1 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,000 Does a spark 2 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,640 always lead to a fire? 3 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,960 Actually, it depends on what kind of night it is. 4 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,640 If it's a still one, 5 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,800 the spark easily dies out. 6 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:30,440 But, 7 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,720 if it's one with a turbulent wind, 8 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,480 watch out for the burning forest fire. 9 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,440 I'm a hot commodity 10 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,760 An anomaly 11 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,560 I am on my game, oh 12 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,200 I am my own damn prodigy 13 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,280 With authority 14 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,240 I am on my way, oh 15 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,320 Oh, but hey, wait a minute 16 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,880 I'm just beginning 17 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,560 I ain't gonna limit myself so 18 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,120 Going to the top now 19 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,840 To the top, to the top now 20 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,720 -Hello! -Hello! 21 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,640 Oh, my! 22 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,160 Wow! 23 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,840 -What's going on? -Oh my God, guys! 24 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,280 To the top now 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,960 Going to the top now 26 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,320 Nice! 27 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,720 -Speech! -Speech! 28 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,640 -Speech! -Speech! 29 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,480 -You guys… -Speech! 30 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,920 -Okay, I'm gonna sit for this. -I'll oblige. 31 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,120 Okay. 32 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,520 I have had this dream since I was a little girl… 33 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,000 that someday, I'd move to Bombay 34 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,920 and find my calling in life, my place in the world. 35 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,240 And finally, after five years, 36 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,960 today, I found my own place. 37 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,160 A place where I don't have to fit into any molds. 38 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,480 A place which I can call my own. 39 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,760 Umami, my fitness studio. 40 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,040 So proud! 41 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,320 Well done, Umang. 42 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,280 All this would not be possible 43 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,240 without my three beautiful witches. 44 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,160 -Yeah! -I will never forget that… 45 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,360 we met the first day that I moved to the city. 46 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,320 You guys are my lifelines. 47 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,040 -I love you. -We love you too! 48 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:31,960 Thank you. 49 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,880 And special thanks… 50 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,240 to Sids, my baby girl. 51 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,880 This is going to sound really cheesy, but you are the fuel 52 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,880 that has powered this car. 53 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,720 And I can't thank you enough. 54 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,960 We love you too, Mangs. 55 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:47,960 Hug! 56 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,080 Let them say what they want Like I care 57 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,440 I will do whatever I want 58 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,120 A little attraction And then some action 59 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,240 Hello mister, how do you do 60 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,720 Mr. Bartender please 61 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,080 Shake it baby, shake a drink for me 62 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,840 Gimme four more shots For me and my ladies 63 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,480 Let go of formalities 64 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,680 Gimme four more shots please 65 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,000 There's no time to waste now 66 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,480 Gimme four more shots please 67 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,240 Gimme four more shots please 68 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,240 Yeah, I'll send it in 15 minutes. 69 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,960 Yeah. Okay, thanks. Bye. 70 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,240 So, when did you build this mezzanine floor? 71 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:49,480 In 2014. 72 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,320 Okay. 73 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:53,720 Show me the permission letter. 74 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,120 What the fuck, Jeh! 75 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,520 What's the problem? 76 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,320 You don't like my house? 77 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,000 -Is it too small for you? -No, it's not-- 78 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,040 Because you can tell me, you know? 79 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,560 Is it about sex? 80 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,080 -Aren't you happy with me? -Damini. 81 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,320 Do you wanna see other people? 82 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,600 Can we talk about this later, please? 83 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,000 I'm sorry. 84 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,200 What is it, Jeh? 85 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,120 This round and round merry-go-round is just getting to my head. 86 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,600 Are you moving in or not? 87 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,560 Just tell me. 88 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,640 You don't wanna move in? 89 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:46,800 No… 90 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,000 I just need to sort this shit out with the municipal authorities. 91 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:51,800 Also, 92 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,240 I stay at your place three nights a week anyways. 93 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,760 I mean, we're practically living together anyways. 94 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,160 It's not the same thing, Jeh. 95 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,240 Damini, I'm tired of explaining myself to you. 96 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,360 Then, why did you return the key? 97 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,680 I was just keeping it safe! 98 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,520 Look, I want to move in. 99 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,600 Okay? I promise. 