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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎凯文 看来你是对的
‎查尔斯爱福利确实很邪恶

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‎什么？

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‎爱福利先生可能只是想给这里
‎增添一道风景线 为地产增值

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‎（爷们儿窝）

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‎别理你妈

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‎她一搞砸就否认

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‎还记得她撞死你的小狗那次吗？

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‎他是个强奸犯

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‎兰德尔 你肯定有法子
‎救我们这些白瘦子

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‎我倒觉得这件事应该由凯文负责

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‎-真的吗？
‎-没错

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‎很抱歉 儿子
‎多年来 我一直对你那么苛刻

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‎我太专注于把你变成
‎我所希望的男子汉

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‎却不懂欣赏你这个唧歪的混蛋

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‎我为你骄傲

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‎谢谢 老爸

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‎我们要相信他吗？
‎我还年轻 我不想死！

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‎我的嘿咻清单还没刷完呢

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‎给我

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‎独臂腹语大师 拔了毛的信天翁

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‎《希瑞公主》动画片里的霍达克

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‎我的单子上也有这些

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‎嘿 怎么我们都在名单上？

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‎为什么我的被划掉了？

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‎我说对面的 你确定你是个女的？

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‎我用我的蛋蛋起誓

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‎我看行

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‎霍普森说得对 要是交给凯文
‎今天我们可能都要没命

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‎我就是为二世可惜
‎很多东西他永远也体验不到了

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‎那我们就在一天之内
‎让他尝尽人间快活！

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‎好主意！先让他见识点啥好呢？

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‎我有个主意

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‎不行 霍普森！

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‎该死的老顽固

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‎必须让所有人离开这座城市
‎但首先必须消除阻力

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‎北佬说他们在爱福利运营中心

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‎如果是要主持一档

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‎关于《进击的巨人》的冷门播客

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‎那交给北佬还挺合适

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‎我跟你去吧 老哥 你可能需要增援

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‎很好 其他人想办法
‎把这里搞得重一点

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‎重新扎回地球

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‎可惜我们只有一个达斯提
‎天啊 真不敢相信我居然会这么说

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‎局长 你的愿望就是我的命令

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‎马洛家聚会绝对是无敌重量级

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‎我来搞个电子邀请

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‎你真觉得你家亲戚
‎愿意来一个飘在万米高空的地方

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‎搞家庭聚会哇？

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‎我看能行 “自制奶酪通心粉管够”

