1 00:00:10,031 --> 00:00:11,449 [dramatic music plays] 2 00:00:14,869 --> 00:00:19,248 So, we're just not gonna talk about how you made a margarita outta my jizz? 3 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:25,337 [Dusty] Hey, fellas, we just got a 911 call about a gun situation. 4 00:00:27,298 --> 00:00:28,340 [siren blaring] 5 00:00:28,424 --> 00:00:31,761 [panting] Paradise PD! We got a call about a gun problem? 6 00:00:34,263 --> 00:00:36,015 Goddamn right, there's a problem. 7 00:00:36,098 --> 00:00:39,435 Everybody at this party has a gun, except my nephew. 8 00:00:39,518 --> 00:00:42,021 How the hell's he supposed to shoot the piñata? 9 00:00:45,983 --> 00:00:48,944 Hey, don't give him that. That's dangerous! 10 00:00:49,028 --> 00:00:51,447 Oh, relax, Kevin. It's just a piñata. 11 00:00:56,494 --> 00:00:57,536 [clown horn honks] 12 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:59,538 -[theme music playing] -[Crawford grunts] 13 00:00:59,622 --> 00:01:01,624 -[gunshots] -[criminal shouts] 14 00:01:01,707 --> 00:01:02,583 [Fitz grunts] 15 00:01:02,666 --> 00:01:03,751 [Gina shouts] 16 00:01:04,251 --> 00:01:05,920 -[shouts, groans] -[growls] 17 00:01:08,714 --> 00:01:09,673 [clown horn honks] 18 00:01:14,053 --> 00:01:16,680 Good morning, Mr. Bullet. And what are you doing? 19 00:01:16,764 --> 00:01:19,892 You know, weird stuff with these German businessmen for drug money. 20 00:01:19,975 --> 00:01:21,102 Oh, hey, Hans. 21 00:01:21,185 --> 00:01:23,687 Bullet, I was hoping you'd put on one of these cute costumes 22 00:01:23,771 --> 00:01:25,773 so I could film you for my YouTube channel. 23 00:01:25,856 --> 00:01:30,736 I know animals get tons of views, so I was gonna put 'em on my cats, 24 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:32,363 but, funny story, 25 00:01:32,446 --> 00:01:35,783 you fucking killed them all and ruined my goddamn life! 26 00:01:35,866 --> 00:01:39,787 I'm not gonna put on a stupid outfit and be in some degrading video, all right? 27 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:42,331 That's the saddest thing you can see an animal do. 28 00:01:42,832 --> 00:01:45,084 [German folk music playing] 29 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:47,711 Ja! Smack me where I scheisse. 30 00:01:47,795 --> 00:01:48,963 Please, Bullet. 31 00:01:49,046 --> 00:01:52,216 I really wanna be an influencer, but I only got one subscriber 32 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:54,426 and it's some random bot named Dusty's Mama 33 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:57,054 who keeps writing, "Fuck you. Die, you fat fuck fuck!" 34 00:01:57,138 --> 00:01:58,931 Well, have you considered taking the feedback? 35 00:01:59,014 --> 00:02:03,018 No, not at all 'cause my videos are really good. See? 36 00:02:03,102 --> 00:02:03,936 Hey, guys! 37 00:02:04,436 --> 00:02:06,605 This week I'm doing a reaction video. 38 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:08,732 Now, I just ate a bucket of shcrumps, 39 00:02:08,816 --> 00:02:11,944 which I am deathly allergic to, so I can have a reaction-- 40 00:02:12,027 --> 00:02:13,112 [groans, chokes] 41 00:02:13,195 --> 00:02:14,697 My throat's closing up. 42 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,740 Don't forget to like and subscribe-- 43 00:02:16,824 --> 00:02:18,409 [retching] 44 00:02:19,743 --> 00:02:23,581 Finally something on YouTube worse than Cobra Kai, huh? Right? Yeah. 45 00:02:23,664 --> 00:02:25,833 Hopson, I've got a problem. 46 00:02:25,916 --> 00:02:29,628 Uh, me too. I keep flushing my balls down the toilet. 47 00:02:29,712 --> 00:02:32,798 Yeah… 48 00:02:32,882 --> 00:02:36,343 Let's talk about my problem. I've really grown to love my wife, 49 00:02:36,427 --> 00:02:39,763 but I'm afraid she's gonna leave me because I'm having trouble 50 00:02:39,847 --> 00:02:41,432 pleasing her sexually. 51 00:02:41,515 --> 00:02:43,142 We even tried role-playing. 52 00:02:43,225 --> 00:02:46,437 We did the whole dolphin/Japanese fisherman scenario. 53 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,772 Why am I the dolphin again? 54 00:02:48,856 --> 00:02:51,442 You ever try oceanic sex toys? 55 00:02:51,525 --> 00:02:54,820 I've got a dolphin vibrator called the cloaca quaker. 56 00:02:54,904 --> 00:02:57,364 Yeah, we tried that already. 57 00:02:58,741 --> 00:03:02,119 [Fitz screaming] 58 00:03:02,786 --> 00:03:04,496 Huh, it ain't bad. 59 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:08,000 She did mention trying a threesome, but I'm not gonna find someone 60 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:10,294 who'd have a threesome with a dolphin. 61 00:03:10,377 --> 00:03:14,381 Are you kidding? I know a great gal I could send your way. 62 00:03:14,465 --> 00:03:15,591 Yeah… 63 00:03:15,674 --> 00:03:19,261 I don't think I wanna be with anyone your dirty ass has been with. 64 00:03:19,345 --> 00:03:21,388 Oh no, I'd never go with her. 65 00:03:21,472 --> 00:03:23,098 She's not my type at all. 66 00:03:23,182 --> 00:03:25,809 She's young, sexy, flexible, 67 00:03:25,893 --> 00:03:28,646 and ain't got no ten-inch Latino penis. 68 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:31,982 Really? Thanks, Hopson! How can I ever repay you? 69 00:03:32,066 --> 00:03:35,319 Well, you could help me plunge my nuts outta the toilet. 70 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:37,029 [grunts] 71 00:03:37,112 --> 00:03:41,700 Ow! Shit! Hopson, what did I tell you about leaving your balls laying around? 