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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[ALL EXCLAIMING]

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[WHISTLES]

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[ALL GASP AND GRUNT]

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Free public transpo!

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PO: I like it!

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Aah!

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Little bit jerky, though!

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Whoa.

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So, dirigible guy said
he was meeting a contact
in a tavern.

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So let's find us a tavern!

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Excuse us! Do you...

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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Never mind,
she's focused on the road.

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Maybe our contact
can tell us why

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those imperial guards
tried to kill us.

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He better!

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And then, [GRUNTS]
we'll knock his teeth out!

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And kick his head in...

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We need him alive and well.

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With all of his teeth
and his head intact...

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Watch the road, lady!

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BAO: Watch out!

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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You get what you
pay for, I guess.

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Huh.

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[SCREAMS]

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[GROWLS AND SCREAMS]

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Well, we found the tavern!

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But I don't want us recognized,

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so keep a low profile,
know what I'm sayin'?

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And no chi.
Just, please try
to blend in.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[GASPS]

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[ALL GROWLING]

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[GRUNTS]

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This is so awesome!
We're undercover!

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In a tavern full of criminals!

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And the government thinks
we're dead! [LAUGHS] Pinch me!

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[PO CLEARS THROAT]

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You guys have, like,
a pot sticker type o' deal?

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With a sauce or somethin'?

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Gongmen stew.

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No refunds.

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Um, is there silverware, or...

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Gongmen stew. No refunds.

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FANG: Has the Empress
eaten her dinner?

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Afraid not, sir.

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She refuses and asked
that we leave her be,
forever.

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She's upset
about that fat panda.

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Well, the fattest panda.

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Just, move aside,
I'll speak to her.

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Apologies, General.

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We have strict orders
not to allow anyone inside.

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And who, may I ask,
gave you the orders?

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You did, of course, sir.

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Right. Carry on.

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She's been in the exact same
position for hours.

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And neither of you felt the need

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to check on why
she hadn't moved?

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[GASPS]

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The Empress has been
turned into a vegetable.

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What wicked sorcery
is this? [SNORTS]

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Suspect is a warlock.
Height unknown...

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That's not
the Empress, you idiot!

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General! Look!

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XIAO: Dear reader,
your precious Empress Xiao
is gone,

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probably forever.

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Do not search for her,
but if you do,

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definitely do not
go into the woods
surrounding the palace.

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She's not there.

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Yours truly, xoxo, her captor.

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What kind of monster
would do this?

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She's clearly
written this herself.

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The "I's" are dotted
with little hearts

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and there's peach juice
all over it.

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We can't be sure.
The warlock could've
conjured his own juice.

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He's toying with us,
General Fang!

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Would you please...
[GRUNTS]

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Nobody can know she's gone.

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CHOW GUARD 1:
Of course, General.

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FANG: The woods surrounding
the palace are treacherous.

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The Empress is not safe.

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Okay, gang, let's split up

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and look for any
quizzical lookin'
ne'er-do-wellers.

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Hmm. Try to get
some answers.

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Are we assigning code names?

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I call dibs
on "The Albatross."

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Such a good idea!
But no time.

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Please, nobody act rash.

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[CLEARS THROAT]
Jing.

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Give yourself an MTA,

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moment to assess the situation

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before you resort to whoopin'...

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That dude looked at me funny!

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Hey!

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No!

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[GROWLS]

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Ya!

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[GRUNTS]

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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Aah!

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[GRUNTS]

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Aah!

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[SCREAMS]

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[GRUNTS]

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For the record,
I'm disappointed
in you guys!

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LI: All right, people,

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we're in less
than an ideal situation here!

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[ALL GRUNT]

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So what's the plan, bozo?

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We get inside the volcano.

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It seems Shi Long is building

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a giant warrior in there,
made out of some kind of...

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[MUMBLES]

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warrior material.
Aah!

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[GRUNTS] What makes you so sure?

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[GRUNTS]

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Well, the designs
for a volcano lab

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and giant warrior
were on scrolls

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sitting right by each other.

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But you're right,
that could mean anything.

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But those guards did not like us

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snooping around down there.

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Exactly. So we blow up
the whole island,
without us on it.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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And then when we do...

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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Ah!

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Rooster! What is the deal?

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Keep your eyes
on the sea, buckoes!

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Wing, Wong!
Cut splice the cunningham!

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Tide's in our favor!

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Well, now hold that
side of pickled cabbage!

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Who died and made you captain?

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[SCREAMS]

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I am the only one
here who knows
how to sail a ship,

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you plump giblet!

