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[anxious music plays]
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Well, Kevin. It looks like you were right
about Charles Lovely being evil.
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What? Mr. Lovely probably
just wanted to give us all a skyline view
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to raise property values.
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Ignore your mother. She goes
into denial any time she fucks up.
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Remember when she ran over your puppy?
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He was a rapist.
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Randall! Tell us you got a plan
to save our skinny white asses!
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Actually, I think Kevin
should take the lead on this one.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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I'm sorry I've been hard on you
all these years, son.
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I was too focused on turning you
into the man I wanted you to be
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to appreciate the whiny asshole
you are. I'm proud of you.
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Thanks, Dad.
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We're gonna trust him?!
But I'm too young to die!
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I didn't even finish my fuck-it list.
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Give me that.
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A one-armed ventriloquist.
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A fully plucked albatross.
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Hordak from the She-Ra cartoon.
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Huh. So far, same as mine.
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Hey. Why are all our names on the list?
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Why is mine crossed out?
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You, uh, promise
you're a woman over there?
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[Hopson] I swear on my testicles.
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Good enough for me.
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[pop]
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Hopson's right. With Kevin in charge,
we're probably all gonna die today.
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Well, I'm just bummed about all the things
that Junior will never get to experience.
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Well, let's give him
all the best experiences of life
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all in one day!
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Yeah! That's a great idea!
What's the first thing we should show him?
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I got an idea.
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No, Hopson!
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Damn stick in the muds.
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We have to get everyone off the city.
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But I've gotta bust
the resistance out first.
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Norf says they're being held
in the Lovely Fulfillment Center.
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Norf looks like the man for the job
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if that job is hosting
an unpopular podcast
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about Attack on Titan manga.
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I better tag along
in case you need some backup, big bro.
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Great. Everyone else, try to figure out
a way to make the city heavier
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to push it back down to Earth.
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Ugh, too bad we only have one Dusty.
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Man, I can't believe I just said that.
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Your wish is my command, Chief.
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Ain't nothing heavier
than a Marlow family reunion.
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I'm working on a Evite.
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You really think
your family will come to a reunion
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in a city that's hovering at 38,000 feet?
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I think they will.
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"All-you-care-to-eat
homemade mac and cheese."
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Send!
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[airplanes approaching]
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[projectiles whistling]
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Whoo! Get ready to meet my cousins
from around the world!
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♪ Well, there's… ♪
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[country music playing]
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W-Wait a minute.
All of your cousins are also named Dusty?
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No. I just never bothered
to learn their names.
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My name is Randy.
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Shut up, Cockeyed Dusty!
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[theme music playing]
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Now, Robby, don't forget
you got that dentist appointment today.
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Yeah, I was thinking
about cancelling that shit.
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Why?
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Because the damn city is floating
in the sky, and we all about to die.
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You always got some excuse
for not going to the dentist, Robby.
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Last time, you said
the town was a giant pizza.
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It was! Our chair's a big-ass pepperoni!
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I know our papasan's from Papa John's,
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but you are not missing
that appointment, mister.
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Your mouth is a mess.
I mean, half your teeth are white LEGOs.
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You're just jealous 'cause I can do this.
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You can spit out a helicopter?
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I didn't just spit out a helicopter!
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I spit out
the entire Strawberry Action Squad.
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[Strawberry Action Squad
theme music playing]
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♪ Strawberry Action Squad! ♪
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[announcer]
Strawberry Action Squad Playset!
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Do not use as teeth.
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[menacing music plays]
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Parachute pants, prenatal vitamins,
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prisoners, pregnancy porn.
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Clappers, at least
let me fold you up, baby.
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No. Leave me crumpled-up
in the corner where I belong.
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This is what I deserve
for getting Norf killed.
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[Cal] Emotional pain
hurts worse than anything.
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Except stuffing croutons
up your dick hole.
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Why are you here?
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Did Lovely find out that you're a rat?!
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No, I live here.
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Why would you work for that evil bastard?
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I needed a job, and it was less toxic
than working for Ellen.
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Ah!
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Hey, friendlies. Lay off my prison wife.