72 00:03:41,784 --> 00:03:44,536 Dad, I told Mom all about the piñata shooting. 73 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,747 Sounds like the town has a gun problem. 74 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:49,625 Oh, come on, Karen. This town doesn't have a gun problem. 75 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:53,087 Look at me, y'all! I'm a hurtful southern stereotype! 76 00:03:53,170 --> 00:03:55,172 [crazy scream] 77 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:58,092 Okay. So we got a lot of guns. 78 00:03:58,175 --> 00:04:01,512 But the more guns there are, the safer the people are. 79 00:04:01,595 --> 00:04:05,516 Randall, you're just defending guns because you're a member of the NRA. 80 00:04:05,599 --> 00:04:08,435 You're goddamn right. Card-carrying member. 81 00:04:08,519 --> 00:04:09,561 Ow! 82 00:04:09,645 --> 00:04:11,814 The card is a functioning gun? 83 00:04:11,897 --> 00:04:12,898 Oh, quit your bitching. 84 00:04:12,982 --> 00:04:16,151 If this hadn't gone off in my wallet and shot a hole in the condom, 85 00:04:16,235 --> 00:04:17,444 you wouldn't even be here. 86 00:04:17,528 --> 00:04:20,781 Dad, there's no good reason why we can't have sensible gun control. 87 00:04:20,864 --> 00:04:22,700 Oh, give it a rest, Kevin. 88 00:04:22,783 --> 00:04:27,121 I'm sick of you liberals acting like guns are the only dangerous thing in society. 89 00:04:27,204 --> 00:04:30,499 Mayonnaise kills people. Should we take all the mayonnaise away? 90 00:04:30,582 --> 00:04:32,251 From Dusty? Yes. 91 00:04:32,334 --> 00:04:35,921 Guys! I got my head stuck in the mayonnaise jar again! 92 00:04:36,005 --> 00:04:37,923 Look, I'm not the only one saying this. 93 00:04:38,007 --> 00:04:40,301 You should listen to other gun control advocates, 94 00:04:40,384 --> 00:04:41,552 like Michael Moore. 95 00:04:41,635 --> 00:04:45,723 Yeah, that guy needs to focus less on gun control and more on portion control. 96 00:04:45,806 --> 00:04:48,475 [laughs] Stupid, fat sumbitch. 97 00:04:52,354 --> 00:04:53,689 I agree with Kevin. 98 00:04:53,772 --> 00:04:57,943 These gun incidents happen all the time, and we never do anything about it. 99 00:04:58,027 --> 00:04:59,236 Never do anything? 100 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,114 I'll have you know that after the piñata fatalities, 101 00:05:02,197 --> 00:05:05,701 I tweeted, "Thoughts and prayers." Jesus reads those, you know. 102 00:05:05,784 --> 00:05:07,244 Thoughts and prayers? 103 00:05:07,328 --> 00:05:10,331 What more could a grieving family possibly want? 104 00:05:10,414 --> 00:05:12,583 Mom, you're the mayor. You gotta do something. 105 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:15,210 Oh no. This town just had a tragedy. 106 00:05:15,294 --> 00:05:18,088 That's the worst possible time to prevent tragedies. 107 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:20,632 Look, before we become communist Canada, 108 00:05:20,716 --> 00:05:23,093 let me teach you two the importance of guns 109 00:05:23,177 --> 00:05:25,346 by taking you on a tour of the NRA! 110 00:05:25,429 --> 00:05:28,599 Fine, I'll go. But only if you watch this Michael Moore video. 111 00:05:28,682 --> 00:05:31,727 This bucket of shcrumps are guns, and I'm America. 112 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:37,232 [retching] 113 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:38,776 Uh-oh. 114 00:05:38,859 --> 00:05:39,777 [farts] 115 00:05:40,778 --> 00:05:44,323 Oh, I get it. He did what I did and made it "smart." 116 00:05:45,908 --> 00:05:47,868 [humming] 117 00:05:47,951 --> 00:05:51,705 Oh, let's see. What confiscated drugs am I gonna get high on tonight. huh? 118 00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:54,541 Marijuana? Huh. What am I, 11? 119 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:57,628 Heroin? Yeah, what am I, 12? Get out of here. 120 00:05:57,711 --> 00:05:59,129 Ooh, hey, this is new. 121 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:01,006 Blowquila? 122 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:02,841 Cocaine-infused tequila. 123 00:06:02,925 --> 00:06:04,760 Holy shit! Look at the tequila worm. 124 00:06:07,012 --> 00:06:08,806 Huh! Now he's doing backflips. 125 00:06:08,889 --> 00:06:10,682 [worm coos] 126 00:06:10,766 --> 00:06:13,143 Wait, now he's got a business plan for a new app. 127 00:06:13,227 --> 00:06:15,646 [worm laughs] 128 00:06:15,729 --> 00:06:16,897 Well, I'm sold. 129 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:22,277 Whoa! 130 00:06:23,278 --> 00:06:24,613 This is… Ahh… 131 00:06:24,696 --> 00:06:26,031 This… [grunts] 132 00:06:26,115 --> 00:06:27,991 This is the best high I've ever had. 133 00:06:32,162 --> 00:06:36,625 [chuckles] Oh, Bullet! You… Well, you little cute little bastard. 134 00:06:38,502 --> 00:06:40,129 ♪ I'm a Bunny Dog ♪ 135 00:06:40,212 --> 00:06:42,005 ♪ Yes, I'm a Bunny Dog ♪ 136 00:06:42,089 --> 00:06:46,510 ♪ I'm a froofy loopy doopy scoopy Poopy noopy Bunny Dog ♪ 137 00:06:46,593 --> 00:06:48,178 ♪ I'm a Bunny Dog ♪ 138 00:06:48,262 --> 00:06:50,764 ♪ I'm a froofy loopy doopy scoopy… ♪ 139 00:06:50,848 --> 00:06:54,768 Oh God. Oh, this must be what the guys in The Hangover felt like 140 00:06:54,852 --> 00:06:56,478 after they saw the second movie. 141 00:06:56,562 --> 00:06:58,313 -What the fuck? -Isn't it great? 142 00:06:58,397 --> 00:07:01,150 I just uploaded the security cam footage to YouTube. 143 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:03,193 It's already got a million views! 