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[ominous music playing]

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Jesus,
after three months living in a sewer,

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we smell like the underside
of Jeff Garlin's tits.

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Too bad Dusty locked us out
of the bomb shelter.

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It was stocked with enough food
to feed the entire town for 25 years.

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At least we were able to get down there
fast enough to survive the blast.

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Besides, the sewer wasn't that bad.

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No, it was great, Kevin.

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My favorite part was
when we ran out of rats

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and had to resort to eating
Hobo-Cop's beard ticks.

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[humming]

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The snack that bites back.

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[dog whimpers]

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Paradise is totally destroyed.

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Uh… I'm so sorry, everybody.

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It's not your fault, Fitz.

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Uh, yeah, the fuck it is.

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How in the hell
are we gonna get rid of a town-size pizza?

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Who the fart only put one day's worth
of food in the bomb shelter?

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[screams, shouts in excitement]

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Look! I'm like a flying squirrel!

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-[theme music playing]
-[Crawford grunts]

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[Fitz yells]

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[Gina grunts]

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-[man yells]
-[Hobson grunts]

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Pizza's gone!

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You know, that was a dee-licious
medium town-size pizza,

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but being trapped without food
was the most horrible experience

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of my whole entire life ever.

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So from now on,
I'll be permanently wearing

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my emergency preparedness fridge.

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Yeah, I once had a fridge on my back.

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William "The Refrigerator" Perry,

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turned my ass from a tight end
to a wide receiver.

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Gina, we need to talk.

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Almost dying
made me realize that life is short,

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and that when you like someone,
you should go for it. So--

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-Oh, Kevin, I feel the same way.
-You do?

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Yes, that's why I'm gonna try
a more romantic approach with Dusty.

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I made him a special chair to trick him
into smooshing his taint on my face.

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Well, I miss living in the sewer.

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I even brewed my own hooch down there.

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Yeah, and it was nasty.

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I'm pretty sure it made me put my dick
in some real regrettable stuff.

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Well, nothing clears up
those pesky regrets

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like Hopson's old-fashioned
Fuck It 'N' Forget It.

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Hopson, that's Drano.

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Who's Hopson?

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Guys! I got a problem.

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[melancholy music playing]

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[chuckles]

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Back to my normal life.

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[dolphin clicks]

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Oh. That feels good, dolphin.

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Wait. What the fuck?

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I woke up next to a horny dolphin!

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Dan Marino?
Boy, could he sneak it up the middle.

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You see, that dolphin's your wife.
You married her when you were the Kingpin.

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And I say this with all due respect…

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[laughs]

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So, not only did I deep dish a town,
I deep-dicked a dolphin?

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I forgot to get you a wedding present.

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Where are you registered?
You know, besides the sex-offender list.

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[laughs]

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With all due respect, of course.

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[Crawford grunts]

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What's wrong, Chief?

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It's my ass polyp.

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What did I do?

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Not you!

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My actual ass polyp.

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After three months in the sewer
without my butt cream,

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it's more swollen and irritating
than Jeff Garlin's fat, creepy face.

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Dad, now seems like a good time
to ask you for some fatherly girl advice.

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No, Kevin, you can't get a sock pregnant.
Now get out of my face.

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Dad, what are you so mad about?

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Gee, I don't know, Kevin.

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Maybe it's because it feels like

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the circus strongman is
shanking my shitbox,

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and our town is a radioactive wasteland!

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A slightly radioactive wasteland.

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The EPA said most of the radiation settled
around Lake Paradise.

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[clicking]

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Hey, don't you know about the radiation?

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Hell, yeah, I know about Ray the Asian.

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He banned me from the laundromat
for sniffing panties.

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You probably should've let his wife
take 'em off first, Robby.

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The lake is hazardous!

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That beekeeper don't know shit.

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This lake is fun, man!

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Look at this cool-ass fish.
It's got thumbs.

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Hey!

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What in the hell did we hit?

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An island. And it wasn't here before.
The explosion must've formed it.

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If it's newly formed land,

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we can claim it as ours
and start our own country.

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We need a name for our new country.
Got any ideas?

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How about Neverland?

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Do I look like I fuck boys?

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-Yeah.
-For real?

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What is it?
The mustache, the glasses, or the shirt?

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It's a combination, really.

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Wow.

