothered to give me a middle name. 184 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,216 We tried, okay? 185 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,344 But the nurse said it was a racial slur. 186 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:37,350 What in Dusty's blessed butthole is this? 187 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,310 Gina, this is called a "wall." 188 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:42,563 It's how China kept the Mexican White Walkers out. 189 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:46,025 Why the hell would the Kingpin build a wall around Paradise? 190 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,027 I don't know, but if we're going to find out, 191 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,737 we got to figure a way to get over it. 192 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:52,740 Maybe we should check Dusty's folds, huh? [chuckles] 193 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:53,950 Good idea, Bullet. 194 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:56,577 Yeah, I was, uh, kidding. 195 00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,747 The shit stick! 196 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,832 How's that thing gon' get us over a wall? 197 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,335 - [Dusty squeals] - [Crawford yells] 198 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,422 - [Dusty farts] - We ain't gonna make it! 199 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,842 Uh, this is Paradise Air Traffic Control. Everything okay up there? 200 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:12,926 Negative, Tower. 201 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,930 I got five passengers and a service dog on a flying fat guy. 202 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:17,013 We're low on fuel. 203 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,392 Copy that. Flying fat guy, low on fuel. 204 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,393 Wait, what the fuck? 205 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:23,938 He burned through that cold can of ravioli faster than we thought he would. 206 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,916 - [Dusty farts] - He's down to spurts and squirts. 207 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,900 [controller] Roger. Can you make it to Teeterboro? 208 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,361 Negative, gotta put her down. Brace for impact. 209 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,904 [children giggle] 210 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,240 [children scream] 211 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,662 That's the Kingpin's new headquarters, 212 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:43,082 but in order to get to him, you'll have to get through them. 213 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,170 Flipper people can't even make fists. They're pushovers. 214 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,130 Not anymore. 215 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:53,384 The Kingpin upgraded them with state-of-the-art weaponry. 216 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,887 Wait, there's a manhole! 217 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,765 And look, there's one right next to the tower. 218 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:02,476 [laughs] That's my smart little dumb fuck! 219 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,360 We could crawl through there and we won't have to fight them after all. 220 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,897 All right, time's up. Let's do this. 221 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,568 Gina-a-a Jabowski-i-i! 222 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,194 That bitch just ran in. 223 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,738 Goddamn it, Gina! 224 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,117 [Kevin yells] 225 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:21,954 [chainsaws buzz] 226 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,747 [he yells] 227 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,169 [she grunts] 228 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,634 [yelling] 229 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,390 It's too many of them! We're not gonna make it. 230 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,892 Gina, tase me in the chest. 231 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,560 - What? - Just do it! 232 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,312 [Dusty squeals] 233 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,022 Oh, my God, he's dead. 234 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:49,940 [horse whinnies] 235 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,400 [Dusty] Get some, bitches! 236 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,903 [horse neighs] 237 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,701 - [Dusty gasps] - Dusty! Thank God you're okay. 238 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,095 - [squealing] - What's that sound? 239 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,621 That's just my heart screaming. 240 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,581 His little ass will get tired in a minute. 241 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:07,667 Quick, to the tower! 242 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,421 [elevator music plays] 243 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,090 This is a perfect time 244 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:17,510 for Nana to finish her little song about Pussyland. 245 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,552 [clears throat] 246 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:22,431 [to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"] ♪ If you wish to visit there ♪ 247 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:26,644 ♪ Just lift my dress and part the hair ♪ 248 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:27,937 Fuck you, Nana! 249 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,231 [bell dings] 250 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:32,775 [handguns click] 251 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:36,237 Good job leading them into my trap, Thester. 252 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,863 So you're not on our side? 253 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,032 I was until you punched my nana. 254 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,576 [dolphin clicks] 255 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,206 Now that you are all here, 256 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,042 I can finally tell you my evil plan. 257 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,253 Why does Hopson have an erection? 258 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:54,338 I get fear boners. 259 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:58,050 Anyway, I'm finally gonna get my revenge 260 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:01,554 by killing Officer Fitzgerald and everyone he cares about 261 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,098 in the most satisfying way possible. 