Do we really want what we think we want?
Or is it only when we get what we want,
...that we understand if we want it because we want it or...
...want it because we think we want it.
One, two, three, four...
I declare a thumb war.
Yes! I won.
What do you get?
Squat.
By the way, your family driver is fully shocked.
So?
I don't care.
Do you?
Let's go to the Maldives? You and me.
The sand. White bikini.
On or off.
Just enjoy the moment.
And...
...I might show you my white bra.
On.
And off.
Fuck!
Where has this sexy nymph been hiding all this while?
Took a while to wade through the traffic.
Sexy and funny.
What else have you been hiding from me, Ms. Patel?
Leaving?
Ya.
Aren't those the rules?
Stay?
And what about your cocoon?
You can be my cocoon.
Why not. It's been my childhood ambition.
To be someone's cocoon.
Perfect.
Mom!
Happy Diwali Umi!
Pinky... -What were you up to?
We've been ringing the bell for so long.
You've come unannounced.
We wanted to surprise you.
And we wanted to experience...
...Mumbai's famous festival of lights!
Come...
I got it.
Coffee.
Mr. Workaholic.
Thanks.
Just thanks?
Mehta and Mehta's file is pending.
Yes but...
...you can take a two minute break, right?
No, I actually can't.
Because my boss is a hard-ass.
She never says what she thinks.
And she doesn't think about what she says.
That's a bit harsh.
Listen,
can we please go inside and talk.
Because I have no idea what's going on here.
Ya well...I don't either.
So let's go inside and talk.
Please.
Please Arjun.
I am not your puppy.
You can't pet me when you like...
...and then send me off to a kennel when you don't.
Just because I'm younger than you...
...does not mean that I don't have feelings.
God, Arjun... -First, you yell at me in Goa.
Then you ignore me for three days. And now...
coffee!
Seriously?
Arjun, this is not easy for me.
I have a daughter.
I have responsibilities.
Yes, you don't think I know that?
Look...
I like you.
I genuinely like you, okay.
I want to be a part of your life.
Not to be some dirty secret that you hide away.
I never said that.
Please. You behave like you're embarrassed of me.
Not to be seen in public with me.
But guess what,
I'm not a toy boy.
Arjun.
Arjun, I'm really sorry if I made you feel that way.
Honestly, that was not my intention.
Listen,
I...
...really like you too.
But it's just that...
I'm very sensitive about Arya.
You know and...
I have my own shit going on with this whole...
...mommy guilt.
My own misplaced insecurities. It's...
You won't understand.
You're going to decide that for me as well?
Okay.
Dinner.
Tonight.
With Arya and me?
Please. Please.
Are you sure? -Yes, very sure.
Okay, I think I'd like that.
Okay.
And now you get back to work...
...before your hard-ass boss...
...catches you bunking work.
Yes, Ms. Menon.
Morning, viral sensation.
Viral?
Like your article on the troll cells?
It's gone viral.
What?
Yes!
30,000 shares? -Yes.
Where's my phone?
7,000 retweets.
9,400 mentions on Twitter.
Oh my God!
You trolled the trolls!
I have to call Vaibhav and...
Karan and that...
...crazy Asha.
They'll be fucking jumping in joy!
Damini, according to your story,
there is a powerful person behind all this.
Largely, trolls...
...have paid jobs.
They hide behind their anonymity and...
...spew venom on whoever they are told to.
In this case, the main culprit is...
...the big guy.
Top industrialist Badani.
In order to save his politician friends and...
...secure his business interests,
he runs these troll cells.
Don't you think these trolls will retaliate?
Take their revenge on you?
These people won't even show their faces.
Why would I fear them?
Good evening, Ma'am.
Good evening. -Good evening.
Stop it.
What?
I bought wine...
...which...
Hey!
Hi.
I thought...
...you two were coming over tomorrow for the...
...festival thing.
No...
It was...it was...
...it was today. -Today. Today.
Ya.
Oh...