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‎发送！

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‎等着见我五湖四海的表亲吧

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‎其中有

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‎萨摩亚版达斯提和“巨石强森”很像

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‎色色达斯提老二有30公分长

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‎北泽西达斯提喜欢嗷嗷叫

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‎近亲产物达斯提只会憨憨笑

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‎皮条达斯提鸡鸭排成排
‎拧巴达斯提脊柱斜又歪

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‎阿米什达斯提打黄油

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‎情绪硬核达斯提喜欢给自己剌小口

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‎等等 你所有的表亲都叫达斯提？

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‎不是 我懒得记他们名字而已

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‎我叫兰迪

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‎闭嘴 斜眼儿达斯提！

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‎罗比 别忘了你今天约了看牙

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‎-我想着要取消呢
‎-为啥？

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‎因为这破地方飘在天上
‎大伙儿都会小命不保

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‎你总是找借口不去看牙

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‎上回你说天堂镇是大披萨

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‎本来就是！
‎咱家椅子就是一片大香肠！

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‎我知道咱家的帕帕桑椅
‎是从“棒约翰披萨”搞的

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‎但你别想糊弄着不去看牙

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‎你那嘴里简直惨不忍睹
‎一半的牙齿都是白色乐高积木

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‎你是嫉妒 因为你不会这个

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‎你能吐出一架直升机？

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‎我不只吐了一架直升机！

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‎我还吐出了整个草莓行动小队

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‎草莓行动小队！

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‎草莓行动小队玩具套装！

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‎不能当牙使

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‎（爱福利公司 运营中心）

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‎垮档裤 产前维生素

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‎囚犯 孕妇毛片

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‎克拉珀 好歹让我把你叠起来啊 亲

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‎不干 老子就想在旮旯里皱巴着

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‎谁让我把北佬给弄死了

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‎感情上的痛苦比什么都厉害

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‎除了往你鸡鸡洞里塞面包丁

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‎你怎么来了？

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‎爱福利发现你是内鬼了？

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‎不是 我住这儿！

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‎你干嘛要给那个邪恶的混蛋卖命？

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‎我需要一份工作
‎给他干没有给艾伦干那么虐

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‎我说 盆友们 别惹我号子里的老婆

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‎谁 你说我吗？

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‎是啊 心肝儿 这里就数你的手最软乎

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‎过来给我梳梳头

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‎好的 亲！

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‎杰瑞 你的越狱计划进展如何？

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‎很好 重组起来 打起精神 去找钥匙

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‎我可没说我能那样了

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‎我知道这里有点拥挤
‎但这次家庭聚会肯定很精彩

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‎有很多东西可以吃

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‎只要大家能平分这罐
‎卡夫简易奶酪通心粉

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‎谁他妈把我指头吃了？

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‎我叫兰迪

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‎别闹了 砸场达斯提！

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‎我都开始烦这帮破烂亲戚了！

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‎耶！达斯提家庭聚会计划还真管用

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‎城市高度已经下降了三千米

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‎但如果想回到地球
‎我们还需要更多达斯提

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‎家里倒是还有
‎但我们从不请他们来家庭聚会

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‎因为他们都很难搞

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‎不过我就来召唤禁忌达斯提们吧

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‎你他妈跑来做甚？

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‎这里没你啥事 真人版达斯提

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‎美死你 屁精！

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‎二世 老爸有个坏消息要告诉你

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‎你又偷我存钱罐里的钱买可卡因了？

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‎呃 偷是偷了

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‎但好在无所谓

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‎因为今天咱们都得没命

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‎嗑了药说话真他妈爽

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‎别担心 你还是可以充分体验生活

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‎首先 我会教你吹短笛

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‎就算没时间干别的

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‎这样也挺好 是吧？

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‎咱儿子就一天好活
‎你就想让他干这个？

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‎你有更好的点子吗？

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‎黄油大大！

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‎这位是黄油大大

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‎嗯 收到

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‎子弹 咱儿子可不睡什么妓女

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‎好吧 我也就只剩这一天好活

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‎你要不介意 我要去搅她的黄油了

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‎黄油大大！

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‎情话就省了 心肝儿
‎拿我当片干面包就行

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‎（运营中心 正在奴役招人）

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‎恭喜各位成为爱福利公司仓库工人

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‎你们会在39度的仓库里

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‎一天走130公里 俩月上一回厕所

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‎别担心 公司给你们发爱福利尿裤

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‎上面还带着个屁眼尖刺

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‎免得你动歪脑筋想坐下

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‎这份工作真不赖 我以前在亚马逊干

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‎请注意看屏幕上的
‎仓库工会注意事项

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‎嘿 我觉得我们应该成立个工会

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‎在这儿呢！

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‎凯文 放我们出去！
‎你得找把钥匙或者…

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‎这好像是个狗笼 连把锁都没有

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‎我就说应该换个人来试试！

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‎北佬 你还活着

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‎去你大爷 北佬 我才不郁闷

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‎（钻漏牙科）

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‎我听说这是你第一次看牙医

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‎别紧张 坐上去吧

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‎首先…

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‎-你这是干嘛？
‎-省得你费事

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‎等你把我药晕了 扒裤子就难了

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‎先生 我不会那样做的

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‎我说 不给我的老二喂面包丁

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‎那你还算哪门子牙医？

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‎儿子 观鸟既放松又长见识

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‎你看到那只斑尾鸽了吗？

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‎哦 他腿上有东西
‎莫非是宝丽来相机？

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‎二世 别看

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‎二世？

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‎好了 孩子 看好了

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‎这是谷物酒精 这是大麻 这是摇头丸

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‎见了这些娘炮玩意儿要说“不”

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‎直接上海洛因

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‎还记得吃冰淇淋的时候
‎你说“这东西好吃到无敌”吗？

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‎现在你可要开眼了

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‎子弹 你在干什么？

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‎我不知道 让儿子享受末日呗

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‎你应该高兴才对

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‎也就吸海洛因能让他享受观鸟

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‎-你怎么能这样？
‎-对吼就对吼！

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‎-谁说这种话 我都该弄死丫的！
‎-我们就这么办！

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‎别吵了！

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‎只剩一天好活
‎我只想跟我的老爸们一起

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‎做我最喜欢的事情

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‎你说得对 二世 这样真好

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‎没错

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‎黄油大大！

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‎对 我俩结婚了

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‎这是我在地球上活的最后一天

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‎我就弄了点你的海洛因
‎然后就这样了

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‎禁忌达斯提们来了

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‎银屑病达斯提红肿掉皮癣
‎核辐射达斯提肚子上有一张脸

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‎默片坏蛋达斯提罪恶滔天

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‎连体达斯提俩人一个屁眼

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‎软体达斯提能往杯里扎

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‎-90代达斯提爱说
‎-“咋样啊！”

