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[roars]
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[tense music playing]
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I just got the town rebuilt,
and it's destroyed again!
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And the only police work
you did was sing "Pump Up The Jam"?!
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You know what?
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You're fired!
And so are the rest of your idiot cops.
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[Bullet] Oh, shit!
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[screams]
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Randall! The baby is coming! Now!
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Oh, I was wondering how long it would take
to make this about you, Karen.
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[music continues]
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-[Fitz] No!
-[Hopson] Ah, no!
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[both scream]
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Dobby, what the hell
is the matter with you, boy?
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We didn't raise you to swallow dogs,
grown men, and perverts.
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He learned that from watching you, Robby.
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Well, that's different.
When I do it, I get a nickel.
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Dobby, get your little ass to the house.
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[Dobby whines]
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[victim screams]
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Phew. Well, I'm glad
everything got resolved.
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Randall! The baby!
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All right, we gotta book you an Uber
to the hospital, don't we?
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Ah, surge pricing. Shit.
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Well, since someone just fired me,
we better make that an UberPool.
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Did one of you fellers
order a UberPool? [mutters]
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This is coming up in therapy.
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And as your therapist, I reckon
I recommend you attend your child's birth.
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You're the doctor, Dr. Earl.
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Yoop!
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[screaming]
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[breathing heavily]
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Ugh… H-How are you feeling, Doc?
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A little off.
I pooped after my shower again.
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About the baby!
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Oh! Don't worry, Randall.
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Like I always say,
"Stillborn is still born."
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[screams]
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Push, Karen. Push.
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-[groaning]
-[pop]
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Oh!
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Oh, look at him. [kisses]
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He's got my face.
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[sniffs]
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Ooh! I just can't get enough
of that new baby smell.
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[sentimental music playing]
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[music ends]
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[steady beep]
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Randall. I shit on the table,
you fucking idiot!
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Fuck you! I'm keeping him!
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Where's my little baby brother?
I can't wait to meet him.
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Allow me to introduce
the newest member of our family,
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Kevin Crawford.
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Hey. That's my name.
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Was your name.
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We only called you that
'cause we thought you were gonna be a boy.
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He's a doody head.
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[laughs] That's right!
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He got you, cocksucker! [laughs]
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Okay. He's already
asserted dominance over me.
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Anyway, I-I brought you something…
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[inhales] …Kevin.
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Yeah, that phone is bullshit, AFKAK.
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AFKAK?
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AFKAK. A-F-K-A-K.
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"Asshole formerly known as Kevin."
Try to keep up, huh, AFKAK?
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Randall bought me an iPhone 11.
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I already hooked up
with a smoking piece of ass on Bumble.
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Who's gonna get stank on his hang low?
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Yes, baby's gonna get stank
on his hang low.
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You're a little fuckboy. Yes, you are.
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It's time for a snack, little Kevin.
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Hey! You never breastfed me.
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I tried, but you made too much eye contact
and kept getting erections.
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I never did that.
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Ugh. You're doing it now.
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You're not missing much.
I can't drink this stuff straight.
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This is gross as fuck, but it's still
pretty cool that he made it.
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Hey, AFKAK. Even you have to admit
he's way better than you are.
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So what, I'm the second favorite son now?
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No. Third.
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[Robby] I'ma whip your little ass
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for going all goddamn Godzilla
on our town.
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We just got that Quiznos.
Go break me off a switch.
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What the fuck kinda switch is that?
I can't lift that shit!
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You know I'm on fake disability.
Now, you go to your room.
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What the fuck?!
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Your son crushed our house!
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Oh, he's my son
when he does something bad,
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but when people compliment
his abnormally large penis, he's your son.
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[thunderclap]
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Oh, great. Where we gonna find
a new shithole to live in, huh?
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Hey, Delbert, are you, uh,
thinking what I'm thinking?
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We should go to trade school,
get real jobs,
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save up for a down payment
on a nice home in the suburbs,
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maybe a Craftsman Bungalow
or a Tudor Revival?
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I was gonna say climb up
our son's asshole and live inside him.
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Yeah. Your idea is better.
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Hey, Karen. Guess you thought
we'd be upset because you fired us,
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but we're not, because the PD
now stands for Party Dudes,
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and this station
is now called The Brozone Lair.
