1 00:00:16,918 --> 00:00:20,334 I just got the town rebuilt, and it's destroyed again! 2 00:00:20,418 --> 00:00:24,418 And the only police work you did was sing "Pump Up The Jam"?! 3 00:00:24,501 --> 00:00:25,459 You know what? 4 00:00:25,543 --> 00:00:28,459 You're fired! And so are the rest of your idiot cops. 5 00:00:29,334 --> 00:00:30,334 Oh, shit! 6 00:00:31,709 --> 00:00:35,543 Randall! The baby is coming! Now! 7 00:00:35,626 --> 00:00:39,501 Oh, I was wondering how long it would take to make this about you, Karen. 8 00:00:44,084 --> 00:00:45,251 -No! -Ah, no! 9 00:00:47,543 --> 00:00:49,459 Dobby, what the hell is the matter with you, boy? 10 00:00:49,543 --> 00:00:52,834 We didn't raise you to swallow dogs, grown men, and perverts. 11 00:00:52,918 --> 00:00:54,834 He learned that from watching you, Robby. 12 00:00:54,918 --> 00:00:57,668 Well, that's different. When I do it, I get a nickel. 13 00:00:57,751 --> 00:00:59,626 Dobby, get your little ass to the house. 14 00:01:03,501 --> 00:01:05,876 Phew. Well, I'm glad everything got resolved. 15 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:07,751 Randall! The baby! 16 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,959 All right, we gotta book you an Uber to the hospital, don't we? 17 00:01:11,043 --> 00:01:13,418 Ah, surge pricing. Shit. 18 00:01:13,501 --> 00:01:17,418 Well, since someone just fired me, we better make that an UberPool. 19 00:01:17,501 --> 00:01:21,043 Did one of you fellers order a UberPool? 20 00:01:21,126 --> 00:01:22,876 This is coming up in therapy. 21 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:27,751 And as your therapist, I reckon I recommend you attend your child's birth. 22 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:29,668 You're the doctor, Dr. Earl. 23 00:01:29,751 --> 00:01:30,584 Yoop! 24 00:01:35,501 --> 00:01:37,626 Ugh… H-How are you feeling, Doc? 25 00:01:37,709 --> 00:01:40,418 A little off. I pooped after my shower again. 26 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,918 About the baby! 27 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:43,668 Oh! Don't worry, Randall. 28 00:01:43,751 --> 00:01:47,084 Like I always say, "Stillborn is still born." 29 00:01:49,168 --> 00:01:50,418 Push, Karen. Push. 30 00:01:52,293 --> 00:01:53,334 Oh! 31 00:01:53,418 --> 00:01:55,376 Oh, look at him. 32 00:01:55,459 --> 00:01:57,209 He's got my face. 33 00:01:58,209 --> 00:02:01,793 Ooh! I just can't get enough of that new baby smell. 34 00:02:54,918 --> 00:02:58,126 Randall. I shit on the table, you fucking idiot! 35 00:02:59,209 --> 00:03:00,876 Fuck you! I'm keeping him! 36 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,501 Where's my little baby brother? I can't wait to meet him. 37 00:03:06,584 --> 00:03:10,459 Allow me to introduce the newest member of our family, 38 00:03:10,543 --> 00:03:12,126 Kevin Crawford. 39 00:03:12,209 --> 00:03:13,834 Hey. That's my name. 40 00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:15,209 Was your name. 41 00:03:15,293 --> 00:03:18,126 We only called you that 'cause we thought you were gonna be a boy. 42 00:03:18,209 --> 00:03:19,501 He's a doody head. 43 00:03:19,584 --> 00:03:21,376 That's right! 44 00:03:21,459 --> 00:03:24,293 He got you, cocksucker! 45 00:03:24,376 --> 00:03:27,293 Okay. He's already asserted dominance over me. 46 00:03:27,376 --> 00:03:29,418 Anyway, I-I brought you something… 47 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,084 …Kevin. 48 00:03:31,168 --> 00:03:33,876 Yeah, that phone is bullshit, AFKAK. 49 00:03:33,959 --> 00:03:34,959 AFKAK? 50 00:03:35,043 --> 00:03:37,168 AFKAK. A-F-K-A-K. 51 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:41,418 "Asshole formerly known as Kevin." Try to keep up, huh, AFKAK? 52 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:43,751 Randall bought me an iPhone 11. 53 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:47,709 I already hooked up with a smoking piece of ass on Bumble. 54 00:03:48,209 --> 00:03:50,376 Who's gonna get stank on his hang low? 55 00:03:50,459 --> 00:03:53,251 Yes, baby's gonna get stank on his hang low. 56 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,709 You're a little fuckboy. Yes, you are. 57 00:03:55,793 --> 00:03:58,293 It's time for a snack, little Kevin. 58 00:03:58,376 --> 00:04:00,793 Hey! You never breastfed me. 59 00:04:00,876 --> 00:04:04,459 I tried, but you made too much eye contact and kept getting erections. 60 00:04:04,543 --> 00:04:05,751 I never did that. 61 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:07,334 Ugh. You're doing it now. 62 00:04:08,251 --> 00:04:11,876 You're not missing much. I can't drink this stuff straight. 63 00:04:23,418 --> 00:04:26,668 This is gross as fuck, but it's still pretty cool that he made it. 64 00:04:26,751 --> 00:04:30,293 Hey, AFKAK. Even you have to admit he's way better than you are. 65 00:04:30,376 --> 00:04:32,501 So what, I'm the second favorite son now? 66 00:04:32,584 --> 00:04:33,626 No. Third. 67 00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:39,376 I'ma whip your little ass 68 00:04:39,459 --> 00:04:42,126 for going all goddamn Godzilla on our town. 69 00:04:42,209 --> 00:04:45,459 We just got that Quiznos. Go break me off a switch. 70 00:04:46,501 --> 00:04:49,043 What the fuck kinda switch is that? I can't lift that shit! 71 00:04:49,126 --> 00:04:52,334 You know I'm on fake disability. Now, you go to your room. 72 00:04:54,918 --> 00:04:56,251 What the fuck?! 73 00:04:56,334 --> 00:04:58,126 Your son crushed our house! 