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‎双头达斯提一顶帽子不够

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‎柴火棍达斯提一点也不瘦！

197
00:09:58,251 --> 00:10:00,293
‎传道达斯提不信进化论

198
00:10:00,376 --> 00:10:03,959
‎淫荡达斯提站街把日子混

199
00:10:04,668 --> 00:10:07,668
‎我知道不该两个都打 但我忍不住

200
00:10:07,751 --> 00:10:10,751
‎我的皮条手太猛了！

201
00:10:12,668 --> 00:10:14,043
‎就差一点

202
00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:17,043
‎再来个中小号的达斯提应该就搞定了

203
00:10:17,126 --> 00:10:21,584
‎好吧 还剩一个达斯提 但他有点大

204
00:10:21,668 --> 00:10:23,334
‎认识一下大块头达斯提

205
00:10:23,418 --> 00:10:25,793
‎我靠！这货怎么这么大？

206
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,501
‎笨蛋 野生的达斯提就这样

207
00:10:32,168 --> 00:10:33,876
‎搞什么！

208
00:10:44,501 --> 00:10:48,251
‎好了 天才达斯提
‎你能想办法把我们带回地球吗？

209
00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:54,459
‎根据我的计算
‎如果我们在接下来的37分钟内不吃…

210
00:10:54,543 --> 00:10:56,043
‎我有一个更好的主意！

211
00:10:58,126 --> 00:11:00,376
‎谢谢 斯巴达达斯提！

212
00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:04,793
‎其实 我是杰拉德巴特勒
‎最近混得不咋样 伙计

213
00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:14,709
‎（天堂镇
‎爱福利有限责任公司独有资产）

214
00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:18,751
‎这是什么？

215
00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:23,126
‎要是换种活法
‎我会在那金刚的叮当上荡秋千

216
00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:27,959
‎查尔斯 那些白痴
‎把天堂镇扎回地上了

217
00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:30,376
‎我们必须立刻行动
‎否则目标可能会逃脱

218
00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:34,376
‎他们逃不掉

219
00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:42,376
‎抱歉在你舌头上开了洞

220
00:11:42,459 --> 00:11:45,293
‎我换了新的爱福利钻头 应该更安全

221
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,168
‎我就说我讨厌狗屁牙医嘛

222
00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:57,126
‎你们这些白痴
‎花钱把我的产品买回家

223
00:11:57,209 --> 00:12:00,334
‎图便宜 图方便

224
00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:03,626
‎就像待宰的羔羊

225
00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,334
‎切 还跟在大披萨里一样冒傻气

226
00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:10,168
‎（爷们儿窝）

227
00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:13,668
‎看到了吗？嗯？
‎我怎么说这些玩意儿来着？

228
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,876
‎凯伦 你还觉得他不是坏蛋吗？

229
00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:19,626
‎什么呀？产品攻击人的事情时有发生

230
00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:23,793
‎是真的 有个打蛋器
‎这礼拜都爆菊我三回了

231
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,876
‎他早餐时段在“丹尼家”当班

232
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:29,918
‎不过 算你们走运 我只要凯文克劳馥

233
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:32,584
‎其他人都可以活命

234
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:36,126
‎要我说这买卖挺划算
‎但为什么非凯文不可？

235
00:12:36,209 --> 00:12:39,626
‎那还用说 我是他的情敌

236
00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:42,001
‎他把我当成性威胁

237
00:12:42,084 --> 00:12:44,834
‎抓我好了！放过其他人

238
00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:48,876
‎没说你 阿夫卡 我要的是凯文克劳馥

239
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:55,584
‎嘿 我刚发现这娃娃有点诡异

240
00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:01,584
‎住手！那是我真正喜爱的儿子