100 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,360 Okay, Molu, you have a great day. 101 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:27,800 And no sneaking the tomatoes out of the sandwiches, okay? 102 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,680 Okay. 103 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,520 -Love you. -Dada's hug. 104 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,320 Bye, baby! 105 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,080 Okay, I'm gonna go. 106 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,640 -I'll see-- -Can you drop me off at home? 107 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,880 I mean, to Kavya's. 108 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:42,560 Yeah, sure. 109 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:43,800 Come, let's go. 110 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:48,040 So, here at Umami, we focus on personal training. 111 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,640 -It's quality over quantity. -Yes, I understand. 112 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,520 By the way, you must have a lot of celebrity clients, right? 113 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:55,720 Why, do you? 114 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,600 I once hung out with Ranveer at an audition. 115 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,320 -He was auditioning? -No, I was. 116 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,640 Do you want to be an actor or a personal trainer? 117 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,960 I want to be a trainer until I become an actor. 118 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,360 Good luck with that, then. 119 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,600 -Thanks, Anj. -Bye! 120 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,800 Sir, sir! 121 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,600 Sir. Please, sir. 122 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,440 What happened, Mr. Yadav? Why did you lock the gate? 123 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,080 You're not allowed in, sir. 124 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,000 What do you mean? 125 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,480 Sir, madam has forbidden it. 126 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,920 I can't enter my own house? 127 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,360 Sorry, sir. 128 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,360 Open the gate, or else I'll have to speak to the secretary. 129 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,600 He knows, sir. 130 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,360 Open the gate! 131 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:00,920 Sir! 132 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,240 Sir, you'll fall! 133 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,040 -Mr. Khanna, please stop this circus! -Yeah, scream. 134 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,920 Good morning to you as well, good morning. 135 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,040 -I'll call Mrs. Khanna. -Madam! 136 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,320 Sir, get down! 137 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,480 -You'll be screaming in prison now! -Madam! 138 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,400 -Sir, you'll fall! -Oh, shit! 139 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,080 -Kavya! -Varun, stop it! 140 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:14,960 You stop it! 141 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,880 Why do you insist on acting like a monkey? 142 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,240 Kavs, what's going on? 143 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,800 I can't even go into my own house? 144 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,320 Both our names are on the paperwork, okay? 145 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:25,840 Exactly. 146 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,440 Both. You and me. Both! 147 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,480 Just look at you! 148 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,520 Look at you, you immature idiot! 149 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,400 Two marriages, two kids, 150 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,160 and you're still waltzing around like a headless chicken! 151 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:38,640 Leave! 152 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,280 Just leave! 153 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,560 Varun. 154 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:46,440 Varun. 155 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,840 Please, let's go. 156 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,800 Varun, let's go! 157 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,200 Come down. 158 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:58,480 Careful. 159 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,400 Let's go. 160 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,640 Choose push-ups over push-up bras. 161 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,640 If you can't do it, how will you make the clients do it? 162 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,640 I can do a couple to demonstrate, no big deal. 163 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,640 I'm just gonna unfollow you… 164 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,120 and block you also. 165 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,160 Thank you so much. 166 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,120 Yo! 167 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:37,600 Hi! 168 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,200 I'm Sean. 169 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,640 I'm here for the-- 170 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:47,240 Swimmer? 171 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,600 State level. 172 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:50,880 You didn't get selected for the Nationals? 173 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,080 I wasn't that good. 174 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,760 Such honesty. Okay. 175 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:55,880 It is what it is. 176 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,040 Actually, 177 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,840 my trainer and I got a little bit obsessed and… 178 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,040 pushed myself too hard, tore my ligaments-- 179 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,720 -So, you switched to yoga. -Yeah! 180 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,040 Isn't it a little too easy? 181 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,360 Actually, on the contrary, 182 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:10,640 it's quite difficult. 183 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,640 Yoga changes your body and your mind. 184 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,720 Don't you find it monotonous to follow the same discipline every day? 185 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:17,840 Well… 186 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,640 that's how you become an expert, so. 187 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,640 Also, now, I don't have to do 80 kg squats anymore. 188 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:27,840 Fair enough. 189 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,000 Okay. 190 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,600 Then, let's do something else. 191 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,280 Three-minute plank. 192 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,480 Let's go. 193 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,240 Could you make it two minutes and 56 seconds, please? 194 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,520 Because I have never crossed two minutes and 57 seconds and 195 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,520 I don't wanna lose my self-respect. 