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Well, Kevin. It looks like you were right
about Charles Lovely being evil.
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What? Mr. Lovely probably
just wanted to give us all a skyline view
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to raise property values.
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Ignore your mother. She goes
into denial any time she fucks up.
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Remember when she ran over your puppy?
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He was a rapist.
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Randall! Tell us you got a plan
to save our skinny white asses!
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Actually, I think Kevin
should take the lead on this one.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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I'm sorry I've been hard on you
all these years, son.
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I was too focused on turning you
into the man I wanted you to be
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to appreciate the whiny asshole
you are. I'm proud of you.
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Thanks, Dad.
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We're gonna trust him?!
But I'm too young to die!
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I didn't even finish my fuck-it list.
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Give me that.
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A one-armed ventriloquist.
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A fully plucked albatross.
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Hordak from the She-Ra cartoon.
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Huh. So far, same as mine.
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Hey. Why are all our names on the list?
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Why is mine crossed out?
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You, uh, promise
you're a woman over there?
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I swear on my testicles.
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Good enough for me.
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Hopson's right. With Kevin in charge,
we're probably all gonna die today.
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Well, I'm just bummed about all the things
that Junior will never get to experience.
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Well, let's give him
all the best experiences of life
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all in one day!
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Yeah! That's a great idea!
What's the first thing we should show him?
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I got an idea.
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No, Hopson!
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Damn stick in the muds.
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We have to get everyone off the city.
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But I've gotta bust
the resistance out first.
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Norf says they're being held
in the Lovely Fulfillment Center.
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Norf looks like the man for the job
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if that job is hosting
an unpopular podcast
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about Attack on Titan manga.
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I better tag along
in case you need some backup, big bro.
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Great. Everyone else, try to figure out
a way to make the city heavier
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to push it back down to Earth.
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Ugh, too bad we only have one Dusty.
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Man, I can't believe I just said that.
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Your wish is my command, Chief.
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Ain't nothing heavier
than a Marlow family reunion.
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I'm working on a Evite.
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You really think
your family will come to a reunion
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in a city that's hovering at 38,000 feet?
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I think they will.
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"All-you-care-to-eat
homemade mac and cheese."
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Send!
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Whoo! Get ready to meet my cousins
from around the world!
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W-Wait a minute.
All of your cousins are also named Dusty?
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No. I just never bothered
to learn their names.
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My name is Randy.
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Shut up, Cockeyed Dusty!
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Now, Robby, don't forget
you got that dentist appointment today.
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Yeah, I was thinking
about cancelling that shit.
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Why?
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Because the damn city is floating
in the sky, and we all about to die.
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You always got some excuse
for not going to the dentist, Robby.
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Last time, you said
the town was a giant pizza.
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It was! Our chair's a big-ass pepperoni!
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I know our papasan's from Papa John's,
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but you are not missing
that appointment, mister.
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Your mouth is a mess.
I mean, half your teeth are white LEGOs.
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You're just jealous 'cause I can do this.
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You can spit out a helicopter?
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I didn't just spit out a helicopter!
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I spit out
the entire Strawberry Action Squad.
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Strawberry Action Squad Playset!
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Do not use as teeth.
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Parachute pants, prenatal vitamins,
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prisoners, pregnancy porn.
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Clappers, at least
let me fold you up, baby.
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No. Leave me crumpled-up
in the corner where I belong.
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This is what I deserve
for getting Norf killed.
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Emotional pain
hurts worse than anything.
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Except stuffing croutons
up your dick hole.
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Why are you here?
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Did Lovely find out that you're a rat?!
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No, I live here.
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Why would you work for that evil bastard?
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I needed a job, and it was less toxic
than working for Ellen.
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Ah!
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Hey, friendlies. Lay off my prison wife.
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Who, me?
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Yeah, you got
the softest hands in here, baby.
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Get over here and brush my hair.
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Yes, dear.
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Jerry, how's the escape plan going?
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Great. Now, put yourself back together
and go find the key.
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I never said I could do that.
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I know it's a little tight in here,
but we gonna have a great family reunion.
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There's plenty of food for all of us.
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As long as we all equally
share this cup of Kraft Easy Mac.
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Ohhh!
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Who ate my damn finger?!
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My name is Randy.
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Stop it, Old-Timey Saloon-Fight Dusty!
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I'm about sick of my GD family!
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Yeah! The Dusty family reunion is working!
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The city has dropped 10,000 feet.
