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[roars]
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[tense music playing]
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I just got the town rebuilt,
and it's destroyed again!
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And the only police work
you did was sing "Pump Up The Jam"?!
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You know what?
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You're fired!
And so are the rest of your idiot cops.
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[Bullet] Oh, shit!
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[screams]
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Randall! The baby is coming! Now!
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Oh, I was wondering how long it would take
to make this about you, Karen.
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[music continues]
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- [Fitz] No!
- [Hopson] Ah, no!
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[both scream]
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Dobby, what the hell
is the matter with you, boy?
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We didn't raise you to swallow dogs,
grown men, and perverts.
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He learned that from watching you, Robby.
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Well, that's different.
When I do it, I get a nickel.
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Dobby, get your little ass to the house.
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[Dobby whines]
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[victim screams]
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Phew. Well, I'm glad
everything got resolved.
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Randall! The baby!
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All right, we gotta book you an Uber
to the hospital, don't we?
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Ah, surge pricing. Shit.
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Well, since someone just fired me,
we better make that an UberPool.
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Did one of you fellers
order a UberPool? [mutters]
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This is coming up in therapy.
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And as your therapist, I reckon
I recommend you attend your child's birth.
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You're the doctor, Dr. Earl.
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Yoop!
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[screaming]
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[breathing heavily]
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Ugh... H-How are you feeling, Doc?
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A little off.
I pooped after my shower again.
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About the baby!
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Oh! Don't worry, Randall.
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Like I always say,
"Stillborn is still born."
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[screams]
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Push, Karen. Push.
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- [groaning]
- [pop]
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Oh!
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Oh, look at him. [kisses]
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He's got my face.
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[sniffs]
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Ooh! I just can't get enough
of that new baby smell.
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[sentimental music playing]
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[music ends]
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[steady beep]
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Randall. I shit on the table,
you fucking idiot!
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Fuck you! I'm keeping him!
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Where's my little baby brother?
I can't wait to meet him.
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Allow me to introduce
the newest member of our family,
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Kevin Crawford.
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Hey. That's my name.
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Was your name.
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We only called you that
'cause we thought you were gonna be a boy.
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He's a doody head.
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[laughs] That's right!
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He got you, cocksucker! [laughs]
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Okay. He's already
asserted dominance over me.
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Anyway, I-I brought you something...
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[inhales] ...Kevin.
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Yeah, that phone is bullshit, AFKAK.
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AFKAK?
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AFKAK. A-F-K-A-K.
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"Asshole formerly known as Kevin."
Try to keep up, huh, AFKAK?
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Randall bought me an iPhone 11.
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I already hooked up
with a smoking piece of ass on Bumble.
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Who's gonna get stank on his hang low?
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Yes, baby's gonna get stank
on his hang low.
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You're a little fuckboy. Yes, you are.
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It's time for a snack, little Kevin.
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Hey! You never breastfed me.
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I tried, but you made too much eye contact
and kept getting erections.
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I never did that.
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Ugh. You're doing it now.
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You're not missing much.
I can't drink this stuff straight.
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This is gross as fuck, but it's still
pretty cool that he made it.
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Hey, AFKAK. Even you have to admit
he's way better than you are.
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So what, I'm the second favorite son now?
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No. Third.
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[Robby] I'ma whip your little ass
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for going all goddamn Godzilla
on our town.
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We just got that Quiznos.
Go break me off a switch.
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What the fuck kinda switch is that?
I can't lift that shit!
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You know I'm on fake disability.
Now, you go to your room.
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What the fuck?!
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Your son crushed our house!
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Oh, he's my son
when he does something bad,
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but when people compliment
his abnormally large penis, he's your son.
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[thunderclap]
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Oh, great. Where we gonna find
a new shithole to live in, huh?
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Hey, Delbert, are you, uh,
thinking what I'm thinking?
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We should go to trade school,
get real jobs,
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save up for a down payment
on a nice home in the suburbs,
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maybe a Craftsman Bungalow
or a Tudor Revival?
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I was gonna say climb up
our son's asshole and live inside him.