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Who, me?
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Yeah, you got
the softest hands in here, baby.
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Get over here and brush my hair.
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Yes, dear.
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Jerry, how's the escape plan going?
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[bleats]
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Great. Now, put yourself back together
and go find the key.
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I never said I could do that.
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I know it's a little tight in here,
but we gonna have a great family reunion.
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There's plenty of food for all of us.
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As long as we all equally
share this cup of Kraft Easy Mac.
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Ohhh!
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[all munching]
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Who ate my damn finger?!
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My name is Randy.
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Stop it, Old-Timey Saloon-Fight Dusty!
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I'm about sick of my GD family!
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Yeah! The Dusty family reunion is working!
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The city has dropped 10,000 feet.
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But if we're gonna get back
to Earth, we need more Dustys.
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Well, there are more Dustys,
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but we never invite them
to the family reunions,
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'cause they a bit much.
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But I suppose I could summon…
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the Forbidden Dustys.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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You don't belong here, Live Action Dusty.
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Kiss my ass, ya fartknocker.
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Junior, Daddy's got some bad news.
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Did you steal my piggy bank again
to buy cocaine?
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No. I mean, yeah.
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But the good news is that doesn't matter,
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because the bad news
is that we're all gonna die today.
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Fuck yeah!
I love the way I talk when I'm on blow.
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Don't worry. You're still gonna
experience life to the fullest.
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First, I'm gonna teach you
to play the piccolo.
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Even if we don't have time
for anything else…
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[chuckles] …what a way to go, huh?
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Really? That's what you think our son
should experience on his last day?
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-Oh, do you have any better ideas?
-[knocking]
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Big Butter!
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This is Big Butter.
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Yeah, I-I-I got that.
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Bullet, our son
is not gonna sleep with a hooker.
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Fine. It's my last day too.
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If you don't mind,
I am going to go churn that butter.
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Big Butter!
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Save that pillow talk, baby.
Treat me like a piece of dry toast.
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[menacing music plays]
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Congrats on your new career
as a Lovely Corp warehouse worker.
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Where you'll get to work
in a 102-degree warehouse,
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walk 80 miles a day,
and take bimonthly bathroom breaks.
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Don't worry.
You'll be issued a Lovely Corp Diaper.
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It even comes with an asshole spike,
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in case you get
the nasty temptation to sit down.
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This is a pretty sweet job.
[chuckles] I used to work for Amazon.
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Please see the monitor for information
on the Warehouse Worker Union.
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Hey. I think we should start a union.
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-[demonic roaring]
-[screaming]
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There they are!
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Hey, Kevin! Get us out!
You'll need a key or some--
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Uh… I think this is a dog's cage.
There's not even a lock.
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I told you someone else
should've tried to open it!
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Norf! You're alive!
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Fuck you, Norf. I wasn't sad.
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Well, I hear
it's your first time at the dentist.
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[chuckles] Don't be nervous.
Hop on the chair and get ready.
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First, we'll--
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What are you doing?
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Just saving you the trouble.
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It's gonna be real hard
to get my pants off once you gas me.
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Sir, I-I-I don't do that.
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Man, if you ain't gonna
feed my dick croutons,
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what kinda dentist are you?
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Son, bird-watching
is relaxing and educational.
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Do you see that band-tailed pigeon?
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Oh, it's got something on his leg.
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Is that a Polaroid?
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Oh!
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Look away, Junior.
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Junior?
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Okay, kid. Take a look here.
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This is grain alcohol.
This is weed. This is Molly.
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Just say no to these pussy drugs.
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You're skipping these
and going straight to heroin.
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Remember that first time
you tried ice cream?
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You were like,
"This is the greatest thing ever!"
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Well, you're about
to feel real stupid right now.
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Bullet! What the hell are you doing?!
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I don't know.
Trying to give the kid a great last day?
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Psh. You should be happy.
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Heroin's the only thing that could
make him enjoy fucking bird-watching.
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00:09:01,418 --> 00:09:03,918
-How dare you say that!
-I guess we're gonna yell over each other!