Ya. Of course.
Of course, I remember.
Of course.
Should we?
Of course!
Ya, please.
Hi, I'm...
I'm Kavya, by the way.
Arjun.
That's Varun.
Arya's dad.
Ya.
Arjun and I...
...work together.
Oh. -Nice.
You look...
...fairly young to be a lawyer.
Oh no, just an intern.
Intern? -Ya.
I'd be careful if I was you, you know.
These buildings...
They're not very comfortable with...
...uncultured behavior.
So...
CCTV cameras so...
...you don't know who's watching.
Please, go ahead. -No.
After you.
No, you first.
Bro...
I was the first one.
You go first.
Okay.
So what is this?
Reliving your youth?
Actually, living it for the first time.
Does HR know about this?
I'm in it just for the sex.
Wow.
You should be a stand-up comedian.
Well, after our divorce, you now know that...
...I'm funny too.
See what I mean.
Very funny.
Let's join these two. Put this one here.
Put blue here.
Okay...
Miss Bossy Pants.
Blue.
Just like her mother. -Ya?
Dadda says Pookie Aunty bossy pants.
Pookie Aunty bossy pants?
Pookie Aunty. -Pookie Aunty bossy pants!
Before introducing him to Arya,
couldn't you have waited a few days?
Like you did?
Ya, like I did.
Six months.
Only after that did I introduce Kayva to her.
Everybody can't be as perfect as you are.
Mr. Tighty-Whitey Varun Khanna.
I wear boxers now.
Airing yourself out?
Does Kavya want a baby?
Maybe.
See that's the difference now.
Kavya would like to have a child.
And you would like to date one.
That's really below the belt.
Babe, everything is below the belt.
What?
You guys started drinking without us?
Sorry... -So sorry...
C'mon.
Okay.
Why are you behaving like this?
Like what?
Like you're...
...jealous or something.
Jealous?
No.
Don't be ridiculous.
Hey guys! Who wants some pizza?
Me! Me!
Pizza! Pizza! -Pizza! Pizza!
Pizza! Pizza! -I'll be up for some pizza.
Pizza! Pizza! -Pizza! Pizza!
Hey Damini!
Dr. War...
Aamir... -Ya.
Hi...
Been busy?
No replies to my texts, my calls.
My birthday wishes.
I was in Goa for my birthday and...
...my phone wasn't working.
Sorry.
Also been really swamped with work...
...ever since I got back so...
Being swamped with work is the best way to be.
But you look like you need a drink.
Can I...
...offer you one?
No, no...I'm fine. -C'mon.
I've been meaning to go in for the longest time.
But I'm okay...
Really, I'm fine... -C'mon!
C'mon, one drink. -It's...okay...
It's fine, c'mon. -I...
Anything else?
No, thank you.
Dee?
Yes, your friends call you Dee, right?
Ms. Rizvi Roy.
Actually, I'm quite a regular at this bar.
Me and my friends.
Not that I'm an alcoholic.
We're here a couple of times a week.
Which means I will have to...
...become a regular here.
Sorry?
From the clinic to the cafe...
...to the bar around the corner.
Here's to us...
...becoming regulars.
Quit smoking.
It's wreaking havoc on your body.
Cheater.
You're stubbing a finished cigarette.
Aamir...
Oh my God.
I'm sorry, I just...
Just needed some stock.
Jeh!
You're with that boy?
No, no, nothing like that. I mean...
...not that we're not together. I mean...
We weren't together when you and I were...
I don't know what I'm up to.
What he's up to.
Or what we're up to.
You're so hot and...
I was low and...
...you were there and I was there...
Do you always ramble like this with everyone or...
...am I special?
Aamir, I'm really sorry.
It's okay.
Don't forget to come by for your check-up.
Fuck!
Jeh...
Hey, your friend left.
I wanted to explain.
Explain what Damini?
About what happened.
And what happened.
What you saw?
You don't have to.
Don't worry about it.
He's my doctor.