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We're all gonna be playing board games
and-- and eating Sun Chips and, uh…
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[sobs] God, Karen!
Please, give me my job back!
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[disco music playing]
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[sad music playing]
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[cell phone clicks]
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Morning!
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What you doing, AFKAK?
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I've called every fight club and fat camp
in the state. None of them have seen Gina.
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Does it look like I give a goddamn?
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Jesus, Dusty! You used to be so nice.
When did you become an asshole?
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It's called character development.
You should try it sometime.
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I'm just gonna try to forget
that Gina is missing
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and that my bullshit baby brother
stole my name.
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Morning, Brozone-ites.
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First off, a moment of silence
in remembrance of Bullet and Fitz.
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What about Hopson?
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Oh, I didn't forget Hopson.
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["Astronomia" plays]
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I'd also like to call for a moment
of silence for the police force.
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It's weird.
The town seems better off without us.
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Yeah, well, we did a shitty job.
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The PD is over. But at least
we don't have to smell Hobo-Cop anymore.
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Hey! [stutters] I'm a f-- a fan favorite.
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Wait, Karen let you remain a cop?
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Yep. She said she couldn't fire Hobo-Cop.
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I guess she likes the name.
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She says it's the most clever joke
this show's ever made.
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Well, fuck the police.
We're banning cops from the Brozone!
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Well-- well, your loss!
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Good luck having a scene
without a z-zinger from me!
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[muttering angrily]
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Hey, AFKAK.
Go sell all this police stuff on eBay.
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Next time somebody tries
that peekaboo bullshit on me,
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I'll be fucking ready.
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You can't have a gun!
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Don't worry.
Daddy taught him how to use it.
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[screams]
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Yep. Just like Daddy taught him.
He's a crack shot.
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We're gonna win that father-son
deer-hunting competition.
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You're taking him?
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But that's the one thing
we do together every year.
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Of course I'm taking him.
You're against hunting.
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And I'm against spending time with you.
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Randall says,
when we win this competition,
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I'll be his favorite son,
and you'll be dead to him.
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Bet those stakes
really chap your vagina, AFKAK.
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Uh, if I had a vagina,
it would be chapped,
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because I'd lick it all the time.
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Na-na, na-na-na!
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Well, I guess it's up to AFKAK
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to make sure that baby Kevin
doesn't win that competition.
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Using the ancient
Beastie Boys art of sabotagey!
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[laughs]
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That was hilarious!
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You fucking assholes.
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Hello, sir.
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I would like to exchange these 25
defective kitty cats I got here last week.
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Turns out they ain't got nine lives.
They only got one.
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You killed 25 cats in a week?
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Thirty, counting the ones
I ran over on my way here.
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[cats meowing]
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It says here, last year,
all your cats starved to death.
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Well, there's a perfectly
rational explanation for that, sir.
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I hired a drug addict dog to cat-sit
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while I was on death row
for murdering Santy Claus.
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You are cut off, mister. There is no way
we are ever giving you another cat.
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Just 'cause I'm a little clumsy?
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Plus, look at all them poor kitties
that wanna come home with me.
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That's the same way Garfield went.
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Ironically, he did it on a Tuesday.
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Get it? 'Cause he hates Mondays?
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Garfield humor.
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Oh! A fucking gut buster! Great job!
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Robby, man, this just ain't right.
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[yelps]
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You gotta wipe your damn feet
before you go inside.
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See, man? I told you
this would be better than our old place.
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Well, there is less shit on the walls.
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Oh. Shit. Wow.
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[magical music playing]
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[piccolo playing]
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Dob-maste, my brothers.
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Welcome to Dob-topia.
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That's right.
Dob-salamu alaikum, my brother.
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I've never been happier since I connected
with the natural world of Dob-topia.
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It's the perfect place to raise our son.
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I finally feel fulfilled,
since I became a sperm rancher.
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-Hyah!
-[sperm whinnies]
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This is how we were meant to live,
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in a true paradise
untouched by human hands.
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It truly feels like home.
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At least it will.
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Back that shit up right here, Delbert.
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What the hell?
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Did you bring every white trash thing
you could think of?
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Yes, we did.
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00:10:35,459 --> 00:10:37,543
Ladies and gentlemen, Kid Rock!
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Hey, y'all! Who's ready
to hear some shitty music?