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You know what?
I'm gonna try to be less creepy.

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And by the way,
this country shall be called Twatemala.

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I told you this pair of Ray the Asian's
wife's panties would come in handy.

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Yeah, you're a regular Jeff Garlin, Robby.

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Anyway,
you sure this island ain't dangerous?

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There ain't a damn thing dangerous
on this island

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except that mutated flying alligator.

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Good.

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-Wait a minute--
-[gator roars]

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Ow. Ow.

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Shit like this
makes me proud to be Twatemalan.

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[piano playing]

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Oh, Randall, you horny devil, I'm working.

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Hey, I'm only here for my rectal exam.

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So, do you want me to play doctor
or be doctor?

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Never mind. I'll do both.

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Ah! Oh my God!

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Randall, have you been
doing anything unusual with your ass?

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Answer truthfully.

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No, just the usual stuff.

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[Randall] Kiss my ass, mushroom cloud!

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[laughing]

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Well, the radiation from the nuclear blast
has mutated your ass polyp

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into something terrifying.

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[music swells]

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[yells] What the fuck? Kill it! Kill it!

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Right, let me run and grab my scalpel,
and I'll take care of that butthead.

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[polyp] Please don't kill me.

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Who said that? Wait a minute.

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Please don't kill me!

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We could be best friends.
I'll be your polyp pal.

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Well, you are kind of a cute little devil.

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So are you, good-looking!

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Oh! Talking ass polyp,
flattery will get you everywhere.

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Okay, Chief,
time to get your head out of your ass.

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Hey, where'd he go?

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[Gina] I don't know,
but I need a little help, Doc.

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Worth it.

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[piano playing]

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♪ I got a friend who lives down low ♪

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♪ He spends his time
Where the sun don't show ♪

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♪ I got a friend who's big and strong ♪

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♪ I share a driveway with his dong ♪

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♪ We're… ♪

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♪ Butt buddies ♪

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♪ Butt buddies ♪

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♪ We stick together
When things get muddy ♪

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-♪ We are… ♪
-♪ Butt buddies ♪

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♪ Butt buddies ♪

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♪ You started where I fart ♪

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♪ But I found a way into your heart ♪

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♪ We're… ♪

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♪ Butt buddies ♪

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♪ Butt buddies ♪

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[music continues]

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[polyp] Mm. That smells yummy.

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Aw. You want some, little buddy?

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[music stops abruptly]

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-♪ We're… ♪
-♪ Butt… ♪

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♪ Buddies! ♪

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Oh, fuck, yeah.

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She's a dolphin, Fitz.

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Just tell her you want a divorce
and don't take…

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[imitates dolphin]

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…for an answer.

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I've got something to tell you.

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[squeaking]

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What? No!

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We joke about unplanned pregnancy,
kids, but remember,

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when you get old enough
to have sex with your first dolphin,

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don't go downtown.

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They shit out of their pussy.

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[ethereal music]

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Wow, you're getting big, little buddy!
And more handsome.

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Thank you, Chief.

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[farts]

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[yawns]

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What? What the hell?

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What are you doing?

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Well, you were still asleep,
so I thought I'd make you breakfast.

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-How do you like your eggs?
-Uh, not made by an ass polyp?

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Okay. So not Denny's style. [farts]

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Look, polyp, I like you, but don't ever
take control of my body again.

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Randall, don't forget you promised
to take me to see Hamilton tonight.

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What? No, I only agreed to that

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'cause I thought we were all
about to die in a nuclear explosion,

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which would be less excruciating
than going to fucking Hamilton!

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For just one night,
could you not be an asshole?

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Shit, would I do anything
to get out of Hamilton.

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It's got everything I hate.

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History lessons, rap music,
Puerto Ricans dressed like vampires.

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Oh, Randall, why don't I take her?

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You could pop an Ambien
and sleep through the whole thing. [farts]

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Holy shit, that's brilliant,
you little brain in my ass.

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I could just kiss you
if I could reach you.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Oh, Karen!
I was trying to, uh, kiss my own asshole.

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Good save, Chief.
That could've been weird. [farts]

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[royal fanfare plays]

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Sit.

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Stay.

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Kiss your own asshole.

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You're a good boy!
I'ma gonna call you William.

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Think you could ask William
to give me my good hand back?