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But if we're gonna get back
to Earth, we need more Dustys.
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Well, there are more Dustys,
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but we never invite them
to the family reunions,
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'cause they a bit much.
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But I suppose I could summon…
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the Forbidden Dustys.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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You don't belong here, Live Action Dusty.
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Kiss my ass, ya fartknocker.
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Junior, Daddy's got some bad news.
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Did you steal my piggy bank again
to buy cocaine?
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No. I mean, yeah.
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But the good news is that doesn't matter,
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because the bad news
is that we're all gonna die today.
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Fuck yeah!
I love the way I talk when I'm on blow.
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Don't worry. You're still gonna
experience life to the fullest.
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First, I'm gonna teach you
to play the piccolo.
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Even if we don't have time
for anything else…
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…what a way to go, huh?
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Really? That's what you think our son
should experience on his last day?
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-Oh, do you have any better ideas?
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Big Butter!
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This is Big Butter.
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Yeah, I-I-I got that.
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Bullet, our son
is not gonna sleep with a hooker.
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Fine. It's my last day too.
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If you don't mind,
I am going to go churn that butter.
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Big Butter!
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Save that pillow talk, baby.
Treat me like a piece of dry toast.
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Congrats on your new career
as a Lovely Corp warehouse worker.
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Where you'll get to work
in a 102-degree warehouse,
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walk 80 miles a day,
and take bimonthly bathroom breaks.
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Don't worry.
You'll be issued a Lovely Corp Diaper.
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It even comes with an asshole spike,
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in case you get
the nasty temptation to sit down.
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This is a pretty sweet job.
I used to work for Amazon.
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Please see the monitor for information
on the Warehouse Worker Union.
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Hey. I think we should start a union.
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There they are!
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Hey, Kevin! Get us out!
You'll need a key or some--
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Uh… I think this is a dog's cage.
There's not even a lock.
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I told you someone else
should've tried to open it!
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Norf! You're alive!
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Fuck you, Norf. I wasn't sad.
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Well, I hear
it's your first time at the dentist.
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Don't be nervous.
Hop on the chair and get ready.
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First, we'll--
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What are you doing?
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Just saving you the trouble.
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It's gonna be real hard
to get my pants off once you gas me.
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Sir, I-I-I don't do that.
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Man, if you ain't gonna
feed my dick croutons,
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what kinda dentist are you?
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Son, bird-watching
is relaxing and educational.
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Do you see that band-tailed pigeon?
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Oh, it's got something on his leg.
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Is that a Polaroid?
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Oh!
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Look away, Junior.
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Junior?
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Okay, kid. Take a look here.
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This is grain alcohol.
This is weed. This is Molly.
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Just say no to these pussy drugs.
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You're skipping these
and going straight to heroin.
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Remember that first time
you tried ice cream?
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You were like,
"This is the greatest thing ever!"
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Well, you're about
to feel real stupid right now.
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Bullet! What the hell are you doing?!
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I don't know.
Trying to give the kid a great last day?
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Psh. You should be happy.
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Heroin's the only thing that could
make him enjoy fucking bird-watching.
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-How dare you say that!
-I guess we're gonna yell over each other!
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Oh, I'll kill a motherfucker
for saying that about bird-watching!
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Stop it!
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The only thing I wanna do on my last day
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is spend it with my dads,
doing my favorite thing.
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You're right, Junior. This is nice.
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Yes. It is.
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Big Butter!
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Yeah. Uh, Big Butter and I got married.
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I decided it's my last day
on Earth, so…
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…I did some of your heroin,
and here we are.
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Here come them Forbidden Dustys!
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I know I wasn't supposed to slap
both of them, but I can't help it.
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My pimp hand is too goddamn strong!
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Almost there.
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One more small-to-medium-sized Dusty
should do it.
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00:10:17,126 --> 00:10:21,501
Well, there's only one more Dusty,
and he's a little on the big side.
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Meet Big Chungus Dusty.
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Goddamn! Why is he so big?
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00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,501
That's how big Dustys grow
in the wild, silly.
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What the fuck?!
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All right, Genius Dusty.
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Can you figure out a way
to get us back to Earth?
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According to mine calculations,
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if we all don't eat
for the next 37 minutes--
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I got a better idea.
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Thank you, 300 Dusty.
203
00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:04,793
Actually, I'm Gerard Butler.
Things have gone south, mate.
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Vroom-vroom!