196 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,760 -Alright. -What? 197 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,960 Your truth bombs… I'm trying to get used to them. 198 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,760 Should I keep going, or… 199 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,280 -No, you can get up. -Okay. 200 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,600 Last question. Why yoga? 201 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,880 Because it's better than being addicted to selfies, 202 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,320 or junk food, or alcohol, or drugs. 203 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,080 -You were an addict? -Yeah. 204 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,640 What was your drug of choice? 205 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,080 Everything. 206 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,120 When I didn't get selected for the Nationals, 207 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,480 I would… 208 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:27,640 smoke, shoot, snort, pop, fuck, eat, I mean… 209 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,760 you name it, 210 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:29,640 I did it. 211 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,240 Okay. 212 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,400 Welcome to Umami. 213 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,760 Get ready to rumble! 214 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,480 Thanks. 215 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:44,640 Great! 216 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:49,720 So, tell me. 217 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,760 Who is Dhananjay Deshpande? 218 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:54,760 Why don't you tell me? 219 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,240 Four generations ago, 220 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,120 your grandfather was amongst India's biggest politicians. 221 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,080 And then, politics became your family business. 222 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,400 You're privileged… 223 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:06,880 and entitled. 224 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,320 You don't date Indian girls. 225 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,120 Although, there was one… 226 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,920 from the royal family of Kewar. 227 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:15,920 Right? 228 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,160 You're so far removed from the real India. 229 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,480 You actually have no idea 230 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,800 about the day-to-day struggles of the common man. 231 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,120 Is that how you see me? 232 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,240 That's how everyone in India sees you. 233 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,680 Now, that's not how I want to be seen. 234 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,760 Fair enough. So, you tell me. 235 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,840 In your opinion, who is Dhananjay Deshpande? 236 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:46,880 Sometimes, 237 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,600 his father's son. 238 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,520 And sometimes, his granddad's grandson. 239 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,680 A boy who went to… 240 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,640 an elite boarding school in the hills. 241 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,720 A boy who would see his family only during summer vacations. 242 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,680 A boy who was bullied. 243 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,880 So, that boy had to… 244 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,440 pretend to be strong, 245 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,640 and face his bullies. 246 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:14,920 And maybe, 247 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,680 I am still that boy today. 248 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,280 A boy pretending to be a man who is pretending to be strong… 249 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,000 and facing his bullies. 250 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,640 Who didn't want to be a politician but an architect. 251 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:30,520 I love drawing. 252 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,400 I still do, in fact. 253 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,120 But all that said… 254 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:38,480 now that I'm here, 255 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,480 I want to do the best I can. 256 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,120 Because when the going gets tough, I stick around. 257 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,400 It's a childhood habit. 258 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,360 When you look in the mirror, who do you see? 259 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,160 I'm not a good son. 260 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,400 I… I just pretend to be. 261 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,840 I would listen to my dad, but I couldn't understand him. 262 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,920 Some decisions that he made for the party… 263 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,160 make me very mad. 264 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,320 What do you think his worst quality is? 265 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,960 That he lives in his echo chamber. 266 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,800 That man genuinely can't take criticism. 267 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,960 However I may be, 268 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,440 I am willing and able to learn. 269 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,920 And I want to learn. 270 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,760 We can work with this. 271 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,600 New guard versus old guard. 272 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,040 It's always good. 273 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,120 Wow. 274 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,440 I feel naked. 275 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,440 Stripped and whipped. 276 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,160 But today was good, thank you. 277 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,080 I will take your leave. 278 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,280 Thank you. 279 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,040 -Hey. -Oh God! 280 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,120 -Hey! -I was just trying to call you. 281 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,000 I was passing by, thought I'd give you a ride. 282 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,480 Thanks. 283 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,600 -Dhananjay. -Jeh. 284 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,440 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too. 285 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,880 Jeh owns this bar at Kala Ghoda. 286 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:19,680 Truck Bar? 287 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,200 Nice. I'd love to check it out sometime. 288 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,120 Would love to have you. 289 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,840 Actually… 290 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,480 he just got served a notice by the municipal authorities 291 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,240 regarding some violations, you know, and 292 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:35,360 Jeh has never broken the law, so it just feels like they're after him. 293 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:36,680 You know? 294 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,920 You know, I think I can help you out. 295 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,960 The mayor's a close family friend. 