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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[PANDAS GRUNTING]

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Think we're gonna
catch the boat, Master Po?

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Sure do.

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According to my map,

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the river is
right around the corner.

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[GASPS]

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And down a sheer cliff.

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Great.
Now how do we get to
the Forbidden City?

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I've got hordes of fans there
waiting to meet and greet me.

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We can't let 'em down!

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Plus there's that tiny
little thing about
the Emperor needing our help.

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Hey, isn't that our ride?

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[MUSIC PLAYING FROM BOAT]

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PO: Yes, it is!

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Okay, okay.
Good news, I've got a plan.

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Bad news...

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We're gonna get
some serious butt-burn.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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[FAN TONG SCREAMING]

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[PO GRUNTING]

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Did we do it?
Did we catch the boat?

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If by "catch it"
you mean "pathetically miss it,"
then yes.

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So now what?

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Don't worry.

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I'm sure there's
plenty of boats
that come down this river.

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Tons, hundreds!

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Master Po,
you just took
a lot of butts to the face.

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Maybe you should rest.

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What? No,
you're the one
that needs to rest.

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[LI CLEARS THROAT]

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Welcome to the first meeting

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of the Formal Society
of Panda Wellspring
Guardian Warriors

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minus Po
and the Four Constellations.

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But first, let's take roll call.

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[GRIMACING]

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Is that really necessary?
I mean,
there's only four of us here.

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Don't forget Cart.

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Okay. So, five of us.

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If I may inquire,
why is this society
so exclusive?

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All the pandas are warriors now,
so mightn't we
enlist their help

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in investigating the Wellspring?

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Oh, no. I fear the other pandas
would crack under the pressure.

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How do you know?

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Citizens of Panda Village,
I fear I must inform you

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the village is out of scallions.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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I rest my case.

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Yes. Clearly the villagers
are not prepared
to handle affairs

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of such a serious
and titillating nature.

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[MR. PING SNORING]

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So it is up to us.

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Present.

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Oh, goody.

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[GROANING]

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So I guess
the big question is...

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How to break the news to Li
that he lost his son, again.

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[GASPS]

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Whoa, what if we're all dead?

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What if this is the afterlife?

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[IMITATES EXPLOSION]

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Oh, man!
I never even got to self-publish
the sequel to my memoir.

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[GRUNTS ANGRILY]
Guys, we're not dead!

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Yet.

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If we're not dead,
why do I hear that
wonderful heavenly music?

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[SCREAMING]

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And why do I smell

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an all-you-can-eat
seafood buffet?

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Wasn't Master Po, like,
fully dying a second ago?

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Ha-ha! Check it out!

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It's a gaming boat.

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Ahoy! Cap'n!

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Over here!

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[WOOD CREAKING]

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[CHUCKLES]
[BONES CRACKING]

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Identification?

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Uh... Huh...

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Let's see. I've got some lint
and a toenail clipping.

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Will that suffice?

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No ID, no entry. Also, ew!

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So tasty!

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Sweet juicy buffet!

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Any chance you guys
could throw together

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a little all-you-can-eat
to-go box for me?

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[PO GRUNTING]

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Harsh.
It's okay, Master Po.

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Master Po? The Master Po!

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As in Dragon Master Po?
That Master Po?

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Maybe?

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It is you! Wow!
I've never met
a celebrity before.

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Attention, everyone!

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We've got a very important
panda on board!

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Let's this man some mahi mahi!

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No kids allowed.

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[WHINING]

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But they're famous too.
Have you ever heard of
The Four Constellations?

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You know,
saviors of the world
and whatnot?

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Of course!

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I'm always up-to-date
with the latest celebrity
gossip and whatnot.

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Then you probably
know all about me, Bao,
from my bestselling memoir.

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Puh-lease.

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If you'd read Bao's memoir,

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as I have, thrice,

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you'd know that Bao
is ten feet tall and
extremely handsome.

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And you're boyishly cute,
at best.

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Ten feet tall? Really, Bao?

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It's called "artistic license."

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[PANDAS SCREAMING]

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Wait, no, hold on.

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Kids!

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Don't worry, Master Po!
We'll figure out a way
to join you!

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Okay.
I'll save you some shrimp. Come on.

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[WOOD CREAKING]

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We'll figure out a way?

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Yep. It's what Master Po calls
"thinking on your feet."

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Hmm... Still thinking.

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[CHUCKLING]
Fine. If you insist...

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I hereby decree,
all citizens are required
to kiss my feet

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when they enter my presence

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and give me foot rubs,
and scrub my toe calluses.

