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I just got the town rebuilt,
and it's destroyed again!
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And the only police work
you did was sing "Pump Up The Jam"?!
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You know what?
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You're fired!
And so are the rest of your idiot cops.
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Oh, shit!
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Randall! The baby is coming! Now!
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Oh, I was wondering how long it would take
to make this about you, Karen.
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-No!
-Ah, no!
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Dobby, what the hell
is the matter with you, boy?
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We didn't raise you to swallow dogs,
grown men, and perverts.
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He learned that from watching you, Robby.
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Well, that's different.
When I do it, I get a nickel.
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Dobby, get your little ass to the house.
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Phew. Well, I'm glad
everything got resolved.
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Randall! The baby!
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All right, we gotta book you an Uber
to the hospital, don't we?
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Ah, surge pricing. Shit.
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Well, since someone just fired me,
we better make that an UberPool.
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Did one of you fellers
order a UberPool?
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This is coming up in therapy.
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And as your therapist, I reckon
I recommend you attend your child's birth.
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You're the doctor, Dr. Earl.
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Yoop!
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Ugh… H-How are you feeling, Doc?
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A little off.
I pooped after my shower again.
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About the baby!
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Oh! Don't worry, Randall.
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Like I always say,
"Stillborn is still born."
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Push, Karen. Push.
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Oh!
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Oh, look at him.
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He's got my face.
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Ooh! I just can't get enough
of that new baby smell.
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Randall. I shit on the table,
you fucking idiot!
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Fuck you! I'm keeping him!
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Where's my little baby brother?
I can't wait to meet him.
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Allow me to introduce
the newest member of our family,
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Kevin Crawford.
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Hey. That's my name.
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Was your name.
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We only called you that
'cause we thought you were gonna be a boy.
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He's a doody head.
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That's right!
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He got you, cocksucker!
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Okay. He's already
asserted dominance over me.
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Anyway, I-I brought you something…
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…Kevin.
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Yeah, that phone is bullshit, AFKAK.
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AFKAK?
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AFKAK. A-F-K-A-K.
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"Asshole formerly known as Kevin."
Try to keep up, huh, AFKAK?
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Randall bought me an iPhone 11.
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I already hooked up
with a smoking piece of ass on Bumble.
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Who's gonna get stank on his hang low?
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Yes, baby's gonna get stank
on his hang low.
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You're a little fuckboy. Yes, you are.
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It's time for a snack, little Kevin.
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Hey! You never breastfed me.
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I tried, but you made too much eye contact
and kept getting erections.
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I never did that.
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Ugh. You're doing it now.
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You're not missing much.
I can't drink this stuff straight.
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This is gross as fuck, but it's still
pretty cool that he made it.
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Hey, AFKAK. Even you have to admit
he's way better than you are.
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So what, I'm the second favorite son now?
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No. Third.
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I'ma whip your little ass
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for going all goddamn Godzilla
on our town.
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We just got that Quiznos.
Go break me off a switch.
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What the fuck kinda switch is that?
I can't lift that shit!
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You know I'm on fake disability.
Now, you go to your room.
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What the fuck?!
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Your son crushed our house!
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Oh, he's my son
when he does something bad,
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but when people compliment
his abnormally large penis, he's your son.
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Oh, great. Where we gonna find
a new shithole to live in, huh?
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Hey, Delbert, are you, uh,
thinking what I'm thinking?
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We should go to trade school,
get real jobs,
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save up for a down payment
on a nice home in the suburbs,
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maybe a Craftsman Bungalow
or a Tudor Revival?
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I was gonna say climb up
our son's asshole and live inside him.
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Yeah. Your idea is better.
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Hey, Karen. Guess you thought
we'd be upset because you fired us,
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but we're not, because the PD
now stands for Party Dudes,
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and this station
is now called The Brozone Lair.
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We're all gonna be playing board games
and-- and eating Sun Chips and, uh…
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God, Karen!
Please, give me my job back!
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Morning!
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What you doing, AFKAK?
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I've called every fight club and fat camp
in the state. None of them have seen Gina.
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Does it look like I give a goddamn?
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Jesus, Dusty! You used to be so nice.
When did you become an asshole?
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It's called character development.
You should try it sometime.
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I'm just gonna try to forget
that Gina is missing
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and that my bullshit baby brother
stole my name.
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Morning, Brozone-ites.
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First off, a moment of silence
in remembrance of Bullet and Fitz.
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What about Hopson?
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Oh, I didn't forget Hopson.