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Oh, I'll kill a motherfucker
for saying that about bird-watching!
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Stop it!
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The only thing I wanna do on my last day
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is spend it with my dads,
doing my favorite thing.
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You're right, Junior. This is nice.
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Yes. It is.
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Big Butter!
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00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:25,251
Yeah. Uh, Big Butter and I got married.
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I decided it's my last day
on Earth, so… [chuckles]
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…I did some of your heroin,
and here we are.
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[Dustys whistling]
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Here come them Forbidden Dustys!
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[country music playing]
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00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:07,626
I know I wasn't supposed to slap
both of them, but I can't help it.
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00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:10,751
My pimp hand is too goddamn strong!
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00:10:12,626 --> 00:10:13,959
Almost there.
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00:10:14,043 --> 00:10:17,043
One more small-to-medium-sized Dusty
should do it.
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00:10:17,126 --> 00:10:21,501
Well, there's only one more Dusty,
and he's a little on the big side.
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00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:23,334
Meet Big Chungus Dusty.
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00:10:23,418 --> 00:10:25,751
Goddamn! Why is he so big?
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00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,501
That's how big Dustys grow
in the wild, silly.
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[dental drill whirring]
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00:10:32,668 --> 00:10:33,876
What the fuck?!
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[screaming]
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00:10:41,751 --> 00:10:44,418
[hellish music plays]
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All right, Genius Dusty.
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00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:48,251
Can you figure out a way
to get us back to Earth?
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According to mine calculations,
219
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if we all don't eat
for the next 37 minutes--
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I got a better idea.
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[roars, grunts]
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Thank you, 300 Dusty.
223
00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:04,793
Actually, I'm Gerard Butler.
Things have gone south, mate.
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Vroom-vroom!
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00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:14,709
[sinister music plays]
226
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,668
Mmm. What do we have here?
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In another life, I'd be swinging
on that King Kong's ding-dong.
228
00:11:22,626 --> 00:11:23,751
[Lovely clears throat]
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00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:27,876
Charles! Those idiots
have grounded the city.
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We have to act now,
or the target could escape.
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[button beeping]
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There is no escape.
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[button blaring]
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00:11:37,876 --> 00:11:39,959
-[victim screams]
-[toilet flushes, burps]
235
00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:41,626
Sorry about those holes in your tongue.
236
00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:45,084
I've switched to my new Lovely Drill.
Should be much safer.
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[drill beeping]
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-[whirring]
-[groaning]
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This is why
I don't like the goddamn dentist.
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You simpletons paid
to bring my products into your homes.
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They were so affordable, so convenient.
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Like lambs to the slaughter.
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00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,334
Meh. Still as stupid than a giant pizza.
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00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:10,168
[dramatic music playing]
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00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,084
[vacuums beep]
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00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:13,668
See? Huh?
What'd I tell you about these things?
247
00:12:13,751 --> 00:12:16,793
[scoffs] Still think he's not evil, Karen?
248
00:12:16,876 --> 00:12:19,543
What? Products attack people all the time.
249
00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:23,334
It's true. An eggbeater went
up my ass three times this week.
250
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,876
He works the breakfast shift at Denny's.
251
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:27,418
But you are in luck.
252
00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:29,834
I only want Kevin Crawford.
253
00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:32,584
No one else has to die.
254
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:36,043
Hey, a pretty sweet deal,
I'd say. But why Kevin?
255
00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:39,543
Obviously,
I'm a romantic rival for his wife.
256
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,918
He sees me as a sexual threat.
257
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:44,834
Well, take me!
Leave everyone else out of it!
258
00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:48,876
Not you, AFKAK. I said Kevin Crawford.
259
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:49,793
[doll beeps]
260
00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:55,334
Hey! I just realized
there's something creepy about this doll.
261
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:58,459
[sinister music plays]
262
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:01,501
Stop! That's the son I do love!
263
00:13:01,584 --> 00:13:05,084
Wait. I love both sons now. Weird.
264
00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:06,334
He is mine now.
265
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:09,043
Also, small change of plans.
266
00:13:09,126 --> 00:13:11,043
You do have to die.