241
00:13:01,668 --> 00:13:05,084
‎等等 我两个儿子都爱 怪事了

242
00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:06,376
‎他现在是我的了

243
00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:09,126
‎另外 计划有变

244
00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:11,043
‎你们还是得死

245
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,959
‎我生来就是为了这一天

246
00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:17,293
‎为了天下汪星人

247
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:25,376
‎还好我没用他家产品

248
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:27,959
‎你不是装了爱福利心脏起搏器吗？

249
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:33,876
‎谢谢你救了我 菲兹

250
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:36,459
‎救个屁 这可是六片烤面包机

251
00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:37,959
‎老子要把它带回家！

252
00:13:39,459 --> 00:13:43,251
‎我跟你打只因为想吃和好点心

253
00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:50,334
‎这倒好 我现在秃了！

254
00:13:50,418 --> 00:13:51,626
‎打啊 北佬 打啊！

255
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:55,126
‎-但你说过 我不跟他们一队
‎-你啥时候开始听衣服的话了？

256
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,876
‎可我害怕

257
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:59,584
‎我知道 因为我脖子上全是你的尿！

258
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:06,709
‎没错 杰瑞 现在是我们
‎干掉所有Isotoner手套的大好机会

259
00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,751
‎它们再也没法嘲笑我们了！

260
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,626
‎干掉了这么多爱福利产品
‎好样的 鲍勃卡马罗

261
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:17,126
‎别谢我 我只是喝大了

262
00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:20,501
‎幸好这回不是学生娃 心肝儿

263
00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:25,251
‎我的头快被烤熟了！

264
00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:27,376
‎（弗拉德动力支持）

265
00:14:27,459 --> 00:14:31,251
‎哇！所有这些产品都由弗拉德驱动！

266
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:35,751
‎弗拉德 赶紧阻止这些智能产品
‎不然我们都会没命

267
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,876
‎可以 但你要把身体借给弗拉德
‎你去找布里莫

268
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,334
‎去镶马牙？

269
00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:44,001
‎不是 布里莫会把你变成半人马

270
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:49,043
‎哇！金属鞋加马屌？好得很！

271
00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:54,418
‎成交 设定所有爱福利产品
‎一分钟前过保修期

272
00:14:58,668 --> 00:14:59,793
‎好他娘的疼！

273
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:05,418
‎拿命来 吸尘器

274
00:15:08,543 --> 00:15:10,168
‎你是个女的？

275
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,543
‎去他娘的 反正大家都得死

276
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:27,834
‎戴拔 我去看了牙医
‎结果他在我舌头上钻了好多洞

277
00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:30,709
‎然后电钻成了精 把那厮弄死了

278
00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,626
‎罗比 听着更像是你在找借口

279
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,918
‎你是打死也不整牙咯？

280
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,501
‎整了 我去了布里莫那儿

281
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:39,876
‎他给你镶了马牙？

282
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:40,876
‎不止如此

283
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:47,084
‎（爱福利公司）

284
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,668
‎没用的 加尔富乐敦将把手弄折了

285
00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:56,626
‎他手劲儿是挺大的

286
00:15:56,709 --> 00:16:01,209
‎把我老二整得跟一管旧…

287
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:04,918
‎美国佬用的牙糊糊叫啥来着？

288
00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:08,876
‎口腔奶冻 没错 口腔奶冻

289
00:16:09,376 --> 00:16:11,751
‎快看 我们的克隆人还在里面！

290
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:16,043
‎神经椅可以把我们的意识
‎转移到那些克隆体内

291
00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:18,334
‎可那该死的椅子也在里面！

292
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:22,418
‎话说我其实订购了八件
‎看哪个颜色跟房间搭配

293
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:25,543
‎猛男凯文 把他们灭了

294
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:28,293
‎没问题 大家坐到椅子上！

295
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,584
‎耶 要去演《脆莓公园》咯！

296
00:16:45,168 --> 00:16:47,501
‎我们进来了！稍等 什么鬼？

297
00:16:47,584 --> 00:16:49,626
‎坏了 身体都配错了！

298
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,584
‎瞅瞅你这儿有什么货 菲兹

299
00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:56,334
‎霍普森 少看我鸡鸡

300
00:16:56,418 --> 00:16:57,793
‎我可以跳了！

301
00:16:58,459 --> 00:17:00,834
‎这还是我这辈子头一回！

302
00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:02,959
‎妈妈 我会跳了！

303
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:06,043
‎医生说这根本不可能！

304
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,251
‎我心脏疼 脉搏过速

305
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:11,043
‎哈喇子还一股肉桂卷味儿

306
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:14,251
‎我的皮肤感觉像湿纸巾

307
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,668
‎嘿 我身体里那个人
‎不管你是谁 少碰我的奶子！