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00:10:01,663 --> 00:10:02,956
Appreciate it, William.

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00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:06,710
Robby, we should discuss the philosophy
for our new country.

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What do you mean our country?

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Twatemala's my country
'cause I'm the king of this bitch.

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Why do you get to be king?

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It's either me or that little cripple
with the bowl cut.

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00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:18,764
Well, that'd be a real "fuck you"
to the audience.

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Hamilton has agreed to donate
all the proceeds from the show

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to my Rebuild Paradise initiative.
Ooh, I'm so excited!

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Oh. Whoa! Oh, oh!

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Me too, darling. My human head
cannot wait to see this show.

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Hmm.
There's something different about you.

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Sugarplum, have I ever told you

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that you are the most beautiful woman
I have ever seen?

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[releasing whistling fart]

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And by "different," I do mean better.
[chuckles]

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Excuse me. Just squeezing through here.
Thanks so much.

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Ah! You crushed my legs!

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"Ah! My legs is crushed!"
Put some ice on it, crybaby!

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00:11:01,181 --> 00:11:03,767
Randall, this is the front row!

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Normally, you buy the discounted
bathroom-smell tickets in the back.

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I sprung for the upgrade.
Nothing's too good for you.

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Who are you,
and what have you done with my husband?

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Huh? I-- I-- I'm certainly not sitting
on his face right now!

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[laughs]

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I'm a human head. [farts]

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[actor] Hark!
Here comes Alexander Hamilton!

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[rapping] ♪Yo, yo. I'm Alexander Hamil-- ♪

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-Ah!
-[audience gasps]

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He's dead!

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00:11:31,253 --> 00:11:33,088
Lin-Manuel Miranda's dead!

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Who the hell plugged an extension cord
on the stage?

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Calm down! Just put an ice pack

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on that little
Puerto Rican vampire pussy of yours.

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Sorry, everyone.

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I guess we have to cancel the show,

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unless, by some miracle,
someone could fill in?

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Oh. I was really
looking forward to the show.

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I guess we have to go home.

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Not so fast.

248
00:11:56,403 --> 00:11:57,279
[lights click on]

249
00:11:57,904 --> 00:12:00,991
♪ My name is Alexander Hamilton
Not a talking polyp, man ♪

250
00:12:01,074 --> 00:12:03,827
♪ My Federalist philosophy
Deep like a colonoscopy ♪

251
00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:06,580
♪ Kill the king dead
Force him out like a turtle head ♪

252
00:12:06,663 --> 00:12:08,999
♪ Throw your feet in the air
And stand up on your hands ♪

253
00:12:09,082 --> 00:12:10,667
♪ What's my motherfuckin' name? ♪

254
00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:13,253
-♪ Alexander Hamilton! ♪
-[farts]

255
00:12:17,591 --> 00:12:20,802
[audience cheering]

256
00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:23,889
Huh? Uh? What the hell?

257
00:12:23,972 --> 00:12:26,475
[Karen moans]

258
00:12:26,558 --> 00:12:28,518
Republican Jesus, save us!

259
00:12:29,186 --> 00:12:32,189
That son of a bitch is
tongue-dartin' my wife!

260
00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:33,273
You--

261
00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:35,275
Be right back!

262
00:12:36,193 --> 00:12:38,779
How dare you go down on my wife!

263
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:40,697
Now she's gonna expect me to do it!

264
00:12:40,781 --> 00:12:42,866
You will never control my body again.

265
00:12:42,949 --> 00:12:46,453
Oh, no,
I think you have that ass-backwards!

266
00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:49,122
You'll never control my body again.

267
00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:51,541
I suffered years of your abuse.

268
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:56,046
What kind of cheap bastard
buys toilet paper from the 99-cent store?

269
00:12:56,588 --> 00:12:59,299
But now I can finally have my revenge!

270
00:12:59,382 --> 00:13:03,178
I'm gonna make you watch
as I take your family from you!

271
00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:04,930
[laughs nefariously]

272
00:13:05,013 --> 00:13:06,890
No! I won't let you!

273
00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:08,850
[attempts nefarious laugh] Oh!

274
00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:10,769
Ha! I'm stronger than you.

275
00:13:10,852 --> 00:13:13,396
Let's see how you like Mr. Scratchy's!

