1 00:00:05,057 --> 00:00:07,137 Most days, I'm Wonder Woman. 2 00:00:07,457 --> 00:00:08,657 Invincible. 3 00:00:09,097 --> 00:00:11,217 But some days, I'm not. 4 00:00:11,297 --> 00:00:12,937 Everyone teaches us to be tough. 5 00:00:12,937 --> 00:00:15,417 But why don't they teach us to accept our vulnerabilities? 6 00:00:22,297 --> 00:00:24,737 After all, who has created these glass ceilings? 7 00:00:25,137 --> 00:00:25,817 We did. 8 00:00:26,337 --> 00:00:26,977 Us. 9 00:00:27,817 --> 00:00:28,617 Women! 10 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,697 We feel we cannot break through this glass ceiling. 11 00:00:32,817 --> 00:00:34,297 But actually... 12 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,177 ...if you believe... 13 00:00:36,617 --> 00:00:38,737 …that there is no glass ceiling… 14 00:00:39,417 --> 00:00:40,897 ...then the sky is the limit. 15 00:00:41,177 --> 00:00:42,417 Thank you so much. 16 00:00:45,097 --> 00:00:48,457 Any questions? 17 00:00:49,577 --> 00:00:50,817 Yes, Ms. Roy. 18 00:00:52,457 --> 00:00:53,297 Hi, Uma. 19 00:00:53,817 --> 00:00:55,177 I'm sorry but... 20 00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:57,457 ...did I just hear you say what I think I did? 21 00:00:57,937 --> 00:01:00,857 You really think that women are hallucinating… 22 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:02,457 …about being held back by men? 23 00:01:02,697 --> 00:01:06,937 All I am saying is that one needs courage to be successful. 24 00:01:07,137 --> 00:01:07,857 Not excuses. 25 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:09,977 Patriarchy is not some excuse. 26 00:01:10,257 --> 00:01:12,817 Women have to work twice as hard to reach half as far! 27 00:01:12,897 --> 00:01:15,337 And this is the problem with millennials… 28 00:01:15,457 --> 00:01:19,977 …who look at everything from a male vs female point of view. 29 00:01:20,057 --> 00:01:21,537 When fighting for feminism, then yes. 30 00:01:21,657 --> 00:01:24,177 Feminism is not about hating men. 31 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:27,217 Feminism means equality. 32 00:01:27,897 --> 00:01:30,537 And this equality will only come… 33 00:01:30,697 --> 00:01:33,377 …when we stop feeling sorry for ourselves. 34 00:01:42,097 --> 00:01:44,657 Papa, I made my first headline. 35 00:01:45,097 --> 00:01:45,777 Really? 36 00:01:46,057 --> 00:01:47,177 Breaking news! 37 00:01:47,257 --> 00:01:49,977 The dining table has brown sticky things underneath it. 38 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,977 Further investigations have revealed… 39 00:01:53,137 --> 00:01:55,977 …that this is Ashok Rizvi Roy's booger. 40 00:01:56,057 --> 00:01:56,737 Ashok? 41 00:01:56,937 --> 00:01:58,017 No way Mom! 42 00:01:58,137 --> 00:01:59,057 She's lying! 43 00:02:00,097 --> 00:02:02,377 Mrs. Rizvi Roy, would you like to check it yourself? 44 00:02:02,457 --> 00:02:03,897 No! I believe you. Thank you! 45 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,297 Ashok Rizvi Roy… 46 00:02:05,577 --> 00:02:07,857 …would you like to say something in your defense? 47 00:02:09,137 --> 00:02:11,697 When I grow up, I'm going to be a journalist. 48 00:02:11,697 --> 00:02:12,697 Just like my papa. 49 00:02:16,577 --> 00:02:17,257 Ah! 50 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:20,137 There are my glasses. 51 00:02:24,817 --> 00:02:25,417 Uma… 52 00:02:26,057 --> 00:02:26,577 Hello. 53 00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:29,057 I clearly remember our first board meeting. 54 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,097 You said you were happy because... 55 00:02:32,217 --> 00:02:33,857 ...a woman was starting the company. 56 00:02:35,737 --> 00:02:38,097 And now you're just ganging up against me. 57 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:41,137 This is not some bus Damini… 58 00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:43,417 …where you'll find a ladies seat. 59 00:02:44,137 --> 00:02:46,137 I'm not asking for favours or handouts. 60 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,697 I'm asking for support, woman to woman. 61 00:02:48,817 --> 00:02:50,217 Support? Ya! 62 00:02:50,857 --> 00:02:52,337 I'm not your mother. 63 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:53,577 And please, 64 00:02:53,697 --> 00:02:55,617 don't come to me with your problems. 65 00:02:55,857 --> 00:02:57,017 Come to me with your... 66 00:02:57,017 --> 00:02:57,817 ...solutions. 67 00:02:57,817 --> 00:02:58,897 What are the solutions? 68 00:02:58,937 --> 00:03:01,017 To undermine my editorial decisions? 69 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:04,057 Because the legal department is just an excuse for you to censor me. 70 00:03:04,137 --> 00:03:05,897 There is one solution, Damini. 71 00:03:06,217 --> 00:03:08,217 Why don't you finally... 72 00:03:08,377 --> 00:03:09,937 ...take responsibility for your actions. 