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00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,668
Mmm. What do we have here?
206
00:11:18,751 --> 00:11:22,543
In another life, I'd be swinging
on that King Kong's ding-dong.
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00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:27,876
Charles! Those idiots
have grounded the city.
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00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:30,376
We have to act now,
or the target could escape.
209
00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:34,376
There is no escape.
210
00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:41,626
Sorry about those holes in your tongue.
211
00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:45,084
I've switched to my new Lovely Drill.
Should be much safer.
212
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,918
This is why
I don't like the goddamn dentist.
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You simpletons paid
to bring my products into your homes.
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They were so affordable, so convenient.
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Like lambs to the slaughter.
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00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,334
Meh. Still as stupid than a giant pizza.
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00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:13,668
See? Huh?
What'd I tell you about these things?
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00:12:13,751 --> 00:12:16,793
Still think he's not evil, Karen?
219
00:12:16,876 --> 00:12:19,543
What? Products attack people all the time.
220
00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:23,334
It's true. An eggbeater went
up my ass three times this week.
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00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,876
He works the breakfast shift at Denny's.
222
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:27,418
But you are in luck.
223
00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:29,834
I only want Kevin Crawford.
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No one else has to die.
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00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:36,043
Hey, a pretty sweet deal,
I'd say. But why Kevin?
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Obviously,
I'm a romantic rival for his wife.
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He sees me as a sexual threat.
228
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Well, take me!
Leave everyone else out of it!
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00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:48,876
Not you, AFKAK. I said Kevin Crawford.
230
00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:55,334
Hey! I just realized
there's something creepy about this doll.
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Stop! That's the son I do love!
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00:13:01,584 --> 00:13:05,084
Wait. I love both sons now. Weird.
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He is mine now.
234
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:09,043
Also, small change of plans.
235
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You do have to die.
236
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,876
I was born for this day.
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This is for all dogs everywhere.
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00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:25,293
Whoo. I'm glad
I ain't got none of them products.
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00:13:25,376 --> 00:13:27,751
Don't you have a Lovely Corp Pacemaker?
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Thanks for saving me, Fitz.
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00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:37,543
Saving hell. It's a six-slice toaster!
I'm taking this shit home!
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00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:43,251
I'll fight you, but only because
I'm looking forward to the make-up snacks.
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Great. Now I look bald!
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Fight, Norf! Fight!
245
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But you said I'm not on the team.
246
00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:55,126
Since when do you listen to laundry?
247
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,876
But I'm scared.
248
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:59,584
Oh, I know you are.
'Cause my neck's covered in your piss!
249
00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:06,626
That's right, Jerry! Now's our chance
to kill all the Isotoner gloves!
250
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,751
They will mock us no more!
251
00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:14,626
Good job taking out
those products, Camaro Bob.
252
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:17,001
Don't thank me. I'm just drunk.
253
00:14:17,084 --> 00:14:20,501
Thank God
there weren't schoolkids this time, baby.
254
00:14:23,293 --> 00:14:25,376
It's cooking my head!
255
00:14:25,459 --> 00:14:26,459
Huh?!
256
00:14:27,459 --> 00:14:31,168
Whoa. All these products
are powered by Vlad.
257
00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:35,668
Hey, Vlad. I need you to stop
these smart products, or we're all dead.
258
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:39,793
Okay, but you have to let Vlad
borrow your body, and you go see Bleemo.
259
00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:41,251
To get the horse teeth?
260
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:43,918
No. Bleemo turn you into a centaur.
261
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:49,043
Wow! Metal shoes
and a horse cock? Yes, please!
262
00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:54,126
Deal. Setting all Lovely products'
warranty expiration to one minute ago.
263
00:14:58,584 --> 00:14:59,793
Fucking ow!
264
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:05,418
Time to finish you off, vacuum.
265
00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:10,168
You're a girl vacuum?
266
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,543
Hey, fuck it. We're all gonna die.
267
00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:26,168
Now, Delbert,
I tried to go to the dentist,
268
00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:27,751
but he drilled holes in my tongue,
269
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,543
and then the drill came to life
and killed the goddamn dentist.
270
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:32,626
Sounds like more excuses to me, Robby.
271
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,918
So you ain't never
gonna get your teeth fixed?
272
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,334
Oh, I did. I went to Bleemo.
273
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:39,751
He gave you horse teeth?
274
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:40,751
That ain't all.
275
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,668
It's no use.
Cal Fullerton broke off the handles.