267
00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:12,959
[tense music playing]
268
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,876
I was born for this day.
269
00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:17,043
This is for all dogs everywhere.
270
00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:18,459
[roars]
271
00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:21,043
-[vacuums whirring]
-[whining]
272
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:25,293
Whoo. I'm glad
I ain't got none of them products.
273
00:13:25,376 --> 00:13:27,751
Don't you have a Lovely Corp Pacemaker?
274
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:28,876
[groans]
275
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,168
-[sizzling]
-[screaming]
276
00:13:32,251 --> 00:13:33,751
Thanks for saving me, Fitz.
277
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:37,543
Saving hell. It's a six-slice toaster!
I'm taking this shit home!
278
00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:38,876
[laughs]
279
00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:43,251
I'll fight you, but only because
I'm looking forward to the make-up snacks.
280
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:46,168
[hair clipper whirring]
281
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:48,126
-[buzzing]
-[stammers, groans]
282
00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:50,334
Great. Now I look bald!
283
00:13:50,418 --> 00:13:51,543
Fight, Norf! Fight!
284
00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:53,543
But you said I'm not on the team.
285
00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:55,126
Since when do you listen to laundry?
286
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,876
But I'm scared.
287
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:59,584
Oh, I know you are.
'Cause my neck's covered in your piss!
288
00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:06,626
That's right, Jerry! Now's our chance
to kill all the Isotoner gloves!
289
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,751
They will mock us no more!
290
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:09,834
[rock music playing]
291
00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:14,626
Good job taking out
those products, Camaro Bob.
292
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:17,001
Don't thank me. I'm just drunk.
293
00:14:17,084 --> 00:14:20,501
Thank God
there weren't schoolkids this time, baby.
294
00:14:20,584 --> 00:14:23,209
-[screaming]
-[sizzling]
295
00:14:23,293 --> 00:14:25,376
It's cooking my head!
296
00:14:25,459 --> 00:14:26,459
Huh?!
297
00:14:27,459 --> 00:14:31,168
Whoa. All these products
are powered by Vlad.
298
00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:35,668
Hey, Vlad. I need you to stop
these smart products, or we're all dead.
299
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:39,793
[Vlad] Okay, but you have to let Vlad
borrow your body, and you go see Bleemo.
300
00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:41,251
To get the horse teeth?
301
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:43,918
[Vlad] No. Bleemo turn you into a centaur.
302
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:49,043
Wow! Metal shoes
and a horse cock? Yes, please!
303
00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:54,126
[Vlad] Deal. Setting all Lovely products'
warranty expiration to one minute ago.
304
00:14:58,584 --> 00:14:59,793
Fucking ow!
305
00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:02,084
[suspenseful music playing]
306
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:05,418
Time to finish you off, vacuum.
307
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:06,751
[electricity crackles]
308
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:07,668
[eyes dinging]
309
00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:10,168
[gasps] You're a girl vacuum?
310
00:15:10,251 --> 00:15:11,834
[dreamy music playing]
311
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,751
[vacuum whirring]
312
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,543
Hey, fuck it. We're all gonna die.
313
00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:26,168
Now, Delbert,
I tried to go to the dentist,
314
00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:27,751
but he drilled holes in my tongue,
315
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,543
and then the drill came to life
and killed the goddamn dentist.
316
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:32,626
Sounds like more excuses to me, Robby.
317
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,918
So you ain't never
gonna get your teeth fixed?
318
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,334
Oh, I did. I went to Bleemo.
319
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:39,751
He gave you horse teeth?
320
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:40,751
That ain't all.
321
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:44,751
[country music playing]
322
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:47,084
[dramatic music playing]
323
00:15:49,626 --> 00:15:50,459
[grunts]
324
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,668
It's no use.
Cal Fullerton broke off the handles.
325
00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:56,543
He does have strong hands.
326
00:15:56,626 --> 00:16:01,834
He made my tallywacker
look like a used-up tube of, uh…
327
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:04,834
What's that dental pudding you Yanks use?
328
00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:06,209
Mouth custard?