73 00:03:09,937 --> 00:03:11,657 I take full responsibility Uma! 74 00:03:11,857 --> 00:03:14,377 That's why I go after the lawbreakers and offenders! You know that! 75 00:03:14,377 --> 00:03:16,777 Oh…so you think you're a crusader? 76 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,337 You're a vigilante, girl. 77 00:03:19,497 --> 00:03:20,457 There is a difference. 78 00:03:20,737 --> 00:03:23,657 I'd rather be a vigilante than be someone's puppet! 79 00:03:25,297 --> 00:03:26,537 Stand up for me, Uma. 80 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:28,937 That's the least you can do. 81 00:03:29,177 --> 00:03:31,857 I won't report a word about this conversation... 82 00:03:31,937 --> 00:03:34,377 ...to our other board members. 83 00:03:34,537 --> 00:03:35,457 And this… 84 00:03:36,057 --> 00:03:39,177 This is me standing up for you. 85 00:04:31,737 --> 00:04:32,777 Oh! Look who's here! 86 00:04:33,737 --> 00:04:35,017 My baby! 87 00:04:35,897 --> 00:04:37,977 Did you have fun at Dadda's? Yes! 88 00:04:38,217 --> 00:04:39,217 What did you do? 89 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,737 One big poo and three little poo. 90 00:04:41,737 --> 00:04:43,737 Oh my god! We also went to the park… 91 00:04:43,777 --> 00:04:44,897 ...and we went swimming. 92 00:04:45,017 --> 00:04:45,737 Wow! 93 00:04:45,857 --> 00:04:47,737 But nothing is as exciting as a poo. 94 00:04:48,057 --> 00:04:51,057 You can never compete with a good poo, right Arya? 95 00:04:52,337 --> 00:04:52,977 Here you go… 96 00:04:53,057 --> 00:04:54,217 Dadda, doll house. 97 00:04:54,297 --> 00:04:55,497 Oh yes! Doll house! 98 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:56,577 C'mon! C'mon! 99 00:04:57,737 --> 00:04:58,497 May I go up? 100 00:05:01,897 --> 00:05:03,617 Yes? Oh my God. C'mon! 101 00:05:04,217 --> 00:05:05,777 Let's go before she changes her mind. 102 00:05:09,417 --> 00:05:10,177 Anjana! 103 00:05:10,897 --> 00:05:11,537 Hi! 104 00:05:13,777 --> 00:05:14,417 Hi. 105 00:05:16,457 --> 00:05:17,217 Hi. 106 00:05:17,857 --> 00:05:18,617 Hi. 107 00:05:20,497 --> 00:05:22,057 I'm...I'm Kavya. 108 00:05:22,897 --> 00:05:23,777 Of course! 109 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,617 Hi Kavya…Hi… 110 00:05:25,697 --> 00:05:28,457 I'm sorry, I didn't realise there was someone in the car. 111 00:05:28,977 --> 00:05:30,097 That's not your fault. 112 00:05:30,177 --> 00:05:31,777 I mean brown dress… 113 00:05:31,897 --> 00:05:33,257 ...brown car upholstery. 114 00:05:33,937 --> 00:05:35,937 Who even wears brown right? 115 00:05:36,657 --> 00:05:39,817 Actually, I told Varun that I will get camouflaged with the car seat 116 00:05:39,897 --> 00:05:43,497 But he said that the brown really brings out the color of my eyes. 117 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:44,857 Oh really? 118 00:05:45,297 --> 00:05:45,857 He said that? 119 00:05:45,857 --> 00:05:46,977 Ya, I know right? 120 00:05:47,857 --> 00:05:49,737 By the way, it's really nice to meet you finally… 121 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:52,937 …and I hope Arya didn't trouble you too much. 122 00:05:53,057 --> 00:05:54,937 No, no, she's such a doll! 123 00:05:55,017 --> 00:05:57,417 And she's got a great sense of humour… 124 00:05:57,577 --> 00:05:59,417 Smart and witty and... 125 00:05:59,457 --> 00:06:01,217 ...she picks up things so quickly! 126 00:06:01,297 --> 00:06:03,257 I mean…I know…I'm her mother. 127 00:06:03,337 --> 00:06:04,617 Oh and by the way, before I forget… 128 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,537 She wanted me to give you the recipe of this ragi dosa… 129 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:08,337 And it's just… 130 00:06:09,097 --> 00:06:11,137 Actually, it's very simple. I'm sure you know… 131 00:06:11,217 --> 00:06:14,057 Only don't forget to add jaggery and butter on top. 132 00:06:14,137 --> 00:06:16,177 She just…she loves that. Thanks. 133 00:06:16,297 --> 00:06:18,577 Wow…friends already? 134 00:06:18,777 --> 00:06:19,457 Of course. 135 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,817 In fact, do you want to do lunch sometime next week? 136 00:06:22,897 --> 00:06:24,457 Sassy Spoon? Ya? 137 00:06:24,977 --> 00:06:26,457 Ya… It's close to our office... 138 00:06:26,577 --> 00:06:28,657 ...and we can exchange notes about Mr Grumpy here. 139 00:06:28,817 --> 00:06:31,257 He's so grumpy from the minute he wakes up! 140 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:33,497 I am not grumpy. I'm chirpy. No, of course you're not! 141 00:06:34,057 --> 00:06:34,617 He's not… 142 00:06:34,737 --> 00:06:36,697 Okay, so before you guys become besties and all… 143 00:06:36,777 --> 00:06:37,777 …we gotta go. Bye. 144 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:38,417 Bye. 145 00:06:38,497 --> 00:06:39,097 Bye. 146 00:06:41,097 --> 00:06:41,737 Bye. See you. 147 00:06:41,817 --> 00:06:43,497 It's so nice to meet you. You're so sweet. 