74 00:04:58,209 --> 00:05:00,543 Oh, he's my son when he does something bad, 75 00:05:00,626 --> 00:05:04,584 but when people compliment his abnormally large penis, he's your son. 76 00:05:05,876 --> 00:05:09,168 Oh, great. Where we gonna find a new shithole to live in, huh? 77 00:05:11,126 --> 00:05:13,543 Hey, Delbert, are you, uh, thinking what I'm thinking? 78 00:05:13,626 --> 00:05:15,418 We should go to trade school, get real jobs, 79 00:05:15,501 --> 00:05:18,043 save up for a down payment on a nice home in the suburbs, 80 00:05:18,126 --> 00:05:20,709 maybe a Craftsman Bungalow or a Tudor Revival? 81 00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:24,251 I was gonna say climb up our son's asshole and live inside him. 82 00:05:24,334 --> 00:05:25,876 Yeah. Your idea is better. 83 00:05:28,668 --> 00:05:31,876 Hey, Karen. Guess you thought we'd be upset because you fired us, 84 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:35,709 but we're not, because the PD now stands for Party Dudes, 85 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:39,418 and this station is now called The Brozone Lair. 86 00:05:40,668 --> 00:05:45,751 We're all gonna be playing board games and-- and eating Sun Chips and, uh… 87 00:05:46,334 --> 00:05:50,584 God, Karen! Please, give me my job back! 88 00:06:03,668 --> 00:06:04,501 Morning! 89 00:06:04,584 --> 00:06:06,043 What you doing, AFKAK? 90 00:06:06,126 --> 00:06:10,501 I've called every fight club and fat camp in the state. None of them have seen Gina. 91 00:06:10,584 --> 00:06:13,293 Does it look like I give a goddamn? 92 00:06:13,376 --> 00:06:17,709 Jesus, Dusty! You used to be so nice. When did you become an asshole? 93 00:06:17,793 --> 00:06:21,918 It's called character development. You should try it sometime. 94 00:06:22,001 --> 00:06:25,501 I'm just gonna try to forget that Gina is missing 95 00:06:25,584 --> 00:06:28,584 and that my bullshit baby brother stole my name. 96 00:06:28,668 --> 00:06:29,959 Morning, Brozone-ites. 97 00:06:30,043 --> 00:06:33,918 First off, a moment of silence in remembrance of Bullet and Fitz. 98 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:35,126 What about Hopson? 99 00:06:35,209 --> 00:06:36,918 Oh, I didn't forget Hopson. 100 00:06:42,918 --> 00:06:46,751 I'd also like to call for a moment of silence for the police force. 101 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:49,793 It's weird. The town seems better off without us. 102 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,418 Yeah, well, we did a shitty job. 103 00:06:51,501 --> 00:06:55,459 The PD is over. But at least we don't have to smell Hobo-Cop anymore. 104 00:06:56,793 --> 00:07:00,376 Hey! I'm a f-- a fan favorite. 105 00:07:00,459 --> 00:07:02,793 Wait, Karen let you remain a cop? 106 00:07:02,876 --> 00:07:06,001 Yep. She said she couldn't fire Hobo-Cop. 107 00:07:06,084 --> 00:07:07,584 I guess she likes the name. 108 00:07:07,668 --> 00:07:10,501 She says it's the most clever joke this show's ever made. 109 00:07:10,584 --> 00:07:14,209 Well, fuck the police. We're banning cops from the Brozone! 110 00:07:14,293 --> 00:07:16,251 Well-- well, your loss! 111 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:20,209 Good luck having a scene without a z-zinger from me! 112 00:07:25,709 --> 00:07:28,459 Hey, AFKAK. Go sell all this police stuff on eBay. 113 00:07:28,543 --> 00:07:31,918 Next time somebody tries that peekaboo bullshit on me, 114 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:33,543 I'll be fucking ready. 115 00:07:33,626 --> 00:07:35,001 You can't have a gun! 116 00:07:35,084 --> 00:07:37,668 Don't worry. Daddy taught him how to use it. 117 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:42,001 Yep. Just like Daddy taught him. He's a crack shot. 118 00:07:42,084 --> 00:07:45,043 We're gonna win that father-son deer-hunting competition. 119 00:07:45,126 --> 00:07:46,293 You're taking him? 120 00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:49,126 But that's the one thing we do together every year. 121 00:07:49,209 --> 00:07:51,793 Of course I'm taking him. You're against hunting. 122 00:07:51,876 --> 00:07:53,376 And I'm against spending time with you. 123 00:07:53,459 --> 00:07:56,251 Randall says, when we win this competition, 124 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:59,834 I'll be his favorite son, and you'll be dead to him. 125 00:07:59,918 --> 00:08:03,084 Bet those stakes really chap your vagina, AFKAK. 126 00:08:03,168 --> 00:08:06,168 Uh, if I had a vagina, it would be chapped, 127 00:08:06,251 --> 00:08:07,626 because I'd lick it all the time. 128 00:08:07,709 --> 00:08:09,543 Na-na, na-na-na! 129 00:08:09,626 --> 00:08:11,126 Well, I guess it's up to AFKAK 130 00:08:11,209 --> 00:08:14,001 to make sure that baby Kevin doesn't win that competition. 131 00:08:14,084 --> 00:08:17,543 Using the ancient Beastie Boys art of sabotagey! 132 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:24,668 That was hilarious! 133 00:08:24,751 --> 00:08:26,501 You fucking assholes. 