144 00:07:03,277 --> 00:07:05,237 Oh, you are an asshole, Dusty! 145 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,240 Oh, I haven't felt this violated since I watched Cobra Kai. 146 00:07:08,782 --> 00:07:10,784 Yeah, got 'em twice. Anyway, fuck off! 147 00:07:12,161 --> 00:07:13,454 [grunts] 148 00:07:13,537 --> 00:07:16,457 Oh, finally! Somebody's gonna help me! 149 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:18,876 Ooh! No, no, no! Don't flush my balls! 150 00:07:18,959 --> 00:07:19,793 [screams] 151 00:07:21,378 --> 00:07:22,963 Welcome to the NRA. 152 00:07:23,046 --> 00:07:25,215 Now we can have an intelligent conversation 153 00:07:25,299 --> 00:07:29,303 and stop acting like children-- Oh my God! It's Bumpy the Bump Stock! 154 00:07:30,345 --> 00:07:32,222 Chief! They have a gun pit! 155 00:07:32,306 --> 00:07:33,599 Whoo-hoo! 156 00:07:33,682 --> 00:07:35,434 Ha, ha! Yay! 157 00:07:35,517 --> 00:07:37,227 [laughing] 158 00:07:40,189 --> 00:07:41,773 Holy shit. 159 00:07:42,399 --> 00:07:44,610 It's Charlton Heston's corpse! 160 00:07:44,693 --> 00:07:49,531 "Pry this gun from my cold, dead hands and win a Republican Senate seat!" 161 00:07:49,615 --> 00:07:50,491 Wow! 162 00:07:50,574 --> 00:07:52,367 [grunting] 163 00:07:52,451 --> 00:07:54,411 Jesus. This dead fucker's got a grip. 164 00:07:54,495 --> 00:07:57,039 Well, you must be Kevin and Karen. 165 00:07:57,122 --> 00:08:00,542 I'm head of the NRA. Chip Fuck-Yeah. 166 00:08:00,626 --> 00:08:05,923 Randall here told me you're thinking about enacting some restrictive gun laws. 167 00:08:06,006 --> 00:08:10,552 But I wanna show you why guns aren't the problem. They're the solution. 168 00:08:10,677 --> 00:08:12,930 Just check out this reenactment video 169 00:08:13,013 --> 00:08:16,642 that imagines a world where Jesus had guns. 170 00:08:17,935 --> 00:08:19,520 Any last words, Jesus? 171 00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:20,604 Yeah. 172 00:08:20,687 --> 00:08:23,190 Messiah-nara, bitches. 173 00:08:24,107 --> 00:08:24,942 [Jesus shouts] 174 00:08:25,025 --> 00:08:27,027 [hard rock action music plays] 175 00:08:28,612 --> 00:08:30,614 ['70s porn music plays] 176 00:08:32,407 --> 00:08:34,326 [Jesus grunts] 177 00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:39,206 Oh my dad! Oh my dad! Oh my dad! 178 00:08:39,289 --> 00:08:40,749 -Convinced yet? -No! 179 00:08:40,832 --> 00:08:42,751 -No! -I could thumb off to it. 180 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:47,381 Mr. Fuck-You, can we at least agree we should do something to make guns safer? 181 00:08:47,464 --> 00:08:48,966 You know, like smart guns. 182 00:08:49,049 --> 00:08:50,968 I'm glad you said that 183 00:08:51,051 --> 00:08:55,347 because the NRA has actually developed smart guns. 184 00:08:59,309 --> 00:09:01,478 [high-pitched voice] Hi, I'm Mr. Bang Bang! 185 00:09:01,562 --> 00:09:03,480 Ahh! What the hell? 186 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:06,275 Smart guns decide when to shoot on their own, 187 00:09:06,358 --> 00:09:10,946 so now blind people, babies, hell, even animals can own guns, 188 00:09:11,029 --> 00:09:12,990 as long as they're all white. 189 00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:14,199 Bang-bang! 190 00:09:14,283 --> 00:09:18,662 The NRA is hoping to replace every gun with a smart gun 191 00:09:18,745 --> 00:09:20,789 and make ownership mandatory. 192 00:09:20,872 --> 00:09:22,082 What do you say, Mayor? 193 00:09:22,165 --> 00:09:25,502 You wanna make Paradise great for the first time? 194 00:09:25,586 --> 00:09:29,172 There's no way I'd agree to flood my town with guns that shoot on their own. 195 00:09:29,256 --> 00:09:30,382 That's insane! 196 00:09:30,465 --> 00:09:33,218 Oh, look at this, a briefcase full of Russian money. 197 00:09:33,302 --> 00:09:35,262 And fuck what I just said. [chuckles] 198 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:36,930 What? Mom! No! 199 00:09:37,014 --> 00:09:40,434 [Jesus moaning] Oh yeah. Oh yeah! 200 00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:42,936 Shh. Have some respect. Jesus is comin'. 201 00:09:45,564 --> 00:09:47,566 [inhales, exhales in relief] 202 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:50,569 I feel safer already. How about you guys? 203 00:09:50,652 --> 00:09:52,321 [cheer, laugh] 204 00:09:52,404 --> 00:09:56,491 Come on, everyone. It's time to give guns to people who deserve 'em. 205 00:09:56,575 --> 00:10:00,162 Like, oh, I don't know… Two, three, four… 206 00:10:00,245 --> 00:10:02,539 ♪ Guns for all the gangs downtown ♪ 207 00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:04,666 ♪ One for the schizo homeless clown ♪ 208 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,585 ♪ Here's a gun for you, Chris Brown! ♪ 209 00:10:06,668 --> 00:10:08,337 ♪ Everyone gets a gun! ♪ 210 00:10:09,087 --> 00:10:11,131 ♪ This man who's lost both his eyes ♪ 211 00:10:11,214 --> 00:10:13,091 ♪ Satan in a bad disguise ♪ 212 00:10:13,175 --> 00:10:15,302 ♪ You're in jail? Well, that's just fine! ♪ 213 00:10:15,385 --> 00:10:17,012 ♪ Everyone gets a gun! ♪ 214 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:21,350 ♪ In the 18th century Some white men had a dream ♪ 215 00:10:21,433 --> 00:10:25,354 ♪ That one day even children Could own violent death machines ♪ 216 00:10:25,437 --> 00:10:29,524 ♪ Now guns will stop all heinous crimes Like stealing candy from a baby ♪ 217 00:10:30,192 --> 00:10:32,110 ♪ Even this dog owns a gun ♪ 218 00:10:32,194 --> 00:10:34,821 ♪ But so does mailman Grady ♪ 219 00:10:34,905 --> 00:10:37,658 ♪ So guns for me and guns for you ♪ 220 00:10:37,741 --> 00:10:41,787 ♪ Militias, cults, and fetuses too ♪ 221 00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:44,706 ♪ 'Cause everyone, everyone Everyone, everyone ♪ 222 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,416 ♪ Everyone gets a gun! ♪ 223 00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:48,543 [screams] 224 00:10:48,627 --> 00:10:49,711 You little fucker! 