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No, it's too much.

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Only scrub
some of my toe calluses.

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Oh, please,
limit your standing ovations

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to no more than 25 minutes.

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XIAO: Shi Long?

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What are you doing?

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Nothing.
Just testing the throne.

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To make sure it's up to, uh,
royal ergonomic standards.

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Oh, Shi Long!

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I don't know
what I would do without you.

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Thank goodness
you don't have a social life.

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Shi Long,

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I need a task to distract me
from missing my father

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and crying myself to sleep
every hour, on the hour.

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So I was thinking,

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why don't I help you
with my father's
pipeline project?

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No!

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I mean, nonsense, my dear.

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The pipeline is dumb and boring.

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You'd hate it.

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How about to get your mind off
your deceased father,

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you work on
planning his funeral?

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Did you say funeral?

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[SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY]

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Daddy!
Forget the actual funeral.

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That's nasty

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and I already have the
unwashed masses
working on that.

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That is so thoughtful

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of the unwashed masses.

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I meant the funeral after-party.

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You know, where you let loose

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and celebrate

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how awesome the funeral was.

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[SOBS]

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Is that a thing?

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It is absolutely a thing
and not something
I just made up right now.

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Wow, I have so much to learn
about royal traditions!

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I'd better get to work.

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Thank you, Shi Long.
You're my best friend!

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[GRUNTS ANGRILY]

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This seems dangerous.

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Yeah, it does.

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The sooner we get to Master Po,

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the sooner we get to
the Forbidden City.

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One, two, go!

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Fan Tong!

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Remember Fan Tong,
you are brave, you are...

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[SCREAMING]

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So much for
keeping a low profile.

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Yeah. And while we're at it,
might as well
stuff my face with crab cakes!

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[HIGH-PITCHED CHUCKLING]

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Double double dipping, you all!

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Guys, we're here
to find Master Po,

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not eat dinner.

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YAK BOUNCER: Hey! Food's
not free on this ship,
you bumpkin.

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, you did not just say that!

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Easy, Jing.
Let's not make any trouble.

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Isn't it a little late for that?

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PO: Bam!
Master Po?

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Hyah! Oh, yeah!

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Master Po? A little help!

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Please, people!
I am but a simple panda

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blessed with supernatural
abilities and an uncanny
knack for board games.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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And stay here!
Not like you have any choice.
[LAUGHING]

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[DOOR SLAMS]

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Great. We're stuck in here now.

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Look at the bright side.
At least we're not walking
to the Forbidden City.

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Yeah. And there's a nice place
for us to sit.

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[CRUNCHING]

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[SCREAMING]

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I take it back,
I take it back so hard!

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They can't keep us
locked in here forever.

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Yes, they can!

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Clearly, they can!

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Come on,
what are we waiting for?

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Whoa, Jing, we can't call
any more attention to ourselves.

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Ugh, fine.

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And how are we gonna
get to Master Po, genius?

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Don't worry,

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I'm sure he's working on a plan.

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Bam! Now that's how
you Mahjong, baby!

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MEI MEI:
How ya'll doin' tonight?

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Put your paws in the air,

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my little goblins!

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Please tell me that isn't...

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[CROWD CLAMORING]

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[SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

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♪ All eyes on Mei Mei

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♪ That's what they say

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[YAK SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY]

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♪ Can't look away

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♪ All eyes on Mei Mei

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♪ When I give 'em Mei Mei

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♪ With a little sway!

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♪ "Mei Mei!"
The men cry "Mei Mei!"

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♪ Oh spin me.
I usually accumulate
a grand applause

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♪ Applaud away!

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♪ All eyes on Mei Mei ♪

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Why does Fan Tong
get to be on top?

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Look, Master Po's right there.

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I bet I can get his attention.

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ROOSTER: I thought I smelled
the pungent odor of pandas!

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You!

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What are you doing here,
feather brain?

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00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,260
Now that is
an interesting story.

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I remember it

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like it was yesterday,
because it was!

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[EVIL LAUGHTER]

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No!

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I have a problem.

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There. I said it.

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Sorry to hear about
your poor life decisions...

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But, we're a little busy here
trying to break out.

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Ah-ha! That is where I come in.

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I can let you out.

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If you help me get back my gold.

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Isn't that kinda, a felony?

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Not if those scheming yaks
cheated me out of it,

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which they definitely did!

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I lost everything,
oh, everything.

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My pension, my hope chest,

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even Wing and Wong's
belated wedding gift.