308
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:20,626
‎肯定不是凯文 妈妈

309
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:24,084
‎妈咪！

310
00:17:26,084 --> 00:17:29,168
‎我们得赶紧进舱里换回来

311
00:17:29,251 --> 00:17:31,709
‎不然霍普森就要拿我玩自助了

312
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,418
‎就差一点了

313
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:37,293
‎再靠近一点

314
00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:41,626
‎大家都正常了吗？

315
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,293
‎凯文肯定不是

316
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,918
‎要上顶楼得有我帮忙才行

317
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:54,501
‎找到大厅中央的装置

318
00:17:54,584 --> 00:17:58,334
‎一个金属盒子 它可以把你们送上去

319
00:17:58,418 --> 00:17:59,793
‎电梯？

320
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:02,709
‎你们这些美国人 净瞎造词

321
00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:07,334
‎在英国 我们叫它“叮咚上下屋”

322
00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:11,376
‎我在柜橱里放了原样的衣服

323
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:14,251
‎好让动画师省点力

324
00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:21,918
‎记住 只按顶楼键

325
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,543
‎爱福利公司顶层以下
‎有很多诡异玩意儿

326
00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:27,126
‎圣诞树！

327
00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:29,043
‎达斯提 别…见鬼！

328
00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:32,751
‎门外能有啥吓死人东西啊？

329
00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:40,084
‎关门！快关门！

330
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:42,168
‎已经按了！这按钮是骗人的！

331
00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:47,168
‎而且只剩95层了！

332
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,209
‎好诡异

333
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,834
‎为什么门还开着？

334
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,709
‎哦…不好意思

335
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:06,501
‎干嘛？我喜欢幻想

336
00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:10,293
‎搞什…？

337
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:14,084
‎我是20分钟后的你 后果很严重

338
00:19:14,168 --> 00:19:15,793
‎告诉我们出了什么事

339
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:17,626
‎达斯提 你讨厌剧透

340
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,543
‎你又不了解我 贱人

341
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,209
‎混蛋 把我弟弟交出来

342
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:31,543
‎何苦抓着这将死的世界不放？

343
00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:33,168
‎你们都完蛋了

344
00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:35,793
‎我已经看到了未来…

345
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,543
‎说重点

346
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:39,584
‎就是 我都硬了

347
00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:40,501
‎好恶心

348
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:45,626
‎自从我第一次见到这个孩子
‎知道他会长生不老

349
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:48,709
‎我就知道 他就是我所寻找的

350
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:51,543
‎很快 众行星将连成一线

351
00:19:51,626 --> 00:19:54,959
‎我要吞噬克劳馥之子的精华

352
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:56,709
‎获得不死之身

353
00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:58,251
‎想得美！

354
00:20:02,543 --> 00:20:05,418
‎结婚选对象很重要

355
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:09,584
‎退后！

356
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,459
‎贱人 你害我咬了舌头！

357
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:14,751
‎吉娜 你不能让他得逞！

358
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:18,293
‎别插手 凯文！你会坏事的！

359
00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:26,834
‎“永恒清算”马上开始！

360
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:42,251
‎看吧 资本主义净搞这种破事儿

361
00:20:47,168 --> 00:20:49,334
‎好的

362
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,001
‎不许动 糟老头
‎不然我一枪钉你脑门上

363
00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:56,959
‎吉娜 你是卧底？

364
00:20:57,043 --> 00:21:00,293
‎是啊 你有十几次差点暴露我

365
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:04,126
‎我不明白 你逃跑后
‎加入联邦调查局了吗？