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Yeah. Your idea is better.
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Hey, Karen. Guess you thought
we'd be upset because you fired us,
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but we're not, because the PD
now stands for Party Dudes,
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and this station
is now called The Brozone Lair.
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We're all gonna be playing board games
and... and eating Sun Chips and, uh...
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[sobs] God, Karen!
Please, give me my job back!
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[disco music playing]
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[sad music playing]
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[cell phone clicks]
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Morning!
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What you doing, AFKAK?
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I've called every fight club and fat camp
in the state. None of them have seen Gina.
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Does it look like I give a goddamn?
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Jesus, Dusty! You used to be so nice.
When did you become an asshole?
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It's called character development.
You should try it sometime.
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I'm just gonna try to forget
that Gina is missing
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and that my bullshit baby brother
stole my name.
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Morning, Brozone-ites.
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First off, a moment of silence
in remembrance of Bullet and Fitz.
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What about Hopson?
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Oh, I didn't forget Hopson.
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["Astronomia" plays]
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I'd also like to call for a moment
of silence for the police force.
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It's weird.
The town seems better off without us.
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Yeah, well, we did a shitty job.
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The PD is over. But at least
we don't have to smell Hobo-Cop anymore.
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Hey! [stutters] I'm a f... a fan favorite.
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Wait, Karen let you remain a cop?
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Yep. She said she couldn't fire Hobo-Cop.
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I guess she likes the name.
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She says it's the most clever joke
this show's ever made.
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Well, fuck the police.
We're banning cops from the Brozone!
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Well... well, your loss!
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Good luck having a scene
without a z-zinger from me!
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[muttering angrily]
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Hey, AFKAK.
Go sell all this police stuff on eBay.
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Next time somebody tries
that peekaboo bullshit on me,
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I'll be fucking ready.
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You can't have a gun!
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Don't worry.
Daddy taught him how to use it.
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[screams]
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Yep. Just like Daddy taught him.
He's a crack shot.
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We're gonna win that father-son
deer-hunting competition.
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You're taking him?
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But that's the one thing
we do together every year.
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Of course I'm taking him.
You're against hunting.
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And I'm against spending time with you.
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Randall says,
when we win this competition,
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I'll be his favorite son,
and you'll be dead to him.
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Bet those stakes
really chap your vagina, AFKAK.
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Uh, if I had a vagina,
it would be chapped,
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because I'd lick it all the time.
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Na-na, na-na-na!
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Well, I guess it's up to AFKAK
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to make sure that baby Kevin
doesn't win that competition.
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Using the ancient
Beastie Boys art of sabotagey!
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[laughs]
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That was hilarious!
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You fucking assholes.
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Hello, sir.
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I would like to exchange these 25
defective kitty cats I got here last week.
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Turns out they ain't got nine lives.
They only got one.
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You killed 25 cats in a week?
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Thirty, counting the ones
I ran over on my way here.
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[cats meowing]
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It says here, last year,
all your cats starved to death.
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Well, there's a perfectly
rational explanation for that, sir.
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I hired a drug addict dog to cat-sit
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while I was on death row
for murdering Santy Claus.
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You are cut off, mister. There is no way
we are ever giving you another cat.
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00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,833
Just 'cause I'm a little clumsy?
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00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:07,583
Plus, look at all them poor kitties
that wanna come home with me.
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That's the same way Garfield went.
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Ironically, he did it on a Tuesday.
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Get it? 'Cause he hates Mondays?
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Garfield humor.
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Oh! A fucking gut buster! Great job!
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Robby, man, this just ain't right.
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[yelps]
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You gotta wipe your damn feet
before you go inside.
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See, man? I told you
this would be better than our old place.
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Well, there is less shit on the walls.
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Oh. Shit. Wow.
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[magical music playing]
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[piccolo playing]
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Dob-maste, my brothers.
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Welcome to Dob-topia.
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That's right.
Dob-salamu alaikum, my brother.
186
00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:05,791
I've never been happier since I connected
with the natural world of Dob-topia.
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It's the perfect place to raise our son.