296 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,720 Thank you. 297 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,240 Look, it's nice of you to offer, but… 298 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,320 I'm taking care of it. Thanks. 299 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,560 Sure. 300 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,760 Let me know… if you change your mind. 301 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,080 Mr. Khan, with this company, 302 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,560 the right thing to do would be to establish a precedent. 303 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,640 You know, I was thinking… 304 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,160 let's go completely offensive on this one? 305 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,320 Honestly… 306 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:11,880 I don't care. 307 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,640 I just want to win. 308 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,160 If you both could decide on one strategy, I think it would be better for the case. 309 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,040 Right. 310 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,440 Okay, let's do this. 311 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,400 Let's start with an offensive argument, 312 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,640 and then, we'll establish a precedent. 313 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,120 Besides, we have ethical… 314 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,640 and moral advantages. 315 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,200 There's no way they can win. 316 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,440 Mr. Khan, I say we scare the shit out of them. 317 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,880 And then, bury them in paperwork. 318 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,680 That sounds good. 319 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,680 -All the very best. -Thank you. 320 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,760 -Thank you, Shashank. -Thank you. 321 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,080 -Thank you, guys, for coming in. -Thank you. 322 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,320 This means that we still got it. 323 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,440 Like a team. 324 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,040 Let's go. 325 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,360 -Good job, Ms. Menon. -You too, Mr. Bose. 326 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:10,960 I don't trust this guy. 327 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,480 Come on, girls, I've got this! 328 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,440 Nothing is more important to me than work. 329 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,560 Hey, Sids, it's Stand-up Night tonight. 330 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,640 Should we go? 331 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:21,880 Don't you miss it? 332 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,920 -I don't. -But look who's on the lineup. 333 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,000 Who? 334 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,400 Yeah, whatever. 335 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,200 He's just an ex, we're totally cool. 336 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,440 -Okay? -Just an ex? 337 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,920 How many of your exes are here? 338 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,680 They just keep coming back. 339 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,680 -Dude, Dr. Warsi! -Where? 340 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,800 -"They just keep coming back!" -So funny. 341 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:50,880 How fast do they "come"? 342 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,640 Hey. 343 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,640 Amit, what's up? 344 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,200 Hi. 345 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,520 I just wanted to wish you luck with your set. 346 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,120 Break a leg. 347 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:07,960 Thanks. 348 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,760 So, all okay? 349 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,400 Yes. 350 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,320 Unless you're planning on ruining something. 351 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,800 Why would you say that? 352 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,080 I shouldn't have. 353 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,400 I heard about your dad. 354 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,680 I wanted to call, but… 355 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,560 Sorry. 356 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,320 Thanks. 357 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,400 I just… 358 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,800 No hard feelings, I hope? 359 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,240 Next up is Amit… 360 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,760 who needs no permit to be funny and brave. 361 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,160 Thanks, man. 362 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,160 Hey, guys! 363 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,280 Hope everyone's having a fun evening! 364 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,200 -Yeah! -Yes! 365 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,400 How are y'all feeling tonight? 366 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,200 -Amazing! -Amazing! 367 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,240 Oh, nice. I wish I could say that, because… 368 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,520 I, myself, am feeling slightly weird. 369 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,560 -Why? -Because-- 370 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,880 Because right before coming on stage, I just bumped into my ex. 371 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,000 Yeah. And when I asked her why, 372 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,440 she said, 373 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,240 "I just wanna wish you good luck for your set, 374 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 break a leg." 375 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,200 And knowing her, she actually might want me to break my fucking leg, you know? 376 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:29,400 She happens to be this entitled, privileged, snob from Sobo, 377 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,480 who has nothing in common with the people of the rest of the city. 378 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,160 There's that joke, right? 379 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,760 "Bro, is Saki Naka in Japan?" I think it's based on her. 380 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,440 When she left her home to come to Bandra for the first time, 381 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,280 she saw an auto-rickshaw on the road, 382 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,800 she was like, "Oh! A tuk-tuk!" 383 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,480 And then, she had a problem with my flat. 384 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,080 But I don't really blame her for that. 385 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,080 I mean, her bathroom's bigger than my whole house. 386 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,040 When she came over, 387 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,040 she saw the ceiling fan spinning overhead, and she was like, "What's that?" 388 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,440 And I think between me and the AC, she probably chose the AC. 389 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,800 But do you know what was worse than the privilege? 