He's quite the friendly doctor, isn't he?
As in, my gynac.
As in, he was my gynac.
God, it's all coming out so wrong.
Yes it is.
There is nothing between us.
Why are you explaining yourself?
It's not like we're dating, are we?
Jeh...
Listen to me.
Hey, hey, hey...
Just chill, it's cool.
Really, okay?
Umang, this city is really nice.
I really like it here.
Mangoes out of season?
And that too Alphonso?
Let me take a look.
You said Mumbai really suits you?
It does. Why?
Then why do you look so low?
Are you crazy?
Forget it.
I've got lots of sweets for Siddhi's mother.
She will really like that.
Should I buy some vegetables? There isn't much at home.
Aren't you going to ask me how I've been?
Why don't you tell me.
Your brother and mother want me to have a baby now.
I'm taking the pill.
Why?
I'm not ready Umi.
Why don't you just tell them that?
Maybe I was never ready for marriage.
And you're saying this three years after getting married.
Not all of us have the kind of clarity you do.
What do you really want?
To live here.
With you.
Pinky,
I've bought fresh vegetables for you.
I'll make some juice for you.
Your periods will regularize.
And then we'll have good news very soon.
I ordered orchids.
What kind of florist doesn't know the difference between...
...lilies and carnations and orchids?
Wow!
Siddhi, you're glowing.
Did you get the gold facial?
No Sne...mama.
And you've used the new foundation I left for you.
Gorgeous.
You know you're actually a very pretty girl.
Thank you.
I've taken after my mother.
That is true.
Now please, keep up this perfection.
Don't mess it up.
I'll get changed quickly.
If our guests arrive, please look after them.
Shyamprasad! Where are the decorations?
Damini, we miss you so much.
And we're so sorry.
We're wimps.
And traitors.
Please don't be silly.
Without your hardwork and research,
this article wouldn't have been possible.
So...
Congratulations to all of us.
Thank you. How sweet.
And...
This is for you.
Champagne for the occasion?
You guys have become too fancy.
The champagne is to celebrate the nomination.
What nomination?
The Fearless Journalist of the Year nomination?
For the fourth time in a row, Damini.
What?
Really?
I mean...
Wow! -Wow!
To fearless journalism?
To fearless journalism!
So how is I-can-ksha?
She's busy.
With a big scoop story.
What scoop?
Morally and ethically it's all wrong.
She's outing someone.
Outing someone?
Yes.
A huge celeb.
Samara Kapoor?
Apparently, she's in a lesbian relationship.
With her personal trainer.
Stand still.
You'll ruin the pleats.
What's wrong Umi?
Are you not happy to see me?
Mom.
Since when do you worry about what your mother says?
I'm not saying it for me. It's for you.
None of this is your cup of tea.
You won't be able to adjust, Pinky.
Yes, I know.
I know your life is very exciting.
I keep seeing your photos online.
I'll change myself over time.
I'll learn to speak in English.
I'll change my appearance. I'll do it all.
What do you think?
That life in Mumbai is one big party?
It takes sweat and blood.
It takes pain.
It takes hard work.
You'll go back home in a week.
And when you do,
no one's going to give you your old life back.
I don't want to go back.
I regret letting you go once.
Pinky.
Are you angry with me?
Why are you saying my name like that?
Is there someone else?
That girl on Instagram?
You've done a full investigation, haven't you?
Don't you love me anymore?
I loved you Pinky.
A little too much but...
But you don't anymore.
Should I wear gold or diamonds around my neck?
Our hosts will prefer diamonds, won't they?
Wow!
My daughter and my daughter-in-law are looking so beautiful!
May God protect both of you.
Gorgeous!
Gold is fine?
What a pretty little girl.
Thank you. You also pretty.
Why, thank you.
Are you Mamma's Pookie aunty?
Hi! -Hi!
Festival greetings! -Festival greetings!
Festival greetings! -Hi! Festival greetings guys!