134 00:08:28,001 --> 00:08:29,334 Hello, sir. 135 00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:34,626 I would like to exchange these 25 defective kitty cats I got here last week. 136 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:37,668 Turns out they ain't got nine lives. They only got one. 137 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,209 You killed 25 cats in a week? 138 00:08:40,293 --> 00:08:43,376 Thirty, counting the ones I ran over on my way here. 139 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:48,251 It says here, last year, all your cats starved to death. 140 00:08:48,334 --> 00:08:52,043 Well, there's a perfectly rational explanation for that, sir. 141 00:08:52,126 --> 00:08:54,668 I hired a drug addict dog to cat-sit 142 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,668 while I was on death row for murdering Santy Claus. 143 00:08:57,751 --> 00:09:02,043 You are cut off, mister. There is no way we are ever giving you another cat. 144 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,876 Just 'cause I'm a little clumsy? 145 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:07,626 Plus, look at all them poor kitties that wanna come home with me. 146 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:15,251 That's the same way Garfield went. 147 00:09:15,334 --> 00:09:17,501 Ironically, he did it on a Tuesday. 148 00:09:17,584 --> 00:09:20,001 Get it? 'Cause he hates Mondays? 149 00:09:21,709 --> 00:09:23,168 Garfield humor. 150 00:09:23,251 --> 00:09:28,376 Oh! A fucking gut buster! Great job! 151 00:09:29,543 --> 00:09:31,168 Robby, man, this just ain't right. 152 00:09:33,459 --> 00:09:35,959 You gotta wipe your damn feet before you go inside. 153 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:40,959 See, man? I told you this would be better than our old place. 154 00:09:41,043 --> 00:09:42,709 Well, there is less shit on the walls. 155 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,793 Oh. Shit. Wow. 156 00:09:51,668 --> 00:09:53,751 Dob-maste, my brothers. 157 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:57,209 Welcome to Dob-topia. 158 00:09:57,876 --> 00:10:01,126 That's right. Dob-salamu alaikum, my brother. 159 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:05,834 I've never been happier since I connected with the natural world of Dob-topia. 160 00:10:05,918 --> 00:10:08,376 It's the perfect place to raise our son. 161 00:10:08,459 --> 00:10:13,459 I finally feel fulfilled, since I became a sperm rancher. 162 00:10:13,543 --> 00:10:15,084 -Hyah! 163 00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:17,918 This is how we were meant to live, 164 00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:21,709 in a true paradise untouched by human hands. 165 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:24,043 It truly feels like home. 166 00:10:24,126 --> 00:10:25,334 At least it will. 167 00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,334 Back that shit up right here, Delbert. 168 00:10:29,668 --> 00:10:31,084 What the hell? 169 00:10:31,168 --> 00:10:34,418 Did you bring every white trash thing you could think of? 170 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,376 Yes, we did. 171 00:10:35,459 --> 00:10:37,543 Ladies and gentlemen, Kid Rock! 172 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:43,209 Hey, y'all! Who's ready to hear some shitty music? 173 00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,251 My sweet little man. 174 00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:49,626 Mommy's gonna miss you so much when she's at work. Yes, she is. 175 00:10:49,709 --> 00:10:52,876 Phew. Good thing you aren't having that terrible postpartum depression 176 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:54,001 like you did with AFKAK. 177 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:56,459 -Nope. Happy as a clam. Bye. 178 00:10:56,543 --> 00:10:59,959 I fucking hate you! Fuck my family! 179 00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:05,793 Oh! This will pass, Karen. 180 00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:08,876 When I was a baby, my mother had postpartum depression. 181 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,084 On the bright side, I learned to swim. 182 00:11:11,168 --> 00:11:13,418 Out of a car that had been pushed into a lake. 183 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,543 Well, thanks for trying to cheer me up, Anton, 184 00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:20,334 but my life sucks, and my legacy has been ruined. 185 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:24,376 I spent a year rebuilding Paradise, and now it's destroyed again. 186 00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:25,918 You know what? Fuck it! 187 00:11:27,168 --> 00:11:28,001 No! 188 00:11:28,084 --> 00:11:30,918 Before you unleash the bitch-krieg, listen to this. 189 00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:33,959 I found a way to save the town and your legacy. 190 00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:37,126 Elon Musk is looking to move Tesla's headquarters. 191 00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:38,793 I think Paradise has a shot, 192 00:11:38,876 --> 00:11:42,293 because Elon Musk is highly committed to ruining his company. 193 00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:45,293 "Call a heroic cave diver a pedophile," check. 194 00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:48,459 "Endorse a bipolar rapper for president," check. 