148 00:06:52,057 --> 00:06:53,337 What a bitch. 149 00:06:58,697 --> 00:07:02,177 With inspiration like this, anyone can make six packs. 150 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,217 C'mon, five more. 151 00:07:03,897 --> 00:07:04,897 I'm from Haryana. 152 00:07:05,777 --> 00:07:06,577 Hot blood. 153 00:07:07,617 --> 00:07:08,937 Give me one chance, 154 00:07:09,177 --> 00:07:10,417 you won't regret it. 155 00:07:11,377 --> 00:07:12,057 That's it. 156 00:07:12,217 --> 00:07:13,137 Session over. 157 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:15,057 Did you get offended? Oh my god! 158 00:07:15,137 --> 00:07:16,057 Die! Bastard! 159 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:17,097 Fucking bitch! 160 00:07:21,097 --> 00:07:23,737 Umang, we have security footage. 161 00:07:24,137 --> 00:07:25,137 There's enough evidence. 162 00:07:25,457 --> 00:07:27,537 They could sue us for willfully harming a person. 163 00:07:27,617 --> 00:07:28,777 That wasn't wilful. 164 00:07:28,777 --> 00:07:30,177 He forced himself. Didn't you see that? 165 00:07:31,057 --> 00:07:33,617 Everyone knows what's going on with you and Amit. 166 00:07:33,697 --> 00:07:36,017 So he must've thought you're easily available. 167 00:07:37,097 --> 00:07:39,537 You can't demand respect, Umang. 168 00:07:39,777 --> 00:07:40,657 You have to earn it. 169 00:07:40,777 --> 00:07:42,697 I don't want respect from these fuckers. 170 00:07:42,857 --> 00:07:45,657 Tell them to keep their hands off me and their junk in their pants. 171 00:07:45,817 --> 00:07:48,417 Then, perhaps, you should also learn how to keep your legs together. 172 00:07:50,817 --> 00:07:52,297 You don't like that you're a woman? 173 00:07:52,857 --> 00:07:54,137 Do you hate yourself for it? 174 00:07:54,497 --> 00:07:56,457 Didn't your parents love you growing up? 175 00:07:56,617 --> 00:07:57,497 Sorry, what? 176 00:07:57,697 --> 00:07:59,977 Please transfer my salary to my account. 177 00:08:00,217 --> 00:08:00,937 I quit. 178 00:08:02,537 --> 00:08:03,817 Umang, come back here. 179 00:08:11,337 --> 00:08:13,737 Excuse me, where is the beginner's ballet class? 180 00:08:13,857 --> 00:08:14,377 3rd door. 181 00:08:14,697 --> 00:08:15,457 Ok. Thank you. 182 00:08:15,777 --> 00:08:18,257 By the way, parents are not allowed to stay with their kids. 183 00:08:19,097 --> 00:08:20,257 I should hope so. 184 00:08:25,217 --> 00:08:25,817 Hi. 185 00:08:25,977 --> 00:08:27,217 Hi. This is the ballet class, right? 186 00:08:27,297 --> 00:08:29,497 Yes. The class will start in 5 minutes. 187 00:08:29,697 --> 00:08:31,057 Please leave your child there. 188 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:33,297 What child? 189 00:08:33,457 --> 00:08:33,897 Kid. 190 00:08:34,137 --> 00:08:34,617 Kit? 191 00:08:34,777 --> 00:08:35,257 Kid. 192 00:08:35,457 --> 00:08:37,057 Of course, I have my kit! 193 00:08:37,577 --> 00:08:38,457 No ma'am, kid. 194 00:08:38,817 --> 00:08:41,017 Good afternoon, sir! 195 00:08:41,297 --> 00:08:42,497 Good afternoon. 196 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,217 New ballet teacher? 197 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:46,857 She looks stupid to me. 198 00:08:46,977 --> 00:08:47,857 I don't like her. 199 00:08:47,857 --> 00:08:49,577 I'm going to tell my mom. 200 00:08:50,137 --> 00:08:52,497 I'm not your ballet teacher, I'm Siddhi Patel. 201 00:08:52,617 --> 00:08:54,177 And I've also enrolled for this class. 202 00:08:54,257 --> 00:08:56,417 Ma'am, this is beginner's ballet. 203 00:08:57,497 --> 00:08:59,617 So? I'm no Anna Pavlova. 204 00:08:59,857 --> 00:09:01,737 I mean for kids between 6 and 10. 205 00:09:02,737 --> 00:09:03,617 What?! Yes. 206 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,497 But…but your website didn't mention that! 207 00:09:07,737 --> 00:09:09,577 God, Sneha's going to kill me. 208 00:09:10,297 --> 00:09:12,497 Shit! I even sent my driver back! 209 00:09:12,617 --> 00:09:14,177 What do I do here now? 210 00:09:15,457 --> 00:09:18,937 Sir, but why can't she also take class with us? 211 00:09:19,097 --> 00:09:20,937 No, but... Yes! 212 00:09:21,057 --> 00:09:22,497 Sir, please! 213 00:09:22,857 --> 00:09:24,297 Okay, okay, quickly go change. 214 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:30,817 And 5, 6, 7, 8 and point... 215 00:09:31,377 --> 00:09:32,497 Bring it back. 216 00:09:32,937 --> 00:09:34,017 Plie. 217 00:09:34,497 --> 00:09:35,857 And up. 218 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:41,857 And up 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... 219 00:09:41,977 --> 00:09:43,057 And open. 220 00:09:43,297 --> 00:09:45,097 3, 4…Plie. 221 00:09:45,737 --> 00:09:46,577 Repeat. 222 00:09:46,737 --> 00:09:47,857 And point. 