276
00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:56,543
He does have strong hands.
277
00:15:56,626 --> 00:16:01,834
He made my tallywacker
look like a used-up tube of, uh…
278
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:04,834
What's that dental pudding you Yanks use?
279
00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:06,209
Mouth custard?
280
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:08,876
Ah, that's it. Mouth custard.
281
00:16:09,376 --> 00:16:11,668
Look! Our clones are still inside!
282
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:15,959
There's a neural chair that could transfer
our consciousness into those clones.
283
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,334
But the goddamn chair's inside too!
284
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:22,418
Actually, I ordered eight total
to see which color went with the room.
285
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:25,543
Go take them down, Alpha Kevin.
286
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:26,959
Will do.
287
00:16:27,043 --> 00:16:28,168
To the chairs!
288
00:16:28,251 --> 00:16:29,584
Yeah!
289
00:16:32,293 --> 00:16:34,501
Yeah,
we're going to Brickleberry!
290
00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:46,126
Yeah! We're in.
291
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:47,418
Wait. What the hell?
292
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:49,626
Aw, our bodies got all mixed up.
293
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:53,751
Well, oh boy.
Look what you're packing, Fitz.
294
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,334
Stop looking at my dick, Hopson.
295
00:16:56,418 --> 00:16:57,668
I can jump!
296
00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:00,709
For the first time
in my life, I can jump!
297
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,918
I'm a jumper, Mama!
298
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:06,043
The doctors said
it was physically impossible!
299
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,084
My heart hurts,
my pulse is racing,
300
00:17:08,168 --> 00:17:11,043
and my saliva, ugh, it tastes
like the floor of a Cinnabon.
301
00:17:11,126 --> 00:17:14,168
Ugh.
My skin feels like wet tissue paper.
302
00:17:14,251 --> 00:17:17,668
Hey! Whoever's in my body,
get your hands off my tits!
303
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:21,459
It's definitely
not Kevin, Mom.
304
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,876
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
305
00:17:26,084 --> 00:17:29,168
We need to jump back
into the tanks and get unscrambled
306
00:17:29,251 --> 00:17:31,626
before Hopson makes me blow myself.
307
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:34,168
Almost there.
308
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:37,084
Just a little closer.
309
00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:41,626
Everybody normal?
310
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,293
I'm pretty sure Kevin's not.
311
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:51,834
You're going to need my help
to get to the roof.
312
00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:54,418
Look for a device
in the center of the lobby.
313
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:58,251
It's a metal box
that can transport you upwards.
314
00:17:58,334 --> 00:17:59,793
An elevator?
315
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:02,626
Uh, you Americans and your silly words.
316
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:07,251
In England, we call it up-down
dinga-ding ding-dong up-down room.
317
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:11,251
Now, I left exact copies
of your clothes in that closet
318
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:14,251
to make things easier for the animators.
319
00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:21,793
Now, make sure you only hit "roof access."
320
00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:25,543
Lovely Corp has some pretty weird stuff
on the lower floors.
321
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,043
Christmas tree!
322
00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:28,959
Dusty, no-- Goddamn it!
323
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,959
What do you think's gonna be
on the other side that's so scary?
324
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:40,001
Close door! Close door! Hit "close door"!
325
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:42,168
I'm hitting it! This button's a lie!
326
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:47,168
And only 95 more floors to go.
327
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,793
Ooh. Well, this is weird.
328
00:18:57,876 --> 00:19:00,834
-Why is the damn door still open?!
329
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,709
Oh, uh… Sorry.
330
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,376
-What? I like fantasy.
331
00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:10,293
What the…
332
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:14,001
I'm you, 20 minutes from now.
It does not go well.
333
00:19:14,084 --> 00:19:15,709
Well, tell us what happens.
334
00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:17,543
You hate spoilers, Dusty.
335
00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:19,543
Oh, you don't know me, bitch.
336
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,209
Give me my brother back, you asshole!
337
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:31,459
Why do you cling to this dying world?
338
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:33,084
You are all doomed.
339
00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:35,793
I have seen the future, and it is--
340
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,459
Ah, just get to the point!
341
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,584
Yeah. You're giving me a hard-off.
342
00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:40,501
Yuck.
343
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:45,626
Ever since I first set eyes on this child
and learned of his immortality,
344
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:48,709
I knew that he was what I was seeking.
345
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:51,459
Soon, when the planets align,
346
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:54,918
I shall consume
the Crawford child's essence
347
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:56,709
to gain immortality.