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00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:13,416
I finally feel fulfilled,
since I became a sperm rancher.
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00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,041
- Hyah!
- [sperm whinnies]
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00:10:15,791 --> 00:10:17,875
This is how we were meant to live,
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in a true paradise
untouched by human hands.
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It truly feels like home.
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At least it will.
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Back that shit up right here, Delbert.
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00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,041
What the hell?
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00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:34,375
Did you bring every white trash thing
you could think of?
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Yes, we did.
198
00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:37,500
Ladies and gentlemen, Kid Rock!
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00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:43,166
Hey, y'all! Who's ready
to hear some shitty music?
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[Karen in baby-talk voice]
My sweet little man.
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Mommy's gonna miss you so much
when she's at work. Yes, she is.
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00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:52,833
Phew. Good thing you aren't having
that terrible postpartum depression
203
00:10:52,916 --> 00:10:53,958
like you did with AFKAK.
204
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,416
- Nope. Happy as a clam. Bye.
- [cell phone beeps]
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00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,916
I fucking hate you! Fuck my family!
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00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,500
[sobbing]
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00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,750
Oh! This will pass, Karen.
208
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,833
When I was a baby,
my mother had postpartum depression.
209
00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:11,041
On the bright side, I learned to swim.
210
00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:13,375
Out of a car
that had been pushed into a lake.
211
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,500
Well, thanks for trying
to cheer me up, Anton,
212
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:20,291
but my life sucks,
and my legacy has been ruined. [sniffles]
213
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:24,333
I spent a year rebuilding Paradise,
and now it's destroyed again.
214
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:25,875
You know what? Fuck it!
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00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,041
[alarm blares]
216
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:27,958
No!
217
00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,875
Before you unleash
the bitch-krieg, listen to this.
218
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,916
I found a way
to save the town and your legacy.
219
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,083
Elon Musk is looking
to move Tesla's headquarters.
220
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,750
I think Paradise has a shot,
221
00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:42,250
because Elon Musk is highly committed
to ruining his company.
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00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,250
"Call a heroic cave diver
a pedophile," check.
223
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,416
"Endorse a bipolar rapper
for president," check.
224
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,375
"Spend six billion
on tunnels to nowhere," check.
225
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,083
"Name your son using Wingdings," check.
226
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,583
Pretty good day, Elon, check!
227
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:03,083
Who's the new guy? Seems like a weirdo.
228
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,750
He seems fine to me.
229
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,833
[AFKAK humming]
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00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:10,083
That judgmental attitude
is why you're divorced, bro-bro.
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00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:13,291
Attention, fellow... uh, deer!
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00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:17,333
How many of us have lost loved ones
at the father-son hunting competition?
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I'm gonna make sure
that this year, none of us get killed.
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00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,083
The buck stops here.
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00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,958
[giggling] "The buck stops..."
236
00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:28,250
Yeah. That's hacky, man.
237
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,250
These will protect you.
238
00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:34,166
Wait. What is this?
239
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:37,541
Oh, that... that's a gun.
You don't want that. Those are dangerous.
240
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:41,208
Instead of making sure they don't kill us,
why don't we just kill them?
241
00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:44,583
I-I don't... I don't think
we wanna do that. [chuckles]
242
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,333
Where'd you get horses?
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Attack!
244
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,833
[roars] Whoa! Yeah!
245
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,583
Sumbitch tell me
I can't have a kitty? I'll show him!
246
00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:58,916
Ooh! [munches] Yum! [laughs]
247
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,875
Oh, that's juicy. [munching]
248
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:02,083
Definitely not a trap.
249
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,291
[munching]
250
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:05,791
[screams] What the hell?
251
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,125
You gonna be my new cat.
252
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,750
I ain't no cat!
253
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,625
- Do you shit in a box?
- Yes, sir.
254
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,416
- Do you eat mice?
- Yes, sir.
255
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,083
Do you have a bank account?
256
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,625
- No, sir.
- Then you a cat.
257
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:18,333
Holy shit. I'm a cat.