262 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,351 Now to enact Operation DD, 263 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:12,773 - aka Operation Deep Dish! - [detonator beeps] 264 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,566 [explosion] 265 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,278 [screaming] 266 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,575 [screaming] 267 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,039 [screaming] 268 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,378 And now to arm the nukes to cook this town 269 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,715 in 30 minutes or less. 270 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,968 You're turning Paradise into a giant pizza? 271 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,261 That's really... 272 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,512 stupid. 273 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,306 That's dumb as shit, man. 274 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,808 I mean, it would make sense if I did it. 275 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,896 We are going to die inside of a fucking pizza. 276 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,774 Oh, did Obama let you write this finale, too, Karen? 277 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,150 Maybe we can stop the nuke. 278 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,153 There's an emergency fail-safe station in Town Square, 279 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,655 but it requires the current mayor's retinal scan. 280 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,449 So we got to break ourselves out of here, 281 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,534 free Fitz from his brain-pussy prison, 282 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,870 and get him there in less than 25 minutes. 283 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,747 [man] Then we'd better get busy. 284 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,123 Clappers? Huh! 285 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,918 There's no way we're trusting you. You work for the Kingpin. 286 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,837 I had no choice. He had my family... 287 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,172 photo. 288 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,591 Is there no limit to his insanity? 289 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,259 But I still can't trust you. 290 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,012 You want me to earn your trust? Fine. 291 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,097 Tell me what you feel. 292 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,724 Violated! Conflicted! 293 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,684 It's... Well, it's growing on me. 294 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,394 Wait. "Trust." 295 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:33,604 I feel trust. 296 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,397 Clappers, you're on the team. 297 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,859 Now convince my tonsils to trust you. 298 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,445 There's a good chance we won't stop the nuke. 299 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,782 Dusty and Bullet, try to save as many of the townspeople as you can. 300 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,033 Get them to the bomb shelter. 301 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:49,078 We need to get the Legion of Dooooom away from Fitz somehow, 302 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,746 so I can connect the brain device. 303 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,830 I'm on it. 304 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,833 - [phone vibrates] - [he stutters] 305 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,128 Hey, uh, boss, HR is on the phone. 306 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:02,800 They say all the employees have to go to mandatory sexual harassment training. 307 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,970 Good. I don't stand for sexual harassment. 308 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,722 Now, get your tight, sweet little ass down there. 309 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,016 [piano music plays] 310 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,352 ♪ Welcome to sexual harassment training ♪ 311 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,270 Fuck, yeah! 312 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,480 ♪ Who cares about orders of restraining? ♪ 313 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,398 Not me! 314 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,568 ♪ When you're done with this class You'll know how to harass ♪ 315 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,904 ♪ It's the only way To make work entertaining ♪ 316 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,950 Wait, you're teaching us how to harass? 317 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,495 What don't you understand about "sexual harassment training"? 318 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,081 You guys are scumbags, right? We thought you'd love it. 319 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,376 ♪ You may think that we are monsters ♪ 320 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,170 ♪ And, yes, that might be true ♪ 321 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,632 ♪ But one thing we believe in ♪ 322 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,845 ♪ Is #MeToo ♪ 323 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,138 One! Two! Three! Four! 324 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,098 ♪ Bad guys ♪ 325 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,476 ♪ Don't have to be bad at being guys ♪ 326 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,021 ♪ Bad guys ♪ 327 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,608 ♪ Don't have to be bad at being guys ♪ 328 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,777 ♪ I might kidnap a baby And cut off its ear ♪ 329 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,530 ♪ But I'd never, ever snap His mother's brassiere ♪ 330 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,658 ♪ I may kill a hundred cops With a bullet barrage ♪ 331 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,620 ♪ But I'd never give a female An unwanted massage ♪ 332 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,497 ♪ I'll chop up a victim Until he is dead ♪ 333 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,751 ♪ But I won't tell a coworker My twat needs to be fed ♪ 334 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,377 You said that to me this morning! 