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I'd also like to call for a moment
of silence for the police force.
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It's weird.
The town seems better off without us.
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Yeah, well, we did a shitty job.
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The PD is over. But at least
we don't have to smell Hobo-Cop anymore.
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Hey! I'm a f-- a fan favorite.
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Wait, Karen let you remain a cop?
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Yep. She said she couldn't fire Hobo-Cop.
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I guess she likes the name.
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She says it's the most clever joke
this show's ever made.
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Well, fuck the police.
We're banning cops from the Brozone!
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Well-- well, your loss!
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Good luck having a scene
without a z-zinger from me!
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Hey, AFKAK.
Go sell all this police stuff on eBay.
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Next time somebody tries
that peekaboo bullshit on me,
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I'll be fucking ready.
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You can't have a gun!
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Don't worry.
Daddy taught him how to use it.
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Yep. Just like Daddy taught him.
He's a crack shot.
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We're gonna win that father-son
deer-hunting competition.
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You're taking him?
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But that's the one thing
we do together every year.
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Of course I'm taking him.
You're against hunting.
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And I'm against spending time with you.
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Randall says,
when we win this competition,
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I'll be his favorite son,
and you'll be dead to him.
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Bet those stakes
really chap your vagina, AFKAK.
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Uh, if I had a vagina,
it would be chapped,
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because I'd lick it all the time.
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Na-na, na-na-na!
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Well, I guess it's up to AFKAK
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to make sure that baby Kevin
doesn't win that competition.
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Using the ancient
Beastie Boys art of sabotagey!
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That was hilarious!
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You fucking assholes.
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Hello, sir.
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I would like to exchange these 25
defective kitty cats I got here last week.
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Turns out they ain't got nine lives.
They only got one.
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You killed 25 cats in a week?
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Thirty, counting the ones
I ran over on my way here.
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It says here, last year,
all your cats starved to death.
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Well, there's a perfectly
rational explanation for that, sir.
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I hired a drug addict dog to cat-sit
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while I was on death row
for murdering Santy Claus.
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You are cut off, mister. There is no way
we are ever giving you another cat.
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Just 'cause I'm a little clumsy?
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Plus, look at all them poor kitties
that wanna come home with me.
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That's the same way Garfield went.
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Ironically, he did it on a Tuesday.
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Get it? 'Cause he hates Mondays?
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Garfield humor.
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Oh! A fucking gut buster! Great job!
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Robby, man, this just ain't right.
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You gotta wipe your damn feet
before you go inside.
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See, man? I told you
this would be better than our old place.
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Well, there is less shit on the walls.
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Oh. Shit. Wow.
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Dob-maste, my brothers.
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Welcome to Dob-topia.
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That's right.
Dob-salamu alaikum, my brother.
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I've never been happier since I connected
with the natural world of Dob-topia.
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It's the perfect place to raise our son.
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I finally feel fulfilled,
since I became a sperm rancher.
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-Hyah!
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This is how we were meant to live,
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in a true paradise
untouched by human hands.
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It truly feels like home.
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At least it will.
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Back that shit up right here, Delbert.
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What the hell?
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Did you bring every white trash thing
you could think of?
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Yes, we did.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Kid Rock!
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Hey, y'all! Who's ready
to hear some shitty music?
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My sweet little man.
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Mommy's gonna miss you so much
when she's at work. Yes, she is.
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Phew. Good thing you aren't having
that terrible postpartum depression
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like you did with AFKAK.
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-Nope. Happy as a clam. Bye.
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I fucking hate you! Fuck my family!
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Oh! This will pass, Karen.
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When I was a baby,
my mother had postpartum depression.
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On the bright side, I learned to swim.
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Out of a car
that had been pushed into a lake.
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Well, thanks for trying
to cheer me up, Anton,
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but my life sucks,
and my legacy has been ruined.
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I spent a year rebuilding Paradise,
and now it's destroyed again.
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You know what? Fuck it!
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No!
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Before you unleash
the bitch-krieg, listen to this.
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I found a way
to save the town and your legacy.
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Elon Musk is looking
to move Tesla's headquarters.
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I think Paradise has a shot,
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because Elon Musk is highly committed
to ruining his company.
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"Call a heroic cave diver
a pedophile," check.
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"Endorse a bipolar rapper
for president," check.
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"Spend six billion
on tunnels to nowhere," check.
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"Name your son using Wingdings," check.
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Pretty good day, Elon, check!
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Who's the new guy? Seems like a weirdo.
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He seems fine to me.