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[Karen in baby-talk voice]
My sweet little man.
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Mommy's gonna miss you so much
when she's at work. Yes, she is.
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Phew. Good thing you aren't having
that terrible postpartum depression
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like you did with AFKAK.
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-Nope. Happy as a clam. Bye.
-[cell phone beeps]
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I fucking hate you! Fuck my family!
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00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:03,543
[sobbing]
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00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:05,793
Oh! This will pass, Karen.
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00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:08,876
When I was a baby,
my mother had postpartum depression.
209
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,084
On the bright side, I learned to swim.
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Out of a car
that had been pushed into a lake.
211
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,543
Well, thanks for trying
to cheer me up, Anton,
212
00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:20,334
but my life sucks,
and my legacy has been ruined. [sniffles]
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00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:24,376
I spent a year rebuilding Paradise,
and now it's destroyed again.
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00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:25,918
You know what? Fuck it!
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00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,084
[alarm blares]
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00:11:27,168 --> 00:11:28,001
No!
217
00:11:28,084 --> 00:11:30,918
Before you unleash
the bitch-krieg, listen to this.
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00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:33,959
I found a way
to save the town and your legacy.
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00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:37,126
Elon Musk is looking
to move Tesla's headquarters.
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00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:38,793
I think Paradise has a shot,
221
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because Elon Musk is highly committed
to ruining his company.
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"Call a heroic cave diver
a pedophile," check.
223
00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:48,459
"Endorse a bipolar rapper
for president," check.
224
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:51,418
"Spend six billion
on tunnels to nowhere," check.
225
00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:54,126
"Name your son using Wingdings," check.
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00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:56,626
Pretty good day, Elon, check!
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00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:03,126
Who's the new guy? Seems like a weirdo.
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00:12:03,209 --> 00:12:04,793
He seems fine to me.
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00:12:04,876 --> 00:12:06,876
[AFKAK humming]
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00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:10,126
That judgmental attitude
is why you're divorced, bro-bro.
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Attention, fellow… uh, deer!
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How many of us have lost loved ones
at the father-son hunting competition?
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I'm gonna make sure
that this year, none of us get killed.
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The buck stops here.
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[giggling] "The buck stops…"
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Yeah. That's hacky, man.
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These will protect you.
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00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:34,209
Wait. What is this?
239
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:37,584
Oh, that-- that's a gun.
You don't want that. Those are dangerous.
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00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:41,251
Instead of making sure they don't kill us,
why don't we just kill them?
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00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:44,626
I-I don't-- I don't think
we wanna do that. [chuckles]
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Where'd you get horses?
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Attack!
244
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:50,876
[roars] Whoa! Yeah!
245
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:56,626
Sumbitch tell me
I can't have a kitty? I'll show him!
246
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,959
Ooh! [munches] Yum! [laughs]
247
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:00,918
Oh, that's juicy. [munching]
248
00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:02,126
Definitely not a trap.
249
00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:04,334
[munching]
250
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:05,834
[screams] What the hell?
251
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,168
You gonna be my new cat.
252
00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:08,793
I ain't no cat!
253
00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:10,668
-Do you shit in a box?
-Yes, sir.
254
00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:12,459
-Do you eat mice?
-Yes, sir.
255
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,126
Do you have a bank account?
256
00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,668
-No, sir.
-Then you a cat.
257
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,376
Holy shit. I'm a cat.
258
00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:20,501
Ooh! I will name him George,
259
00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:23,626
and I will hug him
and pet him and squeeze him!
260
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:24,709
[groans]
261
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:27,376
Let me go! You're killing me!
262
00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:28,959
[hisses]
263
00:13:29,043 --> 00:13:29,918
[screams]
264
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:30,834
[Hobo-Cop yowls]
265
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:33,626
I knew I should have declawed you,
you son of a bitch!
266
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,709
[engine revving]
267
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:39,959
[country music playing]
268
00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:42,918
All this noise is stressing out my babies.
269
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:44,001
[gunshot]
270
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,043
[sizzling]
271
00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:53,959
That's it! I hereby call a meeting
of the Dob-topian council!
272
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,793
[spiritual music plays]
273
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,376
Okay. We've gotta deal with--
274
00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:58,709
Oh, hey. Hold on.