276
00:13:14,648 --> 00:13:16,483
Where'd you go, hot stuff?

277
00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:19,528
Karen, remember
when you wanted to try pegging?

278
00:13:19,611 --> 00:13:21,530
Well, I'm ready.

279
00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:24,366
Don't hold back now. I can take it.

280
00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:26,451
[grunts]

281
00:13:27,244 --> 00:13:29,246
[mandolin playing]

282
00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:31,414
♪ King Robby is the mighty king ♪

283
00:13:31,498 --> 00:13:33,583
♪ He's got a 12-pound ding-a-ling ♪

284
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,585
♪ King Robby rules all the land ♪

285
00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:38,547
♪ When he needs to nut
He grabs my hand ♪

286
00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,590
[grunts]

287
00:13:40,674 --> 00:13:42,843
I know, William. That song sucked.

288
00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:44,719
Damn, you wrote it, Robby.

289
00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:48,098
William, have a hot dog,
and a hot dog to wash down that hot dog.

290
00:13:48,181 --> 00:13:51,393
And a hot dog to wash down that hot dog,
and a hot dog to wash down that hot dog.

291
00:13:51,476 --> 00:13:54,229
Robby, you might wanna ration
them hot dogs. That's all the food we got.

292
00:13:54,312 --> 00:13:57,190
Shut up, peasant!
You think your king is stupid enough

293
00:13:57,274 --> 00:14:00,735
to feed our entire country's food supply
to a flying alligator?

294
00:14:02,279 --> 00:14:04,155
Your hot dog pocket's empty, ain't it?

295
00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:07,492
No, uh, I feel one wiener in there,
but it's stuck.

296
00:14:07,576 --> 00:14:09,244
Maybe if I keep tugging it…

297
00:14:10,787 --> 00:14:12,122
[moans]

298
00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:14,499
The king done cum.

299
00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:19,337
My wife is pregnant.

300
00:14:19,421 --> 00:14:21,131
[laughs]

301
00:14:21,214 --> 00:14:24,509
This just keeps getting better.
You dolphin-fucking weirdo!

302
00:14:25,176 --> 00:14:27,721
-With all due respect.
-Bullet, that's not helpful.

303
00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:31,016
Don't worry. I got just what you need
to deal with the situation.

304
00:14:31,683 --> 00:14:33,768
-What's wrong with you?
-All right, hold on.

305
00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:36,813
I was gonna say we use this
to break into a car

306
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:40,317
and drive to another state
where abortions are legal.

307
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,361
What?
No, I'm gonna do the right thing here.

308
00:14:43,445 --> 00:14:46,323
After what I did to the town,
I need to do everything I can

309
00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:47,657
to be a better person.

310
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:50,827
[laughing] Stop it! You're so bad!

311
00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:53,622
You little devil,
you let me win every match.

312
00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:55,749
Oh, I didn't let you win, darling.

313
00:14:55,832 --> 00:14:58,543
It's this damn tennis knee--
Elbow. Tennis elbow.

314
00:14:58,627 --> 00:15:00,754
[laughing]

315
00:15:00,837 --> 00:15:03,423
[both moaning]

316
00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:04,674
[farts]

317
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:05,800
Do you want a mint?

318
00:15:05,884 --> 00:15:09,387
Chief, I know you're gonna yell at me,
but could I have the day off?

319
00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:13,475
I'm supposed to meet my wife's parents,
and I need to learn to breathe underwater.

320
00:15:13,558 --> 00:15:15,435
Sure you can have the day off, Fitz.

321
00:15:15,518 --> 00:15:17,312
Really? Why are you being so nice?

322
00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:19,940
Life's too short to be angry all the time.

323
00:15:20,023 --> 00:15:22,984
I mean, we're all human heads here, right?

324
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:26,988
Anyone else notice that a polyp
took over Chief's body?

325
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,493
Kevin, my favorite son. [chuckles]

326
00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:33,411
Sorry I snapped at you earlier.

327
00:15:33,495 --> 00:15:37,499
How's about a little father-son time later
so I can give you that girl advice?

328
00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:39,876
Seriously? That'd be great, Dad.

329
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,920
[trumpet fanfare playing]

330
00:15:47,008 --> 00:15:48,093
Hear ye. Hear ye.