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That judgmental attitude
is why you're divorced, bro-bro.
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Attention, fellow… uh, deer!
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How many of us have lost loved ones
at the father-son hunting competition?
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I'm gonna make sure
that this year, none of us get killed.
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The buck stops here.
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"The buck stops…"
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Yeah. That's hacky, man.
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These will protect you.
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00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:34,209
Wait. What is this?
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00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:37,584
Oh, that-- that's a gun.
You don't want that. Those are dangerous.
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00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:41,251
Instead of making sure they don't kill us,
why don't we just kill them?
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I-I don't-- I don't think
we wanna do that.
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Where'd you get horses?
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Attack!
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00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:50,876
Whoa! Yeah!
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Sumbitch tell me
I can't have a kitty? I'll show him!
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Ooh! Yum!
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Oh, that's juicy.
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Definitely not a trap.
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What the hell?
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You gonna be my new cat.
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I ain't no cat!
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-Do you shit in a box?
-Yes, sir.
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00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:12,459
-Do you eat mice?
-Yes, sir.
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Do you have a bank account?
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-No, sir.
-Then you a cat.
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Holy shit. I'm a cat.
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Ooh! I will name him George,
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and I will hug him
and pet him and squeeze him!
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Let me go! You're killing me!
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00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:33,626
I knew I should have declawed you,
you son of a bitch!
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All this noise is stressing out my babies.
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That's it! I hereby call a meeting
of the Dob-topian council!
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Okay. We've gotta deal with--
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Oh, hey. Hold on.
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We didn't do the Dob-topian handshake.
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Fuck the handshake!
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I once fucked a hand and a shake,
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00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:07,793
and then I got fired from Dairy Queen.
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00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:11,168
Well, since Mr. Grump
is in such a little hurry,
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I guess we'll just skip straight
to the ceremonial council song.
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Stop it!
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Listen! These rednecks
are destroying Dob-topia.
243
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All in favor of kicking them the hell out…
244
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Are you serious?
No ceremonial voting song?
245
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-You gonna finish your supper?
246
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Shut the fuck up.
247
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Well, damn. That's the last time
I'm making you Lobster Sperm-idore.
248
00:14:45,459 --> 00:14:48,709
Baby Kevin, I can't wait
to bring home that trophy this year.
249
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You sit there and look pretty, Dad.
I'll do all the heavy lifting.
250
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Oh. Did you hear that?
He called me pretty.
251
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Nuh-di-di-di-di-di-di!
Not so fast, Edward Finger-Hands.
252
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Jerry and I are winning that trophy.
253
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Hey, you guys can't even hold guns.
254
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Who needs a gun?
255
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,918
Huh. Strange we haven't seen a deer yet,
256
00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:15,793
but I'm sure
we'll stumble across those poor,
257
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dumb, defenseless animals soon enough.
258
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:25,709
What the fuck?
259
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:31,834
Oh my God, the deer are killing off
all the ancillary characters!
260
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Run, Judge Judge! Run!
261
00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:39,959
Where the fuck
did they get a plane?
262
00:15:41,459 --> 00:15:44,668
Hey, there.
I'd like to speak to Elon Musk, please.
263
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What's that? I've got the wrong number?
264
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You know what? Fuck it!
265
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:53,709
I haven't seen someone so eager
to push a button on a desk
266
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since I interned for Matt Lauer.
267
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Zinga-ding-ding!
268
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Bro, you literally
just killed me with that dance.
269
00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:23,501
Oh, I beg to differ, baby!
270
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Ugh. I think you're looking
for the Hopson song, sir.
271
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Run, Delbert!
272
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The council has spoken.
273
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You two must leave Dob-topia at once.
The way you came in.
274
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That ain't gonna be possible.
275
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Call me Woody Allen
'cause I just blew up my kid's asshole.
276
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Ooh! Zinga-ding-ding!
277
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Allegedly.
278
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You idiots have destroyed
the delicate balance of the Dob-osphere.
279
00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:11,084
Dob-damn it! Dob-topia is Dob-doomed!
280
00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:13,126
Ugh. Sorry. I'm having an aneurysm.
281
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:25,334
Dinner is served, my little furry friend.
282
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Your favorite meal. Fried fish!
283
00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:30,959
Mm-mmm! I could get used to this, baby.
284
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,793
I don't understand why those other cats
are scared to live with you. That's crazy.
285
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:36,959
You know, I don't have the slightest.
286
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:41,668
Now pardon me while I go dump this
boiling hot grease down my bathtub drain.