335 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,254 ♪ Bad guys ♪ 336 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,841 ♪ Don't have to be bad at being guys ♪ 337 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,260 ♪ Bad guys ♪ 338 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:34,642 ♪ Don't have to be bad at being guys ♪ 339 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,270 ♪ I may have sex with my taxidermied nana... ♪ 340 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,064 The song is over, isn't it? 341 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,982 Okay, let's just... 342 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,109 put a pin in that. 343 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,696 Attention, citizens of Paradise! 344 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,072 No big deal, 345 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:52,284 I just need everybody to scoot your little butts to the bomb shelter. 346 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,662 What do we got to get to the bomb shelter for? 347 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,831 Well, you see, Robby, the mayor's turning the town into a giant pizza. 348 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,749 No, he ain't. 349 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:02,920 Mayor Fitzgerald just tweeted "Witch hunt. There is no pizza." 350 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,047 Do you have proof of this fake news pizza? 351 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,925 No, just that you're dick deep in marinara sauce. 352 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:11,595 Oh, now you libtards expect me to believe my own eyes? 353 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,430 I actually saw this coming. 354 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,390 This just in. 355 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,226 Crooked Hillary wants to prevent Robby and Delbert 356 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,936 from entering the bomb shelter. 357 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,729 Oh, hell, no she ain't! 358 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,275 Don't take another step, 359 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,320 or I'll glue your family photo into this "World's Best Grandma" frame 360 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,280 and it won't make any sense. 361 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,157 - [Crawford yells] - [Fitz groans] 362 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,369 [grunts] Oh, my God! 363 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,246 There are fingerprints all over it! 364 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,832 Tell my family I'm sorry. 365 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,084 [he screams] 366 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,131 Ain't that a bitch? 367 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,968 [Crawford grunts] I can't hold him much longer. 368 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,178 Get Dr. Duckfucker's device! 369 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,181 - [machine whirs and beeps] - [Fitz groans] 370 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,558 [Kevin groans] 371 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,020 Hey, HDMI. 372 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,570 There's a lock on the door that looks like nothing I've ever seen. 373 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,073 The only way to get in is to get me off. 374 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,742 We're fucked. 375 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,871 [Dusty] Now, do not worry, 376 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,665 'cause you all gonna be safe from the atomic apocalypse 377 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,293 once we get y'all in this bomb shelter. 378 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,128 Dusty, small problem. 379 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,380 This bomb shelter only holds like 30 people. 380 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,923 Or you. You're fat. 381 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,551 I guess I'll have to interview everyone 382 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,763 and decide which citizens are worthy enough to get in. 383 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,350 Our new society's gonna need a doctor. I gotta get my pills from somebody. 384 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,811 Well, you are a fine citizen, Dr. Funtlichter. 385 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,731 You did help me get my cholesterol down to four digits. 386 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:49,943 But, on August 4th, 1999, 387 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:53,489 I bent down to tie my shoe and split my pants and you laughed at me, 388 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,199 so you get to die a fiery death. 389 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,408 Bye. Next. 390 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,995 Okay, Dusty. Surely you can understand 391 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,664 how important it would be to have a chef in the shelter. 392 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,582 You're fat. 393 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,000 Oh, yeah! 394 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,085 No, I know you. 395 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,921 I heard you donate all that food to the homeless. 396 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,799 But, three days ago, 397 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,427 I bent down to get a half-eaten wonton out the gutter, 398 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,888 split my pants and you laughed at me. 399 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,473 Have fun in hell, bitch! 400 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:20,556 Bye! 401 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,853 Well, Dusty, this is your grandmother. 402 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,106 I'm guessing she gets a free pass. 403 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,189 Oh, Grandma. 404 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,818 Well, jeez, I mean, you basically raised me. 405 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,403 And when my diabetes sent me into renal failure, 406 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,280 you gave me one your kidneys. 407 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,909 But, when I was only six days old, 408 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,578 I split my diaper and you laughed at me. 409 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,206 So have fun turning into dust, you goddamn bitch. 410 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,289 Bye! 411 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,336 What do I do? 412 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,088 [stutters] It's so confusing. 413 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,589 Kevin, this is Mommy. 414 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,134 You need to gently caress the clitoris. 