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Is that so?
You've sailed a ship?

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No! But I have ridden
in the back of a wagon.
Enough gibber-jabber!

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Anchors a-weigh, boys!

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Deckhands, hoist the buttress!

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Volcano Island, dead ahead!

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Whoa!

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How are we supposed to
find our guy in this mess?

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We bust every head
in this place!

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No more head-busting!

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We wouldn't be in this brawl
if you had listened to me...

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We just gotta find
the slimiest looking
slime ball in here!

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That guy's pretty slimy.

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You're right.
Our bribe from the Empire

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should have been here by now.

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Somethin' don't feel right.

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That's our guy!

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[GROWLS]

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Get them!

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[GRUNTS]

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[WHIMPERS]

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Aah!

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[GRUNTS]

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[SHRIEKS]

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Nobody destroys
my tavern but me!

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Aah!

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[GRUNTS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[SCREAMS AND PANTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GROWLS]

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All right, pal, we need to talk.

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Oh no, buddy.

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Sweet Christmas, he's so sticky!

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Get your dry,
furry hands off of me!

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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We gotta get him out of here!

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Good luck!

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[EFFORT GRUNTS]

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Maybe we can roll him?

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[GURGLING]

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You heard the man...

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You're a man, right?

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[GROWLS]

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Let's roll him outta here!

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[ALL SIGH]

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Ow!

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTS]

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Huh. Hello?

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Is somebody there?
Father?

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Is that your spirit
here to comfort me?

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[CRIES]
Oh, Daddy!

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[SHRIEKS]

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Don't let the darkness
trick you, Xiao.

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Be brave. Be brave.

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[GASPS]

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What ya' got there, lady?

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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Or should I say Empress!

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You think I care
about that hat? Please.

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It's super-tacky
and hecka itchy.

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So what's a rich princess doing

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all the way out
in these scary woods?

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Well, I'm meeting
a trained cut-throat,

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with lots of muscles...

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He should be here soon.
What time do you have?

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Your gold, Empress.
Or else!

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Halt! Unhand her!

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You know who
you're messin' with, pal?

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Well, I think we showed them.

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Let's get outta here, boys!

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You can't be out here,
Your Majesty!

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Shi Long would have my head
if she knew you left the city.

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Well, tell her
I'm not coming back.

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Let's go, Empress.

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No. I am a forest wanderer now.

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I do not know where I am going,
but from this point forward...

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I will let the trees
guide me.[RUSTLING]

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Father?

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Grab her!

224
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Now, trees!
Now is your time!
Rise up!

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Take them down!
I order you in my
name as Empress!

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[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GASPS]

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FANG: Who goes there?

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I demand you...

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[SCREAMS]

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Come with me, child.
These woods aren't safe.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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All right, time to talk, pal!

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[GASPS]

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You're really gonna
have to enunciate.

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The name's Dun Dun.

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My delicate combination skin

239
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must be constantly moisturized,

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much like the buttocks
of a North African Gibbon.

241
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Uh... What?

242
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I need a lot of water, okay?

243
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You'll get your
watering, big guy.

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[GRUNTS]

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Once we get some answers.

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Backwards pound.

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That was fun, because
we've never done it before.

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You won't be getting
anything out of me.

249
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I was supposed to meet
imperial guards in the tavern,

250
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not a bunch of skinny pandas.

251
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Oh, thank you!
Very kind!

252
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Was hopin'
it would come to this.
[LAUGHS]

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I'll jog his memory!

254
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

255
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What did I say about
assessing the situation, Jing?[GRUNTS]

256
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Okay, you don't want
me to hit him.

257
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What do you want me to do,
heal it out of him?

258
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Nothing makes sense!

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NU HAI: Spill the beans,
Dun Dun,

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and everyone gets
out of here unharmed.

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No. I'll never talk.

262
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Give us the info we need,

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and we'll moisten you up
and be on our way.

264
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:45,269
Please, just moisten me.
I'm drying out!

265
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,969
Mmm. So refreshing!

266
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:54,626
We can sit here all day
while you dry out, pal!

267
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,979
Okay, I'll talk!
There's a junk.

268
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,763
Docked down at the harbor.

269
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:04,201
With a shipment of iron
headed to Volcano Island.

270
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,073
Oh. [LAUGHS]

271
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,684
Yes! [LAUGHS]

272
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,252
What's the iron for, gordo?

273
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,689
I don't know
what the iron's for!

274
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,170
But the ship takes off tonight!

275
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,868
That's all I got, I swear!

276
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,348
[WHIMPERS]

277
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,268
[LAUGHS]

278
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,662
ALL: Ugh!