223 00:09:48,497 --> 00:09:49,577 And back. 224 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:50,817 Plie. 225 00:09:51,337 --> 00:09:53,577 And...releve. 226 00:09:53,697 --> 00:09:58,217 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 227 00:09:58,377 --> 00:10:00,857 And open 2, 3, 4... 228 00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:14,297 There's no glass ceiling. 229 00:10:14,737 --> 00:10:16,097 We're all just imagining our problems! She is so fake! 230 00:10:16,097 --> 00:10:17,297 You can't even tell she's faking it! She calls herself a liberal... 231 00:10:17,297 --> 00:10:19,097 ...but she thinks like a conservative! 232 00:10:19,097 --> 00:10:20,617 Even the colour of her eye is fake! What is that! 233 00:10:20,617 --> 00:10:22,177 This is me standing up for you, she says! 234 00:10:22,257 --> 00:10:23,737 If liberals are like this I wonder what a conservative is! 235 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:24,817 Her nose is definitely fake! 236 00:10:24,817 --> 00:10:26,177 There is no glass ceiling! 237 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,817 This is a woman's world, where men take women's last names! 238 00:10:29,017 --> 00:10:29,617 Ladies. 239 00:10:31,577 --> 00:10:32,857 Getting drunk in the middle of a workday. 240 00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:35,057 I'm confused. Should I be happy or worried? 241 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:35,977 Worried. Happy. 242 00:10:36,457 --> 00:10:36,977 Muddied. 243 00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:37,977 Bloodied. 244 00:10:42,857 --> 00:10:43,617 Ok guys, 245 00:10:43,857 --> 00:10:45,577 I know that currently the villain in your life… 246 00:10:45,617 --> 00:10:48,017 …is another woman. Just like Sneha is mine. 247 00:10:48,097 --> 00:10:48,617 But. 248 00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:49,977 To tell you the truth… 249 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:52,337 Your cribbing? It makes my world go round. 250 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:55,297 I mean, whenever I hear you guys blabber… 251 00:10:55,297 --> 00:10:56,617 I feel like I'm home. 252 00:10:56,617 --> 00:10:58,297 And that…all is well with the world. 253 00:10:58,457 --> 00:10:59,457 Awww. 254 00:11:00,897 --> 00:11:04,137 All is well with the world! 255 00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:05,617 Cheers! 256 00:11:22,177 --> 00:11:25,377 The board, our own people, want to censor us. 257 00:11:25,897 --> 00:11:26,897 So what should we do? 258 00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:28,497 Should we be scared? 259 00:11:29,577 --> 00:11:30,697 Should we just sit idle? 260 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:31,657 Never. 261 00:11:32,497 --> 00:11:34,537 We are going to go all out with the kind of... 262 00:11:34,537 --> 00:11:37,657 ...journalism Investigator.com is known for. 263 00:11:37,657 --> 00:11:40,577 Bold, shocking, ballsy fucking stories! 264 00:11:40,817 --> 00:11:43,537 We are going to investigate the hell out of Investigator.com! 265 00:11:43,617 --> 00:11:44,417 Are you guys with me? 266 00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:45,217 Yes. 267 00:11:45,297 --> 00:11:46,137 Louder people! 268 00:11:46,337 --> 00:11:47,297 Yes! 269 00:11:47,617 --> 00:11:48,137 Good! 270 00:11:48,217 --> 00:11:49,457 So give me those fucking stories! 271 00:11:49,537 --> 00:11:50,297 I have one… 272 00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:53,217 Walia’s extradition. Who is protecting him? 273 00:11:53,457 --> 00:11:55,217 Meth. The new weight loss drug. 274 00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:58,337 How deep is the doctor-cops-drug dealer nexus? 275 00:11:58,657 --> 00:11:59,537 On one hand, 276 00:11:59,537 --> 00:12:01,937 we're becoming the world's number one rape country... 277 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,137 and on the other hand, 278 00:12:03,137 --> 00:12:04,857 women can’t even protest against rape... 279 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,297 without being violently attacked! 280 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:09,497 That's our story Asha. 281 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,777 Let's give women a voice to express their dissent. 282 00:12:12,937 --> 00:12:14,497 Let us be their voice. 283 00:12:14,657 --> 00:12:16,537 #nocountryforwomen 284 00:12:18,857 --> 00:12:20,857 Asha…you’re going to lead the story. 285 00:12:21,817 --> 00:12:22,457 Get to work! 286 00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:26,217 Umang. 287 00:12:27,337 --> 00:12:27,937 Umang! 288 00:12:30,857 --> 00:12:31,417 Umang. 289 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,377 Please spare me. I don't want any advice. 290 00:12:34,497 --> 00:12:36,257 Not advice. I've come to congratulate you. 291 00:12:36,377 --> 00:12:37,617 You're a rock solid woman. 