366
00:21:04,209 --> 00:21:06,626
‎联邦调查局 娘炮才去那儿

367
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:09,501
‎我加入了草莓行动小队

368
00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,543
‎草莓行动小队

369
00:21:11,626 --> 00:21:14,293
‎杀坏蛋 睡妹子

370
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:16,376
‎草莓行动小队

371
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,293
‎我们有草莓马洛

372
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:19,751
‎脆脆中尉

373
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,209
‎胸肌强尼佩克斯

374
00:21:21,293 --> 00:21:22,709
‎懒蜥蜴雷尼

375
00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:25,584
‎石头妖精

376
00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:27,084
‎功夫袋鼠

377
00:21:27,168 --> 00:21:28,376
‎查尔斯布朗森的鬼魂

378
00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:31,084
‎机器人 会说话的巨型鱿鱼

379
00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:34,418
‎还有空手道巫师威尔伯

380
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:37,543
‎草莓行动小队

381
00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:39,459
‎（对战 霸道总裁）

382
00:21:45,209 --> 00:21:47,043
‎不！别碰我高高的发际线！

383
00:21:47,626 --> 00:21:50,168
‎让你见识一下我枕头的怒火！

384
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,334
‎天了个噜！
‎这个枕头是用可卡因填的！

385
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,834
‎吃我的巧言石 你个混蛋

386
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,001
‎知道他们为什么叫我胸肌强尼吗？

387
00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:09,334
‎因为你的胸肌？

388
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:16,126
‎我要和穿着浴袍的老头打架

389
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,834
‎其实 我是空手道巫师

390
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,959
‎哇 猛男凯文

391
00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:29,334
‎是啊 他们现在都这么叫我

392
00:22:29,418 --> 00:22:30,834
‎才怪！

393
00:22:30,918 --> 00:22:33,751
‎凯文 抱歉我隐瞒了执行任务的事

394
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:35,876
‎但我从未停止爱你

395
00:22:38,584 --> 00:22:41,084
‎-你的手感比我妈的咪咪好多了
‎-你说啥？

396
00:22:41,168 --> 00:22:45,376
‎我们已经监视
‎查尔斯爱福利这混蛋好几年了

397
00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:48,751
‎多亏了我们的新成员
‎我们成功抓了他的现行

398
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:51,334
‎但吉娜是怎么加入草莓行动队的？

399
00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:55,376
‎在婚礼上失控之后
‎我一心只想着远走高飞

400
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:56,293
‎我去了西伯利亚

401
00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:03,793
‎有时候 为了好玩
‎我喜欢参加西伯利亚的徒手生死战

402
00:23:03,876 --> 00:23:07,834
‎结果我一看 对手居然是你家的

403
00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:08,918
‎金发疯眼小鞭炮

404
00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:11,959
‎我从来没跟这种蛮力猛人交过手

405
00:23:12,043 --> 00:23:15,501
‎而她也没见识过
‎训练有素的巴西掌掴格斗高人

406
00:23:15,584 --> 00:23:17,543
‎-我们打了个平手
‎-嗲嗲！

407
00:23:17,626 --> 00:23:19,418
‎稍等 小子

408
00:23:19,501 --> 00:23:22,876
‎我教了吉娜如何控制和疏导…

409
00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:24,209
‎嗲嗲 快看！

410
00:23:29,126 --> 00:23:31,334
‎不 凯文宝贝！

411
00:23:31,418 --> 00:23:34,084
‎不要啊！

412
00:23:34,168 --> 00:23:36,584
‎胖子 你怎么不说呢？

413
00:23:36,668 --> 00:23:38,709
‎你也知道我一开聊就停不下来

414
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:41,418
‎兰德尔 我们该怎么办！

415
00:23:42,126 --> 00:23:44,376
‎人潮高涨 涨啊涨

416
00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:48,209
‎双脚跺啊跺 人潮涨啊涨

417
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:50,209
‎看啊 人群正在狂跳

418
00:23:50,293 --> 00:23:53,959
‎继续让它涨高 让派对在舞池燃烧

419
00:23:54,043 --> 00:23:55,876
‎派对的精彩就在那里

420
00:23:55,959 --> 00:23:57,918
‎你也会知道自己是不是太淘气

421
00:23:59,626 --> 00:24:00,626
‎给我一刀算了

422
00:24:03,084 --> 00:24:06,584
‎等一下 为什么大结局会留悬念？

423
00:24:06,668 --> 00:24:09,418
‎因为制作的时候
‎我们并不知道这是大结局

424
00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:12,751
‎那我们可以
‎在《法札星世界》收尾咯？

425
00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,418
‎我想是吧

426
00:24:14,501 --> 00:24:16,459
‎-再见 各位！
‎-再见！

427
00:24:16,543 --> 00:24:18,543
‎看来我们已经死了 再见！

428
00:24:19,043 --> 00:24:20,709
‎我靠 罗比 这段子好黑暗

429
00:24:49,876 --> 00:24:53,793
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