287
00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:42,584
Oh no!
288
00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:46,126
Huh. Looks like you got
a little burn there, huh?
289
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,584
God damn!
290
00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:50,793
You mad at me?
291
00:18:50,876 --> 00:18:53,959
Mad? Hell, I came three times!
292
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,418
I'm gonna like it here.
293
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,418
Boil up another pot
and throw it right in my pussy.
294
00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:01,376
We're all gonna die!
295
00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:04,501
Quick! Let's climb up Dobby's throat
and escape out of his mouth!
296
00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:05,959
Have you seen this fucker's mouth?
297
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:08,251
We'll never get past
all those rows of jacked-up teeth.
298
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:11,293
And this inbred idiot
blew up the other exit.
299
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:12,751
There's no way out of here!
300
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,834
I know of another.
301
00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:19,459
Hopson, what the fuck you doing, man?
302
00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:21,001
He's working your son's prostate.
303
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,251
Our son's prostate.
304
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:27,584
That should be enough.
305
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,043
Now saddle up!
306
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,084
So, what's the plan?
307
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:32,251
The plan?
308
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:37,876
We'll be riding six white horses
when he comes!
309
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-Hyah!
310
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:50,084
Oh, fuck yeah.
311
00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:55,209
And that is why I think Paradise would be
the perfect spot for Tesla's headquarters.
312
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:56,918
You're going to come see
the town yourself?
313
00:19:57,001 --> 00:20:01,584
Well, that's wonderful news, Mr. Musk.
I-I can't wait to meet you in person.
314
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,334
Ah! He's coming here!
315
00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,543
Feel better now?
316
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:05,918
I really do.
317
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,584
I got you your favorite
coffee drink to celebrate.
318
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,834
Why does it say Karen on my cup?
319
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,584
Uh, because it's your name.
320
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:14,709
Bullshit! You think I'm a Karen.
321
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:17,918
That is the worst slur
you could call someone!
322
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,918
You know what? Fuck it.
323
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,626
Great Scott!
324
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:30,043
I sure am dehydrated
after ejaculating those six individuals.
325
00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:40,043
My dear God, if you don't want me
to touch children anymore, give me a sign!
326
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:45,751
Do you have any Vietnamese signs?
327
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,543
Don't shoot him in the face.
I wanna mount him.
328
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:58,209
Please don't kill me. I'm the proud father
of a brand-new Brozone.
329
00:20:58,293 --> 00:21:00,876
It's a Brozone layer but spelled L-A-I-R.
330
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,418
Think about it.
It's the best pun I ever came up with.
331
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,126
Stop! Don't kill him!
332
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,043
Why? They're overpopulated.
333
00:21:07,126 --> 00:21:09,459
Because you think
getting revenge will fulfill you,
334
00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:13,168
but once you've got it,
you'll realize that this was wrong.
335
00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:14,959
You'll just feel empty.
336
00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:16,001
That was beautiful.
337
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:17,834
I'm still gonna kill
this fucking guy, though.
338
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,793
No!
339
00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:30,918
No.
340
00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:34,418
The only sons I have left
are a piece of shit…
341
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:35,959
…and a turd baby!
342
00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:39,501
Holy shit. My kid's immortal!
343
00:21:39,584 --> 00:21:41,168
The buck stops here.
344
00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:44,668
Wow. Best fucking one-liner
I've ever heard.
345
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,543
I made that joke first!
346
00:21:46,626 --> 00:21:48,834
Holy shit! A talking deer!
347
00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:54,751
An immortal baby saves the Earth
348
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,459
from a Planet-of-the-Apes-style
deer uprising
349
00:21:57,543 --> 00:22:00,334
and wins a cheap plastic trophy.
350
00:22:00,418 --> 00:22:02,751
Here to explain the baby's immortality,
351
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:05,584
which will probably be important
later in the season,
352
00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:09,293
is the only graduate
of Trump University Medical School.
353
00:22:09,376 --> 00:22:11,543
Hmm… Upon examining the baby,
354
00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:14,959
it seems his immortality likely
has something to do with the fact
355
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:17,709
that he originated
from a 15-year-old sperm
356
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:19,126
that refused to die.
357
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:25,626
In other news, a senile,
geriatric pervert has lost his mind
358
00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:28,293
and opened a ranch for giant sperm.
359
00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:30,834
Yeehaw!
360
00:22:31,501 --> 00:22:33,584
Eh. C minus.
361
00:23:05,876 --> 00:23:08,834
Bro, you literally
just killed me with that dance.