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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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KIDS: [EXCLAIMING]
Wow!

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Welcome
to the Forbidden City, gang.

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Now remember,
when we meet the Emperor
let me do the talking.

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Not gonna lie, he digs me.

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Can we buy some stuff?

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Yeah, what's
the per diem situation?

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I'm hungry.
Where can I
find some corn?

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[GASPS]
[GROWLS]

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How about we save the shopping
and corn for later, okay?

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Dragon Master knows best.

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Yo, bubba, are you
clocking the eyes on us?

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Totally normal.

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[SCREAMS]
[ALL GASP]

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Okay, now they're screaming.

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It's them.
It's the Four Constellations!

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[ALL GASP]

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[QUAKING]
[ALL GASPING]

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What is that?

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[ALL GASP]

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Any suggestions?

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Uh, yeah.
We should run. Now!

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Would you sign my baby?

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Palace!

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Straight ahead!

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BOTH: Huh!

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Stop! I order you...

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[BANGING]

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[ALL PANTING]

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I told you I knew the way.

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Nothing to worry about.

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[SWORDS SWINGING]
[ALL GASP]

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Can we worry now?

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XIAO: Put your weapons down.

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Immediately!

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Welcome
to the Forbidden City,
Master Po.

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ZHIZHU: Just incredible.

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I had no idea
this tunnel even existed.

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LI: I can still see
the chi trail.

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Let's keep following.

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CHOW GUARD 1:
You're kidding me!
It's over already?

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But you guys
were so good together.

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She wanted a litter, I didn't.

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Those are the same
type of guards who
were trying to kill Li.

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Spider, can you eat
'em or something?

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Trust me, you do not
want to be in a cave
with me

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after I've had dog.

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I'll handle it.
Just need a pair
of chopsticks.

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One blow to their...

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No one is hurting anyone.

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There must be another...

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CHOW GUARD 2:
So what happened?

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CHOW GUARD 3:
She broke up with him.

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And then he starts
crying about it.

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Oh! We're trapped!

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Cart and I are not
going out this way!

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Ping! Stop!

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There is something
seriously wrong
with that goose.

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Yeah, well,
she was a dog anyway.

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[BOTH SCREAM]

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Oh!

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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BOTH: Aah!

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Use your chi!

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[GRUNTING]

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What was that?
It felt like my hands farted.

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Without the Wellspring
our chi must be... [GASPS][SCREAMS]

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Unhand Grandma!
She's got bad knees!

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[CREAKING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[EXCLAIMING]
Oh, no!

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Ah!

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[GRUNTING]

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Run!

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We're not leaving you!

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Yes, we are!

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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[GASPS] Zhizhu?
Zhizhu?

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[GRUNTS]

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Oh.

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[ZHIZHU COUGHING]
[GASPS]

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Find the Wellspring!
That's all that matters now.

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I'm all right, by the way.
Thanks for asking.

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I am so sorry to hear
of the Emperor's passing,
your Emperess-es... ness.

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Thank you, Master Po.

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It was sudden,
but [SIGHS]
I'm managing.

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[CRYING]
Daddy, why? Why?

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I got this.
[CLICKS TONGUE]

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I really doubt that.

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[SNIFFLES]
BAO: Empress Xiao,

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as the Four Constellation's
fan favorite,

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I want you to know
the Bao is here for you.

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The Bao?
Is he kidding?

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Sadly, I don't think so.

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Bao?

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I read your book.
It has been very
popular among my people.

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I thought you were taller.

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[ALL SNIGGERING]
"Taller."

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Yeah, that was meant
to be a little bit more
on the metaphorical side.

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But as you can see...

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Which one of you is Fan Tong?

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What?

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I'm Fan Tong.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

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That's me.

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[GASPS] In the book
you're described

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as "The Constellation
who always cries...

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"The one
everyone laughs at."

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Did Bao write that?
[LAUGHS]

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Thanks, Bao.

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Although, you arrive
during sad tidings,

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Daddy's request still stands.

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Will you help me
to investigate the drought
that is plaguing our people?

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PO: It would be
our honor, Empress.[EFFORT GRUNTS]

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I'm sure Dragon Master Po
and his students would
like to rest first.

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PO: Ah, nah, we're good.

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Right, kids?

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Yeah.
Totally.

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Let's do this.
Perfect.

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Let me show you my palace.

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I like her.

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Coming,
"The Bao?"

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[LAUGHING]

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Grab anything that
isn't nailed down.

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And be smart about it!

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I'm gonna check out
the accommodations.

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[GRUNTS]

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So you've really been
to the Spirit Realm?

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I want to hear all
of your heroic stories.

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[GIGGLES] Okay.

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"Heroic?"
Fan Tong?

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Leave Fan Tong alone.

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Yeah. I think it's cute
the Empress likes him.