195 00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:51,418 "Spend six billion on tunnels to nowhere," check. 196 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:54,126 "Name your son using Wingdings," check. 197 00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:56,626 Pretty good day, Elon, check! 198 00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:03,126 Who's the new guy? Seems like a weirdo. 199 00:12:03,209 --> 00:12:04,793 He seems fine to me. 200 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:10,126 That judgmental attitude is why you're divorced, bro-bro. 201 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:13,334 Attention, fellow… uh, deer! 202 00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:17,376 How many of us have lost loved ones at the father-son hunting competition? 203 00:12:17,459 --> 00:12:21,001 I'm gonna make sure that this year, none of us get killed. 204 00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:23,126 The buck stops here. 205 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,001 "The buck stops…" 206 00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:28,293 Yeah. That's hacky, man. 207 00:12:28,376 --> 00:12:30,293 These will protect you. 208 00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:34,209 Wait. What is this? 209 00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:37,584 Oh, that-- that's a gun. You don't want that. Those are dangerous. 210 00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:41,251 Instead of making sure they don't kill us, why don't we just kill them? 211 00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:44,626 I-I don't-- I don't think we wanna do that. 212 00:12:45,209 --> 00:12:46,376 Where'd you get horses? 213 00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:47,959 Attack! 214 00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:50,876 Whoa! Yeah! 215 00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:56,626 Sumbitch tell me I can't have a kitty? I'll show him! 216 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,959 Ooh! Yum! 217 00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:00,918 Oh, that's juicy. 218 00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:02,126 Definitely not a trap. 219 00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:05,834 What the hell? 220 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,168 You gonna be my new cat. 221 00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:08,793 I ain't no cat! 222 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:10,668 -Do you shit in a box? -Yes, sir. 223 00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:12,459 -Do you eat mice? -Yes, sir. 224 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,126 Do you have a bank account? 225 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,668 -No, sir. -Then you a cat. 226 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,376 Holy shit. I'm a cat. 227 00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:20,501 Ooh! I will name him George, 228 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:23,626 and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him! 229 00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:27,376 Let me go! You're killing me! 230 00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:33,626 I knew I should have declawed you, you son of a bitch! 231 00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:42,918 All this noise is stressing out my babies. 232 00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:53,959 That's it! I hereby call a meeting of the Dob-topian council! 233 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,376 Okay. We've gotta deal with-- 234 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:58,709 Oh, hey. Hold on. 235 00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:01,084 We didn't do the Dob-topian handshake. 236 00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:02,543 Fuck the handshake! 237 00:14:02,626 --> 00:14:05,293 I once fucked a hand and a shake, 238 00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:07,793 and then I got fired from Dairy Queen. 239 00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:11,168 Well, since Mr. Grump is in such a little hurry, 240 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,751 I guess we'll just skip straight to the ceremonial council song. 241 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,876 Stop it! 242 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:25,501 Listen! These rednecks are destroying Dob-topia. 243 00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:27,668 All in favor of kicking them the hell out… 244 00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:29,876 Are you serious? No ceremonial voting song? 245 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,209 -You gonna finish your supper? 246 00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:40,209 Shut the fuck up. 247 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:43,793 Well, damn. That's the last time I'm making you Lobster Sperm-idore. 248 00:14:45,459 --> 00:14:48,709 Baby Kevin, I can't wait to bring home that trophy this year. 249 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:52,668 You sit there and look pretty, Dad. I'll do all the heavy lifting. 