Arya, you cutie pie!
Festival greetings! -I'm Viju Patel.
Festival greetings!
Don't ruin your mood.
We're at a party.
We'll talk tomorrow.
Festival greetings! -How are you?
Hello! How's Mama? -She's fine.
Welcome, welcome.
Festival greetings!
Hi!
What are you doing?
What?
Okay, fine.
What's wrong?
Please, please.
Festival greetings! -Festival greetings!
Festival greetings, uncle.
Guys, where's Dee?
I can't wait. I really need this guys, I'm sorry.
Here.
Hey!
Hang on.
No wasting alcohol.
Festival greetings! -Festival greetings!
Umang, I need to speak to you.
Where were you?
Siddi-Piddi! -Umang!
Siddhi Patel, can you come up and join me?
Go!
Go Siddhi... -Go!
Okay, I'm going...
From diapers to kindergarten,
to all those dance routines we practised!
To dancing in Goa.
I just know that...
...Mihu-Pihu and Siddi-Piddi are forever so...
Siddi-Piddi!
Will you marry me?
Say yes!
My darling baby is getting married!
Congrats.
Welcome to the family.
Thank you.
Congratulations!
Oh my God.
Siddhi, I always wanted for you to be my daughter-in-law.
God bless you.
So excited!
Oh my God!
Sids, your 'Knight-in-shining-armour -on-a-white-horse' wish...
...actually came true!
Actually!
Mihir is scared of horses.
Sids, you're going to live in New York.
New York man!
I hate New York!
You have to walk everywhere.
And it keeps snowing there.
I hate the cold!
You'll get used to it. What's the big deal?
Ya!
And anyway, Mihir seems like a really great guy.
Ya.
It's only been a week since we've met.
Wait a second, aren't you guys childhood friends?
Sids...
What's wrong?
What happened? Why're you crying?
Sids. -What happened baby?
Did I do something wrong?
No. It's not you.
But you said yes!
Actually, I didn't say anything.
You mean, you don't want to get married?
I do.
Someday, I guess.
You guess?
I don't know.
Okay, okay...
If you do...
...get married...
...it will be to me, right?
Oh man.
Look Mihir...
You're the perfect package.
You're smart, you're intelligent.
Good looking, successful.
Classy on the outside, massy on the inside.
And you treat me like a princess.
And you make me laugh. -Then what's the problem?
That I'm parent approved?
No.
Shall we elope?
Just for thrills?
Let's just run!
You know Mihir...
I always wanted this.
Or at least I thought I wanted this.
But now I think marriage was just an excuse...
...to get Sneha off my back.
And now?
And now...
...when this is actually happening...
...Mihir, I'm really scared.
I mean, I don't even know myself yet.
How can I make such a big lifelong commitment?
And you know what?
How can the solution to all my problems in life...
...lie in finding a husband?
Mangs, they're outing her.
And you.
She has that amazing PR agency of hers.
I'm sure they're already on it, doing damage control.
They can't help her this time.
They have proof.
Photos of you and her in Goa in...
...compromising positions.
I'm sorry I can't stop the story.
This is not even your fault.
That's what I get for falling in love.
Fuck me!
So this...
...is a no? -No.
So this is a yes...
...with footnotes.
Yes.
No.
I mean...
Man!
Look Mihu-Pihu...
I also really, really like you.
A lot.
But what's the rush?
Let's...
Let's hang out a bit.
Let's travel.
Let's fight.
And then make up.
And...
...let's have some...
...great unattached sex?
Fuck! I think I just fell in love with you all over again.
Really?
You're not upset with me?
No, of course not Siddhi.
I mean...
This is what a relationship is built on right?
Trust and...
...honesty and respect.
I mean, that's the only way we'll ever be happy.
Really?
Siddi-Piddi!
Hell, even I don't know who I am.
I would love to go on this adventure with you and...
...even if we don't reach the finish line at least...
...we'll be together.
One second. One second. -Oh man...
Siddhi?