329
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:08,876
Ah, that's it. Mouth custard.
330
00:16:09,376 --> 00:16:11,668
Look! Our clones are still inside!
331
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:15,959
There's a neural chair that could transfer
our consciousness into those clones.
332
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,334
But the goddamn chair's inside too!
333
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:22,418
Actually, I ordered eight total
to see which color went with the room.
334
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:25,543
Go take them down, Alpha Kevin.
335
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:26,959
Will do.
336
00:16:27,043 --> 00:16:28,168
To the chairs!
337
00:16:28,251 --> 00:16:29,584
[all] Yeah!
338
00:16:29,668 --> 00:16:32,209
[cheering]
339
00:16:32,293 --> 00:16:34,501
[stammers] Yeah,
we're going to Brickleberry!
340
00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:37,334
[tense music playing]
341
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,209
[electricity crackling]
342
00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:46,126
[Randall] Yeah! We're in.
343
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:47,418
Wait. What the hell?
344
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:49,626
Aw, our bodies got all mixed up.
345
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:53,751
[Hopson] Well, oh boy.
Look what you're packing, Fitz.
346
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,334
[Fitz] Stop looking at my dick, Hopson.
347
00:16:56,418 --> 00:16:57,668
[Dusty] I can jump!
348
00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:00,709
[inhales] For the first time
in my life, I can jump!
349
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,918
[inhales] I'm a jumper, Mama!
350
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:06,043
The doctors said
it was physically impossible!
351
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,084
[Bullet] My heart hurts,
my pulse is racing,
352
00:17:08,168 --> 00:17:11,043
and my saliva, ugh, it tastes
like the floor of a Cinnabon.
353
00:17:11,126 --> 00:17:14,168
[Karen] Ugh.
My skin feels like wet tissue paper.
354
00:17:14,251 --> 00:17:17,668
Hey! Whoever's in my body,
get your hands off my tits!
355
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:21,459
[Kevin] It's definitely
not Kevin, Mom. [laughs]
356
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,876
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
357
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,001
[giggling]
358
00:17:26,084 --> 00:17:29,168
[Fitz] We need to jump back
into the tanks and get unscrambled
359
00:17:29,251 --> 00:17:31,626
before Hopson makes me blow myself.
360
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:34,168
[Hopson] Almost there. [strains]
361
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:37,084
Just a little closer.
362
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:39,793
[electricity crackling]
363
00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:41,626
Everybody normal?
364
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,293
I'm pretty sure Kevin's not.
365
00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:48,168
[giggling]
366
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:49,501
[cell phone rings, beeps]
367
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:51,834
You're going to need my help
to get to the roof.
368
00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:54,418
Look for a device
in the center of the lobby.
369
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:58,251
It's a metal box
that can transport you upwards.
370
00:17:58,334 --> 00:17:59,793
An elevator?
371
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:02,626
Uh, you Americans and your silly words.
372
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:07,251
In England, we call it up-down
dinga-ding ding-dong up-down room.
373
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:11,251
Now, I left exact copies
of your clothes in that closet
374
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:14,251
to make things easier for the animators.
375
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:18,043
[sinister, dramatic music playing]
376
00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:21,793
Now, make sure you only hit "roof access."
377
00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:25,543
Lovely Corp has some pretty weird stuff
on the lower floors.
378
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,043
Christmas tree! [laughs]
379
00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:28,959
Dusty, no-- Goddamn it!
380
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,959
What do you think's gonna be
on the other side that's so scary?
381
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:33,418
[elevator dings]
382
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:36,668
[suspenseful music plays]
383
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:37,584
[roaring]
384
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:40,001
Close door! Close door! Hit "close door"!
385
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:42,168
I'm hitting it! This button's a lie!
386
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:47,168
And only 95 more floors to go.
387
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,501
[elevator dings]
388
00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:50,043
-[all screaming]
-[air sucking]
389
00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:51,376
[elevator beeps]
390
00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:52,293
[elevator dings]
391
00:18:52,376 --> 00:18:54,584
[both moaning]
392
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,793
Ooh. Well, this is weird.