415 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,510 The cli-what? 416 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,929 Slap it, Kevin. Slap it! Women like it when you slap it. 417 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,264 No, we don't! 418 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,641 Yell into it! Real loud! Try to make it echo. 419 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,101 Let me handle this! 420 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:07,354 Grab the lips and make it flap around like a manta ray. 421 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,730 Shut up, Randall! 422 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,400 Kevin, the vagina has different parts. 423 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,236 Three parts, Kevin - the labia, the thorax and the teeth. 424 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,697 You two shut up. I got this. 425 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,449 Nothing's more sensual than sparkling conversation. 426 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,870 Now here's why My Hero Academia is one of the better anime 427 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,913 in Japan's new renaissance. It... 428 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,874 [coughs and splutters] 429 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,041 So dry! 430 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,463 So that's what a female orgasm looks like! 431 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,176 Kevin! Is it really you? 432 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,343 It is, Fitz. 433 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,220 I'm here to bring you home. 434 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,306 Well, let's get the hell out of here. 435 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,185 - [rumbling] - What is that? 436 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,769 He found us. 437 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,647 What are you doing out of pussy prison? 438 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,276 I've gotten stronger. 439 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,197 Maybe instead of sending you back to prison, 440 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,116 I'll just destroy you! 441 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,076 [Fitz yells] 442 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,954 You changed the channel right at the best part! 443 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,623 It was getting too scary. 444 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,957 What is this? 445 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,210 [Karen scoffs] Well, it's completely empty. 446 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,586 Must be Kevin's brain. 447 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,923 [Crawford] Ooh! Maybe we'll get to see all the great memories he has of us. 448 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,550 Come on, Kevin. Show Daddy a memory. 449 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,054 Well, our divorce is final. 450 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,264 Oh, Karen, what happened to us? 451 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,099 Hun, people grow apart. 452 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,519 Ha! Just kidding. We both know it's Kevin's fault. 453 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,481 Yeah. Hey, maybe I can finally give him a middle name. 454 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,983 Kevin "I Shoulda Pulled Out" Crawford. 455 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,487 [laughs] Or, Kevin "I Wish I'd Swallowed Him" Crawford. 456 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,823 [laughs] Yeah, Karen, I wish I'd swallowed him. 457 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,368 After all, I did swallow most of his brothers. 458 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,454 [laughter through speakers] [Crawford] Kevin, what a loser. 459 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,790 How do you want to do custody? You take him all the time? 460 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,875 I'll see you in court about that! 461 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,880 I know you were laughing when I split my pants! 462 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,466 Don't you try to tell me it was just gas. 463 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,177 You can have fun using Satan's peter as a pacifier, 464 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,679 you toothless, little bald fuck. 465 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,762 Bye! 466 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,265 All right. Okay. 467 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,016 Let me get this straight. 468 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,979 Every single person in this town has, at some point, 469 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,648 laughed at you for splitting your pants? 470 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,984 Yeah, everyone... except you, Bullet. 471 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,362 So come on, let's get in the bomb shelter. At least we gon' be safe. 472 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,447 Oopsie. Dropped the key. 473 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,200 Argh, I split my pants! 474 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,535 [Bullet stifles laughter] 475 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,786 [Dusty squeals] 476 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,414 A bird flew into my ass! He's inside of there, 477 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:32,749 scratching the living shit outta my B-hole! 478 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,167 [stifles giggles] 479 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,378 [Dusty squeals and groans] 480 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,213 Now there's two birds in my ass! 481 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,716 Ooh! They're either fighting or fucking in there! 482 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,050 Get outta there, you birds! 483 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,844 [stifles laughter] 484 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:47,556 Maybe I can smother them on this tiny tricycle. 485 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,182 [Dusty squeals] 486 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,936 - [fairground music plays] - Why the fuck is this happening to me? 487 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,188 Ha. 488 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,529 Et tu, Bullé? 489 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,613 [tricycle squeaks] 490 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,367 [Fitz groans] 491 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,369 Fitz! Fight back! 492 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,830 He's too strong! 