275
00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:01,084
We didn't do the Dob-topian handshake.
276
00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:02,543
Fuck the handshake!
277
00:14:02,626 --> 00:14:05,293
I once fucked a hand and a shake,
278
00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:07,793
and then I got fired from Dairy Queen.
279
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:11,168
Well, since Mr. Grump
is in such a little hurry,
280
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,751
I guess we'll just skip straight
to the ceremonial council song.
281
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:20,709
[singing incoherently]
282
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,876
Stop it!
283
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:25,501
Listen! These rednecks
are destroying Dob-topia.
284
00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:27,668
All in favor of kicking them the hell out…
285
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:29,876
Are you serious?
No ceremonial voting song?
286
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:35,084
[screaming incoherently]
287
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:37,376
[suspenseful music playing]
288
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,209
-[music stops]
-You gonna finish your supper?
289
00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:40,209
Shut the fuck up.
290
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:43,793
Well, damn. That's the last time
I'm making you Lobster Sperm-idore.
291
00:14:45,459 --> 00:14:48,709
Baby Kevin, I can't wait
to bring home that trophy this year.
292
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:52,668
You sit there and look pretty, Dad.
I'll do all the heavy lifting.
293
00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:54,876
Oh. Did you hear that?
He called me pretty.
294
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:58,876
Nuh-di-di-di-di-di-di!
Not so fast, Edward Finger-Hands.
295
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:01,251
Jerry and I are winning that trophy.
296
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,084
Hey, you guys can't even hold guns.
297
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,251
Who needs a gun?
298
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,918
Huh. Strange we haven't seen a deer yet,
299
00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:15,793
but I'm sure
we'll stumble across those poor,
300
00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:18,209
dumb, defenseless animals soon enough.
301
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,001
[suspenseful music playing]
302
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:23,793
[hunter screams]
303
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:25,709
What the fuck?
304
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,209
[deer roars]
305
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:31,834
Oh my God, the deer are killing off
all the ancillary characters!
306
00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:33,501
Run, Judge Judge! Run!
307
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,251
[both panting]
308
00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:39,959
[sobs] Where the fuck
did they get a plane?
309
00:15:41,459 --> 00:15:44,668
Hey, there.
I'd like to speak to Elon Musk, please.
310
00:15:44,751 --> 00:15:46,293
What's that? I've got the wrong number?
311
00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:47,584
You know what? Fuck it!
312
00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:48,918
[alarm blares]
313
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:53,709
I haven't seen someone so eager
to push a button on a desk
314
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,751
since I interned for Matt Lauer.
315
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,668
[laughs] Zinga-ding-ding!
316
00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,334
[musical theater music playing]
317
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,584
♪ I'm such a lonely boy ♪
318
00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:06,334
♪ My catless life feels small ♪
319
00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:09,001
♪ Don't see why I can't have one ♪
320
00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:12,668
♪ Just because I killed them all ♪
321
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:18,043
♪ I bet my cats are looking down right now
Missing me so much ♪
322
00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:21,668
♪ No, we don't miss you, fatty
We just hate your fucking guts ♪
323
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:25,376
♪ Remember when we cuddled
On those long rainy weekends? ♪
324
00:16:25,459 --> 00:16:30,918
♪ I remember when you starved us
And you made me eat my friends ♪
325
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:34,709
-♪ Our bond can't be corroded ♪
-♪ You hugged me till my head exploded ♪
326
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,418
-♪ You gave me tongue baths every day ♪
-♪ You gave me hepatitis A ♪
327
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:40,251
♪ I never heard a cat complain ♪
328
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,501
♪ You crushed my face
With your fat taint ♪
329
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,626
♪ I deserve another chance… ♪
330
00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:47,709
Bro, you literally
just killed me with that dance.
331
00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:53,751
♪ I made a loving home for you
It was like a feline Ritz ♪
332
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:59,376
♪ Your apartment is a death camp
It's a kitty-cat Auschwitz ♪
333
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:05,334
♪ Will I ever find
Another furry feline friend? ♪
334
00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:06,251
[sobs]
335
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:09,501
♪ No, I swear, you'll never find a cat ♪
336
00:17:09,584 --> 00:17:13,376
♪ Depraved enough to live with you ♪
337
00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:19,418
♪ Again ♪
338
00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:23,501
Oh, I beg to differ, baby!