393
00:18:57,876 --> 00:19:00,834
-[moaning continues]
-Why is the damn door still open?!
394
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,709
Oh, uh… Sorry.
395
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,376
-What? I like fantasy.
-[elevator beeps]
396
00:19:08,376 --> 00:19:09,376
[elevator dings]
397
00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:10,293
What the…
398
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:14,001
I'm you, 20 minutes from now.
It does not go well.
399
00:19:14,084 --> 00:19:15,709
Well, tell us what happens.
400
00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:17,543
You hate spoilers, Dusty.
401
00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:19,543
Oh, you don't know me, bitch.
402
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,501
[suspenseful music plays]
403
00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:24,001
[shock sting]
404
00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:26,084
[sinister music plays]
405
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,209
Give me my brother back, you asshole!
406
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:31,459
Why do you cling to this dying world?
407
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:33,084
You are all doomed.
408
00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:35,793
I have seen the future, and it is--
409
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,459
Ah, just get to the point!
410
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,584
Yeah. You're giving me a hard-off.
411
00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:40,501
Yuck.
412
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:45,626
Ever since I first set eyes on this child
and learned of his immortality,
413
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:48,709
I knew that he was what I was seeking.
414
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:51,459
Soon, when the planets align,
415
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:54,918
I shall consume
the Crawford child's essence
416
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:56,709
to gain immortality.
417
00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:58,168
Like hell you are!
418
00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:00,168
[grunts]
419
00:20:02,459 --> 00:20:05,668
-It is so important to marry well.
-[fingers snap]
420
00:20:06,293 --> 00:20:07,293
[Gina grunts]
421
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:09,584
Stay back!
422
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,459
You made me bite my tongue, you bitch!
423
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:14,751
Gina, you can't let him do this.
424
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:18,293
Stay out of it, Kevin!
You're gonna ruin everything!
425
00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:20,834
[wind howling]
426
00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:23,668
[menacing music plays]
427
00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:26,834
The Eternal Reckoning shall begin!
428
00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:28,126
[menacing music playing]
429
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:42,251
See? It's shit like this
why I don't like capitalism.
430
00:20:46,668 --> 00:20:49,084
Yes. Yes.
431
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,293
[groans]
432
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,876
Freeze, you creepy fuck,
or I'm putting one between your eyes!
433
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:56,959
Gina! You're undercover?
434
00:20:57,043 --> 00:21:00,209
Yeah, and you almost
blew it for me a dozen times.
435
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,918
I don't get it. Did you join the FBI
or something after you ran off?
436
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,543
[scoffs] FBI? That's pussy shit.
437
00:21:06,626 --> 00:21:09,293
I joined the Strawberry Action Squad.
438
00:21:09,376 --> 00:21:11,543
♪ Strawberry Action Squad ♪
439
00:21:11,626 --> 00:21:14,293
♪ Fighting bad guys and crushing puss ♪
440
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:16,376
♪ Strawberry Action Squad ♪
441
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,084
♪ We've got Strawberry Marlow ♪
442
00:21:18,168 --> 00:21:19,668
♪ Lieutenant Friskers ♪
443
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,126
♪ Johnny Pecs ♪
444
00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:22,584
♪ Lenny the Laser Lizard ♪
445
00:21:22,668 --> 00:21:25,501
♪ The leprechaun made of rocks ♪
446
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,293
♪ Kung fu kangaroo
Charles Bronson's ghost ♪
447
00:21:28,376 --> 00:21:31,001
♪ A robot, a giant talking squid ♪
448
00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:34,334
♪ And Wilbur the Karate Wizard ♪
449
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,209
♪ Strawberry Action Squad ♪
450
00:21:40,251 --> 00:21:41,376
[all roaring]
451
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:43,126
[tense music playing]
452
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:47,043
No! Not my higher hair!
453
00:21:47,126 --> 00:21:50,168
It's time to feel the wrath of My Pillow.
454
00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:51,626
[My Pillow crumbles]
455
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:54,209
Holy shit! This pillow is made of crack!
456
00:21:55,251 --> 00:21:58,334
[music continues]
457
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,293
Eat blarney stone, you fecking prick.