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Please. She's way
too old for him.

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She's fifteen.
Fan Tong's thirteen.

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Exactly. She's ancient.

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Way out of his league.

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[SCREAMS]

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The Empress!

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Actually I think
that was Fan Tong.

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[SCREAMING]
[ALL GRUNT]

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Fan Tong, buddy, what's wrong?

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Over there.

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PO: I feel like
I've seen these before.

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, Fan Tong, you comedian,

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those are Daddy's
terracotta warriors.

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"Terracotta" what?

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Statues.

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The Emperor
will be laid to rest
with them tomorrow.

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They are here
to protect his journey
into the afterlife.

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That's not what
I was pointing at.

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That's what I was pointing at.

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[GASPS]
We're supposed to be
alone down here.

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Shi Long,
watch the Empress.
Kids.

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[GASPS]

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[GASPS]

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Master Po! Over here!

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No, over here!

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[PANTING]

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There!

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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Don't let him get away!

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[GRUNTS]

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[GASPS]

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[GRUNTS]

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I got him!

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[GASPS]

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Huh?

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It's a servant.

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[GASPS] That's one
of the kitchen rabbits.

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What is she doing down here?

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No idea.

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Hold on.

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[COUGHS]

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[GASPING]

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Uh.

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[SIGHS]

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She'll need to rest
but she should be fine
in a day or so.

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We heard an explosion.
The Empress...

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Is fine. This servant girl
will need medical attention.

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[GASPS]

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You okay?

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Just a little depleted.

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I should have
called out a warning.

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If you had,
and she'd been
a real threat,

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one of us might be dead.

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Hmm...

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Did anyone bring water?

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Cart is getting very dehydrated.

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What's the deal with the goose?

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Little brain stir-fry?

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I don't know.
Why are you asking me?

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You guys have
a kid together right?

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I figured
since you're married...

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What! I...

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We are not married!
We live together!

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In a one room
apartment! That's all!

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If you two
are finished flirting,

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we have a problem here.

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Hmm.

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Is that a lake?

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Is there a lake
in the middle of the tunnel?

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Yes. Thank you,
Captain Obvious.

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The country's in the middle
of a drought

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and there's an unused lake
just sitting here?

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You know, if we bottled
and sold this water,

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to people in need, of course,
we could make a fortune.

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What a humanitarian.

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How are we gonna
get across this?

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Congratulations,
this idea is terrible.

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MR. PING: Don't listen
to her, Cart,

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you're doing just fine.

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We are still sinking.
We need to lighten the load.

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I agree.

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Grandma, it's been
nice knowing you.

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Don't think so, birdy.

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Oh no!

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What are you doing?

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You are gonna pay for that!

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I wouldn't pay for it on land,

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why should I pay for it now?

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Well... [GASPS]

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Uh, guys?

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GRANDMA: Oh, please...

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Guys?
What was that?

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There's something in this water!

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[GROWLING]

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[GRUNTING]

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MR. PING: Faster!

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You're such great sea men.

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There! An island!

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[ALL GASP]

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[ROARS]

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You were amazing
in the catacombs.

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When you screamed,
I could really feel
your bravery.

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Wow. Thanks.

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If you'd have been
any closer you would have
felt something else.

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[LAUGHS]

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I have over active glands.

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I get sweaty when I'm scared.

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Or just having
a conversation.
Like now.

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Oh! [LAUGHS]

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FAN TONG: You thought
I was talking about
tinkle, didn't you?

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XIAO: The thought
did cross my mind.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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[SNORING]

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[MUFFLED GRUNTS]

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Make a sound
and I snap your neck.

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00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,312
What were you thinking

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trying to attack Po
and the Constellations
in front of the Empress?

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She could have been harmed.

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RABBIT SERVANT:
I am sorry, exalted one.

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I was simply doing
reconnaissance.

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It nearly ruined everything.

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You and the others cannot fail.

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By sundown tomorrow,

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Po and the Four Constellations
must be dead.

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ROOSTER: What?

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[SHUDDERS]
Oh. Hello, hello.
How are you?

263
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,379
So good to see you.

264
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:11,687
I was just, you know,
looking for some corn.

265
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,384
Guards!
[SHRIEKS]

266
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,473
Run away!
I didn't see anything!

267
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,040
These aren't even my eyes!

268
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,084
[GRUNTS]

269
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:23,264
Nice doggy.
Wanna play fetch?

270
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,526
[GROWLS]

271
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,573
XIAO: You people make
our country great.

272
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:32,752
You are the heroes
of this story.

273
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,800
[SIGHS]

274
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,585
So what do you think?
Too down?

275
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,023
I think down is okay.
It is a funeral.

276
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,329
Thank you so much
for listening, Fan Tong.

277
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,419
This is my first
real speech to my people.