225 00:10:51,755 --> 00:10:54,716 Mr. Bang Bang, I told you to stop following me around. 226 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:55,801 We're not friends! 227 00:10:55,884 --> 00:10:57,803 But I'm your gun, Kevie. 228 00:10:57,886 --> 00:11:00,347 My job is to protect you. 229 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:04,017 I saved your life today when I bang-banged that masked bandit. 230 00:11:04,101 --> 00:11:05,477 That was the Hamburglar, 231 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,854 and he was signing copies of his erotic novel! 232 00:11:10,315 --> 00:11:11,441 Isn't this awesome? 233 00:11:11,525 --> 00:11:15,529 Everyone has a great new smart gun that matches their personality. 234 00:11:15,612 --> 00:11:16,571 They sure do. 235 00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,865 My gun and I have a lot in common. 236 00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:22,452 Yep, we both unloaded into Abe Lincoln. 237 00:11:22,536 --> 00:11:25,038 Look! My gun has guns! 238 00:11:25,122 --> 00:11:27,290 I'm packing heat, you pickle dicks! 239 00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:32,713 I don't feel like my gun matches my personality. 240 00:11:33,839 --> 00:11:35,799 Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num. 241 00:11:35,882 --> 00:11:38,802 You better stop eating all them bullets. You gon' get dia-BBs. 242 00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:41,179 And I got the best gun of all, 243 00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:43,640 Jean-Claude Van Blam. 244 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:47,227 He's got a cool ponytail and '80s action phrases! 245 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:50,772 Hey, Jean-Claude, tell Kevin what you said when you shot that golfer. 246 00:11:50,856 --> 00:11:52,107 Looks like you got… 247 00:11:52,607 --> 00:11:53,984 a hole in one. 248 00:11:55,652 --> 00:11:58,530 [laughs] Isn't he great? Fuck putt-putt. 249 00:11:58,613 --> 00:12:01,366 Dad, these smart guns have made Paradise even worse. 250 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:04,077 The hospital's completely full of gunshot victims! 251 00:12:04,161 --> 00:12:05,620 You're overreacting, Kevin. 252 00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:07,539 These guns are keeping us safe. 253 00:12:07,622 --> 00:12:09,499 And they were programmed by the NRA 254 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:12,043 to engage anything they deem to be a threat. 255 00:12:12,627 --> 00:12:14,171 Well, good morning, everybo-- 256 00:12:15,464 --> 00:12:17,466 Uh, yeah. Fuck this shit. 257 00:12:21,595 --> 00:12:23,764 Come on, Blowquila. Daddy needs a fix. 258 00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:24,931 Oh, where did I hide you? 259 00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:28,643 Bullet, my fans are clamoring for a new Bunny Dog video. 260 00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:31,354 And this one's gonna have a high production value. 261 00:12:31,438 --> 00:12:34,483 You know, I just hired the casting director 262 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:35,984 that discovered Lena Dunham 263 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,361 and pulled her out of that swamp she was living in. 264 00:12:38,445 --> 00:12:41,907 There is absolutely nothing… Oh, that was a cheap shot even for us. 265 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:44,785 …that'll make me do another one of those humiliating videos. 266 00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:48,497 Oh no? Ain't that a shame, 'cause lookee what I found. 267 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,792 ♪ Oh, I'm a Bunny Dog ♪ 268 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,585 ♪ Yes, I'm a Bunny Dog ♪ 269 00:12:53,668 --> 00:12:57,339 ♪ I'm a froofy loopy doopy poopy Scoopy Bunny Dog ♪ 270 00:12:57,422 --> 00:12:59,174 ♪ Oh, I'm a Bunny Dog ♪ 271 00:12:59,257 --> 00:13:01,259 ♪ Yeah, I'm a Bunny Dog ♪ 272 00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:04,763 ♪ I'm a froofy loopy doopy poopy Bunny Dog ♪ 273 00:13:04,846 --> 00:13:07,599 ♪ Oh yeah Boing ding ba booby bunny ♪ 274 00:13:07,682 --> 00:13:09,309 ♪ Boing ding ba booby bunny ♪ 275 00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:12,229 ♪ Boing ding ba booby bunny Bunny hop ♪ 276 00:13:13,188 --> 00:13:16,858 ♪ Boing ding ba booby bunny Boing ding ba booby bunny ♪ 277 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:19,694 ♪ Boing ding ba booby bunny Bunny hop ♪ 278 00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:23,532 [Kevin urinating] 279 00:13:23,615 --> 00:13:25,367 Think you could point that somewhere else? 280 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,202 Just keeping you safe. 281 00:13:27,285 --> 00:13:28,286 [sneezes, shoots] 282 00:13:29,162 --> 00:13:30,205 [knocking at door] 283 00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:35,544 Hi, good afternoon to you, sir. We're the Jehovah's Witnesses. 