258
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,458
Ooh! I will name him George,
259
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:23,583
and I will hug him
and pet him and squeeze him!
260
00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:24,666
[groans]
261
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,333
Let me go! You're killing me!
262
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:28,916
[hisses]
263
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:29,875
[screams]
264
00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:30,791
[Hobo-Cop yowls]
265
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,583
I knew I should have declawed you,
you son of a bitch!
266
00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:35,666
[engine revving]
267
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:39,916
[country music playing]
268
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,875
All this noise is stressing out my babies.
269
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:43,958
[gunshot]
270
00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:49,000
[sizzling]
271
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:53,916
That's it! I hereby call a meeting
of the Dob-topian council!
272
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,750
[spiritual music plays]
273
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,333
Okay. We've gotta deal with...
274
00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:58,666
Oh, hey. Hold on.
275
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,041
We didn't do the Dob-topian handshake.
276
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,500
Fuck the handshake!
277
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:05,250
I once fucked a hand and a shake,
278
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,750
and then I got fired from Dairy Queen.
279
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:11,125
Well, since Mr. Grump
is in such a little hurry,
280
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,728
I guess we'll just skip straight
to the ceremonial council song.
281
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:20,666
[singing incoherently]
282
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,833
Stop it!
283
00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:25,458
Listen! These rednecks
are destroying Dob-topia.
284
00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,625
All in favor of kicking them the hell out...
285
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,833
Are you serious?
No ceremonial voting song?
286
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:35,041
[screaming incoherently]
287
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,333
[suspenseful music playing]
288
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:39,226
- [music stops]
- You gonna finish your supper?
289
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,166
Shut the fuck up.
290
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,750
Well, damn. That's the last time
I'm making you Lobster Sperm-idore.
291
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:48,666
Baby Kevin, I can't wait
to bring home that trophy this year.
292
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:52,625
You sit there and look pretty, Dad.
I'll do all the heavy lifting.
293
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,833
Oh. Did you hear that?
He called me pretty.
294
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:58,833
Nuh-di-di-di-di-di-di!
Not so fast, Edward Finger-Hands.
295
00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:01,208
Jerry and I are winning that trophy.
296
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,041
Hey, you guys can't even hold guns.
297
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,208
Who needs a gun?
298
00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:12,875
Huh. Strange we haven't seen a deer yet,
299
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:15,750
but I'm sure
we'll stumble across those poor,
300
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,166
dumb, defenseless animals soon enough.
301
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,958
[suspenseful music playing]
302
00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:23,916
[hunter screams]
303
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:25,666
What the fuck?
304
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,166
[deer roars]
305
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,791
Oh my God, the deer are killing off
all the ancillary characters!
306
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,458
Run, Judge Judge! Run!
307
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,208
[both panting]
308
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,916
[sobs] Where the fuck
did they get a plane?
309
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:44,625
Hey, there.
I'd like to speak to Elon Musk, please.
310
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,268
What's that? I've got the wrong number?
311
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,541
You know what? Fuck it!
312
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,041
[alarm blares]
313
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,666
I haven't seen someone so eager
to push a button on a desk
314
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,708
since I interned for Matt Lauer.
315
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,625
[laughs] Zinga-ding-ding!
316
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,291
[musical theater music playing]
317
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,541
♪ I'm such a lonely boy ♪
318
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,291
♪ My catless life feels small ♪
319
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,958
♪ Don't see why I can't have one ♪
320
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:12,625
♪ Just because I killed them all ♪
321
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:18,000
♪ I bet my cats are looking down right now
Missing me so much ♪
322
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:21,625
♪ No, we don't miss you, fatty
We just hate your fucking guts ♪
323
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:25,333
♪ Remember when we cuddled
On those long rainy weekends? ♪
324
00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:30,875
♪ I remember when you starved us
And you made me eat my friends ♪
325
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,666
- ♪ Our bond can't be corroded ♪
- ♪ You hugged me till my head exploded ♪
326
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:38,375
- ♪ You gave me tongue baths every day ♪
- ♪ You gave me hepatitis A ♪
327
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,208
♪ I never heard a cat complain ♪
328
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,458
♪ You crushed my face
With your fat taint ♪
329
00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:44,583
♪ I deserve another chance... ♪
330
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,666
Bro, you literally
just killed me with that dance.