292 00:12:37,777 --> 00:12:39,017 Truly, respect. 293 00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:40,377 Are you playing with me? 294 00:12:40,457 --> 00:12:41,857 I'm in no mood for a joke. 295 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,897 There's a private client. 296 00:12:43,977 --> 00:12:45,217 Very elite. 297 00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:46,777 She has rejected everyone. 298 00:12:46,897 --> 00:12:48,977 She needs a hardcore trainer like you for personal training. 299 00:12:49,297 --> 00:12:50,577 They say they need a personal trainer... 300 00:12:50,657 --> 00:12:52,417 ...but they end up treating you like a personal assistant. 301 00:12:52,617 --> 00:12:53,457 It's a lot of money. 302 00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:56,297 And you'll have to travel with the client as well. 303 00:12:56,457 --> 00:12:57,257 Set life. 304 00:13:01,937 --> 00:13:02,817 Give me the number. 305 00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,297 It's a high profile client. 306 00:13:04,737 --> 00:13:06,257 I'll pass on your message to her team. 307 00:13:06,497 --> 00:13:07,457 They'll get in touch with you. 308 00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:11,257 You know, you don't look it but you're a pretty stand-up guy. 309 00:13:11,617 --> 00:13:13,097 Was that an abuse or a compliment? 310 00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:14,937 You're the one who comes to me to get tortured! 311 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:24,097 Kavya, where are the depositions? 312 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,257 What? I am talking to you! 313 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,217 Ma'am, me? 314 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,217 Yes. 315 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,097 But ma'am, I'm Prachi. 316 00:13:33,297 --> 00:13:34,497 And that's what I said. 317 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,537 No, ma'am. You said Kavya. 318 00:13:42,857 --> 00:13:44,257 I'm…I'm so sorry. 319 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,697 Prachi, right? 320 00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:48,377 You know Kavya was my previous associate so... 321 00:13:48,377 --> 00:13:49,537 ...just a little confusion. 322 00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:51,417 Can I have the deposition, please? 323 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,337 Sure ma'am. 324 00:13:58,977 --> 00:13:59,977 Two weeks. 325 00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:01,257 My periods are two weeks late. 326 00:14:01,537 --> 00:14:02,377 They're never late. 327 00:14:02,857 --> 00:14:03,657 I'm not pregnant. 328 00:14:03,737 --> 00:14:05,417 Unless it's an immaculate conception. 329 00:14:06,937 --> 00:14:08,617 Don't worry, you're not pregnant. 330 00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:10,217 Thank God! 331 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:12,617 Not that I have a problem with babies. 332 00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:14,137 I don't mind babies. I like babies. 333 00:14:14,377 --> 00:14:15,017 But tell me something… 334 00:14:15,097 --> 00:14:17,097 …why do all women need to feel maternal? 335 00:14:17,537 --> 00:14:20,097 I think perpetuating the myth of the maternal instinct... 336 00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:21,417 ...actually harms women. 337 00:14:21,697 --> 00:14:23,737 And impairs their growth. 338 00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:24,857 Don't you think? 339 00:14:26,537 --> 00:14:29,297 I know I'm a gynac but as a doctor can I ask you a question? 340 00:14:29,617 --> 00:14:30,217 Sure. 341 00:14:30,657 --> 00:14:32,537 When was the first time you started exhibiting... 342 00:14:32,617 --> 00:14:34,097 ...signs of compulsive behavior? 343 00:14:39,497 --> 00:14:39,977 Like this? 344 00:14:40,057 --> 00:14:41,097 I just don't... 345 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:44,297 You know what…as a Muslim, I've never felt like a minority. 346 00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:45,697 But as a woman I have. 347 00:14:45,897 --> 00:14:47,657 Amina, c'mon... 348 00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:49,897 Arundhati Roy has just now won the Booker. 349 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,177 Ya…Diana Haydon is Ms. World. 350 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:53,777 Phoolan Devi just got elected to parliament. 351 00:14:53,857 --> 00:14:55,217 Ya… Indian women are everywhere. 352 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:55,857 Please. 353 00:14:55,977 --> 00:14:57,617 Three women amongst a million men. 354 00:14:57,817 --> 00:14:59,137 And we should celebrate! 