493 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,791 He's like God here. 494 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,710 This is your brain, Fitz. 495 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:18,337 You are God here! 496 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,048 [he grunts] 497 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:26,053 Ah! Officer Fitzgerald still has some fight left. 498 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:33,602 I guess you've forgotten about the 12 people who you got killed! 499 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:35,896 [they moan] 500 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,732 [sobbing] No! 501 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,360 You can't carry this guilt, Fitz. 502 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,278 You'll never defeat the Kingpin if you do. 503 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,989 But they died because of me. 504 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,240 Wait a minute. 505 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,576 These are all Instagram influencers. 506 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:50,494 And look! 507 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:54,206 This is Logan and Jake Paul's third brother, Chaz Paul. 508 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,832 He was the worst one. 509 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:59,628 Fitz, dare I say, you did the world a favor. 510 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:03,548 What up, Chaz-holes. The inside of this brain is lit, fam. 511 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,385 Smash that "like" button and I'll say the n-word. 512 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:10,389 Holy shit. I did do the world a favor. 513 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,808 [Kingpin grunts] 514 00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:17,562 I am God here! 515 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,565 [he roars] 516 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,208 [Kingpin groans] 517 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:42,921 Wow, Fitz. 518 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:46,883 You could have just killed him, but you gave him a female orgasm. 519 00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:51,346 Ah, Fitz is back! [chuckles] 520 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,266 What you all want first? A Fitz bit or a piccolo song? 521 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:57,727 We've got five minutes to get you to Town Square or we're all dead! 522 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:58,811 Oh, perfect. 523 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,772 This song is only three-and-a-half minutes. 524 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,983 [jaunty tune] 525 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,360 Is it too late to get the other guy back? 526 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:08,946 Here it is. 527 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,119 [beeping] 528 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:15,454 [klaxon] 529 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:19,374 Yeah, I disabled that shit. 530 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,377 If you're seeing this, I guess you defeated me, 531 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:26,006 but the Kingpin is getting the last laugh. 532 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,340 [rumbling] 533 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:35,390 [evil laughter] 534 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,891 [beeping] 535 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,351 We're all gonna die. 536 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,312 I'm so sorry we were shitty parents. 537 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:41,395 It's okay. 538 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:42,856 I love you anyway. 539 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:43,939 Kevin, here. 540 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,401 I always carry a copy of your birth certificate, 541 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:50,071 just in case I need to steal your identity and fuck my way through Thailand. 542 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,366 I think it's finally time to give you a middle name, 543 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,328 after my grandfather, Pubesalad. 544 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,413 Aw, thanks, Dad. 545 00:24:58,663 --> 00:24:59,539 Wait. 546 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:00,665 "Pube Salad?" 547 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,043 My name is Kevin Pube Salad Crawford? 548 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:05,212 Can I just go back to having no middle name? 549 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,172 No, you can't, Pube Salad. 550 00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:08,507 Dobby, Dobby. 551 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,674 Dobby! 552 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,010 Oh, it's great to see you, buddy! 553 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,970 Too bad we're all gonna die. 554 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,389 If only we had some way to fly up there 555 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,058 and knock that nuke off course. 556 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,393 Dad, isn't that your old police chopper? 557 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,271 That just might work. 558 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,858 It'd be a suicide mission for the pilot, but it'd save everybody else. 559 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,777 I started out as a fake hero, 560 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,529 but I want to die as a real hero. 561 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:31,780 I'll go. 562 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,115 Kevin, I have never been prouder of... 563 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,116 Dobby! 564 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,536 Look! He's doing it like a real hero! 565 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,372 Dobby! Dobby! 566 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:43,458 Dobby rules! Kevin sucks! Come on, everybody. 567 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,627 [all chant] Dobby rules! Kevin sucks! 568 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,088 Dobby rules! Kevin sucks! 569 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,591 - [explosion] - [cheering] 570 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,427 [sniffles] Oh, Dobby. 571 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:57,347 Huzzah! Oh, I knew you could do it. 572 00:25:57,430 --> 00:26:00,892 I knew you could stop both the Kingpin's nukes. 573 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,686 Wait, there are two nukes? 574 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,396 Yeah, there's the other one right there. 575 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,362 [explosion]