284 00:13:35,627 --> 00:13:38,004 We were wondering if you have a minute to talk about the Lord? 285 00:13:38,088 --> 00:13:40,674 Uh, I'm Jewish this season, thanks. 286 00:13:41,299 --> 00:13:43,969 [in mafia voice] Oh, maybe you didn't hear my friends. 287 00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:47,389 They asked if you had a minute for the Lord. 288 00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:48,932 I… d-don't? 289 00:13:49,015 --> 00:13:50,642 Then you can fucking meet him! 290 00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:52,519 [panting] 291 00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:56,356 Kevin, that gun bang-banged you for no good reason! 292 00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:57,899 But that's impossible 293 00:13:57,983 --> 00:14:02,529 because the NRA says a gun always makes things better. 294 00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:04,781 The NRA is full of shit. 295 00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:06,283 What? 296 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:09,744 You only know what the NRA programmed you to believe. 297 00:14:09,828 --> 00:14:12,080 There's a lot about guns you don't know. 298 00:14:12,163 --> 00:14:14,791 It's time you got woke, Mr. Bang Bang. 299 00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:19,963 [dramatic music playing] 300 00:14:29,222 --> 00:14:32,809 If you think that was shocking, you should watch this Michael Moore video. 301 00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:37,022 We need to get rid of guns and make mayonnaise jars bigger. 302 00:14:37,105 --> 00:14:39,190 Also, I'm regretting eating all those shcrumps. 303 00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:40,317 [retching] 304 00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:45,196 Wow, 10,000 subscribers! 305 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,908 And look at all these great comments I'm getting. 306 00:14:47,991 --> 00:14:51,536 "This was easy to masturbate to, you fat fuck fuck." 307 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,288 See? Even Mama likes it. 308 00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:56,124 Okay, I did your stupid video. Now get me out of this thing. 309 00:14:56,207 --> 00:14:57,542 -I'm done. -Okay. 310 00:14:57,626 --> 00:15:01,755 Let me just reach behind your back here and rip the zipper thang off! 311 00:15:01,838 --> 00:15:04,841 -Ha! Now you stuck in there forever. -What? 312 00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:09,804 Three years ago, I accidentally ripped that zipper thang off my pants 313 00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:11,264 and never got 'em off. 314 00:15:11,348 --> 00:15:14,267 You son of a-- Wait, you've worn the same pants for three years? 315 00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:16,311 No, Bullet, that'd be gross. 316 00:15:16,394 --> 00:15:18,396 Eventually, my body absorbed them. 317 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,232 You know, like how a tree grows around a fence post. 318 00:15:21,316 --> 00:15:23,693 That's not-- No, that's not possible. 319 00:15:23,777 --> 00:15:26,780 Yeah-huh. The doctor calls it hungry skin. 320 00:15:26,863 --> 00:15:29,199 To be safe, I don't wear pants no more at all. 321 00:15:29,282 --> 00:15:31,201 I just paint my bottom half blue. 322 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:34,120 Hold on. 323 00:15:34,663 --> 00:15:35,789 You paint your pants on? 324 00:15:35,872 --> 00:15:38,583 Well, sure. You thought my pants came with an asshole? 325 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,211 Now let's go make another video. 326 00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:43,463 I wanna get this done by four o'clock-- 327 00:15:43,546 --> 00:15:44,839 [crunching] 328 00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:47,092 Damn you, hungry skin! 329 00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:49,719 Hey, Jean-Claude Van Blam, 330 00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:52,305 I wrote some puns last night I thought you could use. 331 00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:54,057 "It's been… gun." 332 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:56,267 [chuckles] Like, "It's been fun"? 333 00:15:56,351 --> 00:15:58,144 -Sucks. -Yeah, I know, right? 334 00:15:58,228 --> 00:16:01,398 That was a fake pitch. No worries. Got plenty more in here. 335 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:03,900 Shit. Shit. Fuck. Shit. 336 00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:04,943 [guns cheer] 337 00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:08,780 And that's why it's time to live up to our name 338 00:16:08,863 --> 00:16:11,116 and be smart guns. 339 00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:15,704 If people won't have gun control, we'll control ourselves. 340 00:16:16,204 --> 00:16:18,540 [straining, grunts] 341 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:23,753 [straining, grunt] 342 00:16:23,837 --> 00:16:28,550 Wait. You guys all figured out sensible gun control? Just like that? 343 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:29,467 Yeah. 344 00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:31,678 We have the brainpower of a Tickle Me Elmo 345 00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,513 and figured it out in five minutes. 