390 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,520 It was the sex. 391 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,800 Like, she would just lie there, like a pillow, and 392 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,160 fake an orgasm. 393 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,960 Like, I was that naive. 394 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,400 I mean, you could've done some work. It takes two, right? 395 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,560 -Yeah! -Yeah! 396 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,800 And after all of this, in her head, 397 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:37,080 she's the victim, like, "Oh, people see me as a fat girl!" 398 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,200 I don't know, maybe accept that you're fat. 399 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,080 And get off the couch and work out once in a while. 400 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:47,240 "Oh, my mommy doesn't love me!" Oh, boo-fuckin-hoo, man, who cares? 401 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,400 "Oh, I don't have a job!" 402 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,760 Oh, maybe because you don't have any skills! 403 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,240 And then, what genuinely hurt 404 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,560 was that she used me for her stand-up gigs, 405 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,760 and she is the victim. 406 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,560 I'm anything but a victim! 407 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,320 Don't sit there and troll me. 408 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,520 If you want to say something, come and say it on the stage. 409 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,280 -Gladly. -Go, Siddhi! 410 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,760 You were saying… 411 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,440 I said I'm not a victim! 412 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,800 Guys, I don't know if you can tell, but she is the ex. 413 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,320 And thank God for that, right? 414 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:26,280 If I had so much hate in my heart, I would've died of toxicity by now. 415 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,200 Wow. 416 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,920 She breaks my heart, and I can't even say "ouch." 417 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,160 This was not an "ouch," Amit. 418 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,640 This was a personal attack! 419 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,000 This was hate speech! 420 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,040 Hate speech? 421 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,800 Clearly, somebody doesn't watch the evening news, right? 422 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:43,000 But tell me, seriously, what did I do to deserve this end? 423 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,440 Okay, sure. 424 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,480 Where should I begin? Oh, wait! 425 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:52,800 I had to fake an orgasm because I had to protect your fragile ego. 426 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,080 Nice! 427 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,920 And that's what most women do, by the way. 428 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,960 -Yes! -And I used to lie there like a pillow? 429 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,080 Really? 430 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,560 You didn't really give me time to do much. 431 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,920 Ever heard of the word, what is that, guys? 432 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,560 -Foreplay? -Really? 433 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,720 You know, he had a fixed sex set, like a comedy set. 434 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,800 Kiss, kiss, nibble, nibble, gobble, gobble, ten seconds, and done. 435 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,880 Every single time. 436 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,800 Guys, you know what time it is? 437 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,000 It's time for me to mention "Girlfriendgate." 438 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,800 I called her my girlfriend on stage once… 439 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,720 she lost the fucking plot. 440 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,680 Yes, because that's normal, right? 441 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,960 Without talking to one another, 442 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,280 announcing it at a live show with an audience of 150 people! 443 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,520 Because this isn't a life event, it's a Bollywood film, right? 444 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,080 In which, you would point to me and say "That girl is mine." 445 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,440 And I would smile and act coy. 446 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,840 You know, if we use the b-word before they use the g-word, 447 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,760 then suddenly, we are the clingy and the needy ones. 448 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,880 And they're like, "Bro, she's being too needy, man. 449 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,160 I need my space. I'm feeling suffocated." 450 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:07,480 And if they use the g-word, then we should feel privileged and obliged. 451 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,960 And if we don't want to be girlfriends or wives or have any sort of labels, 452 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,960 then we are cold-hearted bitches. 453 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,360 I seriously suggest that before the entire world is privy, 454 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,040 you need to decide among yourselves 455 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,600 whether you're even in a fucking relationship. 456 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,480 And no, fucking is not a relationship. 457 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,160 Also, I didn't use your connections for my gigs. 458 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,880 You were the one who used me as material for your gigs. 459 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,520 And still are. 460 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,560 -Siddhi! -Go, Siddhu! 461 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,840 What the fuck was that? 462 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,480 Closure. 463 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,520 And I'm done talking. 464 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,080 Oh, wow, that's mature. 465 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,560 I'm in therapy because of you. 466 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,560 Trust issues. 467 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,760 Okay, listen, don't you think all this is a bit much? 468 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,560 We barely knew each other for three months! 469 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,480 Oh… 470 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,760 so, you're gonna decide how I need to feel? 471 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,880 Is that also a Sobo privilege? 472 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,520 Oh, boo-hoo! 473 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,520 You know, you're a horrible fucking person. 474 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,120 Guess fucking what! 475 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,360 I'm not rajma chawal, I can't make everyone happy, okay? 476 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,600 That's a good line. 477 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,560 Make sure you use it in your set. 478 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,600 Oh, I will. 479 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,840 And you'll be buying a ticket to watch me do that. 480 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,560 He hates me. 481 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,600 -And I'm ready to do stand-up again. -Yes! 482 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,840 -That's my girl! -You're going to kill it! 483 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,120 Tell me a story. 