339
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:29,584
♪ You drugged me at the VFW
And turned my butthole inside out ♪
340
00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:33,543
Ugh. I think you're looking
for the Hopson song, sir.
341
00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:40,001
[all yelling]
342
00:17:40,084 --> 00:17:41,668
Run, Delbert!
343
00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,793
The council has spoken.
344
00:17:46,876 --> 00:17:50,709
You two must leave Dob-topia at once.
The way you came in.
345
00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:53,501
That ain't gonna be possible.
346
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:56,918
[fart-splosion]
347
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:01,418
Call me Woody Allen
'cause I just blew up my kid's asshole.
348
00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,418
Ooh! Zinga-ding-ding!
349
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:04,459
Allegedly.
350
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:08,209
You idiots have destroyed
the delicate balance of the Dob-osphere.
351
00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:11,084
Dob-damn it! Dob-topia is Dob-doomed!
352
00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:13,126
Ugh. Sorry. I'm having an aneurysm.
353
00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:14,834
[low rumbling]
354
00:18:15,418 --> 00:18:17,668
[all screaming]
355
00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:23,043
♪ It's our first day together
And we'll be best friends forever ♪
356
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:25,334
Dinner is served, my little furry friend.
357
00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:27,709
Your favorite meal. Fried fish!
358
00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:30,959
Mm-mmm! I could get used to this, baby.
359
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,793
I don't understand why those other cats
are scared to live with you. That's crazy.
360
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:36,959
You know, I don't have the slightest.
361
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:41,668
Now pardon me while I go dump this
boiling hot grease down my bathtub drain.
362
00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:42,584
Oh no!
363
00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:46,126
Huh. Looks like you got
a little burn there, huh?
364
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,584
[screams] God damn!
365
00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:50,793
You mad at me?
366
00:18:50,876 --> 00:18:53,959
Mad? Hell, I came three times!
367
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,418
I'm gonna like it here.
368
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,418
Boil up another pot
and throw it right in my pussy.
369
00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:00,459
[tense music playing]
370
00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:01,376
We're all gonna die!
371
00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:04,501
Quick! Let's climb up Dobby's throat
and escape out of his mouth!
372
00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:05,959
Have you seen this fucker's mouth?
373
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:08,251
We'll never get past
all those rows of jacked-up teeth.
374
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:11,293
And this inbred idiot
blew up the other exit.
375
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:12,751
There's no way out of here!
376
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,834
I know of another.
377
00:19:14,918 --> 00:19:17,293
[rhythmic drum sounds]
378
00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:19,459
Hopson, what the fuck you doing, man?
379
00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:21,001
He's working your son's prostate.
380
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,251
Our son's prostate.
381
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:26,001
[rhythmic sounds continue]
382
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:27,584
That should be enough.
383
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,043
Now saddle up!
384
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,084
So, what's the plan?
385
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:32,251
The plan?
386
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:37,876
We'll be riding six white horses
when he comes!
387
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,668
-Hyah!
-[sperm whinnies]
388
00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:42,918
[epic music playing]
389
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:50,084
[hoarsely] Oh, fuck yeah.
390
00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:55,209
And that is why I think Paradise would be
the perfect spot for Tesla's headquarters.
391
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:56,918
You're going to come see
the town yourself?
392
00:19:57,001 --> 00:20:01,584
Well, that's wonderful news, Mr. Musk.
I-I can't wait to meet you in person.
393
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,334
Ah! He's coming here!
394
00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,543
Feel better now?
395
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:05,918
I really do.
396
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,584
I got you your favorite
coffee drink to celebrate.
397
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,834
Why does it say Karen on my cup?
398
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,584
Uh, because it's your name.
399
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:14,709
Bullshit! You think I'm a Karen.
400
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:17,918
That is the worst slur
you could call someone!
401
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,168
[alarm blaring]
402
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,918
You know what? Fuck it.
403
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,626
[in Dobbinese] Great Scott!
404
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:30,043
I sure am dehydrated
after ejaculating those six individuals.
405
00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:31,334
[gulping]
406
00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:40,043
My dear God, if you don't want me
to touch children anymore, give me a sign!
407
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:45,751
Do you have any Vietnamese signs?
408
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:51,959
[menacing music playing]
409
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,543
Don't shoot him in the face.