250 00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:54,876 Oh. Did you hear that? He called me pretty. 251 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:58,876 Nuh-di-di-di-di-di-di! Not so fast, Edward Finger-Hands. 252 00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:01,251 Jerry and I are winning that trophy. 253 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,084 Hey, you guys can't even hold guns. 254 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,251 Who needs a gun? 255 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,918 Huh. Strange we haven't seen a deer yet, 256 00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:15,793 but I'm sure we'll stumble across those poor, 257 00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:18,209 dumb, defenseless animals soon enough. 258 00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:25,709 What the fuck? 259 00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:31,834 Oh my God, the deer are killing off all the ancillary characters! 260 00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:33,501 Run, Judge Judge! Run! 261 00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:39,959 Where the fuck did they get a plane? 262 00:15:41,459 --> 00:15:44,668 Hey, there. I'd like to speak to Elon Musk, please. 263 00:15:44,751 --> 00:15:46,293 What's that? I've got the wrong number? 264 00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:47,584 You know what? Fuck it! 265 00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:53,709 I haven't seen someone so eager to push a button on a desk 266 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,751 since I interned for Matt Lauer. 267 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,668 Zinga-ding-ding! 268 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:47,709 Bro, you literally just killed me with that dance. 269 00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:23,501 Oh, I beg to differ, baby! 270 00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:33,543 Ugh. I think you're looking for the Hopson song, sir. 271 00:17:40,084 --> 00:17:41,668 Run, Delbert! 272 00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,793 The council has spoken. 273 00:17:46,876 --> 00:17:50,709 You two must leave Dob-topia at once. The way you came in. 274 00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:53,501 That ain't gonna be possible. 275 00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:01,418 Call me Woody Allen 'cause I just blew up my kid's asshole. 276 00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,418 Ooh! Zinga-ding-ding! 277 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:04,459 Allegedly. 278 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:08,209 You idiots have destroyed the delicate balance of the Dob-osphere. 279 00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:11,084 Dob-damn it! Dob-topia is Dob-doomed! 280 00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:13,126 Ugh. Sorry. I'm having an aneurysm. 281 00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:25,334 Dinner is served, my little furry friend. 282 00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:27,709 Your favorite meal. Fried fish! 283 00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:30,959 Mm-mmm! I could get used to this, baby. 284 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,793 I don't understand why those other cats are scared to live with you. That's crazy. 285 00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:36,959 You know, I don't have the slightest. 286 00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:41,668 Now pardon me while I go dump this boiling hot grease down my bathtub drain. 287 00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:42,584 Oh no! 288 00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:46,126 Huh. Looks like you got a little burn there, huh? 289 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,584 God damn! 290 00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:50,793 You mad at me? 291 00:18:50,876 --> 00:18:53,959 Mad? Hell, I came three times! 292 00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,418 I'm gonna like it here. 293 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,418 Boil up another pot and throw it right in my pussy. 294 00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:01,376 We're all gonna die! 295 00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:04,501 Quick! Let's climb up Dobby's throat and escape out of his mouth! 296 00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:05,959 Have you seen this fucker's mouth? 297 00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:08,251 We'll never get past all those rows of jacked-up teeth. 298 00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:11,293 And this inbred idiot blew up the other exit. 299 00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:12,751 There's no way out of here! 300 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,834 I know of another. 301 00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:19,459 Hopson, what the fuck you doing, man? 302 00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:21,001 He's working your son's prostate. 303 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,251 Our son's prostate. 304 00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:27,584 That should be enough. 