331
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:53,708
♪ I made a loving home for you
It was like a feline Ritz ♪
332
00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:59,333
♪ Your apartment is a death camp
It's a kitty-cat Auschwitz ♪
333
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:05,291
♪ Will I ever find
Another furry feline friend? ♪
334
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,208
[sobs]
335
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:09,458
♪ No, I swear, you'll never find a cat ♪
336
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:13,333
♪ Depraved enough to live with you ♪
337
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:19,375
♪ Again ♪
338
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,458
Oh, I beg to differ, baby!
339
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:29,541
♪ You drugged me at the VFW
And turned my butthole inside out ♪
340
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:33,500
Ugh. I think you're looking
for the Hopson song, sir.
341
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,958
[all yelling]
342
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:41,625
Run, Delbert!
343
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,750
The council has spoken.
344
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,666
You two must leave Dob-topia at once.
The way you came in.
345
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,458
That ain't gonna be possible.
346
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,875
[fart-splosion]
347
00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:01,375
Call me Woody Allen
'cause I just blew up my kid's asshole.
348
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,375
Ooh! Zinga-ding-ding!
349
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,458
Allegedly.
350
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,166
You idiots have destroyed
the delicate balance of the Dob-osphere.
351
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:11,041
Dob-damn it! Dob-topia is Dob-doomed!
352
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,083
Ugh. Sorry. I'm having an aneurysm.
353
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,791
[low rumbling]
354
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,625
[all screaming]
355
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:23,000
♪ It's our first day together
And we'll be best friends forever ♪
356
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,291
Dinner is served, my little furry friend.
357
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,666
Your favorite meal. Fried fish!
358
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,916
Mm-mmm! I could get used to this, baby.
359
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,750
I don't understand why those other cats
are scared to live with you. That's crazy.
360
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,916
You know, I don't have the slightest.
361
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,625
Now pardon me while I go dump this
boiling hot grease down my bathtub drain.
362
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:42,708
Oh no!
363
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:46,083
Huh. Looks like you got
a little burn there, huh?
364
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,541
[screams] God damn!
365
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:50,750
You mad at me?
366
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:53,916
Mad? Hell, I came three times!
367
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,375
I'm gonna like it here.
368
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:58,375
Boil up another pot
and throw it right in my pussy.
369
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,416
[tense music playing]
370
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,333
We're all gonna die!
371
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:04,458
Quick! Let's climb up Dobby's throat
and escape out of his mouth!
372
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:05,916
Have you seen this fucker's mouth?
373
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,208
We'll never get past
all those rows of jacked-up teeth.
374
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:11,250
And this inbred idiot
blew up the other exit.
375
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,708
There's no way out of here!
376
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:14,791
I know of another.
377
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,250
[rhythmic drum sounds]
378
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,416
Hopson, what the fuck you doing, man?
379
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,958
He's working your son's prostate.
380
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,208
Our son's prostate.
381
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,958
[rhythmic sounds continue]
382
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,541
That should be enough.
383
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,000
Now saddle up!
384
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,041
So, what's the plan?
385
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,208
The plan?
386
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:37,833
We'll be riding six white horses
when he comes!
387
00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:39,625
- Hyah!
- [sperm whinnies]
388
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,875
[epic music playing]
389
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:50,041
[hoarsely] Oh, fuck yeah.
390
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:55,166
And that is why I think Paradise would be
the perfect spot for Tesla's headquarters.
391
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,930
You're going to come see
the town yourself?
392
00:19:56,958 --> 00:20:01,541
Well, that's wonderful news, Mr. Musk.
I-I can't wait to meet you in person.
393
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,291
Ah! He's coming here!
394
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,500
Feel better now?
395
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:05,875
I really do.
396
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,541
I got you your favorite
coffee drink to celebrate.
397
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,791
Why does it say Karen on my cup?
398
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,541
Uh, because it's your name.