355 00:15:00,057 --> 00:15:03,217 We can't even sell a car without a half naked woman. 356 00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:06,137 Women are looked upon as sexual beings! 357 00:15:06,217 --> 00:15:08,017 Look at the kind of songs we have. 358 00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:10,097 "You bloody sexy thing!" 359 00:15:10,337 --> 00:15:12,657 Damini, what do you have to say to this? 360 00:15:13,457 --> 00:15:16,097 C'mon, Mahesh. She's just a child. What would she know? 361 00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:18,617 No, no, we don't differentiate in this house. Right? 362 00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:22,137 Mama…I'm hungry. 363 00:15:22,457 --> 00:15:24,017 Food's ready in the kitchen, sweetheart. 364 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,457 Go have it. Good girl. 365 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,177 So I'm going to recommend… 366 00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:56,457 …a therapist. 367 00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:58,057 A therapist? Yep. 368 00:15:58,777 --> 00:15:59,617 As in a shrink? 369 00:16:00,337 --> 00:16:01,497 I don't need a shrink. 370 00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:04,057 It's my shitty hormones and vagina that need fixing. 371 00:16:04,217 --> 00:16:05,097 Not my brain. 372 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,657 Your vagina is fine. 373 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:11,577 It's perfect. 374 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:20,537 To a great first date. 375 00:16:20,537 --> 00:16:21,137 To a great first date. 376 00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:22,137 Proost! 377 00:16:25,377 --> 00:16:26,817 Proost means cheers in Dutch. 378 00:16:27,177 --> 00:16:27,537 Oh... 379 00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:28,017 Okay… 380 00:16:28,097 --> 00:16:29,777 You know, I mean I just love to travel. 381 00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:31,897 Like especially since I got that new chartered airplane. 382 00:16:31,977 --> 00:16:33,737 You know my friend's dad also owns one. 383 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:35,257 Yeah well, you know, that's the difference. 384 00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:36,737 I'm a self-made man, Sindhi. 385 00:16:37,937 --> 00:16:38,617 Siddhi. 386 00:16:38,777 --> 00:16:39,657 Siddhi, ya of course. 387 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:40,937 Look, to be honest Siddhi… 388 00:16:41,057 --> 00:16:42,257 Everytime I come to India… 389 00:16:42,337 --> 00:16:45,737 …my parents set me up with some eligible girl. 390 00:16:45,977 --> 00:16:49,137 But somehow I've never really found someone who truly gets me. 391 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,217 Like the real me. 392 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:50,937 You know what I'm saying? 393 00:16:51,057 --> 00:16:52,977 I think I need to meet someone who knows where I've come from… 394 00:16:53,057 --> 00:16:54,577 …and where I'm going. 395 00:16:55,457 --> 00:16:56,977 Hibiscus. Have you heard of us? 396 00:16:57,977 --> 00:16:59,057 Not really. 397 00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:01,097 But, you know, my friend Damini? She has her own company… 398 00:17:01,177 --> 00:17:03,617 Yeah, well I mean, I'm sure that's great for her here in Mumbai… 399 00:17:03,697 --> 00:17:05,217 …but babe, you're really nothing till you haven't... 400 00:17:05,297 --> 00:17:06,257 ...made it big in Silicon Valley. 401 00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:07,417 I mean, c'mon… 402 00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:08,537 Oh…okay. 403 00:17:09,377 --> 00:17:10,777 It's like, you know, Mark is my neighbor. 404 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:12,137 Mark? 405 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:13,657 Zuckerberg? Facebook? 406 00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:14,657 Really?! Ya. 407 00:17:14,777 --> 00:17:16,697 So do you guys like hang out and stuff? 408 00:17:16,857 --> 00:17:18,697 Well, we go to the same coffee shop. 409 00:17:20,217 --> 00:17:22,177 So do Salman and I but we're not friends. 410 00:17:22,297 --> 00:17:22,937 Rushdie? 411 00:17:24,297 --> 00:17:24,897 Khan. 412 00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:26,177 Salman Khan? 413 00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:28,857 I hate Bollywood. 414 00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:49,417 You know, as a kid, when I used to travel to America… 415 00:17:49,537 --> 00:17:51,937 …I used to love sticking my head out of the sunroof. 416 00:17:53,257 --> 00:17:54,497 Driver, sunroof. 417 00:17:56,377 --> 00:17:57,057 Really?! 