279
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,103
Okay, we've done
some pretty weird stuff,

280
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,061
but that may top the list.

281
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,759
I wonder if that iron shipment

282
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,978
is the same one we saw
on the gaming boat.

283
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,066
Could be.

284
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,502
But what's the iron for?

285
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,591
We've got a ship to catch
if we wanna find out.

286
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,680
Now, let's riggity-roll!

287
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,598
[GRUNTS]

288
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,254
Oh, wow.
What is this place?

289
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,039
[GASPS] Is this some
kind of lady gym

290
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,277
where you don't have
to worry about

291
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,974
all the creeps
and grunting weight lifters?

292
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,000
Something like that.
Aah!

293
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,829
Wouldn't wanna be that guy.

294
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,310
When our former master
Jindiao left us,

295
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,615
my monks and I

296
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,356
committed to a lifetime
of helping others.

297
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,011
The target is a reminder
of our past. [GRUNTS]

298
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,927
Well, thank you for saving me,

299
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,842
but I am a forest wanderer now

300
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,017
and I must be going.

301
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,977
Before my royal guards
find me again.

302
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,892
I've known many
like you, Empress.

303
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,764
I too was a wanderer,
searching for my path.

304
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,288
Really?
A forest wanderer like me?

305
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,986
Or just like a regular vagrant?

306
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,510
I can't imagine
what it's been like for you,

307
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,077
losing your father,

308
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,254
gaining all that power
and responsibility overnight.

309
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,561
Not easy,
even for the strongest
of warriors.

310
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,346
You sound like Shi Long.

311
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,956
Shi Long?

312
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,263
My royal adviser.
She doesn't think
I'm ready either.

313
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,265
And she dictates my every move.

314
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,616
And I don't know how
I could have taken on
my new role without her,

315
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,358
but I'm starting
to forget what it's like
to be my own person.

316
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,360
I just wanted time to grieve!

317
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,362
I mean, first Father,
then Fan Tong.

318
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,060
And I'm just
an emotional wreck right now!

319
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,062
Fan Tong?
You know him?

320
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,934
Nice panda, about 'yay' wide?

321
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,849
Tiny hands, wears capri pants?

322
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,676
That's him.
[CRIES]

323
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,637
Oh, how I miss those tiny hands.

324
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,727
I owe my life
to Fan Tong
and his friends.

325
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,817
I just don't know
what to do with him gone.

326
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,515
I feel so alone.

327
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,561
We are not so different.

328
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,390
We've both felt the sting
of losing someone special.

329
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,267
As a fawn,
I was always fighting.

330
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,443
[GRUNTS]

331
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,229
[SCREAMS]

332
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,231
A violent future
was my only path.

333
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,540
I was a beggar, an urchin.

334
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,241
Until...

335
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,462
His name was Jindiao.
A wise kung fu warrior.

336
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:04,207
He saw a fight in me.
He saw potential.

337
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,471
He taught me that I, too,
could become a warrior.

338
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,435
After proving to be
his strongest student,

339
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:18,569
he presented me with a gift.

340
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:22,051
It was a jade tusk,

341
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:25,620
made of the rare,
precious green stone.

342
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,230
He promised me the world

343
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,146
in exchange
for my undying loyalty.

344
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,498
I became willing to do anything

345
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,371
to help him achieve
ultimate power.

346
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,156
But after years
of doing his bidding,

347
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,202
years of fighting by his side...

348
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,597
[GRUNTS]

349
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,947
He betrayed me.

350
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,562
I meant nothing to him.

351
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,956
I thought he gave me
purpose in life.

352
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,655
But in the end,
I had to find my own.

353
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,014
We are going to thrust this ship

354
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,973
right into the heart
of the beast!

355
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,192
You gotta stare down the Demon!

356
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,847
[SCREAMS]

357
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,416
You gotta make
a love connection
with old lady Ocean.

358
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:26,202
Look off in the distance
and focus on a landmark!

359
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,552
I'm old, and I'll puke
whenever I feel like it,

360
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,989
thank you very much!

361
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,295
I was only trying to help!

362
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,210
Hold that thought.
[RETCHES]

363
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:37,213
Hang tight,
we got a big one!
[LAUGHS]

364
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,956
ALL: Whoa!

365
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,219
Think about our unborn child.

366
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,307
[SCREAMS]

367
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,571
[SCREAMS]

368
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,139
[WHOOPING]

369
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,445
I am immortal!

370
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,106
I love it!

371
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,634
LI: Land ho!

372
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,071
Thank goodness!