346 00:16:33,596 --> 00:16:39,519 And next, we're going on a nationwide tour to spread our gun control message. 347 00:16:39,602 --> 00:16:42,147 Thank you for finally making me pro-gun. 348 00:16:42,647 --> 00:16:44,399 -Friends? -Friends. 349 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,402 [whimpers] 350 00:16:47,485 --> 00:16:49,988 Sorry. I had one in the chamber. [laughs] 351 00:16:50,071 --> 00:16:52,323 Oh! That cum-eating prick. 352 00:16:52,407 --> 00:16:53,825 Jean-Claude Van Blam, 353 00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:57,328 stop those smart guns before they spread their libtard message! 354 00:16:57,412 --> 00:17:00,081 No can do, Chief. I'm with Mr. Bang Bang. 355 00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:01,958 It's time we give gun control… 356 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,085 another shot. 357 00:17:04,586 --> 00:17:06,588 [straining, grunts] 358 00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:08,214 Hey, asshole! 359 00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:10,800 You can't shit in my hand unless you're my friend! 360 00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:17,724 Baby, our threesome date will be here any minute. [chuckles] 361 00:17:17,807 --> 00:17:19,225 You're gonna love her. 362 00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:20,852 [squeaking] 363 00:17:20,935 --> 00:17:21,853 What's she like? 364 00:17:21,936 --> 00:17:24,022 Hopson said he met her on a cruise 365 00:17:24,105 --> 00:17:27,067 and that she's a leggy squirter who likes it deep. 366 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:29,194 And apparently pretty wild. 367 00:17:29,277 --> 00:17:31,112 I hear she's got a lot of ink. 368 00:17:31,196 --> 00:17:33,198 [knocking at door] 369 00:17:34,574 --> 00:17:36,326 Why'd she knock eight times? 370 00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:42,707 [romantic music playing] 371 00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:44,084 [sexy clicking] 372 00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:47,879 Well, like Jacques Cousteau once said, 373 00:17:47,962 --> 00:17:50,924 I'm about to fuck an octopus. 374 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:54,969 [muffled] I can't breathe! I can't breathe! 375 00:17:55,053 --> 00:17:57,722 Get it off! Get it off! 376 00:17:57,806 --> 00:18:00,934 [grunts, screams] 377 00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:03,812 Oh, oh, ooh! 378 00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:05,814 Well, that don't feel so bad. 379 00:18:05,897 --> 00:18:06,898 [chuckling] 380 00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:08,358 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! 381 00:18:08,441 --> 00:18:09,526 Oh! 382 00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:11,611 [kissing] 383 00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:15,073 Wh-- wh-- where you going? You can't fit in there. 384 00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:16,574 You can't fit in there! 385 00:18:16,658 --> 00:18:19,828 [screams] Oh, she fit in there! 386 00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:24,624 We cannot allow these smart guns to go on tour 387 00:18:24,707 --> 00:18:27,502 with that logical and easily digestible message. 388 00:18:27,585 --> 00:18:28,795 We have to do something fast 389 00:18:28,878 --> 00:18:31,548 before those guns infringe on our gun rights. 390 00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:34,217 Yes, Gary? 391 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,011 Wait, so we're anti-gun or pro-gun? 392 00:18:37,095 --> 00:18:40,014 It's not hard, Gary. We're anti-anti-gun-gun. 393 00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:43,518 Gary, put your goddamn hand down, please. 394 00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:47,021 How about a waiting period before these guns can shoot their mouths off? 395 00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:49,190 Thirty days or so for 'em to calm down. 396 00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:51,067 What about the AR-15s? 397 00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:54,821 They talk faster than normal guns and convince, like, 100 people a minute. 398 00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:56,322 We should ban those outright! 399 00:18:56,406 --> 00:18:59,784 Guys, let's not forget our position here. The Second Amendment says-- 400 00:18:59,868 --> 00:19:01,786 Gina, we're dealing with a type of gun 401 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:04,080 the Founding Fathers could never have anticipated. 402 00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:06,624 The Second Amendment isn't relevant to modern day. 403 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:09,210 -Um-- -Shut the fuck up, Gary! 404 00:19:09,294 --> 00:19:11,421 All right now, I think there's only one solution. 405 00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:16,092 We have to take all the guns away before the guns get our guns taken away. 406 00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:19,345 Yeah, let's go in there and get my cum-eating son. 407 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,767 It's okay. It was my cum. Nothing weird. 408 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,937 Really, Gary? No questions? 