278
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,030
[STOMACH RUMBLING]

279
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,206
Sorry.
I'm really nervous.

280
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,512
Don't be sorry.
Nervous is a good thing.

281
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,818
It is?
Sure.

282
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,559
I get real nervous
when I'm afraid

283
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,734
but Master Po taught me

284
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,257
that I can focus being nervous

285
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,216
and use it to power my hero chi.

286
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,000
He calls it a jump start.

287
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,959
Hero chi takes a lot of energy

288
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,743
and sometimes
when you don't
have that energy

289
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,918
and you get nervous

290
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,094
a jump start can save your life.

291
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,531
You should
just stay here forever
and be my best friend!

292
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,794
I just said that out loud.

293
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,012
[STOMACH RUMBLING]

294
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,535
I'm gonna go use the bathroom.

295
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,409
We gotta talk.

296
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,932
Hey, buddy.

297
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,629
Bao?
Don't speak.

298
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,022
I need to lay some truth on you,

299
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,807
and it's not pretty.

300
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,548
I love you, guy,
you're one of my best friends.

301
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:31,898
But the Empress...

302
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,900
Well, how do I say this?

303
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:37,991
She's, like,
a full-grown girl,
and she's royalty.

304
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,166
You get what I'm sayin'?

305
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,820
Not at all.

306
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:44,127
[SIGHS] I just don't
want to see you get hurt!

307
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,436
Just, let me
handle it from here.

308
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:51,178
Empress, forgive me
for barging in...[STOMACH RUMBLING]

309
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,266
[VOMITS]

310
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:53,833
Ah...

311
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,401
She's a little nervous today.

312
00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,577
[GROWLS]

313
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,452
[GASPS]

314
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,672
It's over.
It's all over.

315
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:11,763
I'll never see my son again.
I'll never see the sun again.

316
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:16,594
Instead, I'm going
to spend my last hours
being digested with...

317
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,597
[CRIES]

318
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,469
What?

319
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,906
Knock it off, you big baby.

320
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,085
[GRUNTS]

321
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,695
What are you doing?

322
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,307
Ain't you ever
had something stuck
in your throat before?

323
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,744
I'm gonna
get this lizard
to cough us up.

324
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:36,963
Here we go!

325
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,443
[GRUNTING]

326
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,926
Interesting bouquet.

327
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:47,277
Fortunately,
Grandma's failure
has once again

328
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:50,628
given me an idea
to save our butts.
[SCATTING]

329
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:53,414
You really had a kid
with that guy?

330
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,156
[CROWD CHEERING]

331
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:05,426
Empress, it is time
to get you to the dais
for your speech.

332
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,645
Uh, anyone seen Rooster?

333
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,082
Not that I particularly care,

334
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,563
he just
makes me nervous
when unattended.

335
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:15,131
The Rooster and his companions
left early this morning.

336
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:18,830
Obviously,
the circumstances
ain't ideal

337
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,747
but being hung up
like this, arms akimbo,

338
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,272
is doing wonders for my back.

339
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:29,276
Arms akimbo
has always been
my favorite position.

340
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,799
"Arms akimbo"?

341
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:34,150
This is not yoga,
you miserable
pigeon droppings!

342
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,022
We are being tortured!

343
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,501
What, "left?"

344
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,242
Without a goodbye complaint?

345
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,809
Doesn't seem like him.

346
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,246
Which way to the dais,
Mistress Shi Long?

347
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,466
Only myself and General Fang

348
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,468
will accompany
the Empress to the balcony.

349
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:50,210
Guests and members
of the Imperial Court

350
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,299
are sat one tier beneath.

351
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:56,085
I'm not making my speech
without Fan Tong by my side.

352
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,131
Empress, the tradition
dictates that...

353
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:03,005
It can dictate all it wants,
Fan Tong is coming with me.

354
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,965
Okay, then.
How do we get
to this other level?

355
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,404
You sure you're reading
that map right, Master Po?

356
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,883
If you want help...

357
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,974
I'm sorry, but who's the panda
who's been here before?

358
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:18,890
Exactly. Dragon Master
knows best.

359
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,414
Didn't you say that
just before we were
chased through the city?

360
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,594
[READING]
"And then you turn a right,
and then just turn a..."

361
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,382
Uh...

362
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,775
Make a left up here.

363
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,753
Doesn't that take us
farther away from the square?

364
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,474
PO: Oh, are you
an architect now?

365
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,650
[GROWLS]

366
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,094
Your plan is too feed
this monster your noodles?

367
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,704
I'd heard your cooking was bad,

368
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,097
but monster killing-bad...

369
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:54,970
My intention is not
to feed the beast,
Madame.

370
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,364
My intention is to smoke
the beast out.