331
00:15:48,176 --> 00:15:51,763
I present the smoker of crack,
the getter of welfare,

332
00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:55,934
the stealer of Amazon packages,
the haver of peter cheese,

333
00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:58,269
King Robby of Twatemala.

334
00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:00,271
[fanfare plays]

335
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:08,655
I, King Robby, hereby demand that
Paradise hand over all hot dogs at once

336
00:16:08,738 --> 00:16:10,615
or risk war…

337
00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:12,951
Wiener war.

338
00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:15,453
Well, I'm sure we can solve this amicably.

339
00:16:15,537 --> 00:16:16,830
Let me handle this, Chief.

340
00:16:16,913 --> 00:16:20,417
I happen to be the owner
of 90% of Paradise's wiener supply,

341
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,168
and I got a little counteroffer.

342
00:16:23,294 --> 00:16:24,129
Oh, shit.

343
00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:25,380
Retreat! Retreat!

344
00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:27,215
Robby, wait for me!

345
00:16:27,298 --> 00:16:28,717
[Robby] Fuck off, Delbert!

346
00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:35,390
[squeaking]

347
00:16:36,641 --> 00:16:40,437
What a lovely reef you have here,
Mom and Dad. [chuckles]

348
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,896
Can I call you Mom and Dad?

349
00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:44,816
Anyway, I brought some wine.

350
00:16:48,778 --> 00:16:50,947
I don't know what I thought
was gonna happen.

351
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:54,868
[squeaking]

352
00:16:54,951 --> 00:16:56,119
Who the fuck is this?

353
00:16:56,202 --> 00:16:57,620
[angry squeaking]

354
00:16:57,704 --> 00:16:58,997
[clicking]

355
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,957
'Sup, Mr. D, Miss D?

356
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,542
You speak English?

357
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,169
I speak four languages.

358
00:17:04,252 --> 00:17:07,380
I studied at Chico State,
which doesn't seem like a great school

359
00:17:07,464 --> 00:17:09,424
until you remember that I'm a dolphin.

360
00:17:09,507 --> 00:17:12,052
You obviously brought him here
to break us up,

361
00:17:12,135 --> 00:17:15,096
but it ain't gonna work
because we're in love.

362
00:17:18,391 --> 00:17:20,685
Hey, was that the Fitz Bitz guy?

363
00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:22,228
I saw him on TV.

364
00:17:22,312 --> 00:17:25,398
He said dolphins shit out their pussy.
Is that true, Miss D?

365
00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:26,399
[fanfare playing]

366
00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:31,905
[groans]

367
00:17:33,531 --> 00:17:38,244
About time you got your lazy ass back.
Now, listen, we got a wiener war to fight.

368
00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:39,829
And by we, I mean you.

369
00:17:39,913 --> 00:17:42,457
You expect me
to fight this wiener war all by myself?

370
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:43,958
Can I at least take William with me?

371
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,710
Hell, no. I ain't sendin' William

372
00:17:45,794 --> 00:17:48,046
to get killed in some madman's wiener war.

373
00:17:48,129 --> 00:17:50,298
Damn it, we don't even have any weapons.

374
00:17:50,381 --> 00:17:51,466
What do you call this?

375
00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:53,051
-A pencil.
-For real?

376
00:17:53,134 --> 00:17:55,470
I should write that down. But with what?

377
00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:56,930
Anyway, Sir Delbert,

378
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:59,390
you're gonna take this here pin-kill,

379
00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:02,644
and you're gonna bring me back
that fat cop's head.

380
00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:05,396
Okay, okay,
but can I at least take Fonzie Fish?

381
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,648
Aaay!

382
00:18:06,731 --> 00:18:08,233
Bone spurs!

383
00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:11,027
[dramatic music playing]

384
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,072
[cries out]

385
00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:15,740
You may take my life,

386
00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:19,369
but the Jews are responsible
for all the wars!

387
00:18:19,452 --> 00:18:23,123
What? I'm quoting Mel Gibson,
that Jew-hating drunk.

388
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,042
[screaming]

389
00:18:30,713 --> 00:18:31,756
Mm-hmm.

390
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,467
[screams]

391
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:35,677
[exhausted] Ah!

392
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,012
Enough blood has been spilled…

393
00:18:39,139 --> 00:18:40,974
out of my chafed nipples.