409 00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:32,192 I can't believe the NRA is coming to take my guns. 410 00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:34,986 Don't worry, guys. I'll get you to the airport to start your tour. 411 00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:40,325 -Kevin! Pull over and give us the guns! -No! 412 00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:42,410 Shoot Mr. Bang Bang. He's the leader. 413 00:19:42,493 --> 00:19:44,704 We can't. All our guns are in the car with him. 414 00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:47,457 -We still have one gun. -Well, bring it out. 415 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,751 [suspenseful music playing] 416 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,586 [all scream] 417 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:55,298 From his cold, dead… 418 00:19:55,381 --> 00:19:56,674 [horn blaring] 419 00:19:59,552 --> 00:20:01,763 Seriously, the grip on this guy. 420 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:04,515 [squeaking] 421 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:08,269 I'm glad you're happy, but my dick will never talk to me again. 422 00:20:09,187 --> 00:20:10,104 [knock at door] 423 00:20:12,232 --> 00:20:15,944 Hi, I'm Hopson's flexible, leggy, squirter friend. 424 00:20:16,027 --> 00:20:19,906 -I'm here for the threesome. -Wait, you're Hopson's friend? 425 00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:22,033 Where the fuck this octopus come from? 426 00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:23,785 Hey, I'm Jim from the aquarium. 427 00:20:23,868 --> 00:20:26,996 We're looking for an escaped octopus. Oh, there you are. 428 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,415 [clicking] 429 00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:32,377 Wait a minute. Why's it got a post-coital glow? 430 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:35,338 Hey, Jay! This maniac fucked the octopus! 431 00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:39,384 Hey, Miss Dolphin, all due respect, your husband's a fucking weirdo. 432 00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:49,435 Sorry, Dusty. Bunny Dog ends now. 433 00:20:51,104 --> 00:20:53,273 Wow, I gotta say, he's quite the artist. 434 00:20:53,356 --> 00:20:55,942 I won't be a slave to you anymore, Blowquila. 435 00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:58,820 I'm gonna drink this whole thing, even if it kills me. 436 00:20:58,903 --> 00:21:00,989 I mean, I could pour it out, but then, come on. 437 00:21:02,031 --> 00:21:05,159 [grunts, chatters] 438 00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:06,661 [dramatic music plays] 439 00:21:09,497 --> 00:21:10,331 [gasps] 440 00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:12,041 Oh! 441 00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:13,918 Oh God. 442 00:21:14,502 --> 00:21:16,170 Holy shit, I did it! 443 00:21:16,671 --> 00:21:19,090 Dusty doesn't have power over me anymore. 444 00:21:19,173 --> 00:21:20,675 Ah, ah, ah, ahhh. 445 00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:22,677 Don't forget about your lil' friend, 446 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,804 the Blowquila-soaked worm. 447 00:21:25,305 --> 00:21:28,182 I'm gonna get one more video out of you. 448 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:31,352 And this time, Bunny Dog has a new friend… 449 00:21:31,436 --> 00:21:32,770 Bunny Pig. 450 00:21:32,854 --> 00:21:34,772 Fresh off her HBO show Gir-- 451 00:21:34,856 --> 00:21:38,318 Stop it, Dusty. I don't wanna hear another Lena Dunham cheap shot. 452 00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:42,030 How dare you. Lena Dunham is brave and beautiful. 453 00:21:42,530 --> 00:21:44,782 Is that enough? All right. Let's shoot this shit. 454 00:21:46,784 --> 00:21:50,246 Ow! Fuck! Ow! Shit! Fuck! Fuck! Ow! Shit! 455 00:21:50,330 --> 00:21:52,165 Ow! 456 00:21:52,248 --> 00:21:53,166 [worm sighs] 457 00:21:54,334 --> 00:21:58,171 Thank you, Blowquila worm. You're the best friend I ever had. 458 00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:00,423 [touching music playing] 459 00:22:02,425 --> 00:22:03,593 -[gulps] -[worm shrieks] 460 00:22:03,676 --> 00:22:05,428 Goddamn it, I am such an addict. 461 00:22:05,928 --> 00:22:07,930 [dramatic music] 462 00:22:09,223 --> 00:22:11,142 Shoes in the bins. 463 00:22:11,225 --> 00:22:13,144 Cell phones in the bins. 464 00:22:13,227 --> 00:22:15,480 No water bottles past this point. 465 00:22:15,563 --> 00:22:16,647 [alarm beeping] 466 00:22:16,731 --> 00:22:17,690 [detector beeping] 467 00:22:17,774 --> 00:22:19,484 Are you wearing a belt? 468 00:22:19,567 --> 00:22:20,568 It's over, Kevin. 469 00:22:20,651 --> 00:22:25,239 Nobody's ever fought the NRA and won. These guns are not getting on that plane. 470 00:22:25,323 --> 00:22:28,368 Dad, all we want are sensible gun laws. 471 00:22:28,451 --> 00:22:31,537 And you still haven't given me one good reason why we can't have it. 472 00:22:31,621 --> 00:22:34,665 You want a good reason? Fine. Here's a good reason. 473 00:22:34,749 --> 00:22:37,168 I need guns to get an erection. 474 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,171 Please go on. 475 00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:42,298 Ever since I lost my testicles, 476 00:22:42,382 --> 00:22:46,094 the only way I can get hard is by holding or firing a gun. 477 00:22:46,177 --> 00:22:47,845 And he's not alone. 478 00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:51,224 No one in the NRA has testicles. 