458
00:22:01,376 --> 00:22:03,209
[grunts, groaning]
459
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,001
You wanna know
why they call me Johnny Pecs?
460
00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:09,334
Because of your pecs?
461
00:22:09,418 --> 00:22:10,251
Uh-huh.
462
00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:13,168
[music continues]
463
00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:16,043
Ha ha. I wanna fight
the old man in the bathrobe.
464
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,584
Actually, I'm a karate wizard.
465
00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:20,584
[magical chiming]
466
00:22:22,501 --> 00:22:24,376
[music continues, stops]
467
00:22:24,459 --> 00:22:26,876
Wow. Alpha Kevin.
468
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:29,251
Yeah. That's what they call me now.
469
00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:30,751
[Bullet] No, we don't!
470
00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:33,668
Kevin, I'm sorry
I couldn't tell you about my mission,
471
00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:35,709
but I never stopped loving you.
472
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:36,959
[sentimental music playing]
473
00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:38,001
[Kevin] Mmm.
474
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:41,084
-You feel better than Mom's tits.
-What?
475
00:22:41,168 --> 00:22:45,293
We've been surveilling this creepy
sumbitch Charles Lovely for years.
476
00:22:45,376 --> 00:22:48,668
Thanks to our new member,
we got him red-damn-handed.
477
00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:51,334
But how did Gina end up
in the Strawberry Action Squad?
478
00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:52,959
After I lost control at our wedding,
479
00:22:53,043 --> 00:22:55,376
I just wanted to get
as far away as possible.
480
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:56,293
Siberia.
481
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,834
[wind howling]
482
00:22:58,918 --> 00:23:01,334
[Strawberry] For fun,
sometimes I like to enter myself
483
00:23:01,418 --> 00:23:03,709
in Siberian bare-knuckle death matches.
484
00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:07,834
Lo and behold, my opponent
was your little blonde firecracker
485
00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:08,918
with the crazy eyes.
486
00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:11,918
I never fought anyone
with such brute strength,
487
00:23:12,001 --> 00:23:15,501
and she'd never fought anyone trained
in the art of Brazilian slap-fighting.
488
00:23:15,584 --> 00:23:17,043
The fight ended in a draw.
489
00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:19,334
-[Dusty] Diddy!
-Not now, boy.
490
00:23:19,418 --> 00:23:22,834
I taught Gina how to control
and channel her aggression through--
491
00:23:22,918 --> 00:23:24,209
Diddy, look!
492
00:23:25,626 --> 00:23:29,043
[sinister music plays]
493
00:23:29,126 --> 00:23:31,043
No! Baby Kevin!
494
00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:34,084
[sobbing] No!
495
00:23:34,168 --> 00:23:38,709
Why didn't you say something, fat boy?
You know how I am when I get to talking.
496
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:41,418
Randall! What are we gonna do?!
497
00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:46,334
♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up
While your feet are stompin' ♪
498
00:23:46,418 --> 00:23:50,168
♪ And the jam is pumpin'
Look it here, the crowd is jumpin' ♪
499
00:23:50,251 --> 00:23:53,918
♪ Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor ♪
500
00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:58,001
♪ See, 'cause that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad ♪
501
00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:00,459
Ugh. Kill me.
502
00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:03,001
[original Paradise PD theme music playing]
503
00:24:03,084 --> 00:24:06,501
Wait a minute. Why would
a series finale have a cliffhanger?
504
00:24:06,584 --> 00:24:09,293
'Cause we didn't know
this was a series finale when we made it.
505
00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:10,209
Oh yeah.
506
00:24:10,293 --> 00:24:12,709
I guess we can wrap this up
on Farzar then?
507
00:24:12,793 --> 00:24:13,918
Yeah, I guess so.
508
00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:16,418
-Bye, everybody.
-Bye.
509
00:24:16,501 --> 00:24:18,376
I guess we're dead now. Bye.
510
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,459
Damn, that's dark, Robby.
511
00:24:22,459 --> 00:24:24,459
[music continues]
512
00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:55,793
[screams]