418 00:17:58,017 --> 00:17:58,537 Ya. 419 00:18:20,297 --> 00:18:23,377 God! Your feet are so beautiful! 420 00:18:24,697 --> 00:18:26,697 If your feet were on a dating app… 421 00:18:26,777 --> 00:18:30,017 …you'd get maximum right swipes baby! 422 00:18:30,617 --> 00:18:32,497 Owww! What the fuck! 423 00:18:32,537 --> 00:18:33,537 Oh my God! I'm so sorry! 424 00:18:33,617 --> 00:18:35,137 I really didn't mean to… shit! Blood! Blood! 425 00:18:35,257 --> 00:18:36,857 I think you've broken my nose, you psycho! 426 00:18:36,937 --> 00:18:37,737 Oops. 427 00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:39,297 What am I going to do? I love my nose! 428 00:18:39,457 --> 00:18:41,497 According to Leonardo Da Vinci's golden ratio… 429 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,937 …my nose is perfect for my face! 430 00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:45,297 Listen, relax! It's just a nose bleed! 431 00:18:45,377 --> 00:18:47,497 What?! Are you crazy?! What if it's permanently damaged?! 432 00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:48,737 God! 433 00:18:49,457 --> 00:18:50,297 What are you doing?! 434 00:18:50,777 --> 00:18:53,017 I don't have a tissue but here…use this. 435 00:18:53,017 --> 00:18:53,897 Oh my God. No! 436 00:18:53,897 --> 00:18:55,257 You want me to put this on my face?! 437 00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:56,417 It's not used. 438 00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,257 Driver, stop the car. 439 00:19:03,737 --> 00:19:04,537 Seriously? 440 00:19:04,537 --> 00:19:05,257 Shut up! 441 00:19:11,977 --> 00:19:13,617 What did you tell Sneha? 442 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:14,537 Simple. 443 00:19:14,657 --> 00:19:16,377 That Pawan is a non vegetarian. 444 00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:18,617 And will expect the same from me after marriage. 445 00:19:19,697 --> 00:19:20,537 Shame… 446 00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:24,177 John Mayer has said 'My body is a wonderland'. 447 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,217 How can I just defile… Ooh! Chicken wings! 448 00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:29,737 By the way, Kavya called Varun Mr. Grumpy. 449 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:32,497 Anj, you're still obsessing with that girl. 450 00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:37,297 She is playing a game with me and I will not… 451 00:19:37,497 --> 00:19:38,137 Shit! 452 00:19:38,257 --> 00:19:38,897 Woah! 453 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,777 I'm so sorry. My bad! 454 00:19:40,777 --> 00:19:41,657 Nice catch, Jeh. 455 00:19:42,857 --> 00:19:44,457 Guys! Samara Kapoor! 456 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,617 Guess who yelled at her… 457 00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:48,697 And I still feel shit about it. 458 00:19:48,777 --> 00:19:50,297 She is my childhood crush. 459 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:51,777 I love her! 460 00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:54,297 I mean she's bubbly, she's pretty, she's hot… 461 00:19:54,297 --> 00:19:56,017 I wish I could take her to the fields... 462 00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:58,017 ...and do some body weight exercises with her! 463 00:19:59,297 --> 00:20:00,177 One more time. 464 00:20:01,057 --> 00:20:02,857 I've got the trick now. Siddhi, c'mon do something. 465 00:20:03,057 --> 00:20:03,777 Something. 466 00:20:04,297 --> 00:20:04,697 Sneha! 467 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,377 Look up and smile bitches! 468 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:26,857 Hey, all good? 469 00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:29,057 What? 470 00:20:29,737 --> 00:20:30,377 Nothing. 471 00:20:31,537 --> 00:20:32,937 Hey, can I ask you a question? 472 00:20:33,977 --> 00:20:34,497 Ya... 473 00:20:34,657 --> 00:20:36,417 How come you've been hanging back here lately? 474 00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:38,897 Is that a problem? 475 00:20:39,057 --> 00:20:40,297 No, no. Not at all. 476 00:20:40,897 --> 00:20:41,897 Of course not. I'm... 477 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:42,977 I'm just curious. 478 00:20:46,737 --> 00:20:49,497 I've just been stressed with work lately… 479 00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:55,137 And I guess I don't feel like going back... 480 00:20:55,537 --> 00:20:57,657 ...to that empty house all alone anymore. 481 00:20:59,777 --> 00:21:01,537 The walls feel like they're... 482 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,777 ...closing in on me. 483 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,017 You know what I mean? 484 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,497 Trust me, I do. 485 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,857 The Japanese have invented something. 