394
00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:42,934
If you just give me
a few packs of them hot dogs,

395
00:18:43,017 --> 00:18:44,477
we could end this wiener war.

396
00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:47,647
You got yourself a deal.
Let there be peace.

397
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:50,233
Robby's gonna be real mad
if I don't bring back your head.

398
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:52,944
-You don't happen to have an extra one?
-An extra head?

399
00:18:53,027 --> 00:18:57,490
You think I got one growing out of my ass
or something? What is this, Crazy Town?

400
00:18:57,574 --> 00:18:58,908
Oh, hey, Chief.

401
00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:00,994
Hey, Dusty. I'm a human head.

402
00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:02,328
I know you are.

403
00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:03,705
That's my boss.

404
00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:07,083
You know, this is the first time
we've ever done this. [whimpers]

405
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,502
So, tell me about your girl trouble, son.

406
00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:10,712
[grunts]

407
00:19:10,795 --> 00:19:11,629
Shit.

408
00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:12,630
Well, I like Gina,

409
00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:16,259
but I don't think I'll ever get anywhere
with her while Dusty is around.

410
00:19:16,342 --> 00:19:18,595
-Ah, why don't we just kill him?
-What?

411
00:19:18,678 --> 00:19:19,762
Er, kidding! Kidding!

412
00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:22,640
Heh. Human heads
can't go around killing people.

413
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:26,269
Look, I'll talk to Dusty.
I think I can work this whole thing out.

414
00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:27,854
Heh. I'm a human head.

415
00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:29,564
Really? Thanks, Dad.

416
00:19:29,647 --> 00:19:32,108
I don't say this enough, but I love you.

417
00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:34,861
[sobbing]

418
00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:37,697
Here comes a fast one.

419
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:38,615
[grunts]

420
00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:43,119
Aaay! Go fuck yourself-amundo.

421
00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:45,496
That's some throw, Dad.

422
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:48,166
Well, 'cause he's got feet for hands.

423
00:19:48,249 --> 00:19:50,293
See, that… that's not your father.

424
00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:52,420
It's a… a sentient polyp.

425
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:56,925
Well, we better go, Dad.
It's getting late.

426
00:19:58,718 --> 00:20:00,970
[whimsical music playing]

427
00:20:11,898 --> 00:20:14,943
I guess I was being silly
for thinking everyone would judge us.

428
00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:17,528
I should've known
that this is not that kind of town.

429
00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:19,530
[animals noises]

430
00:20:19,614 --> 00:20:20,949
[squeaking]

431
00:20:21,032 --> 00:20:22,450
The baby's coming! It's time!

432
00:20:22,533 --> 00:20:24,035
We gotta get to the hospital!

433
00:20:24,118 --> 00:20:25,828
Take my wife, please.

434
00:20:25,912 --> 00:20:28,248
-[horse neighs]
-[Fitz grunts]

435
00:20:28,331 --> 00:20:29,582
Thanks, horse fucker.

436
00:20:32,168 --> 00:20:35,255
Breathe, baby,
just like we learned in Lamaze class.

437
00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:37,507
In through the snout,
out through the spout.

438
00:20:38,341 --> 00:20:41,427
-I'm glad you could be here, Bullet.
-Hey, no problem, buddy.

439
00:20:41,511 --> 00:20:43,763
I'm just getting paid to FaceTime this
to Joe Biden.

440
00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:47,225
Oh, fuck, yeah.

441
00:20:47,308 --> 00:20:49,185
Good, Mrs. Dolphin Fitzgerald.

442
00:20:49,269 --> 00:20:52,480
Your vag-anus is fully dilated. Now push.

443
00:20:52,563 --> 00:20:54,023
-[dolphin clicking]
-[water splashing]

444
00:20:54,107 --> 00:20:57,235
Well, you just gave birth
to a beautiful baby… something.

445
00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,445
[music swells]

446
00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:02,240
Pretty sure it made me put my dick
in some real regrettable stuff.

447
00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:03,825
Real regrettable stuff.

448
00:21:05,326 --> 00:21:06,869
I love fucking this dolphin!

449
00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:10,123
Oh! I'm never gonna forget
fucking this dolphin!

450
00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,208
[squeaking]

451
00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:15,253
Uh, look, Fitz, I can explain.