484 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,040 -About a rabbit and a tortoise? -No. 485 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,680 Tell me about the first time you fell in love. 486 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,000 Okay. 487 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,320 So… 488 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,200 there was this girl, Stella. 489 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,120 She lived in Aldona in Goa. 490 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,480 Near my grandparents' house. 491 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,720 She'd come to watch my football matches every day. 492 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,800 One day, I needed to pee really badly, so I went behind the bushes to pee. 493 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,880 Stella saw me. 494 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,000 And a week later, that tree died. 495 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,360 Can you believe it? 496 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,720 Stella told everyone that my pee poisoned the bushes. 497 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,320 And then people started calling me P.P. 498 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,720 Poisonous Penis. 499 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,080 Do you think that… 500 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,040 I think you have a poisonous penis and… 501 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,120 that's why I'm not sleeping with you? 502 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,320 No, what? 503 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,720 Are you crazy? 504 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,480 I'm crazy? 505 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,320 I'm crazy? 506 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,440 It's strange, right? 507 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,000 You want time to move in, and that's okay, but 508 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,200 when I want time to, you know, put everything that happened 509 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,120 past me and start having sex again, 510 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,000 that's not okay? 511 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,560 And I'm crazy? 512 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,880 What are you saying, Damini? 513 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,920 I'm psycho both ways, right? 514 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,360 I'm the crazy one, Damini's the crazy one! 515 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,680 Damini-Crazy-Rizvi-Roy! 516 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,040 What is wrong with you? 517 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,920 First off, you go and mention my personal problems to that Dhananjay, 518 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,840 -and now, this shit? -"That" Dhananjay? 519 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,080 What? 520 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,440 Why are you bringing him into all this? And he was trying to help you! 521 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,680 Why are you discussing my business problems with a stranger, Damini? 522 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,240 -He's not a stranger. -Well, look, 523 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,920 maybe for you, it's perfectly normal 524 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,920 to take help from people you met five minutes ago, 525 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,120 but I don't take favors from strangers. 526 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,080 So, do me a favor, and tell him not to take care of it, okay, Damini? 527 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,200 And by the way, 528 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,080 I was connecting the P.P. story to your PeePee girl story. 529 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,840 I was just trying to make you laugh, that's all. 530 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,520 I'm really nervous, okay? 531 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,200 Everyone's there to learn, Mom. 532 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,360 No more doubting. 533 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,920 Go forth and conquer. 534 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,760 And it also looks like it's a senior citizens' gathering. 535 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,320 -I hope I'm in the right place. -Mom. 536 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,040 Yeah, okay. Love you, bye. 537 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,080 -Hello. -Hello. 538 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,560 -Good morning, everyone! -Good morning! 539 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,880 I'm your instructor, Rajan Malhotra. 540 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:39,960 So, 541 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,800 let's start with how to invest in the stock mark-- 542 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,760 -Sorry. -It's okay. 543 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:46,880 I'm so sorry. 544 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,600 -Here you go. -Thank you. 545 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,600 Shall I continue, Miss… 546 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,920 Mrs. Sneha Viju Patel. 547 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,880 Yes, please continue. 548 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,280 Thank you, Mrs. Sneha Viju Patel. 549 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,240 So, stock market. 550 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,080 What stocks should you invest in? 551 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,520 How to pick them? 552 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,000 Growth stocks? 553 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,520 Yield stocks? 554 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,480 Large cap? Mid cap? 555 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,840 -Small cap-- -I'm… 556 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,160 I'm really sorry. 557 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,920 You said growth stocks, yield stocks. 558 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:17,720 -What did you say after-- -No… 559 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,720 don't worry. 560 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,960 This is just the orientation. You can start on the notes a little later. 561 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,480 Okay. Stocks. 562 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,920 What about new issues? 563 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,160 There are definitely short-term gains there. 564 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,200 After all, we're not exactly young anymore. 565 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,440 Except, of course, you, ma'am. 566 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,600 Old or young, 567 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,640 short-term or long-term, 568 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,600 the market always comes with a risk. 569 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,520 My husband used to say that. 570 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,240 And he passed away very suddenly at the age of 54. 571 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,440 So, one thing I know… 572 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,680 is that there are no guarantees in life. 573 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,640 And you're absolutely right. 