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They were going to love
those monogrammed towels.

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Whoa, wait.

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You two are a couple?

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00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:16,143
You didn't know?
I thought it was so obvious.

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We are madly in love. See?

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So, do we have a deal?

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Skabooyah!

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Whoo! Aw, yeah!

253
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I can't believe it,
are you serious?

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The Boss heard
the Dragon Master
was on board.

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He wants to see you.

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00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:36,598
Who's the Boss?

257
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,122
We got him, Boss.

258
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,956
Welcome, Dragon Warrior.

259
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:55,269
It brings me great joy
to challenge you
to a game of wits.

260
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,487
And by a game of wits,

261
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,141
I mean Mahjong.

262
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:01,231
I'm sort of gamed out
at the moment,
to be honest.

263
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,628
What was that?

264
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,852
Master Po's not gonna like this!

265
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,506
Hit it one more time.

266
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:21,208
It might've been
those four bratty kids
that snuck on the boat.

267
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,123
They made it on the boat!

268
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,081
Not so fast, see!

269
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,344
Again with the swords?

270
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,346
First, we play.

271
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,521
GUARD: That's right, boss.

272
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,089
Okay, fine.

273
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,134
[CRACKS KNUCKLES]

274
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,572
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

275
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,929
A-ha!

276
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,501
Good game,
thanks for playing, see ya!

277
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,024
Again!

278
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,374
[MUSIC CONTINUES]

279
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,509
Aha!

280
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,076
Again!
[GROANS]

281
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:09,517
You can't trick me, Panda.
Again!

282
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,648
[GROANS]

283
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,650
How are you so bad at this game?

284
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:17,612
Hey, here's an idea.
I forfeit.
You win. Congratulations!

285
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,005
I don't need no charity!

286
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,268
I win all the time,
fair and square.

287
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,617
Ain't that right, boys?

288
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,012
That's right, Boss.
We let you win all the time.

289
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:29,102
I hate to be a sore winner, but,
I gotta go check on my students.

290
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,147
Get him, boys!

291
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,976
[PO GRUNTING]

292
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,378
Fight!

293
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,206
[GRUNTING]

294
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,122
[MEI MEI VOCALIZING]

295
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,385
[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]

296
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,303
[GRUNTING AND SLASHING]

297
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,267
Huzzah!

298
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,663
[BLEATING]

299
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:17,019
I thought your gold
would be more of
a gold color?

300
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,674
That isn't gold, you moron.

301
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,067
It's iron!

302
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,157
Totally worthless iron!

303
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,030
Crud. I was really
looking forward
to those monogrammed towels.

304
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,293
There were never any towels,
you fool!

305
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,381
I made that part up

306
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,426
to convince the kids.

307
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,384
Wait a second.

308
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,865
Why would a gaming boat
be hauling iron ore?

309
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,103
PO: You guys made it
on the boat

310
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,563
all by yourselves?

311
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,914
Nice! Now,
let's run before
we get stabbed by goats.

312
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,484
Master Po, I presume.

313
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,791
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

314
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,884
Yeah, we don't have time
for this bit right now.

315
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,842
How do we get off the boat
without being seen?

316
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,019
I know how to get off the boat!

317
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,631
And I'll even show you.

318
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:04,869
YAK BOUNCER 1:
Which way did he go?

319
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,373
TAHR:
I think he went this way.

320
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,461
[SIGHS] All right,

321
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,810
let's hear it. Quickly!

322
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,421
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]

323
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:14,163
And then you jump off
the side of the boat,

324
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,036
into the electric
eel-infested river below

325
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,211
where you will try your best

326
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,429
not to die.

327
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:20,778
Eels?

328
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:27,046
Don't worry!
The man-eating leeches
will probably get you first!

329
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:31,702
Yeah, all that makes sense.
Also, do you have
a death wish?

330
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,704
As it so happens, no.

331
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,185
See, I have these little
things called wings.

332
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,361
So I plan to fly to shore.

333
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,320
I thought roosters couldn't fly.

334
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,104
Oh, did you? [CLUCKING]

335
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,412
Ooh! Ooh,
look at me, I'm soaring!

336
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,978
I'm part eagle, you know!

337
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,024
[STRUGGLING]

338
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,984
[SCREAMING] Get away from me!

339
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,116
[SCREAMING]

340
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,770
This is fine,
I just need to get...

341
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,555
[SCREAMING]
Just gotta warm up my wings.

342
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,470
Find the direction of the wind.