486 00:21:11,497 --> 00:21:13,777 It's called the boyfriend-girlfriend coat. 487 00:21:15,177 --> 00:21:17,417 So you wear it and… 488 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,137 then it hugs you and… 489 00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:22,017 ...asks you how your day was. 490 00:21:30,057 --> 00:21:31,537 I should leave. No wait. 491 00:21:31,897 --> 00:21:32,537 Hang on. 492 00:21:33,537 --> 00:21:34,257 What? 493 00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:42,417 Japanese single malt. 494 00:21:46,497 --> 00:21:48,297 To the dichotomy of living alone. 495 00:21:48,737 --> 00:21:50,017 Can't live with someone… 496 00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:51,297 Can't live without someone? 497 00:21:53,017 --> 00:21:54,857 Cheers. Cheers. 498 00:21:58,897 --> 00:21:59,737 I love it. 499 00:22:11,457 --> 00:22:12,457 Hi Anj… 500 00:22:12,657 --> 00:22:13,377 Hey… 501 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:18,937 She sleeping? 502 00:22:19,537 --> 00:22:20,217 Ya... 503 00:22:21,457 --> 00:22:22,257 What's going on? 504 00:22:23,337 --> 00:22:24,177 You want to come in? 505 00:22:26,537 --> 00:22:28,097 No, I'm sorry I… 506 00:22:28,377 --> 00:22:30,617 …I shouldn't be disturbing you at this hour. 507 00:22:30,777 --> 00:22:31,577 Look... 508 00:22:32,057 --> 00:22:33,177 Kavya's not home. 509 00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:34,057 Please. 510 00:22:35,017 --> 00:22:36,777 Just come inside. 511 00:22:36,777 --> 00:22:38,577 Don't be so formal. 512 00:22:45,337 --> 00:22:46,217 Coffee? 513 00:22:47,457 --> 00:22:49,657 The one thing I did well… 514 00:22:49,937 --> 00:22:51,057 ...when we were married. 515 00:22:52,017 --> 00:22:53,057 No, I'm fine. 516 00:22:54,217 --> 00:22:54,737 Come. 517 00:22:57,697 --> 00:23:00,777 Actually, we were watching TV… 518 00:23:00,937 --> 00:23:02,177 …there were these cartoons on. 519 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,857 And she fell asleep here so... It's… 520 00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:06,177 It's okay. 521 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:07,697 Sit. 522 00:23:14,177 --> 00:23:16,377 Sometimes I can't believe she's ours. 523 00:23:20,017 --> 00:23:22,097 Remember as a baby how she would sleep? 524 00:23:22,577 --> 00:23:24,097 Those little froggy legs. 525 00:23:25,017 --> 00:23:27,697 And her arms by the side of her head. 526 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:29,977 She's too beautiful. 527 00:23:33,057 --> 00:23:34,377 And we created that. 528 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,137 Can you imagine? 529 00:23:39,057 --> 00:23:39,737 We. 530 00:23:40,097 --> 00:23:40,977 The two of us. 531 00:23:41,937 --> 00:23:43,337 Two complete nutcases… 532 00:23:44,097 --> 00:23:45,257 …created that. 533 00:23:51,777 --> 00:23:54,017 Shit. I totally forgot to tell you. 534 00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:57,657 Kavya had written down that dosa recipe. 535 00:23:57,857 --> 00:23:59,057 And she said to give it to you. 536 00:24:04,857 --> 00:24:06,617 You know, I think I'll just book a cab. 537 00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:09,537 I have like a 9am meeting. 538 00:24:13,137 --> 00:24:14,417 Ya? Ya. 539 00:24:16,577 --> 00:24:17,177 You sure? 540 00:24:25,537 --> 00:24:26,177 Rish. 541 00:24:27,137 --> 00:24:27,697 Hi… 542 00:24:28,297 --> 00:24:28,977 Hi, hottie. 543 00:24:30,857 --> 00:24:31,937 When did you get into town? 544 00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:33,057 Just this weekend. 545 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:35,137 A message would've been nice. 546 00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:37,617 Ya but this is so much more spontaneous. 547 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:38,497 And… 548 00:24:39,617 --> 00:24:40,217 Sexy. 549 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:52,537 Did you come? 550 00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:54,697 Nope. 551 00:24:55,457 --> 00:24:56,137 No? 552 00:24:56,457 --> 00:24:56,977 Okay... 553 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:20,897 Every time. 554 00:25:21,777 --> 00:25:22,657 Every time. 555 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:33,257 How's work? 556 00:25:34,537 --> 00:25:36,057 Same old, same old. 557 00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:40,297 Always the secretive Damini. 558 00:25:50,017 --> 00:25:50,817 Rishabh… 559 00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:53,857 Let me stay tonight… 560 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,137 You know me. You know how I am… 561 00:25:58,217 --> 00:25:59,617 Ya...I know. 562 00:25:59,857 --> 00:26:00,857 I know.