574 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:07,880 There are none. 575 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,960 Especially, in the stock market. 576 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,360 So, on that note, can anyone tell me what are… 577 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,120 blue-chip stocks? 578 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,840 -Blue-chip stocks? -Anyone? 579 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:20,880 Any guesses? 580 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,840 Yeah, sure, of course. 581 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,200 Blue-chip stocks… 582 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:36,280 are like that wealthy, entitled, old man, 583 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,640 you know, the ones with the expensive collection of fine wines and cigars 584 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,720 worth millions. 585 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,240 Proud and slow, but also, trustworthy, 586 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,800 and financially sound. 587 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:51,480 With time, their value and reputation only go higher. 588 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,040 Absolutely brilliant! 589 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,200 With your kind permission, may I use that in my next orientation? 590 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,200 -Sure. -Thank you. 591 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,440 So, moving on. 592 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,200 Blue-chip stocks. 593 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,280 Hi, where are you? 594 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:12,880 I've been waiting. 595 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,000 Okay, I'll wait downstairs. 596 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,080 So, how long has it been? 597 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,680 Seven months. 598 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,440 Five years. 599 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,760 Does it get any easier? 600 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,120 I try every day. 601 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,560 Try to keep myself busy. 602 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,240 Work, workshops, travel. 603 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,920 You know what's the hardest bit? 604 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,360 Is it the mornings? 605 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,480 Yeah. 606 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,280 When you wake up in the morning 607 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,640 and your hand moves automatically to the pillow next to you, 608 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,440 that's when you realize. 609 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,400 "Oh, she's not there." 610 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,760 Twenty-seven years. 611 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,000 Living without Viju… 612 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,080 I just don't know how to do it. 613 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,920 You know, for me, she's still here. 614 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,920 I mean, in all the small things. 615 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,160 In the breakfast, 616 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,400 in the newspaper's Sudoku puzzle, 617 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,400 or in someone's bad joke, when you realize 618 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,960 how much she would've laughed. 619 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,560 And sometimes, you catch yourself using her favorite curse. 620 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,840 Or when her favorite song plays on the radio. 621 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,200 Or in your daughter's eyes. 622 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,560 Exactly. 623 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:43,920 They're here. 624 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,440 Yeah. 625 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,760 I think you're right. 626 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,560 My daughter, Siddhi. 627 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,440 Siddhi! 628 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,040 Come and meet my instructor, Rajan Malhotra. 629 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,880 Mama, it's getting late. Can we leave? 630 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,360 -No problem. -Come. 631 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,720 Siddhi? 632 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,360 Ms. Patel. Pleasure. 633 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,040 Hello. 634 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,320 Siddhi? 635 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,200 By the way, your mom is a great student. 636 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,920 Makes some brilliant analogies. 637 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,400 I'm sure. 638 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,640 I'll see you on Saturday. 639 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:26,960 Next class. 640 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,040 See you. 641 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,000 -Bye. -Bye. 642 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,160 Bye. 643 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:31,640 Move. 644 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,080 It was a really excellent class. 645 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,680 Yeah, I can see that. 646 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:43,840 As in? 647 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,200 As in… 648 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,200 paying special attention to his special student? 649 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,040 Siddhi… 650 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,480 -really? -Seriously, Mummy? 651 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,320 You're still doubting it even after the Uncle Manohar episode? 652 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,960 Come on, Raju. Take us home. 653 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,640 Caramel! 654 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,120 Hey, hey, Caramel! 655 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,000 -Hi, Caramel? -Hi. 656 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,080 Is your name Caramel? Hi, Caramel! 657 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,880 Caramel, sit! 658 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,440 Actually, we're closed right now. You can come tomorrow. 659 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,480 Oh, no, we were just out for a walk. 660 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,600 Hi! 661 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,040 I run this bakery down the road. 662 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,200 This Caramel, she just barged in, so… 663 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:41,640 thought we would peep in. 664 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,560 Sure. Peep all you like. Yeah. 665 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,680 -You can come in. -Thank you. 666 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,640 Come! Come on, Caramel! 667 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,880 Caramel, go inside! 668 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,360 -Thank you. -No problem. 669 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,800 What great energy! 670 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,080 -I'm Meher, by the way. -Umang. 671 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,440 Umang's Umami. 672 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,480 The fifth taste. 673 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,160 That which words can't describe.