373
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,246
Oh, no.

374
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,553
Whoa!

375
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,337
[LAUGHS]

376
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,603
Nailed the landing!
Nailed it! Aah!

377
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,694
Ladies and gentlemen,

378
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:27,089
welcome to Volcano Island!

379
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,747
Your tale of heartbreak was sad,

380
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,141
but I don't see
what it has do with me.
[SCREAMS]

381
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,580
Follow me, Empress.
We must jump.

382
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,148
What? No! It must be
a thousand-foot drop!

383
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,453
You are a lynx.

384
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,325
Surely you'll land
on your feet, will you not?

385
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,979
Um, I'm gonna go
with "no" on that one.

386
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,459
Call it a hunch.

387
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,462
I see. A feeling deep down
in your gut, you might say?

388
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:56,075
Exactly. I'm not jumping off
of a cliff just because you
say so.

389
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,337
I don't have a death wish.

390
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,949
Ah! So you can make
your own decisions.

391
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,951
Remember that when you
return to your throne,

392
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,953
to rule over your people.

393
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,442
[EXHALES]

394
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,227
Yeah, but what about
my bossy-pants adviser?

395
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,316
A wise ruler listens
to advisors,

396
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,318
but makes the toughest decisions

397
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:26,279
even in times of pain,
with her heart.

398
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:29,325
I just wanna bottle you up
and take you home.

399
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,110
And then open the bottle
and free you

400
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,373
so you can lead
my security detail.

401
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,679
My duties are with
my fellow monks,

402
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:36,985
but when you need me,

403
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:40,119
leave a candle in your window.
I will be there.

404
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,470
One last thing, Empress.

405
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:47,474
In case you ever find yourself
lost in the woods.

406
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,786
All righty, that's gotta
be Shi Long's boat

407
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:56,937
that Dun Dun was talking about.

408
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,660
Look! Shi Long's Guards!

409
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,444
Okie dokie, no problemo.

410
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,011
We just gotta get on the boat

411
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,926
without anyone noticing.

412
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,406
That's them!

413
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,583
Those are the skinny Pandas
who tried to dry me out!

414
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,324
Get them!

415
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,500
[GROWLING]

416
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:17,112
Those are the flabby jerks
that destroyed my tavern!

417
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,070
Sorry, pal, we're on a break.

418
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,985
Break's over!

419
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,552
Gongmen Police!
Everybody freeze!

420
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,077
[BOTH GRUNTING]

421
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,559
[GRUNTS]

422
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:31,996
Ah!

423
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,526
[GRUNTS]

424
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,753
Huh.

425
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,841
[GRUNTS]

426
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:00,677
[SCREAMS]

427
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,077
[ROARS]

428
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,044
Come on, we gotta go!

429
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,264
[PANTING]

430
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,093
[GASPS]

431
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,229
[ALL SCREAM]

432
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,843
[ALL SCREAM]

433
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,339
Does anyone here
know how to use
a flippin' spy glass?

434
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:56,124
Now hold on,
I got us here,
didn't I?

435
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,387
Now we just have a day
or a month's journey

436
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:02,435
to get to the actual
Volcano part
of Volcano Island!

437
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:05,176
At least we have
the supplies from the ship.

438
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,223
Cart can cook us up
a pupu platter for the road.

439
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:09,877
[WHIMPERS]

440
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,009
Heavens to Betsy,
we've been robbed!

441
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:16,231
Somebody drank all
of the emergency water!
And ate all the food!

442
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:17,972
Rooster!

443
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,110
That's Captain Rooster.

444
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,722
Well, I have never,
in all my life...

445
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,986
Hutt! Chut-chut! Shut-it!
We've got a long road ahead.

446
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,774
We should probably
find some water.

447
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,171
A thousand apologies, Shi Long!

448
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,477
Oh, get up.

449
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,261
I tried to get her back but...

450
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,523
[LAUGHS]

451
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,830
Is something funny, mistress?

452
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,614
Such a fool.

453
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:54,748
The Empress has returned,
no thanks to you.

454
00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:00,406
But if this ever happens again,
I know plenty of guards

455
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:03,496
who would kill
for your position.

456
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:10,545
[GRUNTS]

457
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,462
Aah!

458
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:18,728
All right gang, next lesson,
figuring out how to sail.

459
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:21,427
Did anyone, by chance,
bring some ginger root?

460
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:24,299
You know, for sea sickness
and potential constipation?

461
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,694
Guys? We're gonna need
more than ginger.

462
00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:29,913
[ALL GASP]

463
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,618
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]