452
00:21:15,336 --> 00:21:17,088
You are gonna die…

453
00:21:17,171 --> 00:21:19,632
when you see how cute my baby boy is!

454
00:21:20,174 --> 00:21:21,592
Don't he look just like me?

455
00:21:21,676 --> 00:21:26,514
Yeah. He has your, uh, your furry tail,
your wet nose. Look at that.

456
00:21:27,598 --> 00:21:29,600
-[horse grunts]
-[water splashing]

457
00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:33,771
Well, that one I remember.
Ugh, I gotta call my sponsor.

458
00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:36,357
[royal fanfare plays]

459
00:21:36,441 --> 00:21:38,568
Robby, not only did I get your wieners,

460
00:21:38,651 --> 00:21:41,154
I got them through diplomacy
rather than bloodshed.

461
00:21:41,237 --> 00:21:44,240
Well, I kinda wanted bloodshed,
but at least you got something.

462
00:21:44,324 --> 00:21:45,867
Man, these are turkey dogs!

463
00:21:45,950 --> 00:21:48,244
But, damn, they're all natural.
No nitrates.

464
00:21:48,328 --> 00:21:50,330
Fuck you, Delbert!
Nitrates are the best part.

465
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:51,831
You're a shitty king, Robby.

466
00:21:51,914 --> 00:21:52,957
Bossing me around,

467
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,251
not appreciating me,
making me touch your peter

468
00:21:55,335 --> 00:21:58,171
when I don't want to,
and not letting me touch it when I do.

469
00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:01,382
-I'd be a better king than you.
-Get your damn hands off my crown!

470
00:22:01,466 --> 00:22:03,718
Hey, stop touchin' my crown!
Get off me, man!

471
00:22:03,801 --> 00:22:05,470
-What's the matter with--
-My damn--

472
00:22:05,553 --> 00:22:07,263
[royal fanfare plays]

473
00:22:07,347 --> 00:22:09,849
All hail King William.

474
00:22:09,932 --> 00:22:12,518
Still makes more sense
than the Game of Thrones finale.

475
00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:15,229
[zipper unzips]

476
00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:18,483
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Kevin, what kind of perv are you?

477
00:22:18,566 --> 00:22:19,650
What are you doing?

478
00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:23,654
Duh. Trying to get a look
at Dusty's stubby chubby,

479
00:22:23,738 --> 00:22:25,823
but he hasn't shown up to work yet.

480
00:22:25,907 --> 00:22:29,827
Huh. That's weird.
Dusty never misses Fritter Friday.

481
00:22:31,704 --> 00:22:34,415
Kevin, have you seen your dad?
He said, and I quote,

482
00:22:34,499 --> 00:22:36,709
"I'll meet you there at 4 p.m."
[makes fart sound]

483
00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:40,838
Hmm. I haven't,
and Dusty seems to be missing too.

484
00:22:40,922 --> 00:22:41,923
I'll call Dad.

485
00:22:42,006 --> 00:22:42,882
[phone ringing]

486
00:22:42,965 --> 00:22:44,926
Hey, Dad, have you seen Dusty?

487
00:22:45,009 --> 00:22:46,886
Yeah. I'm at his place right now.

488
00:22:46,969 --> 00:22:49,555
Uh, turns out,
Dusty's agreed to leave town forever,

489
00:22:49,639 --> 00:22:52,100
so everything will be better
with you and Gina.

490
00:22:52,183 --> 00:22:53,726
Bye! I'm a human head!

491
00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:56,062
Come on, end call, you stupid thing!

492
00:22:56,145 --> 00:22:59,232
[muffled screams]

493
00:23:00,066 --> 00:23:04,070
-Holy crap! Dad's gonna kill Dusty!
-Why would he do something like that?

494
00:23:04,153 --> 00:23:06,322
'Cause he's a goddamn polyp!

495
00:23:07,281 --> 00:23:10,201
We'll figure this out somehow.
We better get to Dusty's.

496
00:23:10,868 --> 00:23:12,787
[suspenseful music playing]

497
00:23:12,870 --> 00:23:15,581
-Dad, don't do it!
-Kevin, it's not what it looks like!

498
00:23:15,665 --> 00:23:18,126
We're, we're… writing a Dexter musical.

499
00:23:18,209 --> 00:23:19,043
Uh… [farts]

500
00:23:19,127 --> 00:23:21,921
-Gonna be bigger than Hamilton.
-That explains it.