371
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,150
LI: So, getting coughed up
like a hairball

372
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,413
or digested
are our only options?

373
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,675
Wonderful!

374
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,460
Do you have a better idea?

375
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,028
I didn't think so.

376
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:12,553
Now if you don't mind,
I need to get back
to my cooking.

377
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,294
Well, he needs
to get back
to his cooking.

378
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,557
Meanwhile, we just
stand here in...

379
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,646
What are we standing in?

380
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,213
Pretty sure it's stomach acid

381
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,476
from the way
my toenails are bubbling.

382
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:23,651
[LI SCREAMS]

383
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,175
Great! What's next?

384
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,308
[SCREAMS]

385
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,874
Something's got me!

386
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,703
Not while cartilage
still lives in my
shoulders it doesn't!

387
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,878
[GRUNTS]

388
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,709
Why are there tentacles in here?

389
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:41,103
We're in a demon's throat!
Next question!

390
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,890
Ping, increase the smoke
so it coughs us up now!

391
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,588
If I do that,
I'll ruin the noodles.

392
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,293
[EXHALES]

393
00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:02,385
My father, above all else,
was a man of peace.

394
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,390
Master Po...

395
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,175
I know, I know,
we'll be there any second!

396
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,829
Maybe we should ask
someone for directions?

397
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,222
Don't do it, Master Po.

398
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,137
Men never ask for directions.

399
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,096
It's a rule.
Hmm.

400
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,971
Oh, forget this, I'm asking.

401
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,451
Excuse me?

402
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,534
Could you help us find
the seating above the square?

403
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:33,460
Jing, what did you do?

404
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,678
Are you kidding?

405
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,202
Ninja Frogs?

406
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,246
[LAUGHS]

407
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,336
[GRUNTS]

408
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:44,906
[GRUNTS]

409
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:50,346
Hey! Ping, we need
those noodles now!

410
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,914
Still too al dente!

411
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:56,222
Our great country
is faced with a danger

412
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,093
unlike any before.

413
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,835
But we are resilient.

414
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:01,879
[GRUNTS]

415
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,406
And we never run from a fight.

416
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:07,842
[GROANS]

417
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,324
As I speak, water and food

418
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,588
is on its way to those in need.

419
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:18,548
My father's passing
does not mean
an end to his legacy.

420
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,464
[ROARS]

421
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:26,034
That legacy lives on.

422
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:30,778
My father, and now I,
are simply caretakers.

423
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:35,174
You people make
our country great.

424
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,829
You, are the heroes
of this story!

425
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,488
[CROWD GASPS]

426
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,243
How'd I do?

427
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,505
Amazing.

428
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,029
My thighs are still sweating
it was that good.

429
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,117
[THUDDING]
[BOTH GASP]

430
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,251
FANG: Get the Empress
to safety.

431
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,081
[SCREAMS]

432
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:15,866
[GASPS]

433
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,477
[GRUNTS]

434
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,174
I don't know who you are

435
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,220
but Xiao worked
really hard on that speech,

436
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,830
so if this is some
weird critique...

437
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:23,874
[GASPS]

438
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,050
[GRUNTING]

439
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,055
[GRUNTS]

440
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:37,932
[GRUNTS]

441
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,328
[GRUNTS]

442
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:45,983
[GROANS]

443
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:48,856
[GRUNTS]

444
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:50,945
Huh?

445
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,384
Fan Tong!

446
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,738
It's not working!
I don't have enough chi.

447
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,958
Remember what you told me
Master Po taught you.

448
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,351
The jump start!

449
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,267
[GRUNTS]

450
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,099
[SCREAMS]

451
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,580
[GASPS]

452
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,543
[GROANS]

453
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,331
I'm here!

454
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:32,856
Oh, man. I give up.

455
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,423
Sorry we weren't here.

456
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,338
It's my fault, I got us lost.

457
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:37,905
NU HAI: Master Po,
look at this.

458
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,954
It's the servant from yesterday.

459
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,216
What?

460
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,567
No, I saved her.

461
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,569
If she'd killed Xiao or Fan Tong

462
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:52,354
that would have been on me.

463
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,574
What good is having
a healing power
if it ends up

464
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,489
saving someone
who wants to hurt us?

465
00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,187
Jing...

466
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:07,108
Thank you.
All of you.

467
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:10,111
It's clear enemies to peace
are all around us.

468
00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:11,939
I have dealt with haters before.

469
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,158
Be it those jealous of my
cutting edge style choices

470
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,509
or my undeniable fabulousness.

471
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,512
These were challenges
I always faced alone.

472
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,471
No longer. I have
The Dragon Master

473
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:25,996
and the Four Constellations
by my side.

474
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,868
Let this be a warning.

475
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:33,917
Empress Xiao
of the Forbidden City
is no longer afraid.

476
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,531
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]