399
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,666
Bullshit! You think I'm a Karen.
400
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,875
That is the worst slur
you could call someone!
401
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:19,125
[alarm blaring]
402
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,875
You know what? Fuck it.
403
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:27,583
[in Dobbinese] Great Scott!
404
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:30,059
I sure am dehydrated
after ejaculating those six individuals.
405
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,291
[gulping]
406
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:40,000
My dear God, if you don't want me
to touch children anymore, give me a sign!
407
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,708
Do you have any Vietnamese signs?
408
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:51,916
[menacing music playing]
409
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,500
Don't shoot him in the face.
I wanna mount him.
410
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:58,166
Please don't kill me. I'm the proud father
of a brand-new Brozone.
411
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,833
It's a Brozone layer but spelled L-A-I-R.
412
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,375
Think about it.
It's the best pun I ever came up with.
413
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,083
Stop! Don't kill him!
414
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,000
Why? They're overpopulated.
415
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,416
Because you think
getting revenge will fulfill you,
416
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,125
but once you've got it,
you'll realize that this was wrong.
417
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,916
You'll just feel empty.
418
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
That was beautiful.
419
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,841
I'm still gonna kill
this fucking guy, though.
420
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:18,875
[grunts]
421
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:22,166
[suspenseful music playing]
422
00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:25,708
[grunting]
423
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:27,750
No!
424
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:30,875
[sobbing] No.
425
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:34,375
The only sons I have left
are a piece of shit... [sniffles]
426
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,916
...and a turd baby!
427
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,458
Holy shit. My kid's immortal!
428
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:41,125
The buck stops here.
429
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:44,625
Wow. Best fucking one-liner
I've ever heard.
430
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,500
I made that joke first!
431
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,791
Holy shit! A talking deer!
432
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,708
An immortal baby saves the Earth
433
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:57,416
from a Planet-of-the-Apes-style
deer uprising
434
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,291
and wins a cheap plastic trophy.
435
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,708
Here to explain the baby's immortality,
436
00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:05,541
which will probably be important
later in the season,
437
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:09,250
is the only graduate
of Trump University Medical School.
438
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,500
Hmm... Upon examining the baby,
439
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:14,916
it seems his immortality likely
has something to do with the fact
440
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,666
that he originated
from a 15-year-old sperm
441
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,083
that refused to die.
442
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,416
[sinister music plays]
443
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:25,583
In other news, a senile,
geriatric pervert has lost his mind
444
00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:28,250
and opened a ranch for giant sperm.
445
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:30,791
Yeehaw!
446
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:33,541
Eh. C minus.
447
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:34,958
[musical theater music playing]
448
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,458
[Dusty] ♪ I bet my cats
Are looking down right now ♪
449
00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:39,125
♪ Missing me so much ♪
450
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,976
[Mr. Meowgi]
♪ No, we don't miss you, fatty ♪
451
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
♪ We just hate your fucking guts ♪
452
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:46,458
[Dusty] ♪ Remember when we cuddled
On those long rainy weekends? ♪
453
00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:48,421
[Mr. Meowgi]
♪ I remember when you starved us ♪
454
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:52,000
♪ And you made me eat my friends ♪
455
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,020
[Dusty] ♪ Our bond can't be corroded ♪
456
00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,923
[cat 1] ♪ You hugged me
Till my head exploded ♪
457
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,758
[Dusty] ♪ You gave me
Tongue baths every day ♪
458
00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,541
[cat 2] ♪ You gave me hepatitis A ♪
459
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:01,375
[Dusty] ♪ I never heard a cat complain ♪
460
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:03,625
[cat 3] ♪ You crushed my face
With your fat taint ♪
461
00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:05,750
[Dusty] ♪ I deserve another chance... ♪
462
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,791
[cat 4] Bro, you literally
just killed me with that dance.
463
00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:15,041
[Dusty] ♪ I made a loving home for you
It was like a feline Ritz ♪
464
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,791
[Mr. Meowgi]
♪ Your apartment is a death camp... ♪
465
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:21,041
[screams]