343
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,255
[SCREAMING] A bit more...

344
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,692
[SCREAMING] A bit more thrust.

345
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,522
Okay, so maybe not that.

346
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,001
Anybody else?

347
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,830
We can put ourselves
back into jail!
Jail wasn't so bad.

348
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,442
Or how 'bout we hop up
on that rope bridge?

349
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,793
Yeah, that. Let's do that.

350
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,102
[THUDDING]

351
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,584
Get ready.

352
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,413
Jump!

353
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,156
[GASPING IN FEAR]

354
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,462
Keep going!

355
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:38,117
[GRUNTING]

356
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,728
Master Po!

357
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,731
A little help?

358
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:48,953
There he is!

359
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:51,477
Oh, boy!

360
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,874
[ROPE STRAINING]

361
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,615
Darling!

362
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,448
Careful, I'm with child!

363
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,060
[CHUCKLES]

364
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,976
Oh, hey, guys!

365
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,503
[SCREAMING]

366
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,547
Fan Tong!

367
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,335
[GRUNTING]

368
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,121
[GRUNTING]

369
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,050
Sorry, boys.
I got a bridge to catch.

370
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:47,229
[SCREAMING]

371
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,715
[ALL SCREAMING]

372
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,113
That was a close one...

373
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,812
ROOSTER: Oh! My cloaca!

374
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:09,164
My chicken tenders!

375
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,907
Yeah!
I told you roosters could fly!

376
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,778
[BUZZING]
[SCREAMING]

377
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,827
This is where I was standing

378
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:23,352
when I last heard
the mysterious sound.

379
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,049
Cart and I don't hear a thing.

380
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:28,923
Me neither. But to be fair,
I am deaf in both ears.

381
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,185
That's odd.

382
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,100
I've been hearing it
with such regularity.

383
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,624
Maybe the Wellspring
was just feeling gassy.

384
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:35,886
Well, whatever it was,

385
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,323
it appears to be over.

386
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,414
[LOUD RUMBLING]

387
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,594
[LOUD EXPLOSION]

388
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:49,944
What the...

389
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:50,988
[GRUNTS]

390
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,386
The Wellspring... It's gone!

391
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,479
SHI LONG: Red Jade.

392
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:09,006
The only gem on Earth
that can both
absorb and expel energy.

393
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:12,836
DARK SHADOW:
I can feel my power
growing already.

394
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,839
Very good, Shi Long.

395
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:17,450
Thank you.

396
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,321
And tell me,

397
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:23,107
what of the Four Constellations?

398
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,719
Don't worry about
the Four Constellations.

399
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:26,850
Their light

400
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:29,375
will soon be extinguished.

401
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,726
Kids, I gotta say,

402
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,965
really proud of
the independent
thinkin' you've been doing.

403
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:37,557
Keep it up and you're gonna
put me of work
as your teacher.

404
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,167
[CHUCKLING]

405
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,038
Kidding.

406
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:43,190
Don't get ahead of yourselves.
You've still got a lot to learn.

407
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,259
We know.

408
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,174
Know what they say.

409
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:48,718
The best teachers
are the ones whose students
outgrow their teaching.

410
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:52,136
Yeah, well,
I'm still learning from Oogway
and he's dead,

411
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,877
so don't push it.

412
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:57,359
Anyhoo, great news,
we can get to
the Forbidden City

413
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,405
by cutting through
the Fertile Valley!

414
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:00,710
Ought to be a piece of cake.

415
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:03,060
Ooh! Maybe there will
even be cake!

416
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:06,325
I'll have a piece of that cake!

417
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,978
[BUZZING]
[SCREAMING]

418
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:09,284
Do those guys realize

419
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,459
we didn't invite them?

420
00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,766
It's too awkward
to say anything now.

421
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,856
[ROOSTER SCREAMING]

422
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:20,339
Smell that?
That's the Fertile Valley.

423
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,863
Take a big whiff
of that fertileness, gang.

424
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,343
Hope you're hungry.

425
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,606
Get ready
to stuff your face with...

426
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,260
JING: Dirt.

427
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:33,830
So, I'm guessing
there's no cake?

428
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:35,354
[BUZZING]
[SCREAMING]

429
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:42,317
♪ Mei Mei. That's what they say

430
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,929
♪ Can't look away

431
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:49,498
♪ All eyes on Mei Mei

432
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:53,154
♪ When I give 'em Mei Mei

433
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:56,636
♪ With a little sway

434
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:04,295
♪ All eyes on Mei Mei ♪