I wanna mount him.
410
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:58,209
Please don't kill me. I'm the proud father
of a brand-new Brozone.
411
00:20:58,293 --> 00:21:00,876
It's a Brozone layer but spelled L-A-I-R.
412
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,418
Think about it.
It's the best pun I ever came up with.
413
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,126
Stop! Don't kill him!
414
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,043
Why? They're overpopulated.
415
00:21:07,126 --> 00:21:09,459
Because you think
getting revenge will fulfill you,
416
00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:13,168
but once you've got it,
you'll realize that this was wrong.
417
00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:14,959
You'll just feel empty.
418
00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:16,001
That was beautiful.
419
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:17,834
I'm still gonna kill
this fucking guy, though.
420
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:18,751
[grunts]
421
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,209
[suspenseful music playing]
422
00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:25,751
[grunting]
423
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,793
No!
424
00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:30,918
[sobbing] No.
425
00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:34,418
The only sons I have left
are a piece of shit… [sniffles]
426
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:35,959
…and a turd baby!
427
00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:39,501
Holy shit. My kid's immortal!
428
00:21:39,584 --> 00:21:41,168
The buck stops here.
429
00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:44,668
Wow. Best fucking one-liner
I've ever heard.
430
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,543
I made that joke first!
431
00:21:46,626 --> 00:21:48,834
Holy shit! A talking deer!
432
00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:54,751
An immortal baby saves the Earth
433
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,459
from a Planet-of-the-Apes-style
deer uprising
434
00:21:57,543 --> 00:22:00,334
and wins a cheap plastic trophy.
435
00:22:00,418 --> 00:22:02,751
Here to explain the baby's immortality,
436
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:05,584
which will probably be important
later in the season,
437
00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:09,293
is the only graduate
of Trump University Medical School.
438
00:22:09,376 --> 00:22:11,543
Hmm… Upon examining the baby,
439
00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:14,959
it seems his immortality likely
has something to do with the fact
440
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:17,709
that he originated
from a 15-year-old sperm
441
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:19,126
that refused to die.
442
00:22:19,209 --> 00:22:21,459
[sinister music plays]
443
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:25,626
In other news, a senile,
geriatric pervert has lost his mind
444
00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:28,293
and opened a ranch for giant sperm.
445
00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:30,834
Yeehaw!
446
00:22:31,501 --> 00:22:33,584
Eh. C minus.
447
00:22:33,668 --> 00:22:35,001
[musical theater music playing]
448
00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:37,501
[Dusty] ♪ I bet my cats
Are looking down right now ♪
449
00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:39,168
♪ Missing me so much ♪
450
00:22:39,251 --> 00:22:40,959
[Mr. Meowgi]
♪ No, we don't miss you, fatty ♪
451
00:22:41,043 --> 00:22:43,043
♪ We just hate your fucking guts ♪
452
00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:46,501
[Dusty] ♪ Remember when we cuddled
On those long rainy weekends? ♪
453
00:22:46,584 --> 00:22:48,459
[Mr. Meowgi]
♪ I remember when you starved us ♪
454
00:22:48,543 --> 00:22:52,043
♪ And you made me eat my friends ♪
455
00:22:52,543 --> 00:22:54,043
[Dusty] ♪ Our bond can't be corroded ♪
456
00:22:54,126 --> 00:22:55,918
[cat 1] ♪ You hugged me
Till my head exploded ♪
457
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,751
[Dusty] ♪ You gave me
Tongue baths every day ♪
458
00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,584
[cat 2] ♪ You gave me hepatitis A ♪
459
00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:01,418
[Dusty] ♪ I never heard a cat complain ♪
460
00:23:01,501 --> 00:23:03,668
[cat 3] ♪ You crushed my face
With your fat taint ♪
461
00:23:03,751 --> 00:23:05,793
[Dusty] ♪ I deserve another chance… ♪
462
00:23:05,876 --> 00:23:08,834
[cat 4] Bro, you literally
just killed me with that dance.
463
00:23:10,251 --> 00:23:15,084
[Dusty] ♪ I made a loving home for you
It was like a feline Ritz ♪
464
00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:17,834
[Mr. Meowgi]
♪ Your apartment is a death camp… ♪
465
00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:21,084
[screams]