348
00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:58,168
Like hell you are!
349
00:20:02,459 --> 00:20:05,668
-It is so important to marry well.
350
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:09,584
Stay back!
351
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,459
You made me bite my tongue, you bitch!
352
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:14,751
Gina, you can't let him do this.
353
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:18,293
Stay out of it, Kevin!
You're gonna ruin everything!
354
00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:26,834
The Eternal Reckoning shall begin!
355
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:42,251
See? It's shit like this
why I don't like capitalism.
356
00:20:46,668 --> 00:20:49,084
Yes. Yes.
357
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,876
Freeze, you creepy fuck,
or I'm putting one between your eyes!
358
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:56,959
Gina! You're undercover?
359
00:20:57,043 --> 00:21:00,209
Yeah, and you almost
blew it for me a dozen times.
360
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,918
I don't get it. Did you join the FBI
or something after you ran off?
361
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,543
FBI? That's pussy shit.
362
00:21:06,626 --> 00:21:09,293
I joined the Strawberry Action Squad.
363
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:47,043
No! Not my higher hair!
364
00:21:47,126 --> 00:21:50,168
It's time to feel the wrath of My Pillow.
365
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:54,209
Holy shit! This pillow is made of crack!
366
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,293
Eat blarney stone, you fecking prick.
367
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,001
You wanna know
why they call me Johnny Pecs?
368
00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:09,334
Because of your pecs?
369
00:22:09,418 --> 00:22:10,251
Uh-huh.
370
00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:16,043
Ha ha. I wanna fight
the old man in the bathrobe.
371
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,584
Actually, I'm a karate wizard.
372
00:22:24,459 --> 00:22:26,876
Wow. Alpha Kevin.
373
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:29,251
Yeah. That's what they call me now.
374
00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:30,751
No, we don't!
375
00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:33,668
Kevin, I'm sorry
I couldn't tell you about my mission,
376
00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:35,709
but I never stopped loving you.
377
00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:38,001
Mmm.
378
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:41,084
-You feel better than Mom's tits.
-What?
379
00:22:41,168 --> 00:22:45,293
We've been surveilling this creepy
sumbitch Charles Lovely for years.
380
00:22:45,376 --> 00:22:48,668
Thanks to our new member,
we got him red-damn-handed.
381
00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:51,334
But how did Gina end up
in the Strawberry Action Squad?
382
00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:52,959
After I lost control at our wedding,
383
00:22:53,043 --> 00:22:55,376
I just wanted to get
as far away as possible.
384
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:56,293
Siberia.
385
00:22:58,918 --> 00:23:01,334
For fun,
sometimes I like to enter myself
386
00:23:01,418 --> 00:23:03,709
in Siberian bare-knuckle death matches.
387
00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:07,834
Lo and behold, my opponent
was your little blonde firecracker
388
00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:08,918
with the crazy eyes.
389
00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:11,918
I never fought anyone
with such brute strength,
390
00:23:12,001 --> 00:23:15,501
and she'd never fought anyone trained
in the art of Brazilian slap-fighting.
391
00:23:15,584 --> 00:23:17,043
The fight ended in a draw.
392
00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:19,334
-Diddy!
-Not now, boy.
393
00:23:19,418 --> 00:23:22,834
I taught Gina how to control
and channel her aggression through--
394
00:23:22,918 --> 00:23:24,209
Diddy, look!
395
00:23:29,126 --> 00:23:31,043
No! Baby Kevin!
396
00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:34,084
No!
397
00:23:34,168 --> 00:23:38,709
Why didn't you say something, fat boy?
You know how I am when I get to talking.
398
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:41,418
Randall! What are we gonna do?!
399
00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:00,459
Ugh. Kill me.
400
00:24:03,084 --> 00:24:06,501
Wait a minute. Why would
a series finale have a cliffhanger?
401
00:24:06,584 --> 00:24:09,293
'Cause we didn't know
this was a series finale when we made it.
402
00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:10,209
Oh yeah.
403
00:24:10,293 --> 00:24:12,709
I guess we can wrap this up
on Farzar then?
404
00:24:12,793 --> 00:24:13,918
Yeah, I guess so.
405
00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:16,418
-Bye, everybody.
-Bye.
406
00:24:16,501 --> 00:24:18,376
I guess we're dead now. Bye.
407
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,459
Damn, that's dark, Robby.