501
00:23:22,004 --> 00:23:24,257
-Makes sense.
-We'll let you get back to it.

502
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:26,801
[grunts]

503
00:23:26,884 --> 00:23:29,095
Don't listen to him!
He's an evil ass polyp!

504
00:23:29,762 --> 00:23:31,556
[screams] What the fuck?

505
00:23:31,639 --> 00:23:33,599
How could no one have noticed this?

506
00:23:33,683 --> 00:23:35,435
You people are fucking assholes.

507
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:38,354
[both grunting]

508
00:23:42,984 --> 00:23:44,318
[Randall laughs nefariously]

509
00:23:44,402 --> 00:23:45,403
[screams]

510
00:23:45,486 --> 00:23:46,654
[grunts]

511
00:23:46,737 --> 00:23:48,739
[both grunting]

512
00:23:54,704 --> 00:23:55,621
Oh, shit!

513
00:23:57,081 --> 00:23:59,125
[Randall gurgling]

514
00:24:00,084 --> 00:24:01,169
[gasps]

515
00:24:01,252 --> 00:24:04,755
You won't take my family,
you goddamn polyp!

516
00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:06,841
[both grunting]

517
00:24:10,970 --> 00:24:12,889
Kevin, Karen, search your feelings.

518
00:24:12,972 --> 00:24:14,724
I may just be a talking ass polyp,

519
00:24:14,807 --> 00:24:18,019
but you know I've been a better father
and husband than he ever was.

520
00:24:18,102 --> 00:24:20,313
Lance him,
and we'll have a great life together.

521
00:24:21,397 --> 00:24:23,983
He's right. I have been an asshole.

522
00:24:24,066 --> 00:24:27,445
I watched that polyp be better to you
than I've ever been.

523
00:24:27,528 --> 00:24:29,071
I deserve to be lanced.

524
00:24:29,155 --> 00:24:32,450
Wait, I made out with an ass polyp?

525
00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:34,410
And he went down…

526
00:24:36,287 --> 00:24:39,707
No, Dad. You may be
the biggest asshole in the room,

527
00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:42,585
but you're still my dad, and I choose you.

528
00:24:42,668 --> 00:24:43,836
Yeah, me too.

529
00:24:46,506 --> 00:24:49,550
I really do have
the greatest family on earth.

530
00:24:49,634 --> 00:24:51,594
[both grunting]

531
00:24:51,677 --> 00:24:53,554
You two don't know what's best for you.

532
00:24:53,638 --> 00:24:56,265
If you won't lance
this pathetic bastard's head,

533
00:24:56,349 --> 00:24:57,475
I'll do it for you.

534
00:24:59,477 --> 00:25:01,896
♪ King William won the Wiener War ♪

535
00:25:01,979 --> 00:25:03,814
♪ He ate the fat man's anal sore ♪

536
00:25:03,898 --> 00:25:05,858
♪ King William's enemies all have fallen ♪

537
00:25:05,942 --> 00:25:10,071
♪ Their wieners
Will feed each Twatemalan ♪

538
00:25:10,696 --> 00:25:12,657
Yeah, we getting weird this season.

539
00:25:13,658 --> 00:25:15,034
♪ Butt buddies ♪

540
00:25:15,701 --> 00:25:16,953
♪ Butt buddies ♪

541
00:25:17,578 --> 00:25:20,957
♪ We stick together
When things get muddy ♪

542
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,584
-♪ We are… ♪
-♪ Butt buddies ♪

543
00:25:24,126 --> 00:25:25,336
♪ Butt buddies ♪

544
00:25:25,419 --> 00:25:28,464
♪ You started where I fart ♪

545
00:25:29,131 --> 00:25:33,553
♪ But I found a way into your heart ♪

546
00:25:33,636 --> 00:25:34,595
♪ We're… ♪

547
00:25:34,679 --> 00:25:36,681
♪ Butt buddies ♪

548
00:25:36,764 --> 00:25:40,184
♪ Butt buddies ♪

549
00:25:40,685 --> 00:25:42,687
[music continues]

550
00:25:46,274 --> 00:25:53,197
-♪ We're… ♪
-♪ Butt… ♪

551
00:25:53,698 --> 00:25:58,619
♪ Buddies ♪