305 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,043 Now saddle up! 306 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,084 So, what's the plan? 307 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:32,251 The plan? 308 00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:37,876 We'll be riding six white horses when he comes! 309 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,668 -Hyah! 310 00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:50,084 Oh, fuck yeah. 311 00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:55,209 And that is why I think Paradise would be the perfect spot for Tesla's headquarters. 312 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:56,918 You're going to come see the town yourself? 313 00:19:57,001 --> 00:20:01,584 Well, that's wonderful news, Mr. Musk. I-I can't wait to meet you in person. 314 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,334 Ah! He's coming here! 315 00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,543 Feel better now? 316 00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:05,918 I really do. 317 00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,584 I got you your favorite coffee drink to celebrate. 318 00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,834 Why does it say Karen on my cup? 319 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,584 Uh, because it's your name. 320 00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:14,709 Bullshit! You think I'm a Karen. 321 00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:17,918 That is the worst slur you could call someone! 322 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,918 You know what? Fuck it. 323 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,626 Great Scott! 324 00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:30,043 I sure am dehydrated after ejaculating those six individuals. 325 00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:40,043 My dear God, if you don't want me to touch children anymore, give me a sign! 326 00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:45,751 Do you have any Vietnamese signs? 327 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,543 Don't shoot him in the face. I wanna mount him. 328 00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:58,209 Please don't kill me. I'm the proud father of a brand-new Brozone. 329 00:20:58,293 --> 00:21:00,876 It's a Brozone layer but spelled L-A-I-R. 330 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,418 Think about it. It's the best pun I ever came up with. 331 00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,126 Stop! Don't kill him! 332 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,043 Why? They're overpopulated. 333 00:21:07,126 --> 00:21:09,459 Because you think getting revenge will fulfill you, 334 00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:13,168 but once you've got it, you'll realize that this was wrong. 335 00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:14,959 You'll just feel empty. 336 00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:16,001 That was beautiful. 337 00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:17,834 I'm still gonna kill this fucking guy, though. 338 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,793 No! 339 00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:30,918 No. 340 00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:34,418 The only sons I have left are a piece of shit… 341 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:35,959 …and a turd baby! 342 00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:39,501 Holy shit. My kid's immortal! 343 00:21:39,584 --> 00:21:41,168 The buck stops here. 344 00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:44,668 Wow. Best fucking one-liner I've ever heard. 345 00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,543 I made that joke first! 346 00:21:46,626 --> 00:21:48,834 Holy shit! A talking deer! 347 00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:54,751 An immortal baby saves the Earth 348 00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,459 from a Planet-of-the-Apes-style deer uprising 349 00:21:57,543 --> 00:22:00,334 and wins a cheap plastic trophy. 350 00:22:00,418 --> 00:22:02,751 Here to explain the baby's immortality, 351 00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:05,584 which will probably be important later in the season, 352 00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:09,293 is the only graduate of Trump University Medical School. 353 00:22:09,376 --> 00:22:11,543 Hmm… Upon examining the baby, 354 00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:14,959 it seems his immortality likely has something to do with the fact 355 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:17,709 that he originated from a 15-year-old sperm 356 00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:19,126 that refused to die. 357 00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:25,626 In other news, a senile, geriatric pervert has lost his mind 358 00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:28,293 and opened a ranch for giant sperm. 359 00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:30,834 Yeehaw! 360 00:22:31,501 --> 00:22:33,584 Eh. C minus. 361 00:23:05,876 --> 00:23:08,834 Bro, you literally just killed me with that dance.