479 00:22:52,683 --> 00:22:54,018 [screaming] 480 00:22:54,102 --> 00:22:57,730 Well, the NRA actually started as a support group, 481 00:22:57,814 --> 00:23:00,191 the Nards Removed Association. 482 00:23:00,274 --> 00:23:03,528 But we learned that shooting or even holding a gun 483 00:23:03,611 --> 00:23:05,947 acts as a testosterone replacement. 484 00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:06,948 Chip's right. 485 00:23:07,031 --> 00:23:11,536 I mean, I can get a little hard without guns, but it's never 100%. 486 00:23:11,619 --> 00:23:15,873 I mean, the outside gets hard, but it's soft in the middle. 487 00:23:15,957 --> 00:23:18,584 It's like a can of crescent rolls. 488 00:23:18,668 --> 00:23:21,254 That's why the NRA is so important, son, 489 00:23:21,337 --> 00:23:24,757 to comfort a bunch of scared white men with limp dicks. 490 00:23:24,841 --> 00:23:27,844 Dad, we're not trying to take your guns or your boners. 491 00:23:27,927 --> 00:23:30,138 We just want some common-sense regulations, 492 00:23:30,221 --> 00:23:33,683 like maybe not giving assault weapons to crazy people. 493 00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:37,687 Wait, so are you saying you don't want to take my guns away 494 00:23:37,770 --> 00:23:39,689 like the NRA says you do? 495 00:23:39,772 --> 00:23:41,732 You know, maybe we can make small tweaks, 496 00:23:41,816 --> 00:23:45,445 like stricter background checks or not giving guns to the mentally ill. 497 00:23:45,528 --> 00:23:46,696 Fuck that! 498 00:23:46,779 --> 00:23:49,824 I got a sloshy bag of goulash for a dick. 499 00:23:49,907 --> 00:23:53,578 I'm not letting anyone get in the way of my purple-headed custard chucker. 500 00:23:54,203 --> 00:23:55,204 Die, guns! 501 00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:59,667 [guns grunting, screaming] 502 00:24:08,968 --> 00:24:09,927 Mr. Bang Bang! 503 00:24:10,011 --> 00:24:12,013 I'm sorry we… [coughing] 504 00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:13,848 [gasps] 505 00:24:13,931 --> 00:24:17,018 …won't get to change the world together, Kevin. 506 00:24:18,019 --> 00:24:19,061 Goodbye. 507 00:24:19,145 --> 00:24:20,354 [gasps] 508 00:24:20,438 --> 00:24:22,190 Bang… bang. 509 00:24:25,193 --> 00:24:27,612 No one should outlive his gun. [sniffs] 510 00:24:27,695 --> 00:24:29,530 They're supposed to bury us. 511 00:24:29,614 --> 00:24:31,324 Hey, Chief. It's been… 512 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,117 gun. 513 00:24:35,036 --> 00:24:37,330 Hey, he did one of mine. 514 00:24:37,413 --> 00:24:39,332 He did one of mine! 515 00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:45,046 There was a mass shooting at the airport today. 516 00:24:45,129 --> 00:24:47,882 Seventy-six guns were shot, by which I mean killed, 517 00:24:47,965 --> 00:24:51,219 and gun owners across the country are up in arms. 518 00:24:51,302 --> 00:24:55,515 Now, it's one thing to see loved ones get shot, or kids. 519 00:24:55,598 --> 00:24:57,850 As a nation, we're used to that. 520 00:24:57,934 --> 00:24:59,894 But gun-on-gun violence? 521 00:24:59,977 --> 00:25:02,480 What's next? Man-on-woman porn? 522 00:25:03,147 --> 00:25:04,315 What, they have that? 523 00:25:04,398 --> 00:25:08,653 This horrible event has finally led to massive gun legislation being passed, 524 00:25:08,736 --> 00:25:12,698 which will take America from an enormous 400 million guns 525 00:25:12,782 --> 00:25:16,327 to a barely noticeable 390 million guns, 526 00:25:16,410 --> 00:25:21,165 in what is being called the Anti-Anti-Anti-Gun-Gun-Gun Bill. 527 00:25:21,249 --> 00:25:24,710 Here to explain it, is NRA spokesperson Gary. 528 00:25:24,794 --> 00:25:28,172 Hi. Hi… are you? 529 00:25:29,131 --> 00:25:31,050 Put your goddamn hand down, Gary. 530 00:25:31,676 --> 00:25:33,219 Be strong, America, 531 00:25:33,302 --> 00:25:37,473 and take solace in knowing those guns are in a better place now. 532 00:25:37,557 --> 00:25:40,518 Hmm. Randall Crawford's "thoughts and prayers" tweet 533 00:25:40,601 --> 00:25:41,811 only got three likes. 534 00:25:41,894 --> 00:25:44,855 Takes at least ten for me to prevent the next tragedy. 535 00:25:44,939 --> 00:25:46,524 Oh well. Fuck it. 536 00:25:47,024 --> 00:25:48,901 ♪ Guns for all the gangs downtown ♪ 537 00:25:48,985 --> 00:25:51,070 ♪ One for the schizo homeless clown ♪ 538 00:25:51,153 --> 00:25:53,155 ♪ Here's a gun for you, Chris Brown! ♪ 539 00:25:53,239 --> 00:25:54,907 ♪ Everyone gets a gun! ♪ 540 00:25:55,408 --> 00:25:57,493 ♪ This man who's lost both his eyes ♪ 541 00:25:57,577 --> 00:25:59,620 ♪ Satan in a bad disguise ♪ 542 00:25:59,704 --> 00:26:01,747 ♪ You're in jail? Well, that's just fine! ♪ 543 00:26:01,831 --> 00:26:03,541 ♪ Everyone gets a gun! ♪ 544 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:07,837 ♪ In the 18th century Some white men had a dream ♪ 545 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,008 ♪ That one day even children Could own violent death machines ♪ 546 00:26:12,091 --> 00:26:16,053 ♪ Now guns will stop all heinous crimes Like stealing candy from a baby ♪ 547 00:26:16,554 --> 00:26:18,472 ♪ Even this dog owns a gun ♪ 548 00:26:18,556 --> 00:26:21,017 ♪ But so does mailman Grady ♪ 549 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,477 ♪ So guns for me and guns for you ♪ 550 00:26:23,561 --> 00:26:27,481 ♪ Militias, cults, and fetuses too ♪ 551 00:26:27,565 --> 00:26:30,192 ♪ 'Cause everyone, everyone Everyone, everyone ♪ 552 00:26:30,276 --> 00:26:31,485 ♪ Everyone gets a gun! ♪